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00:00Tonight, responding to the spot, he just died,
00:03it's Zach Holiama.
00:09Ah, come on.
00:13Josh, he just put the baby to bed.
00:15It's Jacob Wysocki.
00:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19Whoa, whoa, so much noise.
00:20Turn the music down.
00:21Y'all be quiet now.
00:23And a 1950s husband coming home from work.
00:25It's Devon Field.
00:27Honey, I'm home.
00:29The commute was murder.
00:30If you need me, I'll be drinking in the den.
00:32And if you tell the children where I am, we're getting a divorce.
00:36Well, they're all here to...
00:39Make some noise!
00:54Welcome to Make Some Noise, the game so good we spun it off unchanged.
00:57I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:58Here's how the show works.
00:59I have here a series of improvisational prompts our players have never seen before.
01:06Isn't that right, players?
01:08Yes.
01:08Correct.
01:09They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
01:11I will award them corresponding points.
01:13And the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
01:16which an angry golden man may want back.
01:19Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:23Ready to rumble.
01:24Let's get it.
01:25Zunk, junk, and dunk.
01:27Kind of a rebrand.
01:28We're brothers now.
01:30If you say so.
01:31We're all brothers now.
01:32As you can see, we're brothers.
01:33In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame.
01:37This is a minigame that we like to call Back to Basics.
01:39Now, I've gotten some feedback that people missed the earlier, simpler, more competitive version of Make Some Noise.
01:47And so, players, I'm going to present you with a sound effect.
01:50You pitch me back what that sound effect should sound like.
01:53My favorite wins.
01:54So, mine's going to win?
01:56Dang, dude.
01:57You're already sort of breeding the competitive heat right now?
01:59Oh, shit.
02:00Stop.
02:00Dude.
02:01Stop.
02:01Dude.
02:01Zach.
02:02Stop.
02:02Dude.
02:03We're just being brothers.
02:04Zach, a tiny bell.
02:13Bold decision there, Zach.
02:15Quite tiny.
02:16I'm sorry.
02:16You said tiny bell.
02:17Jacob, that's your go.
02:27I like that a lot, Jacob.
02:28Devin, that's all you.
02:35The tweezers.
02:42I think that is going to go to Devin.
02:43As we move on.
02:45Zach falling into a well.
02:48Very immersive, Zach.
02:57Very immersive.
02:59Dunk.
02:59Hey, y'all need any water?
03:01Oh, it's baby Jessica.
03:06Sploosh.
03:09Now, there was a story about a baby named Jessica, 1992, maybe?
03:16I like that yours had a Y.
03:17Junk.
03:18Oh, fuck.
03:19Oh, fuck.
03:31Oh, fuck.
03:32Whoa.
03:32If you've got that in the whole story.
03:35That point goes to Junk.
03:40Let's do you first, Jacob, for our last one.
03:43A three-second Super Bowl ad that cost half a million dollars.
03:49These are planes.
03:52Coke!
03:53Were they emitting Coke?
03:58Yeah, that's a great, that's, I'm glad you saw that.
04:01I'm glad you saw that addition.
04:02I feel like maybe they weren't.
04:04They were for sure doing what you just said.
04:06Zunk.
04:07These are planes.
04:07Right?
04:15Dory.
04:18They ran out of time.
04:19Too much plane.
04:20Too much plane.
04:20Too much plane, not enough budge.
04:22In the edit, they were like, we've got two choices.
04:25And they were like, planes.
04:26Planes.
04:26They're going to know what Dory means.
04:28I like to imagine that the planes could have been chips.
04:30Yeah, they actually, they actually, they were chips.
04:31But that's just something I saw.
04:32They were chips.
04:34Devin.
04:35These are planes.
04:36Yeah?
04:37Shh, join the Air Force.
04:40I mean, that one made the most sense.
04:42Why were they chips and why were they spewing Coca-Cola?
04:45I am going to say that point goes to Zunk.
04:47And so, the scores are tied as we head into round one of our game.
04:54Wow.
04:54Zunk.
04:55Yes.
04:56The saddest free Craigslist post in history.
05:01Free to a good home.
05:02Friendship.
05:06I've been told I'm tough.
05:08To be around.
05:09To hear.
05:10To see.
05:11And to hold.
05:13I'm looking for someone to come with me on my companion ticket to Busch Gardens.
05:19I had a funny thing where I, you know, I was sort of ousted from a group of friends.
05:24And it's funny in hindsight.
05:26It wasn't so funny at the time.
05:27Sort of a breakup got a ride.
05:30They chose the other person, even though they knew me first.
05:33I'm just wondering if my internet's working or if I'm not getting any sort of traction on this.
05:39You have reached your character limit.
05:43Thank God.
05:44Oh, man.
05:4552 points for sale.
05:47Never won.
05:47Zunk.
05:47Oh, wow.
05:48Junk.
05:49Yeah.
05:49The person in front of you at the bank the one time all year you have to go inside.
05:56Everybody on the ground.
05:59Everybody get down.
06:00Everybody get down right now.
06:02Please.
06:03No, no, no.
06:03Please.
06:04All right.
06:05Oh, God.
06:05Here's the thing.
06:06I don't want any money.
06:08And you're probably asking, what are you doing?
06:11I have a lot of ideas.
06:12And I need some people to just kind of listen.
06:15See if they seem good or if they seem slightly off base.
06:18Okay?
06:19Okay.
06:19Okay.
06:20Just don't hurt me.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Something that I've been thinking a lot about is, like, what's too much eagerness?
06:27Can you like something too much?
06:29Is this for something?
06:30No, these are just sort of what I've been generally thinking about.
06:33You don't want money?
06:34Not at all.
06:36Can you be too eager?
06:37Of course you can scare people away if you're overeager.
06:39What does that look like?
06:40Well, it looks like coming out too strong, sending too many texts.
06:42Yeah, you kind of have to meet people where they are.
06:44All right.
06:45So if I'm more eager than them, I'm making them feel uncomfortable?
06:48Possibly.
06:48Don't move.
06:49I'm sorry.
06:49You're trying to get out of this?
06:51This is an example of the overeagerness you were talking about.
06:55That's good to know.
06:56I like you, and I like how we're connecting.
06:58Bang.
07:00If you want to get into the window, you can dunk.
07:02Jesus Christ.
07:04Sorry for killing you.
07:05That's okay.
07:05I'm going to respond in the same spot.
07:07Cool.
07:08Callback.
07:0822 points direct deposit for you, Jim, which brings us to dunk.
07:12Correct.
07:13A post-apocalyptic late-night monologue.
07:18Hey, another night in the wasteland, am I right?
07:21God, I had a hell of a weekend.
07:24It was crazy.
07:25I was in the forbidden zone.
07:27I know, I know.
07:29But, you know, the radiation swamp was just the perfect temperature.
07:34So I thought, you know, I'll bring the kids for a swim.
07:36And before I knew it, one of them was swallowed whole by the toxic ooze.
07:40But anyway, President Body Slam is in the news again.
07:45Body Slam not doing too good.
07:47God, who voted for this guy?
07:49None of us.
07:50It was a military coup.
07:52But, you know, he's enforcing his new no-kissing policy.
07:57Hey, but if he wanted a no-kissing policy, you should have thought of that before we all
08:01lost our lips in the fire.
08:03Give it up for them.
08:06The Sludge Band, everybody.
08:10We'll be right back with Anna Kendrick.
08:14Oh, no.
08:15Yeah.
08:16This is soon.
08:17Yes, it's very soon.
08:1834 points.
08:19Have you seen this?
08:20Have you heard about this?
08:20That's right.
08:21Which brings us back to Zumpf.
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:24A mo-cap Planet of the Apes monkey self-tape.
08:35Sky people.
08:39No, you have to.
08:40Sorry.
08:40I can tell that you're cutting my head off.
08:44Sweetie, what am I doing wrong?
08:45So, Mom.
08:46What?
08:47This is a really big opportunity.
08:48I know you're doing so good.
08:49You were like a real monkey.
08:51I know it, and I just need you to get my whole head in the frame.
08:53Okay.
08:54Because I'm also going to be moving around a little bit, and I just really need to feel
08:57like you have me.
08:58You're doing so good.
08:59Okay.
09:00Thanks, Mom.
09:00All right.
09:10Sky people.
09:12Sky people have it.
09:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
09:15I'm sorry.
09:15You had it.
09:15It was so good.
09:16No, I'm feeling embarrassed, Mom.
09:17Why?
09:18Because he looked away.
09:19I know, but it was only because I was crying.
09:22I was so moved.
09:23Let me just go right into it, okay?
09:32You've got mail.
09:33Fuck!
09:34Sorry, it's my desktop.
09:36You straight up fucking booked it.
09:38Dude, you booked it.
09:38Let's say an ooh-ooh-ah-ah amount of points for you, Zach.
09:41Huge.
09:41Which brings us back to Jacob.
09:44Hi.
09:44The Coroner's Report has a whole section about how fun it was for him.
09:51Male appears to be 25 years old.
09:55Cause of death, um, hydrojet explosion.
10:00He was going about 220 miles per hour on open water.
10:03Moving down to the ankles.
10:04First of all, this guy's 7'4".
10:07Big guy.
10:09His feet are webbed.
10:10Webbed in a way that I've never seen before.
10:12I bet he'd be fast at swimming.
10:15His grills are still in.
10:16Pretty cool.
10:17Really fun.
10:17And his grills say www.getfucked.com.
10:23Somebody pull that up?
10:24Racing.
10:24Go ahead and just kind of make a general incision here right into the sternum.
10:28Smaller man inside this man.
10:32Help me.
10:33Still alive, this man.
10:34Help me.
10:35What do the tattoos mean, sir?
10:36You alone hold the key.
10:38Riddle me this.
10:39If I cut you open, is there a big man inside of you?
10:43I'll never tell.
10:46Yeah, time of points, 1157 a.m.
10:49But, oh no!
10:51Dunk!
10:52Uh-oh.
10:52It would appear as if the next prompt has a missing word in it.
10:56What?
10:56So, it's Zach and Jacob's responsibility to fill in whatever that blank is.
11:01Guys, don't, don't fuck me over.
11:04Your prompt is blank in the Criterion Closet.
11:09Oh no.
11:09What's his name?
11:10Recently passed.
11:12David Lynch.
11:13David Lynch in the Criterion Closet?
11:15David Lynch.
11:16A likely place for him to be?
11:18Yeah, it doesn't feel out of character.
11:20But he's really tiny.
11:21Yeah, it's actually really tiny David Lynch.
11:26Wow.
11:27Cinema is a road.
11:29A long, dark road.
11:31And it goes on and on.
11:35I'm here to pick some of my favorite films.
11:37Wow.
11:38I can hardly reach.
11:41Look at this.
11:43Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life.
11:45A tremendous film made by a man much bigger than myself.
11:50It's going in the tote bag.
11:54Federico Fellini's Amar Kord.
11:56His love letter to his childhood.
11:59Hooray!
12:02I, of course, did a love letter to my childhood in the film Lost Highway.
12:09My childhood was spent watching pornography at a murderer's house.
12:13If you're watching this, I'm already dead.
12:19That is technically true.
12:21True.
12:2165 points from an obscure Turkish director for you.
12:25Wish I had a name to pull.
12:28Which brings us to our second minigame.
12:32This is a little minigame that we like to call Make It Sing.
12:37How it works as players, I will present you with an object.
12:40I will then show you the object making a noise.
12:44It is your job to make that same object make said noise.
12:49Does that make sense?
12:50I think so.
12:50It makes sense to me.
12:51In that case, I am going to invite back to our stage Malachi.
12:56Son of a bitch.
12:57Great to see you again, my friends.
12:59Malachi.
13:00Hi.
13:01Malachi, take it away whenever you're ready.
13:03Malachi, take it away whenever you're ready.
13:32Wow, that was beautiful, Malachi.
13:39Now, what is this that you're playing?
13:41This is a Renaissance Hummelschen bagpipe.
13:44Hummelschen meaning little bumblebee.
13:46Wow.
13:46I'm going to ask Devin for you to go first.
13:49Makes sense.
13:50Set the curve, you know.
13:52Yeah, of course we hold it the normal way.
13:54Ha!
13:56Ha ha!
13:58When the Cialis kicks in.
14:01For only two seconds.
14:03Ha ha!
14:04Wow, Devin!
14:19Way to go!
14:20You know, it's hard.
14:21Good work out there.
14:22It's hard.
14:22Zach, I think you're up.
14:23Blow tube, finger holes.
14:26No.
14:26Bag.
14:27Okay.
14:28It's a great strategy, by the way.
14:30Find the holes first.
14:30God damn it.
14:31These bees are sick.
14:54Great time.
14:55Yikes.
14:55Great time.
14:56Jacob.
14:57I'm good, thanks.
14:58No, it's not optional.
15:01So consent doesn't exist in Mexico?
15:03That's interesting.
15:05This looks pretty natural.
15:07There's more holes than you think.
15:11Thumb hole, thumb hole.
15:15God damn it.
15:16Whoa!
15:17Whoa!
15:17Whoa!
15:17Whoa!
15:18Whoa!
15:18Whoa!
15:19Whoa!
15:20Whoa!
15:21Whoa!
15:22Whoa!
15:23Whoa!
15:24Whoa!
15:25Whoa!
15:26Whoa!
15:27Whoa!
15:28Whoa!
15:29Whoa!
15:30He's getting nasty with it.
15:32He's getting nasty!
15:33He's getting nasty!
15:34Yeah!
15:35Someone's getting lucky at the tavern tonight.
15:38Yeah!
15:39Wow!
15:40One-handed!
15:41Hey!
15:42Hey!
15:43That's just...
15:45We're gonna bust!
15:47A vibrator dying.
15:48It is a mind of its own.
15:50Thank you very much.
15:51Wow!
15:52I found a minute there, and then it slipped.
15:57The person who got the most legitimate sound of that thing was doubtlessly Jacob.
16:10Jacob, that point goes to you.
16:11Wow.
16:12I needed it.
16:13Malachi, ready?
16:14Malachi?
16:15You're not gonna wanna wash that.
16:21That brings us to round two, where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
16:27Nice, dude.
16:28Nice, dude.
16:29Sunk.
16:30Yes.
16:31And junk.
16:32Mad Max Fury Road Driver's Ed.
16:39It can be nerve-wracking out there.
16:40It's my first time on the Fury Road, and it's like...
16:42I'm just gonna be kinda hanging on the outside.
16:44Okay.
16:46Hey, I'll be here every step of the way.
16:48Goggles on?
16:49Yeah, that's step one.
16:50Okay.
16:51Shoulder blades attached.
16:52Spiked, yep.
16:53Spiked.
16:54Hands at ten and two, guns at three and nines, and I will ease in.
16:59Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
17:00You didn't check your mirrors, and you didn't talk to the guy who plays bass on the back.
17:05Check in with me!
17:07Sir, are you good?
17:08The Doof Warrior is ready to ride!
17:10Okay.
17:11I'm gonna put it into drive, and I'll hit that nose.
17:13Absolutely.
17:16Hold it!
17:17Fight it!
17:18Fight the Gs!
17:19Now, it's gonna seem like this wall, you won't be able to make it, but you can make it.
17:23Good, yes, good.
17:25Witness me!
17:28Now, now, you're gonna parallel park.
17:30You're gonna parallel park in between that tank that looks like a boat, and that boat that looks like a tank.
17:36Yes.
17:37Witness me again.
17:38Now, don't squish the bass guy.
17:39You've got a lot of space back in.
17:42That's what the show's all about, baby!
17:45Wow, damn!
17:47Well, 45 points done entirely with practical effects for the both of you.
17:51Wow, huge.
17:52Which brings us to Junk and Dunk.
17:54Correct.
17:56A Chipotle employee is psyched about what's going on in your burrito bowl.
18:01I'm hungry today!
18:02Yeah.
18:03Okay, great.
18:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:05Let's get started.
18:06Yes!
18:07I wanna do a bowl.
18:08Yes, King!
18:09Go on!
18:10Yes, yes.
18:11I want the tortilla...
18:12Shut the fuck up.
18:13...at the bottom of the bowl.
18:15Have you heard about that?
18:16Not reinventing the damn wheel.
18:19Jesus!
18:20Yeah, man.
18:21All right, tortilla at the bottom of the bowl.
18:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:23Keep cooking.
18:25We're into this together, brother.
18:26Hit me.
18:27Okay, okay.
18:28Rice?
18:29Yeah, dude!
18:30White rice!
18:31White rice!
18:32Can I get a little bit more, though?
18:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:34Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:36This is the big question.
18:37I've been wondering how you're gonna go with this one.
18:38Uh-huh.
18:39I've been wondering which way you're gonna go with this one.
18:41I knew you were thinking.
18:42As soon as I walked in, you had it on your face.
18:43Where's he going?
18:44Black or pinto?
18:45Boom!
18:46Oh!
18:50We got a goddamn innovator.
18:52Protein?
18:53Give me the chick chick.
18:54Chick chick is, like, the craziest fucking way I've ever heard someone say chicken.
18:58Oh, no!
18:59That's fucking...
19:00That's...
19:01Nobody said that before?
19:02I want to get married, dude!
19:03Whoa!
19:04Wow!
19:05Yes!
19:06So good.
19:07Yes, okay, okay, all right.
19:08Lettuce.
19:09No.
19:10And then, all right, cheese, man.
19:11Cheese, dude.
19:12The dairy!
19:13The dairy!
19:14Yeah, man, yeah, man.
19:15I want enough cheese to back me up for a week.
19:17This guy's lactose intolerant, baby.
19:20Let's do it.
19:21Let's slather it on in.
19:22I know your salt of the earth.
19:23It's guacamole.
19:25It's extra.
19:26I'm going no guac.
19:27Wow.
19:28A man who knows when his meal is complete.
19:31I'm sorry, I just...
19:33Brother?
19:34This was going perfect, dawg.
19:36And I was, like, ready to fucking leave it all behind.
19:38But you forgot something huge, dude.
19:40What?
19:41You didn't ask me about the salsas, dude.
19:43You went straight from lettuce to cheese, dude.
19:45And you didn't even bring up the salsas.
19:47You'll never hear from me again.
19:50Wait!
19:52Ice water and shredded cheese, please.
19:58Together?
19:59I don't know if anybody noticed, and I know how people love Easter eggs here at Dropout TV.
20:03The bell on the door on the exit.
20:05That's the bell.
20:06The tiny bell from earlier in that position.
20:08Wow!
20:09Yeah.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:11Yeah.
20:12Six points that are extra.
20:13Is that okay?
20:14Done.
20:15Yes.
20:16And the snow workers are actually honest about how they spent their weekends.
20:20Nice little weekend?
20:21Yeah.
20:22It's fine.
20:23Yeah.
20:24I got too scared for my snowboarding lesson.
20:27What's that?
20:28I booked a snowboarding lesson in Big Bear.
20:30Okay.
20:31I paid the deposit.
20:32I drove there, and I rented a board.
20:34And that first moment when you put your boots on, and you walk in the snow out to where
20:39they have the...
20:40It was a group lesson.
20:41And it wasn't even an intimidating group.
20:43I just turned around and I drove home.
20:46Really?
20:47Wow.
20:48How was your weekend?
20:49It was okay.
20:50Just kind of hid from my wife.
20:52My wife's upset with me because of some repeat behaviors that I kind of refused to deal
21:02with.
21:03So things have been just kind of frosty.
21:05And I ended up saying I had a bunch of yard work to do, but I was actually just kind
21:11of sitting in our shed.
21:13And I was just texting some buddies of mine from college, being like, hey, remember when
21:18we used to get so drunk and no one replied?
21:20And then my wife saw that I hadn't been doing any yard work and she came out and, you know,
21:27she was like, I'm worried about you.
21:29You're so distant.
21:30Why are you like this?
21:31So I went for a long drive.
21:32I thought I passed you.
21:33I was going up the mountain you were coming down.
21:36I was crying.
21:37I was crying.
21:38Yeah.
21:39And then Sunday.
21:40Yeah, a point for every step taken all weekend.
21:47That's right.
21:48Which brings us back for the last time in round one to Zunk.
21:51Gotta have it.
21:52And Junk.
21:53Gotta have it.
21:54The most dangerous game, the least dangerous skies.
21:58Did you see anyone yet?
21:59I wasn't looking.
22:00Yeah.
22:01What kind of tree is this?
22:02Careful.
22:03It's got the thorns.
22:04Ooh.
22:05I don't, I forget what they call, but they're like, yeah, they have little thorns and stuff.
22:08You know what I mean?
22:09There's a lot of them like UCLA and stuff.
22:11There's a lot of them.
22:12Yeah.
22:13Hey.
22:14Oh.
22:15Do you think you'd want to hang out outside of this sometime?
22:16I was going to say, a lot of the reason I came here was because there's a male loneliness
22:21epidemic.
22:22Absolutely.
22:23Yeah.
22:24Yeah.
22:25I just feel like I don't have like a third space.
22:26A third space.
22:27And it's like, it's me.
22:29Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
22:34Oh, hey, look, there's a turkey tail fungus on the tree.
22:36Oh.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Turkey tail.
22:39Yeah, those are really good to eat.
22:40Yeah.
22:41Do you feel like we should have shot that guy?
22:42What guy?
22:43There is a guy that is walking by, and I'm kind of pretending like I don't see him.
22:47I don't have a killer spirit.
22:48I don't have a killer spirit.
22:49I don't have a killer spirit.
22:50Do you like Legos?
22:51For sure.
22:52Did you know that?
22:53Go ahead, you first.
22:54Sorry.
22:55I got excited.
22:56One, two, three.
22:57Millennium Falcon.
22:58I have Starry Night.
22:59I have Starry Night.
23:00I have Starry Night.
23:01I have Starry Night.
23:02I love that.
23:03Aww.
23:04I kind of want to befriend these guys.
23:05Yeah.
23:0645 points hung above the mantelpiece for the both of you.
23:08Aww.
23:09Which brings us to Junk and Dunk.
23:1325% off at the Cuck Chair Depot.
23:17I'm Benny.
23:18This my brother.
23:19Dave.
23:20Are you tired of sitting on bad chairs when you watch your wife get fucked by another
23:28man?
23:29I know I was.
23:30We've got a line of Cuck chairs vetted by the biggest Cuck I've ever met.
23:35Let me show you our Cuck chairs.
23:37We've got corner of hotel room.
23:40Extra humiliating.
23:4125% off or more if you browbeat me about it.
23:44And we have a cold metal office chair.
23:46Now some of the perks of this one is that it has a full 360 spin.
23:51So no matter where your wife is getting railed, you won't miss a beat.
23:55I don't want to miss a second of the action.
23:57Hey brothers.
23:58Oh.
23:59I just wanted to ask if you had heard about the Cuck doorway.
24:0245% off a new item, the Cuck doorway.
24:06Sometimes you don't want to commit to sitting in a chair and watching the entire act of someone
24:10else making love to your betrothed.
24:12Sometimes the gravity of the situation is simply more than you could have ever imagined
24:15when you agreed to do it and you need to be able to leave at a moment's notice.
24:19Yeah.
24:20And sometimes the fear grips you and everything in your body tells you to go.
24:24But you must watch.
24:28Oh man.
24:29Wow.
24:31That's a good deal.
24:32Some sort of sex number.
24:33Trying to think of one.
24:34No one's ever cracked it.
24:35Gosh, it's gotta be out there.
24:36Ten.
24:37Ten.
24:38Oh.
24:39Ah, yeah.
24:40Oh.
24:41Number ten.
24:43Which brings us to the last prompt of round two.
24:46Dunk.
24:47Yes.
24:48And zunk.
24:49Oh god.
24:50Street canvasser versus conflict avoider.
24:53Hey, do you have a second to talk about the environment?
24:55I'm actually going into truth.
24:56No, that's fine.
24:57This is only going to take one minute of your time and it's really important, okay?
25:00Yeah.
25:01Now, let me ask you something.
25:02Do you use our national forests?
25:03Well, I've been to...
25:04Do you ever recreationally hike in our national forests?
25:06Yeah.
25:07I have.
25:08Just hold on one second.
25:09This will only take one second.
25:10I went to Yosemite, I guess, so...
25:12So you're someone who cares about conservation and public spaces, are you not?
25:15I mean, I definitely am into it, but...
25:17Well, look, if you set up a recurring donation today, we can make sure that you protect our nation's waterways, okay?
25:22Oh, yeah.
25:23We can make sure that you protect our nation's waterways and forests, not to mention, of course, preserved lands.
25:27Yeah.
25:28Why don't you talk to my dad about it?
25:29Talk to your dad about it?
25:30Yeah, yeah.
25:31Where is he?
25:32He's right here.
25:33Where?
25:34He's right here.
25:35Okay, okay.
25:36Just sign up.
25:37Just sign up.
25:38I'll sign it.
25:39I'll sign it.
25:40I promise I'll sign it.
25:41Okay.
25:42Stop.
25:43Stop.
25:44Stop.
25:45Stop.
25:46Stop.
25:47You don't even care about the environment.
25:48I do, I promise.
25:49I have 35 minutes until the babysitter leaves.
25:51I'm the only one who can save this planet as we...
25:53Ah!
25:54Ah!
25:55Oh, no.
25:56Are you okay?
25:57I'm sorry.
25:58Please just help me.
25:59Give me your wallet.
26:01We ran around.
26:04I'm exhausted.
26:05Do you have five minutes to receive a brief 33 points?
26:08I do.
26:10Which brings us to our third and final minigame.
26:13This is a little minigame that we like to call Choose Your Character.
26:18This is how it works as Zach and Devin are going to be in the character modification screen of a video game.
26:23Jacob will be the character they are modifying.
26:26So players, if you could take your positions, please.
26:28Your video game is Scuba Adventure Depths Unknown.
26:33Yeah, choose from one of the main body types here.
26:36Okay.
26:37Barrel-chested adventurer?
26:38Barrel-chested adventurer?
26:39Should we try that?
26:40Barrel-chested adventurer?
26:41That's a little safer.
26:42Yeah, let's try that.
26:43What kind of goggles?
26:44Let's do cartoonishly large.
26:45Check that out.
26:46Way too tiny.
26:48Fogged.
26:49Let's go fogged.
26:50Okay, cool.
26:51He can't see anything.
26:52Hair.
26:53Long flowing mermaid mane?
26:54Long flowing?
26:55Yeah.
26:56Oh, wow.
26:58Boy's buzz cut.
27:00Buzz cut.
27:01Yeah, wow.
27:02Kind of a stinker now.
27:05Do we choose what kind of swimsuit?
27:07Yeah, yeah.
27:08Old-timey 1920s bathing costume.
27:10That's one, yeah.
27:11It looks uncomfortable.
27:13Looks a little snatch.
27:14It's changing his whole attitude.
27:17He definitely has a wedgie.
27:19He doesn't like it.
27:21He's picking at it already.
27:23It's going to be hell on the water.
27:24Why do they have this option if the character himself is not liking it?
27:28I like this.
27:29He said not this.
27:30I don't want this.
27:31Not this man.
27:32Other option.
27:33Change it, change it.
27:34I'm changing it.
27:35I'm changing it.
27:36Change it fast.
27:37Full body wetsuit goes even over the face.
27:39Full body wetsuit.
27:40Change it.
27:41What's he saying?
27:42Change it.
27:43Change it.
27:44Okay, trunks that are full pants.
27:46Full pants, board shorts.
27:47Yeah.
27:48Ready for the meeting.
27:50Now that's a stretch to me because it doesn't evoke business to me.
27:53No, he looks like...
27:54I have the pants on.
27:55I'm ready for the meeting.
27:56What the hell does that mean?
27:57I have a meeting.
27:58I'm in full pants.
27:59I disagree.
28:01I have a meeting.
28:02I'm in full pants.
28:03He can say he has pants on all the time.
28:04He has full board shorts.
28:05He looks like Fred Durf.
28:06Full board shorts are like pants.
28:08Okay, fine.
28:09Change it to...
28:10I have a meeting.
28:11I'm in full pants.
28:12Classic speedo.
28:13Speedo, yeah.
28:14Red, white, and blue speedo.
28:15Red, white, and blue speedo.
28:16That's good.
28:17Shit, right?
28:18Shit, right?
28:19I think he's happy with...
28:20We'll just keep it.
28:21Okay.
28:22We clicked away from this menu.
28:23Can you rotate him back to the front?
28:25I'm trying to.
28:26It won't do it.
28:27All right.
28:28Okay.
28:29Flippers.
28:30Flippers.
28:31Cement boots.
28:32Yeah, kind of mafia.
28:34Yeah, he's gonna sink right to the bottom.
28:36Can't breathe.
28:37Can't breathe with these.
28:38Can't breathe with these.
28:39Can't breathe with these.
28:40He's already dead.
28:42He's...
28:43He's dead.
28:44He drowned.
28:45I can't go forward.
28:46He's dead.
28:47It just says, game over.
28:53That brings us to round three, where our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
29:00Yay!
29:01Zunk.
29:02Mm-hmm.
29:03Junk.
29:04Dunk.
29:05Yep.
29:06D around Robin.
29:07Oh.
29:08Your prompt is, these daily affirmations are a bit off.
29:13You've killed before and you'll kill again.
29:17Dear God, make me a turd.
29:21Oh, I'm sorry.
29:22Dear God, make me a turd so I can fart.
29:24Fart, fart, fart away from here.
29:25Dear God, make me a turd so I can fart far.
29:27Fart, fart, fart, fart away from here.
29:29They all laughed at you.
29:32But who's laughing now?
29:33Them.
29:34Still.
29:35At you.
29:36Don't do it.
29:37Don't pick lasagna again.
29:39You're really becoming the lasagna guy I heard.
29:44Just getting to the gym is half the battle.
29:47Because you still have no idea where the gym is.
29:51You are a regular guy.
29:52You can enter a space.
29:54You are a regular guy.
29:55You can enter a room.
29:56You are a regular guy.
29:58You can do that transaction.
29:59You are a regular guy.
30:00You know how to answer the phone.
30:02You are a regular guy.
30:03You know what sleep is.
30:04You are a regular guy.
30:05You know how to wake up.
30:07You are a regular guy.
30:08You know how to move through space.
30:09You are a regular guy.
30:10You know what it means to be you.
30:15Wow, I found that one strangely inspiring.
30:1821 points capable of anything to you all.
30:21Sung.
30:22Jung.
30:23A24 on ice.
30:25Jesus Christ.
30:26Do you hear my strange voice in the darkness?
30:32My voice is so low.
30:35And there are no lights that you see.
30:40I just got done doing a Marvel film.
30:45Are you staying with me for the weekend?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Good.
30:49I won't be around.
30:50I'm leaving.
30:51The house is all yours.
30:53This cabin?
30:54The house.
30:55This house the cabin?
30:56The house.
30:57This house?
30:58Is all yours.
30:59This house the cabin.
31:00Is all yours.
31:03Hello.
31:04British character actor here.
31:06The house.
31:07I mind the house and the grounds.
31:10A place where you might reawaken your creative spirit.
31:16But first, don't go in the shed.
31:18The shed.
31:19The shed.
31:20What's in the shed?
31:21Drone noises.
31:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
31:33Shh.
31:35Talk to me.
31:36It's me, your friend back home, Michael Cera.
31:39Just checking on how everything's going out there this weekend.
31:41It's feeling a little strange in kind of an off-kilter way.
31:44You always get in your own way.
31:46Just put your head down and focus on that creative process.
31:49You're right.
31:50I have to go.
31:51My non-threatening wife is calling me.
31:52Okay, there's a shed.
31:56I shouldn't.
31:58Now I'm just into this movie.
31:59I shouldn't check the shed.
32:07Shed, it opened.
32:08I'm played by Brendan Fraser.
32:11Oh, that Brendan Fraser movie, The Shed.
32:14I don't want to hear anybody say that I didn't pretend like it was on ice.
32:19Because I did a little bit.
32:20You absolutely did.
32:21I did a little bit.
32:22Eagle-eyed viewers will find that we all skated on ice a little bit.
32:29825 points for you all.
32:31Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
32:38Fellas, it's a gift prompt.
32:40For us?
32:41Let's see who from.
32:42Hello.
32:43My name is Vic Mikaelis.
32:44No way.
32:45I've been asked to gift a prompt to Jacob, Zach, and Devin.
32:47Three improvisers have been very influential to me personally.
32:50So I wanted to gift a prompt that really allowed them to flex their improv skills and acting skills.
32:57And I thought really hard about it.
32:58And the prompt that I came up with is...
33:00Oops, all stepdads.
33:02Your prompt from Vic Mikaelis.
33:04Oops, all stepdads.
33:05Oops, all stepdads.
33:06Oops, all stepdads.
33:07Great audio on that clip.
33:12That was their second try.
33:14Oh, wow.
33:15There's something about it that felt like we have to do it again.
33:17Yeah.
33:18Really good form.
33:19Work's been paying off.
33:20How's Tony?
33:21We're getting used to each other.
33:22His head is a little bit in the clouds and let's just say, I'm not a pilot.
33:27Whoa, jeez.
33:28Whoa.
33:29I'm sorry, I was laughing.
33:30How's Josie?
33:31Not good.
33:32No?
33:33Josie's in the muck and I don't have a metal detector.
33:34Oh!
33:35Ow!
33:36I dropped the ball on my foot.
33:37Oh, my God.
33:38Hey, I feel you though.
33:39Hey.
33:40Perfect.
33:41How are the twins?
33:42They have overpowered me physically.
33:44They hit me in the knees and the neck and I go down like a sack of potatoes and they
33:49kind of have their run of the house.
33:50Wow.
33:51I got some tough news from one of the kids.
33:52What?
33:53He thinks he can be a boss, Danny, he thinks he can be a boss.
33:54What do you mean?
33:55No.
33:56Josie's in the muck.
33:57I don't have a metal detector.
33:58I don't have a metal detector.
34:00No.
34:01I dropped the ball on my foot.
34:02Oh!
34:03Oh, my, oh.
34:04Hey, I feel you though.
34:05Hey.
34:06Perfect.
34:07How are the twins?
34:08They have overpowered me physically.
34:10What?
34:11He thinks he can be a blue angel.
34:13Like a pilot?
34:14Kid's half blind.
34:15His prescriptions are thicker than mine.
34:17Top Gun Maverick?
34:18More like Top Gun Don't Got It.
34:25Josie's stealing from me.
34:30Out in the open or at night?
34:32At night, in the day.
34:33Stuff she doesn't even need.
34:34That's what's confusing.
34:35I'm late to work.
34:36I can't find any of my stuff.
34:38And then I see it in a tree outside.
34:42The twins talk in their own language when I'm around.
34:47And I think they're plotting to kill me.
34:51I could keep this going forever and ever.
34:53All men need is an activity.
34:55That's right.
34:56A third space.
34:57And an activity.
34:5843 points that stepped up.
35:01Aww.
35:02Which brings us to the end of our show!
35:06Say it ain't so.
35:07Our winner tonight...
35:11Devon Fields!
35:12No!
35:13I knew it!
35:14Devon!
35:15I knew it!
35:16You are the recipient of the Covenant Golden Ears.
35:21Good.
35:22That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
35:24Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.
35:25I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me.
35:27Good night.
35:29That was pretty good to me.
35:30Goodnight.
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