00:00I don't wanna go up solo loco Don't you wanna come with me like you're cold
00:17We can go and lose ourselves in Tokyo And I know we'll move like you're cold
00:21Don't you wanna come with me? Don't you wanna come and see?
00:25We only live once only Don't you wanna be free?
00:29Don't you wanna live forever?
00:31Inhale, mountain pose
00:35Inhale, crescent lunge
00:38Exhale, warrior two
00:45Is this relaxing, Abby? Bro, I'm dying
00:48I'm trying to transcend here
00:50Okay, well, tell me something juicy so I can transcend this boredom
00:56Brody and I can't stop fighting
00:59I feel like he's pulling away
01:01Okay, how much longer are you gonna namaste with that walking red flag?
01:06Shh
01:07Shh
01:09The man's a whole parade
01:13I think he's just stressed about, like, the draft camp
01:22I mean, he loves me, he just has a hard time showing it
01:26Oh, hell no
01:34Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
01:37Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
01:40You lying, cheating son of a bitch!
01:44I mean, ow, Jesus
01:46I'm supposed to have a lot of negative energy here
01:48I'm his girlfriend
01:50Well, ex now
01:52Okay, so maybe I went off the man into the bedroom with Al
01:55Oops, but let's face it, babe
01:57Aw, you and I haven't been committed in a very, very long time
02:02Okay, okay, okay
02:05Let's take a calming deep breath and get the heck out of here
02:08Don't follow us!
02:10Pig
02:11You're dead to me, asshole
02:13I'm gonna make your life a living hell
02:15Playboys
02:16I don't wanna be your play toy
02:18Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
02:26Yeah
02:28Come on, let's run away
02:31Everybody wants a little bit of sweet escape, babe
02:35Be like a holiday
02:37Don't matter where I am as long as you're with me
02:40If only we
02:46Summer is finally here at the Banting Ice House
02:49And we're feeling hot, hot, hot!
02:51So, who's ready to make bad decisions when we're good by mid-time?
02:55You're dead!
03:07Your first frat party at the Ice House without him attached to the head
03:11You are one step closer from officially moving on from that mysteriously hot asshole
03:18Oh shit, did he see me?
03:20Okay, be honest
03:22Are they kissing?
03:23Like, does he look really into her? What's going on?
03:27Um, they're like six inches apart
03:32I'm looking
03:33No, no, no, no, no, no
03:34Oh, Mo
03:36I've never gotten less than an A in anything
03:39And now my first real relationship? Straight fail
03:43Today, I'm gonna do everything I can
03:45Just forget about that pink rat
03:47Excellent, now let's get you laid
03:50Excuse me, hot sir
03:52Are you single and are you more of a brunette?
03:54Or a blonde?
03:55We got your back, don't need to worry about the unknown
03:58If only we could live our lives like this
04:01Forever, every day
04:03We'd only have the time for what is bliss
04:07Sometimes we gotta play
04:09Yeah, you know it's getting hot
04:11You know we're about to drop, drop, bounce and drop, drop
04:15We're about to drop, drop, drop
04:17We're about to drop
04:19What's that? Something on your mind, bro? Or someone maybe?
04:22Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne
04:25Go ahead, I'll wait
04:27Dude, Richards, are you crushing on Brody's girl right now?
04:30Ex-girlfriend, word is he cheated on Abby with his fucking yogi
04:35That absolute douche had her and cheated? Unreal
04:39Tyler, NHL pre-draft cam starts tomorrow
04:42Now is not the time to throw in your brand of chaos
04:44Plus, Brody Matthews would end you
04:46On and off the ice
05:09Okay, we know you've been skating on thin ice
05:13All these other guys here
05:15Just take a chance on me
05:17Hi
05:18I'm DJ Slapshot, but tonight I'm DJ Slap yours
05:20I think it's better for his friends
05:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
05:24Yeah, babe
05:25Jump out in this pool of chance and baby
05:31Come on
05:34Hey, she's not here for you tonight, bud
05:36As is
05:37Abs is with me tonight
05:38Somehow
05:39Woah
05:46Babe, I'm sorry
05:47All I had was warm beer
05:49You know, we have got to stop coming with these frat parties at the ice house
05:52We're so uncivilized
05:54Tyler, Richards, if Brody sees you talking to me
05:57You can eat shit for what he did to you
06:00I'd never
06:03Sorry, I should probably keep my glass shut
06:05No, it's okay
06:07It's okay
06:08Keep talking
06:14Fucking God
06:16What?
06:17Nothing
06:21Abby!
06:22I got you
06:23I got you
06:39One second
06:40What the hell do you think you're doing with her, bud?
06:51Whatever she'll let me
06:53You cannot talk to him
06:55You cheated
06:56We broke up
06:57And now?
06:58We're dating
07:01We're dating
07:03Yeah
07:04Tyler, Richards' girlfriend though
07:07Excuse me
07:08Well, Tyler's just a puck bunny chaser
07:10You don't got to lower your standards to get back and we have fun to come back
07:13Yeah, that's big talk
07:14Yeah, that's big talk
07:15Coming from somebody who's sloppy skating landed me with a broken collarbone last season
07:18Yeah, we'll see how well you do on the ice tomorrow with your daddy
07:22What'd you say?
07:24What'd you say?
07:25Oh
07:26Everybody knows Coach Richards is Tyler's daddy, right?
07:29That's the only reason he got invited to the draft camp
07:32Get pucked Brody
07:34Tyler's record puts yours to shame
07:36Oh, that's rigged sweetheart
07:37Tyler's just a little nepo baby
07:40Hmm?
07:41Better grab him up
07:42Start cleaning up my sloppy sets
07:44I'll see you on the ice you motherfucker!
08:08Give it
08:11Give it
08:14Give it
08:18Give it
08:20Give it
08:21Give it to me
08:26Let's go
08:31Yeah
08:34Look at that, boys!
08:37day one and
08:39Welcome to our elite camp
08:42The team of Scouts have brought together some of the best college players in the country
08:47Now you're all fighting for that coveted spot in the pros
08:52For the next two weeks, you'll be pushed harder than ever brutal drills
08:59conditioning
09:01And I don't want any fucking excuses
09:03It all leads to a three-on-three showcase in front of scouts
09:10We want to see you think fast
09:13And execute plates you're on threes in hockey. It's survival you choke. Oh you're out
09:20So don't let anything distract you while you're here
09:26Who's hungry
09:28Come on
09:30I'm fucking hungry
09:32You got a ticket, babe, or?
09:34What the fuck is she doing here?
09:35You're a little early. You can take off my skates in five minutes.
09:37No, she's here for me
09:38Oh shit
09:40Okay, cool
09:44Whoa
09:45What the fuck is she doing?
09:47It's not touchy fucking
09:48What the fuck is she doing?
09:49She's hot
09:50Oh!
10:12Hey, so, I've been thinking.
10:15Like one of us does.
10:17I like it.
10:18The whole fake dating thing.
10:20Fake.
10:21Yeah.
10:22Brody's an asshole.
10:24He deserves all the hurt that's coming to him.
10:26And I'll help you get the draft spot.
10:29And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
10:32Well, my dream is to work in politics,
10:34so think of your pre-draft camp as my campaign trial.
10:39You take down Brody, we both win.
10:41Translation?
10:43I'll be your fake girlfriend,
10:45destroy Brody's life,
10:47and then you get the draft spot.
10:49So, where to first?
10:53The Ice House is hosting a kickoff for their elite camp
10:56at the frat house tonight.
10:57We'll be there for sure.
10:58Mmm, go for the jugular.
11:00I like it.
11:01Don't fake date so hard, his head spread.
11:05Ready?
11:06I like it.
11:08Bye.
11:09You're too aquí.
11:10Happy birthday.
11:19You're hot in here!
11:21Anendina, beta-cupine!
11:24Happy birthday!
11:25Jeette!
11:27I gotta go here
11:29Nuts
11:57We're about to go harder than slap shot
12:20Whatever happens at the end of camp remember we're all in the same team
12:25Yeah, yeah, we're brothers
12:29We're so close we steal each other's girls, right?
12:32Donate the player. Have you made her choice and she chose me?
12:35Right out of the trash right after I dumped her fucking ass
12:42You better watch your fucking back, Richards, especially on the ice. Hey, by the way, how's that collar going?
12:48You know what? You're gonna be begging to warm my bench and if you're nice, I'll let you sharpen my blades you dusty piece of shit
12:55Gonna be there's no one in this way, you need more than me, babe
12:59Kiss my fucking ass!
13:13It's working. He's 100% rattled.
13:17So what's next?
13:18Step one break the ice break his game
13:22Brody's a control freak. You have to crack him
13:26Mess with his head? Your chances at pro go straight up
13:31He's watching
13:35Well, then let's give him something worth freaking out about, shall we?
13:39I'm gonna make my mind hazy
13:41I know it sounds crazy, but maybe we could be a thing
13:47I'll give it one shot, make it high
13:49Show me what you bring
13:51No, no, don't stop, talk a lot
13:53Tell me what you think
13:55One shot, one shot to a lifetime
13:57Give you my all
13:59Yeah, yeah, one shot, make it high
14:01One shot, one shot
14:03I don't wanna be friends no more
14:20I wanna run my eyes
14:21If you raise that score, one goal, one heart
14:23Gotta shoot your shot, better make a start
14:25Give it all you got
14:26Just jump into the deep end
14:28Make it last a lifetime
14:30Hey
14:31Hey
14:34Ah, this isn't you, Abby
14:35You're embarrassing yourself
14:37Focus on your relationship with little Miss Lululemon over there
14:40And leave me and Tyler alone
14:41You don't belong with him
14:43You and I are gonna end up together after all this, right?
14:45We're just experimenting with other people
14:47Until I make it to the NHL and you pop out our kids
14:51I loathe you
14:54In, like, a hot way, or?
14:57Ew
14:59Party's over
15:00Tyler's looking for you
15:02Abstain
15:05I'm not your dog
15:21We need one for the grand
15:42We should make this officially official
15:45Wow
15:46Brody never posted a single photo of us in almost four years of dating
15:51Yeah, I'm not him
15:53Not even close
15:56Okay
16:01How's that?
16:02Nah, too tame
16:04What did you have in mind?
16:06Ready?
16:21How was that?
16:35I liked it
16:36Oh, picture
16:41Let's go, let's go
16:41I gotta go practice, all right?
16:42Come in
16:47Come on, coach
16:55You know we don't play
16:56Stay out the way
16:57Check out this look on my face
16:59I'll come stay in the day
17:00Give me my cape
17:01Look it, I'm flying away
17:03Five star cream with a cop
17:04Go and make spot
17:05Go and put the cherry on top
17:07This one can't be stock
17:08Get in the shock
17:09It's really like that
17:10Don't believe me just watch
17:24Get them all in
17:25You've got 30 seconds.
17:29Go!
17:38You using Abbie to get to me? You think I'm fucking stupid, Richards?
17:41Is that a trick question?
17:44Tie that Brody, bitch, now!
17:46I listen to your daddy.
17:55I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat.
18:05Taking down my hair, got your eyes on me.
18:09You need it, you want it, but can you handle this?
18:13This lollipop is popping, popping, popping, pop is lollipop is.
18:17Step 3, expose his weakness.
18:37Brody throws off his ego.
18:39So, let's tear it apart.
18:41Copy that.
18:47What's up, boys?
19:01Hey, boys.
19:05Yeah, it's me.
19:07What the fuck is she doing here?
19:09What the fuck?
19:11What the fuck?
19:13Tyler, we're working out today, right?
19:17Yes.
19:21Like this, right?
19:26Yeah.
19:27Am I doing it right?
19:29Can you help me?
19:30Closer, closer.
19:31Okay.
19:32Feel that?
19:33Yeah.
19:34God, I swear, Tyler, you're looking huge.
19:37Bigger than I've ever seen.
19:39Abbie, you need a break?
19:41No.
19:42Let's keep pushing.
19:44Let me show you how to handle this.
19:46Slow.
19:47Damn, Brody.
19:48Sounds like you're snacking while he's munching.
19:50Oh, yeah, that's fucking funny.
19:52Yeah.
19:53We'll see who's better at the end of camp, boys.
19:54Keep on laughing, all right?
19:55Keep on laughing.
19:56I already know who's better...
19:58And bigger.
19:59Bet you.
20:00We'll do it.
20:01I'm all kinds of bad...
20:02When I'm all kinds of bad...
20:03When I'm all kinds of bad...
20:05When I'm all kinds of bad...
20:06I'm all kinds of bad...
20:07I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat
20:12Taking down my hair, got your eyes on me
20:16This lollipop is popping
20:18This lollipop is popping
20:20This lollipop is popping
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