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My Intern Is A Hollywood Star Hd - Full Movie
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00:00:00ELECTRIC MUSIC
00:00:02MUSIC
00:00:04AND REGARDING
00:00:06MUSIC
00:00:08HEADY
00:00:12READY
00:00:14READY
00:00:16I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:00:39Charlotte, why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:00:44Sorry, sir, the caterers were in, so I could get more.
00:00:47Finally, more hors d'oeuvres.
00:00:49I was just talking to the head of the studio. We share a ski cabin.
00:00:53She's having a great time, Uncle Seth.
00:00:55At least I have one intern who knows how to host a party.
00:00:58Charlotte, you could take a few notes here from Ava.
00:01:01This isn't your backwoods Applebee's. This is a Hollywood party.
00:01:06Hey, Mark Paul Gossler!
00:01:08He's right. You're too uptight and sweaty.
00:01:11It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic.
00:01:14It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself.
00:01:17It doesn't matter how hard you work.
00:01:19People have to like you.
00:01:21Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV.
00:01:24Give up and go home.
00:01:27Thanks, Ava, but I don't need advice on how to charm a room from a nepho baby.
00:01:31I've been working for Tip since I was 15.
00:01:33Mr. Jones?
00:01:34Call me Freddy.
00:01:35Right.
00:01:36Um, I'm so sorry.
00:01:37You don't need to be sorry.
00:01:38It's probably needed a little excitement.
00:01:40It was trash and everybody knows it.
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:42I mean, I prefer you.
00:01:43I'm sorry.
00:01:44I'm sorry.
00:01:45I'm sorry.
00:01:46I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm sorry.
00:01:48I'm sorry.
00:01:49I'm sorry.
00:01:50I'm sorry.
00:01:52I'm sorry.
00:01:53I'm sorry.
00:01:54I'm sorry.
00:01:55I'm sorry.
00:01:56I'm sorry.
00:01:57I'm sorry.
00:01:58I'm sorry.
00:01:59I'm sorry.
00:02:00I'm sorry.
00:02:01I mean, I prefer your earlier work, but you were still excellent.
00:02:06Thanks for telling me the truth.
00:02:08Nobody tells me the truth anymore.
00:02:13Well, it was nice bumping into you.
00:02:18Hey, Mr. Jones.
00:02:20Hey, you should be the one entertaining our star client.
00:02:23Not her.
00:02:24I can only hire one of you.
00:02:25Right now, she's winning.
00:02:27Do better.
00:02:31So, it's it was like the Derby in the dream.
00:02:45Watch out the crowd.
00:02:47Now that's great.
00:02:48You guys are shay.
00:02:49Not even close to me.
00:02:54You guys were onå‘¢.
00:02:56Yeah, I'll see you later.
00:02:57The last one, the best one I've ever seen.
00:03:01Hey, I've been watching you all night.
00:03:03Hey, how's this?
00:03:05You're on the guitar. One, two, man.
00:03:07Hey, Greg.
00:03:15Where am I?
00:03:17Good morning.
00:03:23Good morning.
00:03:27Good morning.
00:03:43Yo, what's up?
00:03:45Did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan?
00:03:47Come on, man. Get down here.
00:03:49Yeah, alright.
00:03:57Hey, what a premiere, Mr. Jones.
00:04:03I don't know whether you want more radiant on screen or off.
00:04:05Hey, what can I get you? You want a coffee, water?
00:04:09No, I'm fine, thanks.
00:04:11I'll just, I'll get both, just in case.
00:04:16Close the door.
00:04:22O negative, your favorite.
00:04:24Figured after last night, you would be pretty hungry.
00:04:29I didn't even like that, eh?
00:04:31Needed help and I needed an exit.
00:04:33Come on, Freddy.
00:04:34I've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years.
00:04:38And during that time, I've known you to be very picky, very cautious, and a very, very demanding vampire.
00:04:47But come on, give me something.
00:04:49How'd she taste?
00:04:50I don't know, man. I think she was an intern.
00:04:55I didn't even get her name.
00:04:57But nothing happened.
00:04:59Good.
00:05:00Cause I got enough to worry about while you're going away undercover.
00:05:03You sure about this plan?
00:05:05I mean, come on.
00:05:06Why can't you just go to the Maldives like every other actor?
00:05:09I just need to get away from everything.
00:05:11The business, my parents, this whole movie star lifestyle, it's just...
00:05:17But why do you want to go undercover as an intern?
00:05:19Is this about that intern girl?
00:05:21Yeah, I may have come on a bit strong.
00:05:23I don't know, there's just something about her.
00:05:25But how do you know dressing up like an intern is going to help you get to know her?
00:05:28And how do you know that when you get close to her, you're not just going to blow your cover?
00:05:32I don't know, I'll play it cool.
00:05:33I'll work hard.
00:05:34Hopefully our paths will cross.
00:05:36I can feel it, though.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38I'll do what I can.
00:05:40But please, promise me you're not going to let this intern thing distract you from your actual job.
00:05:45Thanks, Coleman.
00:05:46This is going to be the role of a lifetime.
00:05:52Better.
00:05:54But you can't help but look like a movie star.
00:05:57I think I might need help from a glamour, so...
00:06:00So, I didn't know if you wanted all men...
00:06:04Where's Mr. Jones?
00:06:06He had an engagement.
00:06:08Who's this?
00:06:10This is Edward, our new intern.
00:06:12Oh, great.
00:06:14Another one.
00:06:16Well, let's get you started.
00:06:18Jesus.
00:06:19This might actually work.
00:06:21When can I expect money from you?
00:06:24I'm bartending nights and weekends.
00:06:25But if you don't make some more money soon, you won't have a home to return to.
00:06:28Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:29We're going to lose the bar if you don't start helping.
00:06:30The internship is going great.
00:06:31I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
00:06:32Okay?
00:06:33Mom, I have to go.
00:06:34Bye.
00:06:35After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry, I'm surprised you even
00:06:54I have to go.
00:06:56Bye.
00:07:00After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry,
00:07:04I'm surprised you even came in today.
00:07:06What happened to me last night?
00:07:08I know I only have one drink.
00:07:10Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:07:12My money's in the pay from the mail room.
00:07:14Leave me alone.
00:07:24Oh, if it isn't Ms. Life of the Party.
00:07:26You know, it's one thing to entertain the clients,
00:07:29but it's another to walk around acting like a drunken floozy.
00:07:33I'm sorry, I don't...
00:07:34Oh, really? You're sorry about that?
00:07:36Well, it's penance you can show around the new intern.
00:07:39We have a new intern?
00:07:41Yeah, yeah, that guy.
00:07:42Hey, come on over here.
00:07:43Hawk Hogan, yeah, you.
00:07:45Jesus, stop doing workouts and talk to her.
00:07:49Hi, I'm Edward.
00:07:54Are you okay?
00:08:03Yeah, I'm Charlotte.
00:08:05Let me show you around.
00:08:11Hey, cutie.
00:08:12Oh, hello.
00:08:14Are you running for junior exec?
00:08:15No, I'm not looking for anything permanent.
00:08:18Oh, good.
00:08:19We should get along fine then.
00:08:21So, where are you from?
00:08:24Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
00:08:27Between us?
00:08:28Charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry.
00:08:33This was her last night.
00:08:36Hey!
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:40Where are you going?
00:08:41To go help Charlotte?
00:08:42Like you should have done last night.
00:08:50So, Freddie just went on vacation.
00:08:52When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project.
00:08:56We're looking for something that's very character-driven, but at the same time, something that only he could play.
00:09:00So, ideas?
00:09:03What about a period piece?
00:09:04You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him.
00:09:08Like, he could almost be from a different time.
00:09:11Um, I could see him in a Western?
00:09:13Or a Jane Austen movie?
00:09:15Oh, that's really perceptive.
00:09:16Excuse me.
00:09:17Interns?
00:09:18But the grown-ups are talking?
00:09:20Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:24Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:25I mean, it's Fred Edwards' first day.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:41Oh!
00:09:42Totally forgot.
00:09:43I've actually got to run, but I'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of your ideas.
00:09:48When you're big shots, you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your head.
00:09:56But until then, you're nobody.
00:09:59I'll remember that.
00:10:00Good.
00:10:01Charlotte, you can stay and clean up after the party.
00:10:03I'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend.
00:10:06Tonight?
00:10:07But I have another job.
00:10:08Oh, great!
00:10:09But you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department.
00:10:13Ava!
00:10:15Happy hour!
00:10:16I'm buying!
00:10:23You know you don't have to stay and clean up with me, right?
00:10:26I don't mind.
00:10:28Can I ask you something?
00:10:30Are Ava and Seth real pieces of shit?
00:10:33Ew.
00:10:35I shouldn't laugh.
00:10:37No, you should.
00:10:39You have a really beautiful smile.
00:10:41No, but seriously, why are they always like that?
00:10:43I don't know.
00:10:45It's just kind of the way they are.
00:10:47Ava's in the running for the same job as me and Seth's her uncle, so...
00:10:53Anyway, what's your story?
00:10:56Why are you here?
00:10:59I mean, you can call it a cordillac crisis.
00:11:03I don't know, I guess I've just been sheltered my whole life, so...
00:11:05I just wanted to try something new.
00:11:08You wanted to try picking up trash with me?
00:11:11I mean, there's worse ways to spend your day.
00:11:14Plus, I thought you can, you know, teach me a few things that I can learn the ins and outs.
00:11:20Deal.
00:11:25Shoot, I'm gonna be late for work.
00:11:26What, this isn't work?
00:11:28No, not for me.
00:11:30You know we don't get paid, right?
00:11:32What?
00:11:34I'll see you on Monday.
00:11:41Hey, Coleman.
00:11:43Yeah, give me the personal file on Charlotte Sin.
00:11:45Yeah, I need to know everything about her.
00:11:47Also, dude, we gotta start paying these interns.
00:11:50Alright.
00:11:51Why would you want to meet here?
00:12:05You hate places like this.
00:12:07Yeah, you do.
00:12:09What can I get the two?
00:12:11Mr. Hart?
00:12:14Edward, do you guys know each other?
00:12:16Us?
00:12:18No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:19Look, he's a friend of my father's.
00:12:23I just didn't want anyone to think I was another Nepo baby.
00:12:26That's why you're so sheltered.
00:12:28Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
00:12:31Do you know what you'd like?
00:12:33Yeah, we'll take two Bloody Marys.
00:12:36Extra Bloody.
00:12:42What?
00:12:44Small world.
00:12:45Small world and...
00:12:46Oh, look!
00:12:47Right there is where it tells you where she works in her personnel file.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51Would you look at that?
00:12:52I think you already did.
00:12:53She's amazing, bro.
00:12:55Top of her class.
00:12:57Full ride scholarship.
00:12:59She could be anything.
00:13:00I don't know why she'd want to settle at the bottom in Hollywood.
00:13:03Sounds like somebody else that we know.
00:13:05Even the drinking.
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:08You know, Ava had a lot to do with that.
00:13:10You could smell it on her a mile away.
00:13:11If you have some time this weekend and you feel like getting your hands dirty.
00:13:17Yeah, sure.
00:13:19I'll be right back with those drinks.
00:13:24Oh, brother.
00:13:26You are in love.
00:13:28Can you make mine a double, please?
00:13:41Hey.
00:13:42So how do you know if a script is worth pitching?
00:13:44A good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go.
00:13:46You can't stop thinking about it.
00:13:48Edward, save yourself some time.
00:13:51If a script isn't on the blacklist, it's a pass.
00:13:54It's that easy.
00:13:56Like this one.
00:13:57Once you find a script you love, it makes all the drudgery worth it.
00:14:07At least for me.
00:14:09Hey, stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports.
00:14:13I need something that screams Freddie Jones to bring to Coleman.
00:14:16So what do we got?
00:14:18I read a lot of great scripts.
00:14:20This top one is a modern take on Sunset Boulevard.
00:14:22Isn't that like black and white?
00:14:24That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:14:27You sound just like Freddie Jones.
00:14:28He always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act.
00:14:32Look at you two.
00:14:33Sounding like nerds and losers living in the 50s.
00:14:36A contact just in an action romance.
00:14:38That's perfect.
00:14:40Ava, you are the best.
00:14:42I bet Freddie's gonna love that.
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:50I bet Freddie will love that.
00:14:52Yeah.
00:14:54This script has a lot of heat.
00:14:59And it's a great part for Freddie.
00:15:01Yeah, if we don't jump on this now tomorrow, I promise we're gonna read in the trades that Leo's doing it.
00:15:06It's really good.
00:15:07But it's completely wrong with Freddie.
00:15:19But it's got everything.
00:15:20Action, sex.
00:15:21He even has his shirt off for over an hour.
00:15:22Yeah, but there's plenty more where that came from.
00:15:25Good.
00:15:26Because Freddie's looking for a wide spectrum.
00:15:30So I'm gonna wanna hear pitches from all of the interns.
00:15:34And whoever can pitch a film that Freddie actually wants to buy gets the junior executive position.
00:15:40You okay, honey?
00:15:41That beer has more head than a truck stop men's room.
00:15:55Yeah, sorry.
00:15:56Just work stuff.
00:15:57Work stuff?
00:15:58Or romance stuff?
00:15:59Don't look so shocked.
00:16:00Spending 20 years in a bar, I get really good at reading people, okay?
00:16:04I don't even know if it's mutual.
00:16:05It is.
00:16:10How do you know that?
00:16:11Because I've got a sense about this stuff.
00:16:15Plus, he's sitting over at that table and he just asked about ya.
00:16:26What are you doing here?
00:16:29Well, I got those scripts that Seth taught some trash, and I thought you'd want to talk about them.
00:16:38Okay.
00:16:42Thanks for coming out tonight.
00:16:44You know, even if nothing happens, I love talking about movies with you.
00:16:48I love talking about movies with you, too.
00:16:51Honestly, four hours does not seem like enough time.
00:16:54Shit.
00:16:59Smell that?
00:17:01O negative.
00:17:03My favorite.
00:17:06That's interesting.
00:17:23Let's take the mouth.
00:17:26I'm hungry.
00:17:28Sniff again.
00:17:29He's one of us.
00:17:33No way.
00:17:35Is that?
00:17:42I gotta go.
00:17:48You'll never guess who just came in.
00:17:51You're his biggest fan.
00:17:53Can you imagine being so famous you have to lie about being on vacation?
00:18:12Don't you have work you should be doing?
00:18:14My contact just sent me another hot script, so no.
00:18:24Hey, Charlotte.
00:18:26Um, can I get your help?
00:18:28I jammed the printer again?
00:18:29I jammed the printer again.
00:18:30Again?
00:18:31Yeah.
00:18:32Seriously?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:37Hey.
00:18:39What do you have for me?
00:18:40I just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about.
00:18:43That's all you have?
00:18:44That script just sold, and it's not even what he's looking for.
00:18:49Aren't you even listening?
00:18:50How am I supposed to find something small and pretentious?
00:18:54It's boring.
00:18:55Figure it out.
00:18:56I got you to third base.
00:18:58You can score your own home run.
00:18:59If that farm girl brings in a script that Freddie wants to buy, I can't stop Coleman from hiring her.
00:19:05Get on it.
00:19:07Now!
00:19:09Jesus fucking Christ.
00:19:35Okay, maybe I did want to talk to you.
00:19:37Yeah, well, you better do it fast, because I might have to run away suddenly with no explanation.
00:19:42Okay, Charlotte, look about the other night.
00:19:44It's fine.
00:19:45You don't have to explain.
00:19:47We worked together.
00:19:48You did the smart thing.
00:19:50We should keep it professional, right?
00:19:56Yeah, I mean, if that's what you want.
00:19:59Don't do it like that.
00:20:01You're going to rip it.
00:20:01Thanks.
00:20:05Is this my proposal?
00:20:07Yeah, that's pretty all I should have copies for you.
00:20:10It's so nice.
00:20:14Well, it should work now.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:18Thanks.
00:20:28Why is the door locked?
00:20:31I didn't lock it.
00:20:32Must have been Ava.
00:20:35Hey, are you okay?
00:20:39It's, uh, I'm claustrophobic, and you can find spaces that make me panic.
00:20:45Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's going to be okay.
00:20:48All right, you're going to be okay.
00:20:49Trust me for a second, okay?
00:20:50Okay.
00:20:50Better?
00:21:07Better?
00:21:08How did you do that?
00:21:10Just a little trick I learned.
00:21:14Yeah, you're right.
00:21:16We should probably keep it professional.
00:21:25Wait.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:31Okay.
00:21:31What's going on here?
00:21:48Why is the door locked?
00:21:53All right, let's get you out of here.
00:21:54Come on.
00:21:55Man, being an intern is hard work.
00:22:07By the way, have you seen Charlotte's proposal?
00:22:09It's pretty good.
00:22:11Freddie, it's time to go back.
00:22:13I've got paparazzi circling the kill, just looking for a scoop, and guess what?
00:22:20You know who's been calling me?
00:22:22Diana.
00:22:23And she's been asking me questions.
00:22:25Okay.
00:22:26So what, Diana?
00:22:27Is paparazzi working for her now?
00:22:29Vampire paparazzi.
00:22:30When is that woman ever going to realize it is not going to work out between us?
00:22:35I don't care what she wants, or what my parents want, or what the paparazzi wants.
00:22:39It's not going to work.
00:22:41Yeah, well, it's easy to be patient when you're an immortal bitch.
00:22:44True.
00:22:46I know you and Charlotte have a bond.
00:22:49But it's time to call a rap on Eddie, and time to get back to work.
00:22:55It's back to my lonely, gilded cage?
00:22:57You signed up for this.
00:23:00She didn't.
00:23:07How's your project proposal going?
00:23:09Why do you care?
00:23:10I want it to be good, if I'm going to hand it in.
00:23:13What are you talking about?
00:23:14My contact fell through, and I can't hand in nothing, so unless you help me, I'll have
00:23:20to hand in this.
00:23:23That's the spot, Angela.
00:23:25How'd you get pages from my journal?
00:23:27Careful how you talk to me.
00:23:28You're one phone call away from being a stupid slut that tinked Freddy's career.
00:23:33There's no scandal if we didn't even sleep together.
00:23:37I don't understand why you would do this, Ava.
00:23:40If you work for Freddy, you're going to ruin his career.
00:23:42I won't.
00:23:43Unless you force me to.
00:23:45So what will it be?
00:23:46Let's get set up.
00:23:59They love the proposal so much, they want me to present it to the board.
00:24:02I hope you're happy with yourself.
00:24:04You're looking at the new junior executive.
00:24:07Don't worry.
00:24:08I requested you stay on as my personal intern.
00:24:15I had it.
00:24:16Time.
00:24:16Hey, where are you going with that?
00:24:29Have you seen Eddie?
00:24:32Looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye.
00:24:35Let's focus, everyone.
00:24:36We've got a lot to discuss.
00:24:38Guess he wasn't as into you as you thought.
00:24:40I don't think we'll need you for this meeting.
00:24:41I'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office.
00:24:44Fine with me.
00:24:48Mr. Jones?
00:24:49Where are you going?
00:24:53Please stay.
00:24:54I need everybody to put some in.
00:24:57Sure.
00:24:58You can take notes.
00:25:01There he is.
00:25:02End of the hour.
00:25:03Hey, welcome back, Freddy.
00:25:04Looking tan and refreshed.
00:25:06Better than ever.
00:25:07Thank you, Seth.
00:25:08Appreciate that.
00:25:11I would really like to know if this movie is at its core.
00:25:17Ava, this is your baby.
00:25:19I would love to hear from you.
00:25:21Well, at its core, it's a Freddy Jones movie.
00:25:24That's what people are paying to see.
00:25:26So what's your vision?
00:25:28Do you see this more as a classic Hollywood homage, a mystery, a romance?
00:25:33I think it has it all.
00:25:36What's your favorite part?
00:25:38The ending.
00:25:38What happens in the end?
00:25:39Your character, uh, wins?
00:25:46You know, it's funny.
00:25:47You wrote such an elegant summary, but you can't recall any major plot points or how it ends.
00:25:53I'm just curious.
00:25:53Did you actually read the script, or did you just have AI spit out a report for you?
00:25:57Of course I wrote this.
00:25:58It's just been a few weeks, and I, I...
00:26:03What do you think?
00:26:07At its heart, it's a romance.
00:26:11A mystery with a satirical edge, but ultimately a love story.
00:26:16With its poignant and tragic ending.
00:26:20Sounds like a good movie.
00:26:22Why do you think it'd be beneficial for my career?
00:26:25Because.
00:26:26People might not know it yet, but you can do more than look good with your shirt off.
00:26:30Opening weekend, they're gonna go to see Freddy Jones, the movie star.
00:26:34Come Monday, they're gonna tell their friends to go see Freddy Jones, the actor.
00:26:37I love that.
00:26:44You sold me.
00:26:46Ava, I would like you to take notes for Charlotte from now on.
00:26:51Uh, uh.
00:26:58What the hell was that?
00:26:59Ow, you're hurting me.
00:27:01I just answered his question.
00:27:03You set me up.
00:27:04You humiliated me.
00:27:05You should have prepared me better.
00:27:06I just know I had to prepare you.
00:27:08Didn't you read what you handed in?
00:27:10Oh, it was insanely long, and I have better things to do.
00:27:13That was the whole point of using your proposal.
00:27:15You made me look like an idiot.
00:27:17No, Ava, actually, you did that all on your own.
00:27:19You made me look so bad.
00:27:21I need an explanation.
00:27:23She set me up.
00:27:24Your assistant executed a master plan to embarrass you and take control of a meeting.
00:27:28If that's true, then we should probably have her on the executive payroll.
00:27:31She planned this.
00:27:32With Freddy, I have proof.
00:27:35Just to humiliate me.
00:27:36They slept together.
00:27:38That's enough.
00:27:40Oz, I'm sorry.
00:27:41Where is it?
00:27:42Where is it?
00:27:43Where?
00:27:45It's just...
00:27:46Here it is!
00:27:47Can we get security, please?
00:27:50No!
00:27:51It was her.
00:27:53They slept together.
00:27:53Why don't you believe me?
00:27:55Let go of me.
00:27:56Do you know how much this dress costs?
00:27:58I'll see you again soon.
00:28:12Hey.
00:28:14So, how'd it go today?
00:28:17Where were you?
00:28:19Ray Jones!
00:28:20Get out of here.
00:28:23No, I told you guys.
00:28:24No.
00:28:24No pictures.
00:28:24Go.
00:28:25Get out of here.
00:28:26Go.
00:28:27What the hell is going on?
00:28:30Why did they call you Freddy?
00:28:32Look, Charlotte.
00:28:34I...
00:28:35I never meant to trick you.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:46Please.
00:28:49I don't...
00:28:50I don't know what to think.
00:28:51I don't know who you are.
00:28:54Charlotte.
00:28:54Charlotte.
00:28:55Oh, you'll pay for that.
00:29:18We just wanted a story.
00:29:21But I guess we'll settle for something else.
00:29:25Get the fuck away from me!
00:29:39Charlotte.
00:29:40Are you okay?
00:29:41You look hurt.
00:29:41Are you hurt?
00:29:42I'm fine.
00:29:44I'm so sorry.
00:29:45This is all my fault.
00:29:46Why are you apologizing?
00:29:47You just saved me life.
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:55Oh, the boss is gonna love this.
00:30:06You sure you're okay?
00:30:09Thanks, Charlotte.
00:30:10Does that hurt?
00:30:19A little.
00:30:22Are they always following you like that?
00:30:25Is this what it's like to be Freddy Jones?
00:30:28I'm sorry I got you into this.
00:30:31But I hope you don't sneak out this time.
00:30:32Weren't you hurt?
00:30:40I think you might have hit your head a little too hard.
00:30:43It's probably to lie back.
00:30:47Look, I live in a world full of powerful people.
00:30:50And not all of them are good.
00:30:52But you are.
00:30:54Look, all I want to do is protect you, Charlotte.
00:30:55Look, all I want to do is protect you from the world full of powerful people.
00:31:09Hey.
00:31:12Good morning.
00:31:13Good morning.
00:31:14Listen, I have breakfast coming up for you right now.
00:31:18I'm going to step out and make a quick phone call, okay?
00:31:21Just lie back and rest.
00:31:24All right.
00:31:25Coleman.
00:31:37Hey, what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night?
00:31:39That cannot happen again.
00:31:41You got it, boss.
00:31:42You don't have security.
00:31:43Yeah.
00:31:44She better.
00:31:47Shit!
00:31:48How long has it been?
00:31:49I hear you and Freddy have been very busy boys behind my back.
00:31:53Look, I'm sure you're disappointed.
00:31:55that he's not going to do another sequel, as am I, but he's already made up his mind.
00:32:00Listen, dipshit.
00:32:01We both know which head he's thinking with, and it's not the one above his shoulders.
00:32:04Well, that's not my business.
00:32:06Actually, fuckhead, it is your business.
00:32:08My guy just sent me these photos.
00:32:10No, I don't know the pay rate yet, mom, but it's, it's entry-level.
00:32:29$3,000 a month, how am I supposed to, no, I know it's a, okay, mom, I have to go.
00:32:43Okay, bye.
00:32:44What was that all about?
00:32:47Nothing.
00:32:49You know, this is all really nice, but I have to go work brunch in an hour.
00:32:54What?
00:32:55Cancel.
00:32:56We can stay in bed all day.
00:32:58I got food brought up to us.
00:33:00Look, you just got a promotion.
00:33:01You don't need to be working back over there.
00:33:02Yeah, well, until I get my first paycheck, I'm not going to change it.
00:33:05Fine, do what you want.
00:33:14Let me know if you need anything else.
00:33:21Diana?
00:33:27Diana?
00:33:29So, you're the girl that's turned Freddy's career upside down.
00:33:32You're more stunning in person.
00:33:34I don't know about that.
00:33:36Don't sell yourself short.
00:33:38Success in Hollywood is all about branding.
00:33:41So, what's good here?
00:33:42Not much.
00:33:44So, why are you here, Diana?
00:33:45I know you're not here for the bottomless mimosas.
00:33:48You've got talent, and I need a development assistant.
00:33:51I already have a job.
00:33:53I work for Coleman, who works for me.
00:33:56I'm a silent partner in his business, but my family's money keeps the lights on.
00:34:00I didn't, I didn't know that.
00:34:02Um, I'm actually working on a project with Freddy right now.
00:34:05So, you just started fucking, which is a branding problem.
00:34:10For who?
00:34:11And how did you know that?
00:34:13It's a small town, and I have many sources.
00:34:16I do pay well.
00:34:17Charlotte, darling, welcome.
00:34:40Come in, come in.
00:34:41You wanted to talk about the new scripts?
00:34:43Oh, no.
00:34:44It's self-care Sunday.
00:34:45I need you to give me a foot massage.
00:34:47I'm sorry, what?
00:34:48You heard me.
00:34:49I've been on my feet all week, and I need to relax.
00:34:52Diana, I'm your assistant.
00:34:53I'm not a masseuse.
00:34:55Let's get one thing straight.
00:34:56If you want to keep this job and have any chance at all of making it in this industry,
00:35:00you'll do as I say.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:04Okay.
00:35:04Okay.
00:35:06Okay.
00:35:06That's a good girl.
00:35:23Oh, no.
00:35:24That is it.
00:35:25Charlotte, she cannot keep treating you like this.
00:35:28You need to tell Freddie, and then teach this witch a lesson.
00:35:32No, Sam.
00:35:33That's exactly what she wants me to do.
00:35:34I need to prove I can make it on my own.
00:35:36Well, how much more can you take?
00:35:38As much as I need to.
00:35:40This is my dream.
00:35:41I'm not giving up on it.
00:35:57Hey, Mom.
00:35:58What's up?
00:35:59Charlotte, honey.
00:36:00I'm afraid I have some bad news.
00:36:02Your father's medication prices have gone up again, and we're struggling to keep up with
00:36:07the debt.
00:36:08I'm sorry, Mom.
00:36:09I wish I could help more, but things are a little tough right now, but I'm not giving
00:36:14up.
00:36:27I can do this.
00:36:28I have to do this.
00:36:40What's all this?
00:36:42I just wanted to celebrate your recent victories, so I thought I'd do something special for you
00:36:46for all your hard work.
00:36:47Are you serious?
00:37:01Yeah.
00:37:01Root beer floats.
00:37:03Your hometown favorite.
00:37:04My parents used to get me one of these after every soccer game, whether we won or lost.
00:37:08Go and try it.
00:37:08I can't.
00:37:10I'm on a special diet.
00:37:14Charlotte, I'm tired of hiding our love from the world.
00:37:18I'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi.
00:37:21I want to go public with our love.
00:37:23Are you sure?
00:37:23That's a big step.
00:37:25Yeah, I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.
00:37:27Well, I'll support you no matter what.
00:37:29Miss Dunn, welcome.
00:37:47It is an honor to have you in our store.
00:37:50How may I assist you today?
00:37:51I need an outfit for the gala tonight.
00:37:53Something that'll make me stand out.
00:37:54Of course, we have the latest collections from the top designers.
00:37:59I'm sure we'll find something perfect for you.
00:38:04Diana, look at this one.
00:38:06This would look stunning on you.
00:38:08Oh, sweetie.
00:38:10I don't think that dress is quite worthy of someone like Miss Dunn's stature.
00:38:16You're right.
00:38:17My assistant here doesn't quite understand the difference between high fashion and, well,
00:38:23whatever she's wearing.
00:38:29Oh, now this is a dress worthy of your presence, Miss Dunn.
00:38:35It's from our exclusive collection.
00:38:37I'll take it.
00:38:39Class cannot be taught.
00:38:47Oh, Charlotte.
00:38:48I'm just teasing.
00:38:50Here, let me buy you a dress to make it up to you.
00:38:52Go on, try it on.
00:38:55I insist.
00:39:05Well, well, well.
00:39:07Look at you, Charlotte.
00:39:09You clean up nicely.
00:39:14I guess that dress just doesn't work for you.
00:39:18You're better off in your ragged clothes.
00:39:20And you will have to pay damages, of course.
00:39:23I'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary.
00:39:27Ciao, Bianca.
00:39:30Come on, Charlotte.
00:39:32The galo awaits.
00:39:33Freddie, I'm so glad you can make it.
00:39:54Yeah, good evening, Diana.
00:39:55Well, well, if it isn't Little Miss Cinderella wearing a dress made of rags.
00:40:09Actually, this is the same gown from earlier.
00:40:11Just with some alterations.
00:40:13You can't just...
00:40:15This is a black tie event, not a costume party.
00:40:17Well, I believe true style comes from within.
00:40:20Not a designer label.
00:40:22Just remember, Charlotte, you still work for me.
00:40:25You're lucky I don't fire you, Charlotte.
00:40:27I think it's time for you to leave, Diana.
00:40:31But I...
00:40:33Freddie.
00:40:34Goodbye, Diana.
00:40:43You look absolutely beautiful.
00:40:46We need an answer before the press conference starts.
00:40:49We're willing to offer a substantial investment.
00:40:53Just say the word.
00:40:54Freddie, sing a word.
00:40:55If it isn't the man of the hour, huh?
00:40:59Freddie Jones thinks so.
00:41:02It's the best key.
00:41:03I'm the one who's gonna invest in a little film, pretty boy.
00:41:07Whether you like it or not.
00:41:10And who might this lovely lady be?
00:41:17Harm candy for the night, no doubt.
00:41:21Watch your mouth, Zabeski.
00:41:23Ah, he's got a temper.
00:41:28What are you gonna do about it, pretty boy?
00:41:31Listen, Zabeski.
00:41:33You're not gonna invest in my film.
00:41:35Or disrespect my girl again.
00:41:38Do you understand?
00:41:41Freddie, walk away.
00:41:43Quite a scene you caused earlier, Zabeski.
00:41:56What do you want, Diana?
00:41:58I couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with Freddie.
00:42:02Seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two.
00:42:07I'm listening.
00:42:08It's simple.
00:42:09You want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his.
00:42:13I want Freddie.
00:42:13And I think I know a way where we can both get what we desire.
00:42:17I like the way you think, Diana.
00:42:23What do you have in mind?
00:42:25We hold a press conference.
00:42:26And when Freddie's distracted, I'll announce our new film together, cementing me at his side.
00:42:31I love it.
00:42:33When do we start?
00:42:34Leave it to me, Zabeski.
00:42:37You just play your part when the time comes.
00:42:46Freddie.
00:42:48I think I'll, uh, I saw something.
00:42:51Your teeth, they weren't normal.
00:42:55And the way you fought, Zabeski.
00:42:58What's going on?
00:43:00I'll tell you, Charlotte.
00:43:01Only because we're bought it by blood.
00:43:05What the hell does that mean?
00:43:06It means I'm a vampire.
00:43:16You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of becoming a vampire.
00:43:21The magic, the mystery of it all.
00:43:25Life became nothing but work and pills.
00:43:29That's the thing about magic, Charlotte.
00:43:33So you just gotta know where to look.
00:43:44The magic cell there, Charlotte.
00:43:46You just gotta know where to look.
00:43:48And I've missed you, baby, by my side.
00:43:52Where are you now, baby?
00:43:59Did you hear me mean to say goodbye?
00:44:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:10I can't think I'm one of the reasons why.
00:44:15I need to die.
00:44:23Hey, Charlotte.
00:44:25I've been meaning to talk to you about being Diana's assistant.
00:44:29Look, I honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you, and I don't want you working for her anymore.
00:44:34And I've been thinking, if you need help financially or otherwise, I got you.
00:44:43You can't take that.
00:44:46I don't want to rely on you.
00:44:48But I insist you take it.
00:44:51I would feel a whole lot better.
00:44:53Please.
00:44:54Fine.
00:44:55But just for emergencies.
00:44:56It's Diana.
00:45:08She's been blowing up my phone all night.
00:45:13Signore.
00:45:23Diana.
00:45:23Diana.
00:45:26You know she's not going to stop calling.
00:45:34Just answer it.
00:45:37Diana.
00:45:38What do you want?
00:45:40You're with Freddie, aren't you?
00:45:42It's none of your business.
00:45:44Actually, business is why I'm calling.
00:45:47I have a proposition for the both of you.
00:45:49So we can be done with all of this nonsense.
00:45:52We're here to settle things like you said.
00:46:05No more games.
00:46:06I already told her about us.
00:46:08So you can't hang that over my head.
00:46:09Splendid.
00:46:10I hate secrets between friends.
00:46:13On that note, this was going to be a surprise, but...
00:46:17Pam?
00:46:17Pam?
00:46:17You goddamn bitch.
00:46:25Oh my god.
00:46:27I can't believe my daughter's dating people's sexiest man alive.
00:46:32Two years ago, but charmed.
00:46:35With how hard Charlotte's been working, I thought this would be a nice treat.
00:46:39It was so nice of you to fly me here.
00:46:41Why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous?
00:46:44Diana's very humble, and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity.
00:46:49What are you doing?
00:46:50I just wanted to show you the gold-digging trash you've been in bed with.
00:46:55Watch this.
00:46:57Pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country, and how hard it's been.
00:47:03Yes, that's true.
00:47:04With your dad's back surgery he needs, and the black mold in the house, they might have to sell, and it breaks my heart.
00:47:10That's none of your concern, Diana.
00:47:11But it could be.
00:47:13What if I wrote your mother a check for two million dollars?
00:47:17In exchange for what?
00:47:20You, who was in Freddie alone.
00:47:23Forever.
00:47:26Two million dollars?
00:47:28Would that cover it, Mom?
00:47:31Oh yeah, I guess it would.
00:47:33We don't want your money, Diana.
00:47:38And I won't be bullied out of ending my relationship, not by you, not by anyone.
00:47:45Well, then there's nothing left to consider.
00:47:47Your happiness is all that matters, sweetheart.
00:47:50I'm sorry, but we don't need your money.
00:47:54Not if it means sacrificing my daughter's heart.
00:47:59You're making a mistake, both of you.
00:48:01But if that's how you want to play it, fine.
00:48:03Just know that I do have a plan B.
00:48:05And trust me, you're not going to like it.
00:48:10You're done here, Diana.
00:48:11And as far as your plan B, we'll handle that together.
00:48:16Come on, ladies.
00:48:17Let's go.
00:48:18This isn't over.
00:48:25Not by a long shot.
00:48:32All right, you two.
00:48:33So let's review.
00:48:35Diana, you're going to go out first.
00:48:36People are going to be super excited to see you.
00:48:38And then you're going to introduce Freddie.
00:48:39Freddie, they're going to be equally excited to see you.
00:48:42Then the two of you will talk about the movie.
00:48:44And then you'll take questions from the journalists.
00:48:46Sound good?
00:48:47Sounds great.
00:48:48Fantastic.
00:48:49Oh, they're ready to go.
00:48:50We've got to get out there.
00:48:51Otherwise, we're going to keep them waiting.
00:48:52And we do not want to do that.
00:48:53They look perfect.
00:48:54Great job.
00:48:55Come on, you two.
00:48:55Let's go.
00:48:56No, no, you look perfect.
00:48:57You don't need to check yourself.
00:48:57Let's go.
00:48:58Let's go.
00:49:11Isn't a pretty little assistant.
00:49:16What are you doing?
00:49:17Thinking about your blood, Charlotte?
00:49:20I don't know.
00:49:20I don't know.
00:49:21I don't know.
00:49:21I don't know.
00:49:22I don't know.
00:49:22I don't know.
00:49:22But the way it tastes, the way it must feel, flowing down.
00:49:27I don't know.
00:49:29Stay away from me.
00:49:30I'm warning you.
00:49:31Or what?
00:49:32You're warning me.
00:49:33What are you going to do, sweetheart?
00:49:35Go for help.
00:49:36And now, without further ado, let's welcome the man of the hour, Freddie Jones.
00:49:48I think your blood will be the sweetest I've tasted in years.
00:50:02And I'm going to savor every life.
00:50:05I'm going to save her every life.
00:50:23You're out of here, Charlotte.
00:50:28Freddie!
00:50:35Let's see you around my girl again, Zebeski.
00:50:38I'll rip out your fucking throat!
00:50:45Charlotte.
00:50:45Are you okay?
00:50:50You came back.
00:50:52I'll always come back for you, Charlotte.
00:51:02I'm sorry, everyone.
00:51:04I'm not sure what's keeping Freddie.
00:51:14Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:51:15You guys are too kind.
00:51:16Sorry I'm late.
00:51:16You all know how I like to make a very dramatic entrance.
00:51:20There are two things I would like to talk about.
00:51:23First one is, I'm really proud of this film that Diane and I have made.
00:51:27Me too, Freddie.
00:51:29I think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own.
00:51:34Two, I would really like to introduce you all to something very special to me.
00:51:39She's the one of the bravest, smartest, most beautiful woman in this town.
00:51:43My new career advisor and future, Miss Freddie Jones.
00:51:48Miss Charlotte Sims, everybody.
00:51:56I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about the announcement.
00:52:03It's okay.
00:52:05Just from now on, no more secrets.
00:52:07We're going to face the challenges together.
00:52:09I love you, Charlotte.
00:52:11I love you too.
00:52:13I do want to ask you one thing, though.
00:52:15Yeah, anything.
00:52:16Could you ask for my father's blessing?
00:52:19It's a tradition in my family.
00:52:20It would mean the world to me.
00:52:22I would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you.
00:52:25But remember, you don't have to tell him everything.
00:52:28Okay.
00:52:29Come here.
00:52:40Alexander?
00:52:41Zelda?
00:52:42I need to speak with you now.
00:52:43Diana, what brings you here in such a state?
00:52:57It's Freddie.
00:52:58Your son has gone too far this time.
00:53:00He's announced his engagement to a human at a press conference, no less.
00:53:05A human?
00:53:07Are you certain?
00:53:08Yes.
00:53:09Some nobody named Charlotte Sims.
00:53:12He's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her.
00:53:17This cannot be allowed to continue.
00:53:20The secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance.
00:53:23I couldn't agree more, Zelda.
00:53:25That's why I came to you.
00:53:26I worry about Freddie and I fear that he's not thinking clearly.
00:53:30What do we really know about this Charlotte girl?
00:53:33She could be a threat to our whole way of life.
00:53:36We cannot take any risks.
00:53:39We'll handle this matter personally.
00:53:43You have our work.
00:53:52So we thought we'd come in on Friday and stay the weekend.
00:53:56Oh, we probably need bodyguards.
00:53:57The whole town has gone crazy since you two went public.
00:54:00We felt like celebrities at Walmart today.
00:54:03But I don't know, why would a movie star want to come all the way to Whitewater, Minnesota?
00:54:07Well, I just want to see where Charlotte grew up.
00:54:09And honestly, I want to come and meet you, sir.
00:54:11Plus, we have some news.
00:54:13I knew it!
00:54:14I knew it!
00:54:15Freddie, you're going to get you the most beautiful, most expensive wedding dress ever, aren't you?
00:54:19Oh, yeah, you bet.
00:54:20No, you're not.
00:54:21Mom, you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years so I could wear it.
00:54:24Well, it has a tear, remember?
00:54:27I mean, it's going to look like an old sackcloth compared to what Freddie can get you.
00:54:31Well, I'm not getting married in anything else.
00:54:33So if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my wedding, you better mend it.
00:54:37All right.
00:54:38All right.
00:54:38Love you.
00:54:39Bye.
00:54:40Something's wrong.
00:54:55I've been trying to get my parents since yesterday and they haven't answered their phones.
00:54:58Okay, I'm sure everything's fine, Charlotte.
00:55:00It's not like my mom to not answer.
00:55:01Look, your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit.
00:55:05I'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations.
00:55:07Maybe you're right, but I have a really bad feeling.
00:55:10Okay.
00:55:11All right.
00:55:11Well, I can call a pilot and we can head over there right now and check.
00:55:16Let's go.
00:55:23Mom?
00:55:25Dad, is anyone here?
00:55:31This is where they said to meet them.
00:55:37Freddy, I think something's happened to them.
00:55:39Charlotte, don't worry.
00:55:40We'll find them, okay?
00:55:42I promise.
00:55:49Thank you for joining us on such short notice.
00:55:53Oh, well, we've never been to the West Coast before, so we don't mind the change of plans.
00:55:58And we'd just as soon come out here, then have Freddy visits us there.
00:56:03My phone can't get service.
00:56:04I was hoping to tell Charlotte where we are.
00:56:07We're in a dead zone.
00:56:09They'll be joining us shortly.
00:56:11In the meantime, we wanted the chance to get to know you.
00:56:15Our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us.
00:56:18And so we'd like to know what sort of stock he is associating with.
00:56:25We have the same concern about Charlotte.
00:56:28Yeah, we don't know much about these powerful Hollywood types.
00:56:31But what we do know, it's not very wholesome.
00:56:34Like sex slaves and...
00:56:36Clones.
00:56:36Yeah, clones.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:39We don't have slaves.
00:56:41Or clones.
00:56:43But there are many reasons why Charlotte and Freddy's union could be complicated.
00:56:49Challenging.
00:56:50Even dangerous.
00:56:53Dangerous?
00:56:54The truth is we brought you here to ask you some very important questions.
00:57:00Please follow us to the parlor.
00:57:07All right.
00:57:11I've got private investigators here and in Minnesota.
00:57:15And I've called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement.
00:57:18Charlotte.
00:57:20We're gonna find them.
00:57:21Promise.
00:57:24Are you okay?
00:57:25I'm hanging in there.
00:57:27Look, I'm gonna go.
00:57:28But I'll be back soon.
00:57:29Where are you going?
00:57:31I'm gonna go talk to somebody.
00:57:31You might know what the hell is going on.
00:57:36I'll be back.
00:57:37I'll be back.
00:57:37Where are they?
00:57:52I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:54Charlotte's parents are missing.
00:57:55Oh, heavens.
00:57:57Hopefully they didn't get lost remembering which trailer's theirs.
00:58:00Okay, Diana.
00:58:00Tell me where they are.
00:58:02I'm gonna rip you in half.
00:58:03Coleman.
00:58:07Charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at LAX.
00:58:10They're not with Diana.
00:58:14Okay, well, where are they now?
00:58:15They're with your parents.
00:58:17Why the hell are they with them?
00:58:19You told the human our secrets.
00:58:21They're tying up your loose ends.
00:58:23That's so good.
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:44You're okay?
00:58:46Okay?
00:58:47We're better than okay.
00:58:48We're having a great time.
00:58:50What took you so long?
00:58:52Mom.
00:58:52Dad, what are they doing here?
00:58:55You let the cat out of the bag.
00:58:57We had to vet Charlotte, make sure she was all right.
00:59:00We're going to share our darkest secrets with her.
00:59:03Not to mention our only son.
00:59:05Okay.
00:59:07And?
00:59:08Charlotte is a lovely young woman.
00:59:12A good student, a hard worker.
00:59:15You picked a good one.
00:59:17And her parents are fun.
00:59:18Who are they?
00:59:19Who knew thousand-year-old vampires and Midwesterners had a lot in common?
00:59:25Both kind of slow to change.
00:59:27We went to the barn.
00:59:28It was unlocked.
00:59:29No one was there.
00:59:30Ted!
00:59:31Did you forget to fix the deadbolt again?
00:59:33Uh, yeah, I meant to, but, you know, with everything going on, I think I must have forgot.
00:59:38I don't know.
00:59:39Alexander is the same way.
00:59:41Completely useless around the house.
00:59:43But I am good with toasts.
00:59:47Here's to a beautiful journey.
00:59:50No road is long when you have good company.
00:59:53To the happy cuppa.
00:59:55Cheers.
00:59:56Cheers.
00:59:56By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:00:22Come on.
01:00:23Congratulations.
01:00:32I guess the best woman won.
01:00:34So I don't have to worry about you anymore?
01:00:36No.
01:00:37I've moved on.
01:00:39Are you serious?
01:00:41Yeah.
01:00:42She's crazy.
01:00:43But she knows the business.
01:00:45And she gets me.
01:00:47I'm good luck with that, brother.
01:00:49I've known you for 200 years.
01:00:50Charlotte, good luck with that.
01:00:52I just have one question.
01:01:03What is it?
01:01:05Is she going to drink milk?
01:01:08No.
01:01:09No, I'm just kidding.
01:01:10Yeah, she is.
01:01:11No, I'm just kidding.
01:01:25So here's the name.
01:01:28Love you.
01:01:29Love you.
01:01:29Love you again.
01:01:29Love you.
01:01:30Love you.
01:01:30Love you.
01:01:32Love you.
01:01:34Love you.
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