00:00You work too hard. Why don't you put that down and let me be your doctor?
00:21It reminds me. Go see a patient in a little bit.
00:25Do you have to?
00:30Oh my god. I just had sex with you last week. Give it a rest already.
00:40Your mom is breathing down my neck about getting pregnant.
00:43Yeah, well, tell her to fuck off. Leave a walk, kids.
00:57What the hell is this?
01:00You're sleeping with Ashley? She's my best friend.
01:04Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. She finally figures it out.
01:07I'm done. I want a divorce.
01:09We both know that's not possible.
01:14Sweetie, when are you gonna come and give up this silly lawyer's gig and run your father's companies?
01:29It's not a gig, Mom. I run the biggest law firm in the country.
01:33For a few silly million a year, you're chasing pennies, sweetie.
01:37Yeah, well, it's not all about the money.
01:41I should have left that asshole months ago.
01:55You summoned me?
02:11I didn't think you'd come.
02:13Bitch, please. I'm not afraid of you.
02:16How long have you been sleeping with my husband?
02:19Does it matter? He doesn't want you. Okay?
02:23Get over it.
02:25But we were BFFs. Ride or die. We went to law school together.
02:32We went to law school together.
02:34Yeah, you stole my spot for the scholarship.
02:36So now I'm taking your husband.
02:40Payback's a bitch, isn't it?
02:43Listen, bitch!
02:48Get your hands off, bitch!
02:50How was I even such an asshole?
02:52You were literally crazy!
02:54That voice sounds like Ashley.
02:56You sluts!
02:58Get that screaming girl out of here.
03:00Yes, boss.
03:01What?
03:03FYI, I fucked him before coming here.
03:07Ma'am, let's go.
03:09Excuse me!
03:11Do you know who I am?
03:12I will literally sue the fuck out of you!
03:33Looks like you're having a bad night.
03:38Not interested.
03:41I didn't say I was either.
03:53What's this then?
03:55To us.
03:56And making bad decisions.
04:03Hold on, I gotta take this.
04:19Last call, folks.
04:21Ten minutes.
04:22It declined.
04:32Oh.
04:33You got another card?
04:37Put a drink to my card.
04:42Put a drink to my card
04:48Don't worry, it's on me. Thank you. I've had a really bad day
05:00Someone as beautiful as you shouldn't have any bad days
05:12Go, go, go, go
05:42You know, I think I liked you better without the sheet on.
05:52So do you want breakfast?
05:54I, uh, I can't.
05:59Thanks.
06:06Oh my god.
06:08I can't believe I slept with him.
06:10What got into me last night?
06:13Still, that was the best night of my life.
06:18Be strong, woman.
06:20Get rid of Jerry officially.
06:21Then you can have irresistibly hot men who actually let you finish.
06:37Of course.
06:38I find the perfect girl and she's married.
06:40God, why doesn't my freaking key fit?
06:53I need a shower and a change out of these clothes.
06:56I'll be here when you decide to crawl back and suck my dick.
07:09Wait, take your stink-ass clothes with you.
07:16I'll be here when you decide to crawl back and suck my dick.
07:21What?
07:26Is everything all right?
07:44Uh, yeah.
07:46I raised you. I know when you lie.
07:52Who's the girl?
08:10No. That can't be right.
08:14What the hell? I'm completely broke.
08:18That shithead. He locked me out.
08:24$1.59, I can't even buy a Happy Meal.
08:35Maybe I'll get a few hundred at the pawn shop.
08:39Oh my god.
08:43This is embarrassing.
08:47Shit.
08:50Hey, you forgot this. You know, when you were cheating on your husband.
08:57Oh no, it's not like that. I can explain.
08:59No.
09:01Look, I don't know what games you're playing, but count me out.
09:04I don't mess with people's marriages.
09:05I'm not playing any games.
09:06No. So you're just playing me.
09:09Can you just let me explain?
09:11No. Because I know exactly what happened.
09:14You're a housewife.
09:15Let me guess, husband works too much?
09:17Maybe you came home late one day, and you decided to go on a wild, erotic adventure.
09:20You know nothing about me!
09:22You know nothing about me!
09:24I can't even read all of my family.
09:26I can really say that.
09:27That's not what I'm trying to do now.
09:29Oh no, I swear.
09:30It's in the following.
09:31You know nothing about me!
09:32I swear!
09:33I swear.
09:34I swear.
09:35I swear.
09:37I swear.
09:38I swear.
09:39I swear.
09:41I swear.
09:43I swear.
09:44I swear.
09:45I swear.
09:47I swear.
09:50I swear.
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