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00:00Think about turkey. Who really likes, be honest with yourselves, who really likes turkey?
00:09You're all bullsh**, everybody who raised your hand. I know. Think about it. And here's how I know
00:16that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18
00:22pound turkey just randomly? Just, you know, a nice summer afternoon, we're going to go get an 18
00:28pound turkey. Nobody does it because turkey doesn't actually taste that good. But on Thanksgiving,
00:34on the most American holiday, I got a fan over here, on the most American holiday, we're going
00:40to cook a turkey by God because that's what Americans do. We cook this gigantic American
00:47bird and we do all kinds of crazy things to make it taste good. I talked to a soldier today
00:52who she said she's going to deep fry a turkey and I'm actually going to deep fry a turkey
00:56myself tomorrow. And look, here's the thing. If you've got to deep fry something to make
01:02it taste good, it probably isn't that good. That's a pretty good rule of thumb when it comes
01:06to food. Chicken is good all the time. Chicken is good when you deep fry it, but it's also
01:11good outside of it.
01:29It's good for you. It's good for you. It's good for you.
01:31What are you doing today?
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