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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21She's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Winslet, engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:13Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move.
00:01:21If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28The Americans in their parties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:32Mission accomplished.
00:02:00To get in there.
00:02:01She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:19She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:37My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:43Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:43What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:47What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:50Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:54Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56It would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:04Oh, you're awake.
00:04:06Thank God.
00:04:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:11Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:13She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:23What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:25What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:26What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:28Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:30You can do whatever you want.
00:04:31Just stay awake from my grandma.
00:04:32You got it?
00:04:32What the hell?
00:04:37What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:47Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56Oh!
00:05:04What?
00:05:05I'm alive.
00:05:06Wait, what?
00:05:07What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:11I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:13What did you do?
00:05:13You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:17You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Okay, what did you do?
00:05:23My identity is complicated.
00:05:24If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:28Excuse me.
00:05:29I am Blair Woods, heirish to the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:33Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:38You're completely insane.
00:05:39You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that.
00:05:43I changed my mind.
00:05:44The wedding is back on.
00:05:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:46He's trying to kill me.
00:05:47Absolutely not.
00:05:49We cannot do that.
00:05:49Blair!
00:05:51It's your choice.
00:05:53Him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice.
00:05:58Him or me.
00:06:01Fine.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Wait, does it mean he's back or getting divorced?
00:06:04Yo.
00:06:05I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:12What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:17You're dumbed.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:21Too short.
00:06:22Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:25What?
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:30This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:32Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:35Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:38So, and you know what?
00:06:39Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:41I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, dream on, loser.
00:06:45What the fuck?
00:06:47Blair?
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
00:06:55Well, her taste in men sucks.
00:06:58He has a coward.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Okay, let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:06And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:08I'll meet you at the turf.
00:07:11Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:14Okay, but, like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:24Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:27I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:40Alright, 857.
00:07:44Alright, what's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:48Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:51Oh, uh, uh...
00:07:53Come here, where did I talk to you?
00:07:56What's your name?
00:07:57Leanne Long.
00:07:58Leanne Long.
00:08:00Uh-huh.
00:08:01Are you two sure about this?
00:08:03Yep.
00:08:05Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:07and I'm not going to lie, this woman might need a checkup from the neck up.
00:08:10Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:13Um, please pass us our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:18Alright.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:32You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:44Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:51My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
00:08:55Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife,
00:09:00through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:03Alright then.
00:09:05And Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:09Please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:20Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:23Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:25God.
00:09:25Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Uh, excuse me, under normal circumstances,
00:09:55you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:57Oh, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:04Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:07Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:16You know we're passionate.
00:10:18I know I am a good kisser, Your Honor.
00:10:19I could be a good kiss for this forever.
00:10:23This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental tie.
00:10:31It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:37No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:39You should take it back.
00:10:40No, we're married.
00:10:41It's yours now.
00:10:43Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:45And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:47Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Let's go home, husband.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:03You try to save my life.
00:11:08You're not as annoying as I thought you were.
00:11:13You're not as annoying as I thought you were.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:25It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV is.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is better than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too.
00:11:56So...
00:11:57No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay in my...
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look.
00:12:08If you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:12Why?
00:12:15Softed little princess.
00:12:17You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Um, aren't you afraid of what I might do to you?
00:12:27What?
00:12:27Oh, what are you...
00:12:28What is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:55A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry.
00:13:01I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:03I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:18Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait.
00:13:25Just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put.
00:13:26I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife.
00:13:35Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like...
00:13:41Trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:55Don't wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no.
00:14:10It was on the bed.
00:14:11You get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalrous ladies first?
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:25Well, didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:37I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:49I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:54Wait.
00:14:56No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:02Oh, my God.
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously.
00:15:24Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near in that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skin care,
00:15:30I will legit eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:36Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:43Hmm.
00:15:48Hmm.
00:15:52Shit.
00:15:53Oh, God.
00:15:55This woman is terrifying.
00:15:57Hmm.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:59Shit.
00:16:01Hmm.
00:16:07Trust process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:41Slay.
00:16:42Oh.
00:16:44Mom.
00:16:45I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look.
00:16:49You're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:08Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right, put that down.
00:17:19I'll show you.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21I hate it.
00:17:31Okay.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Uh, don't move or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:39You're going to put that on you.
00:17:42No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:52Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:55Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You can rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:00Oh, shower?
00:18:02What?
00:18:02All right.
00:18:22No peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch.
00:18:27Really much?
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:32Yeah.
00:18:50Somebody named Raven.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah.
00:18:55Whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:18:58Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Mouse me up.
00:19:21And I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:22Uh, oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:28So, your boy's outside and he said something about the show.
00:19:31What?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:32Well, you told me that mm-hmm, so I mm-hmm.
00:19:34Okay.
00:19:36Shit.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Wait, hold up.
00:19:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:42What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least on some underwear.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:46Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:58I...
00:19:59Am I interrupting something?
00:20:03Hmm.
00:20:04So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:22What?
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:26Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:28The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and, uh, just we clicked
00:20:39instantly and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:20:58I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:19She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:26out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:29Get to the point.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:54Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:03You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:14Your wife or your life.
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:22Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:25Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:38No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:23:03Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:06Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:11What's the feeling?
00:23:15Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23What's the feeling?
00:23:27Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:35Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:37Grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40Please.
00:23:40We truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:55I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:23:59What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:13But fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:17Mia?
00:24:20How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:37Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:42Like, they get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:49That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57All he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, Grandma.
00:25:05But it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:08Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:14And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:18So, love who you love.
00:25:23As for you,
00:25:25if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:35As for you,
00:25:37if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:42you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:46Grandma,
00:25:46I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:01Target's been spotted.
00:26:07Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:15Oh, my God.
00:26:16Liam.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done,
00:26:29but someone tagged me.
00:26:32Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole.
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:49Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:03while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:07Plot twist.
00:27:08So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:14Oh, wait.
00:27:23Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hands?
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands
00:27:37with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:39Even for fake couples?
00:27:45Studies show that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:47actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try
00:27:52not talking.
00:27:52And maybe you should stop
00:27:54reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:00So?
00:28:01Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally
00:28:11cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super-secret agent
00:28:14cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17But I sure that mission
00:28:18nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking
00:28:21this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk,
00:28:27why do you do it?
00:28:28The super-secret agent stuff.
00:28:29It just seems, like,
00:28:31dangerous to AF.
00:28:33For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:43Well, she looks
00:28:45really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:50She taught me
00:28:51how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:55So this is how
00:28:56you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation
00:29:05going to get your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:11But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18Well,
00:29:19besides me,
00:29:20who else is going to help you now?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff,
00:29:25I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:27teach her.
00:29:27You're the super-secret agent, right?
00:29:29I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous
00:29:30this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford
00:29:35to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:39You're planning on
00:29:40doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:52Fine.
00:29:53Fine.
00:29:53Fine.
00:29:53Fine.
00:29:54What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously just pat my head
00:30:01like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me feel
00:30:04weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:07Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:13Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29Do I like him?
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second, I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:51What?
00:30:52What?
00:30:53What?
00:30:53What?
00:30:54What?
00:30:55What?
00:30:55What?
00:30:56What?
00:30:56This is the whole plan?
00:30:59That's just the table of contents.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02So just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:04What?
00:31:05Ah!
00:31:06Ah!
00:31:07Ah!
00:31:08Ah!
00:31:09Ah!
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:11Ah!
00:31:12Ah!
00:31:13Ah!
00:31:14Ah!
00:31:1550!
00:31:16Ah!
00:31:17Okay, keep going!
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:19This plan isn't humane.
00:31:20That was just the warm up.
00:31:21What?
00:31:22Ah!
00:31:23Ah!
00:31:24Ah!
00:31:25Ah!
00:31:26Oh!
00:31:27Oh!
00:31:28Oh!
00:31:29Damn!
00:31:30My body's kinda hot.
00:31:31Oh!
00:31:32Oh!
00:31:33Oh!
00:31:34Oh!
00:31:35Oh!
00:31:36Oh!
00:31:37Damn!
00:31:38My body's kinda hot.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Hands to yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:43Ugh.
00:31:44Ugh!
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46Relax.
00:31:47That's your own body.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:50Okay, relax.
00:31:51That's your own body.
00:31:52Okay, relax. That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back, I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself. A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself. The main character's not gonna be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:20Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Uh, rare jewelry.
00:32:24Ancient artifacts.
00:32:26Oh, I know. Limited edition nervous.
00:32:34My babies. Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:43Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No, you have to touch it yourself. You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:51I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:00How about this one?
00:33:07Not bad. It's an M200. Longest-range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:12But it's bolt-action. It's definitely not beginner-friendly.
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:25I raise your weapon.
00:33:44Gun up.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:51Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:00Yeah, of course.
00:34:01Yeah, of course.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:06Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Focus on it and just...
00:34:14So...
00:34:15Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh, that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:28Where are you?
00:34:31Those cheating bastards.
00:34:40I don't want to kill...
00:34:40No, you're not.
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I work to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey.
00:35:22Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:28I did everything for her.
00:35:36I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:47And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with Ethan.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying for three hours?
00:35:58If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:00I know.
00:36:01Well, you know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:07They used me for my money, and I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off that easy.
00:36:17And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:35Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with trauma.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54Dear husband.
00:36:54Dear husband.
00:36:54Blair?
00:37:17I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with me.
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:48You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50Hey, I'm Tasha, her best friend.
00:37:53Oh, you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:58Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:09I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:22Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:36This little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful to one girl.
00:38:51Hey.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me, and I just want you to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:17Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:27You, you're making things up.
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Go then.
00:39:33Everyone, airdrop's on.
00:39:36Just let me know if you want to.
00:39:46You bitch.
00:39:47You spied on me.
00:39:50Watch out.
00:39:50You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:01If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:13You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:20Please.
00:40:25Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work, I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:36Hmm.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:42Whatever.
00:40:43Whatever.
00:40:44Damn it!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:50Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:40:58Oh shit.
00:41:05Can you hear me of this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:18Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:25Bye.
00:41:27Jesus, come on.
00:41:34Miss Woods.
00:41:36Thank God you're here. We've got a problem.
00:41:38Hey, besties. Today we're confronting this Woods company face to face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:45What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:48This. This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible. Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:41:59You're all saying this, right?
00:42:01Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:03Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:05Fine.
00:42:06If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:09And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:13Oh, yeah. Go on. Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:18Let me guess.
00:42:27You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:32How the hell does she know?
00:42:35Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results in an hour.
00:42:39What? No, I would never do something like this.
00:42:42Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:45I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:51Wait.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:59You dare question my wife's reputation?
00:43:03Nice sign.
00:43:04That face rash is makeup.
00:43:06Are you serious?
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:08Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:12Congratulations.
00:43:13Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:15Insecurity.
00:43:16No, no, no.
00:43:17I'm so sorry.
00:43:18I didn't mean to.
00:43:19It wasn't a mistake.
00:43:20No.
00:43:21Let go of me.
00:43:22Let me go.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:33I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:37I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:40How'd she get in here?
00:43:41No clearance.
00:43:42No invite.
00:43:43It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:52You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:54Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:56Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:02I bet your ex-fiancee Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:20One day, I'm gonna blow his brains out.
00:44:24Okay, we're agents, not assassins.
00:44:27Quit pouting.
00:44:28Grab your jacket.
00:44:29We're going out.
00:44:38This place is nice.
00:44:39No, you're not here to party.
00:44:40Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:41You see that bartender over there?
00:44:42He's gonna take you to Marion.
00:44:43She hands out the assignments.
00:44:44Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:45Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:44:46And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:44:48Of course she is.
00:44:49You really like bourbon hearts everywhere, huh?
00:44:50Relax.
00:44:51Never even touched her.
00:44:52You're so messy.
00:44:53Messy.
00:44:54Messy.
00:44:55Messy.
00:44:56I don't know, you're gonna have to go alone.
00:44:57And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:02Of course she is.
00:45:03You really like bourbon hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:04Relax.
00:45:05Never even touched her.
00:45:06You're so messy.
00:45:07Messy.
00:45:08I see.
00:45:10I don't know.
00:45:12And I'm gonna have to go alone.
00:45:13You're so messy.
00:45:14Messy.
00:45:15I don't know.
00:45:16I don't know.
00:45:17I don't know.
00:45:18I know.
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20I don't know.
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:22I don't know.
00:45:23Hey, Brady, you alone?
00:45:44I'm gonna get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little fun.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:53Come on, just relax a little.
00:45:55It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:58Oh, my God.
00:45:58Take a sip.
00:45:59Take a sip.
00:46:00Come on, just take a sip.
00:46:01Take a sip.
00:46:04Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:16Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:32Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Not tonight.
00:46:39Let me guess.
00:46:41This is about her.
00:46:44What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me, that is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Rick.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:02She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:12An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:35Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50He's married, Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:02Let's see if my little bird stays real.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:13You little bitch, you want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:25Isn't that Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:29My God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32Listen, Nighthawk, please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:48:51Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:14Don't worry.
00:49:15Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:24I'll protect you.
00:49:24Okay, careful.
00:49:40If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like it.
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I, you, you're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:54No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57It's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we, technically we're already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:16It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:22But, who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:28Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:33Uh, yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:38But, um, I don't know, I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:44Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:55And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six, as a man.
00:51:00Okay, um, no, we, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine, I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:06Oh, my God, I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:23Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on, I'm, I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:44You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:50Ethan.
00:51:51Son of a bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:07Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25It's back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:42Nice.
00:52:43Nice.
00:52:44Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:48Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:54So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:02Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:11Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:17I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair.
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:37Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:49We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:50What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company,
00:54:05making her the majority shareholder,
00:54:06and as such,
00:54:08the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan Grayson,
00:54:14Tasha Blake,
00:54:15you are fired.
00:54:18No, no, no.
00:54:19You see,
00:54:20I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy,
00:54:25take a long, hard looking man
00:54:27if you even have one.
00:54:28This company,
00:54:29I...
00:54:30My wife built it
00:54:32and she gave it to you
00:54:33and now she's taking it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing.
00:54:36We know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit
00:54:39for predatory competition,
00:54:40so get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:44I worked my ass off to get here
00:54:47and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:49Can't I have one damn thing without you feeling it too?
00:54:54No!
00:55:08Somebody call an ambulance!
00:55:09I think we will see you in peace.
00:55:13As long as you're safe.
00:55:23Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag your mind in chains.
00:55:28If he dies,
00:55:34I will make sure
00:55:36that you go down with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed
00:55:45for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later,
00:55:52he'd be gone.
00:55:53Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's give you true love
00:55:57with some privacy.
00:56:08Why did you take the hit from me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:16What the hell would I do then?
00:56:23It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:30I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:32I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:53I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:02I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:04I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:06No way.
00:57:07We switched back.
00:57:11No way.
00:57:13We switched back.
00:57:15Liam.
00:57:17Liam, wake up.
00:57:17We're back.
00:57:18We switched back.
00:57:19Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything.
00:57:33I don't fucking care.
00:57:35Waited too long.
00:57:40It's gone.
00:57:42Everything's gone.
00:57:42You have to help me.
00:57:44Pathetic.
00:57:45You've got some nerve calling me.
00:57:47Gloria,
00:57:48you're the one who gave the order.
00:57:49This is on you.
00:57:51So,
00:57:51if you don't want your little secret
00:57:53going in public,
00:57:54I suggest you help me.
00:57:55Fine.
00:57:56One last shot.
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture.
00:58:00This time,
00:58:01for good.
00:58:07How are you feeling?
00:58:11Do you want something?
00:58:14What,
00:58:15do you need something?
00:58:16Didn't she say holding hands
00:58:17helps with pain?
00:58:19And didn't you say
00:58:20that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah,
00:58:21well,
00:58:21I did some research.
00:58:23It turns out,
00:58:24uh,
00:58:24it's just somebody you love
00:58:25that actually works.
00:58:28Yeah,
00:58:29well,
00:58:29I did some research.
00:58:30It turns out,
00:58:31uh,
00:58:32it's just somebody you love
00:58:33that actually works.
00:58:36Um,
00:58:37okay.
00:58:38since you're so
00:58:41into me,
00:58:43um,
00:58:45I guess you can
00:58:46stay in my husband
00:58:47for a little longer.
00:58:48Okay.
00:58:56You know,
00:58:57I never thought that I'd fall in love
00:58:58with somebody who can.
00:59:00I mean,
00:59:00this whole
00:59:01body switch nonsense
00:59:03happened.
00:59:03sometimes we switch back.
00:59:09I guess prayers
00:59:10really do work.
00:59:15Um,
00:59:16I'm gonna
00:59:16get some water.
00:59:18Wow.
00:59:28The infamously
00:59:29cold-blooded agent
00:59:30taking a knife
00:59:31for a woman.
00:59:32It's romantic enough
00:59:33to make me cry.
00:59:35Almost.
00:59:36Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Does it ever occur
00:59:40to you what's going
00:59:41to happen when your
00:59:42cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life,
00:59:44Liam.
00:59:44How many times
00:59:45are you gonna throw
00:59:46it in front of hers?
00:59:48He's right.
00:59:49As long as she's with me,
00:59:50she'll always be in danger.
00:59:52God,
00:59:53what the hell do I do?
01:00:03You know,
01:00:03I do hate to break up
01:00:04this little soap opera,
01:00:05but you do realize
01:00:06that there is
01:00:07a third wheel here,
01:00:08right?
01:00:08Um,
01:00:09okay,
01:00:09I'm gonna just
01:00:09let you guys talk.
01:00:18What?
01:00:20Spit it out.
01:00:21Just a heads up,
01:00:22Liam.
01:00:23You blew off the mission.
01:00:24You pissed off the client.
01:00:26Glory's not exactly
01:00:27pleased with you.
01:00:29I'm just saying,
01:00:30watch your back.
01:00:34Understood.
01:00:35But no one's touching Blair.
01:00:37Not now,
01:00:37not ever.
01:00:38All this fuss
01:00:49for a girl.
01:00:53You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird
01:00:56long enough,
01:00:57they start to think
01:00:58that they can fly
01:00:58all on their own.
01:01:01I'm sorry,
01:01:02man.
01:01:02Save it.
01:01:04Go take your punishment.
01:01:05This Blair Woods
01:01:12has to die.
01:01:22Hey, Queen.
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Want to have some fun?
01:01:26Okay, cool.
01:01:30Liam,
01:01:31we should go dancing tonight.
01:01:32We can finally relax a bit.
01:01:34I'm not going.
01:01:37Figures.
01:01:38Guess you only suck around
01:01:40because of the body swap.
01:01:41Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably
01:01:46finalize the divorce.
01:01:50What are you talking about?
01:01:52That was the deal, right?
01:01:55Once we switch back,
01:01:57we call it.
01:02:00Fine.
01:02:01Fine.
01:02:04It's not like I'm
01:02:05desperate to stay married
01:02:06to you anyways.
01:02:19Cheers.
01:02:21You've been married
01:02:22for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even
01:02:24seen your husband.
01:02:26Come on.
01:02:28Bring him out tonight.
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage.
01:02:31We're going to get
01:02:32divorced soon.
01:02:33Yeah, but you still
01:02:34like him though.
01:02:36I mean, I...
01:02:39Then go for it.
01:02:41Playing it safe
01:02:41is never your style.
01:02:45Wait, no, girl.
01:02:47You are wasted.
01:02:48I'm calling a cab.
01:02:50No.
01:02:51No, come on.
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore.
01:02:54Please, you can go out
01:02:55whenever you want.
01:02:56It's not like your husband
01:02:57is going to stop you.
01:02:58You don't have to say
01:02:59it like that.
01:03:02Oh, my God.
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:21Oh, my God.
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:24How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:25Blair?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband.
01:03:32Nice to meet you.
01:03:34Damn, Blair.
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked
01:03:37off a CQ cover.
01:03:39Yeah, I literally
01:03:40bumped into him
01:03:41on the street.
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:43Damn, girl.
01:03:44You are so lucky.
01:03:46What does he do?
01:03:48Um, he's...
01:03:50A model.
01:03:51Yeah, he's a model.
01:03:53I knew it!
01:03:55Come on, show us some photos.
01:03:57No, no, another time, I promise.
01:03:59But tonight, I'm going through
01:04:00stealing my wife away from you
01:04:01because she's a little drunk.
01:04:02What?
01:04:03No.
01:04:05Bye, Blair.
01:04:06Come back soon.
01:04:07Jeez, okay, slow down.
01:04:14No, you're going too fast.
01:04:16You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma.
01:04:20Thanks, though.
01:04:22Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up.
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls,
01:04:28asshole.
01:04:28Well, I want more
01:04:30than just a thanks.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:36Okay.
01:04:37Just breathe.
01:04:38Here.
01:04:40I'm going to put you
01:04:41right here.
01:04:43You okay?
01:04:47Thanks.
01:04:49I'm going to grab you
01:04:49some water.
01:04:51Wait here.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:58What the hell?
01:05:10If you scream,
01:05:12I'll kill you.
01:05:21Claire!
01:05:23Claire!
01:05:24Claire!
01:05:24Oh, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:59That look.
01:06:02I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite
01:06:10living off of women's success,
01:06:12so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:16Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:19You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:21You know,
01:06:24the thought that I ever dated you
01:06:26makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice.
01:06:30Well, you want to know something fun,
01:06:33Blair, do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:36Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:44Raven.
01:06:45I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:51But,
01:06:52if you transfer all of your shares
01:06:55into my account,
01:06:56I might just tell you
01:06:57who actually wants you dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:04You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:07A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:17Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:27Hey,
01:07:28Blair.
01:07:29Blair.
01:07:29Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me
01:07:39if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:46You okay?
01:07:47You keep saving me
01:07:48if you're just gonna push me away.
01:07:50I was scared.
01:07:52Scared that you'd get hurt
01:07:53because of me.
01:07:55But I'm done pushing you away,
01:07:56Blair.
01:07:56I'm not gonna let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:13My turn.
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:19I!
01:08:21You were in way over your head.
01:08:24Ah, fine.
01:08:31I'll tell you.
01:08:32I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:37You know?
01:08:37The ones that the
01:08:38legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off
01:08:42the wrong viewers.
01:08:44What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:48Stay behind me.
01:09:04Nice, Liam.
01:09:05Still sharp.
01:09:07Just as I trained you.
01:09:08Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:22Aesthetic.
01:09:23Mom?
01:09:24Chloe?
01:09:26Long time to see, Blair.
01:09:31You're looking more
01:09:32than her like your father
01:09:33all the time.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:35That is not a compliment.
01:09:37My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:42I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:53Gloria,
01:09:54what are you talking about?
01:09:56Of course your grandmother
01:09:59never mentioned me.
01:10:01She only ever had eyes
01:10:02for her precious son.
01:10:05But don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:08Just think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And then little old witch is next.
01:10:13You mean that my father's death
01:10:15wasn't an accident?
01:10:17No.
01:10:17No.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:23The Woods family fortune
01:10:25should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:32Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:34Good boy.
01:10:46So you're choosing her
01:10:47over me?
01:10:48I'm not going to let anyone
01:10:51hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:55Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:10:57What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:21Now lay down
01:11:22and die quietly,
01:11:23won't you?
01:11:25What's happening?
01:11:26Poison gas.
01:11:28Now lay down
01:11:29and die quietly,
01:11:30won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing
01:11:31the same way
01:11:32that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:35That means there must be
01:11:36an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that
01:11:40rotten wood
01:11:40family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this
01:11:42won't save you.
01:11:44I and
01:11:45I alone
01:11:46have the antidote.
01:11:48Oh.
01:11:50You really are
01:11:53my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did
01:11:56never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:11:59I'm never wanted
01:12:00who was mine
01:12:01and it will crush
01:12:02anywhere who gets
01:12:02in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not
01:12:05your weapon, Liam.
01:12:06And if you try
01:12:06to hurt her,
01:12:07I'm going to fight you
01:12:08with everything you got.
01:12:09even after everything
01:12:29that you did,
01:12:30Grandma still left
01:12:31half of her estate
01:12:32to you.
01:12:34She never stopped
01:12:35loving you.
01:12:36you don't deserve
01:12:37any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve
01:12:38a damn thing.
01:12:41Lies!
01:12:42After we finish him,
01:12:44you're next.
01:12:47Once I finish him,
01:12:49you're next.
01:12:51Ah!
01:12:53Glory Woods!
01:12:55Drop the weapon
01:12:55and surrender!
01:12:58Hands up in the air!
01:12:59Turn around slowly!
01:13:00Don't reach for anything!
01:13:02Drop the weapon now!
01:13:03Pass the top of your head!
01:13:08Stop moving!
01:13:09Don't resist, lady!
01:13:10Turn around!
01:13:11She's reaching for something.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:13Sit back!
01:13:15We're stuck.
01:13:16I swear
01:13:17I will kill them both.
01:13:18Laurie!
01:13:19Stop!
01:13:21Your brother!
01:13:22He died
01:13:23trying to save you!
01:13:24You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria, no!
01:13:27He paid off
01:13:28that scumbag
01:13:29boyfriend of yours.
01:13:30Ten million dollars
01:13:32just to keep you safe!
01:13:35He pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you.
01:13:39And
01:13:40even when you were gone,
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:43until the day he died.
01:13:48You're lying.
01:13:49You're just saying,
01:13:50Mr. Trent,
01:13:50save her.
01:13:52But I am not
01:13:53falling for him!
01:13:55Enough!
01:13:55Enough!
01:13:55Enough!
01:13:55This
01:14:00ends here.
01:14:05You're in the right.
01:14:06Put your hands behind you.
01:14:06No!
01:14:07No!
01:14:07Get off of me!
01:14:08Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell out of me!
01:14:11Oh dear, you!
01:14:12Get the hell out of me!
01:14:14You okay?
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:15Get the hell out of me!
01:14:22Get the hell out of me!
01:14:23Get the hell out of me!
01:14:24Get the hell out of me!
01:14:24Get the hell out of me!
01:14:25Get the hell out of me!
01:14:25Get the hell out of me!
01:14:26Former intelligence operative
01:14:27Gloria Woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy
01:14:30and kidnapping.
01:14:31Source confirm
01:14:32she is the second daughter
01:14:34of the prominent
01:14:34Woods family.
01:14:36Hey.
01:14:39How did you find her?
01:14:41You're good people.
01:14:42Don't let Raven's
01:14:44slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:46I think I'm just
01:14:47tracking his top tier.
01:14:50Didn't Gloria
01:14:51use you for years?
01:14:53Aren't you
01:14:54angry?
01:14:58I was.
01:14:59But, um...
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:04I guess I'm done.
01:15:06Carrie.
01:15:10From now on,
01:15:11I'll be by your side.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:21Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:25Okay, so, uh...
01:15:27Forks are actually
01:15:28kind of a challenge
01:15:29for me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so...
01:15:33What I'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me
01:15:35to feed you.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:38Okay?
01:15:41You know what I want
01:15:43more than pasta?
01:15:44Okay, what?
01:15:47You...
01:15:47Blair wins.
01:16:03Can you marry me?
01:16:04Again?
01:16:08But for real to say?
01:16:10Yeah.
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:11What?
01:16:17Okay.
01:16:21Yeah.
01:16:21Yeah.
01:16:22But for real to sell,
01:16:22I like to be
01:16:23you.
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