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00:00Push!
00:03Yep, her blood pressure is dropping.
00:08Yep, come on, push!
00:13We're losing her, we're losing her!
00:15Cassandra, I can't believe you got yourself knocked up.
00:19You're a skank and a disgrace.
00:22I'm telling you, Dad.
00:23I heard she got blackout drunk at some party and woke up at a motel two towns over.
00:28You have to do something about her before she ruins my reputation, boring herself out like that.
00:33You lose immoral brat.
00:36You need to get rid of that bastard child right away before anyone else finds out.
00:40Do you hear me?
00:41What about your bastard child right there?
00:43Hmm?
00:44You didn't bat an eye having her behind Mama's dad.
00:47So how about this?
00:48You get rid of yours and then I'll get rid of mine.
00:50Get out and stay out!
00:52Cassandra Mortensen, I'm disowning you.
00:55Great.
00:57That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
01:00Ah!
01:01Ah!
01:02Push!
01:03Ah!
01:04Ah!
01:05Ah!
01:06Ah!
01:07Ah!
01:08Ah!
01:09Congrats, Mama.
01:10It's a boy and a girl.
01:12They're beautiful.
01:13And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone just like you.
01:17Have you found the woman from that night yet?
01:39Where are my babies?
01:42I'm sorry, ma'am. They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
01:46They didn't make it.
02:03Here you go. The baby's as promised.
02:05The mother thinks they're dead. Can I have the money now?
02:07Thank you so much for coming. I hope you enjoy and let me know if you need anything.
02:15Yeah, thank you.
02:19Uh, Mr. Simon?
02:20Hey, hi. So, I was the top sales employee, again, this month.
02:28Yep, so I was just, you know, I was wondering if I could get those commission payouts and bonuses for the past few months.
02:37Please?
02:40Marry me.
02:42I will pay in cash, right now.
02:45Ow!
02:47Not to reject you or anything, because I would never do that. That'd be crazy.
02:50I don't think that my husband would be too happy about that.
02:54What?
02:55Yeah.
02:57You are married?
02:59Ruben?
03:00Or are you fired?
03:04For lying to me.
03:13Damn it!
03:14Now how the heck am I supposed to find a husband?
03:17Here's the posters they put up this week, Mr. Steinwall.
03:23Help wanted, sinking mother. Compensation, five million dollars.
03:29Hands Julian Steinwall.
03:30You rascal! What were you thinking putting these up all over the city?
03:49But, money talks. Come on, Dad. We're going on 35 and you still haven't found your mommy for us.
03:57All the kids at school make fun of us, cause you obviously can't get a girl.
04:03Another word out of you, Chance, and there's no allowance for you for a month.
04:07My kid grows up with either a watch of love, or watches money.
04:11You're not willing to give me either? I don't want you to be my dad anymore.
04:17Chance, hold on! Wait for me!
04:20What? Are you kidding?
04:23Go get them!
04:26Never mind, Chance.
04:28Just break charity.
04:29Get me! Get me! Get me! Get me!
04:34Get out of my hand!
04:36Get out of my hand!
04:38Hey, what's going on?
04:40Hey, what is going on?
04:41What is going on?
05:01What is wrong with you? You're trying to kidnap kids in the middle of broad daylight? That's insane.
05:06Mommy! Mommy!
05:09Daddy, we finally found her! We finally found mommy!
05:17Daddy!
05:21So, um...
05:24How many times I'm really sorry about that?
05:28Pat. I didn't realize you were their dad. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
05:31Don't worry. It's a classic rom-com. Cute.
05:35Don't worry, Mommy. I can buy you a drink myself.
05:39Ooh, wow. Thank you so much, bud.
05:41Um... just one thing. Why do y'all keep calling me Mommy?
05:45Cause I see Mommy in my dreams all the time. You look just like her.
05:50Me too. I got the same dreams too. It's cause we're twins!
05:53Twins!
05:55Twins? Mine were fraternal twins too.
05:58They're my babies.
06:00I'm sorry, ma'am. They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
06:04They didn't make it.
06:07Anyway, Mommy, what are you looking for in a future husband?
06:12Chance, knock it off!
06:14Hey now, adults shouldn't butt in when kids are talking.
06:18How about this guy over here?
06:19Whoa!
06:20Oh my God.
06:22Six feet tall.
06:23Handsome.
06:24Great courier.
06:26Two amazing kids.
06:28But never spends time around any woman.
06:33Yeah, isn't that just your dad's picture?
06:35I'm actually six foot two.
06:37Chance! Stop it right now or you're grounded.
06:40Okay, stop. Don't ground him.
06:42They're having fun, clearly. It's not a big deal.
06:45It's okay, Mommy. Daddy actually never ground them.
06:47He just pretends to be scary.
06:50Oh yeah, Charity?
06:52What do you know about disciplining kids?
06:54Do you have any kids?
06:56That's what I thought.
06:58Okay? Chance, Charity, let's go.
07:00Wait. Uh, what if we got married?
07:05Then if... if we were married, I would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine.
07:11There you are, you skank.
07:13I've been looking all over for you.
07:15I maxed out my cards buying you clothes and shoes and you... you block my number?
07:20Excuse me for just a second. I'll be, um... be right back.
07:26Huh. I knew it. She's just after my money.
07:29Alright, we'll go back and wait.
07:32Hmm.
07:35Cassandra, I finally found you.
07:38You're acting like you haven't seen me in three years.
07:42It's been, what, like, three days?
07:45Besides, you are a married man.
07:49Act like it.
07:51Wait a minute, you know I was married?
07:53Mm-hmm.
07:55And you still spent my money?
07:56Yeah.
07:58Revenge.
08:00Oh, also I did send everything I got directly to your wife, so, um...
08:04I hope she loves designer.
08:13Woo! Okay, so, um...
08:17Anyway, about that marriage. Think about it.
08:23Chance, Charity, why don't the two of you go get some ice cream?
08:27Yes!
08:31Sure, I'll marry you.
08:32Yeah?
08:33But just to be clear, I don't have a dime to my name.
08:37Are you sure about that? Because your suit you're wearing looks...
08:41like, really nice, actually.
08:43I'm the driver for a CEO. I only make, like, eight, nine grand a month.
08:47Eight or nine, that's not too bad. That's significantly more than I make, so...
08:51Uh, I mean, more, like, eight or nine grand, uh, quarterly.
08:56Oh.
08:57And it fluctuates a lot. I only make, like, two, three thousand a month.
09:01I mean, that's, that's not bad. That's fine.
09:03Where are you living right now?
09:04New Parklands.
09:06In a one-bedroom, one-bed, one-bathroom apartment.
09:10Yeah, it's just fairly big enough, actually, for me and the twins.
09:12Sorry, did you just say New Parklands?
09:15Come on!
09:16No, that's the, literally, the heart of the city.
09:19Those places go for what? A couple thousand per square foot?
09:23Even the smallest ones are, like, two thousand square feet.
09:26Even if you were the CEO yourself, you probably still couldn't afford to live there.
09:29Come on.
09:31Yeah, no, you're right. New Parklands is crazy.
09:33That's crazy!
09:34It is. I know, I'm sorry.
09:36I just do this thing when I get nervous. I just start lying.
09:38I do that. No, I do that, too. Seriously, I, I, I work in sales. I literally lie to customers for a living.
09:47Uh, no, actually, though, I'm, I'm kidding. Um, it's really, it's about...
09:52About what?
09:54It's all about hard work, not giving up. So, keep working hard. Maybe you'll get to live there one day.
10:00I, uh...
10:01Anyway, I am Cassandra.
10:04Officially introducing myself. I sell shoes for a living.
10:08I make about $3,000 a month, but I make commission.
10:12So, you know, I could help out with the kids' expenses. Stuff like that.
10:15Uh-huh. Well...
10:16Okay, actually...
10:18Don't say anything.
10:20A good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to think things over.
10:24So, no rush.
10:26Think about my offer, okay?
10:29Why won't you marry her? I'm not gonna drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her.
10:37Sure. Have it your way.
10:40Miss Margaret.
10:46There. Happy?
10:48And what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman, anyway? You don't even know her.
10:52Don't you remember what happened to you when you were little?
10:54Your old nanny that I had to fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you.
10:59Daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back.
11:02Do you really want that to happen again?
11:03No, no, no, no, no, no. Charity, Charity, I'm so sorry. Did Daddy scare you?
11:10No, I'm hungry. I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
11:15Well, it's sitting there right in front of you. Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
11:21No, Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
11:27Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
11:30Which one will you choose? Your pride or my sister who's starving to death?
11:38You kids!
11:40Alright, alright, alright, I'll marry her. Okay? Happy?
11:45There's just one condition that we have to follow.
11:49We cannot let her know that we're rich, okay?
11:52I have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first. Deal?
11:56Well, then that's a deal.
12:03You little razzles.
12:07Chance, do we have to pretend to be poor right now?
12:11I still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday presents.
12:17And I still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara.
12:20No, no, silly. That's not enough to get mommy anything.
12:26First, let's get focused on getting mommy and daddy married.
12:31Then she'll get all daddy's money and that'll be a lot more than we have.
12:36Then we have.
12:42Hello? Who is this?
12:44This is, uh, uh, uh, William Stein.
12:48Okay, and who would that be?
12:51Your husband.
12:53You might want to save this number.
12:54Oh, come on. Dude, seriously?
13:04I mean, you are the richest bachelor in Winchester.
13:07I mean, you can marry anybody.
13:09And you're letting your kids choose.
13:11Crazy how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around.
13:16I should have never dragged you out for drinks, man.
13:19I mean, you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger.
13:21A little over two grand a month with two kids?
13:27Girl, that does not sound too stable to me.
13:30How do you know that he's not using you?
13:32He's pretty cute.
13:33And the kids, Abby, they're a boy and a girl. Fraternal twins.
13:39They remind me of my babies.
13:44Cass, you can't say that out loud ever, okay?
13:47He's just gonna think you're trying to replace the kids you lost. He won't trust you.
13:51Yeah.
13:53Anyway, where's the ring?
13:55Any honeymoon plans?
13:56Come on, we can't afford any of that.
13:58Girl, no. Stand up for yourself, okay?
14:01Tell him you want to go shopping right now.
14:03Shopping?
14:04Text him.
14:06If he's not spending his money on you, he's just gonna be spending it on someone else.
14:09You know what?
14:11There is a little something that I want.
14:13Gold digger.
14:21I knew it.
14:22She's showing her two colors now.
14:25I do think this is really pretty.
14:27Affordable, too.
14:29Okay.
14:31Yeah, I'll take both.
14:35So...
14:36You're picking something out for the kids.
14:38Yes.
14:39I wanted a gift for them.
14:41You know, it's my first time being a mom in all.
14:43I wanted to...
14:44That was a bang.
14:46That'll be $1,200, please.
14:50$1,200?
14:52For...
14:54Can I get a discount?
14:55I did get two, but I want to get one.
14:57No, we don't do that around here.
15:01Come on.
15:02Work with me here.
15:03I actually work here, too.
15:04Right around the corner.
15:05Lita's Luxury Shoes.
15:06Ever heard of it?
15:07So you...
15:08You throw me a bone here.
15:09I'll hook you up next time you come into the stop.
15:11Yeah.
15:12I'll throw in a free pair of heel protectors.
15:13I like that.
15:15It's only $1,200.
15:17I mean, if you can't afford it, you don't need to waste my time.
15:21Are you taking them or not?
15:25Yeah.
15:26Yeah.
15:28I'm taking them.
15:29I'll take them.
15:34They do do discounts right now.
15:37Birthdays, holidays, stuff like that.
15:38Although it's not my birthday, so that was a long shot.
15:42Mommy!
15:43Mommy, you've got to take one.
15:44Will you take care of it like a gift for you?
15:51What about this one over there?
15:53It looks nice, doesn't it?
15:55Of course it's nice.
15:57It's $150,000.
15:58$150,000.
16:00$150,000 for that.
16:04My mom would like to try it on.
16:09Oh.
16:10If you can't afford to buy it, you can't afford to try it on.
16:14I couldn't be held responsible if you damage such a precious piece.
16:20Daddy, can you keep buying for mom?
16:23Okay, sweetheart.
16:25I'll buy it.
16:27Wait a second.
16:31I'm so sorry, Charity.
16:32I seem to have left my wallet at home.
16:34Sir?
16:36If you'd like some other options, there's a goodwill right around the corner.
16:40That might be more of your scene.
16:44I'm doubting my father because you think he can't afford it.
16:48What's going on here?
16:49Mr. Richard?
16:50Sir?
16:52Hello, Mr. Richards.
16:54My wife here was looking at the rings over there in this locker right here,
16:58but I seem to have forgot my wallet at home.
17:01You guys do discounts for birthdays, right?
17:03It just so happens to be my birthday today.
17:07And I was hoping...
17:10we'd get that discount.
17:12Okay, you know what, Will? Let's just call them.
17:14If this was half off, we couldn't afford it, let alone some birthday discount.
17:16Killian.
17:17What?
17:18What was that?
17:19What?
17:22The necklace, everything is free. Don't worry about it. You have to pay.
17:24No, no, no.
17:26We'll even throw in the rings for the kiddos.
17:29Oh, you enjoy your birthday, right?
17:33Free?
17:34Yes.
17:36Thank you so much.
17:37You have yourself a fantastic birthday.
17:39Oh, thank you.
17:40Yes.
17:42Hope to see you soon.
17:45Sir, what the hell?
17:48How could you give away all of that for free, Richard?
17:53Are you the stupidest person in this entire fall?
17:57That was Killian Steinwell, the wealthiest man in all of Winchester.
18:00Tester, you know when the recession happened, he kept this entire company alive and your salary.
18:06I could give him to hold that store!
18:08Everything for him!
18:10She'll be right with you, sir.
18:11Thank you, sir!
18:16Oh my God, we got all of that for free. He just gave us a...
18:18That is quite the birthday discount.
18:19If I've ever seen one, I'm gonna come back every year. It's settled.
18:24Wait, why'd you take that off?
18:27Well, it's expensive.
18:29I wanna keep it in pristine condition for when Charity grows up.
18:32I think she's gonna love it one day. Right?
18:35Yeah.
18:36It was only $150,000. I got it for you. Keep it.
18:39Did you just say only $150,000?
18:45What do you think you are? Some sort of billionaire? That was crazy.
18:47That was a crazy statement.
18:49Anyway...
18:51Who wants to see what I got for you two?
18:52Me! Yes, yes, yes!
18:53Alright!
18:55Alright, it's right in here. Ready?
18:58Necklaces. Here, I'll put them on you guys. Ready?
19:01Ready?
19:03Nice.
19:06That birthmark on his collarbone.
19:09One for Charity.
19:12Yes.
19:14Oh, Charity has the birthmark, too.
19:19Congrats, Mama. It's a boy and a girl.
19:22They're beautiful.
19:23And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
19:26They both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
19:31Oh.
19:33Where'd you get the kids?
19:35Who would you get the child?
19:36How would you get the kids?
19:37Who would you get the chicks at?
19:38I'm just complaining.
19:39The kids.
19:41What would you get the kids?
19:43How do you get the kids?
19:45What don't you get the kids?
19:46What do you think?
19:47What's the kids?
19:49What's the kids?
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