00:00Oak Hill University, my home for the next four years.
00:08I had big dreams of running away to Nashville and becoming a musician,
00:12but I'll put them all on hold to follow him.
00:18Caleb Owens, my childhood best friend and the love of my life.
00:22Taylor, hey!
00:24He always said we'd end up together one day.
00:26Oh, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:28I know!
00:29Now that we're both at OU, there's nothing keeping us apart.
00:34Coming to you!
00:36Coming to you!
00:37Wait, is he actually coming here?
00:39Oh, yeah. Rumors are true.
00:41The whole school is freaking out about it.
00:43Hey, OU babe, I have the juiciest news.
00:46Hot Royal Playboy, Lord Travis Harrington, is studying in America on our campus!
00:53Rumor has it, she's single.
00:57Call me.
00:59Lord Travis is coming to the party we're throwing at the Kappa house tonight.
01:03Oh.
01:04You should drop by.
01:07I have something I want to tell you.
01:09We'll miss you, sweetheart.
01:12If you do one year at university, then come home.
01:15You have duties, a royal family's counting on you.
01:18And don't let your Dominican cousin talk you into anything stupid.
01:22Oh, don't worry, father.
01:24I'm just going to have a little fun.
01:27I'mma turn, honey.
01:28Come in bokutive!
01:29Oh!
01:30Hi!
01:31Oh, hi.
01:57So, you're our new suite mate.
01:59Grace and Jenny, right?
02:02I'm Taylor.
02:10Are you guys also going to that
02:14Kapha party tonight?
02:16Of course we are.
02:18You're not wearing that, are you?
02:21Yes.
02:23You're better at staying home then.
02:26Like, literally.
02:27It's a good world on the street.
02:41Hey.
02:43Great party.
02:44Thanks, Taylor.
02:45I'm glad you came.
02:46So, what was it that you wanted to tell me?
02:49This is it.
02:51The moment I've been waiting for.
02:52After all these years, Caleb is finally going to ask me out.
02:57Taylor.
02:58Mm-hmm.
02:59I want you.
03:04To me and my girlfriend, Grace.
03:05I, I, I, I'm sorry.
03:23Where?
03:26Oh, shit, it's Lord Travis.
03:28I can't.
03:29I literally can't with that.
03:33Okay.
03:34Yeah.
03:50Come on, come on.
03:51God, he's so sexy and mega rich.
03:54I'm in that accent.
03:56Oh, bitch.
03:57The key is mine.
03:58Ladies, ladies, give my man some room to breathe.
04:10Hi, hi.
04:11You should have brought the royal guard.
04:14I've seen the way you operate across the pond.
04:17Oh, I'm Travis, and I sleep with a different girl like every other week.
04:21But come on, dude, this must be like heaven to you.
04:28Yeah, I don't know about that.
04:32Oh.
04:34You actually call this beer?
04:36Come on, dude. You're half American.
04:38You're going to have to learn to appreciate it.
04:40All right, so you see anything you like yet?
04:45Yeah, some alcohol that doesn't taste like complete shite.
04:50Oh!
04:56Oh!
04:58Gosh darn it! I'm so sorry!
05:01I'm so sorry!
05:02You're fine, you're fine. I'll go clean it up.
05:06Nice job, Ruby.
05:08Lord Harrington's first night in America,
05:11and some hillbillies spill shitty beer water all over him.
05:13It was an accident.
05:21Oh.
05:22Jealous, Taylor?
05:25You know, maybe you could have been with Caleb.
05:27Caleb, if you hadn't shown up here like you were fresh off the farm.
05:31Or a commune, really.
05:33It's a classic story.
05:35He's the football star, she's the cheerleader,
05:38and you're the invisible geek who will never get the guy.
05:40Can I help you, love?
05:48Can I help you, love?
05:50I'm so sorry, I...
06:02Wait.
06:05Are you okay?
06:06I'm not upset with you.
06:08I actually thought it was a stupid shirt anyway.
06:11It kind of makes me look like a pirate.
06:12No, um, I'm good.
06:17I'm great.
06:18Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible liar?
06:23Well, I was trained at the Royal Military Academy,
06:26so if someone hurt you, I could definitely kick their ass.
06:29Thanks, but it's nothing.
06:34I...
06:35Well, my first night with college isn't really going how I planned it, so...
06:38No, there's mine.
06:41But I'm not that mad about it.
06:44So you're not having second thoughts about coming to America?
06:48Not at the moment, no.
06:50Hey, man, I got you another...
06:58Whoa!
06:59Am I interrupting someone?
07:00No, no.
07:01I'm sorry.
07:02I'm sorry.
07:02My bad.
07:03No, no, no.
07:04Oh, go ahead.
07:04I'm sorry.
07:05I'm so sorry.
07:06Sorry again.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Sorry.
07:09You won't have a nurse.
07:10Give me the...
07:11God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
07:15She's like a sad little dog begging for scraps.
07:18Was she always like this?
07:19Yeah.
07:19Ever since we were kids.
07:22She's so fucking needy.
07:25She's so fucking needy.
07:26You know, she never even tried to make other friends or date other guys.
07:29She's always been low-key obsessed with me.
07:32Low-key?
07:33Talk about high-key.
07:34Did you see her face when you said girlfriend?
07:36She basically had a fucking aneurysm.
07:38Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
07:40It's like we get a free servant.
07:42She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
07:44Mmm.
07:45Genius.
07:47Now fuck me.
07:48All right.
07:49This is supposedly my best friend.
07:52How can he be so two-faced?
08:06Unbelievable.
08:07Here comes our servant.
08:22Ew.
08:23Thanks, Tay.
08:24You're a lifesaver.
08:26Just for you.
08:27Just the way you like it.
08:28Oops.
08:33I forgot something.
08:35I'm done with your bullshit, Caleb.
08:39What the fuck, Taylor?
08:41I heard what you said about me at the party.
08:43I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
08:45Stop being a fucking drama queen.
08:46Oh, yeah?
08:47Does this ring a bell?
08:48God, I wish Taylor never followed you here.
08:50She's like a sad little dog begging for scraps.
08:53Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
08:55Say we get a free servant.
08:57She grabs coffee and do our homework.
08:59How could you do this to me?
09:01We were our best friends for 15 years.
09:03How could you say those things about me?
09:04Yeah, I was your best friend.
09:06You weren't mine.
09:11Wow.
09:13Fucking prick, aren't you?
09:14Excuse me?
09:19Oh, yeah.
09:19Caleb!
09:25Yeah, easy, buddy.
09:26Remember who you're talking to.
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