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The 1993 film Robot in the Family follows a father, son, and a clunky robot named Gold Digger as they search for a valuable relic, clashing with a villain along the way.
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00:03:40I love you, and everybody is going to love you.
00:03:44Wake up, Daddy! Wake up!
00:03:46If I am working, I'm going to change the world.
00:03:48I'm going to revolutionize our planet and make you rich.
00:03:52I will bring love and happiness to your family and the world.
00:03:56Wake up, Jack! I am alive!
00:04:00Daddy, the crazy clock is going crazy.
00:04:05And he broke the lamp.
00:04:08Wake up.
00:04:10Ah!
00:04:12Mommy, that's my toy.
00:04:14Jack, your gadget did it again.
00:04:17Christina, I'm just about to finish my invention.
00:04:21You're an antique dealer, not an inventor, and we're on our way to bankruptcy.
00:04:27We've got a shop to run, so get up and get going.
00:04:32Well, I hate antiques.
00:04:34Honey, you promised after my father died that you'd give up these crazy inventions and take care of his house and business.
00:04:41Now get up, honey, get up!
00:04:43No more inventions.
00:04:45Oh-ho-ho-ho! It's the night!
00:05:02Rise inside, everyone!
00:05:04Today's the day!
00:05:06Missy!
00:05:07Alex!
00:05:08Marky!
00:05:09Jingy!
00:05:10Christina!
00:05:11Donnie!
00:05:12Come on, sweetheart!
00:05:13Wake up!
00:05:14Today's the day!
00:05:15Christina!
00:05:16Everybody!
00:05:17Into the living room!
00:05:19Into the living room!
00:05:26Crime!
00:05:27Did you know that last year alone, Americans spent over $100 million on home security?
00:05:34But what did it affect her?
00:05:36No, right?
00:05:37They stole your bicycle, stole your fishing pole.
00:05:40But I, your daddy, and you alone very much, have answered to the nation's greatest crime of the Daleks.
00:05:49Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you...
00:05:55World again!
00:05:57Hi, Mommy!
00:05:58I'm your new home security robot and your sixth child.
00:06:01I'm programmed to cook, clean, and do whatever your heart desires!
00:06:04I vacuum dust, walk the door, wipe the dishes!
00:06:07Hi, Mikey!
00:06:08Hi, Johnny!
00:06:09Hi, Alex!
00:06:10Wow, that's rude, Dad!
00:06:11Hi, Richie!
00:06:12Hi, Cindy!
00:06:13Hello, my new family!
00:06:14Good morning, Gold Digger!
00:06:15Good morning, Daddy!
00:06:16Alright, now, there are a few important things to know about your new home security system.
00:06:21The red light lets you know if you are ever in any danger.
00:06:25If that ever happens, then the green light will go on once you yell,
00:06:30AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
00:06:34Dialing 9-1-1.
00:06:39See, Christina, if you are ever in any danger, all you have to do is scream.
00:06:45Kids tour, you scream, and Gold Digger automatically gonna dial 9-1-1 police emergency line.
00:06:52Hello, someone, Daddy, you got order?
00:06:54A rock?
00:06:57I've made few adjustments.
00:07:01This light, this is Gold Detector.
00:07:03I programmed Gold Digger to detect gold and be able to detect fakes at shop.
00:07:09Christina, soon every home in America gonna have one of these.
00:07:13Part protector, part educator.
00:07:15Mikey, he's gonna help you with your homework.
00:07:17And Christina, Christina, Christina,
00:07:19he's gonna clean the house and do you homework and tell you something!
00:07:22Christina, you're going to do it!
00:07:23Look out!
00:07:24You're a rat-bar, punker!
00:07:26Wait a minute!
00:07:27Wait a minute!
00:07:28Make adjustments!
00:07:29You're done!
00:07:30No problem!
00:07:31No problem!
00:07:32Land bridge is falling down!
00:07:34Falling down!
00:07:35Falling down!
00:07:36Falling down!
00:07:37Land bridge is falling down!
00:07:38My dear lady!
00:07:40Newspapers!
00:07:41I am programmed to get the newspaper!
00:07:43Dr. Christina!
00:07:44What do you think about this?
00:07:45What is going on?
00:07:46What is going on?
00:07:47What is going on?
00:07:48For the left!
00:07:49For the left!
00:07:50The straight!
00:07:51No!
00:07:52Right!
00:07:53Right!
00:07:54Go to God!
00:07:55To the left!
00:07:56Left!
00:07:57Left!
00:07:58Left!
00:07:59Daddy, make up your mind!
00:08:00Which way?
00:08:01No!
00:08:02Right!
00:08:03Right!
00:08:04I'm your new brother!
00:08:05I am programmed to play hundreds of games!
00:08:06I tell you!
00:08:07Every home!
00:08:08$13,000 each!
00:08:09Just Greatneck!
00:08:10We're going to make a billion dollars!
00:08:12Hey!
00:08:13I know where Greatneck is!
00:08:14We live!
00:08:15Go to God!
00:08:16I'm stuck!
00:08:17Help me, Mommy!
00:08:18Help me, Daddy!
00:08:19I'm stuck!
00:08:20Newspapers!
00:08:21Upside!
00:08:22We'll be gone!
00:08:23Okay!
00:08:24Upstairs!
00:08:25That's the show!
00:08:26Get ready for school!
00:08:27I am programmed to take orders, but I'd much rather play with you kids!
00:08:30Go to God!
00:08:31Go upstairs!
00:08:32You want me to go upstairs?
00:08:33Let's play!
00:08:34Let's play!
00:08:35Let's play!
00:08:36Okay!
00:08:37Let's go!
00:08:38You want me to go upstairs!
00:08:39Let's play!
00:08:40Let's play!
00:08:41Let's play!
00:08:42Let's play!
00:08:43Oh, Jack!
00:08:44How much did this new toy cost us?
00:08:47Nothing compared to what we're going to make!
00:08:50When?
00:08:51When?
00:08:52Look around you!
00:08:53What do you see?
00:08:55Do you see a house that needs painting?
00:08:57I mean, never mind it!
00:08:58The roof is falling in!
00:08:59I mean, we have a drawer full of bills that are getting bigger every day.
00:09:03A house full of half-baked inventions and five kids who need and deserve a little more than just the basics.
00:09:09I know you have dreams, Jack. That's why I love you.
00:09:12But there's a time for a dream. That's in bed.
00:09:17Sweetheart, don't be late for your meeting with that big buyer today.
00:09:20Hey, I like him, Dad. I think he's cool.
00:09:23That cowboy, honey, he's a big, big spender.
00:09:25Thanks, Alex.
00:09:29Go get ready for school.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:47I am programmed to protect the house, watch over the children, and keep an eye on the neighborhood.
00:09:53But first, I have to get the newspaper for Daddy.
00:09:56Newspaper, birds, squirrels, crickety, gold.
00:10:11Oh, I have found the gold for my daddy.
00:10:13I'm gonna make him rich.
00:10:15Gold, gold, solid gold.
00:10:17My daddy's gonna be so proud of me.
00:10:20And Frederick Gold is worth $400 an ounce.
00:10:23Hey, you!
00:10:24This symbol goes on.
00:10:26Hey, you!
00:10:26That's mine!
00:10:27This mailbox is worth $5 million.
00:10:29I'm gonna kill a boy.
00:10:30Hello?
00:10:31Whoa! A monster!
00:10:32War continues to rage in the Middle East as two religious factions blame each other over
00:10:38the theft of the sacred helmet of Suleiman, stolen from the Sunite mosque in Mecca.
00:10:44Meanwhile, on the local front, two men wearing Chinese doll masks broke into a Brooklyn warehouse
00:10:50last night, making off with a priceless collection of antique relics.
00:10:55The owner, British entrepreneur Anthony Hardsworth, is offering a $2 million reward for the safe
00:11:01return of the antiques.
00:11:03In other news, Wingling, the dancing panda bear, was abducted from her cage in the Kyoto Zoo
00:11:09early this morning.
00:11:10What kind of person would do something like that, Bono?
00:11:13That's terrible.
00:11:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:16Yeah, we got the thing.
00:11:17Where is Wingling now?
00:11:19Hey, hey, hey.
00:11:20Hold on, pal.
00:11:21If I tell you we got him, we got him, huh?
00:11:23What?
00:11:24How?
00:11:24We didn't put our butts in the line so you could rip us off.
00:11:27Huh?
00:11:28Oh.
00:11:29Oh, you want proof, huh?
00:11:31Okay, okay.
00:11:32Quiet, huh?
00:11:33A pencil.
00:11:34Stupid.
00:11:34Pencil.
00:11:35Uh, pencil, yeah.
00:11:36Hold on.
00:11:37Wait, I got...
00:11:38Oh, I got a pencil.
00:11:40Okay.
00:11:40All right.
00:11:41I need something to write with, dummy.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:43Something to write with.
00:11:44I got it.
00:11:45Hold on.
00:11:45I said, hold on.
00:11:46All right, here.
00:11:47All right.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:11:48Who are you talking to, Bono?
00:11:49Okay, what?
00:11:50Who are you talking to, Bono?
00:11:51Okay, what?
00:11:52Who are you talking to?
00:11:53Oh, you shut up!
00:11:54No.
00:11:54Shut up.
00:11:55No.
00:11:55No.
00:11:56No, not you.
00:11:56No.
00:11:57What?
00:11:58What are you talking about?
00:12:00I told you we wanted cash.
00:12:02Cash, yeah.
00:12:04Yeah, that's right.
00:12:05Yeah, bye.
00:12:07Who are you talking to, Bono?
00:12:08Uh-huh.
00:12:17Goldiger, today is the day.
00:12:20Today is Friday.
00:12:21Mr. Marshall, Mr. Texan, you're going to come, you're going to buy Remington.
00:12:26Bail me off.
00:12:26A very valuable antique.
00:12:28Everybody back.
00:12:30Then I can devote my time to you and you're really going to make us rich.
00:12:34Beautiful day.
00:12:35What could possibly go wrong?
00:12:36I detect thunder, lightning, and a high concentration of electricity building in the clouds above us.
00:12:43Water, mayday, mayday.
00:12:45Okay, my love.
00:12:46The call from the right.
00:12:47Advise for shutting.
00:12:49Advise utilization of a very good secret.
00:12:52I'm a good ramp on your bus.
00:12:54Jump around.
00:12:55Jack, save yourself.
00:12:56Use your parachute.
00:12:57Jump from this vehicle.
00:12:59We're scolding a push.
00:13:01We're going to be Mr. Chester, meet a big cowboy, going to buy the whole shop.
00:13:05I am currently utilizing all my horsepower.
00:13:09Close your gun, watch your car.
00:13:12You're going to kill me, man.
00:13:13I am not broken.
00:13:15Wow.
00:13:17My favorite illegal vehicle.
00:13:19I mean, like, a couple of dollars.
00:13:20Give us a couple of dollars.
00:13:21Come on, now.
00:13:22We've been pushing for 20 miles.
00:13:23I do not have any money, but I can give you a little pickle.
00:13:28Wow.
00:13:29What was that?
00:13:30Did you like that?
00:13:31Here.
00:13:32I got a totus puppy.
00:13:33They're never going to believe me down at the garage.
00:13:36Holy cow.
00:13:37No inspections, Dicko.
00:13:39Oh, ha, ha, ha.
00:13:40Okay, look out.
00:13:40You're getting a joke.
00:13:41Uh-oh.
00:13:42I am programmed to protect the solar car.
00:13:45No registration.
00:13:46I'm going to Disney World on this puppy, baby.
00:13:49I told him I'd be back.
00:13:51Whoa.
00:13:52Excuse me, Mac.
00:13:53Excuse me, officer.
00:13:54I'm writing a ticket, you know?
00:13:55I'm sorry.
00:13:56Please hand over those tickets now.
00:13:57Sorry.
00:13:57I already wrote the ticket out, pally boy.
00:14:00Whoa.
00:14:00Whoa.
00:14:00Whoa.
00:14:01Go, Dicko.
00:14:02Go, Dicko.
00:14:02Watch what I can do.
00:14:04No, no.
00:14:06Don't hurt me.
00:14:08That's city property.
00:14:10You can't.
00:14:10I worked hard to write those tickets.
00:14:13You ruined my vacation.
00:14:15I should have been a proctologist like my mom wanted me to be.
00:14:18Wah.
00:14:20Where's Jack?
00:14:22Yeah, the safety tag was great.
00:14:28Check balance.
00:14:29Okay, I'll pay tomorrow in cash.
00:14:31Oh, you must be that idiot that owns a car out there.
00:14:35Hey, John, wake up boy.
00:14:38Howdy doody, Mr. Marshall.
00:14:39I believe we just say howdy.
00:14:42Howdy or hokey hey.
00:14:43We're talking to our Indian friends.
00:14:44Where's Jack?
00:14:45I got to get out of here in a polio express hurry.
00:14:48I can't lie to gag with you.
00:14:49Don't kiss me again unless you prepare to die.
00:15:00Tea, please.
00:15:01No, I'll have Jack Daniels straight up.
00:15:04Be quick about it.
00:15:05Tea?
00:15:05Tea, please.
00:15:06I said I was going to pay you.
00:15:15My kids have to go to the bathroom.
00:15:16You don't know how to run a horse.
00:15:35I said I was going to go to the bathroom.
00:15:37I said I was going to go to the bathroom.
00:15:39We're going to go to the bathroom, man.
00:15:39No, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:15:42I'm going to hold for your dessert.
00:15:42What's the matter with you?
00:15:44Warning.
00:15:45Do not operate motor vehicle without a job.
00:15:47You again.
00:15:48I know you.
00:15:48You are Eli, the crooked monster.
00:15:51I am programmed to recognize you, you crooked.
00:15:53Ah, machine of order.
00:15:55Oh, my gosh, don't get it, I get it, I get it.
00:15:57Oh, my Jack, watch your water.
00:16:01Ah, my God, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:16:02Ah, my God, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:16:04Ah, my gosh, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:16:06Oh, I couldn't see it.
00:16:26Oh, I ran again.
00:16:33Mr. Marshall!
00:16:34Oh, I still used to be my brother.
00:16:37Isaac!
00:16:39Isaac!
00:16:41I'll...
00:16:43I, I'll, I'll put your mother up.
00:16:45Ayyyy!
00:16:46Oh, the killer.
00:16:47Hello?
00:16:48Doshi!
00:16:53Don't you go, I'll try to wash the car.
00:16:56Come back you don't have a license, don't dig up!
00:16:59What is we doing?
00:17:01I don't know why the hell you'd want to burn the American flag like you did.
00:17:08You know, capture all those people.
00:17:10You drove us crazy with that kind of thing.
00:17:12Maybe we can be friends.
00:17:14Ah, you drive a very hard bargain.
00:17:15Well, you drive a bargain harder than a rooster in a hen.
00:17:22Hello, Sean.
00:17:24Shut up.
00:17:25But I had a cowboy.
00:17:27Laring to the rituals.
00:17:28Any heart to come by?
00:17:29God bless you.
00:17:31Roll!
00:17:34Which is why I sell forduries.
00:17:48That's it.
00:17:50Line it off to which hill, macho?
00:17:52Go on, go on, go on!
00:17:53Stop the car!
00:17:56God, I'll get him off myself.
00:17:58Get him off in there!
00:17:59He's the weirdest man who's trying to sign there!
00:18:02I hate a dirty windshield!
00:18:04I like that!
00:18:05It's all smug by the little people!
00:18:07Get him off in there!
00:18:08Now, see if you can drive over him.
00:18:12Uncle Isaac, you smell like a sewer!
00:18:31Why are you so dirty, Uncle Isaac?
00:18:33Are you always this way?
00:18:34Did you play in the mud?
00:18:36I am programmed to play...
00:18:37How am I going to come up with a million dollars?
00:18:40Oh, my God!
00:18:40I am programmed to be...
00:18:43Hey!
00:18:52Hey!
00:18:54No, I don't buy.
00:18:55I went to trade.
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:18:57This is for you, you know?
00:18:59Special delivery.
00:19:00It's for you!
00:19:00No, no, no.
00:19:01I got nothing.
00:19:02I'm losing everything.
00:19:03I don't want it.
00:19:04No, no, this is delivery for 834 Broadway.
00:19:08No, you're wrong with us, 832.
00:19:10You want crook next door, Eli.
00:19:12Go bother him.
00:19:14Oh, crook next door.
00:19:15Crook next door.
00:19:16Right, Eli, right, right.
00:19:18I knew that.
00:19:19Right.
00:19:21Right.
00:19:22I knew that.
00:19:23Right.
00:19:23Hey!
00:19:24Hey!
00:19:33Mr. Tuck.
00:19:34This gentleman who claims that some rock star bought you a statue, which he claims is this
00:19:41statue.
00:19:42What's the story?
00:19:43Inspector, I know that you're only doing your duty, but get that walking Christmas tree out
00:19:50of here!
00:19:50Inspector, my robot is trained to detect gold.
00:19:53Inspector, all the time this man is trying to discredit my good name.
00:19:58And why?
00:19:59Why?
00:19:59Why?
00:20:00Because he is jealous of my achievements.
00:20:03Me?
00:20:03Why, you're nothing but crook, Eli.
00:20:05I know you.
00:20:06I saw it, Eli.
00:20:07I saw it, my own eyes.
00:20:08I saw it, my own eyes.
00:20:10Enough.
00:20:12That's it.
00:20:12Very simple.
00:20:14Mr. Tuck.
00:20:14You did or you did not receive a statue fitting the description?
00:20:18The answer is yes.
00:20:20And it is no business of each.
00:20:21Let me show you.
00:20:22Does this look like a stolen gold statue to you?
00:20:26No, no, no, no.
00:20:27No, no, no.
00:20:28That's not the one I saw.
00:20:29This is not a statue I saw.
00:20:32This is not it.
00:20:34Gold!
00:20:35Gold!
00:20:35I found it!
00:20:36What is it doing?
00:20:37You're robots.
00:20:37Reproduction.
00:20:38Yes.
00:20:39Junk.
00:20:39Hey!
00:20:40In the basement.
00:20:41There's a statue.
00:20:42Monkeys.
00:20:42It was not here.
00:20:43I know here.
00:20:44There's the gold.
00:20:46You...
00:20:46Not gold.
00:20:48Malfunction.
00:20:48Malfunction.
00:20:49I am blanking out.
00:20:50No, not gold, you guys.
00:20:51Daddy.
00:20:51Eli is a bad guy.
00:20:53No, no.
00:20:54It's dangerous.
00:20:55I am losing my calories.
00:20:57In my heart.
00:20:58Mr. Tuck.
00:20:59Let's go, please.
00:21:00First, my friend.
00:21:02Malfunction.
00:21:03You didn't like this.
00:21:05He must be dead.
00:21:06Fair enough.
00:21:08You know something, Jameel?
00:21:10I shall be happy to watch you go under.
00:21:12You and your tin man.
00:21:14And you want to know something else?
00:21:16You wouldn't know art.
00:21:19If it had teeth and bit you on the kaboosahs.
00:21:33Hey, Dad.
00:21:34Go!
00:21:35What are you doing?
00:21:38Spying on Eli.
00:21:41Wait a minute.
00:21:42Wait a minute.
00:21:42Tell me what happened to you.
00:21:43No, no.
00:21:43It's Uncle Isaac.
00:21:45Make a mess.
00:21:45What's going on?
00:21:48Read this.
00:21:50Read this.
00:21:51Hardworth Collection.
00:21:52Stolen from Brooklyn Way House.
00:21:58Hardworth Collection.
00:21:59Stolen from Brooklyn Way House.
00:22:01Relics worth 18.5 million.
00:22:03Two unidentified men wearing Chinese masks.
00:22:05Spoken to a Brooklyn Way House.
00:22:07Where the Hardworth Collection was being stored.
00:22:10And routed to the Kendricks Auction House.
00:22:12Uncle, I think you still smell.
00:22:13So, so not one hour ago, someone put it right here on my desk.
00:22:19The very statue.
00:22:20But before I could stop him, he'd give it to Eli.
00:22:24A crook.
00:22:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:27Hello?
00:22:29University Antiques.
00:22:31I'm not here.
00:22:33I'm not here.
00:22:35The electric company.
00:22:36Something about your bill?
00:22:37Uh, uh, tell her.
00:22:41I'll pay him tomorrow.
00:22:41My father says he said they're going to turn off the power.
00:22:48Uncle Isaac, you look jumpy.
00:22:50Hello.
00:22:51Yeah.
00:22:52It's Jacques Chamele.
00:22:53Yeah, I'm going to pay you tomorrow.
00:22:54Yeah.
00:22:58Eli.
00:23:00How's the statue?
00:23:01I know it.
00:23:02Wait a minute, Dad.
00:23:02Look at this.
00:23:03It says here that there's a two million dollar reward for the statue.
00:23:11Alex.
00:23:13We're going to claim the reward.
00:23:18Look, Isaac, we can play hide and seek now.
00:23:20Dad, I don't think they were bluffing.
00:23:22When your grandpa was still alive, Alex, he told me that there was a secret door to Eli's basement.
00:23:30Let's find that door.
00:23:32Go dig a light.
00:23:33Jack, I am detecting gold somewhere in this basement.
00:23:36Alex, he must have hidden basement.
00:23:38What?
00:23:38Three blind mice.
00:23:40Three blind mice.
00:23:42See how they run.
00:23:43See how they run.
00:23:45They all run after the farmer's wife.
00:23:47She cut off their tails with a carving knife.
00:23:49Did you ever see such a sight in your life at three?
00:23:51Ah, my twin brother.
00:23:53Daddy, I didn't know you made me a brother.
00:23:55Well, digger, that's just a reflection.
00:23:57I'm going to prove to you, my son, that your daddy is the greatest detective in the world.
00:24:02Dad, shouldn't we let the police handle this?
00:24:05We better than police.
00:24:12That statue is the answer to all of our problems.
00:24:15Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
00:24:19Mary had a little lamb, it's just white as snow.
00:24:23Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, the limit would go.
00:24:31Mary had a little nose, a friend, her niece, and a big dog.
00:24:37Whoa!
00:24:37Uh-oh, you want to play hide-and-seek, daddy?
00:24:42Oh, I love that.
00:24:43Where are you, dad?
00:24:44We're programmed to play.
00:24:45Let's play, Alex.
00:24:46Dad!
00:24:47You okay?
00:24:48Find me, Alex.
00:24:50I'm fine, Alex.
00:24:51Go upstairs.
00:24:53Amit.
00:24:53Oh.
00:24:56Oh.
00:24:57Take the statue and hide it in Dr. Playhand's house.
00:25:21Since Jack brought the police here, the police may come back.
00:25:23Go.
00:25:24And if Jack ever interferes in my business again, I will crush him like a beetle.
00:25:36Wink-a-boo, I see you, Alex.
00:25:38Can you find me?
00:25:40I'm hiding.
00:25:41A Hogwarts collection.
00:25:42Jackpot.
00:25:58Jackpot.
00:25:58Oh.
00:25:59Let's go.
00:26:29Playhand.
00:26:45Playhand.
00:26:47You bet, shouldn't we call the police now?
00:26:49No, no, no, no. They're not going to believe me.
00:26:52Why won't they come get my hand on that file cabinet?
00:26:54Hey, Dad, I heard Mr. Tacky tell Hamid to take this tattoo to Dr. Playhand.
00:27:00Playhand.
00:27:01Whoever heard his name before.
00:27:04Alex.
00:27:05An Eli basement. Don't start you.
00:27:07Who's one statue?
00:27:08Here he is, Dad. Here he is.
00:27:09Playhand Dr. Heinrich.
00:27:11114 East 73rd Street.
00:27:13Think that's him?
00:27:14I don't know, but we're going to find out.
00:27:17Dr. Playhand's office.
00:27:22Orthopedic surgery and final reproductions.
00:27:25Edie speaking. Can I help you?
00:27:28Oh, Dr. Playhand is the best bone cutter in the business.
00:27:31He's a master plaster caster.
00:27:32Excuse me.
00:27:35Hi, can I help you?
00:27:37Yes, I'd like to see Dr. Playhand.
00:27:39No.
00:27:40Would you like an appointment?
00:27:41Yes.
00:27:42We have plenty of time. No problem at all.
00:27:44Here, I'll give you this.
00:27:48My name is Edie.
00:27:49Can I fill this in?
00:27:51Have a seat.
00:27:53Fine.
00:27:54Oh, where was I? I'm sorry.
00:27:56What else about him?
00:27:57He's an artist.
00:27:59He's a sculptor.
00:28:00Yes, I'm learning a lot.
00:28:03Well, see, that's the important thing.
00:28:04I'm learning a lot.
00:28:04There we go.
00:28:06Oh, careful.
00:28:07Excuse me.
00:28:07You might have to go home.
00:28:08I'm comfortable.
00:28:09You talk about that.
00:28:10No showers, no bath.
00:28:12No bath.
00:28:13No bath.
00:28:14You like talking?
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16You're a friend of Eli's?
00:28:17Yes, Dr. Playhand.
00:28:19I'm more like an acquaintance.
00:28:24Digestive problem?
00:28:25No, no.
00:28:26I think I hurt my ankle.
00:28:33Oh, well, come back into my office.
00:28:36We'll take a look at it.
00:28:56Do you like it?
00:28:59I made it myself.
00:29:03It's a reproduction.
00:29:04Look like the real McCoy.
00:29:08My dear Mr.
00:29:09Shabazz.
00:29:11Abu Shabazz.
00:29:12Of Turkey.
00:29:14Are you by chance a collector, Mr. Shabazz?
00:29:18Little.
00:29:18Then you should appreciate the classical relationship between the shape of an object and the use to which that object is put.
00:29:25Form and function, Mr. Shabazz.
00:29:28Well, he's got a lot of impressive hobbies.
00:29:30But his favorite hobby is Persian arts.
00:29:33Oh, yes.
00:29:34Oh, he's an expert in it.
00:29:35Mm-hmm.
00:29:36Particularly helmets.
00:29:38He loves helmets.
00:29:40What kind of helmets?
00:29:42Oh, Spanish Armada.
00:29:45Prussian.
00:29:47Etruscan.
00:29:47Are you familiar with the sacred helmet of Solomon the Magnificent?
00:29:51Of course you are.
00:29:52It's recent that just started a holy war.
00:29:55The blood which will be shed over this helmet will make it one of the most valuable artifacts in the history of the world.
00:29:59This excites me very much.
00:30:01Oh, but I wouldn't give to have it in my...
00:30:03Excuse me, Mr. Shabazz.
00:30:08Yes.
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11Eli.
00:30:12We were just talking about you.
00:30:15Abu is here.
00:30:15Abu Shabazz.
00:30:17Abu Shabazz.
00:30:21Oh, really?
00:30:24He has dark, curly hair.
00:30:28I see.
00:30:29Yes.
00:30:31Of course I'll meet you.
00:30:33Where and when?
00:30:34Where and when?
00:30:35Very good.
00:30:38I'll be there.
00:30:38Yes.
00:30:40I'll take good care of Mr. Shabazz.
00:30:44Yes, Eli.
00:30:54What was I saying?
00:30:55Oh, yes.
00:31:00The point, Mr. Shabazz, is that nothing is as it seems.
00:31:07Beauty may be the product of functional necessity.
00:31:14Art, Mr. Shabazz, is pain.
00:31:17What?
00:31:18What?
00:31:22Now, let's have a look at that ankle.
00:31:27You still smell like a sewer.
00:31:30What?
00:31:30What?
00:31:30You know what?
00:31:31You're not a sewer.
00:31:32Poison.
00:31:33Po?
00:31:35Po?
00:31:35Po?
00:31:35Po?
00:31:35Po?
00:31:35Po?
00:31:36Po?
00:31:36Po?
00:31:36Po?
00:31:36Po?
00:31:37Po?
00:31:37Po?
00:31:37Po?
00:31:38Po?
00:31:38Po?
00:31:38Po?
00:31:39Po?
00:31:39Po?
00:31:39Po?
00:31:40Po?
00:31:40Po?
00:31:41Isaac, take human bites.
00:31:45Um, Uncle Isaac, I think I left something downstairs.
00:31:48Um, I'll be right back.
00:31:49It is time for you to learn English.
00:31:51This is a Tiffany lamp.
00:31:53Very expensive.
00:31:54Tiffany.
00:31:569-1-1.
00:32:01Immigration Department.
00:32:03No need to yell at me, Mac.
00:32:05Hey, you got a green card?
00:32:07Better, otherwise you're going back.
00:32:11I've got to get those files.
00:32:18He said this isn't doing anything.
00:32:25Wow, I found it.
00:32:27The secret passage.
00:32:40Hmm.
00:32:41This is more serious than I thought.
00:32:47But.
00:32:51I think.
00:32:53I can fix it.
00:32:55I can fix it.
00:32:56I can fix it.
00:32:57I can fix it.
00:32:58I can fix it.
00:32:59I can fix it.
00:33:00I can fix it.
00:33:00I can fix it.
00:33:01I can fix it.
00:33:01I can fix it.
00:33:01I can fix it.
00:33:02I can fix it.
00:33:02I can fix it.
00:33:03I can fix it.
00:33:04I can fix it.
00:33:04I can fix it.
00:33:05I can fix it.
00:33:05I can fix it.
00:33:06I can fix it.
00:33:06I can fix it.
00:33:07I can fix it.
00:33:07I can fix it.
00:33:08I can fix it.
00:33:08I can fix it.
00:33:09I can fix it.
00:33:09I can fix it.
00:33:10I can fix it.
00:33:10I can fix it.
00:33:11I can fix it.
00:33:11I can fix it.
00:33:12I can fix it.
00:33:13I can fix it.
00:33:14I can fix it.
00:33:25No!
00:33:55Bernini, Rodan, Michelangelo, oh playhand, you are my prince of plaster.
00:34:14I think this is your best foot job yet.
00:34:25Wake up, you're a piece of art.
00:34:55It's very kin, that's why he's going to meet Eli.
00:35:06Well, we've thrown the oven around, aren't we, Mr. Chavez?
00:35:12Okay, the amount is $2,345.
00:35:16How do we intend on paying for it?
00:35:25Come on, man, right over here, you'll get it.
00:35:35I promise you, upstairs.
00:35:37Yes, you, you too.
00:35:39Chinese restaurant upstairs?
00:35:40Chinese restaurant, man, I'm telling you.
00:35:42They're chin, right?
00:35:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:44They'll fix your foot and they'll eat it and they'll lick the toe wax out of you.
00:35:55Yeah, I know.
00:36:06What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?
00:36:08I don't know, I don't know.
00:36:08I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:36:11Use me, please, please.
00:36:14I'm pissed.
00:36:15Let's do it all the time.
00:36:15Okay.
00:36:16Have you talked to Hardsworth?
00:36:32He formed this morning.
00:36:34He's getting ready to place the insurance claim.
00:36:37We recycle the gold forgeries tomorrow night.
00:36:40Yes!
00:36:46I need some more Remington Originals.
00:36:56Oh, no, I hate doing Remington Originals.
00:36:59All that detail.
00:37:01Remember the helmet.
00:37:03Yes, yes, how many do you want?
00:37:05No, we mustn't flood the market.
00:37:08Say another 500.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:11I'll get started on it right away.
00:37:12I can't believe it.
00:37:14After all these years of waiting,
00:37:17it will be mine.
00:37:19Mine.
00:37:20And the helmet arrives tonight.
00:37:21You're sure of that?
00:37:23The helmet is in the statue.
00:37:25My men will pick it up at midnight at Pia Thaddea.
00:37:28Fuck!
00:37:28I can't believe it.
00:37:34Come home.
00:37:37Remember,
00:37:39no one must see it.
00:37:41Oh, I remember.
00:37:42I remember.
00:37:42No one will see it.
00:37:44I must be assured of that.
00:37:48I promise.
00:37:49I promise.
00:37:51I'll take it to my grave.
00:37:55Possibly.
00:37:55a man.
00:37:57He's my sick kid.
00:37:59Listen.
00:38:00It's not that he's telling me.
00:38:02He's telling me about the depression.
00:38:04No one is me knowing the depression.
00:38:07He's a good person.
00:38:08I'm telling you.
00:38:10Hey.
00:38:11You're killing me.
00:38:12I'm telling you.
00:38:13I'm telling you.
00:38:16No one will tell you.
00:38:17The man is young.
00:38:18Oh, I'll take it to my grave.
00:38:19Oh, I'm telling you.
00:38:20Yeah.
00:38:21Oh, I'm telling you.
00:38:22No one is young.
00:38:23I'll take it to my grave.
00:38:24One, two, three, one, four..
00:38:32What kind of restaurant is this?
00:38:54I just hope we don't run into no teeth, sis.
00:39:04All we have to do is get in there.
00:39:06Go in there.
00:39:06Go in there.
00:39:07Go in there.
00:39:07And we've got to find the crate with the X on.
00:39:08Right.
00:39:08We've got to find the crate with the X on.
00:39:10With the X on.
00:39:10Right.
00:39:12Hold on.
00:39:12What?
00:39:13I look cheap.
00:39:14You don't look cheap.
00:39:14Yes, I look cheap.
00:39:15You don't look cheap.
00:39:15Yes.
00:39:16I'm afraid the earrings, they're all wrong.
00:39:17You want to go back for new earrings?
00:39:18No, I don't want to go back.
00:39:19Shut up.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:20You don't look cheap.
00:39:21Okay.
00:39:21Hold on.
00:39:21What?
00:39:22Hold on.
00:39:22Why are we in dresses?
00:39:23I told you, idiot.
00:39:24Because that way, if anyone sees us, they won't know who we are.
00:39:26Right.
00:39:26I knew that.
00:39:27I knew that.
00:39:27You knew that.
00:39:28Okay.
00:39:28What do we do?
00:39:28Look.
00:39:30I'll go around the back.
00:39:34Do you see anybody?
00:39:35This is it.
00:39:35Come here.
00:39:36That's it.
00:39:37That's it.
00:39:37That's the one with the X.
00:39:37That's the one with the X.
00:39:38Right.
00:39:38Okay.
00:39:39Okay.
00:39:39Now, you know what we're going to do?
00:39:40Right.
00:39:41I know what we're going to do.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:42Good.
00:39:42Good.
00:39:42Good.
00:39:44What are we going to do?
00:39:45Jack.
00:39:45God.
00:39:47I'm going to get a crème of you.
00:39:48Oh, no.
00:39:48This is ill.
00:39:49I'm very good.
00:39:50I'm going to be careful.
00:39:51Climb, climb, climb.
00:39:52Climb, climb.
00:39:54Climb, climb, climb.
00:39:56Ah!
00:39:59Sombie!
00:40:01Sombie!
00:40:02Sombie!
00:40:03Sombie!
00:40:04Sombie!
00:40:05Sombie!
00:40:06Sombie!
00:40:06Sombie!
00:40:11Let's go, Clive.
00:40:14Come on.
00:40:14Come on.
00:40:15Get out of here.
00:40:15No.
00:40:16This is the crate.
00:40:17We've got to get this to the crate.
00:40:18That's the crate.
00:40:19This is the crate.
00:40:19No, not that one, this one.
00:40:20That is who got the axe.
00:40:21Give me the truck.
00:40:22Give me the keys.
00:40:22That's not bad, the truck.
00:40:24Move it over here.
00:40:24Get over here.
00:40:26Quiet, quiet.
00:40:26Okay, give it that.
00:40:28The skinny little piggy, he always wanted to play.
00:40:34And the fat one, he didn't want to work at all.
00:40:36He just wanted to sit around and collect his unemployment check.
00:40:40But the third little piggy, he worked very hard.
00:40:43He saved and built himself a beautiful brick condominium.
00:40:47Then Superman flew in and shouted,
00:40:49Hi Ho Silver.
00:40:51And then the three cavalieros started to sing.
00:40:54But then the big bad wolf showed up and tried to eat the other two piggies.
00:40:57Big George, it's the wrong story.
00:41:01I'm a gonna hop on a car.
00:41:05I detect danger.
00:41:07Must use my big tough voice to scare off the intruder.
00:41:10Danger, danger, intruder.
00:41:15What else could go wrong today?
00:41:19I almost got killed.
00:41:22I lost my good clothes.
00:41:26I am programmed to protect the house, watch over the children.
00:41:30Danger, danger, intruder.
00:41:32You crook, I got you now.
00:41:46Intruder, I'm a daddy.
00:41:48Malfunction, no, it's daddy.
00:41:51Detective, no, I'm telling you.
00:41:53No, I'm not crazy.
00:41:56Good morning, Alex.
00:41:58Detective?
00:42:02I guess you didn't get the statue last night, did you, Dad?
00:42:06No, Alex, I didn't.
00:42:09But, I'm gonna make a wonderful surprise for Mommy.
00:42:13I'm gonna program Gold Digger to make breakfast.
00:42:15Gold Digger, breakfast.
00:42:20Breakfast, the most important meal of the day.
00:42:23I think I got all the bugs out, too.
00:42:25Green eggs and ham.
00:42:27Pancakes.
00:42:27Do you like waffle?
00:42:28Yeah, but I like crime fighting better.
00:42:34The hardware collection.
00:42:36You don't fire for me like basement.
00:42:37Let's see what we have here.
00:42:46Kendrick auction book.
00:42:48Insurance paper.
00:42:51That's the foundry.
00:42:53Oh, hi, kids.
00:42:54Hey, who wants pizza for breakfast?
00:42:57Pizza, pizza, pizza.
00:42:59I need nuts and pans and dough and flour.
00:43:02First, I'd like to make a toast.
00:43:04Wow, your energy.
00:43:06How am I gonna get out of this jam?
00:43:08Kids, don't drive this at home.
00:43:09Help me.
00:43:10My circuits are becoming real titties.
00:43:13I am going to make something special for Mommy and Daddy.
00:43:16A smooth and nutritious meal which does not cause hiccups or bad breath.
00:43:21Spam is necessary for the pizza.
00:43:23Can you let me TV dinner?
00:43:25Sure.
00:43:26One TV dinner coming right up.
00:43:28TV or not TV, that is the question.
00:43:31And kids, don't forget to share.
00:43:33Now you can watch cartoons with your dinner, Richie.
00:43:36But don't eat too much.
00:43:37It will spoil your breakfast.
00:43:38Oh, Dicker!
00:43:42Uh-oh.
00:43:43I think I will take this to the shop and sell it as an entree.
00:43:46Now for the pizza, we need flour.
00:43:48I'm a pizza person.
00:43:49Sorry, Cindy.
00:43:50I'm gonna sell mine.
00:43:51Something to mix them in.
00:43:53Everybody get down on the floor and mix the dough.
00:43:56Pizza party.
00:43:57Let's have fun.
00:43:59I'm a pizza person.
00:44:00I'm a pizza person.
00:44:00I'm a pizza person.
00:44:00Don't call Mommy yet, kid.
00:44:02We want this to be a surprise for her.
00:44:04Uh-oh.
00:44:09Pizza explosion.
00:44:11Kids, get the sauce and anchovies and pepperoni.
00:44:14Ride them, cowboy.
00:44:15Half the breakfast you can all ride them.
00:44:17Aren't my vieta?
00:44:19Not only is food good for you, but it's also fun, too.
00:44:23Food fight!
00:44:25Where should we make the pizza, kids?
00:44:27On the floor, in your head, or in the oven?
00:44:30Hmm.
00:44:30Decisions, decisions.
00:44:31Come on, let's play!
00:44:33Oh, yeah.
00:44:34Come on, let's play!
00:44:36Oh, my God!
00:44:36Johnny, yeah!
00:44:37Mom's coming!
00:44:38Let's go!
00:44:38Let's go!
00:44:39You mix the dough, kids!
00:44:41Hello, doggie.
00:44:42Would you like to help us make the pizza?
00:44:45158.
00:44:46What do you think that means, Alex?
00:44:48158.
00:44:49Dad.
00:44:50Alex, please, I'm trying to concentrate.
00:44:51No, no, no, no, Dad!
00:44:53158!
00:44:54Lie at 158!
00:44:56It's the same statue I saw in my basement yesterday!
00:44:59Dad!
00:45:00It's the same statue!
00:45:05Oh, 158?
00:45:07Alex, you're right.
00:45:09It is the same statue.
00:45:11What do you think?
00:45:12I think, I think, I think I'm in trouble.
00:45:23Dialing 911.
00:45:25Get this monster out of the air!
00:45:28Hi, Mommy.
00:45:29ASPCA, please hold.
00:45:31Be careful, Daddy.
00:45:32Step one, put the dough on your fingers.
00:45:35Step two.
00:45:36Newspaper!
00:45:37Newspaper? Oh, not again.
00:45:39Mommy, can you help us cut the pizza?
00:45:41Thank you for holding.
00:45:43Christina, uh...
00:45:44How can I help your animal?
00:45:45Need a little adjustment?
00:45:49Adjustment?
00:45:50Sister, you can't just adjust an animal.
00:45:52It's not a TV set.
00:45:54Just what kind of animal do you have there?
00:45:56Time for a bubble bath.
00:45:58Yuck, I have cereal caught in my servos.
00:46:01Newspapers are food for the mind.
00:46:03Cereal is food for the stomach.
00:46:06The more my daddy reads, the smarter he will be.
00:46:09Extra, extra, read all about it.
00:46:11Sacred helmet of Suleiman still missing.
00:46:14Fifty million dollar reward still stands for its return.
00:46:23Acme washers, we've got your, uh...
00:46:25Widgets.
00:46:25Go down to the garage.
00:46:27Idiots.
00:46:30He's got terrible manners.
00:46:31What, you want him to say thank you?
00:46:33Thank you would be nice.
00:46:34Shut up, moron.
00:46:39He's a ton of one of them.
00:46:42Good.
00:46:44He's got the right one, eh?
00:46:45Right on.
00:46:46Right one.
00:46:47There he is.
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:49Thanks.
00:46:51It worked.
00:46:55Where's the X?
00:46:57Where's the X?
00:46:57The X?
00:46:58The X?
00:46:58The X?
00:46:59The X is on that side.
00:47:01The X is inside.
00:47:02The X is on the bottom.
00:47:04It's on the bottom.
00:47:05Open the X!
00:47:05Open it!
00:47:06Open it!
00:47:06Open it!
00:47:06Open it!
00:47:13It's the wrong one.
00:47:17You've got the wrong one.
00:47:18I know that.
00:47:19I'm a little deep, hot, short, and stout.
00:47:29Here is my handle, this is my spout.
00:47:32When I get excited, I will shout.
00:47:36Tip me over and pour me out.
00:47:38I'll teach you never to come here again.
00:47:40Oh, I can take water.
00:47:40Two part hydrogen, one part oxygen.
00:47:42I will soak every circuit in your miserable body.
00:47:45I'm being attacked by an octopus.
00:47:46If my hunch is right, Eli is responsible for robbery and warehouse.
00:47:52What about the statue in Eli's basement?
00:47:54Probably fake.
00:47:55Eli turned me into a fountain.
00:47:57Now I can flower the waters.
00:47:59Oh, Daddy, look, no hands.
00:48:00I have water upon my brain.
00:48:02Daddy, I'm sinking, abandoned ship.
00:48:04All hands are naked.
00:48:05Oh, diga.
00:48:07Oh, my God, what happened to you?
00:48:09Mayday, mayday.
00:48:10Dive, dive.
00:48:12Eli, you're going to pay for me.
00:48:15We need a bigger boat.
00:48:16Eli, I'm going down the range of space.
00:48:19Gold digger, gold digger, gold digger, car.
00:48:21Gold digger, get it.
00:48:22High equals 3.142C MC squared.
00:48:25Alex, don't touch gold digger.
00:48:26I'm running out of power.
00:48:27Please change my capacitor.
00:48:29I've got to change the capacitor.
00:48:32Malfunction, malfunction, Christmas tree malfunction.
00:48:38Alex, hold this.
00:48:40Alex, be careful.
00:48:41Don't touch the top.
00:48:42What does it do?
00:48:44That's gold digger power source.
00:48:46It put out 25,000 volts.
00:48:47It's going to give you terrible shock if you touch the top.
00:48:51Be careful.
00:48:53Here, this is wet.
00:48:55Capacitator is very dangerous when you get wet.
00:48:57Be careful, you get short charge.
00:48:59Hold on to that.
00:49:00Be careful, Alex.
00:49:02High voltage.
00:49:03Be advised that the capacitor maintains a 25,000 volt charge
00:49:07and can deliver a nasty shock.
00:49:10We've got to get to auction and get the statue before Eli.
00:49:14Alex, let's go.
00:49:15Hey, Dad.
00:49:16Yeah, Daddy, let's get him.
00:49:18He can't get away with that.
00:49:19Gold digger, protect the car.
00:49:22And don't drive it away.
00:49:23Whatever you say, Daddy, I will protect it well.
00:49:28Alex, you think Daddy is sick?
00:49:32No way, Dad.
00:49:33You're cool.
00:49:34Come on.
00:49:35Yeah, that's me.
00:49:36Dad, how are we going to pay for the statue?
00:49:38I'm going to buy under your grandfather's credit.
00:49:40He must have some left.
00:49:43Alex, stay here.
00:49:45Don't talk to anybody, all right?
00:49:46Be right back.
00:49:47Watch my kid, please.
00:50:02I'll give you my friend a little bit later.
00:50:04He's in the laboratory.
00:50:05He's in the laboratory.
00:50:05Hey, don't you know what the fuck?
00:50:34I'll give you my friend.
00:50:39My friend?
00:50:40Eli!
00:50:43What are we doing here?
00:50:45That's been a complication.
00:50:47Complication?
00:50:48What do you mean?
00:50:49For men.
00:50:50For men?
00:50:52What about the men?
00:50:54I made a mistake.
00:50:56A mistake was my mistakes.
00:50:57They took the wrong statue.
00:51:02What?
00:51:04They took the wrong statue.
00:51:06What?
00:51:07My hand!
00:51:08No!
00:51:08No!
00:51:12Here, put it in the water.
00:51:15This was part of the plan, Eli!
00:51:17Shut my way, man!
00:51:20Now, we will buy the statue,
00:51:23and we will sort everything out
00:51:24for family tonight!
00:51:25I cannot protect the solar car from the inside!
00:51:29I must get out!
00:51:32The door is a job.
00:51:33Check it out for the robot.
00:51:40This is nice one.
00:51:41Japanese robot.
00:51:42This is good.
00:51:43This is Japanese toy.
00:51:45Hello, my name is Gold Digger,
00:51:48and I am made in the USA.
00:51:50Where are you going?
00:51:55Do you have to go to the bathroom?
00:51:57I will watch your little friends for you.
00:52:00Hi, guys.
00:52:00My name is Gold Digger.
00:52:02You want to be my friend?
00:52:04Great!
00:52:05Come with me,
00:52:06and we will find your daddy.
00:52:12Sold to number 62 for $50,000.
00:52:15Our next item is a statue.
00:52:18Lot 158.
00:52:2019th century reproduction.
00:52:22Marble maiden by Antonio Canova.
00:52:25And we'll start the bidding at $400.
00:52:30Do I have $400?
00:52:32Thank you, $400.
00:52:34Do I have $500?
00:52:35$500?
00:52:36Do I hear $1,000?
00:52:37$1,000.
00:52:39Oh, no, it's a bid.
00:52:40I don't want to appear too eager.
00:52:43$1,500.
00:52:44Thank you, sir.
00:52:45$2,500.
00:52:46$2,500.
00:52:47Do I have $5,000?
00:52:49$5,000, please.
00:52:51Yes?
00:52:51Ah, $5,000 in the back.
00:52:53Thank you, sir.
00:52:54Do I hear $10,000?
00:52:55$10,000 in the front.
00:52:56Yes, I have $10,000.
00:52:58Do I hear $15,000?
00:53:00$40,000.
00:53:03Are you mad?
00:53:06Yes, the bid is $40,000.
00:53:09You do realize this is item number 158,
00:53:12the reproduction marble statue by Antonio Canova.
00:53:15Now, what is this?
00:53:34muslin i could get you three pieces corduroy much cheaper much better hey what what is this
00:53:39who is this guy somebody please help me somebody please help me somebody please help me
00:53:45highway hey hey hey i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm here to help you
00:54:05thank you thank you please help me okay
00:54:10so what is it i must help that trouble blind man come along my little friend
00:54:18now run along and rehabilitate yourself here's your watch and your money thank you thank you
00:54:48my money my money i wish i could see you thank you your wish is granted blind man
00:54:59uh-oh i detect danger i told him to stay away from the solar car
00:55:04goodbye oh have a nice day oh my eyes my face
00:55:11what happened to me oh oh i can't see i can't see i can't see i can't see i can't see
00:55:19i can't see public enemy number one has returned i must protect the solar car from this road come on
00:55:29baby daddy dick's got a photo to make three tickets for the solar car come to papa hello
00:55:39this town ain't big enough for the both of us this time you've gone too far
00:55:43oh it's time for a little tickle
00:55:47you don't wait for that
00:55:56not so fast
00:55:57go away from my truck come on baby show me some horsepower horsepower how about some robo power
00:56:05hey you're giving me a real robo headache
00:56:11now hand over those tickets you chicken you're not going anywhere meet my friends now give it up
00:56:19the tickets here take the tickets take the tickets drive safely and have a nice day
00:56:25get a real job you're chicken it is forty thousand dollars do i have fifty fifty thank you
00:56:33sir i'm sixty fifty thousand dollars that's sixty thousand dollars do i have seventy though
00:56:39oh miss miss please bid for me alex do something are there any further
00:56:44bid do i have eighty eighty eighty thousand dollars ninety yes thank you are there any further bids
00:57:04is there no you aren't bidding 125 going twice
00:57:19so number thirteen for one hundred twenty five thousand dollars
00:57:29christina when i kill me
00:57:34is there no you are there no you are there no you are there no you are there no you are there no
00:57:40remember us sanitation specialists checks in the mail next tuesday
00:57:48i promise uh uh my husband isn't home
00:57:57gee that's too bad
00:57:58you are there no no no no no no wait wait wait um oh my husband he'll be back any minute um
00:58:06he promised he'd have the money today
00:58:10would you like to come in and have a bite to eat
00:58:20what do you got
00:58:28oh
00:58:52Oh, stupid car.
00:59:00Eli, you are the stupid one.
00:59:02You cannot steal my daddy's car.
00:59:06Jackson, there's a boat.
00:59:13No, no.
00:59:14I don't have the time or the interest in following you around with any of your half-brain theories, okay?
00:59:20We got no evidence on Tacky.
00:59:22My statue, the $135,000, they stole my statue, they stole my car, they stole my robot.
00:59:29Goodbye, Usterhintintai.
00:59:32I've fallen and I can't get up.
00:59:35Help!
00:59:35I must follow the solar car's beacon and retrieve it.
00:59:40What's this now, dear?
00:59:43Please, Jack, just sit back and relax.
00:59:46Enjoy your massage.
00:59:48Just relax.
00:59:50You're very nervous.
00:59:51A lost robot is a dead robot.
01:00:06I must find my daddy's car.
01:00:08Happy to get another sandwich.
01:00:14Thank you, Melchester.
01:00:15I could not eat another bite.
01:00:17That was great, but now we must get back to the septic pan.
01:00:21Oh, no, no, no.
01:00:23Don't forget dessert.
01:00:26What do you got?
01:00:27Hello, little girl.
01:00:43My name is Gold Digger.
01:00:44What seems to be the problem?
01:00:47I dropped my dog.
01:00:48Could you fix him?
01:00:49Of course I can help you.
01:00:53I can fix anything.
01:00:55I'm a toy myself.
01:00:56Let me look at your doggy.
01:00:58Oh, my God.
01:01:00Ah, piece of cake.
01:01:02Just watch.
01:01:03Now you see it.
01:01:03Now you don't.
01:01:05Easy, me, me, my, me, mo.
01:01:06I'll fix your doggy and let him go.
01:01:08There you are.
01:01:11See?
01:01:11No problem.
01:01:16You fixed him.
01:01:19You're welcome.
01:01:20I don't like to see any child unhappy.
01:01:22Go play.
01:01:23I have to go find my daddy in his car.
01:01:26Bye now.
01:01:26Bye, Mr. Robot.
01:01:28There ain't no thing, man.
01:01:29You just find a red lady.
01:01:30That's all it is.
01:01:30There ain't no thing, man.
01:01:31Did you say anything?
01:01:32Right there, right there, right there.
01:01:33That's it, all right.
01:01:33Turn it up, man.
01:01:35You want to do it, man?
01:01:36You want to do it, man?
01:01:37Get off my mother.
01:01:38No, no, no, no.
01:01:39Yo, yo, get off.
01:01:41Get off.
01:01:41Yo, you got a tourist here, man.
01:01:43Yo, you got a light ball here.
01:01:44Look at him.
01:01:45Get off.
01:01:45Yo, bring him over here.
01:01:46Get him over here.
01:01:47Roll him.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:47Roll him, roll him, roll him.
01:01:49I had never played rolling before.
01:01:52You want to play?
01:01:53Yes, I am programmed to play over 200 games.
01:01:56I like your pace, man.
01:01:57I'll tell you what.
01:01:58The first one's on the album.
01:02:00Remember, red wins, black loses, man.
01:02:02Did I say, man?
01:02:03Oh.
01:02:03What's up, man?
01:02:04Eeny, meeny, miny, mo.
01:02:06I think that it is this one.
01:02:09I win.
01:02:10All right, you got me.
01:02:11All right, I won.
01:02:12Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
01:02:13To be honest, man, it's smart, too.
01:02:15I like it.
01:02:15Are you losing a touch?
01:02:16We got this, man.
01:02:17All right, but I got it this time.
01:02:18How did you lose the cards I use?
01:02:20My game is so strong, I can't go wrong.
01:02:22All right, come on, my man.
01:02:22I think that it is this one.
01:02:26I win.
01:02:26Yo, yo, yo, man.
01:02:28Give me the money.
01:02:29What's up, man?
01:02:30What's up, man?
01:02:31All right, all right.
01:02:32Double a nut this time.
01:02:33One more time.
01:02:34And then I have to go find my daddy's car.
01:02:37I am programmed to win.
01:02:38I'm glad.
01:02:39I put ping pong, shoes and ladders.
01:02:41Remember, Redwood's black.
01:02:43Meeny, meeny, miny, mo.
01:02:45It's this one.
01:02:45You take me, man.
01:02:48No, you take me, man.
01:02:49You take me.
01:02:50All right, so I'll lose him.
01:02:52It's not what you win or lose him.
01:02:54I won again.
01:02:55Do not touch guys or I'll have to tickle you.
01:02:59I won again.
01:03:01Yo, Jackson.
01:03:02We put you together.
01:03:03My daddy, Jack, put me together.
01:03:06Yeah, that's right.
01:03:08I want you to hand him out for me.
01:03:09Here, come here.
01:03:10You got it.
01:03:11Do good at this.
01:03:12Come on over here.
01:03:12Very well.
01:03:14I am programmed to follow orders.
01:03:16Where are you going?
01:03:17I detect newspapers.
01:03:19Newspapers are good brain food.
01:03:20Eye and iron and information content.
01:03:23Take one.
01:03:24Pay later.
01:03:25Extra, extra.
01:03:26Read all about it.
01:03:27Two for one lunch.
01:03:28I'm going to change in.
01:03:30Check it out.
01:03:30One, two, buckle my shoe.
01:03:40Three, four, open the door.
01:03:43Five, six, pick up six.
01:03:46Lightning!
01:03:47Everybody hit the deck.
01:03:49Storm front approaching.
01:03:51Oh, hello, detective.
01:03:52Can you tell me where my daddy is?
01:03:55Get this tin can out of here.
01:03:56George Washington, Alex.
01:04:02America, land of opportunity.
01:04:0625 years ago, I stand under that very statue.
01:04:10I didn't have a penny to my name.
01:04:12Only my dreams.
01:04:14Now, after tomorrow,
01:04:16it looks like I thought I'm going to have left in my dreams.
01:04:19You haven't let me down, Dad.
01:04:33I think you're the best dad a son could ask for.
01:04:37Thank you, Alex.
01:04:38But, Dad,
01:04:39we've come too far now to give up.
01:04:42Look.
01:04:43Think, Dad.
01:04:44Think.
01:04:45There's nothing, nothing.
01:04:46You must be missing something.
01:04:47Alex, nothing.
01:04:48The certificate of authenticity,
01:04:52blueprint to, to, to, to a foundry.
01:04:56Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:04:57A foundry?
01:04:58Yeah, that's, that's where they make it start, actually.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:01I heard Eli and Playhand talking about going to a foundry at Kendrick's tonight.
01:05:09Foundry, 777 Front Street, Brooklyn, New York.
01:05:13Let's go.
01:05:13Come on.
01:05:14Come on.
01:05:18I win.
01:05:26Good game.
01:05:27One more game.
01:05:28One less game.
01:05:29All right.
01:05:30One more.
01:05:31But then we get back to the septic tank.
01:05:33Thanks, boss.
01:05:34Isaac.
01:05:35Isaac.
01:05:35Oh, God.
01:05:36Thank God.
01:05:36Thank God.
01:05:37Is Jack here?
01:05:37Is Jack there?
01:05:43I need to talk to Jack.
01:05:46No, I don't want any tea.
01:05:48Are you dumb?
01:05:49You are there.
01:05:49I am here.
01:05:50How can I have tea?
01:05:51I need Jack.
01:05:53Read my list.
01:05:54Emergency.
01:05:55Emergency.
01:05:57Septic tank.
01:05:58Tell him.
01:05:59Septic tank.
01:06:00There have been several unconfirmed reports of a flying saucer and metallic alien being wreaking havoc on the streets of New York this afternoon.
01:06:08A bubble bath is just what I need.
01:06:11Hello, my friend.
01:06:12How much for a bubble bath?
01:06:14Oh, I have plenty of money.
01:06:16Oh, you like to play hide and seek, too?
01:06:18After I get my lenses clean, I will come back and play with you.
01:06:22I need lubricants.
01:06:24My lenses are fogging up.
01:06:25Oh, this is fun.
01:06:28Whoops.
01:06:28Oh, oh, ow, ow, ow.
01:06:30Hey, help me.
01:06:32My foot is stuck.
01:06:33Oh, my head.
01:06:34My head.
01:06:35My head.
01:06:36Enough.
01:06:36Get me out of this crazy thing.
01:06:38Hey, help.
01:06:39Give me your towel.
01:06:40I hear something.
01:06:41Something.
01:06:42Guys, give me your towel.
01:06:45What's the matter?
01:06:46You've never seen a robot before?
01:06:47Help me, please.
01:06:48Whoa, I'm a big jibber.
01:06:50Now, here's an update on the metal man from space.
01:06:53Police at Midtown South have taken statements from a traffic enforcement officer,
01:06:57a local entertainment specialist,
01:06:59and a Japanese toy vendor himself, an illegal alien.
01:07:02Traffic enforcement officer Dick Burns claims his tickets were stolen
01:07:06and incinerated in a 20-foot-high wall of flame,
01:07:09shooting out of the alien's eyes.
01:07:11Burns, now under psychiatric observation at Bellevue Hospital,
01:07:15could not be reached for comment.
01:07:16Hello.
01:07:18We just stopped.
01:07:19I love for...
01:07:20I love for...
01:07:21Alex, where are you in the car?
01:07:26Can't I come with you?
01:07:28No, it might be too dangerous.
01:07:30Besides, we're going to take care of your Uncle Isaac.
01:07:32Good night.
01:07:45Good night.
01:07:46Tonight, the helmet will be mine!
01:08:05I've taken all my life for this moment.
01:08:12Four hundred years of history in my veins!
01:08:19Tonight, tonight, I've waited all my life for this!
01:08:24Where are we, Clive?
01:08:25We're lost.
01:08:26I know we're lost, you idiot.
01:08:27Where are we?
01:08:28We're in the van.
01:08:29I know we're in the van.
01:08:30We've got to find the foundry.
01:08:31Right, find the foundry.
01:08:32Maybe I should drive.
01:08:33No, I'm driving.
01:08:34Right, you drive.
01:08:35I'm driving, Clive.
01:08:36You never let me drive.
01:08:37You too!
01:08:38Do not!
01:08:39Shut up!
01:08:40Bo-room, Bo-room, eh, then you're dead.
01:08:46What is it?
01:08:47What is it?
01:08:48Where are we going to put it?
01:08:49What is it?
01:08:50Put it down.
01:08:51Put it down.
01:08:52Put it down.
01:08:53Put it down.
01:08:54Keep it there.
01:08:55Okay.
01:08:56Put it there.
01:08:57Watch it.
01:09:02Shalom?
01:09:03Shalom?
01:09:05No.
01:09:06Baldino.
01:09:08Do you have the medics?
01:09:10Open it up, Clyde.
01:09:11Compliments of the Anthony Hardsworth collection.
01:09:15Via Bono and Clyde, of course.
01:09:17Hotter than hot, Doc.
01:09:19They're going to be a lot hotter in a few minutes, boys.
01:09:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:09:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:24Aren't you forgetting something, Doc?
01:09:26Why would he forget to rub his fingers together, Bono?
01:09:29The evidence stays high and dry
01:09:31till you come across with the green stuff, Doc.
01:09:33I prescribe you pay up now.
01:09:37Yeah, pay up now, Doc.
01:09:39Barbarians.
01:09:40No, Catholics.
01:09:41Shut up, Clyde.
01:09:43$1,500, hold that.
01:09:45It's going to give me the creeps.
01:09:46Yeah, I'm scared. Let's get this.
01:09:47What are you scared about?
01:09:49Hold this.
01:09:50It's all there, you meager cretins.
01:09:53A lot.
01:09:54Give me that back.
01:09:56Come on, let's go.
01:09:56Hold this.
01:09:57Let's go. Come on.
01:09:58We can get it.
01:09:59We can get it.
01:10:12Eli is still driving at that speed.
01:10:15Stop.
01:10:15I will follow and retrieve it.
01:10:17Now that I am locked on the signal,
01:10:19I will follow you wherever you go, Eli.
01:10:21Let's go.
01:10:22Gold.
01:10:22Gold.
01:10:26Alex.
01:10:29Here we are.
01:10:32That's him I want our statue.
01:10:35A closet.
01:10:36I'll be right back, okay?
01:10:37I'll be right back.
01:10:38All right, yeah.
01:10:40You again.
01:10:42What happened to my beautiful cat?
01:10:44Let go of my foot, you quack!
01:10:49Eli!
01:10:50Where is it, Eli? Where is the statue?
01:10:53It's outside. Go get it.
01:10:59Eli! Eli, where's my robot, you thief?
01:11:06Why is it that I am not surprised to see you here?
01:11:09Eli, put me down!
01:11:12Eli, I gotta go to the bathroom, put me down!
01:11:18You represent everything that I most despise.
01:11:23Eli, let me down.
01:11:25In particular, failure.
01:11:27This is your biggest mistake, and also your last one.
01:11:33My dear little friend, you are a boy in a man's world.
01:11:39You play with boys' toys.
01:11:42I play with the fate of nations.
01:11:45At least, another crook and a thief.
01:11:49I know you hidden the hardware relics inside the statue.
01:11:56I know you're going to get the insurance money.
01:11:59You know what is inside that statue?
01:12:01Dad!
01:12:02I'll save you.
01:12:03Eh?
01:12:04I'll save you.
01:12:05Something far more valuable than insurance money.
01:12:08The helmet of Suleiman.
01:12:10Muhammad, everybody fighting for?
01:12:14Why?
01:12:15Because as long as no one has it, I have an excellent arms business.
01:12:25I don't want to worry you, but the temperature of molten gold is 860 degrees.
01:12:30You should look very nice, plated.
01:12:33If you kill me, I will sue you.
01:12:35I ain't waiting to come face to face with those crooks.
01:12:38Wait a minute.
01:12:39What do you think?
01:12:40I can't believe it.
01:12:41Finally, after all this time, you will be mine.
01:13:05No!
01:13:06My statue!
01:13:07Hey, you crazy crook!
01:13:08Eli, stop him!
01:13:09That's my statue!
01:13:10What's in there?
01:13:11No!
01:13:12No!
01:13:13No!
01:13:14No!
01:13:15No!
01:13:16No!
01:13:17No!
01:13:18No!
01:13:19What are you doing here?
01:13:20What are you doing here?
01:13:22What are you doing here?
01:13:23No, no!
01:13:24No!
01:13:25No!
01:13:26No!
01:13:27No!
01:13:28No!
01:13:29No!
01:13:30No!
01:13:31No!
01:13:32No!
01:13:33No!
01:13:34What will we do there, Eli?
01:13:36What do you think we're going to do with him?
01:13:39Eli!
01:13:40Let my son go!
01:13:43Father and his son should remain together.
01:13:45Let my son go, Eli!
01:13:47In death as in life.
01:13:49Come here, Eli!
01:13:53Hurry up with that!
01:13:57So this is where Eli is.
01:13:59I also detect gold.
01:14:04Come on, hurry up!
01:14:13I detect gold!
01:14:15I detect gold!
01:14:16Danger!
01:14:17Eli, I found you, you thief!
01:14:21Daddy, Alex, I will save you!
01:14:24I've got you now, Eli!
01:14:27The symbol for gold is AU.
01:14:29Don't worry.
01:14:31You've got more brains in your trousers.
01:14:32And it's where 372 announced.
01:14:35Gold!
01:14:36Gold!
01:14:38Sacko!
01:14:39Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:14:41I will vanquish you!
01:14:45Daddy, will you push me?
01:14:47Eli, let us down!
01:14:48You're burning us up!
01:14:50You're going to be sorry!
01:14:51Heh, heh, heh.
01:14:52Getting hot?
01:14:52Heh, heh, heh.
01:14:53Justly down the stream.
01:14:55Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
01:14:57Life is bothered me.
01:14:59The road...
01:15:00Hell, you hot!
01:15:01Oh, god!
01:15:03Oh, my god!
01:15:05Eli!
01:15:05What's going on?
01:15:06Eli!
01:15:07Eli!
01:15:08Eli!
01:15:08What the hell are you doing here?
01:15:12That's all.
01:15:13What do you think I am, a marshmallow?
01:15:15Out!
01:15:16Out!
01:15:17Out!
01:15:17Out!
01:15:18My baby on the treetop!
01:15:21If the train breaks, gold digger will drop.
01:15:26Danger!
01:15:27Danger!
01:15:27Go! Go! Go!
01:15:32Dialing 9-1-1.
01:15:35You idiot!
01:15:38Now move out of the way.
01:15:469-1-1 emergency.
01:15:52Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:15:53What's the address? What's the address?
01:15:557-7-7 Front Street!
01:15:587-7-7 Front Street!
01:16:04We've got to get rid of it all!
01:16:11Get off, you fool!
01:16:15My statue! Not my statue! No!
01:16:19You fool! You think I would allow peace to break out in the Middle East?
01:16:23Whoa!
01:16:27Oh no! There goes our jackpot!
01:16:32Profitable war!
01:16:37Say goodbye!
01:16:39You follow him!
01:16:42Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
01:16:445 feet!
01:16:455 feet! 3 feet!
01:16:46I am returning to the Inga today!
01:16:48Whatever happens, I love you!
01:16:50Recharging!
01:16:51Electrons!
01:16:52Neutrons!
01:16:53Positive charge!
01:16:54No! Goldinger!
01:16:56Enemies!
01:16:58Enemies!
01:16:59Enemies!
01:17:01Enemies!
01:17:02Enemies!
01:17:03Gold!
01:17:042 feet!
01:17:051 foot!
01:17:06Gold!
01:17:07Touchdown!
01:17:082 foot!
01:17:092 foot!
01:17:101 foot!
01:17:112 foot!
01:17:122 foot!
01:17:132 foot!
01:17:142 foot!
01:17:152 foot!
01:17:16Take that, you...
01:17:172 foot!
01:17:182 foot!
01:17:192 foot!
01:17:202 foot!
01:17:212 foot!
01:17:222 foot!
01:17:23Stop!
01:17:24Let's shoot!
01:17:25Alright, please!
01:17:26Freeze!
01:17:27Peek-a-boo!
01:17:28I see you!
01:17:29Oh!
01:17:30Hello, Detective!
01:17:31What's the matter?
01:17:32You guys never see a robot before?
01:17:37Huh?
01:17:38I don't know what to say, Detective.
01:17:40I didn't...
01:17:43You...
01:17:44You...
01:17:45You...
01:17:46You...
01:17:47You...
01:17:48You saved my son's life.
01:17:49It's been my pleasure.
01:17:50You come to my shop, I'll give you a nice antique.
01:17:52Antiques?
01:17:53Are for you.
01:17:55Good luck.
01:17:56Good luck.
01:17:57You too.
01:17:59Good night.
01:18:00Bye.
01:18:01Alright, boys.
01:18:02Let's take these guys out of here.
01:18:04Alex.
01:18:06Are you alright?
01:18:08Yeah, I'm fine.
01:18:09What about you?
01:18:10I told you to stay in the car.
01:18:12Dad, I couldn't.
01:18:13I was too worried about you.
01:18:17Hey, Dad, we finally cracked the big case.
01:18:20Yeah, Alex, we cracked it alright.
01:18:23Do we get the reward?
01:18:25No.
01:18:26He lied to store all the evidence.
01:18:28I detect gold, Daddy.
01:18:29Hey.
01:18:30Dad, look.
01:18:31This is all a clip of a statue.
01:18:35Gold!
01:18:36Can we keep it?
01:18:38Yeah, we keep it.
01:18:41Gold.
01:18:42Goldigari.
01:18:43Gold.
01:18:44Home.
01:18:45Come on, Goldigari.
01:18:46Let's go home, Alex.
01:18:47Gold!
01:18:48Solid gold!
01:18:49Believe me, Daddy.
01:18:50Gold!
01:18:51Gold!
01:18:52Wait till I get my hands on you.
01:18:54I'm gonna kill you.
01:18:56I'm gonna rip you into pieces.
01:18:58I'm gonna do things.
01:19:00And then, you saw this blue spark going up the chain.
01:19:02And all of a sudden, you saw Eli shaking, shaking, shaking.
01:19:06And he shook and he went into this big tub of gook that was in his body.
01:19:11Wow.
01:19:12See, our Dad's a hero!
01:19:13Yeah!
01:19:14Yeah!
01:19:15Yeah!
01:19:16Well, hero.
01:19:17You wanna claim your reward?
01:19:30What?
01:19:31Look at the sewer guys.
01:19:32They slept here overnight.
01:19:33Oh, that guy made a fart.
01:19:35Hello.
01:19:36Morning, son.
01:19:37Is your father home?
01:19:38Uh, let me go in town, please.
01:19:40Dad, a scary-looking guy wants to see you.
01:19:41Mr. Ross.
01:19:46Mr. Shumir.
01:19:47Morning, son. Is your father home?
01:19:51Let me go and check, please.
01:19:54Dad, I'm scary-looking. I want to see you.
01:20:02Mr. Oz.
01:20:04Mr. Shamir, as you know, I'm from the First National Republic Bank.
01:20:10In response to your default on seven loans,
01:20:14I am required by the powers entrusted in me
01:20:17that as of 9 o'clock this morning, June 7th,
01:20:22in exactly two minutes,
01:20:26all possessions and properties are hereby impounded.
01:20:30Impounded, but it wasn't my fault.
01:20:33Why won't anybody believe me? I found gold.
01:20:37Loan number 765-5630-57,
01:20:42$375,000 property loan.
01:20:45Loan number 472-9161,
01:20:49the $200,000 home improvement loan.
01:20:51I didn't borrow that. It was my father's loan.
01:20:53Loan number 765-5630-70,
01:20:57$375,000 property loan.
01:20:59Wait a minute. I'll pay that one.
01:21:02Your check bounced.
01:21:03Daddy, I detect gold.
01:21:08Gold, Daddy, 24 carats.
01:21:11Not silver, but real gold.
01:21:13Gold, Daddy, 24 carats.
01:21:15Not plaster, real gold.
01:21:17No, gold digger. Not gold.
01:21:19Not gold.
01:21:20Junk.
01:21:22Can we get on with this?
01:21:25Sign here.
01:21:27Please, Mr. Shamir, I have other people to...
01:21:30Don't sign, Daddy.
01:21:31Visit today.
01:21:33Whoops.
01:21:34Now do you believe me, Daddy?
01:21:36You see, it is gold.
01:21:42Dad.
01:21:43Huh?
01:21:44Dad.
01:21:45That's the Imperial Hermit.
01:21:47I saw it on the news.
01:21:48It's a $15 million reward for whoever finds it.
01:21:52That's it?
01:21:53Yes, gold digger.
01:21:55Real gold.
01:21:56Of course it is, Daddy.
01:21:58I think this should cover it.
01:22:01Hey, Mom.
01:22:01Daddy, they're taking our toys away.
01:22:04Stop him.
01:22:04You.
01:22:06Stop.
01:22:07My gold detector works.
01:22:09I'm free.
01:22:09Come on, come free.
01:22:10Now that I've found the gold, can we play?
01:22:12Christina.
01:22:13Christina.
01:22:14Imperial Hermit.
01:22:17$15 million.
01:22:18Christina.
01:22:19Imperial Hermit was $15 million.
01:22:22$15 million.
01:22:23$15 million.
01:22:23$15 million.
01:22:24I.R.S.
01:22:29I.R.S.
01:22:47Investigations.
01:22:48Billy Joe Schmegman here.
01:22:49This is gold digger, and we have just found the sacred Imperial Helmet of Suleiman.
01:22:54My daddy says that the reward for it is $50 million, and it's all ours.
01:22:59A gold digger?
01:23:00Those kind of girls never pay their taxes.
01:23:02Lady, have you paid your taxes?
01:23:04I am not a girl.
01:23:05I am a robot.
01:23:06Where's the helmet right now?
01:23:07I'm wearing it.
01:23:08What is this?
01:23:09Some kind of prank phone call?
01:23:10I am not a girl.
01:23:40Balls in nothing hard.
01:23:43It's moving hard.
01:23:44Let's have a dream of a medic punk.
01:23:48I like getting ready for the action.
01:23:51I'm not a girl.
01:23:52I am not a girl.
01:23:54I am not a girl.
01:23:55Align the machine.
01:23:57Getting ready for a thing.
01:24:00All business in check.
01:24:03Such a nice little theater high tech.
01:24:05I am not a girl.
01:24:07All business in care.
01:24:08Such a funny little piece of gear.
01:24:24Go and play the things.
01:24:26You come up and fuck them in.
01:24:27Take a little pain and gain control.
01:24:32Excuse me for the fun.
01:24:34There's an allergy to heart and soul.
01:24:36I am not a girl.
01:24:38I am not a girl.
01:24:38I am not a girl.
01:24:38Get ready for the motion.
01:24:40I am not a girl.
01:24:41I am not a girl.
01:24:42I am not a girl.
01:24:43Start it up and hope for the best.
01:24:46The machine is ready for a test.
01:24:50All business in check.
01:24:52Such a nice little theater high tech.
01:24:54All business in clear.
01:24:57Such a nice little theater high tech.
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