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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:19Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have an appointment.
01:47I have an appointment.
01:48Or...
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:52I have an appointment.
01:54And I have an appointment.
01:55I've got an appointment.
01:56I'm telling you that.
01:57I don't know.
01:58You were super at now.
01:59But I'm just kidding.
02:00Thing is hot for you.
02:01I don't know.
02:02It's not that kind of a good boy,
02:03but I'm just a good boy.
02:04I've never gotten any of that.
02:05And I have to do when I get into the room.
02:07Playa.
02:08So much of a good boy.
02:10I am going to get into the screen from my head.
02:12And then I'm just going to be quiet.
02:13My sketches?
02:24Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:27Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:29You're not a designer.
02:37Perfect.
02:37Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
02:43I'm getting bored.
03:08I want to go lie down.
03:09Sure.
03:10I'll keep an eye on things.
03:13The fuck?
03:21You need to get out of my room.
03:22I said you need to get out of my room.
03:27Everyone out.
03:29This is my house.
03:31This is my life.
03:32So get out.
03:34Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
03:36All right, people.
03:37Party's over.
03:38Let's go.
03:39Party's over.
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04:11hey George welcome back hey this is the money that I owe you what can I get for
04:22you I'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure you're back with that okay let me
04:32guess acting not going so well I've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah I don't believe in
04:42love fine I want a divorce did you hear him I ruined my son your son is fantastic
04:49but Benji needs to stay in love if he's ever gonna find himself just try to keep
04:53your heart open if not for yourself or Benji I think I have an idea okay what
05:00is that I want to hire you you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with
05:07me an action gig I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to
05:13love me you know a happy couple oh yeah I cannot pay you much but seems like you
05:24need the money what do you say deal deal
05:35come on two more last one okay good work good work yeah hey can I tell you something
05:53well that's never good you ready as ready as I could be
05:57I'm gonna be an actor you what look some waitress someone needed my help and I agreed
06:06you realize you're a famous billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that part yet but um
06:12look man she's super sweet and she um and she wants to show her son that love is real
06:19totally normal request look man I just need something something different you know I can't
06:26do this anymore I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty okay so let me get this
06:31straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have
06:39happened I got your back boss thanks Dino and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss
06:45another set okay oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me Sharon no idea what you're
06:55doing what's this oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support
07:08last notice of child support must pay will not be paying that
07:19oh no no no no hello Delilah
07:48you look quite nice tonight why thank you George you look quite nice as well
08:03why thank you George you look quite nice too can I offer you something to drink no
08:17no thank you I'm fine this is gonna be great okay come on Benji come on you can do it Benji come on
08:38come on Benji hit the ball for once let's go Benji doing great hey Tony hey Delilah looking good as always
08:53nice with that dribble nice nice with that dribble nice nice with that dribble nice
09:02oh my god that's him
09:10that's who
09:15that's who uh the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend Delilah what are you talking about
09:22Delilah what are you talking about he's coming over what are you talking about hey George hey Delilah
09:28oh for Christ's sake man up boy don't say that oh my god can I go I'm so bored for fuck's sake thank god I have a mani paddy
09:43come on let's get out of here you don't want to say hi then no it's a little harsh to say to your kid who the fuck are you I'm George I'm the hottest new boyfriend
09:55Delilah's new boyfriend
09:58Delilah's new boyfriend
09:59yes
10:01yeah we are dating
10:03what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:06he's an actor
10:08oh he's an actor
10:10that makes it even better
10:11wow
10:12you are such a riot Delilah
10:14just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong
10:16what's that fun
10:21nothing
10:22we gotta get out of here
10:23wish you two the best
10:25hey asshole
10:28where's the child support
10:31don't worry boobie I'll handle it
10:34you just focus on making the ka-ching
10:37I think I just wanted it in my mouth
10:43alright I think I'm gonna get going but um I'll see you tomorrow for the date right
10:47yes yes yes our date
10:50see you tomorrow
10:52girl
10:56you better tell me everything now
10:59no no no no no you're not supposed to do that I'm a starving artist they have lint on their shirts
11:11I still think this is a harebrained idea
11:14Dino this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person
11:19nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them
11:22Delilah doesn't want anything from me
11:26she just wants me to play a role
11:29I do have to say
11:30it's nice to see you smile again
11:36yeah it's gonna be nice
11:38you'll see
11:39and you should take the night off
11:41take Janice out to dinner
11:43on me
11:44hell no boss
11:45I'm keeping an eye on you
11:47from a distance
11:48no it'll be fine
11:49nobody will know who I am
11:50that may be the case
11:51but you're still one of the richest men in the world
11:53and I ain't taking any chances
11:55do not follow me
11:57yes boss
11:58later
11:59hey how are you I'm George
12:14I'm Benji
12:16well hello
12:21hello there how are you
12:23I am very excited about our date
12:25I am looking forward to our date as well
12:29won't you come in
12:31ah yes thank you
12:33oh my
12:34bad plumbing is making the roof leak
12:47we have a wowsy landlord
12:49ah but you look quite nice tonight
12:52why thank you George
12:55you look quite nice as well
12:58why are you guys acting so weird
13:01hi
13:02I'm Roland
13:03the babysitter
13:04I think it's time for you to get going
13:06oh
13:07yes
13:08um
13:09yeah
13:10what if
13:11that was so strange
13:12I know
13:13I know
13:14well
13:18that didn't go too well
13:21yeah no academy award for us
13:24maybe we should practice
13:26that sounds good yeah
13:28uh
13:30so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
13:36yeah
13:40yeah probably go eat
13:41I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner
13:44yeah it's pretty good
13:45what are you gonna do
13:46uh
13:47same
13:48probably
13:49grab a bite to eat
13:50maybe hit a bookstore
13:52well that's just silly
13:54I mean
13:55why don't we go together
13:57sure
13:59sounds good
14:01okay
14:02so tell me
14:09why wedding dresses
14:12well
14:13ever since I was a little girl
14:15I always wanted to wear the dress
14:17be the bride
14:18yeah
14:19have my happy ending
14:21and then
14:23I eloped with Andy
14:26and
14:27he had an affair
14:29then we got a divorce
14:33and now of course
14:34he hasn't paid a dime of child support
14:36my roof is leaking
14:38um
14:39my car is useless
14:41and
14:42I work in a diner
14:45so
14:46best
14:47laid plans I guess
14:50you know you should call my
14:52attorney friend
14:53he's helped me with some things in the past
14:55I think he can help you with this
14:56child support issue
14:58I would tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:01thank you
15:02yeah of course
15:03I will
15:08should probably get back from our date
15:11soon
15:12let's split the bill
15:14yeah
15:15sure
15:16split the bill
15:19check please
15:28hey Bernard
15:29this is Justin
15:30you're gonna be getting a call from
15:31a woman named Delilah James
15:33long story short
15:35her ex is a piece of shit
15:36he won't pay child support
15:38and he works at Le Style
15:39but I can't fire him
15:41unless he might sue
15:42or he might figure out who I am
15:44so the least I can do is try to help
15:46get some money back from this douchebag from her
15:48and she can't know who I am
15:50she thinks my name is George
15:51thanks man
15:52thanks man
15:57hey Dino
15:58yes boss
15:59let's buy Delilah's building
16:02let's fix the roof on it
16:04sure thing
16:05oh and while you're at it
16:06if you can buy her a car
16:07nothing too fancy though
16:08she's not that type of girl
16:10and keep everything anonymous
16:12you got it
16:13thank you
16:19what's going on
16:20someone about the building
16:22they're putting on a new roof
16:23what
16:24come on
16:25oh my god
16:26that's amazing right
16:43to be here
16:44oh my god
16:51oh my god
16:54oh my god
16:55oh my god
17:00oh my god
17:01oh my god
17:02oh yeah
17:03oh yeah
17:05oh theиной
17:06followed her
17:08oh my god
17:09oh yeah
17:10well
17:11oh yeah
17:12National Grid
17:42Oh, urgent
17:50Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services. Delinquency
18:08of child support?
18:10Anyway...
18:14We need to talk.
18:36I need you to follow Delilah James.
18:44That's her address. Find me some dirt. I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense. She's ruining my perfect life.
18:54Okay, ma'am. You got it.
18:58Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:00Come on.
19:02I had a good time.
19:10Yeah, it was fun. We should, um... We should do it again sometime.
19:16I think we sounded really good. But we should practice some more. Just in case.
19:22Sure. That'd be great.
19:24Well, good night.
19:28Good night.
19:30Good night.
19:46Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
19:48Wait, what? Who?
19:50A big truck came today and dropped it off. But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you. It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:02I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:04Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:08Not any that I know of.
20:10Oh, don't look at me. Look, it's got your name on it.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:16It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:20They gave me this to you as well.
20:24I guess my look is finally changing.
20:28What's 10 minus 4?
20:38You know the answer to that.
20:40Dang.
20:44Ah, shoot.
20:46I left my phone in my bedroom. George, can you get it for me?
20:50Wellen's gonna call.
20:52Yeah, sure, no problem.
20:54Thanks.
20:58Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
21:26What?
21:30Nothing. I just, um, I think that we should practice.
21:38Let's do the mirror exercise.
21:42Sure.
21:44I think that we should practice kissing.
22:02I think that we should practice kissing.
22:06I think that would be a good idea.
22:08I think that would be a good idea.
22:12I think that would be a good idea.
22:14I think that would be a good idea.
22:18I think that would be a good idea.
22:20I think that would be a good idea.
22:22I think it would be a good idea.
22:24Maybe it was a good idea.
22:26You are doing something.
22:28You are doing something.
22:30I think that would be a good idea.
22:32And I think, oh, I think that you can use things in your head.
22:34I feel like I'm keeping it all so dry.
22:36I think that it's easy to maintain.
22:38It's great for you.
23:10Oh, my God, George, wake up.
23:25The time.
23:26What?
23:27Ben, she's going to be up in five minutes.
23:28Wait.
23:29Oh, okay, yeah.
23:30Come on.
23:30Okay.
23:31Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
23:36to school.
23:37Okay.
23:38Just go.
23:42Okay, okay.
23:42No, no, no.
23:43Go, go, go, go.
23:51Come on, finish up.
23:52We're going to be late.
23:53I don't want to eat this.
23:57Grab your bag.
23:58Come on.
23:58We got it home.
23:59Okay.
24:04Hurry.
24:05Let's go.
24:05Hey.
24:12Hi.
24:22So, tell me something good.
24:24What'd you get?
24:25I'm sorry, ma'am.
24:26I ain't got nothing.
24:27That woman, she's clean and just boring.
24:31The guy is like he doesn't even exist.
24:33Zip.
24:33Zilch.
24:34Nada.
24:36How is that possible?
24:39Don't shrug me.
24:40Ow.
24:41That hoot.
24:44Damn it.
24:45How dare she?
24:46My boobie owes her a lot of money.
24:48Money that could be spent on me.
24:51Us.
24:55Okay.
24:56This is what I want you to do.
24:57Get rid of them.
24:58If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:02And all the money goes to me.
25:05I mean us.
25:05Let me get this straight.
25:09Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, ow, damn it.
25:14Don't say it out loud.
25:16It gives me the creeps.
25:17But, you gotta, I mean, ow.
25:19All right, all right.
25:21I'll handle it.
25:22I'll do it.
25:23Excellent.
25:24Consider it done.
25:26Good.
25:27Let me know when you finish.
25:29Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
25:31Bye.
25:32Bye.
25:32Bye.
25:32Bye.
25:32Bye.
25:32Bye.
25:35There we go.
25:53We're fucked.
25:54Come on, Rev.
25:55Give us a break.
25:56Hey, that was a foul.
25:59No.
26:00No.
26:01Oh, shit.
26:04Oh, my God.
26:05Hang on.
26:05Off.
26:06Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:09What is he doing?
26:10Your kid's a bitch.
26:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:14Everything all right?
26:15No.
26:17What's wrong?
26:18My ankle.
26:20You sure it's your ankle?
26:21I can't do it.
26:23What is he saying?
26:24No idea.
26:25Oh, for the love of...
26:28Listen.
26:30We all believe that you can do it.
26:32You just need to believe that you can.
26:34Okay.
26:34Hey.
26:37Rev, can we have a second?
26:39Hey, hey, look at me.
26:42You can do this.
26:43And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
26:46And it is.
26:47But messy misses sometimes, you know?
26:52And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
26:55It's about you having the courage to try.
27:00And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:05Yes.
27:05Yeah.
27:07You ready?
27:08Yeah.
27:10There you go.
27:12And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:15Everything will work out.
27:16I promise.
27:17Okay.
27:17All right, buddy.
27:22I can do it.
27:27Come on, Ben.
27:28Come on, son.
27:29You can do it.
27:30Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
27:31Oh, my God.
27:33I can do it.
27:34I can do it.
27:35I can do it.
27:36Hey, Boobie, let's go.
27:55I have a hair appointment.
27:56Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
27:58Yeah.
27:59My company is opening up a third branch.
28:02And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:04And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:07Thank you, Tony.
28:08I'm actually with him now, so...
28:13With him?
28:15Yeah.
28:15You're serious?
28:17Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:19This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:22You see him out there acting on the field?
28:24Pretending to help Benji?
28:28I didn't know you were such a slut.
28:30Hey!
28:31Get your own, kid, you freak.
28:36Let's go.
28:37Um, I'm hard now.
28:40Ew.
28:40Okay, can we go?
28:41Let's go.
28:42Come on.
28:42Come on, let's go.
28:43I can't.
28:43I really fucking...
28:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
28:54And you got your roof fixed.
28:56I wonder who bought the building.
28:57Hmm.
28:58He seems like a really decent guy.
29:00Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:01Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:02Come on!
29:04Just...
29:04Please, don't do this.
29:06I have a child at home.
29:07Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
29:09You can take it and you can go right now, man.
29:10Just turn around.
29:11Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:13Just turn.
29:15Fuck.
29:16Damn it.
29:17Listen, sorry.
29:18It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:22Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
29:37Dino!
29:38Thank God, man.
29:39You okay, boss?
29:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
29:40You okay?
29:41Okay.
29:42Okay.
29:43Wait, you two know each other?
29:48Uh, Dino is my cousin.
29:52Yeah.
29:54But he called you Boss.
29:57Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
29:59He was a real bossy SOB.
30:02Yeah, that's right.
30:04I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:06Lucky coincidence.
30:08Yeah, very lucky.
30:09Thank you, Dino.
30:12Anytime.
30:12We should go.
30:14Come on.
30:16Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
30:20I think it will really scare him.
30:22I, um...
30:23I...
30:24What?
30:25Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
30:32Well, I think I would maybe...
30:35What's going on?
30:38I'm falling for you.
30:40I'm in love with you.
30:42No, you aren't.
30:44Yes, I am.
30:45And what's so wrong with that?
30:47Listen, George.
30:48You are something really good that's come into my life.
30:51Because of the silly idea that I had.
30:56Okay.
30:56The plan worked.
30:58Okay?
30:59Benji's fine.
31:00He thinks that we're in love.
31:01Yeah, because we are.
31:03No, we aren't.
31:04Yes, we are.
31:05No, love ruins everything.
31:07Okay?
31:09Love was not part of the deal here.
31:11Part of the deal?
31:12What about the other night?
31:15Hmm?
31:16The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:19Are you serious?
31:21Yeah.
31:24Whatever, Delilah.
31:25I did.
31:26I'm not that type of guy.
31:28But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
31:30Oh!
31:33I am not that kind of girl at all.
31:35And you better take that back.
31:36Delilah.
31:38Whatever.
31:39You know I'm going to go.
31:42But...
31:43Hey, boss.
31:54How about I heat you up some soup?
31:55Dino, Dino, Dino.
31:56Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:01You know, they think they know what they want.
32:03Then they get what they want.
32:05And that actually is not even what they wanted.
32:08And women are trouble.
32:09That's the bottom line.
32:10That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:12I'm sorry, man.
32:14No, it's fine.
32:16Dino, you should go home.
32:18Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:22Yes, sir.
32:22And you should cherish her.
32:24Yes, sir.
32:25Yeah.
32:25Yeah.
32:25Get the guy going.
32:31No, it's fine.
32:31No, it's fine.
32:32No, it's fine.
32:32No, it's fine.
32:33No, it's fine.
32:33No, it's fine.
32:34No, it's fine.
32:34No, it's fine.
32:35No, it's fine.
32:36No, it's fine.
32:36No, it's fine.
32:37No, it's fine.
32:37No, it's fine.
32:38No, it's fine.
32:38No, it's fine.
32:39No, it's fine.
32:39No, it's fine.
32:40No, it's fine.
32:40No, it's fine.
32:41No, it's fine.
32:42No, it's fine.
32:43No, it's fine.
32:44No, it's fine.
32:45No, it's fine.
32:46No, it's fine.
32:47No, it's fine.
32:48No, it's fine.
32:49There's nothing in here.
33:19There's nothing in here.
33:47Tell me, what you got?
33:56I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
33:58I'm sorry.
33:59He had some goon there.
34:00He came out of nowhere.
34:02What?
34:05They've seen my face.
34:07I gotta have to lay low for a while.
34:09You idiot!
34:10What?
34:11I told you to do one thing!
34:13Get out!
34:14I clearly have to do everything on my own!
34:16You should've saw it, I think the guy was...
34:18Idiot.
34:19Hey sexy.
34:26Hey.
34:27What is it?
34:28What's wrong?
34:29Okay.
34:30I have to show you something.
34:35You can't laugh, okay?
34:37What?
34:38Of course.
34:40Anything for you, Boopy.
34:46What?
34:47Cher, they're...
34:48They're actually amazing.
34:50So you'll pitch it?
34:51Of course.
34:52Yeah.
34:53Yeah, it will.
34:54Thank you, Boopy.
34:56Wow, incredible.
35:26Boopy.
35:27Mama's in the mood.
35:41Boopy.
35:42Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
35:47Boopy.
35:48Boopy.
35:49Baby.
36:02Oh wait.
36:04Oh wait...
36:10George, please call me.
36:27I'm so sorry about the other night.
36:40George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
36:50Benji misses you.
36:51I miss you.
36:53Call me.
37:10Fine.
37:13Around 7 o'clock.
37:15This better be important.
37:21Listen.
37:23I really need to talk with you.
37:26Can we get a coffee?
37:28Just a coffee.
37:30Okay.
37:32Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
37:35See you then.
37:40Uh, hey, Dino.
37:43Yes, boss.
37:44Hey, can you do me a solid?
37:46Can you follow Delilah?
37:48She's been acting a little strange.
37:49I kind of want to just know what's up.
37:51Consider it done.
37:57So what is this about?
38:01Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:03No.
38:08I've been thinking about us.
38:10Us.
38:12There is no us.
38:14But there is.
38:16There could be.
38:19When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game,
38:22I knew I made a big mistake.
38:25We're a family.
38:28We're the perfect family.
38:30You've got to be kidding me.
38:34How dare you?
38:36How dare you?
38:43Sharon, boopy.
38:45This was not my idea.
38:47You're lying.
38:48You're trying to steal my man.
38:50I already told you.
38:51He's mine, you slut.
38:53Tell her.
38:54This was your idea.
38:55He wants us to get back together.
38:57Oh.
38:58I don't know what you're talking about.
39:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
39:02She said it was an emergency.
39:03Something about Benji.
39:05You coward.
39:07She grabbed my hand.
39:09She was begging me.
39:10It was pathetic.
39:12Okay.
39:12Take that, you slut.
39:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
39:27You're a worm.
39:29And you're fucking crazy.
39:32And this man does not pay his child support.
39:36Okay.
39:37Okay.
39:37Boopy.
39:42Don't even start.
39:43What the hell is this?
39:44You're embarrassing me.
39:46It's disgusting.
39:46Let's go.
39:47Let's go.
39:48Come on.
39:54Hey.
39:57Hey.
39:58Thank you for meeting with me.
40:01I'm happy to see you.
40:04Yeah.
40:05What do you want, Delilah?
40:05I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
40:18Look, I was wrong.
40:22I...
40:22What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake, and I was confused.
40:28What do you mean you were confused?
40:29How was dinner last night?
40:32With Andy.
40:33What?
40:35I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
40:39How do you know about that?
40:41Ah.
40:43So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
40:46How romantic.
40:48Oh, my God.
40:49Did you have me followed?
40:50You're not even denying it.
40:53Oh, God.
40:54I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
40:59Yeah.
41:00And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
41:05Right.
41:05Yeah, right.
41:06And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
41:10But now I realized I was wrong.
41:14You're just an asshole.
41:18You're just a lonely woman who is shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
41:25God.
41:27Oh!
41:27I hope I never have to see you again.
41:36Christ.
41:44Mom?
41:45Yeah, hon?
41:46Can I ask you a personal question?
41:51Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
41:54Where's George?
41:56George.
41:58You heard me.
41:59Where's George?
42:02Um...
42:02Did he have a fight?
42:06Well...
42:07Did he break up?
42:14I don't know.
42:16Sometimes grown-ups, they...
42:18They have to make decisions.
42:21Well, it's okay.
42:23You broke up.
42:24Don't worry about it.
42:26I'm used to it.
42:28I'm sorry, Benji.
42:31I really am.
42:32What was in your car, George?
42:55Thank you for meeting with me.
42:56Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:00Um...
43:01Are you here alone?
43:02Yeah, it's my God.
43:03Mom's at work and Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:06He does it every time.
43:07Don't tell Mom.
43:09Okay.
43:10I want to talk about Mom.
43:14Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:17Mom has been super sad.
43:19And I'm sorry to hear about that.
43:22You know she loves you, right?
43:25Wait, what?
43:26I can tell.
43:29Benji, it's not what you think.
43:30Look...
43:32Your mom hired me to...
43:35I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
43:39so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
43:43Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
43:45But...
43:45And you love her too.
43:47But there's...
43:47So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
43:49and please get back together.
43:52Deal.
43:56Deal.
43:59Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
44:01What?
44:02What?
44:02A friend of a friend of an ex
44:04had the two sets of tickets
44:06to the Le Couture fashion style show
44:08and I couldn't use them
44:09and get them to me!
44:12What?
44:12Wait, that is, like, huge.
44:15Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
44:18Are you?
44:19Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
44:21And guilt, baby, guilt.
44:26And guess who's gonna be my date?
44:28Who?
44:29You, silly!
44:30What?
44:30Yeah!
44:31Wait, those are my designs.
44:39What?
44:40Those look exactly like my dresses.
44:42See?
44:44Oh my god, they do!
44:46We have to go.
44:48Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
45:11Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
45:14There they are.
45:15Ladies and gentlemen,
45:20before we end this magical show,
45:22we have a very special treat.
45:24Today, after years of secrecy,
45:27Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
45:31founder, and primary designer.
45:34Oh my god.
45:36We're fucked.
45:37Oh my god.
45:40Ladies and gentlemen,
45:42please put your hands together for none other than
45:44Justin Fitzgerald.
45:56Isn't that...
45:58Yes.
46:01George.
46:02Did you know about that?
46:08Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:10But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:13Did you know about that?
46:14Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:16But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:18Not a secret, Milo.
46:19A surprise.
46:20Yeah.
46:21She's almost angry.
46:22Kill Benji.
46:23Wow.
46:24I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
46:28You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
46:32Oh my god.
46:33Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
46:38And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
46:48The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
46:54Holy fuck.
46:57Damn it.
46:58This isn't fair.
46:59So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing
47:04of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
47:08Thank you very much.
47:32Disgusting.
47:34Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
47:48and it is very important.
47:55Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
48:00and it is very important.
48:02Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
48:07Oh, really?
48:11Oh.
48:12Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:37Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:52Yes.
48:53What?
48:56Yes.
48:57You will?
48:58I will.
48:59You will.
48:59The clothing was disgusting.
49:15Terrible.
49:16Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
49:20Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
49:23No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
49:27No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
49:29Oh, shut up, Sharon.
49:30I now pronounce you husband and wife.
49:39Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
49:43But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love,
49:46but loving yourself,
49:49your truth,
49:50and your joy.
49:51Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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