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00:03:00This is a picture of a big happy family.
00:03:03It's not mine.
00:03:04I don't actually have a picture of my family altogether.
00:03:06In fact, we haven't had a meal together since I was four years old.
00:03:09I do have a picture of my father and I, though.
00:03:12Edward James Powell, the billionaire.
00:03:15He raised me on his own when Mom died.
00:03:17I mean, he had some help from his second-in-command, Lawrence.
00:03:19And this is my brother, Victor, his twin sister, Mia, and our sister, Jessica.
00:03:25They were sent away to boarding school after Mom passed away, so I don't remember much.
00:03:29But I do remember that Jessica was quite caring and generous.
00:03:32And don't forget to like, subscribe, share, and use hashtag of the week.
00:03:38Homeless is bad.
00:03:40Spare change?
00:03:42Oh my God, babe, can we go back upstairs?
00:03:44I think that homeless guy over there is, like, looking at me.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:48Spare change?
00:03:49This guy?
00:03:50And I always remember Mia as being a real people person.
00:03:54Hi, excuse me, Miss Powell, you have a call from...
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Okay, would you like me to...
00:03:58No.
00:04:01Carter?
00:04:02Yes?
00:04:03Did you take a message?
00:04:09And Victor?
00:04:10Well, he always had a nose for the finer things in life.
00:04:13Man.
00:04:18Oh, shit.
00:04:20Well, that ain't good.
00:04:29I am a sous chef and hoping to open my own restaurant one day.
00:04:33That is tarragon vinegar.
00:04:35Tarragon.
00:04:35That's Emily, my biggest fan and now fiancé.
00:04:38Please tell me when you open your own place you're going to serve this.
00:04:41We've been trying to get everyone together to tell them the big news, but...
00:04:44I just have to remind myself they are incredibly busy people, and they couldn't come.
00:04:50No luck so far.
00:04:51We're going to see them tonight.
00:04:53I just wish it was for a different reason.
00:04:56Dad.
00:04:57Oh, Daniel.
00:05:01Daniel.
00:05:01Oh.
00:05:02Daniel.
00:05:03Daniel.
00:05:05Dad.
00:05:06Daniel.
00:05:07Oh, you're just the one I wanted to see.
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:10I screwed up.
00:05:13I spent a whole lifetime pushing people away, putting money above everything, and what do
00:05:21I have to show for it?
00:05:22Nothing.
00:05:24Just a big hole in my life.
00:05:27A big hole filled with millions and millions of dollars.
00:05:31That's not really a hole, Dad.
00:05:32But none of it means anything if you're alone, and that's why I'm so glad you're here.
00:05:40I want to tell you...
00:05:41Hold on.
00:05:43I think I know what you're going to say.
00:05:46That you feel like something's been missing your entire life, and that you see the same
00:05:51thing happening with me.
00:05:53And now is the time that we need each other the most, right?
00:05:59And so you know what I'm going to do, Dad?
00:06:02I'm going to go out there, and I'm going to get my brother and my two sisters, and I'm
00:06:08going to bring them in here so that we can be together as a family.
00:06:13Oh, fuck no.
00:06:14Don't you do that.
00:06:16No?
00:06:16Pull it.
00:06:17You bring them in here, and I'll yank it right out.
00:06:20You need those meds.
00:06:21Please, stop.
00:06:22Calm down.
00:06:23Oh, you're right.
00:06:24They'd love that, wouldn't they?
00:06:25To see the old man kick the bucket.
00:06:27No, they wouldn't want that at all.
00:06:29They're not evil.
00:06:30They're greedy, and they're ungrateful, and they're lazy, and they're scummy.
00:06:33They're your children.
00:06:35And they're the only family I got if I lose you.
00:06:38Yeah, look, I got plenty of fight left in me, and you got yourself a good girl and a wedding
00:06:42coming up, so go start a family with her.
00:06:44I don't want to start a family.
00:06:46I have one.
00:06:47One you couldn't last a weekend with if I paid you.
00:06:51Well, that's not true.
00:06:53Why don't we do this, Dad?
00:06:55Why don't we go to the beach house, huh?
00:06:57I mean, that's what we did after Mom passed, and we had a good time, right?
00:07:02I mean, I was four.
00:07:03I don't really remember.
00:07:04Okay, Daniel.
00:07:06Okay.
00:07:07Okay?
00:07:08Okay, we'll go.
00:07:10It'll be a good chance for you to really get to know your family.
00:07:13Well, that's good.
00:07:18That's what I want to hear.
00:07:22Okay, I'm going to go get the doctor, get an update.
00:07:26You just rest, okay?
00:07:27You made it, right, Dad?
00:07:35Of course.
00:07:42Over my dead fucking body.
00:07:50Doctor, I would like an update on Edward James Powell immediately.
00:07:53Jessica.
00:08:00Brother!
00:08:01Hey.
00:08:02Ah, I'm so glad you came.
00:08:06We're going to get through this.
00:08:07It's like I always say to my followers.
00:08:09In times like these...
00:08:11Make sure to share, like, and smash a subscribe button.
00:08:14That's not where that part goes, asshole.
00:08:16Yeah, just go here and grab an asshole.
00:08:17Whoa!
00:08:18Oh, jeez.
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:20Did he die?
00:08:21I mean, is he dead?
00:08:22Did he die?
00:08:24Your father is fine, thank God.
00:08:26And I was worried about him.
00:08:26Oh, you dragged me all the way down here for that?
00:08:29Lawrence, can you just, like, go get us an espresso or something?
00:08:32He's not your mentor, okay?
00:08:33It's Dad's.
00:08:34Look, I have something to tell you all.
00:08:36I spoke with the doctors, and it appears as a bit of a concern.
00:08:41What?
00:08:42I was just with Dad.
00:08:44He seemed fine.
00:08:45He is fine, Daniel.
00:08:46He's fine.
00:08:47He will be discharged sometime today.
00:08:49Thank God.
00:08:50Your father's a very strong man.
00:08:51Very strong.
00:08:53He's not even scared of words like terminal or aggressively incurable.
00:08:58They don't scare him.
00:08:59And do you know why?
00:09:00I'll tell you why.
00:09:01He has an inner fuel.
00:09:03A fuel that will help him fight this thing.
00:09:06So mark my words, the world has not seen the last of Edward James Powell.
00:09:29Oh, fuck.
00:09:36You okay, babe?
00:09:56Yeah, I just...
00:09:58I'm not looking forward to this.
00:09:59I want everybody to be happy.
00:10:01You know, I want my father to get the respect that he deserves, and...
00:10:04I can't see.
00:10:05Mia.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:08Daniel.
00:10:09Hello, Melinda.
00:10:12Emily.
00:10:13How are you?
00:10:15Fine, thanks.
00:10:16I'm sure you are.
00:10:17Why weren't you at the funeral?
00:10:19I don't think that Dad noticed.
00:10:21Besides, I sent flowers.
00:10:24Balloons.
00:10:25Yeah.
00:10:26It's the thought that counts.
00:10:28Clearly.
00:10:29I don't like her.
00:10:32Anyone else left in your family for me to meet?
00:10:35I have my lawyer standing by in the case of any unfortunate monetary decisions made by
00:10:44my father.
00:10:45Like you even need it.
00:10:47I do need it.
00:10:49Whatever money I get is money you don't.
00:10:52Hmm.
00:10:52What are you doing?
00:10:53Taking pictures of you and posting the ugliest one.
00:10:56Why are we still talking?
00:10:57Okay, can we just cut the fucking checks so we can get out of here?
00:10:59I got an appointment.
00:11:01Is that what they're calling merciless beatings now?
00:11:03All right, enough, everybody.
00:11:05To my left, I have the last will and testament of your father, Edward James Powell, dated ten
00:11:10years ago.
00:11:11It is very generous to everyone in attendance.
00:11:14Good.
00:11:15Equal shares all around.
00:11:17And to my right, I have a notarized affidavit, hereby negating everything that's in this document,
00:11:26thereby making this document...
00:11:27...completely worthless.
00:11:33What?
00:11:34Wait, what the hell is going on?
00:11:35It would seem that your father had a change of heart after his little talk with Daniel in
00:11:39the hospital the other day.
00:11:41Do we just, like, get nothing now?
00:11:43That's entirely up to Daniel.
00:11:45See, Daniel now has the freedom, if he so chooses, to walk away in an instant with everything.
00:11:52Everything?
00:11:53Everything.
00:11:54Like, all of it.
00:11:56That's what everything means.
00:11:58Or he could choose to share the inheritance with all of you, but not equally.
00:12:03He would retain 50%, and then the rest of you would split.
00:12:06You know, you do the math.
00:12:09Well, what's three halves divided by a third?
00:12:11Try again.
00:12:12Of course, in that instance, you all would get nothing if you don't adhere to the rules
00:12:18of your father.
00:12:20Uh, what rules are you talking about?
00:12:23Ah, follow me, please.
00:12:26If you're watching this, it means I'm dead.
00:12:32Oh, no shit.
00:12:34Ouch.
00:12:34What?
00:12:35It's not like he can hear us.
00:12:36We can cut the bullshit for the time being.
00:12:40Daniel has a choice to make.
00:12:42Daniel can share his fortune.
00:12:44But that means that the rest of you will have to spend the weekend together.
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Getting to know one another as only a family can.
00:12:54No!
00:12:56At our family beach house.
00:12:59The flight leaves the Toronto hangar at 10 a.m. tomorrow morning.
00:13:03No.
00:13:04What?
00:13:06It's early.
00:13:06If, however, one of you doesn't show up or bails before the weekend is over, then Lawrence
00:13:15will redistribute your inheritance to the others will redistribute your inheritance to the others.
00:13:19That's my favorite part.
00:13:20Now you can't just sit in your room for the weekend and ride it out.
00:13:25You actually have to be together like a real family.
00:13:30If you don't, Lawrence knows what to do.
00:13:34Do not disappoint me.
00:13:37So, Daniel, what's it going to be?
00:13:40I'm calling my lawyer.
00:13:42Well, maybe we should talk about it.
00:13:43Let's do it!
00:13:51So, this is how we get to your beach house in the Cayman Islands?
00:13:54Yep.
00:13:55Dad's little weekend getaway.
00:13:56Come on.
00:14:17Where the hell is Victor?
00:14:19Uh...
00:14:20Maybe right there.
00:14:21Maybe right there.
00:14:22Oh, hey, guys.
00:14:23Oh, hey.
00:14:24Easy, easy, easy, easy.
00:14:25Easy.
00:14:26God.
00:14:27God.
00:14:28Jesus.
00:14:30God.
00:14:31What the hell?
00:14:32Why is she here?
00:14:33Okay, stop.
00:14:34Emily?
00:14:35Sorry, you're going to me?
00:14:36We were told not to bring anyone.
00:14:38Not the face!
00:14:39You brought Carter.
00:14:40Lawrence?
00:14:41Okay, let's go check the plane out.
00:14:42All right.
00:14:43We'll see you Monday.
00:14:44Remember, Monday, or we cut more off.
00:14:46Yeah, see you Monday.
00:14:47Yeah.
00:14:50Hey, what's up?
00:14:51Good guys, right?
00:14:52You gave me a free ride to the airport and everything.
00:14:54They seem positively charmed by you.
00:14:57Is this machete adequate, Miss Powell?
00:14:59That will do.
00:15:00Okay.
00:15:01What the fuck is that for?
00:15:03It's for hacking things.
00:15:04Like fingers.
00:15:05Ah, ha, ha, ha.
00:15:06Joke's on you.
00:15:07They use pliers.
00:15:08Who the fuck needs a pinky anyway?
00:15:10Let's cut to the chase.
00:15:11How much money did you blow on drugs?
00:15:13Shit ton.
00:15:14So you need a lot of money fast.
00:15:16What do you think?
00:15:17I have been thinking.
00:15:19Let's say, something were to happen to the person who's in line to receive the largest
00:15:26sum of money.
00:15:27Say, on a secluded tropical island.
00:15:30Then you and I would stand to make a great deal of money.
00:15:34Hey, let's go!
00:15:35It's island time!
00:15:37Oh, no!
00:15:38Oh, no!
00:15:39Oh, no!
00:15:40Oh, no!
00:15:41Oh, no!
00:15:42Oh, no!
00:15:43Oh, no!
00:15:44Oh, no!
00:15:45There is no Wi-Fi on this piece of shit.
00:15:47How am I supposed to live stream?
00:15:49Can you set up a hotspot or something?
00:15:51Allow me to make something very clear to you.
00:15:53I am not your servant.
00:15:55This weekend, I am the one in charge.
00:15:57I make the rules.
00:15:58And my first rule is, fuck your hotspot.
00:16:02We are almost there.
00:16:10It should become...
00:16:11Okay, there it is.
00:16:12There it is.
00:16:13The old family beach house.
00:16:15You do know what a beach house is, right?
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:20Oh, Dad's made a few little upgrades along the way.
00:16:23Little upgrades.
00:16:25The girlfriend complicates things.
00:16:28Look, why don't we just get him to leave?
00:16:31How do you propose we do that?
00:16:34Little Daniel is on a mission to fulfill our dear dad's dying wish.
00:16:39And I just believe that if you live on the frequency of positivity, then nothing can go wrong.
00:16:44Killing him is the only option.
00:16:48Isn't there, like, a less violent way?
00:16:51Oh, hey, everybody!
00:16:53We got board games!
00:16:55Ha-ha!
00:16:56I'll think about it.
00:17:00You still have the record?
00:17:01You don't have the size.
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:11Damn.
00:17:12Welcome, everybody.
00:17:15I realize that most of you have not been here for quite a while, but I also don't want you to think of this as a vacation, because it is not.
00:17:30Here you are, Daniel.
00:17:32For the first time in your lives, you are going to work.
00:17:35In case you missed the fine print in the will, your father made a list of things for each of you to do.
00:17:47Those are called chores.
00:17:50Enjoy.
00:17:51Wow.
00:17:52This is great, huh?
00:17:54It's way bigger than I remembered.
00:17:56Look at this.
00:17:57You've got the ocean as a background here.
00:17:59A big home movie theater, storage shed for storing stuff.
00:18:04If this place could talk.
00:18:07We'd tell you to shut the fuck up.
00:18:09I'm going to bring in.
00:18:10It is to drink.
00:18:11And I don't, it's to take the best of your friends.
00:18:12You're welcome.
00:18:13You're welcome.
00:18:14You're welcome.
00:18:15You're welcome.
00:18:16Let's go.
00:18:17Let's go.
00:18:18Let's go.
00:18:19Look at this.
00:18:20I don't know.
00:18:50Baby?
00:18:54Hey.
00:18:56Hey.
00:18:57Why aren't we unpacked?
00:19:00Daniel, I think I made a mistake.
00:19:03I don't think I belong here.
00:19:04Of course you do.
00:19:06You belong here as much as I do.
00:19:07Exactly.
00:19:09Okay, that's fair.
00:19:12Look, I know this is a bit crazy, right?
00:19:16Very bit crazy.
00:19:18But this also was my dad's dying wish, a wish that he made because of me, so I think
00:19:23it's fitting that we're, you know, here at the place that we were after, you know, after
00:19:32Mom.
00:19:34You know, you never really talk about her.
00:19:36Well, we never talk about her, so.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:46There's just not a lot to talk about.
00:19:49And my dad said that she died doing what she loved.
00:19:52That's all I know.
00:19:55And that's sort of when everything changed, right?
00:19:58They left, and it was just me and him at home.
00:20:00And, you know, it was great, right?
00:20:02Like, but I think we both felt the absence, right?
00:20:08Not just of Mom, but of everyone.
00:20:11And in the hospital, my dad talked about the loneliness that he felt in life, and I think
00:20:25that I feel that, too.
00:20:26So that's why I owe it to myself and to them to just try to bring us back together.
00:20:39Right?
00:20:40That's fair.
00:20:43That's fair.
00:20:44It's a nice setting.
00:20:46It's pretty.
00:20:49Couple of days?
00:20:50Couple of days.
00:20:50Couple of days, and then we're out.
00:21:00Let's unpack.
00:21:02Where's my stare at this?
00:21:03Ah.
00:21:06She's around him all the time.
00:21:08There's no way.
00:21:09There's no way.
00:21:10Groceries up.
00:21:11Ding, ding.
00:21:12Oh, I hope you two are ready for the best meal of your entire lives.
00:21:16You know, I've always said, food is the one thing that can bring any family together.
00:21:22Ah, yes.
00:21:23Nothing brings people together more than two bags of lettuce.
00:21:28Right.
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Exactly.
00:21:31All right.
00:21:32Well, I will leave you two to your chores.
00:21:36Oh, that reminds me.
00:21:37Carter?
00:21:39Yes, Miss Powell?
00:21:40Do you have that chore list?
00:21:42Yes.
00:21:44Are they done?
00:21:47No.
00:21:51Carter.
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:52Make sure to get them all.
00:21:54Are you sure?
00:21:55Because most of these are rotted.
00:21:57Easier to cut, then.
00:22:02Fucking coconuts.
00:22:04Jeez.
00:22:16What do you think you're doing?
00:22:26Ah, eating.
00:22:29Did you finish chopping?
00:22:31Oh, no.
00:22:31I'm just taking a break.
00:22:33Plus, there's like 20 other things on that list.
00:22:35One of them just says, dig a hole.
00:22:37Did you dig a hole?
00:22:38Ah, ah, ah.
00:22:47Nope.
00:22:48That's not till after dinner.
00:22:51What is it?
00:22:52Oh, let's just say that I made a little something-something for each and every one of you.
00:22:57You want a hint?
00:22:57No.
00:22:58No, that's fine.
00:22:59It's better.
00:23:00It's better if it's a surprise.
00:23:01That's fine.
00:23:02All right.
00:23:04What do you got there?
00:23:04More fucking envelopes?
00:23:06These envelopes are quite different, Victor, because inside here are things that you might
00:23:11get.
00:23:12Money.
00:23:13Stocks.
00:23:15Properties.
00:23:15But only if you follow the rules that have been laid out by your father, which means it's
00:23:22family time, and more importantly, you're going to spend some time together, a lot of
00:23:28time together.
00:23:29And believe me, after all the years of abuse and suffering you have put me through, I will
00:23:36have no shortage of joy in just eliminating any of you from this inheritance that you so
00:23:42think you're entitled to.
00:23:43Okay, enjoy your dinner.
00:23:50I need a drink.
00:23:54I haven't eaten since the funeral.
00:23:56Danny, let's go.
00:23:57Dinner.
00:23:58Oh, dinner won't be ready for about an hour.
00:24:01Yeah, sorry.
00:24:02But you know what they say, the best meals take time, right?
00:24:06Relax, drink some wine, talk amongst yourselves, and remember, no peeking.
00:24:12Eh?
00:24:13Oh, sounds cheap.
00:24:20Looks cheap.
00:24:22Excuse me.
00:24:24How do you even...
00:24:27It's cake.
00:24:31To my trusted advisor, Lawrence, I extend my deepest gratitude, and you will receive full
00:24:42compensation for the weekend, yada, yada, yada.
00:24:44Come on, what do I get?
00:24:45And I leave to you my undying thanks for your years of steadfast loyalty and hard work.
00:24:54Also, my grandfather clock in my study, which will hopefully bring you as much happiness as it did me.
00:25:04I devoted my entire life to you.
00:25:10I gave you everything I had.
00:25:14And this is all I meant to you?
00:25:17A fucking clock?
00:25:20This is what I think of your fucking clock!
00:25:23Lawrence, what the fuck are you doing?
00:25:36Is that our money?
00:25:37Are you live streaming this?
00:25:38No!
00:25:39That's, like, totally off-brand for me.
00:25:41I'm doing this as evidence of whatever the fuck you're doing.
00:25:48Well...
00:25:49This is my money.
00:25:50And I'm leaving with it.
00:25:51Oh, like hell you are!
00:25:52I show this to me and she'll sue you, like, five times before you even get out that door.
00:25:57Do you know what I did for your father?
00:26:02I don't know, some, like, old guy servant shit.
00:26:04But you're the only one that I've been doing to me on.
00:26:09Are you live streaming this?
00:26:10No, that's, like, totally off-brand for me.
00:26:13I'm doing this as evidence of whatever the fuck you're doing.
00:26:16Well, this is my money.
00:26:18Besides my normal duties, I did things for your father that he did not want to do.
00:26:25What? Did you, like, kill people or something?
00:26:28No. I killed secrets.
00:26:32Your father desperately wanted to protect his image, which was extremely difficult to do with you.
00:26:42It was a Halloween costume. I was paying tribute to their culture.
00:26:47Phone, please.
00:26:48Thank you. And... delete.
00:27:01What do you want?
00:27:02I just want what's mine.
00:27:05And you're going to help me get it.
00:27:07Jesus Christ.
00:27:19Is this the, uh, Powell residence?
00:27:21Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is.
00:27:24Thank you very much.
00:27:27Wait, wait. Aren't you going to deliver that?
00:27:29Whatever.
00:27:38Shit! Don't do that!
00:27:40Victor, I need to give this to you.
00:27:42Oh, I didn't know you cared.
00:27:46It's for Daniel.
00:27:48Daniel doesn't do coke.
00:27:49Do not put that up your nose.
00:27:51That's where it goes.
00:27:52It's poison.
00:27:53No.
00:27:57No. No. No.
00:27:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:59I said I'd think about it, okay?
00:28:01I didn't say I was going to...
00:28:02Okay, if I did it, how would I even do it?
00:28:06You put it in his wine.
00:28:08Now.
00:28:09The old imbecile keeps changing the plans,
00:28:12so time is of the essence.
00:28:15I...
00:28:16I...
00:28:18I'm so good.
00:28:24I'm so good.
00:28:39Victor!
00:28:45Hey!
00:28:45Ah!
00:28:46You want some wine?
00:28:47No, I don't drink.
00:28:48I'm just admiring yours.
00:28:49Yeah?
00:28:50That looks like a great year.
00:28:51Great year.
00:28:52It's very...
00:28:53red.
00:28:55Uh, what'd you make in there?
00:28:56Is that spaghetti?
00:28:57No.
00:28:58No, that's a...
00:28:59It's actually a homemade strangose pasta
00:29:01that I...
00:29:02I did myself here.
00:29:03And I've slow-roasted the tomatoes
00:29:05for about three hours.
00:29:06That's what gets the sauce
00:29:07nice and beautiful.
00:29:08here.
00:29:09See, the key is...
00:29:10Yeah, it sounds like a lot of
00:29:11bullshit for spaghetti.
00:29:14Yeah, it's very, uh...
00:29:15spaghetti-esque, I'd say.
00:29:17Um, I'm kind of in the middle of this...
00:29:19Is there something I can get you?
00:29:20No, I'm just...
00:29:21Want some quality time
00:29:22with my baby brother?
00:29:24Oh.
00:29:25Well, that's...
00:29:27It's nice to hear,
00:29:28to be honest, you know?
00:29:31Actually, I do have something
00:29:32I want to talk to you about.
00:29:33Yeah?
00:29:34Uh, can you keep a secret?
00:29:35Are you kidding me?
00:29:36Yeah, man, I'll take it to your grave.
00:29:37Sorry?
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You said,
00:29:39I'll take it to your grave.
00:29:40Yeah, I'll take it to my grave.
00:29:41No, you said your grave
00:29:42as in my grave,
00:29:44not as in your grave.
00:29:45It's...
00:29:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:46You know what?
00:29:46Never mind.
00:29:47Nobody needs to take anything
00:29:48to a grave here.
00:29:49Everybody's going to know soon enough.
00:29:50Yeah.
00:29:51Uh, just too excited.
00:29:52I want to share it with somebody.
00:29:54Um,
00:29:56Emily and I are getting married.
00:29:57Get the fuck out of here.
00:29:58I know.
00:29:59It's crazy.
00:30:00That's...
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01Great.
00:30:01Yeah, it's...
00:30:02Woo!
00:30:03Feeling.
00:30:03It's just saying it feels great.
00:30:05You know, I haven't told
00:30:05any of the others yet.
00:30:06You're the first to know, so...
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:09It's something special.
00:30:10Yeah, you know?
00:30:11I mean, I feel like this is
00:30:12kind of the thing that
00:30:13we should be doing,
00:30:14sharing things like this, right?
00:30:15It's what family's for.
00:30:16Give me one of these.
00:30:22Yeah, right?
00:30:23There we go.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:25It's a hug.
00:30:26It's nice.
00:30:27It's a...
00:30:27Oh, oh.
00:30:28No, it's tough.
00:30:31Hey.
00:30:33You're my brother.
00:30:34And, uh...
00:30:35I love you.
00:30:41Okay, that's not...
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:45It's emotional for me, too.
00:30:47Yeah.
00:30:48Uh, cheers.
00:30:50Cheers.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Of course.
00:30:51Yeah.
00:30:53Here we go.
00:30:55No.
00:30:56That's my timer.
00:30:58Let me just...
00:31:00check this.
00:31:04We're not there yet.
00:31:05However,
00:31:07I have the perfect thing.
00:31:10Yep, this is gonna do.
00:31:11No.
00:31:11No.
00:31:12Oh, yeah.
00:31:12I know, I know.
00:31:13It seems crazy, right?
00:31:14That was a lot of wine.
00:31:15You'll just barely taste it.
00:31:16It'll give it a kick.
00:31:18Just like that.
00:31:19You wanna taste it now?
00:31:20Fuck no.
00:31:20No.
00:31:21Okay, got it.
00:31:22Well, he didn't wanna leave me anything,
00:31:24so I'm just gonna have to take it.
00:31:25I want half.
00:31:27Half?
00:31:28Well, I could take the whole thing,
00:31:30but I'm not greedy.
00:31:31Actually, 75%.
00:31:33Turns out I am a little greedy.
00:31:34Look, it's more than you'd make
00:31:37if you stuck out the weekend with your family.
00:31:40Don't hurt yourself.
00:31:42All I need you to do
00:31:43is keep your imbecilic siblings occupied
00:31:46while I sneak all the money out of the house.
00:31:49We don't want them to know anything we're up to
00:31:51until we are long gone.
00:32:02Hey, babe, it's me.
00:32:04Looks like we need to take care of another loose end
00:32:06before you go.
00:32:07Well, you guys,
00:32:19what's been on my mind a lot lately?
00:32:22Clouds.
00:32:23Like, what are they?
00:32:25And where do they go?
00:32:26Sue, my love.
00:32:27And it's like,
00:32:28they're just floating in the sky.
00:32:30And like, do they ever leave?
00:32:32And when they leave,
00:32:33where do they go?
00:32:34And like, why are some green?
00:32:36And we'll pray.
00:32:37Bingo.
00:32:42Oh, that's perfect.
00:32:44That's it.
00:32:44Right there.
00:32:45It was the wine.
00:32:46Mm-hmm.
00:32:46Uh, do you mind
00:32:48keeping an eye on everything
00:32:49while I just
00:32:50go to the bathroom?
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:52Great.
00:32:53Thanks.
00:32:53Have a good night.
00:32:55I will.
00:32:59Fuck.
00:33:00No time to slow roast that shit.
00:33:23No time to slow roast that shit.
00:33:23Victor, what the hell is going on?
00:33:46Fucking cooking, okay?
00:33:47So go stall him.
00:33:49Hmm?
00:33:53Daniel, I was just looking for you.
00:33:58You were?
00:34:00I need to talk to you
00:34:01about my feelings.
00:34:05What was that?
00:34:06Nothing.
00:34:07Sounded like something.
00:34:08I heard it earlier
00:34:08and it was nothing.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11Now, about my feelings.
00:34:14Jesus.
00:34:15I know how important feelings are to you.
00:34:18Excuse me, I have to go.
00:34:19I have a dinner going on.
00:34:21I have to go check on the dinner.
00:34:23Hey, dinner's ready.
00:34:32Did you do it?
00:34:33Mm-hmm.
00:34:34It was a little glitch,
00:34:36but he took a sip.
00:34:38You moron.
00:34:40He had to take the whole thing,
00:34:41otherwise it'll just make you...
00:34:42man, what?
00:34:50Daniel?
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:54Hey, what happened?
00:34:56This isn't going to go back together.
00:34:58Uh, I don't know.
00:35:00Are you okay?
00:35:01You okay, pal?
00:35:03Yes, yes.
00:35:04We're going to do the dinner, okay?
00:35:06Just...
00:35:06It's not my fault.
00:35:08Just give me a minute.
00:35:09Oh, shit!
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:12Give me two minutes.
00:35:14Ooh.
00:35:15Careful.
00:35:17I don't eat carbs.
00:35:21Oh, okay.
00:35:22Well, you can eat the sauce then.
00:35:27You don't have to do this.
00:35:28There'll be other dinners.
00:35:28No, no.
00:35:30I worked hard on this meal
00:35:31and we're going to enjoy it.
00:35:34Oh, hmm.
00:35:36No.
00:35:37I'm good.
00:35:39Oh, good.
00:35:40Oh, good, good.
00:35:41Daniel!
00:35:42Ah.
00:35:44Poor Daniel.
00:35:45You know, he was telling me in the kitchen
00:35:47he wasn't feeling well.
00:35:48Must have been something he drank.
00:35:50Or ate, you know.
00:35:53All right, let's leave it there.
00:35:54It's all fucking bedrock.
00:36:02You hungry?
00:36:05Yes, yes.
00:36:06I'm so starving.
00:36:07Thank you so much for that.
00:36:09This is honestly the nicest thing anyone's...
00:36:20Daniel?
00:36:20Are you okay?
00:36:22Um, I think you should probably pick me up
00:36:24some medicine from town.
00:36:26Just ask the pharmacist what they'd give
00:36:28to someone throwing up organs.
00:36:30Okay.
00:36:31All right.
00:36:32Oh, good.
00:36:36Leaving?
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:40Uh, Daniel's not feeling well
00:36:42so I'm going to grab something for a stomach.
00:36:46How wonderfully kind of you.
00:36:52Right.
00:36:53Uh, does anyone need anything?
00:36:57I could use a couple of things
00:36:59now that you mention it.
00:37:02Let me just make a list of ingredients.
00:37:12That's one.
00:37:15Make sure to me.
00:37:16Stop doing that.
00:37:18I've secured us ample time.
00:37:20Now might be our only chance
00:37:21with him alone,
00:37:22so get it done.
00:37:23What would you like me to use?
00:37:24I'm kind of out of options here.
00:37:28What, should I put him down for a fucking nap?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:31An eternal nap.
00:37:33Let me know when you're done.
00:37:33Close the door.
00:37:51Close.
00:37:58Hello?
00:37:58Hello?
00:37:58Hello?
00:37:58Hello?
00:37:59Hello?
00:37:59Hello?
00:37:59Hello?
00:37:59Hello?
00:38:01Oh...
00:38:08Whoa...
00:38:12Hello?
00:38:16Jessica?
00:38:20Victor?
00:38:23Mia?
00:38:29Oh, fuck, that's disgusting.
00:38:49What the fuck?
00:38:56I know you.
00:38:59Where'd she do it?
00:38:59Oh, God, I said it!
00:39:02Oh, God, I said it!
00:39:08Shit.
00:39:08And I can do everything myself.
00:39:11This...
00:39:12Oh, God.
00:39:17Oh, God.
00:39:19Oh, God.
00:39:20Oh, God.
00:39:22Oh, God.
00:39:22Oh, God.
00:39:24Oh, God.
00:39:25Oh, God.
00:39:26Oh, God.
00:39:26Oh, God.
00:39:28Oh, God.
00:39:29Oh, God.
00:39:30Oh, God.
00:39:31Oh, God.
00:39:34Oh, Jesus.
00:39:37So, Daniel, I was thinking you should just...
00:39:44Ah.
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:46Yeah, no, okay.
00:39:48It's okay.
00:39:50Someone...
00:39:52Okay, shh.
00:39:57Yeah, yeah, that'll do it.
00:39:59That's good.
00:40:09Lawrence?
00:40:11Victor?
00:40:16I was just gonna...
00:40:27Check on Daniel.
00:40:30With a pillow?
00:40:32Mm-hmm.
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:34Brotherly bonding stuff.
00:40:37With a pillow?
00:40:38Mm-hmm.
00:40:39Mm-hmm, yeah.
00:40:41It's...
00:40:43Ah, heh.
00:41:06Lawrence, join me for a moment.
00:41:08Uh!
00:41:10Woo!
00:41:11Oh, my God!
00:41:14No, my God!
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Okay, go ahead.
00:41:19You come here.
00:41:21Oh, my God!
00:41:23Ah!
00:41:24Why are you in ahole?
00:41:26Oh, my God!
00:41:28Who are you?
00:41:29Uh!
00:41:30Oh!
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:33Oh, my God!
00:41:34Oh, God, the shed.
00:41:42All right, what is it, Mia?
00:41:44It's late.
00:41:46I'd like to offer you a job.
00:41:52A job?
00:41:53Yes.
00:41:55I think you're just the kind of man we're looking for.
00:41:59A real go-getter, as the kids say.
00:42:02CEO material.
00:42:06Hmm.
00:42:07Well.
00:42:32Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, just...
00:42:42Phew.
00:42:44Phew.
00:42:46Phew.
00:42:46Yep.
00:42:47Oh, my God.
00:43:17Oh, my God.
00:43:47And, of course, I would need a company car.
00:43:51Of course.
00:43:53Our position has just been filled.
00:43:56She's a good woman.
00:43:57You'd love her.
00:43:58I'm flexible on the car.
00:44:01Mia?
00:44:04Victor?
00:44:05Look, look.
00:44:07That's not Daniel.
00:44:08Right.
00:44:09Who's that?
00:44:10I think it's the mailman.
00:44:12What gives you that idea?
00:44:13He's dressed like a woman.
00:44:14Shut up.
00:44:16Where's Daniel?
00:44:18Uh...
00:44:19Victor?
00:44:23I don't know what it is.
00:44:24Oh.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:34Lawrence.
00:44:35Hi.
00:44:37Hi.
00:44:39You're...
00:44:40just the person I wanted to see.
00:44:44Come here.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:47Yeah, this should do the trick.
00:45:12Well, that explains that.
00:45:14What do you think?
00:45:15Do you think he's dead?
00:45:16Not unless the dead breathe.
00:45:20So what do we do now?
00:45:21We do exactly what we have been doing.
00:45:24Okay.
00:45:25So like what?
00:45:28You know who that is?
00:45:29What?
00:45:30Yes, it's a fucking mailman.
00:45:32It's the man who killed Daniel.
00:45:37I don't follow you.
00:45:40I don't know why I didn't see it before.
00:45:50They're trying to kill Daniel.
00:45:52Exactly.
00:45:53Them.
00:45:54Not me.
00:45:55Well, we've got to stop them.
00:45:56Or we get out of here with the money before they try and kill us next.
00:46:01Right.
00:46:02Oh, no, we can't go out there.
00:46:03They'll see us.
00:46:04It's better to go off the balcony, stop at the shed to get like a weapon or something, and
00:46:09then get to a car.
00:46:11Well, we could use mine.
00:46:12I've already transported half the money into it.
00:46:15I'm beginning to like you more and more.
00:46:18No one's ever said that to me before.
00:46:21I understand why.
00:46:24What?
00:46:24Victor, move so I can drop him.
00:46:26Kenya, give me a second to get off this ladder, okay?
00:46:29I'm down a digit.
00:46:32God.
00:46:33All right, send him to shit.
00:46:35Wait.
00:46:37What was that?
00:46:37What?
00:46:41That sound.
00:46:42You hear that sound?
00:46:43What sound?
00:46:45That sound.
00:46:47It sounded like a...
00:46:50Ow!
00:46:51Fucking iguana!
00:46:52What iguana?
00:46:53Fucking iguana that's fighting me!
00:46:55Get off me, motherfucker!
00:47:00Yeah, fucking coconuts!
00:47:02Fuck!
00:47:07What the fuck is he doing?
00:47:09Shut up!
00:47:10Ow!
00:47:10Jesus, shut up!
00:47:11Get off me, motherfucker!
00:47:12Oh, shit!
00:47:13What the hell is that thing?
00:47:14Oh, shit!
00:47:15Damn it!
00:47:16Kill it!
00:47:17Kill it!
00:47:18Kill it!
00:47:18Let's go!
00:47:20Fuck off!
00:47:22Fuck off!
00:47:26Did you hear that?
00:47:27That sounded like a chainsaw and a lot of screaming.
00:47:30Whatever, let's just go.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:33No, Lawrence, don't!
00:47:38Lawrence?
00:47:40Mia?
00:47:40Mia?
00:47:40What, you were just taking a walk and it attacked you?
00:47:51That is exactly the story, you know?
00:47:52The iguana is a mystery, it's a riddle, it's an anemic, you know?
00:47:56And you never know what's going to provoke it to attack.
00:47:59What?
00:47:59What?
00:47:59Uh, you've got to finish those coconuts, man.
00:48:06I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, sleep.
00:48:09Has anyone seen my machete?
00:48:23Hey, hey, hey.
00:48:24She's here.
00:48:25She's back.
00:48:25The, the, the, the girlfriend character.
00:48:27She's here.
00:48:28Why aren't you stalling her?
00:48:30What, what?
00:48:31What is on your shirt?
00:48:32Who did you kill?
00:48:33No one.
00:48:34I was an iguana.
00:48:35They're very explosive.
00:48:36What, what do we do?
00:48:38You take care of them.
00:48:39I'll take care of Emily.
00:48:41Who?
00:48:42Soon, my love.
00:48:47All right.
00:48:48Stop ordering me around.
00:48:50You know what?
00:48:51I'm still in charge here.
00:48:53I come to think of it, you haven't given me any actual proof that we're in danger.
00:48:56For all I knew, Daniel's totally fine.
00:49:05Get away.
00:49:07No, get back here.
00:49:08Get me the fuck out of here.
00:49:10Fucking idiot.
00:49:12Crazy ass white people.
00:49:19Okay, now what?
00:49:20Now what?
00:49:22Daniel?
00:49:23Hey?
00:49:24What?
00:49:24No, he was mistaken.
00:49:25What's this video?
00:49:26No.
00:49:26You're changing the point.
00:49:27Move.
00:49:29Shit.
00:49:30I got that medicine.
00:49:31Hopefully it works out better for you.
00:49:33Jeez.
00:49:34Mia.
00:49:35You startled me.
00:49:37I have that effect on people.
00:49:39What are you doing in a room?
00:49:40And have you heard from Daniel?
00:49:42He's not picking up his phone.
00:49:43I believe Daniel and Victor went on a night stroll to get some fresh air.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:52Then what are you doing here?
00:49:55I heard a noise.
00:49:57And when I entered the room, the door was open, but it was just a breeze.
00:50:03Oh.
00:50:03You know, I saw Lawrence and Jessica running from the house.
00:50:08You know anything about that?
00:50:11I can honestly say I don't.
00:50:12Oh, shit.
00:50:16Oh, my shit.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:23Fuck.
00:50:26Oh.
00:50:27Yeah.
00:50:37Shit.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:42Okay.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:47Okay, come on.
00:50:48Come on, like us.
00:50:49One.
00:50:50Two.
00:50:52Four.
00:50:54I don't know.
00:50:57I just feel like something's up.
00:51:01Mia?
00:51:02Oh.
00:51:07Hilarious.
00:51:13That's it.
00:51:14Attaboy.
00:51:15Okay.
00:51:16Same.
00:51:18All right.
00:51:21Enjoy your ride.
00:51:22Here we go.
00:51:23I'm calling the police.
00:51:25What?
00:51:25Get your ass back here.
00:51:26No, you're all fucking crazy.
00:51:28I'm not living that water.
00:51:29No.
00:51:29Why don't I make us a couple of drinks while we wait for the boys?
00:51:36We can bond.
00:51:41Okay.
00:51:42Milk.
00:51:43Please.
00:51:44Great.
00:51:56You need help in there?
00:51:57I'm fine.
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:07Ugh.
00:52:14I can't see you.
00:52:18Where the hell is he?
00:52:23Daniel.
00:52:24Daniel.
00:52:27Daniel?
00:52:30Daniel.
00:52:44One milk.
00:52:48Thanks.
00:52:51Cheers.
00:52:55Great.
00:52:55Daniel.
00:53:05Oh.
00:53:05Daniel?
00:53:07Oh.
00:53:08Hey, where have you been?
00:53:09I don't know.
00:53:10Where's Victor?
00:53:11Hey.
00:53:12Oh, hey.
00:53:12Here I am.
00:53:13Here you are.
00:53:14God, I can't take my eyes out of this guy for a second.
00:53:16Oh, shh.
00:53:17Oh, shh.
00:53:17Okay, baby.
00:53:18Sit down.
00:53:18Where are we?
00:53:19Where are we?
00:53:21Come on, man.
00:53:23The beach house.
00:53:24Duh.
00:53:24Why are you covered in blood?
00:53:28Hmm?
00:53:29Me?
00:53:32I, uh, iguana.
00:53:35An iguana?
00:53:36Mm-hmm.
00:53:37This attacked me out of nowhere.
00:53:39You expect me to believe that?
00:53:41Mm-hmm.
00:53:42Hey, you found the machete.
00:53:43What the f-
00:53:44Oh, God.
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46Oh, yeah.
00:53:46So, uh...
00:53:47Oh, okay.
00:53:48So I did.
00:53:48Why is there blood on it?
00:53:50Why is there blood on it?
00:53:52This guy cracks me up.
00:53:54Okay, why are you covered in blood?
00:53:56Oh, I didn't want to attack us.
00:53:58See?
00:54:00So everything checks out.
00:54:04I don't know how to explain it, but there's something weird going on here.
00:54:07I gotta lay down.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:11Okay, um...
00:54:12What's the last thing you remember?
00:54:16Today?
00:54:17Mm-hmm.
00:54:17Uh, laying down for a nap, and then, ooh, I had a sexy dream about wrestling a male man.
00:54:27Um, that's about it.
00:54:29Okay.
00:54:30We're done.
00:54:31We're going.
00:54:32Now.
00:54:32What?
00:54:33No, no, no, no.
00:54:34I can't just leave them.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:35Listen, you don't even like them.
00:54:37I sure as hell don't like you, babe.
00:54:40So?
00:54:40You don't have to like your family.
00:54:42Like, listen, you're never going to understand this, because you had yours your entire life.
00:54:48I can't even get these guys to sit down for a dinner.
00:54:50I mean, if I give up now, like, what do I have?
00:54:54What do you mean, what do you have?
00:54:56You have me.
00:54:59No, no, no.
00:54:59That's...
00:55:00No, you can't ask to take the place of my entire family.
00:55:04That's not how it works.
00:55:06Why can't you just give them a shot?
00:55:08Because I hate them.
00:55:10I hate them.
00:55:12They treat you bad, they treat each other worse, and I'm not going to sit here waiting
00:55:17for something terrible to happen, okay?
00:55:22Okay, then don't.
00:55:24What?
00:55:25Then don't.
00:55:29The rental's in the driveway.
00:55:31Go ahead and take it.
00:55:33Okay, you don't mean that.
00:55:37I'm going to stay here with my family,
00:55:39and it doesn't sound like you want to.
00:55:42Oh, God.
00:55:55Oh, God.
00:55:55Oh, God.
00:55:59Oh, God.
00:56:02uh where am i sleeping the couches seem comfortable
00:56:22oh leaving so soon yes i'm sure that'll make you very happy
00:56:32and daniel's not going with you
00:56:34no for whatever reason he thinks you all actually want to be his family
00:56:41well we are his family no you're not the family's supposed to be caring loving supportive my god
00:56:50you're worse than he is you think you're gonna give some little speech on your way out the door
00:57:02about love and togetherness that will make us see the error of our ways and
00:57:09live forever more in familial bliss no you're not
00:57:14you're just gonna leave
00:57:17goodbye
00:57:20that was daniel's rental car
00:57:32that was daniel's rental car
00:57:47but we just saw daniel's body do you think they're disposing his body
00:57:51yes good thinking lawrence i can see why dad kept you around that means the coast is clear
00:57:55let's go to the shed
00:57:57fuck the shed let's get the hell out of here
00:58:08couches are comfy
00:58:09fucking witch never give me a break
00:58:18shit
00:58:27jesus
00:58:38what the fuck
00:58:44Son of a...
00:58:52Oh! Oh, no.
00:58:54We say a tree fell on him.
00:58:56What, bash his head in with a fucking coconut?
00:58:59Exactly.
00:59:00At the deposition, I'll say we were all so crushed.
00:59:09I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
00:59:12Use the machete.
00:59:21And that's all of it?
00:59:23Yep.
00:59:24You know your father always liked to make a big, bold statement.
00:59:28Like giving somebody a clock.
00:59:30Oh, my God. Enough with the clock already.
00:59:33You're right.
00:59:34Doesn't matter. There's some more to take care of that.
00:59:37There's enough here to last. That's a lifetime.
00:59:42No.
00:59:56Oh, fuck me.
00:59:57Please, please, please pick up, please pick up.
00:59:59Oh, come on, baby. Come on, please pick up.
01:00:01Oh, so now you want to call me? Okay.
01:00:12Nope.
01:00:15You want to stay there with that crazy-ass family? All good with me.
01:00:18Pick up.
01:00:19Hey, this is Emily.
01:00:20I'll call Jack.
01:00:21Never agree.
01:00:22Baby, baby.
01:00:24I'm sorry.
01:00:25I take back everything I said.
01:00:26These are horrible, horrible people.
01:00:30And if you don't come get me right now, something very bad is-
01:00:33Daniel?
01:00:38Daniel, we're making tea.
01:00:40Do you care to join us?
01:00:41Daniel?
01:00:51Daniel?
01:00:55Daniel?
01:00:59...
01:01:00Fuck.
01:01:04Daniel.
01:01:05Yes.
01:01:06Join us for tea.
01:01:15Daniel?
01:01:16Yep. Coming.
01:01:21I mean, they're probably not going to notice it's gone.
01:01:25Yeah, they just wasted it anyway.
01:01:29Babe.
01:01:32Babe?
01:01:36My love.
01:01:41My love.
01:02:02My love.
01:02:04My love.
01:02:05I don't know.
01:02:35Oh, hey, brother.
01:02:46Come here.
01:02:47I saved you a seat.
01:02:53Anyway, we saw that Emily left you, right?
01:02:57You must be crushed.
01:03:00I heard a joke earlier.
01:03:05The point is, we're here for you, right?
01:03:13We're family.
01:03:14You know the expression, right?
01:03:15You know, you can pick your friends, but family is something that is around you, surrounds
01:03:20you, penetrates you.
01:03:22But I don't know that that's how it goes, but...
01:03:25What we're saying is, Emily left.
01:03:29She doesn't love you.
01:03:31We're here because we...
01:03:35We...
01:03:37We love you.
01:03:42And we want to talk about family.
01:03:49So, let's take a walk.
01:03:54Now.
01:04:25Baby, I'm sorry.
01:04:27I take back everything I said.
01:04:29These are horrible, horrible people.
01:04:31Shit.
01:04:31And...
01:04:32Hop to it.
01:04:50You hop to it.
01:04:51Why do I always have to hop to it?
01:04:52Because you're the oldest.
01:04:54We're twins.
01:04:55You came out first.
01:04:56Fine.
01:04:57Fine.
01:04:58Fine.
01:04:59You know what they say.
01:05:00If you want something done, it's go time.
01:05:04You know what they say.
01:05:05If you want something done, it's go time.
01:05:08I don't know.
01:05:09I don't know.
01:05:10I don't know.
01:05:11I feel like I don't know what they're going to do...
01:05:13I feel like I'm too thin.
01:05:14I feel like I'm tooする when they come to...
01:05:15See?
01:05:16Oh, Jesus.
01:05:46Oh, Jesus.
01:06:16Oh, Jesus.
01:06:46Oh, Jesus.
01:06:53What the hell?
01:06:56What the hell's going on here?
01:07:08Yes, what are you doing?
01:07:09Don't answer.
01:07:10Jesus, Mia.
01:07:10That's rhetorical.
01:07:11Put the bag down.
01:07:13What bag?
01:07:13Put it down.
01:07:16Getting a little greedy, I see.
01:07:19Honestly, the thing some people do for money these days...
01:07:22Oh, my God.
01:07:23You guys are all so horrible.
01:07:26Dad would be so disappointed.
01:07:29And Mom?
01:07:30Mom?
01:07:31Mom was a drunk.
01:07:34A boozy, stinking lush who drank herself to an early grave.
01:07:39Classic Daniel.
01:07:40Can't see what's right in front of you.
01:07:42Well, I was four.
01:07:44Dad...
01:07:45Dad?
01:07:46Dad, the workaholic ghost who came around just long enough to sweep his failures under the rug
01:07:51and cast us away like the monsters we are?
01:07:53No.
01:07:54Whoa!
01:07:55Do you know what it's like?
01:07:56To be sent away at a young age?
01:07:58Spend your days in a wretched boarding school with your idiot siblings?
01:08:01Hey!
01:08:02Fuck you!
01:08:03Okay.
01:08:04So what's the plan here, Mia?
01:08:06Huh?
01:08:07You're gonna take all the family money and you think that's gonna fix everything?
01:08:10The plan was to steal your money, Daniel.
01:08:12You had it all.
01:08:14You don't even see it.
01:08:15It was the perfect plan.
01:08:17Then you had to come around with your feelings and your love.
01:08:21And then you just won't fucking die!
01:08:25Ow!
01:08:27Fucking coconut.
01:08:32I hope the irony isn't lost on you when you wake up.
01:08:37Hey!
01:08:38Back off.
01:08:39Now.
01:08:41You know, I thought we'd have a family bonfire this weekend, so now's as good a time as ever.
01:08:47No!
01:08:48No!
01:08:48No!
01:08:51Toss me the machete.
01:08:53Ah!
01:08:55Slide me the machete.
01:08:56You wouldn't.
01:08:59No!
01:09:00No!
01:09:01Give it to him!
01:09:02Give it!
01:09:07Let's talk.
01:09:08Yes.
01:09:10Let's.
01:09:11Okay.
01:09:12Let's talk over dinner.
01:09:14All right.
01:09:19All right.
01:09:20Everybody good?
01:09:22Good.
01:09:27That should do it.
01:09:29Do you really think this is necessary?
01:09:31That's for the cops to figure out.
01:09:33Daniel, I...
01:09:34I was your father's most trusted advisor.
01:09:37Daniel, he was my best friend.
01:09:39What would he say?
01:09:43You know, I don't know anymore, Lawrence.
01:09:45The father that I knew wouldn't have thrown me to the fucking wolves back here.
01:09:49Is that really what you think?
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:51Well, it's not true.
01:09:53Your father just wanted you to see your family for who they really are.
01:09:57Everything he did was just done to look out for you.
01:10:02Why do you think you were the one to stay home?
01:10:05Only you.
01:10:05I thought he wanted to protect me.
01:10:07Which is more than what you've done.
01:10:09Well, I sure as hell didn't try to kill you like those monsters in there.
01:10:12All right.
01:10:13That's it.
01:10:13There we go.
01:10:18Carter.
01:10:19What the hell is this?
01:10:21Is there just money lying around everywhere?
01:10:23I actually found that in a clock.
01:10:26A clock?
01:10:27Yeah, yeah, in the study.
01:10:29That wasn't even all of it.
01:10:31There's more.
01:10:32Daniel?
01:10:33Daniel?
01:10:34Shut up!
01:10:44Get out of here.
01:10:45Okay.
01:10:48Daniel.
01:10:52The money was in the clock.
01:10:54Wow.
01:11:17Took a heck of a lot of work
01:11:21But I finally got you all to sit down for a family dinner
01:11:25I
01:11:27I forgot the most important part
01:11:30Can't have dinner
01:11:35Without food
01:11:38Enjoy
01:11:41Oh my god, it smells like shit
01:11:44What's going on? What's happening?
01:11:48Daniel's lost it
01:11:49He's trying to kill us with your awful meal
01:11:52What do you mean awful meal?
01:11:54Do you know how long it took me to make for you?
01:11:57Enough!
01:12:00Let's see what we have here
01:12:01Oh shit
01:12:02You know
01:12:04Before I got here
01:12:07I told Emily
01:12:08To try to find the good
01:12:11In all of you
01:12:12I said it's got to be there
01:12:14After all, we're family, right?
01:12:16We share the same blood, right?
01:12:18Yep
01:12:19And I'm not a bad guy
01:12:21So that must mean that there's some good in all of you, right?
01:12:26You are so right
01:12:27So incredibly right
01:12:29We're so alike
01:12:30In so many ways
01:12:31Like in each and every way
01:12:33Yeah
01:12:34But you tried to kill me
01:12:36What?
01:12:38So doesn't that mean that I have it in me?
01:12:45To kill you
01:12:46Okay, well we're not alike in every way
01:12:49Yeah, like only a few ways
01:12:51Ah
01:12:51You know, it's funny
01:12:53I think dad actually told me that mom had an affair
01:12:55Oh, well shit, there you go
01:12:57We're not even related, dude
01:12:59I guess we should find out
01:13:05How's he gonna do that?
01:13:11It's like a DNA test or something?
01:13:13Shut up
01:13:13Come on, Daniel
01:13:22Pick up, pick up
01:13:23Oh my god
01:13:26I told you that ass is crazy
01:13:27And no
01:13:27It's okay, I'm coming
01:13:28I'm coming
01:13:29I'm coming, baby
01:13:30I'm coming
01:13:30So clearly
01:13:33You don't give a damn about me
01:13:36And I know
01:13:38You don't give a damn about each other
01:13:40But I think I do know what you care about
01:13:44That's the cash
01:13:48What?
01:13:49You monster
01:13:49You are so stupid
01:13:51No
01:13:51Oh, I'm sure you want to know what dad left you, right?
01:13:58Yes
01:13:59I mean, outside of the stock options and cash and mountain properties
01:14:02The possibilities are endless
01:14:03And now they're gone
01:14:05No
01:14:05I can't wait
01:14:07And this is all that's left
01:14:09For you
01:14:11But
01:14:11Before we get into this
01:14:13Let me ask
01:14:14Who here
01:14:16Hasn't tried to kill me tonight?
01:14:20No one?
01:14:22Well, to be fair
01:14:24I got someone to try and kill you
01:14:27Because I couldn't actually do it myself
01:14:29Well, thank you, Jessica
01:14:31That's worth a few bills
01:14:32Such a kiss-ass
01:14:33Fuck off
01:14:34Hey, fuck you
01:14:35Victor
01:14:36Yes, brother
01:14:38Eat your dinner
01:14:41Come on, you're not serious
01:14:46Okay, wait, wait, wait
01:14:47No
01:14:47No
01:14:48Eat
01:14:51I would
01:14:52If I had hands and utensils
01:14:55Oh, don't worry
01:14:55I'll help you
01:14:56There you go
01:14:59Thank you
01:15:00Thank you
01:15:02Okay
01:15:02Okay, wait, wait, wait
01:15:03Okay, go
01:15:04Okay, okay
01:15:04Fine
01:15:05Oh, yeah
01:15:11Okay
01:15:11Okay
01:15:12Mm
01:15:13Yeah
01:15:15Mm-hmm
01:15:16Oh
01:15:19Oh, yeah
01:15:23There you go
01:15:24Tell me it's good
01:15:25So good
01:15:26Serves you right
01:15:28Jessica
01:15:30Hmm?
01:15:33Jessica, you're next
01:15:34What?
01:15:35No, no, no, no
01:15:36No, Daniel
01:15:36You can't do this, okay?
01:15:38This isn't fair
01:15:38They're the real killers
01:15:40Not fair
01:15:41I'm sorry
01:15:41Did you just say
01:15:42This is not fair?
01:15:45No
01:15:45No, no
01:15:47It's not fair
01:15:48No, you didn't say it
01:15:50What?
01:15:52Leave her alone
01:15:52She's never been good
01:15:53At word problems
01:15:54Leave her alone
01:15:57Why should I leave
01:16:00Any of you alone?
01:16:02Hey, dude
01:16:02Huh?
01:16:03Hey, come on
01:16:04No
01:16:04You tried to murder me
01:16:06Come on
01:16:06That is super dangerous
01:16:08All I wanted
01:16:09Was a family
01:16:10I just wanted to bring
01:16:11My family together
01:16:12But could you give me that?
01:16:13No
01:16:13And why?
01:16:15Why me?
01:16:15What the hell
01:16:16Did I ever do
01:16:17To any of you?
01:16:19Nothing
01:16:19I never saw you guys
01:16:22And this is how you treat me?
01:16:24And worst of all
01:16:26You put the woman
01:16:28That I love the most
01:16:28In life in danger
01:16:30Did I tell you
01:16:30How much I like her
01:16:31By the way?
01:16:31Yeah, she is one
01:16:32Of the good ones
01:16:33You know
01:16:33Jessica and I
01:16:34Were talking the other day
01:16:34Like, she's a keeper
01:16:35She's incredible
01:16:36One of the good ones
01:16:37That's so sweet
01:16:38Thank you very much
01:16:39Yeah
01:16:39She's a keeper
01:16:40Fuck you
01:16:40Wait, no
01:16:41No, no, no
01:16:43No
01:16:43Give me one good reason
01:16:46I shouldn't pour
01:16:47This whole thing in right now
01:16:48Sure
01:16:49I
01:16:51Love you
01:16:54Oh, that's a terrible reason
01:16:55No, okay, okay
01:16:56Fine, fine, fine
01:16:56I fucking hate you
01:16:57That's better
01:16:58Well, I love you, Daniel
01:17:00I love you
01:17:00Oh, that is rich
01:17:02Oh, shut up, Mia
01:17:03This is your fault
01:17:05Fuck off
01:17:05Fuck you
01:17:06You guys can't even last two minutes
01:17:10Can you?
01:17:12I mean, Dad
01:17:12Dad was right
01:17:14And he warned me about this
01:17:15But I don't think that he knew
01:17:17How terrible you all actually were
01:17:20So I'm gonna do exactly
01:17:22What he told me to do
01:17:24What did he tell you to do?
01:17:25What are you doing?
01:17:26No, no, no, no
01:17:27No, no, no
01:17:28Don't do it
01:17:29I'm gonna leave you
01:17:33Hmm
01:17:37Daniel?
01:17:42So here you go
01:17:43You wanted it
01:17:45You take it
01:17:47Because nothing I could do to you
01:17:51Is as bad as what you're about to do to yourselves
01:17:53Enjoy
01:18:03You did this
01:18:06Shut the fuck up
01:18:08Daniel?
01:18:09Baby
01:18:10Don't worry about him
01:18:13Babe, are you okay?
01:18:14I'm okay
01:18:14Is everything okay?
01:18:15Yes, yes
01:18:15You were answering your phone
01:18:16What is going on?
01:18:17Everything is okay
01:18:18Let's go home
01:18:19Where's your family?
01:18:22Emily?
01:18:23We'd love to see you
01:18:24In the dining room
01:18:25No, no, no
01:18:25Babe
01:18:26I
01:18:26Hey
01:18:31Hi
01:18:32Welcome back
01:18:34Yeah, let's go
01:18:41Aw, you suck as much as Daniel
01:18:45Have fun with your loser boyfriend
01:18:47You both suck
01:18:48Ugh
01:18:48She's so gross
01:18:50Ugh
01:18:52You were my father's best friend too
01:18:56He told me that
01:18:58Even though you're kind of an asshole
01:19:05I'm not kind of an asshole
01:19:08I am an asshole
01:19:09Also, I'm just having a really, really shitty day
01:19:16Lauren?
01:19:26Oh
01:19:27Lauren?
01:19:27Lauren?
01:19:31So we're keeping that money, right?
01:19:33It's ours now
01:19:34Hmm
01:19:34They can tear themselves apart for the rest
01:19:37Hey
01:19:40Hey
01:19:41You're enough
01:19:43You've always been enough
01:19:46And I'm so sorry it took all this crazy shit for me to figure that out
01:19:51I get it
01:19:54Always see the good in people
01:19:56Yeah
01:19:57Don't ever try that shit again
01:19:59Never
01:20:00Good
01:20:01Hey, so
01:20:05Are you gonna call the cops?
01:20:08Yeah
01:20:08Give them some time in there
01:20:09Let them finish out the weekend
01:20:12Is what dad would have wanted
01:20:13Man, this weekend has been fucked
01:20:17Hey
01:20:21Here
01:20:23Uh, what is this for?
01:20:28Consider it your severance pay
01:20:29Because I'm pretty sure you're fired
01:20:32What?
01:20:33Thanks
01:20:34What's that?
01:20:40This is a letter
01:20:40From my dad
01:20:41Oh
01:20:42Daniel
01:20:44Daniel
01:20:44If you're reading this letter
01:20:47Congratulations
01:20:48You survived the weekend
01:20:51And are now
01:20:52A very rich man
01:20:54But you don't need my money
01:20:56To be rich
01:20:57You could lose every cent
01:21:00And still be the richest man there
01:21:03There's more to who you are
01:21:13And who loves you
01:21:14Than your name
01:21:15Or your blood
01:21:16Blood is thicker than water
01:21:23But so is a pile of shit
01:21:26And I don't see you inviting that
01:21:29To your wedding
01:21:30Think about it
01:21:32Enjoy the money
01:21:35Consider it a wedding gift
01:21:38I'm sorry
01:21:39I won't be there
01:21:40To see you start your new life
01:21:42But I don't need to see it
01:21:45To know it will be great
01:21:47Dad
01:21:48P.S.
01:21:50Don't worry about getting more than them
01:21:52I'm leaving them the beach house
01:21:55Stop touching my money
01:21:56Get me the fuck out of here
01:21:58Here you go
01:21:59Your highness
01:21:59No you're a fool
01:22:02You fucking idiots
01:22:03Ow
01:22:04Whoa
01:22:12You okay?
01:22:14I've had better days
01:22:16Oh
01:22:21No thanks
01:22:22You keep it
01:22:23You deserve it
01:22:25You're a good kid
01:22:28You know maybe I did need this weekend
01:22:32You needed your family to try to kill you
01:22:34No not that much
01:22:35But to get my priorities straight
01:22:38You weren't actually going to hurt them were you?
01:22:43God no
01:22:44What kind of person do you think I am?
01:22:46Thank you
01:22:47Whoa
01:22:56I can't stop
01:22:57Me
01:22:57Here's what you do me
01:22:58You'll get rough
01:23:00I attacked my self-esteem
01:23:02It's not much
01:23:03For she sets the frying
01:23:04For I oh
01:23:04For it's a mess I've done
01:23:05I can solve
01:23:06I'm good at every one
01:23:07Ooh
01:23:09Ooh, the good in everyone
01:23:12You see the good in everyone
01:23:16You see the good in everyone
01:23:19I know my eyes, I can't give it up
01:23:32I close my mind, I can't get enough
01:23:36But I'm in no shape, I gotta turn it off
01:23:39Just let it play, the good in everyone
01:23:42Ooh, the good in everyone
01:23:53You see the good in everyone
01:23:56You see the good in everyone
01:23:59You see the good in everyone
01:24:03Ooh, the good in everyone
01:24:06Ooh, the good in everyone
01:24:26You see the good in everyone
01:24:29Ooh, the good in everyone
01:24:39You see the good in everyone
01:24:42Ooh, the good in everyone
01:24:46You see the good in everyone
01:24:49Good and good in everyone
01:24:59We rich, we rich, we rich, we that
01:25:29We rich, we rich, we rich, I'm that bitch
01:25:48You that bitch!
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