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00:00...at tomorrow.
00:22Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:25And now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:28Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:33Whoo! Let's do it!
00:40Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:41Thank you, come here. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:44Hello and welcome to AFV.
00:46Now, I must warn you that we made tonight's show extra funny.
00:50A little too funny, I'm afraid,
00:52so avoid drinking any liquids during the show
00:54for fear of doing a spit-take on a family member.
00:58Unless you've been wanting to do a spit-take on a family member
01:01and have just been waiting for the right excuse,
01:03in which case, forget what I just said,
01:05let the spit-takes begin.
01:07It's already 8 at night, it's so light, you guys.
01:11It's a beautiful evening to go boating.
01:16It's a valley, I know. Oh, my gosh.
01:21But she has to settle for floating.
01:24Interesting day on the ladies' team.
01:31A little-known method for scaring off bees?
01:34Littering!
01:41Jump out of the bed immediately.
01:43Or I'm going to quit doing that.
01:44And then I'm going to take away treats like the cookies we just made.
01:47And then we're going to stop doing stuff like cheerleading
01:49or anything like that.
01:50If you don't, start listening.
01:51So lay down.
01:52So that's how I want to play, huh?
02:03Before they decided to have a garage sale,
02:05they thought about just throwing their junk out.
02:07Well, it's still not too late.
02:20I don't know what this is.
02:21I don't know if I want to open it.
02:22Yeah, you don't have to.
02:24Ooh!
02:25All right!
02:27Good job, Allie!
02:28Whoo!
02:29Oh, my God, no, no!
02:32Well, the bridal shower invite didn't say,
02:34no kids allowed.
02:37The hoverboard craze started with a bang
02:44and ended with a smash.
02:51Please, let's close the window!
02:56There are two L's in llama
03:01and a whole lot of snot.
03:03That was fun!
03:04That was fun!
03:05That was fun!
03:12Release the hounds.
03:16It's time to go to the dog park.
03:19Oh, whiskey.
03:20Oh, honey.
03:22Are you serious right now?
03:24Oh, God.
03:26You're going to get me in trouble.
03:28I don't know if he's doing this because he loves mud
03:31or because he loves baths.
03:38All right.
03:39Wait.
03:40Stolen.
03:41She's trying the temptation challenge with her German shepherd.
03:45Stolen.
03:46Hey.
03:47Stolen.
03:48And that German shepherd's about to learn that it doesn't always pay to play by the rules.
03:53Especially when there's peanut butter on the line.
03:55Freeze!
04:04Some dogs bet.
04:05Some take a more hands-on approach.
04:07Three.
04:08She's like, look.
04:09Look, I'm a snake.
04:15Who did this?
04:17Who did it?
04:19She has a bad poker face.
04:22Who did that?
04:24And an even worse poker tail.
04:26Hershey?
04:28Was it you?
04:31Are you stuck, Romeo?
04:34Did you fall into a movie trap?
04:46Subtlety is not this dog's specialty.
04:48Aw, who can resist those sad puppy dog eyes?
05:09Someone tell him that he has a dog license, not a captain's license.
05:14Who, look him up!
05:23When you're having fun with your family, time flies.
05:26But when you're with your family watching videos of other people having fun with their families,
05:31time flies even faster.
05:33If you don't know what I mean, you will in another minute and 13 seconds.
05:37We come together, yeah, in stormy weather.
05:40And when it rains, you make it better.
05:44There's no you or I and we.
05:47Good times, bad times, you can count on me.
05:49We laugh, we cry, we family.
05:51Our roots in the twine just like a tree, yeah.
05:54To and fro, here we go.
05:56That's how we rollin', yeah.
05:58Back and forth, give and take.
06:00Let me kiss that boy.
06:02I got you.
06:05And you got me.
06:08Take all the pieces and they fit naturally.
06:13We're like family.
06:15We're just like family.
06:17We talk all day like words of time.
06:19When we disagree, we know things are fine.
06:21We gon' bounce right back, show a slice of pie.
06:23Two birds of a feather, that's how we fly.
06:25I got your back, you got mine.
06:27So if I beatbox, you kick the rhyme.
06:29Like, I'm groovin', you groovin', hey.
06:31I'm rollin', you rollin', hey.
06:33I got you.
06:35Yeah.
06:37And you got me.
06:41Take all the pieces and they fit naturally.
06:45We're like family.
06:47We're just like family.
06:48We're just like family.
06:53Got a funny video?
06:55Upload it to AFV.com.
06:59Take all the pieces and they fit naturally.
07:03We're like family.
07:09Half of the world is below average intelligence.
07:13That's not an insult.
07:15That's just simple math.
07:17Well, it's simple math for some people.
07:20I mean, not the people in this Boneheads package,
07:22but you know, some people.
07:25Nice cactuses.
07:27Or is it cacti?
07:29Well, whatever they're called, you probably don't want to sit on them.
07:36Good!
07:43The question we got on that little quiz last night when you were taking a bath,
07:49and it was when was basically America founded,
07:53and you didn't know the date.
07:55Do you remember what it was?
07:57No.
07:59It's not relevant.
08:01No one cares.
08:03No, no one cares?
08:05Why?
08:06What does your shirt say?
08:08I don't know.
08:09I hope they're not paying this guy by the hour.
08:28Hey, you got your Oreos!
08:30You stole your Oreos!
08:32I knew what bears do in the woods,
08:35and now I know what they do in the parking lot.
08:36Hi, Bear!
08:38I really didn't mean it.
08:40Ah!
08:41He's right there!
08:43I just hope he doesn't come back for milk.
08:47This is why they don't wear corsages in the LPGA.
08:50You ready?
08:51Yep.
08:52He brought his new driver all the way up the mountain.
08:53He should have brought his new gloves, too.
08:54I'm getting it.
08:55I'm getting it.
08:56I'm so glad I got that on video.
08:58I'm so glad I got that on video.
08:59Trash cans aren't really a drink.
09:00I'm getting it.
09:01I'm so glad I got that on video.
09:02I'm getting it.
09:03I'm so glad I got that on video.
09:04Trash cans aren't really a top-shelf item.
09:05I'm so glad I got that on video.
09:07Trash cans aren't really a top-shelf item.
09:09Oh, you're doing it.
09:10There you go!
09:11I'm getting it.
09:13Oh, you're doing it.
09:14I'm so glad I got it on video.
09:16Oh, you're doing it all the way up the mountain.
09:18He should have brought his new gloves, too.
09:19I'm getting it.
09:20I'm so glad I got that on video.
09:25Oh, you're doing it.
09:27Trash cans aren't really a top-shelf item.
09:30most of us know someone who's gotten suckered on some crypto scam it's terrible in fact i don't
09:45know what's worse losing money in crypto or getting hit really hard in the you know what
09:51well good news now you don't have to choose let's face it we all have dreams of getting rich
09:58but if you want to be some fat cat rolling around in money you need to either be a ceo win the lottery
10:05or invest in crypto if you'd invested in bitcoin years ago you'd be sitting pretty today
10:11but don't worry you haven't totally missed the boat introducing groin coin groin coin is the
10:18cryptocurrency that'll make you richer than you ever thunk just by shooting videos of dudes getting
10:23hit in the junk it's a digital currency yes a virtual coin that you earn when a man takes a
10:30shot to the groin most crypto is confusing what is it how exactly does it work the answer is nobody
10:38knows but groin coin is simple every time you capture someone getting hit in the business
10:44you earn a token that can be used to purchase goods or services from any merchant that accepts it
10:50so far the only business that takes growing coin is a vegan mexican restaurant in central arkansas
10:56but as word spreads we expect it to be accepted nationwide this world just seems to keep getting
11:02dumber so there's no reason to think that groin coin could make you the next billionaire grab your phone
11:09and aim it at a male friend who tends to make bad decisions and get ready to get rich groin coin will
11:15make you wealthy on either earth or venus just by shooting videos of guys getting hit in the you know
11:21special place
11:27animals are a big part of afv in fact they're practically my co-stars but don't tell them that
11:34they'd probably want to share my dressing room and i can only imagine what that would smell like
11:38anyway if you want to see animals go from supporting role to starring role check out disney's
11:42zootopia 2 in theaters soon until then here are some animals afv style this is our second attempt
11:50to recording this the cheetah was sitting here quietly behaving then it started pacing and going back and
11:58forth attentively looking see that intense look by the cheetah why does the cheetah look like this because mom
12:07is wearing a giraffe print
12:12she has the cheetah's full and undivided attention
12:14and it's something because that's what i'm saying
12:23i should see
12:24flamingos are pink
12:25i'm
12:25i'm
12:25and more curious than you'd think
12:30thank you
12:35are you crushing
12:38smoky says
12:39oh today
12:41He's going out there smoky's one of those horses that wishes his owner would hurry up and retire to Florida
13:00They put a lock on that garbage bin
13:11This kind of amateur stuff may keep out raccoons, but it won't work on this guy
13:27This isn't nearly as relaxing as the brochure said it would be
13:37Well at least she discovered a sheep form of transportation
13:41Oh
13:48Technically the alligator found this fishing spot before you did so he feels he's entitled to whatever you catch and
13:55Since you didn't ask for permission to fish here. He's gonna take your fishing rod too for good measure
14:11I
14:17AFV premiered in
14:191989 which means the signals from that first broadcast are now hurtling through space 36 light years away
14:25That means an alien race might have seen them and thought yeah, let's not go to earth
14:31There's no intelligent life worth investigating which would mean that AFV may have accidentally prevented an alien invasion
14:40You're welcome
14:42She's porky which makes the bench stop working
14:48Stop working
14:50Why doesn't he do that in the game, mom?
15:07Why doesn't he do that in the game?
15:20Garfield hates Mondays. This cat hates everything.
15:33Wow, stuntman training starts early in this house.
15:50Some fans are sports nuts. Others just hope there will be nuts at the game.
15:54Who's at the fence watching with me?
16:00Want some food?
16:01How does a baby who can't talk tell you she's hungry?
16:04I think she likes it.
16:13The tie and dress pants do not scream game ready.
16:20She'll never forget her first trip to the petting zoo.
16:34People love a good mystery. Why, you ask?
16:46Because mysteries are fun, duh.
16:48What, did you think I was gonna say, nobody knows it's a mystery?
16:52I mean, come on, I'm better than that.
16:54Usually.
16:56Put your sleuthing cap on and get ready for some fun solved mysteries.
17:03A cocktail conundrum. Why did Haley stop wanting to cheers when she has a few beers?
17:17A vexing vehicle question. What car drives all the chicks crazy?
17:29A rotating riddle. Why is a Thompson's new pool running three months behind schedule?
17:37I'm flying! Woo!
17:43Stare back. William, stand back.
17:47An unordinary query. Why is the next generation of trapeze artists so hard to find?
17:53I'm ready. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
17:58A perplexing puzzle. Why were Ted's kids the first kids in the neighborhood to learn what friction was?
18:08There's nothing in my pocket. Your shirt was.
18:13Oof!
18:17These mysteries aren't just solved, they're fun solved.
18:26We're heading into the winner's circle. It's kind of like the VIP lounge of the AFV airport.
18:32There are no free snacks, but the videos contain people who won so much money,
18:36they can afford to buy their own snacks.
18:38It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past.
18:47Keep walking. Keep walking.
18:50Righteous!
18:55This paraglider's gonna need a paramedic.
18:59Come on. Come on. Come on.
19:01Get the jump. Get the jump.
19:04I ran.
19:06Let's do it again.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Now that was awesome.
19:13Let's do that again.
19:15When making a live stream, mirror placement matters more than you'd think.
19:30This is not the full body routine her followers were hoping for.
19:36I think this yoga move is called Backside Facing Husband.
19:50He can't wait to play his new game.
20:03He can't wait to play his new game.
20:12I don't know if...
20:15As soon as he's done being grounded.
20:17Oh, shoot.
20:19This young influencer's gonna need a whole bunch of subscribers to pay for a new TV.
20:33Let's circle back next week for another Winner's Circle.
20:46They say that the best way to learn a new language is to start with the phrases you're going to actually use the most.
21:00That's why whenever I learn a new language, I always start with the phrase, here, watch this.
21:05All right.
21:06Now, here, don't watch this.
21:08That's Italian.
21:11You learn a lot in college outside of the classroom, like what not to tie a hammock to.
21:18All right, so we're getting ready to go to school, and it is currently negative two degrees outside.
21:35Sub-freezing temperatures.
21:36Right?
21:37Or as I call it, nature's hairspray.
21:41Oui.
21:43Hurry.
21:44Here's one way to get your dad to stop ringing the doorbell.
21:47This kid's got the dance moves of a kid who's only playing baseball because his dad made him.
22:03This dog has a fear of heights.
22:18He builds up his monitor injection to be way worse than it is.
22:23Gah!
22:24Is that it?
22:25Oh, I wasn't bad.
22:26Ha!
22:27Oh, I didn't.
22:28Hey!
22:29Oh.
22:30Oh.
22:31Oh, my.
22:32Oh.
22:33Oh.
22:34What's that, I didn't?
22:35Oh.
22:36He killed on it!
22:37He builds up his monitor injection to be way worse than it is.
22:40Gah!
22:41Is that it?
22:42She's helping mom in the kitchen
22:55Letting her hold the phone is a recipe for disaster
23:01I'd use a fishing pole, but that's just me
23:14Did you ever notice the word dad
23:30Takes on a whole new meaning when it follows the words
23:33Nice one
23:33Dad implies authority
23:35Nice one dad implies buffoonery
23:38Dad radiates love
23:40Nice one dad radiates
23:42I love that that happened to you
23:43And I love that I got it on video
23:45This court has seen its fair share of trash talk
23:55Dad will help you go down the slide
24:10One way or another
24:11That dude with the shovel does something his son really digs
24:23Their dad doesn't have nearly enough zip for that zip line
24:41Quick send in the cavalry
24:54Or at least someone with a paddleboard
24:56I think that goose is mad he wasn't invited to the cookout
25:11I'm not getting down there near him
25:26He thinks those turkey burgers are someone he knows
25:33Dad's not an actual dentist but even a pretend dentist should know which tooth he's supposed to pull
25:46You pulled my top one out
25:51What?
25:52Not my bottom one
25:54Why'd you pull that one out?
25:59You pulled your top one out?
26:00Yeah
26:01Adam it was the bottom one
26:04My advice?
26:05Don't be messing with a bulging bottle of dressing
26:07I didn't do it
26:14I didn't do it
26:15I'm telling you something
26:16Want to solve the energy crisis?
26:22Figure out how to tap into the unlimited energy of a pet with the zoomies
26:27Seriously, how cool would it be to be able to say your house was puppy powered?
26:32Well until someone figures that out we'll have to settle for a montage of pets who were as crazy as it gets
26:38Oh my
26:49Lenny running
26:50Lenny running in circles
26:51Jenny running in circles
26:53Jenny running in circles
26:55kids running in circles
26:59Big electromagnetic circles
27:02Oh, my God.
27:32Oh, my God.
28:02Oh, my God.
28:04Oh, my God.
28:05Oh, my God.
28:08Oh, my God.
28:10Hey, Alfonso.
28:14Hey, Alphonto!
28:18Hey, Alphonto, can we see some more birthday videos?
28:22Ha-ha, okay, Isabelle and Isla.
28:25You want to see more birthday videos?
28:26Well, here is my gift to you.
28:28You might want to save the receipt in case they don't fit.
28:32Okay, Jason, tell me what you want for your birthday party.
28:34Give me his key for a minute.
28:35Oh.
28:41Are you done?
28:42Yep.
28:43Okay.
28:45Happy St. Patrick's Day, 76th birthday.
28:50I love to bake with you.
28:52I am glad that you did not die yet.
28:56I love to be with you so much.
28:59Thank you, Claire.
29:02Thank you so much.
29:06Hey.
29:07A new phone.
29:10New phone.
29:11And I hope a new protection plan came with it.
29:13You hate it.
29:19Forget the lap dance.
29:20Break out the lap cake.
29:21Bring in the shower.
29:23Happy birthday to you.
29:35Happy birthday to you.
29:35This 96-year-old thinks that age is just a number.
29:38And many more.
29:40Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:44And that number can be whatever you want it to be.
29:51John's 60.
29:52I had a birthday Thursday.
29:53The only person that didn't wish me a happy birthday is this one here snorting.
30:06Happy birthday.
30:07I'm sorry.
30:08I didn't get a birthday card from her.
30:09I'm sorry.
30:10I'm sorry.
30:11I'm sorry.
30:12From her.
30:13I'm sorry.
30:14I'm looking at your red face.
30:15I'm sorry.
30:16Now what do you think about this?
30:17I turned 58.
30:18I'm not too far behind him now, am I?
30:20I'm terrible.
30:21I'm terrible.
30:22I'm sorry.
30:23I spent too much going on at work.
30:26What did you do?
30:27Do you?
30:28No.
30:29Where's the cake?
30:31It's a good thing birthdays only come once a year.
30:34Where's the cake?
30:35Oh, there they.
30:37Oh my God.
30:38Really?
30:39I melted.
30:40Why you did that?
30:41Clean it?
30:42Um, clean it?
30:43Mommy has to clean it?
30:44Daddy, Mom.
30:45What?
30:46I sing happy birthday today.
30:47Do you want to sing happy birthday today?
30:48Yeah.
30:49His birthday is tomorrow, baby.
30:50No.
30:51It's tomorrow.
30:52Do you just want to sing me happy birthday so you can have some fun?
30:54No.
30:55No.
30:56Do you just want to sing me happy birthday so you can have some fun?
30:58No.
30:59No.
31:00No.
31:01No.
31:02No.
31:03No.
31:04No.
31:05You just want to sing me happy birthday so you can have some cake?
31:08Yeah.
31:09You don't care about my birthday?
31:10No.
31:11You just want the cake?
31:14Yeah.
31:15You know what the world needs now?
31:24An involuntary nose picker.
31:31Oh my gosh.
31:33I hope you've enjoyed an involuntary nose picker.
31:41Ever go to a concert and toward the end you get sad because you don't want it to end?
31:45Well, that's where we find ourselves.
31:47The show's almost over but I don't want you to get sad because then you won't enjoy what's
31:51left.
31:52Plus, we don't do that lame encore thing where we pretend the show's over and then I walk
31:56back out and do a little more.
31:58When I say goodnight, it really is goodnight.
32:01I got places to be.
32:03You know who's not a fan of above-ground pool horseplay?
32:06The neighbors down the hill.
32:08This woman doesn't think that bug zapper works.
32:09It's not bad.
32:11And as you might guess, she's just going to keep tempting fate.
32:21Oh.
32:22It's not doing anything.
32:23It's not doing anything.
32:24It's not doing anything.
32:25It's not doing anything.
32:26It's not doing anything.
32:27It's not doing anything.
32:28It's not doing anything.
32:29It's not doing anything.
32:30It's not doing anything.
32:31It's not doing anything.
32:32It's not doing anything.
32:33It's not doing anything.
32:34Oh.
32:35It's not doing anything.
32:36Whoa.
32:37Oh.
32:38It's done.
32:39It's not doing anything.
32:40Aw.
32:41It's not doing anything.
32:43Famous last words for a bug zapper tester.
32:45It's not doing anything.
32:47Taryn.
32:48You're a battery.
32:49It's not doing anything.
32:51Seriously?
32:53Ah!
32:58Please tell me you got that.
33:00What?
33:03I'm eating it.
33:07You're eating the wax, too?
33:09Yeah.
33:10How's it taste?
33:11Good.
33:12Like when I have to go.
33:14She's crazy, right?
33:18So I'm not sure I can come home today,
33:20because these have been outside my car all day.
33:24I try to get Tylenol.
33:26They start screaming.
33:29If geese have to fly south for the winter,
33:32they don't think it's fair that you get to just drive home from work.
33:44All the way.
33:45Follow me all the way back to the house.
33:47Sure, buying a lake house sounded like it would be relaxing.
33:56Ah, the old ice cube and the butt crack prank.
34:13But hold a celebration until you see that cube's final destination.
34:18Oh, no.
34:19Oh, no.
34:20I want that.
34:21There's no one second you gotta go.
34:22Tucker, you're late.
34:23Do something stupid.
34:24Fast.
34:25I want that.
34:26I want that.
34:27There's no one second you gotta go.
34:28Tucker, you're late.
34:29Do something stupid.
34:30Fast.
34:31There's no one second you gotta go.
34:32There's no one second you gotta go.
34:33Tucker, you're late.
34:34Do something stupid.
34:35Fast.
34:36I'll be back.
34:37Oh, no.
34:38You're late.
34:39I'll be back, Tucker.
34:52I'll be back.
34:57There's a unique creature I want to discuss.
35:00Latin name Dorcas male parentis.
35:03but you know them as dorky dads.
35:05You may have seen them embarrassing their kids
35:07by trying the latest dance craze
35:09or falling off a ladder and hanging by their underpants,
35:12but they're not just cringy.
35:14They're also tonight's assignment America.
35:15Earlier tonight, we showed a bunch of dads with no clue.
35:18Now it's up to Jess to tell him what to do.
35:22Is your dad dorky to no end?
35:24Does his goofiness embarrass you in front of your friends?
35:27Well, your foolish father might earn you a truckload of cash.
35:30How about 20 or even 100 grand?
35:33Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:35For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:37When it comes to dads, it's the dorkier the better
35:39to win a whole lot of cheddar.
35:47We're sprinting to the finish like a dog office leash,
35:51but let's see who's gonna fetch the cashish.
35:53Let's meet our finalists.
35:55First up, putting your kid to bed is no easy scene,
35:58especially when backtalk becomes part of the routine.
36:01It's a little lady giving lip, sent in by Carrie Teague
36:05from Alpharetta, Georgia.
36:07Jump out of bed immediately, or I'm gonna quit doing that,
36:10and then I'm gonna take away treats like the cookies we just made,
36:12and then we're gonna stop doing stuff like cheerleading
36:14or anything like that.
36:15If you don't start listening, so lay down.
36:17Joining us tonight are Joe, Carrie, Remy, Raelynn, and Rogan.
36:32Now, Joe, you were laying down the law with Remy at bedtime.
36:36What was the reason for that?
36:38Well, bedtime, like so many parents,
36:42it just doesn't quite go the way we want it to,
36:45and I'll try to throw out some empty consequences,
36:49but she was on to me.
36:50Yeah, we all know that,
36:52but what went through your head when you heard her response?
36:57Disbelief.
36:57Uh, I just couldn't believe what she said.
37:00I went and told my wife,
37:01you won't believe what, uh, what I just heard,
37:03and we looked at the camera,
37:04and we were just dying laughing all night long.
37:07Well, that's awesome.
37:08Now, normally I'd say, uh, it doesn't pay to be sassy,
37:11but if you win tonight, I'll admit that I was wrong.
37:16We hope.
37:17Yes, exactly.
37:18Good luck, y'all.
37:20All right.
37:22Next up, the dog's on the balcony,
37:24but what you know,
37:25she's gonna start barfing,
37:26so look out below.
37:28It's Wretching Rover sent in by Davide Vasile
37:31from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
37:34This dog has a fear of heights.
37:36In fact, they make her a little queasy.
37:44Eww!
37:45Look, you're coming!
37:48Joining us tonight are Davide, Elizabeth,
37:50Mateo, Alessio, and Bluey.
37:53Now, Mateo, you suddenly felt something very wet,
37:56wet on your bare back.
37:58When did you realize you got barfed on?
38:01Uh, I thought my mom, uh,
38:03chewed water on my back.
38:06But it clearly was not water, right?
38:09All right.
38:09Well, listen, I hope this didn't ruin
38:11your favorite spot on the couch, y'all.
38:14No, she had a targeted strike,
38:16and it made it all on Mateo.
38:18And I love that.
38:19So good luck, y'all.
38:23And finally, some like big birthdays,
38:26some celebrate discreetly,
38:27but no one likes their spouse
38:29to forget it completely.
38:30It's Wife's Birthday Blunder
38:32sent in by Kathy Lowe
38:33from Linwood, Kansas.
38:36John's 60.
38:37I had a birthday Thursday.
38:38I had a birthday Thursday,
38:45and the only person
38:46that didn't wish me a happy birthday
38:47is this one here snorting.
38:50Happy birthday.
38:51I'm sorry.
38:52I didn't get a birthday card from her.
38:53I'm sorry.
38:55I'm sorry.
38:56Joining us are Kathy and Lobo.
38:59Now, Kathy, you obviously felt bad
39:01about overlooking Lobo's 60th birthday,
39:03but was there at least
39:05some kind of celebration later,
39:07or did Lobo have to sing
39:08happy birthday to himself?
39:10No, I believe I tried to make up for it
39:13and have done it ever since.
39:15Okay, well, but what's the statute of limitations
39:17on forgetting your spouse's birthday?
39:19Are you still bringing it up, Lobo?
39:23Yeah, every once in a while,
39:24but she's doing a better job every year,
39:27so I don't have to worry about it next year.
39:29I like that.
39:30I like that, because, well,
39:31if it was my birthday
39:32and my wife forgot it,
39:33I'd never let it go.
39:37Good luck, y'all.
39:38That's not right.
39:38That's not right.
39:40All right, we're gonna find out
39:41who takes home the cash in just a minute,
39:43but first, let's take a look
39:44at some of the clips
39:45that didn't make our top three
39:46in tonight's honorable mention.
40:02Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes,
40:16$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
40:31and $4,000 for third.
40:32Here we go.
40:33Our third-place $4,000 winner is...
40:37Wretching Rover, sent in by Davide Vasile
40:39from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
40:45And the winner of the $20,000
40:47in tonight's funniest home video is...
40:50Little Lady Giving Lips,
40:52sent in by Carrie King
40:53from Alpharetta, Georgia.
40:55We have Remy, Joe, Carrie,
40:57Raelynn, and Rogan.
40:59Congratulations!
41:02Carrie, would you say
41:04this is the first time
41:05Remy's sass has caught you off guard,
41:08or is this like a reoccurring theme?
41:11Oh, this is reoccurring.
41:12First time that we're getting paid for it, though.
41:14But it's definitely reoccurring.
41:16I like that.
41:18Remy, what do you think
41:19of this whole experience
41:20of having your video on AFE?
41:24I like it.
41:27Well, we gave you $20,000
41:29for being so funny,
41:31because that's how we like to play.
41:35Congratulations!
41:37You got $20,000
41:38and a shot at $100,000.
41:41Congratulations!
41:42Yay! Thank you so much!
41:43Woo!
41:44Well, that's our show,
41:47so I'm going to say goodnight,
41:48because I still don't know
41:49how to pronounce
41:50R-ri-vo-ro-ra-violi.
41:54You know what?
41:55You know what?
41:56Whatever it is, I can't say it.
41:57So we'll see you next time.
41:58But don't forget,
41:59if you upload a video
42:00and it airs on the show,
42:01we'll send you an AFE t-shirt.
42:03So goodnight, everybody.
42:03Remember, send your video to me.
42:05You might win 20 Gs.
42:07We'll see you next time.
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