00:00...a little bit sooner.
00:11Hi, son. It's Mom. What's up?
00:13Mom, where's Lillian? This was her idea, and she's running late.
00:17Well, you know Lillian. She's just sitting around, as usual.
00:21Well, tell her to hurry up, because I'm busy.
00:24All right. You can tell her yourself.
00:28Help!
00:38Seven years married.
00:40And finally getting her wedding photos taken.
00:58A Lillian Bellucci original on your wife's flat body?
01:02God, what a shame.
01:04One shot of me wearing this on the runway?
01:08And your stock price will skyrocket. So, tell me where I...
01:14How do I look?
01:15I'd say this dress just screams your name.
01:18Oh, I know.
01:26That's my dress.
01:32That's my dress. It was. Your dress.
01:36And maybe pick something else?
01:38There's no way this still fits you.
01:42Yeah, and maybe you could pick it soon, because I have somewhere to be.
01:46So let's go. Chop chop.
01:48Why is she here?
01:50Because Izzy needs portfolio pictures, so she'll be joining us for the photo shoot.
01:56Like, why else would I be here playing princess with you? Come on.
02:00You know what?
02:02Rai Rai, I don't want you to fight with your wife because of me.
02:06I'll just, I'll just go.
02:08No, no, no, no, no.
02:10Come on, are we doing this or not?
02:12What's that look on your face? Are we doing this or not? Let's go.
02:16It's okay, I'll just get out of the way.
02:20Gosh.
02:22Doctor, the patient is awake.
02:40Michelle, the test results are in.
02:44You have lung cancer. It's terminal.
02:52How long do I have to live?
02:54At most, six months.
02:58Shhh.
03:00Shhh.
03:02Shhh.
03:04Shhh.
03:06Shhh.
03:08Shhh.
03:10Shhh.
03:12Shhh.
03:14Shhh.
03:16Shhh.
03:18Shhh.
03:20Oh, you hungry?
03:24You want a cookie?
03:26Mommy said no sweets before dinner.
03:30She did, did she?
03:32Well where is dinner then?
03:34You must be starving, my darling!
03:38Listen to your grandma.
03:40You have the right to have a cookie.
03:44You
03:47Nate, what did I say about sweets before dinner?
03:50Where is dinner? I am starving. I know sweetie. I got a little busy doing you
03:58Abandoned me. I had to go on the school bus to get home
04:04Sweetie I thought that today was daddy pick-up day. I'm so sorry. I oh always someone else's responsibility
04:10Lillian, this is limited-edition exclusive and you machine-washed it. I didn't do laundry Pippa
04:19Nor take out the trash
04:28Lillian why haven't you made dinner yet?
04:31It's no worries Rai Rai. I'll just whip up some pasta my grandma's recipe. Oh, what a sweet darling. I will come and help you in the kitchen
04:40Lillian, it's cold. So could you make us some tea, please?
04:47Yes
04:49Hey
04:50Are you not gonna clean up these muddy floors or do you just not give a shit how this place looks?
05:00Lillian
05:02I'm speaking to you
05:06I'm soaked
05:08Can't you see me?
05:10Can't you see me? I'm cold. I want a hot shower. I want food. Why don't you care?
05:17Hmm?
05:17Where were you today? You missed school pick-up. Didn't make dinner late to a photo shoot that I set up for you
05:24We're starving dinner should have been on the table an hour ago
05:28She's useless. We should have just hired a maid
05:32You guys need a maid. You guys need a maid. You can't even make your own sandwiches. Oh, get over yourself Lillian
05:36I'm hungry
05:37I'm hungry
05:38Yummy pasta will be ready in two minutes
05:41I want you to be my mom
05:43I said you're a bad mother. I hate you
05:47You are a bad mom. You won't even lift a finger to help
05:51Worthless
05:52Can't even take care of me
05:53You can't even take care of me
05:54You're a terrible mother
05:54You still have a career
05:55You're a terrible mother
05:56You can't even be a father
05:57You can't even blame everyone else
05:58You can't even blame everyone else
05:59You can't even blame everyone else
06:00Everything's your fault
06:01You have no one
06:02You never take responsibility
06:03You are
06:04Put it up
06:05Put it up
06:06Put it up
06:09Put it up
06:10Have you lost your mind?
06:17Yes, I did seven years ago when I married you
06:19No wonder Nate prefers Izzy
06:21Look at yourself
06:23Why am I even doing this?
06:25I lost my career, my self worth and for what?
06:28For your snide remarks
06:30Lillian you need to get a fucking grip
06:32How dare you speak to my mother like that! Know your place!
06:36Know my place.
06:37Okay, Ms. Limited Edition fucking fashion rags!
06:41I'll show you fashion!
06:43No, stop! It's limited edition!
06:47Homie, I'm bleeding!
06:49Pippa!
06:51Lillian, what the fuck?!
06:53Are you just gonna let that bitch cut me?!
06:55Enough! Enough! Enough!
06:57Enough!
07:02You just fucking hit me.
07:13Rai-Rai, are you okay?
07:16One slap after years, what, do you think that I'm just some spineless coward?
07:21Lillian, why would you hate Rai-Rai?
07:24Stay out of this, this is my husband.
07:26Lillian, you have gone too far.
07:29Ryan, divorce this crazy woman!
07:32That's a great idea, right? Divorce?
07:35Make room for Izzy. Give me Nate.
07:38As long as money is right, I will sign those documents with a smile on my face.
07:42Fucking money.
07:43You've lived off of us for years, and all you ever needed to do was be a good wife.
07:50A good wife? That is such a privilege.
07:52Is that why you got this mistress to ruin my fucking life?!
07:55Stop twisting things!
07:57I'm not twisting things!
07:58You're telling me that you never had feelings for her!
08:01Watch your fucking mouth.
08:04Get the divorce papers.
08:06I never want to be in this house ever again.
08:14Nate, sweetie, come with mommy.
08:15I want Izzy to be my mommy.
08:22Okay?
08:24Just...
08:27Just remember that mommy loves you.
08:29Mommy only has six months to live.
08:40I wasted seven years on that family and became...
08:54this.
08:54How pathetic.
08:57I can't believe I let myself go.
09:03Not for that stupid family.
09:06Hello, ma'am.
09:08Hey!
09:10Um...
09:12I'll try on these.
09:14Of course, ma'am.
09:27So elegant!
09:35Ma'am, you look so beautiful in these clothes.
09:38I'll take all of them.
09:48Oh, where is she?
10:14She wouldn't actually divorce me, would she?
10:16Right, right.
10:18Right, right.
10:19It's getting late.
10:21Let's take it back.
10:30She's gone insane.
10:34I'm going out.
10:38That bitch won't set foot in this house again.
10:41Not while I'm alive.
10:48Lillian!
10:55You should be home putting Nate to bed.
10:58Not out here blowing my money.
11:00Or did you forget that you're a mother?
11:03Are you more concerned about Nate's bedtime or me spending your money?
11:10Oh my god.
11:11Sweetie, come home with mommy.
11:12I have a new mommy.
11:18I have a new mommy.
11:22Look, you did it.
11:24You pissed me off and you got me out here.
11:27Can you stop spending my money now?
11:29I am taking back what's mine.
11:30I am done dealing with your thankless family.
11:33Just give me a break today and come home tonight for the sake of our son.
11:38Home?
11:41A heartless husband, a shameful mistress, and two leeching in-laws.
11:45You call that home?
11:46Are you dense?
11:49Izzy is like a sister to me.
11:50No, but I would be dense if I stayed in a three-way marriage.
11:53Oh, Lillian, you misunderstand.
11:57Izzy just lost both of her parents.
11:59She has nowhere else to go.
12:01Do you really think I should put her out on the streets just because you're jealous?
12:06Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
12:08You're such a brotherly friend.
12:09I'm so happy that you adopted Izzy.
12:11Okay, take care of her yourself.
12:12I could give two fucks.
12:13Are you out of your mind?
12:15How about you apologize to Izzy right now?
12:19Mom, you shouldn't say those things to Izzy.
12:21She's so nice.
12:23This comeback is yours.
12:28I'm done.
12:39Cheers to divorce!
12:47Is that, uh, Liliana Bellucci?
12:52Yeah.
12:53I'm wearing her, too.
12:55I mean, it took me six months to get the most basic piece, and that was seven years ago now.
13:01After that, she retired, but who knows? Maybe one day she'll return.
13:08You know, you designed anonymously at Ryan's company for seven years.
13:13Without you, that company would have collapsed years ago.
13:16I mean, you're beyond fair to him.
13:18But are you fair to yourself?
13:21To your fan?
13:22Are you a fan of Bellucci?
13:25I'd die to meet her in person.
13:27Do you have an Instagram?
13:28Let's follow each other.
13:29Let's follow each other.
13:33Sure.
13:33Yes.
13:35Oh, wow.
13:36Um, I'm already following you.
13:39What?
13:42Wait.
13:43You're...
13:43Liliana Bellucci herself.
13:48Really roots your next thing, dude.
13:50Bye.
13:50Oh, wait.
13:52Wait.
13:52Could I get an autograph?
13:54Join my studio?
13:55But first, let's get those documents for my shitty ex.
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