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Never Cross The Line With The Billionaire 1
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00:00:00Hawkins, here's your ticket sir. Ready ladies? Excuse me sir, you can't sit here. This is first class.
00:00:11You know what? You're going to pay for this.
00:00:14Attention passengers, we're going to perform an emergency landing.
00:00:26Guarantee you all the passengers you're on board will make it out alive.
00:00:30You're going to pay for this.
00:00:36Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who started the party without me?
00:00:40We're going to take it to the ride.
00:00:45It's Jet Hawkins. Hit the lights.
00:00:54This VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42's maiden flight today.
00:00:59I heard he's the secret Mabel Airlines investor everyone's been talking about.
00:01:03He's supposed to be the richest man in the world.
00:01:05What'd you say while he'd be in?
00:01:071A.
00:01:08Oh my god. If I book him as my sugar daddy, I'd never have to work again.
00:01:12Oh please. We all know that I'm the Marilyn Monroe of this cabin crew.
00:01:16If anyone's going to bag this secret millionaire's attention, it's me.
00:01:20It's me.
00:01:21Well, maybe he's not a boobs guy. Maybe he's an ass guy.
00:01:25You ready ladies?
00:01:26Not yet.
00:01:27I think.
00:01:28Well, take off is in 30 minutes.
00:01:29So we focus more on getting ready.
00:01:30And less on gossip.
00:01:31Why does Evelyn have to be our lead?
00:01:33She's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
00:01:38Welcome, Mr. Jett Hawkingus.
00:01:39What's with the spectacle?
00:01:40I told you I can get her on my own.
00:01:41We'll take off is in 30 minutes.
00:01:42We'll take off is in 30 minutes.
00:01:43So we focus more on getting ready.
00:01:44And less on gossip.
00:01:45Why does Evelyn have to be our lead?
00:01:49She's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
00:01:53Welcome, Mr. Jett Hawkingus.
00:02:05What's with the spectacle?
00:02:06I told you I can get her on my own.
00:02:08It's our job to keep you safe, sir.
00:02:10You're our airline's top investor.
00:02:12Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our airline's service quality.
00:02:18Escort me like I'm the goddamn president of the United States.
00:02:20It wasn't exactly helping.
00:02:22I apologize.
00:02:23Here's your ticket, sir.
00:02:29Better not see anyone following me.
00:02:47Welcome aboard Maple Airlines.
00:02:49Sorry for running late.
00:02:50Just, you know, to pull LA traffic.
00:02:58That guy is not the VIP passenger.
00:03:00Not a chance.
00:03:01He's nothing but a filthy ground crew worker.
00:03:03Excuse me, sir.
00:03:08You can't sit here.
00:03:10And why is that?
00:03:12This is first class.
00:03:14Economy is back there.
00:03:16In the main cabin.
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:18It's okay.
00:03:19I like where I'm sitting.
00:03:20Give me a break.
00:03:22With the dirt rags you're wearing.
00:03:24Well, I like what I'm wearing.
00:03:27First class is for the social elites, millionaires and CEOs.
00:03:33But you, you're nothing but a washed up grounds crew worker.
00:03:37Okay.
00:03:38You belong out there, handling baggage.
00:03:40Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
00:03:44Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
00:03:48The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger.
00:03:55Maple Airlines' top investor.
00:03:58That's exactly right.
00:04:00Oh, when you get a chance, I would love a cup of coffee.
00:04:04Just black.
00:04:05Thanks.
00:04:08Tyler!
00:04:09Get over here!
00:04:12We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
00:04:17What did you just call me?
00:04:18He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
00:04:22Chill out, Claire.
00:04:24I'll take care of it.
00:04:30Hey, you were coffee, right?
00:04:31I did.
00:04:32Thanks.
00:04:35Yes.
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39Oh, no.
00:04:40Oh, no.
00:04:41Oh, no.
00:04:42Oh, no.
00:04:43Oh, no.
00:04:44Oh, no.
00:04:47Fucker.
00:04:49That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
00:04:51Well, you try to spill the coffee on me first.
00:04:54Where are your manners?
00:04:56That's it.
00:04:57Enough playing games.
00:04:58Where is your ticket?
00:04:59Word of advice.
00:05:01That's nicely next time.
00:05:02Where's my ticket?
00:05:03Doesn't look like there will be a next time.
00:05:05See this, folks?
00:05:06Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
00:05:07Just get him off the plane.
00:05:08Shh.
00:05:09We got this, thank you.
00:05:10Time's up, buddy.
00:05:11Listen.
00:05:12I have a ticket.
00:05:13How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
00:05:14I mean, look at this.
00:05:15You have single-handedly turned first class into a first-grade junkyard.
00:05:16You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
00:05:18You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
00:05:19You're the one who tried- no, listen.
00:05:20This is gonna be one of two ways.
00:05:21Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
00:05:30first grade junkyard you're the one who tried to spill coffee on me you're the one who tried
00:05:34no listen this is going to be one of two ways either you lick this up or i'll have airport
00:05:40security remove you from this plane got it mr that's me nicely and you think airport security
00:05:49is going to listen to you over me of course they will faa regulations state when you enter a vessel
00:05:57that is larger and heavier than air and hence wings right with an engine that propels you into the
00:06:02sky we are in charge so yes who the hell do you think you are i own this airliner that's it enough
00:06:11play time let's go get out and who do you think you are to touch me
00:06:23oh it's true ninja or something that's it we've got to get him out of here i'm calling airport
00:06:31security this flight attendant is assaulting a passenger and maple airlines is the best service
00:06:37in the industry give me that phone that video needs to be deleted not a chance the public deserves to
00:06:45know about your abusive service she's right this needs to be documented delete that video or you'll
00:06:53all be banned from maple airlines for life
00:07:02ma'am you have to see this
00:07:07what on earth contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff i'm going on board
00:07:15you don't understand that man snuck on board without a ticket he's a stowaway that's right
00:07:28folks for all we know he could be trying to hijack this plane okay this is for your own safety he's
00:07:34been pulling our leg this whole time kick him out yeah that guy out of last night i needed some hobo to
00:07:41be rolling my travel plans attention passengers welcome aboard maple airlines flight 451 due to
00:07:48some unforeseen circumstances we're going to be delaying takeoff but hang tight we'll be in the air
00:07:53shortly we really appreciate your patience god damn it this ticketless is going to make me miss my
00:08:00connecting flight somebody call airport security what a show this guy should be kicked out to tsa
00:08:06hey calm down ladies and gents i have a ticket okay
00:08:16if you can't show us the ticket then you can't be on this flight it's time to go
00:08:24keep your hands off my property sorry but we're at capacity no room for deadweight like you deadweight
00:08:32okay i think you tore the deadweight on my property
00:08:40what property you're poor your property is trash
00:08:45i'm warning you which is why this is going out the window
00:09:02how would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar
00:09:12you probably stole it from one of the passengers
00:09:18this was a gift
00:09:21from my late wife maple airlines is named after her
00:09:25do you realize who's honoring you disgraced sure a lot of people are named maple you can claim
00:09:33whatever you want doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage
00:09:41well one thing's for sure this guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have ways to
00:09:47trying to try to get you off this flight the sooner this guitar gets smashed the better see we're doing
00:09:54you a favor by smashing it don't you dare
00:10:00look i don't care whatever you are you want money i have plenty but more than that
00:10:07who i am makes me a nightmare for people like you
00:10:17airport security we've got a passenger string of trouble on people airlines flight 451
00:10:22yes send someone now are you threatening us we work for maple airlines owned by the richest man in the
00:10:31world jet hawkings you are so dead i'm jet hawkings wait till these dimwits find out i'm their boss
00:10:40this guitar better not be broken because if it is you'll what beg me for money to buy a new one
00:10:46because you can't afford it on your dirt poor salary
00:10:52i won't be the one begging you will who's the one stirring up trouble that man with the guitar
00:10:59he snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant sir gonna have to
00:11:04ask you to take your hands off the guitar case he could be hiding a bomb in there maybe he's trying
00:11:09to blow up the plane oh my god quick take the case hurry up before we all die sure you're not
00:11:16gonna ask twice get your hands off the case none of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings
00:11:23he is nothing but a bottom feeding ground stuff we're all literally leagues above him
00:11:34if you would like to see my late wife's handiwork i would gladly open my case and show you all
00:11:40it's a trap don't fucking trust him he's a terrorist
00:11:53what's all this fuss about
00:11:54sir i'm evelyn lead flight attendant here at maple airlines we take the proper handling of our
00:12:11passengers belongings very seriously and i can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar
00:12:18isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline
00:12:21i'm undercover so it's best not to cause a scene and reveal my identity
00:12:27you seem trustworthy unlike
00:12:48watch out tyler
00:12:50this is the customer service hour airline is so well known for
00:13:03you judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves
00:13:08my bad you know you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for
00:13:12this is the customer service hour deadline's friday but of course the airline's conclusion may very
00:13:19well be that the rinkety dink old guitar might be completely worthless that's for you
00:13:27that's what i thought baggage boy
00:13:40my wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s cuban mahogany for me
00:13:55let me remind you let me remind you the company you worked for
00:14:00it's named after her why is he so serious is he really related to the owner of this airline
00:14:07she was a saint offering jobs to the homeless given a second chance but you to get your dirty fingers
00:14:16off me please you arrogant stuck-up pricks think you get to decide who's first class who's econ class
00:14:25but you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon you're both disgrace to humanity
00:14:31security security here this baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant
00:14:40good god somebody tackle that man sylvia i give you 10 seconds to get here right now
00:14:48sylvia stone uh she's vp of maple airlines only second to jet hawkings god you just won't stop pretending
00:14:57well when sylvia stone gets here with my ticket showing who i am
00:15:05you'll all cower in fear are you all watching this clown show
00:15:10this ground crew worker couldn't even shine miss stone's shoes let alone get her on the phone
00:15:15don't believe the man throw him out throw him out throw him out throw him out
00:15:32did someone piss off my boss
00:15:38god that's the vp she like runs here claire is beyond
00:15:43fucked explain this miss stone this baggage boy snuck into first class without a ticket
00:15:52he's delayed the flight and we're having him removed
00:15:55having him removed is this how you treat first class passengers
00:16:01take a good look at the nightmare you've created for us
00:16:03great work everyone thanks to you our company's stocks have lost over a billion dollars in the past
00:16:1420 minutes don't blame me blame this fraud who snuck on board without a ticket and insisted on sitting
00:16:21in first class who says he doesn't have a ticket
00:16:25so you dropped your ticket just before boarding i wanted to make sure you received it
00:16:35so you're you're really the chief
00:16:41you're you're really the chief
00:16:44that's what they call me
00:16:49chief the ceo mr hawkins only ever uses his alias on documents to keep a low profile
00:16:58first class
00:17:00well now that i've given i belong here oh so precious first class now that i care about status
00:17:06i do expect reparations to be made reparations what the hell did you do to him
00:17:15i'm so sorry i'm i'm i'm so sorry sir i made a mistake
00:17:24i told you what would happen if you judge people with your covers you two broke my wife's guitar
00:17:31you gave that to me the day the airline opened i made a terrible mistake
00:17:41sir i'm so sorry it's all our fault no no this isn't your fault you don't have to worry no no i'm
00:17:50their team leader and i have to take responsibility now this girl evelyn is the right kind of leadership
00:17:55i value in our company i am friends with the owner of the best music repair shop in la
00:18:01and if you're willing to trust me i can ask him to piece your guitar back together
00:18:13you dimwits are fired and i'll see to it that you never work for another airline company ever
00:18:18again immediately your employment with maple airlines has been terminated please please give us
00:18:25another chance
00:18:37give me another chance no tyler please no
00:18:48i am so sorry about the ordeal sir
00:18:50please enjoy the rest of your flight thank you sophie
00:18:54that was intense if the chairwoman came to porcelain give him his ticket
00:19:08that old bag boy might actually be the mystery vip passenger you really think so why would a
00:19:17billionaire be wearing crown crew uniform huh that makes sense now that old geezer really almost had me
00:19:25fooled what are you talking about this don't only came because she saw the viral moment she's here to
00:19:33protect the airline's reputation and stop the stocks from plummeting that's the only reason why she
00:19:38fired clear and gave that guy a ticket there is no way he is the vip passenger
00:19:47welcome aboard
00:19:52what are you two chatting about over here we're getting ready for takeoff so you should return
00:20:22to your seats ladies and gentlemen we're getting ready for takeoff please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts
00:20:32thank you
00:20:52ladies and gentlemen welcome to our maple airlines flight 451 with service to john f kennedy international
00:21:02airport we have now reached an altitude of 20 000 feet and cabin service will begin shortly thank you
00:21:08so much for your patience
00:21:11fuck me these flight attendances keep getting hotter jesus christ
00:21:18mr dixon
00:21:18yeah that's evelyn grant maple airlines flight attendant of the year
00:21:24not only is she beautiful she is damn good at her job yeah whatever shut the
00:21:28fuck up okay why don't you do yourself a favor why don't you call over here let's see how good at a job she really is
00:21:38excuse me miss
00:21:41yes how can i help you yeah my um my seatbelts a little tight you think we can
00:21:49you think you can loosen it for me of course
00:21:59sir if you could just keep still please yeah sure i can do that
00:22:10sir please keep your hands to yourself listen close honey i'm the general
00:22:14fucking manager of maple airlines so if you don't obey my wishes you're fucking fine
00:22:23oh just so fun
00:22:24someone help please
00:22:26help please someone
00:22:28fuck since when does being general manager give you the right to sexually harass your staff
00:22:36i'm sorry but who the are you
00:22:37don't change the topic i ask you a question what makes you think you can harass her look bud
00:22:48you're pushing 60 still lugging around 50 pound bags for a fucking living
00:22:54so stop the lecture on me on how to lead my life and mind your own fucking business
00:22:59anybody who harasses anyone on my plane that is my damn business you know what fucker
00:23:07what am i
00:23:10it's five thousand dollars now go back to where you belong and sit next to the toilet in economy
00:23:16class where you fucking belong now that's power baby like that i know you want to be with a real
00:23:22man like me god you look so beautiful oh my god what the fuck ah if you go back to economy i'll give
00:23:32you five hundred thousand
00:23:43you're fucking messing with i do i'm messing with a toxic abusive manager who harasses his employees
00:23:49wake up raps you're a fucking minimum wage worker not something heroic crusader or
00:23:54fucking justice or whatever the fuck you think you are sir mr dixon he's the general manager he's
00:24:01very powerful and it's worth getting into a fight with him powerful man yeah all i see is a pathetic
00:24:10weak insecure coward have you looked yourself in the mirror man i think you're talking about your
00:24:15own ugly ass sir i i really appreciate the effort but i don't want you to get fired i'll just
00:24:24i'll resign once we land he won't have to resign anyone's gonna resign it's gonna be him
00:24:34help me resign i'm the general fucking manager okay there's only one person on this planet that can
00:24:42make me resign and that's jet hawkins himself he has no clue on his boss play with him a bit longer
00:24:50jet hawkins who's that again this guy wait you actually haven't heard of him everybody's talking
00:24:57about him he's the billionaire with the monopoly on aeronautic of great steel i mean only higher ups
00:25:05i've ever seen his face well that guy oh okay wow you you know him of course of course i do
00:25:14i'm the general manager actually matter of fact my uncle's gonna take me to see him as soon as we
00:25:19land this plane you know because we got big business to discuss things that you don't know
00:25:23nothing about oh and uh who's your uncle again he's the fucking ceo of maple airlines heard of him
00:25:32hello are you listening see that's really funny because i don't remember seeing that on mr hawkins
00:25:39schedule for today not to mention he doesn't typically meet with employees of your lowly stature i'm the
00:25:46general fucking manager i have every right to me but my question to you is how the
00:25:50fuck do you know what jet hawkins schedule looks like because i am jet hawkins
00:26:04this old man's last is fucking mine look at this guy huh
00:26:08what the fuck are you doing mr dixon i i think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and
00:26:13stayed quiet for a little while we don't want any more complications complications complications what
00:26:18the hell are you talking about today is this hawkeye 42 aircraft's maiden flight the whole world is
00:26:24watching yes because today is also the first time jet hawkins aircraft is doing a commercial flight
00:26:31his headquarters are the best we've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct
00:26:36we can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airlines reputation why are you so worried by
00:26:41they huh huh as my assistant you do as i fucking say you understand mr dixon i just i just i don't
00:26:49want mr hawkins and mr kane kane is my fucking uncle you idiot you understand he ain't gonna do
00:26:55shit and if anyone here is foolish enough to tell any lies about me and i'll consider that your
00:27:03resignation so come here right now come here it's fine you might fear this tyrant of our general
00:27:15manager but i don't it's beneath me you think you're invincible let me tell you abusing your power and
00:27:22sexually harassing your employee well that is grounds for your immediate termination from maple airlines not
00:27:28to mention prison time we're 35 000 feet in the air who's going to dismiss me you bingo
00:27:39come on crash you can't afford in-flight wi-fi with your minimum wage ground crew salary get the
00:27:45out of here jet hawkins here tell hr i want robert dixon removed from the company within the next 30 seconds
00:27:53i have to give it to you you're a pretty good actor old man you know what if you could make a phone call
00:27:58and get me fired i'll jump out the fucking plane myself no parachute
00:28:14sir it's for you
00:28:18fucking wait right here all right
00:28:20yeah what you're firing me you're you can't fire me you cannot fire me
00:28:32what you're firing me yeah you can't fire me you cannot fire me
00:28:37who is he yeah no i am the general manager okay i am unstoppable this is a fucking scam
00:28:50fuck you
00:28:53you wrinkly piss poor baggage handler you thought you could trick me with a prank phone call you know what
00:29:00you're gonna pay for this
00:29:13are you okay are you okay yeah you saved me twice now
00:29:35attention passengers this is your captain speaking
00:29:38we're expecting a little strong turbulence as we go through this patch of infinite weather
00:29:44please return to your seat that's what you're supposed to
00:29:47jesus fucking christ who gave this guy to your pilot his license gonna get me
00:29:50fucking kill
00:30:10i'm sorry i didn't mean to
00:30:12no no no no no no you saved me it flies already
00:30:31attention passengers we're going through a severe thunderstorm with dangerously high winds and heavy
00:30:36rains we're not going to last long here and there are no nearby airports
00:30:43so we're going to perform an emergency landing
00:30:48please stay in your seats and stay calm emergency landing what the
00:30:52does that mean mr nixon it means there's no airport available we need to find some flat area
00:30:57to land like a field or something i don't know i can't get it
00:30:59it's going to be incredibly dangerous all i know is that we have to land but we're probably not going to
00:31:03make it i can't i just became the general manager i can't die now
00:31:16everybody calm down our captain has been with us for 30 years
00:31:21and he has a perfect flight record if anybody can land this airplane it's i don't give a
00:31:25fucking rat's ass about a fucking perfect flight record if he knew what he was doing he wouldn't
00:31:29have fucking flown us in the eye of the middle of a fucking storm oh my god oh my god no no no no
00:31:35no i can't die i can't die today i'm a general manager i'm a general
00:31:39fucking manager my life is worth more than everyone on this goddamn plane so you go ahead and tell that
00:31:44that's it your life is the only one that matters it's you your bad luck i knew
00:31:58the second i saw you that this is going to be a fight for me jesus christ such a baby
00:32:03fuck you have you been in touch with the control tower the storm's getting worse
00:32:18if we don't connect with air traffic control we're gonna have no other choice than to crash land man
00:32:24we're flying over a mountainous region it looks like the nearest field long enough for us to land
00:32:28and it's over 200 miles away we're gonna run out of fuel well we don't have a plan b we have no
00:32:33choice but to go for it captain this is my session who's the place where to land captain godspeed
00:32:39racetrack has a two mile stretch of straight road you can land on it is no different than landing on
00:32:43a runway this guy's full of shit you know a racetrack is for cars or fucking planes in these conditions
00:32:48i put our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing of less than one percent so unless anybody
00:32:53has any better ideas we need to aim for that racetrack no okay i'm not putting my life in the
00:32:59hands of some goddamn baggage handle okay that's that's suicide are you listening to me we're landing
00:33:07the plane at that racetrack trust me i know what i'm talking about he's just a baggy channel he's just
00:33:14an old baggy channel he doesn't know what he's doing please listen to me no no captain i don't know about
00:33:20this what the hell's wrong with you oh you're risking the lives of hundreds i was supposed to
00:33:25meet the most powerful man i know at the new york jack fucking hawking you don't get it do you
00:33:29we lost contact with air traffic control landing at any airport right now is out of the question
00:33:34fuck god damn it no no no no my people they're waiting for me on the tarmac hey what the
00:33:40fuck are they supposed to do huh you know how long i've been preparing for this meeting with mr hawking
00:33:45huh do you one year one fucking year of my time well let me tell you where i descend is where they
00:33:51shall wait
00:34:02captain sir my passengers lives are at stake here are you even sure it's safe to land at this racetrack
00:34:09this racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip in the event of emergency landings
00:34:14i guarantee you all the passengers are on board will make it out alive
00:34:18fuck it redirect the plane we're gonna land godspeed racetrack
00:34:33mr parsons we just got word that mr hawkins flight will be making an emergency landing on this
00:34:41racetrack double check the track for any potential hazards unless anything happen to mr hawkins we will
00:34:47be following him right into the brain okay enough place like motherfucker not even the pilots nor the
00:34:54traffic patrol knows that you can use that raceway as an emergency landing how the fuck did you get that
00:35:00until because i own the racetrack oh shit you own it sir i didn't know you were involved in auto racing
00:35:12it wasn't young and dangerous once get real you know how much racetracks go far i mean they're just
00:35:17as much as airports i have properties all over the world this racetrack was just a side
00:35:22we're gonna make it out okay i promise
00:35:34sir we're approaching the racetrack but i can't make out any of the ground lights with this kind of
00:35:39visibility we can't land without something to guide us copy i'll have him turn the lights get the
00:35:47fuck out of here this jet hawkings hit the lights
00:36:00so
00:36:03like
00:36:15i'm
00:36:16i'm
00:36:18i'm
00:36:20i'm
00:36:22i
00:36:24i
00:36:26Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.
00:36:36We've landed a Godspeed racetrack.
00:36:38Sir, I don't know what we would have done without you.
00:36:41We would all have died.
00:36:43On behalf of everybody in this flight, thank you.
00:36:49There's nothing.
00:36:51Don't you fucking dare thank this ground crew fraud on my fucking behalf.
00:36:56At the bottom of your sinister fucking plan.
00:37:00Sinister plan?
00:37:01He saved all of us, including you.
00:37:04Cut the fucking bullshit.
00:37:05Did you feel how smooth that we landed?
00:37:07That just proves that this whole fucking emergency thing was staged.
00:37:13Which means all you motherfuckers,
00:37:14that you fucking landed this plane in the middle of nowhere on purpose.
00:37:20Admit it, okay?
00:37:22You guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive or some bullshit.
00:37:25What ulterior motives could he have?
00:37:27The second we get off this plane,
00:37:28it's going to look real ugly, you sons of bitches.
00:37:32With all due respect,
00:37:34you're just the ex-general manager of Maple Airlines now.
00:37:38There's really nothing you can do to us.
00:37:40You sure about that, you old fuck?
00:37:42Here's the deal.
00:37:44If you come clean,
00:37:46and you tell me your master fucking plan,
00:37:48or whatever it is you just fucking did,
00:37:50I'll let you off the hook.
00:37:54Otherwise,
00:37:56you're not going to make it off this racetrack alive.
00:38:00So you're going to hold me hostage then?
00:38:02Well, this should be fun.
00:38:07Fuck.
00:38:08Fuck.
00:38:09Fucking go.
00:38:21This motherfucker
00:38:22disrespected me, okay?
00:38:24We're going to go,
00:38:25we're going to fuck this guy up.
00:38:26You understand?
00:38:26Okay, ground crew.
00:38:38I guess we're going to do this the hard way.
00:38:40Break this motherfucker's legs.
00:38:42And if anyone says anything about it,
00:38:44I'll pay the right people off.
00:38:45Matter of fact,
00:38:46don't break this fuck's legs.
00:38:48Kill this motherfucker now!
00:38:54Oh!
00:38:56What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:39:05Uncle Gabe!
00:39:09No get to call me uncle
00:39:11ever again.
00:39:13What?
00:39:13And you just pissed off my boss.
00:39:17Mr. Hawkins,
00:39:18I am truly sorry
00:39:21for everything that transpired here today.
00:39:23Uncle, what the hell?
00:39:24Are you telling me
00:39:25that this old fucking man
00:39:27is the owner
00:39:28of Maple fucking Airlines?
00:39:29There's no...
00:39:30Fuck me!
00:39:31Did you just call our boss
00:39:32a washed up old man?
00:39:34Fuck your boss!
00:39:37Your boss is a fucking baggage boy!
00:39:39He's a fucking nobody!
00:39:41Oh, fuck!
00:39:42Oh, fuck me!
00:39:44You're a goddamn fool.
00:39:46Is that insane behavior
00:39:47towards Mr. Hawkins
00:39:49on his plane
00:39:49could have cost me my job?
00:39:51I'm sorry!
00:39:52I'm sorry!
00:39:53I didn't know him!
00:39:54I swear!
00:39:55We can't get you fired!
00:39:56And who are you?
00:39:56Shh!
00:40:02Kane,
00:40:03Mr. Hawkins doesn't have time
00:40:04to watch you
00:40:05and your dipshit nephew
00:40:06bicker like boys
00:40:07in a playground.
00:40:08So I suggest
00:40:09you drag him away from here
00:40:10before I have these guards
00:40:11beat you both to a pulp.
00:40:13I'm sorry.
00:40:13I will escort him
00:40:14out of here immediately.
00:40:16Let's go!
00:40:17Oh, fuck!
00:40:18Fuck!
00:40:18I'm sorry!
00:40:19I'm sorry!
00:40:20Please!
00:40:22Are you alright,
00:40:23Mr. Hawkins?
00:40:24You're not hurt,
00:40:25are you?
00:40:26No, I'm fine.
00:40:27Just an eventful evening.
00:40:29You didn't know.
00:40:30Stop worrying about me.
00:40:32And, uh,
00:40:33do me a favor.
00:40:34Have a shuttle
00:40:34for the passengers on board.
00:40:36I'm sure they are
00:40:37so exhausted
00:40:38after all they've been through.
00:40:39Yes, sir.
00:40:40Shh!
00:40:48Thank you so much again
00:40:57for today.
00:40:57If it wasn't for you,
00:40:58I...
00:40:59I don't know
00:41:00what would have happened.
00:41:03I'm glad I could help.
00:41:05Actually,
00:41:06I wanted to ask you
00:41:08about something else.
00:41:10What is it?
00:41:12Could you pretend
00:41:13to be my boyfriend tomorrow?
00:41:15Pretend to be, um...
00:41:17boyfriend?
00:41:21You don't think
00:41:22I'm too old for you?
00:41:23I'm sure you've heard
00:41:24of the grand family.
00:41:27Well, I'm their sole heiress,
00:41:28and that's why my dad
00:41:30is pressuring me
00:41:31to marry.
00:41:32But,
00:41:33I don't want to get married.
00:41:36Hence the looking
00:41:37for a big boyfriend.
00:41:38I never would have guessed
00:41:40you were the
00:41:40grand family heiress.
00:41:44Grand family heiress.
00:41:45It's a household name
00:41:47in New York.
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:50Well,
00:41:51my dad told me
00:41:52that if I didn't bring
00:41:53a man home
00:41:54within three years,
00:41:55he'd find me a groom.
00:41:56And that was
00:41:57three years ago.
00:41:59But,
00:41:59none of the fake boyfriends
00:42:00I found are any good.
00:42:02Every time they find out
00:42:03who my dad is,
00:42:04they freak and back out.
00:42:08But you...
00:42:08you're different.
00:42:15I don't think
00:42:16you would let
00:42:16a little storm
00:42:17in nerve you.
00:42:18Little?
00:42:20Or big.
00:42:22I think you're
00:42:23the only man
00:42:24who could win over
00:42:25my father.
00:42:26I've never had
00:42:27an offer like this before.
00:42:31I'll do it.
00:42:31There's just
00:42:42one more thing.
00:42:45If you're gonna pretend
00:42:46to be my boyfriend,
00:42:48you're gonna have
00:42:49to act
00:42:49rich.
00:42:53Well,
00:42:55I am rich,
00:42:56so
00:42:56it should be easy.
00:42:58yes,
00:42:59yes,
00:43:00that's the exact
00:43:01vibe I'm going for.
00:43:05I think there's still
00:43:06a bit of room
00:43:07for improvement,
00:43:08though.
00:43:10Okay,
00:43:11how about this?
00:43:12Could you dress
00:43:13like,
00:43:13like you make
00:43:15nine figures?
00:43:18Nine figures?
00:43:19Yeah,
00:43:20yeah,
00:43:21like,
00:43:21like your net worth
00:43:23is
00:43:24$300 million.
00:43:25$300 million?
00:43:28Yeah,
00:43:29yeah,
00:43:29yeah,
00:43:30that's all
00:43:30I'm asking for.
00:43:31Okay,
00:43:32I'll see you here
00:43:34tomorrow
00:43:34at 2 p.m.,
00:43:36okay?
00:43:37Don't be late.
00:43:45$300 million?
00:43:47I make that much
00:43:48in a day.
00:43:51How am I supposed
00:43:52to downgrade?
00:43:55Evelyn,
00:43:57I don't understand
00:43:58why you insist
00:43:59on being a flight attendant
00:44:00when you could be living
00:44:01your best life
00:44:02as the Grant family earth.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:04I mean,
00:44:05what do flight attendants
00:44:06make anyways?
00:44:06$50,000 a year?
00:44:08My husband gives me
00:44:09more in spending money
00:44:11each week.
00:44:12See this bag?
00:44:13It's Chanel,
00:44:14limited edition.
00:44:16My husband bought it
00:44:17for me,
00:44:17and there are only
00:44:18three of these
00:44:19on the entire planet Earth.
00:44:21When you inherit
00:44:22your father's money,
00:44:23you're going to be able
00:44:23to buy all three of those
00:44:24and then some.
00:44:25Wait,
00:44:26who said I'm going
00:44:27to inherit
00:44:28my father's fortune?
00:44:30I don't need
00:44:30my family's money.
00:44:32Ugh, fine.
00:44:33But if you're not
00:44:34going to take
00:44:34the inheritance
00:44:35for yourself,
00:44:36then at least
00:44:37find a handsome man
00:44:38to marry,
00:44:39pump out a few
00:44:39beautiful babies,
00:44:40and leave the money
00:44:41for them.
00:44:42I guess if you're
00:44:43trying to get away
00:44:44from your father,
00:44:45you might as well
00:44:46just have a family
00:44:46of your own.
00:44:47What do I look like
00:44:48to you?
00:44:49A baby-making machine?
00:44:51If my dad
00:44:51really wants an heir,
00:44:52then he can have
00:44:53a kid himself.
00:44:54Ev, stop being
00:44:55so stubborn.
00:44:57Okay, trust me,
00:44:58you're going to like
00:44:59this next guy
00:44:59I'm setting you up with.
00:45:00Girl, he's in finance,
00:45:01he's 6'5",
00:45:02blue eyes,
00:45:03the works.
00:45:03If I didn't have
00:45:04a boyfriend,
00:45:04I would be all on that.
00:45:06Well, ladies,
00:45:08actually,
00:45:08I already have
00:45:09a boyfriend.
00:45:10What?
00:45:12You have a boyfriend?
00:45:16Ev!
00:45:17Oh, my God.
00:45:18Okay, I love
00:45:19this for you.
00:45:20You have to tell us
00:45:21which one of these
00:45:22elite families
00:45:22is he from.
00:45:23I mean,
00:45:24you have to introduce us.
00:45:25Yeah, well,
00:45:26he's a little older.
00:45:32But I'm already
00:45:33in love with him.
00:45:35Okay, you'll like him.
00:45:37Let's go meet him.
00:45:44Mr. Hawkins?
00:45:49Yeah, where is he?
00:45:54Making three absolute
00:45:55hotties like us
00:45:56wait around in a garage?
00:45:58Oh, some gentleman he is.
00:46:09Why is that phone ringing?
00:46:12Hello?
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:13Oh, this mechanic
00:46:15is a fucking creep!
00:46:16You disgusting pervert!
00:46:18I'm sorry.
00:46:19I did not mean to.
00:46:20Yeah, right.
00:46:21We all saw you,
00:46:22you greasy old fuck.
00:46:23I'm gonna gouge
00:46:24your goddamn eyes out.
00:46:27Miss,
00:46:27I promise I wasn't
00:46:29trying to do anything.
00:46:30No!
00:46:31Tell that to the cops.
00:46:33Mr. Hawkins.
00:46:35Wait.
00:46:36You know him?
00:46:36Mr. Hawkins?
00:46:38What were you doing
00:46:41under the car?
00:46:43Well,
00:46:44I got here early
00:46:45and thought I'd
00:46:46take the car
00:46:46for a quick spend.
00:46:47When I got back
00:46:48you weren't here
00:46:49so I thought
00:46:49I'd check the engine.
00:46:50But,
00:46:51Mr. Hawkins,
00:46:52I thought I told you
00:46:53to dress like
00:46:54a rich man
00:46:55and not somebody
00:46:57who fixes cars
00:46:58for a living.
00:46:59Yeah, you told me
00:46:59my net worth
00:47:00was supposed to be
00:47:01300 million?
00:47:02Yes, yes.
00:47:04So what on earth
00:47:05made you think
00:47:05that scruffy mechanic
00:47:07was the right look?
00:47:08300 million
00:47:10is what I pay
00:47:10my engineer.
00:47:11This fits exactly
00:47:13what you asked for.
00:47:14Right.
00:47:16Um,
00:47:17I was just
00:47:18really counting on you.
00:47:20If you pay your engineer
00:47:21so much money
00:47:22and you have
00:47:23nice and close.
00:47:24Ellen,
00:47:24this is his jumpsuit.
00:47:26I stopped by his place
00:47:27to pick it up
00:47:27on the way here.
00:47:29I thought this
00:47:29is what he wanted.
00:47:30Ahem.
00:47:31Ev,
00:47:32you aren't actually
00:47:34telling us
00:47:34that you know
00:47:35this dirt broke mechanic.
00:47:38Well,
00:47:40I don't
00:47:41just know him.
00:47:44He's my boy.
00:47:45What?
00:47:45What?
00:47:49So,
00:47:50that billionaire
00:47:50that you were
00:47:51telling me about?
00:47:52That man?
00:47:53it's him?
00:47:56The grease monkey?
00:47:58Well,
00:47:58guys,
00:47:59I know he's
00:48:00a little bit
00:48:01rough around the edges,
00:48:03but
00:48:03he's stacked
00:48:04like
00:48:05Jeff Bezos.
00:48:07This guy
00:48:08has that
00:48:08kind of money?
00:48:09I mean,
00:48:11is that so hard
00:48:11to believe?
00:48:12A highly
00:48:13sought-after
00:48:13engineer.
00:48:16Yeah,
00:48:17freaking right.
00:48:18I mean,
00:48:18all I see
00:48:19standing in front
00:48:20of me
00:48:20is an oily
00:48:21old repairman.
00:48:22Screw this.
00:48:23This mechanic
00:48:24has got to be
00:48:24some kind
00:48:25of tender swindler.
00:48:26I've got
00:48:27to expose him.
00:48:28Ev,
00:48:29you can't
00:48:29actually be serious
00:48:30that you know
00:48:31this dirt broke
00:48:32mechanic?
00:48:34Evelyn,
00:48:35here you go.
00:48:36so
00:48:38you're the
00:48:40Grant family
00:48:40heiress.
00:48:42You have
00:48:42billions
00:48:43coming into
00:48:44your lap.
00:48:46Potentially.
00:48:47Um,
00:48:47what are you
00:48:48doing
00:48:48with this
00:48:49grease monkey?
00:48:51I think
00:48:51we're a perfect
00:48:52match.
00:48:54And
00:48:55I like him
00:48:56and I want
00:48:57to be with him,
00:48:58so
00:48:58there's that.
00:49:01Okay.
00:49:02Well,
00:49:03if you have
00:49:03so much
00:49:04fuck you money
00:49:05then,
00:49:05why didn't
00:49:07you bring
00:49:07any gifts
00:49:07for your
00:49:08girlfriend's
00:49:08cousins?
00:49:09Selena,
00:49:10that's a little
00:49:11rude.
00:49:12No,
00:49:12no,
00:49:12she's right.
00:49:13It would
00:49:13be impolite
00:49:14for me
00:49:14to show
00:49:14up empty
00:49:15handed.
00:49:17Of course
00:49:18I brought
00:49:18gifts for
00:49:18family.
00:49:21I wonder
00:49:21what that
00:49:22piece of
00:49:22shit
00:49:22swindler
00:49:23mechanic
00:49:23got us.
00:49:24Give it.
00:49:27Give it.
00:49:29We have it.
00:49:31We have it.
00:49:33We have it.
00:49:33We have it.
00:49:34We have it.
00:49:35Give it.
00:49:35Give it.
00:49:49Sir.
00:49:51Ladies,
00:49:51I present
00:49:52the newest
00:49:53limited edition
00:49:54Chanel handbags.
00:49:55There are only
00:49:56three of these
00:49:56in the whole
00:49:57wide world.
00:49:57crystal,
00:50:02why do
00:50:03these three
00:50:03bags look
00:50:04identical
00:50:04to yours?
00:50:06No,
00:50:06my husband
00:50:08bought me
00:50:08this bag.
00:50:10I know.
00:50:13You dirty,
00:50:15broke-ass
00:50:16grease monkey.
00:50:17First,
00:50:18you lie to
00:50:19Evelyn and say
00:50:20that you're rich
00:50:20just so she'll
00:50:21date you.
00:50:22And now
00:50:22you show up
00:50:23here with
00:50:23these fake
00:50:24goods and
00:50:25shitty
00:50:25knockoff
00:50:25bags as
00:50:26gifts?
00:50:27Yes,
00:50:28these are
00:50:28real.
00:50:29My secretary
00:50:29personally delivered
00:50:30them to me
00:50:31just yesterday.
00:50:32Did he just
00:50:33say he has a
00:50:34secretary of
00:50:35all things?
00:50:36This dirty,
00:50:38low-down
00:50:38grease monkey
00:50:38would never
00:50:39have a
00:50:39secretary.
00:50:40That's crazy.
00:50:43Trust me,
00:50:43I insist.
00:50:47Evelyn,
00:50:48where the
00:50:49hell did
00:50:50you find
00:50:50this guy?
00:50:51I mean,
00:50:52it'd be one
00:50:53thing if he
00:50:53didn't provide
00:50:54us with
00:50:54gifts.
00:50:55We could
00:50:55chalk it up
00:50:56to him being
00:50:56forgetful or
00:50:57poor.
00:50:58But to show
00:50:59up here with
00:50:59these fake
00:51:00goods in order
00:51:01to try and
00:51:01trick us,
00:51:02that just
00:51:02proves he's
00:51:03trying to
00:51:04dwindle your
00:51:04fortune.
00:51:06trying to
00:51:09swindle your
00:51:10fortune.
00:51:11Listen,
00:51:11I am not
00:51:12trying to
00:51:13swindle
00:51:13anybody.
00:51:14My secretary
00:51:15had these
00:51:16bags delivered
00:51:17on a private
00:51:18jet straight
00:51:19from the
00:51:19Chanel
00:51:19headquarters
00:51:20in London.
00:51:21These are
00:51:22as real
00:51:22as it gets.
00:51:24And what?
00:51:25My bag
00:51:26is fake
00:51:26then?
00:51:27Listen,
00:51:28dumbass.
00:51:28See this?
00:51:29My husband
00:51:30bought me
00:51:30this bag.
00:51:31There are
00:51:31supposed to
00:51:32be only
00:51:32three of
00:51:32these on
00:51:33the entire
00:51:33planet Earth.
00:51:34But here
00:51:35in this
00:51:35garage,
00:51:35there are
00:51:36four,
00:51:37which means
00:51:37your bags
00:51:39are not
00:51:40golfs.
00:51:41Oh, come on.
00:51:42It's clear that
00:51:42this man is
00:51:43playing you for
00:51:43a fool.
00:51:44All right.
00:51:46You don't
00:51:46believe the
00:51:47bags are
00:51:47real?
00:51:49Confirm it.
00:51:49be a fool.
00:51:56Hello, Mr. Hawkins.
00:51:58Lafayette.
00:51:59Come to
00:51:59suite
00:52:00and
00:52:00authentify
00:52:01this
00:52:02up for
00:52:02moi.
00:52:02Uh, Bowie, sir. Got it.
00:52:07Forget it, creep! Just take your knockoff bags and get out!
00:52:20It's raining money!
00:52:22How can a regular mechanic have so much money?
00:52:26Sir? Why is there cash in that bag?
00:52:32Well, I didn't think that somebody had that would be quite enough and I have enough time to prepare, so I added a little extra on top of it.
00:52:45But, sir, this is too much.
00:52:49It's nothing, really.
00:52:51Okay, this has to be fake too.
00:52:55Alright, I've had enough with this man. First, your background's fake, your job's fake. I bet you your hair's not even real.
00:53:01Selena!
00:53:03At least this hair is real.
00:53:06As real as the money on the floor.
00:53:08Yeah, back to that. You keep tricking us. Ev, this guy is no good. Ditch him!
00:53:14I promise. Everything is real. Just look closely.
00:53:19I... I think this is real.
00:53:22Well, if it is real, he probably robbed someone.
00:53:28Well, I'm still calling the cops.
00:53:31Hello, Mr. Hawkins!
00:53:36Oh, what the fuck? That's Lafayette Price. That's your Chanel's lead designer.
00:53:46Mr. Hawkins, you called and I'm right here.
00:53:53Lafayette, quick question. Those bags you gave me yesterday, you said there was only three in the whole world.
00:54:00That's right, sir. We've only made three of these bags and we gave them all to you.
00:54:04Well then, why is there a fourth? Right there.
00:54:11Pardon, madame, but would you mind if I took a look at your bag?
00:54:15Merci.
00:54:16Ooh la la, these counterfeits just keep getting worse and worse. Unbelievable.
00:54:23Mr. Hawkins, this is truly an awful knockoff.
00:54:26The stitch work is amateur at best, and they did not even get the logo right.
00:54:32But my husband bought me that bag. He would never get me a fake bag.
00:54:36Madame, a man who buys you the cheap trash like this isn't worth your time.
00:54:40If I were you, I'd get those divorce papers ready.
00:54:46Okay. Lafayette. Merci pour ton aide.
00:54:50Au revoir. Au revoir.
00:54:58Do you believe me now?
00:55:03Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who started the party without me?
00:55:11Evelyn, this is Xavier. He's the hotshot race car driver I was telling you about.
00:55:17So, you're Evelyn.
00:55:20And you must be her father.
00:55:23Oh, Xavier, no. This is not Evelyn's father.
00:55:28He's not? Then why did they look so close?
00:55:35Because he's my boyfriend.
00:55:37Boyfriend?
00:55:38Evelyn, what the fuck is going on here?
00:55:41Uh, what, do I need your permission to date someone?
00:55:45Evelyn, I come here today to see you, and you bring this wrinkly old boomer who you claim is your boyfriend?
00:55:51Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:55:56Trying to embarrass me?
00:55:58What does me being her boyfriend have to do with you?
00:56:00Shut it, old fart.
00:56:01I don't waste my breath answering no-name mechanics.
00:56:09Listen, old man. Either you break it off with Evelyn, or I make you disappear overnight. What's it gonna be?
00:56:16What's it gonna be?
00:56:19Xavier's from one of the top families in New York City. If you don't do what he says, he'll fucking finish you.
00:56:25Evelyn, are you for real?
00:56:27Xavier's got it all. He's young, he's handsome, he's got a lot going for him.
00:56:30What is Josh... John...
00:56:34Jack.
00:56:36Whatever. How that he doesn't?
00:56:38He's got... all together.
00:56:40All I see is a pathetic jerk who's running around spending his daddy's money on gambling, hookers and drugs.
00:56:46Oh, so, what's a little fun? You know, work hard, play hard.
00:56:50Besides, check this out.
00:56:53Xavier finished a lap in 38 seconds.
00:56:57That's one of the top 10 lap times of the racetrack.
00:57:01Wow, 38 seconds?
00:57:04Xavier, you're gonna be a NASCAR star in no time.
00:57:0838 second lap time is not bad on this track.
00:57:12See, when I was younger I was doing laps faster than that without breaking a sweat.
00:57:16But you know, I guess there's always improvement for...
00:57:21I'm not just like you.
00:57:25I guess there's always improvement for...
00:57:27I'm not just like you.
00:57:29Faster than 38 seconds?
00:57:32Give me a break, old man.
00:57:34That scream shows the top times ever recorded at this racetrack.
00:57:39If you were really faster, your name would be above mine.
00:57:42Stop being mean to him.
00:57:45He saved me, many times.
00:57:48Saved you?
00:57:50So, old man, you really think you're a speed star?
00:57:56Do a lap.
00:57:58Prove it.
00:58:00I don't need to prove anything.
00:58:02See that screen?
00:58:04The time at the top of the list is mine.
00:58:06The top of the list? 29 seconds?
00:58:10So you're saying that you got the top recorded speed in history here at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:20History here at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:23Well, that's not all.
00:58:24Back in the day, my name used to fill every spot on that leaderboard.
00:58:30But as I got older, I started taking my foot off the gas.
00:58:34I wanted to give young hotshots like you a chance to shine.
00:58:38That's hilarious!
00:58:40So you're saying you used to be a racer?
00:58:43Come on, you're just a filthy repairman.
00:58:46When could you even afford your own car?
00:58:48A car?
00:58:49This old man can't even afford a used bike.
00:58:53Ev, your senior citizen boyfriend is a pathological liar.
00:58:58I can't trust a thing he says.
00:59:01Mr. Hawkins, you don't have to put up an act.
00:59:05You can just be yourself.
00:59:07Why be myself?
00:59:09Congratulations to Xavier Gordon on recording a top 10 lap time in the history of Godspeed Racetrack.
00:59:14As a reward, he will receive a generous cash prize of $10 million.
00:59:19Oh my god, congrats, Xavier!
00:59:22There hasn't been a name on the top 10 list in over a decade.
00:59:29Trust me, I'm just getting started.
00:59:40Geez, a 38 second lap time is only good for 10th of all time.
00:59:44Whoever has the times before must be a generational talent.
00:59:47Those are the guys from yesterday, but I'm up now.
00:59:51And you better believe, I'm coming for their heads.
00:59:54Yeah, see that old man?
00:59:57Xavier's name is going down in history.
01:00:00Who the fuck are you to compare yourself to him?
01:00:01Miss McGee?
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:03My no more?
01:00:04My no more?
01:00:05Yes with me!
01:00:06Ms.
01:00:19B-
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