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00:00Listen, I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend wasn't
00:07exactly part of the deal. And you kissed me in front of everyone, and now everyone thinks
00:11we're actually together. How am I supposed to explain this? You don't.
00:20What do you mean? You need a fake boyfriend to hide your
00:22crush on your stepbrother, and I... You need me to write about how
00:26well-endowed you are. I got it. Or, I've really liked you for a really long time,
00:36and I want to do this to spend more time with you. We hate each other. Everyone knows this.
00:44Good luck convincing people this relationship is legit. Well, I'm a very persuasive person, Jane.
00:50You know, if you want my best work, the price is going to go up.
00:53What else do you want? I failed my literature class last semester.
00:59You're the only person that got an A+, so I need you to write my final essay.
01:02There is no way I'm cheating for you. All right. I could ask somebody else. You can walk away now.
01:12If you don't mind me telling everybody that you're secretly riding softcore about your stepbrother in
01:16your spare time. Fine. I will pretend to be your fake girlfriend and write your stupid essay. But there will
01:26be rules. Rule number one. Don't suddenly kiss me. Hey, if we're going to be in a fake relationship,
01:34we're going to kiss a lot. I thought you really liked that first kiss.
01:40All right. I can reluctantly accept that. But just to be clear, I do not like kissing you. All right.
01:46Back to the point. Rule number one. Absolutely no sex. Rule number two. No feelings.
01:54You think I'm going to catch feelings?
01:58Rule number three. This fake relationship will last for one month. That gives us enough time for all
02:04this to blow over. I will give you your finished essay at the end of this month. And rule number four.
02:10We tell no one. No exceptions. Okay. I agree to your terms. But I got some rules of my own to add.
02:17Number one. You come to every single one of my games this month.
02:23Number two. You come to every party with me. Including homecoming.
02:31Last one. We're throwing a party tomorrow to celebrate my MVP win. You're coming.
02:35Last one. Wear a swim suit. Make it sexy.
02:41I might be a dorky wallflower in real life. But online, I'm the blogger every girl at Maple
02:55University can't wait to hear from. At Sex and the Campus, we talk about boys, sex, and how to find your
03:02true self. The fact that I'm actually a virgin, that's something no one needs to know.
03:06Best sex at Maple U? It has to be someone on the hockey team. I heard Zach Gates has the best
03:14hockey stick on the team, if you know what I mean. Nate Duncan's not bad. I wonder who's better.
03:20Mr. N in the Virgin's bucket list is definitely based on Nate, right? Which makes Mr. Z Zach. He can't even
03:29get it up. Why don't we let the host be the judge?
03:31Don't forget to tell everyone who's better. I'm watching you. I want you to publish a new story
03:39about me and tell everyone that you saw with your own eyes. I can very much get it up.
03:44Jayne's my girlfriend. And remember to wear your best swimsuit. I don't like pink.
03:59Wear a swimsuit. Make it sexy.
04:01Oh, Zach Gates.
04:17Following his fashion advice wasn't part of the rules.
04:20I can't believe I agreed to come to this party. Wow. She actually has the guts to show up.
04:36She looks incredible.
04:41I knew you'd wear pink.
04:42Because you hate it. It's actually my favorite color.
04:55Who's that girl with hot Zach? Bro, who's that girl in the pink?
05:01Why is everyone staring at me? She's the most beautiful girl here.
05:05OMG, Nate is here. Wait, is that Jane the Nerd? She looks like a whole new person without those thick-ass
05:18glasses. Why are they here together? Jane is so lucky. Zach is every girl's dream boyfriend.
05:25Today, I'm not Jane the Wallflower. For the first time, everyone is looking at me,
05:29talking about me. All because of the hockey star's new girlfriend. Well, hey.
05:36You can touch me, you know? I don't bite.
05:40Nate's looking right at us. If you want to put on a convincing act, you're gonna have to work with me here.
05:45I guess I have no choice but to trust you.
05:52I think I'm starting to like this contract.
05:56Let's see how far I can push it.
05:59Hey, hands above the waist and off my butt, you pervert.
06:04I was ending the rules.
06:05Remind me to amend the contract.
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