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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to
00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:16company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a
00:00:27way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:37fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:40large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the
00:00:46times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP the firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
00:01:05launch a DDoS scrape all the personal data
00:01:08Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them dude that was
00:01:13sick I was telling you just some sort of network maintenance laggy but turns out
00:01:17you're a better programmer than I am how the hell did you get so good what you did
00:01:21just now was legendary wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley
00:01:26tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net was that you I look I have to tell
00:01:34you later my botnet just trace these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have
00:01:39to shut them down one by one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take
00:01:42some time I you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you
00:01:52guys can go
00:02:12god finally
00:02:28god finally
00:02:33god finally
00:02:36oh it's light up great full-blown liner
00:02:40you did it
00:02:45you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:55um
00:03:02hmm
00:03:08Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts
00:03:15not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off
00:03:20a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss will put him in a more important
00:03:23role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description
00:03:30friend who the hell is this this is William Dorsey our boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford
00:03:39mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues am I looking
00:03:46at two employees from Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess honestly can't tell
00:03:50sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team so get out of
00:03:56my face you're fired
00:03:57you're fired get out
00:04:02I just did that
00:04:05you know what they say about new management
00:04:08there's gonna be some layoffs
00:04:10time to separate the wheat from the chap
00:04:13okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every single day
00:04:24none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right
00:04:27who does he think he is Elon Musk
00:04:32what what the hell is this crap okay I need zero distractions in this office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:43it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working
00:04:55you're fired
00:04:57excuse me
00:04:59uh Fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one
00:05:03Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money
00:05:06right yes sir
00:05:08and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:18who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:25me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter
00:05:32uh no um that's not a that's uh that's not what I meant
00:05:38fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance
00:05:42what's his salary just about 500k a year
00:05:46oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look I was
00:05:55I was working all night can I just take a rest
00:05:58you trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime I mean I've heard of a
00:06:02quiet quitting but this is time theft
00:06:06are you HR folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger
00:06:09scale scam Eric and I might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into
00:06:14this I need to break up with this loser
00:06:17um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary
00:06:21other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:25fernanda
00:06:29eric martin you are so fired get your and get out of my building
00:06:43all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him out
00:06:48hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley
00:06:56don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:09okay yeah
00:07:12boss's orders I won't hold it against you
00:07:14uh it's also our one year anniversary right um see you in the lobby
00:07:26what was that about
00:07:31mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting ceo
00:07:37it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook
00:07:45boyfriend is that it uh no he's not you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer
00:07:53if you're an unemployed loser or an unemployed loser we're on let's see you
00:08:05just a sec busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the company
00:08:15for you for now also there's an important matter you need to know about yeah um what's the important
00:08:22matter we have an employee eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him eric
00:08:29isn't that the guy i just laid off william you there yep uh just a second do we have any other
00:08:44employees for you this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years
00:08:54and finally poached he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01uh yes eric martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech
00:09:09visionaries in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee with
00:09:15a similar name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i
00:09:21already did huh guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all thatta boy keep it
00:09:28up once i'm feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going yeah just focus on getting better
00:09:33done i got this no i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it gonna
00:09:44be and not me what the do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you spit it out man what's up the company server
00:09:59just crashed you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control
00:10:06what should we do sir eric saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here
00:10:11then boom problem solved fernando you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:22eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:25amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:41hello eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll
00:10:48be generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole everyone will think i'm a hero
00:11:02so he said he's got it thank god
00:11:04well you still need some questions
00:11:13him or me
00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing i was just leaning him on
00:11:21i choose you of course
00:11:22smith and i was supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it i'm going up
00:11:38you
00:11:47you
00:11:47fucking
00:11:47asshole
00:11:51you
00:11:51fucking
00:11:51asshole
00:11:55stop it you're acting like a child
00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:01what's your mouth i can do whatever i want
00:12:06with whoever i want
00:12:08you bastard
00:12:22eric you and me
00:12:24we
00:12:26are over
00:12:29fernanda
00:12:31are you serious
00:12:32that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:38eric i told you we're done
00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:54keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:02oh damn
00:13:05yeah so i'm rich
00:13:08i'm handsome
00:13:09and you you're an unemployed loser
00:13:13just go home and be your meat man
00:13:17fernanda you're the reason i even stayed at dorset
00:13:20shut up
00:13:21who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:13:25we're done
00:13:31you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now
00:13:35bitch
00:13:46you are
00:13:48it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're eric martin
00:13:57i am
00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11mr dorsey i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:17right after you were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that this was your attempt
00:14:24and revenge
00:14:35boss
00:14:36good news
00:14:37eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left dorsey tech
00:14:41he did
00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:46ah that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son
00:14:58but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
00:15:01will someone as talented as i'm really want to join us we have to get him on our side by any means
00:15:07necessary
00:15:10you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:15:16get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office and eric
00:15:21he's mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got
00:15:35fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it
00:15:40bullshit you guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker
00:15:45now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
00:15:49none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:54i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:15:59what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you
00:16:02to the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks
00:16:09do you have up your sleeve better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:15all right what are you waiting for
00:16:20arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:28what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs
00:16:31really without a shred of remorse don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living
00:16:37hell mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this a lesson yeah william
00:16:44a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:50from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:17:01you know what this means there you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:17:05i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired why should the ceo be
00:17:18bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot didn't you
00:17:23you boys second to the police yes sir stop right there
00:17:29there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:42he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:17:56what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college
00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees
00:18:11i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations between company
00:18:18ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth this hendrix this prick eric has severely
00:18:27i'm sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my god
00:18:34okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into our
00:18:39system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man i don't understand why
00:18:45you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father about who eric is
00:18:56of course i asked my father he said that eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the
00:19:01company slacker is that really what asher said where's the word he said fire this loser as soon as you
00:19:14get the chance asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't
00:19:23make sense that he would change his mind like this give me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his
00:19:29precious time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to
00:19:36say to you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a screw loose
00:20:19you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to make him a
00:20:22millionaire
00:20:27uh alan i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then would this
00:20:37are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want
00:20:44including me okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own
00:20:55good let me remind you that this loser that you set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on
00:21:00the job my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:17what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money
00:21:26my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day forward
00:21:34i eric martin will finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity
00:21:41you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them
00:21:47you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:51miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're
00:22:00actually struggling to compete with them don't worry i can help change that
00:22:10i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:22:18i'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the
00:22:26company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue
00:22:32an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to risk okay good luck with
00:22:40that what are you going to do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology
00:22:46stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to
00:22:52hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war well if war is what you want that's what you get
00:23:02you know what
00:23:06you know what
00:23:06let's go let's go i'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:26mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well
00:23:31i'm gonna sign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling
00:23:44oh don't worry my dear i'll make sure that you're satisfied ew gross i won't let you down
00:23:52good tell me how did you resolve the systems crash um uh fuck the tablet's in the office what should i
00:24:00say i used a one-of-a-kind code that i developed myself to get the server back up and running
00:24:07i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code
00:24:14you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm sure it's exquisite
00:24:17keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir
00:24:32say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:24:53hendrix tech has a horse in the ai development race
00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:06as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:11what's that sly fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go
00:25:28to war with me unless
00:25:41that's what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about
00:25:56okay then explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:01well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no
00:26:09way i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got everyone
00:26:15going to believe that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking
00:26:21up our trash so you intentionally misled evil she's under the impression that the loser she poached
00:26:28from us is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war
00:26:34nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen
00:26:42ai modeling project really dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make
00:26:55hendrix tech the laughing stock of the whole industry all right bye bye i love
00:27:02sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech william just graduated you sure you want to hand the
00:27:14reins over to him this soon i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on
00:27:18don't forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:24you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what he
00:27:32does best as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for
00:27:41william's bluff and hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:27:48so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad small group but
00:28:08they're talented all we need is a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the field of ai
00:28:15precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team
00:28:25i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:28:27you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:28:39welcome
00:28:46come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes
00:28:49my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer
00:28:58i'm putting you in charge of development i uh sir
00:29:05is there a problem
00:29:08no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:13yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:23the department can't function like this what what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor
00:29:30has it they were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking eric martin william what
00:29:37should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need
00:29:43to freak out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're going to be all
00:29:50right just what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk
00:29:57we'll get better ones i'll make a few calls
00:30:00like that i like that yes oh fucking eric martin oh oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my
00:30:17own people in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:21johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:29and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine
00:30:35with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn
00:30:42welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is
00:30:47lots of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the helm
00:30:54we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:31:00that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what then we won't
00:31:11have to lift a finger we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net
00:31:26patching up the previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version
00:31:31framework and builds a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building
00:31:37based on the old trial version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this
00:31:43battle for dominance hendrix tech is destined for victory 3 a.m again
00:31:57uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn are you always this way towards
00:32:17people who are crushing on you crushing on me you still can't tell eric
00:32:26you're the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:43i've never had my sight set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious and when i finally got
00:32:52the let's go go where i'm taking you home this is it
00:33:11from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:33:14for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to um
00:33:24supervise you okay um well where am i gonna sleep uh well i only have one bedroom so
00:33:36you're gonna have to share a bed with me oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um
00:33:44i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:33:50come on i'll show you your room
00:33:53okay
00:33:54this is what you've got you're fucking useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is
00:34:04extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:34:13a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports sir if we have
00:34:20to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and smarter
00:34:25i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:34:38mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:34:44it's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:34:50um
00:34:53william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:34:59wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:35:06your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my
00:35:11father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department
00:35:16head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:35:23my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were
00:35:29the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well
00:35:36i'll see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:35:48you're up
00:35:56come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:36:09all right breakfast
00:36:17ah that looks amazing
00:36:18when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it yeah of course
00:36:33good and when you're finished with your project
00:36:39i have a reward waiting
00:36:48all right team
00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:37:01so let's get to business
00:37:04and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department
00:37:08and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:37:13all right awesome cool on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as
00:37:22a share in our product revenue oh yes here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success
00:37:29and you will be treated as such
00:37:33we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have good news for you soon
00:37:39yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with eric on our side we can't lose
00:37:44beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:38:08oh
00:38:14so
00:38:22so
00:38:36You're hopeless, both of you!
00:38:48Sir, I...
00:38:49Don't speak without my permission.
00:38:52I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up!
00:38:57How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:39:02We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used,
00:39:05yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:39:08Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:39:13Is that clear?
00:39:15Yes, sir.
00:39:17Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.
00:39:20And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?
00:39:23Was I wrong to trust him?
00:39:32Mr. Dorsey!
00:39:34What are you doing here?
00:39:35Tell me the truth.
00:39:36Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:39:38I can assure you we're doing fine.
00:39:40We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.
00:39:45Hmm.
00:39:46Good.
00:39:47Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?
00:39:49Don't want any slip-ups.
00:39:51Got it.
00:39:51All right.
00:39:56Darling.
00:39:56No, no, not now.
00:39:59Get me the reports and ask for them.
00:40:08Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:40:10What the fuck are you looking at?
00:40:13Get back to work.
00:40:15And this time, I want results.
00:40:16Miss Hendrix, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.
00:40:30It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:40:32Really?
00:40:34That fast?
00:40:35Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.
00:40:38Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:40:42They're taking things to the next level.
00:40:44That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:40:48If this goes well for them, we're going to be in a difficult spot.
00:40:50Well, that much is obvious, but I don't...
00:40:53Good thing we're finished, too.
00:40:56What?
00:40:57Really?
00:40:58Why would I lie?
00:40:59We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:41:02Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:41:06Why would it be better for us?
00:41:10Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:41:15But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:41:19That?
00:41:21It's a trial version.
00:41:22If they keep developing based on that model, then...
00:41:26Then what?
00:41:29Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:41:38Hmm.
00:41:39So, what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:41:45It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:41:47It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:41:51Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:41:54That does make sense.
00:41:56Well then, good.
00:41:59I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:42:02Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:42:06They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:42:08Yes, Miss Hendrix.
00:42:10This is a big day for us.
00:42:15Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:42:20Aren't you a lightweight?
00:42:24Wait.
00:42:25Who said that?
00:42:26I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:42:29I knew you could be fun.
00:42:44I knew it.
00:42:45I told you.
00:42:46See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:42:53It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:59Yeah, no, you'd absolutely could.
00:43:01Definitely.
00:43:02You think that you are wild.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:06No, no.
00:43:07There we go.
00:43:08We're here with you.
00:43:09See how are you picking?
00:43:11Mm-hmm.
00:43:12Super easy.
00:43:14Damn it.
00:43:15What?
00:43:17Eric, how do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:43:21Um, maybe you just want to, uh, sober up a lot.
00:43:29I'm sober enough.
00:43:39And what I want is you.
00:43:43William, we've been together for some time now.
00:43:57And my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:44:01Let's get married!
00:44:03Hey!
00:44:04Where are you?
00:44:05Everyone's out here celebrating and, uh, you're a no-show.
00:44:14What a buzzkill.
00:44:17I'm...
00:44:18coming!
00:44:19Nah, that's alright.
00:44:20You know, everyone's...
00:44:21Everyone's leaving.
00:44:22Don't bother.
00:44:23Don't bother.
00:44:24Bye.
00:44:25Hey.
00:44:26Hey.
00:44:27Hey.
00:44:28Where'd you go?
00:44:28I missed you.
00:44:29It's fine.
00:44:30He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:44:31You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:44:33Oh.
00:44:34I can get the bartender to whip up something special for me.
00:44:48I'd like that.
00:44:49What?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:51Ugh!
00:44:52You're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.
00:44:54She's just a climber who hopped from her ex over her feet.
00:44:57And, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:45:01That's who she is.
00:45:02William.
00:45:03How could you do this to me?
00:45:06You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:45:12I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:45:16She's delusional.
00:45:17Ugh.
00:45:18How pathetic.
00:45:19Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:45:23Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:45:29You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:45:32And I'll be waiting for you.
00:45:34Daddy.
00:45:35Ooh.
00:45:36Shit.
00:45:37Goddammit!
00:45:38What have I done?
00:45:39It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:45:40And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:45:43Goddammit!
00:45:44What have I done?
00:45:45It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:45:46And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:45:47Goddammit!
00:45:48What have I done?
00:45:49Eric.
00:45:50It's so cold.
00:45:51Eric.
00:45:52It's so cold.
00:45:54Eric.
00:45:57Eric, what have I done?
00:46:01Eric!
00:46:04It's so cold.
00:46:08Eric.
00:46:09It's fine. I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:46:35How do I look?
00:46:37Um, beautiful.
00:46:44Come on, get up. I have your suit ready, too.
00:46:48Where are we going?
00:46:50Where else? We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:47:07What you doing hiding over here? I told you you're here as my girlfriend. We have to look the part.
00:47:25Mr. Dorsey, with money like yours, there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.
00:47:33Okay, what's going on with you? You want me to cut your salary or something? Because I can do that.
00:47:39Whatever. Just wait until I'm wasted. Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:47:44Okay.
00:47:46Mr. Dorsey.
00:47:47Oh.
00:47:48Let's have a toast.
00:47:51To winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:47:55Cheers, cheers.
00:47:57Cheers.
00:47:58Cheers.
00:48:01Oh, fuck.
00:48:02Oh, fuck.
00:48:12Oh, fuck.
00:48:14Oh, fuck.
00:48:15Oh, fuck.
00:48:17Come in.
00:48:32Well, well, well.
00:48:34It isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey Tech.
00:48:38Miss Hendrix, I see you've taken quite a liking to this loser.
00:48:44Idiot.
00:48:45Right here.
00:48:46Why wouldn't I like Eric?
00:48:48He's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform.
00:48:53Firing him was your loss.
00:48:58Okay.
00:49:00Thanks to Mr. Dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts,
00:49:04Dorsey Tech AI platform is now reaching the market.
00:49:08You talk a big game,
00:49:10but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails.
00:49:14So what's really funny about that is that we're about to release our own AI platform.
00:49:24Oh, is that so?
00:49:26Well, you frauds don't have a shot against us.
00:49:29How much overtime did you use to make a platform that no one's gonna use?
00:49:33Burn, dude. You hear that?
00:49:36Yeah, I would say our monopoly on the tech industry is secure.
00:49:42So, Miss Hendrix, why don't you go on that little love train straight to bankruptcy?
00:49:46We'll see which product no one wants to use.
00:49:50Wow.
00:49:52Jesus, Eric.
00:49:53Didn't we, like, just break up?
00:49:55Look at you.
00:49:56I already head over heels for another woman.
00:50:02Excuse me.
00:50:04What's up?
00:50:05Talk to me.
00:50:06Um, do you have any idea where I am?
00:50:08What?
00:50:10Uh, the server crashed?
00:50:13I'll make a call.
00:50:14Yeah, make a call.
00:50:15It'll be fixed in a minute.
00:50:16Yeah, that's, um...
00:50:17Wow.
00:50:18He's got it.
00:50:19Yeah, yeah, he's got it.
00:50:20Use the amelioration algorithm.
00:50:21Yes.
00:50:22Do it.
00:50:23Amelioration algorithm.
00:50:24That's what I call the code I saved on my tablet, but it's only for emergencies.
00:50:39Everyone solved the core problem.
00:50:40Wait, did Eric steal my tablet?
00:50:43Another server crash, huh?
00:50:45If your systems are so unpredictable, are you sure people are gonna trust your new product?
00:50:52Uh, yeah, this doesn't concern you at all.
00:50:56Uh, what's up, man?
00:50:57We figured it out?
00:50:58Yeah.
00:50:59Got it fixed.
00:51:01No big deal.
00:51:02No big deal.
00:51:03Wait, did you just say the company's server crashes?
00:51:09No big deal.
00:51:10This is an internal affair?
00:51:12Internal.
00:51:13And you were driven out.
00:51:16So I would keep your mouth shut.
00:51:18The amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only.
00:51:21It won't address the core issues.
00:51:22So the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes.
00:51:27It's such a new mistake.
00:51:29If you understood code, you'd know that.
00:51:32Oh, my God.
00:51:33If you would understand code, you wouldn't.
00:51:34Dude, like, seriously, do you hear yourself?
00:51:37What do you know?
00:51:38Take your bullshit theories somewhere else, please, man.
00:51:42Right?
00:51:43What do I know?
00:51:45I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
00:51:48What did you just say?
00:51:54I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
00:51:56I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech genius he hired.
00:52:01Was it really Eric all along?
00:52:03Ugh.
00:52:04What have I done?
00:52:05Shut up.
00:52:06What?
00:52:07Mr. Dorsey, you can't believe a word they say.
00:52:10They are our competitors.
00:52:11Right?
00:52:13Believe whatever you want.
00:52:15What a dumpster fire.
00:52:18Let's go, honey.
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:20Oh, my God.
00:52:21Did you just call him honey?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:25So?
00:52:26Back when I recruited Eric, I made the terms very clear.
00:52:29I told him he could have whatever he wanted.
00:52:32Including me.
00:52:34I'm not like some people, ignoring talents and abusing their trust.
00:52:38What?
00:52:42I have an image to maintain.
00:52:46Yes, of course.
00:52:51So, what you're saying is...
00:53:00It's not that I don't respect Hendrix's tech.
00:53:02Dorsey is less an investment risk.
00:53:04And they have greater potential.
00:53:07I can't test it by choosing your product over theirs.
00:53:09Mr. Brown, we're a risk worth taking.
00:53:13Once you see our AI platform, I guarantee you'll want to reconsider.
00:53:18Bravo, bravo.
00:53:20It was quite an inspiring sales pitch with Hendrix.
00:53:25You must be Mr. Dorsey's son.
00:53:27It's a great pleasure.
00:53:29Ms. Hendrix and I were just having a little chat.
00:53:31Naturally, I'll still be investing in Dorsey tech.
00:53:34Right.
00:53:35Yeah, so, um, if you're here chasing investments,
00:53:37I would suggest you just give up and go home.
00:53:40With us here, you won't get a rent sent from these guys.
00:53:43That's right.
00:53:44Over 90% of the guests here have already invested in our new AI tech program.
00:53:51Best get out while you still can.
00:53:53I'm afraid they're right.
00:53:54We've already spent our investment money in promoting Dorsey's new AI platform.
00:53:58So.
00:53:59And I can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will be paid back in $10.
00:54:07At Dorsey tech, we treat our partners like family.
00:54:10And that's why we love doing business with you.
00:54:12If I were you, I'd cut my losses and take my leave.
00:54:17Get out.
00:54:18Unless you also want to invest in Dorsey tech.
00:54:26Hey, let the jerks have their fun.
00:54:28They won't be laughing for too much longer.
00:54:30Sounds like a plan.
00:54:49Ms. Hendrix.
00:54:51Didn't you just tell us to get lost?
00:54:54I didn't want to offend Mr. Dorsey back there.
00:54:56It was all an act.
00:54:57Well, that sounds professional.
00:54:59Then what do you want?
00:55:01Ms. Hendrix.
00:55:02Investors know how to hedge their bets.
00:55:05What Hendrix tech is doing is impressive.
00:55:07And I want to offer my help.
00:55:10I know you need funds to promote your products.
00:55:13And I want to assist with that.
00:55:15But you need to sign a contract first.
00:55:18No way am I signing a contract with you.
00:55:21At least here are the terms.
00:55:23If your AI product tops Dorsey techs, you pay nothing.
00:55:27If they win, you pay everything back.
00:55:31What do you say?
00:55:33That's a lot of money we're talking about.
00:55:35Hmm.
00:55:36Well, it's definitely risky.
00:55:38But I trust Eric.
00:55:42Mr. Brown, we accept your offer.
00:55:44Today, Dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform, AI plus was released in the United States.
00:55:57On its first day, AI plus has already gained more than 10 million users.
00:56:01Completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor, Hendrix tech, which also launched their new platform, AI King, on the same day.
00:56:09Edwin Hendrix has guts, I'll give her that.
00:56:14But dropping her new product on the same day as us?
00:56:17That is career suicide.
00:56:19Let's get to the office, Griffin.
00:56:21Yes, sir.
00:56:23Relax, Mr. Dorsey. Hendrix tech is no threat.
00:56:37Yeah, I know.
00:56:38Remember when you said that if this project went well, you'd promote me to vice president?
00:56:43Yeah, I remember.
00:56:44But AI plus has just barely hit the market.
00:56:47We can't even call it a success yet.
00:56:49Right.
00:56:50True.
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:55I have news.
00:56:56Talk to me.
00:56:57The bad news is that Hendrix tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought.
00:57:04The good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours.
00:57:09Okay.
00:57:10All right, I'll take it.
00:57:12I'll take it.
00:57:13Like I said, we're unbeatable.
00:57:16Come on, let's celebrate.
00:57:17No, no, not yet.
00:57:20How did Hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline?
00:57:23I mean, they got started much later than we did.
00:57:24I heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled.
00:57:30Lead engineer?
00:57:32Eric?
00:57:34I thought he was supposed to be a nobody.
00:57:37Right?
00:57:44Dad, what's up?
00:57:46William, I'm on my way to the office to congratulate you and Eric.
00:57:50Oh, got it.
00:57:54The boss is coming.
00:57:55We can talk to him about my promotion.
00:57:57Shit.
00:57:58Guys, this isn't good.
00:58:00What is it now?
00:58:01Our AI platform and company server have both crashed.
00:58:04What the fuck?
00:58:05Right?
00:58:06Every time.
00:58:10Seriously.
00:58:12God damn, dude.
00:58:13What the fuck is going on?
00:58:16Mr. Martin, the AI platform just crashed out of nowhere and brought the whole server down along with it.
00:58:22Then don't just sit around like an idiot.
00:58:25Fix it.
00:58:26Sir, this is an issue with the system's core framework.
00:58:28We didn't build that.
00:58:30What do you mean you didn't build it?
00:58:31We're using the same framework that Eric built before he left.
00:58:33Eric, the guy I fired?
00:58:35Yeah, Eric with the K.
00:58:36E-R-I-K.
00:58:40You took credit for someone else's work.
00:58:42You lied to me!
00:58:44Mr. Dorsey, let me explain.
00:58:46No, there is no time for explanation.
00:58:47Why didn't you rebuild the core framework?
00:58:49Mr. Dorsey, we need to focus on getting the company server up and running.
00:58:52Our user's trust depends on it.
00:58:54Speak!
00:58:55What happened to the company server?
00:58:57Sir, he was the one.
00:58:58I didn't do shit!
00:58:59Shut your mouth!
00:59:00Go!
00:59:01Uh, the solution he used, the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes,
00:59:05it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code.
00:59:10Every time that bug is reproduced, it leads to more serious corruption.
00:59:13It's been a ticking time bomb ever since.
00:59:16This time, the AI platform went down, brought the whole server down along with it.
00:59:20It's completely unfixable.
00:59:22This was all your fault.
00:59:26William, all of our users are switching over to Hendrix Tech AI platform.
00:59:30What should we do?
00:59:31How the fuck am I supposed to know?
00:59:39Mr. Dorsey, what on earth is going on?
00:59:41I'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this.
00:59:43Look, sir, I can explain.
00:59:45I'm sorry, okay?
00:59:46It's gotta be fixed.
00:59:47I have billions of dollars invested in you, dammit.
00:59:49I'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this.
00:59:51Scandal.
00:59:52Narcy Tech has finished.
01:00:01500,000.
01:00:02We just passed 500,000!
01:00:04You guys, 98.
01:00:0699.
01:00:081 million!
01:00:09Go!
01:00:10Go!
01:00:11Go!
01:00:12Go!
01:00:13Go!
01:00:14Go!
01:00:15Hey, hey!
01:00:16It's still going up!
01:00:17It's still going up!
01:00:18Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:00:20This is all your fault!
01:00:21This is all your fault!
01:00:22Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:00:24This is all your fault!
01:00:26This is all your fault!
01:00:28Mr. Dorsey, fuck!
01:00:31I wanted to help you.
01:00:32I was trying to help the company.
01:00:34I've had enough of your bullshit.
01:00:36You fired half the bloody tech departments.
01:00:39What was I supposed to do?
01:00:40And you gave us impossible deadlines.
01:00:42No, no, no, don't make this about me.
01:00:44I get it now.
01:00:45You were using my promotion as bait.
01:00:47You were never going to make me VP.
01:00:49You want your job or not?
01:00:50Is that a threat?
01:00:52Fire me!
01:00:53Do it!
01:00:54You think I won't?
01:00:56If Eric leaves, so do I.
01:00:59Me too.
01:01:01See, when you fired everyone,
01:01:04I replaced them with my people.
01:01:07Go ahead, fire me.
01:01:08You'll clear out your whole tech department.
01:01:11You will sink Dorsey Tech.
01:01:14You were never the prize tech genius of Dorsey Tech.
01:01:17You were the slacker my father warned me about.
01:01:20Roya!
01:01:21I'm ashamed to call you my son.
01:01:32What the hell have you done to my company?
01:01:35Dad, uh, I'm sorry.
01:01:39I'm not here for apologies.
01:01:44What the hell is this idiot doing here?
01:01:47I thought you fired him.
01:01:48Where's Eric?
01:01:50Uh, Dad, I fired Eric.
01:01:54You fired him?
01:01:56Um, was that a mistake?
01:02:01Dad, are you okay?
01:02:04Hey, are you okay?
01:02:07I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech.
01:02:12Dad, he was the backbone behind this company.
01:02:16And what did you do?
01:02:18You fired him!
01:02:21So, um, it was Eric with a K all along?
01:02:25Oh, I fucked up.
01:02:27God, I fucked up.
01:02:29Where is Eric now?
01:02:30I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back.
01:02:36Um, Eric is at, uh, Hendrix Tech.
01:02:40You are a sorry excuse for a son.
01:02:47You are destroying my company.
01:02:49Sir, bad news.
01:02:57It appears that the server crash was just the beginning.
01:02:59What's going on?
01:03:00The crash also affected our automobile software.
01:03:04There have been at least 30 car accidents across the U.S.
01:03:08Uh, fuck.
01:03:09Six people have died.
01:03:11No, no, this isn't my fault.
01:03:20It was Eric's fault.
01:03:21Eric with a K.
01:03:22It was his code that was faulty.
01:03:24No, that's fucking bullshit.
01:03:25I fired him before that happened.
01:03:27But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote.
01:03:31I'm only guilty of using his work.
01:03:33Everything else was his fault.
01:03:36I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
01:03:38God, it mistook the genius for the loser.
01:03:42I'm not going down like this.
01:03:45Dorsey Tech ain't finished yet.
01:03:47It's not finished yet.
01:03:49Griffin!
01:03:51Take this man to the police.
01:03:53If Dorsey Tech goes under, he'll have to pay for this.
01:03:57Yes, sir.
01:03:58Yes, sir.
01:03:58Mr. Brown, looks like your contract worked in our favor.
01:04:23So we will not be returning the $5 billion you invested.
01:04:28And again, thank you for your generosity.
01:04:30Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:04:33I'm sorry, Mr. Brown.
01:04:35But the terms you insisted on were very clear.
01:04:38We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing.
01:04:41Which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.
01:04:44But?
01:04:45No.
01:04:46No more buts.
01:04:47Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:04:48Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.
01:05:00Oh, I'm sure it'll be very special.
01:05:05You have no idea.
01:05:08Eric!
01:05:09Eric!
01:05:09I know I messed up before.
01:05:14It's all over for Dorsey Tech now.
01:05:17Is there anything you can do to help me?
01:05:21What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend?
01:05:25Boyfriend?
01:05:27That's right.
01:05:28I'm his girlfriend now.
01:05:30We're living together and we're getting married soon, too.
01:05:34But you...
01:05:35You can't...
01:05:37No, it's not possible.
01:05:39He was mine first.
01:05:42You dumped him and you treated him like trash.
01:05:46It's a little late for you to come crawling back.
01:05:50Guys, three...
01:05:52Eric...
01:05:55Eric...
01:05:57You're hot when you're bossy.
01:06:06Do you like?
01:06:08Yeah.
01:06:08Eric?
01:06:09What?
01:06:10What now?
01:06:13Eric?
01:06:15What is it now?
01:06:24Eric.
01:06:26You know how much I've done for you.
01:06:29Dorsey Tech is in dire straits.
01:06:32We need your help.
01:06:34Mr. Dorsey, all those things you gave me, I've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation.
01:06:44Oh, has he not told you?
01:06:46Oh, has he not told you?
01:06:47No, that is not how it went down at all.
01:06:51It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went behind my back and got me all mixed up.
01:06:57Oh, yeah?
01:06:57Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.
01:07:03Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:07:07Eric, I am really sorry.
01:07:11I don't want your fake apology, and I'm not coming back to you.
01:07:16So, would you please leave our office?
01:07:20Now, would you please leave our office?
01:07:26We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.
01:07:31You fucking doomed us, son!
01:07:51You doomed Dorsey Tech!
01:07:55Dead, dead, dead.
01:07:57Dead?
01:07:58Dead!
01:07:59Dead!
01:08:01Dead.
01:08:07So, you're really not gonna help them?
01:08:11They're the ones who fired me.
01:08:13Now they have to live with the outcome.
01:08:16Not to the sweet taste of victory.
01:08:19To the sweet taste of victory.
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