00:00okay this is it Aiden Armstrong is single this is your last chance to lose your
00:13virginity before college ends
00:17oh my god isn't that pearl the library girl as in that weird nerd who spends all her time
00:33snapping books yeah I'd hide in books too if I looked like that
00:47yeah run back to the library you ugly gremlin
00:57could this day get any worse
01:17I can explain explain what you're naked in my closet
01:46I need your help not not no not like that I look this this old crazy fling came
01:54looking for me I was in a dorm shower with a freshman and I needed a place to hide
01:58your door was unlocked and I panicked wait a second you're even hard the most
02:07popular senior the ultimate heartbreaker the infamous bad boy who never sleeps with
02:13the same girl twice the guy who supposedly has the biggest you know what on campus that
02:20rumor is definitely true
02:22Ethan where are you okay yes yeah I'm Ethan Hart maybe we can do the introductions later this
02:31is an emergency situation I'm sorry your emergency situation is not my problem no please please just
02:37let me hide until she's gone I will do anything
02:47anything anything anything just just help me out here no I can't help you out I know about your reputation and everyone calls you the heartbreaker I am not going to let you hurt that poor girl how could I hurt veronica steel wait I'm lucky if she doesn't hurt me physically I'm lucky if she doesn't hurt me physically
02:50Just help me out here.
02:53No, I can't help you out.
02:55I know about your reputation,
02:56and everyone calls you the heartbreaker.
02:58I am not gonna let you hurt that poor girl.
03:02How could I hurt Veronica Steele?
03:04Wait.
03:05I'm lucky if she doesn't hurt me, physically.
03:08V-Veronica.
03:13Yes, Veronica, we hooked up once,
03:15and she will not leave me alone.
03:18Please, just, I will do anything.
03:20Ethan, where are you?
03:23What's your name?
03:25What's your name?
03:26Uh, Pearl.
03:27Pearl?
03:28I won't do anything.
03:36Fine!
03:37You owe me one, though.
03:38Get in the closet and be quiet, okay?
03:46You!
03:47I heard voices in here.
03:49It was just me.
03:50I was practicing my lines.
03:52I'm a theater major.
03:55I'm looking for Ethan.
03:56Um, who's, who's Ethan?
03:59Oh, come on.
04:00Everyone knows who he is, even someone like you.
04:03Oh!
04:04That Ethan!
04:06He's a big track and field star,
04:09has a lot of friends,
04:11usually wears clothes.
04:12He's, uh, no, no, I have not seen him tonight.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:19Are you lying to me?
04:23Why would Ethan Hart be in my room?
04:27You know what?
04:29You're right.
04:30Ethan Hart wouldn't even look at a girl like you
04:33if he was forced to.
04:34A girl like me.
04:36How do I put this nicely?
04:38Nerdy.
04:39Boring.
04:40Dull.
04:41Forgettable.
04:42Hard to look at.
04:44Embarrassing.
04:45Speaking of,
04:47I caught this little tumble of yours on camera earlier.
04:51So, if you're lying to me about Ethan,
04:53or if you even think about going near him,
04:57I'll release that video to the entire school.
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