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Heavy Metal 2000 is a cult animated sci-fi fantasy film that blends dark futuristic themes, action, and surreal visuals. Based on the iconic Heavy Metal magazine, this movie takes viewers on an intergalactic journey filled with battles, mystery, and unforgettable characters.
If you love adult animation, cyberpunk aesthetics, and epic space adventures, Heavy Metal 2000 delivers a unique cinematic experience. Watch now and dive into the world of heavy metal-inspired storytelling!
If you love adult animation, cyberpunk aesthetics, and epic space adventures, Heavy Metal 2000 delivers a unique cinematic experience. Watch now and dive into the world of heavy metal-inspired storytelling!
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00:00:00This video is brought to you by the
00:00:30Come on!
00:00:47Give it up, why don't you?
00:00:51Damn!
00:00:53Again!
00:00:54I can't wait to get those new matter munchers, because I've just about had enough of these cheap heads.
00:01:18Hey, Tyler. Major find here.
00:01:22What is it?
00:01:24I... I don't know.
00:01:45Careful, it could be a Class 4 biohazard.
00:01:49What is that thing?
00:01:50What's it doing to me?
00:01:54What's it doing to me?
00:01:56It's... weird.
00:02:15It's...weird.
00:02:29Tyler!
00:02:33What's going on?
00:02:36Are you okay?
00:02:39Should I call for a containment crew?
00:02:43Tyler.
00:02:45Oh, no, no, please!
00:03:15The Guardian has revealed himself. The key has been found!
00:03:23Odin, tell us. Is the day of the Great Darkness at hand?
00:03:27Yes. It is written in the old books. The coming back time has begun.
00:03:35Evil will descend upon us. We must prepare to defend the chamber.
00:03:40It's a big button.
00:03:41It's a big button.
00:03:42Xander, Sector 3.
00:04:03We're still waiting for their preliminary core samples, Captain.
00:04:07What? How long have they been down there?
00:04:10Over 12 hours.
00:04:11They must be going nuts.
00:04:15Weird.
00:04:16System checks out, but no response.
00:04:18Deadsville.
00:04:19Send someone down there. I want to know what's going on.
00:04:23I need a big ship to get somewhere.
00:04:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:04:28Security to the bridge!
00:04:29Any other stupid questions?
00:04:45You.
00:04:46Fat boy.
00:04:48Name and duties.
00:04:49Lambert, sir. Navigations officer.
00:04:52Drive.
00:04:55Germaine St. Germaine.
00:04:57When I want your name, shitbrain, I'll ask for it.
00:05:00Take over engineering.
00:05:02A lot of cores for BR-549, Sector 7.
00:05:06And somebody better get rid of this garbage.
00:05:07Oh, and by the way, you have 20 seconds to get us out of here.
00:05:18Damn, sir.
00:05:20Hmm.
00:05:21Come on.
00:05:22Come on.
00:05:25Run.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:35Come on.
00:05:36Let's fly.
00:05:36Come on.
00:05:37Come on.
00:09:15Hi.
00:09:16What are you still doing here?
00:09:18Yeah, I know. I'm gonna be late for school.
00:09:21Where's Dad?
00:09:22He's at the council meeting.
00:09:23I thought you were supposed to go.
00:09:26Oh, shit.
00:09:26Do you believe any of that?
00:09:40Do you believe any of that immortality crap?
00:09:45I mean, think about it.
00:09:46I mean, think about it.
00:09:46I mean, think about it.
00:09:46I mean, think about it.
00:09:46A stupid key.
00:09:48Yeah, call him a liar and see what happens.
00:09:51Listen, this guy's getting weirder by the day.
00:09:54Imagine, in ten years, hell, a hundred.
00:09:56You got a point.
00:09:57I am getting sick of it.
00:10:01Going all over the bloody place looking for a stupid compound.
00:10:06What have you got?
00:10:10What have you got?
00:10:10A fact two planet, sir.
00:10:14Death to all carbon-based life form.
00:10:16Federation assigned Ketogenic Killzone to the second level.
00:10:21Which means, uh, it's a dead planet.
00:10:24Scan it anyway.
00:10:27I don't get it.
00:10:30There's life out there.
00:10:32The fact, too.
00:10:33Must have been from an old registry.
00:10:35I want a bioscan for compound H20471.
00:10:39There are small traces in their systems.
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:51Immortality all over the place.
00:10:54And you.
00:10:55Just remember you're not immortal yet.
00:10:59What's this place called?
00:11:04Eden, sir.
00:11:09Well, I'm to paradise.
00:11:17And our irrigation program is already showing promise.
00:11:22Agro production is up 5% in the last six months.
00:11:26Phase two of our expansion project,
00:11:28the development of the Noma Valley,
00:11:30will begin in three weeks, as scheduled.
00:11:33Things look good, ladies and gentlemen.
00:11:35Our future is bright.
00:11:39Help, Terry.
00:11:53I'll get our air defenses up.
00:11:54Be careful.
00:11:55I'll see you up there.
00:12:00Quickly, quickly.
00:12:16I don't know.
00:12:17From extinction
00:12:20Who would believe
00:12:22In sanctuary
00:12:31The saints have been alive
00:12:37The end of lands are most historic
00:12:47Home
00:13:17Immolally insane
00:13:24Immolally insane
00:13:27Immolally insane
00:13:29Immolally insane
00:13:31Immolally insane
00:13:35Heading the
00:13:37Crankful place
00:13:41Proposy lives
00:13:43It's hateful fate
00:13:47So war is like lightning striking
00:13:50Sack me!
00:13:51I can't separate
00:13:54The level of evil
00:14:04No save
00:14:06We are real
00:14:10Survivors will rise
00:14:13And save the grave
00:14:16The sky's gonna be
00:14:18In the sky
00:14:20The sea's gonna be
00:14:24Spawn on a way
00:14:28Streaming a great war
00:14:30For the next one
00:14:32They destroy
00:14:34The sea's gonna be
00:14:36The sea's gonna be
00:14:38Spawn on a way
00:14:40Streaming a great war
00:14:42For the next one
00:14:44They destroy
00:14:46Fawn
00:14:50Father
00:14:54No!
00:15:24Looks like the boy's got a little trigger, haven't he?
00:15:39When making an omelet, one breaks a few eggs.
00:15:51Here, let me help you.
00:15:54My hair gets packed.
00:15:59You okay?
00:16:01We never had a chance.
00:16:04Hey, look at this. A nice one.
00:16:09Leave her alone.
00:16:17Get off of me! Let me go!
00:16:21Hey!
00:16:22Hyah!
00:16:27By Steve. And thanks you.
00:16:30Careful, boys. This one's a keeper.
00:16:35Pack him up!
00:16:36Yes, sir.
00:16:37Spreads well, boys. We're moving out.
00:16:49Hey! Hey! Hey, wait for me!
00:16:52Loverboy! You're on your own.
00:16:54You're on your own.
00:16:55What? You can't just leave me here like this.
00:16:58You won't.
00:16:59Wait a minute, man.
00:17:00I can't!
00:17:01I can't!
00:17:07Like the sign says.
00:17:09A dead planet.
00:17:10No!
00:17:20No!
00:17:21No!
00:17:22No!
00:17:24No!
00:17:26This won't hurt, it's just the DNA test.
00:17:43The good stuff comes later.
00:17:49Start with the other stack.
00:17:51This one's special.
00:17:54But of course.
00:17:56What I need is in your system.
00:18:00Not enough to make you immortal, but it probably keeps you people beautiful and healthy.
00:18:06Especially you.
00:18:08I'll save you for the rest.
00:18:10And if you're lucky, my dear, and put your cards right, we'll spend a lot of quality time together.
00:18:24Perfect.
00:18:25Perfect.
00:18:26I knew you wouldn't disappoint, Ray.
00:18:31Clean her up.
00:18:33And I don't have to remind you of kind.
00:18:36She's mine.
00:18:38Okay.
00:18:41And I'm great.
00:18:43And I'll kill you.
00:18:46I can sec.
00:18:47Oh, my God.
00:19:17Oh, my God.
00:19:47Why?
00:19:48Oh, my God.
00:20:18Oh, my God.
00:20:25Oh, man.
00:20:26I should have been a cook.
00:20:29Try this for an appetizer.
00:20:31I didn't do anything, I swear.
00:20:33You're one of them.
00:20:34No, I mean I was, but I ran away.
00:20:36I didn't kill anybody.
00:20:38Who did this?
00:20:39He took over our ship and forced us to come here.
00:20:42Who?
00:20:42His name's Tyler.
00:20:44Why did he attack?
00:20:45He's nuts.
00:20:46He thinks he can live forever.
00:20:48Where did he go?
00:20:50You've got one second.
00:20:53One.
00:20:55Wait, wait, wait.
00:20:56I'll take you to him.
00:20:57Where?
00:20:58Do we have a deal?
00:21:02How long to fix this space off?
00:21:05Two hours max.
00:21:06I'm almost there.
00:21:09Well.
00:21:09You dropped your wrench.
00:21:12Aren't you going to pick it up?
00:21:15Yeah.
00:21:19Well, what did I do, huh?
00:21:22I am a genius.
00:21:44Doc, this better work.
00:21:52I like the hint of lemon.
00:22:00Oh, I'm so glad.
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:15So, where are we going?
00:22:17Uh, he said he needed to get to a jump port.
00:22:22Computer, set coordinates for the closest spaceport that can handle a Class-C vessel.
00:22:26Searching.
00:22:27Searching.
00:22:28Confirmed.
00:22:29Neo-Calcutta.
00:22:30Core set.
00:22:32ETA-9.
00:22:49So, what's your name?
00:22:50Listen, don't talk, don't touch, don't even breathe.
00:22:54Or I kill you.
00:22:56Got it?
00:22:58I got it.
00:22:58Black is everything.
00:23:03Put me right out of my misery.
00:23:08To what you want in me.
00:23:12Life outside goes on.
00:23:18My world is crashing in.
00:23:21Sign out.
00:23:23I'm gently hacking off the hinges.
00:23:27Erase the space.
00:23:29Erase the memory.
00:23:33This ain't time.
00:23:34What I don't know will never hurt me.
00:23:40This ain't time.
00:23:41Cannot forget, cannot remember.
00:23:46This ain't time.
00:23:48This information is what I don't know.
00:23:52This information is what I don't know.
00:23:54Request incoming docking coordinates.
00:23:57Please continue holding pattern.
00:23:59Lock-in approach at A-N-U-S-6-3-7-0.
00:24:05Confirmed.
00:24:06State the purpose of your visit.
00:24:08Revenge.
00:24:09Processing.
00:24:10Invalid entry.
00:24:12Resubmit.
00:24:13Family business.
00:24:14Confirmed.
00:24:1548-hour access.
00:24:16Visa file number U-R-N-U-K-D-881.
00:24:19Please submit identity.
00:24:23N-U-K-D-881.
00:24:27Please submit identity.
00:24:33Fact two.
00:24:34Confirmed.
00:24:35Cleared for docking.
00:24:53Confirmed.
00:24:54Confirmed.
00:24:56Confirmed.
00:24:57Confirmed.
00:24:58Confirmed.
00:24:59Confirmed.
00:25:00Confirmed.
00:25:01Confirmed.
00:25:02Confirmed.
00:25:03Confirmed.
00:25:04Confirmed.
00:25:05Confirmed.
00:25:06Confirmed.
00:25:07Confirmed.
00:25:08Whoa.
00:25:09All right.
00:25:10Eww.
00:25:11You like this place?
00:25:12Looks like a lot of your type.
00:25:15Well, I mean, after four days stuck in a space hog getting the cold shoulder, it's not so
00:25:23We could have a lot of fun here.
00:25:25What are you, socially deprived?
00:25:27I'm not socially deprived.
00:25:29Well, maybe a little.
00:25:31But I mean, sit down.
00:25:33What are you looking at?
00:25:35You snore!
00:25:37Get out of my face!
00:25:39Shut the fuck up!
00:25:41Hey, this is heaven compared to where I come from.
00:25:43Ah, shut the fuck up.
00:25:53Are you sure this guy Tyler was looking for a jump port?
00:25:57And to where?
00:26:03We're talking high-grade silicone rubber flesh here,
00:26:07and a PVC skeleton with plastic ball and socket joints for optima movement.
00:26:12You can customize her with a choice of seven synthetic hair dyes,
00:26:15and optional entry ports with four speeds of suction.
00:26:20Heh.
00:26:21Lovable, isn't she?
00:26:23Well...
00:26:24Check this out!
00:26:26She's loaded with the latest microsensor orgasmatronic technology,
00:26:30and an expandable vocabulary of over 200 dirty words.
00:26:35Test results indicate she's better than the real thing.
00:26:39Go on, Venus!
00:26:40Show the gentlemen what you got!
00:26:45Please select your sexual preference, Vati.
00:26:49Anal?
00:26:50Anal?
00:26:51Oral?
00:26:52Other?
00:26:53Only 2,000?
00:26:55I don't know.
00:26:562,000?
00:26:58Unless of course you prefer the Freemacean blowfish!
00:27:02Sick, twisted, lowlife, scum-sucking pig!
00:27:08At least I'll have someone to try, too.
00:27:10Oh no!
00:27:11What?
00:27:12That's him!
00:27:13The tall one!
00:27:15Let's go.
00:27:18Well, um...
00:27:20Wait here.
00:27:21But he'll see me!
00:27:22You don't know what he's like!
00:27:23Yeah, right.
00:27:24Chicken shit.
00:27:25Chicken shit.
00:27:39Baby!
00:27:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:27:46Shit, go.
00:27:50shit!
00:27:54Whoa, oh, oh!
00:27:55Shit!
00:27:57Shit!
00:28:02Heads okay so!
00:28:04exemple of Fuentes!
00:28:06Moon believing what I wonder how's going with of the modern art!
00:28:07It's just a spot in another hole
00:28:10They never find themselves
00:28:12It's just a turn
00:28:14Oh, God, this is fun
00:28:21She's a perfect example
00:28:27She knows how to make me howl
00:28:35Nobody touches these
00:28:44But me
00:28:48Mortal
00:28:50Yes, oh, God
00:29:06Hello, Captain Tyler Metal Mammoth Mining
00:29:10We need some strength
00:29:11We should make it fast
00:29:18We don't want to miss the jump
00:29:19Screw the jump
00:29:21But I've got all the time in the world
00:29:24Besides, something just came up
00:29:27But
00:29:28You just found the man of your dreams
00:29:33Jeff
00:29:38Everybody follows me
00:29:42Oh
00:30:12Oh
00:30:14Oh
00:30:39When you kill someone darling make sure he's dead
00:30:43What the hell
00:31:13Oh
00:31:15Oh
00:31:17Oh
00:31:19Oh
00:31:21Oh
00:31:23Oh
00:31:33Well
00:31:35Looks like happy hour's over
00:31:37Hey! Who's gonna pay for all this?
00:31:39This ought to take care of it
00:31:41Here
00:31:43Keep the change
00:31:45What? Holy shit
00:31:47Grenades!
00:31:49Oh
00:31:51Oh
00:31:53Oh
00:31:55Oh
00:31:57Oh
00:31:59Oh
00:32:01Oh
00:32:03Oh
00:32:05Oh
00:32:07Oh
00:32:09Julie
00:32:11Julie
00:32:13Are you alright?
00:32:19He died
00:32:21Then he was alive again
00:32:23Now you know
00:32:25I don't know dick
00:32:27How does he do it?
00:32:28He's got this weird potion and a key that's leading him to some chamber of immortality
00:32:33Why didn't you tell me that before
00:32:35Sit down
00:32:36Get out of my face
00:32:37Shut the fuck up
00:32:40Okay, okay
00:32:41So if I take away his potion
00:32:43He'll stay dead, right?
00:32:45If
00:32:47You can get close enough
00:32:51That's him, isn't it?
00:32:53Son of a bitch, he's getting away
00:32:55What more could the universe want in a tyrant, hmm?
00:32:59Perfect body
00:33:01Perfect mind
00:33:03Irresistible charm
00:33:05Perfect psycho
00:33:07Ha ha
00:33:08Psycho?
00:33:09Time to come out and play
00:33:11Don't even think about it
00:33:13The hyperspace jump
00:33:15Is always something
00:33:17I'll make it up to you later, sweetheart
00:33:19Let me out of here, you bastard!
00:33:21Hoya, this is fun Hoya, this is good
00:33:25Hoya and have a good day
00:33:32Hoya and have a good day
00:33:35Hoya and have a good day
00:33:38Hoya and have a good day
00:33:43Hoya and have a good day
00:33:45Lao Tzu!
00:33:47Set lock-in for Euroboros.
00:33:49No reset lock-in.
00:33:51Set coordinates.
00:33:53Quadrant 9, Sector 4013.
00:33:55In the tracking system.
00:33:57Scanning location.
00:33:59Warning.
00:34:01No return junk port.
00:34:03Please confirm lock-in.
00:34:05Confirmed!
00:34:07But it'll take us forever to get back.
00:34:09That won't be a problem once we get there.
00:34:13No.
00:34:15We'll never make it.
00:34:17This thing's a death trap.
00:34:19It's gotten us this far.
00:34:21This far is nowhere.
00:34:23Space Hawk in hyperspace equals death.
00:34:25Stow the bag.
00:34:27Duh.
00:34:31Oh no. Oh no.
00:34:33Oh, Jesus!
00:34:35Oh no!
00:34:53Are you nuts?
00:34:55I'm not gonna lose him now.
00:34:57I'm on my own.
00:34:59This whole world is lost.
00:35:01So let's take it.
00:35:03So long.
00:35:05Time to trust me being alone.
00:35:07If I'm on my own.
00:35:09This whole world is lost.
00:35:11So let's take it.
00:35:13You can't just...
00:35:27Piggyback their jump.
00:35:35A tractor beam?
00:35:37Are you insane?
00:35:39We're gonna rip to...
00:35:43The hell's that?
00:36:05We got company.
00:36:07Excuse me, company? What do you mean company?
00:36:10See that blip? It's like somebody hitched onto our jump.
00:36:13That could change our trajectory. I want them dead. Now, take them down!
00:36:18But I never heard anyone firing on a ship in hyperspace.
00:36:21Do you have a better idea?
00:36:23Do it! Now!
00:36:24Oh man, that's suicide.
00:36:35Help!
00:36:37We lost them all. They're toast.
00:36:39Send the bomber.
00:36:41But...
00:36:42One more word, and I'll send you.
00:36:53Freeze!
00:36:54I knew it!
00:36:55I knew it!
00:36:56This is all your fault!
00:36:58I knew it!
00:37:05Do something!
00:37:20The tunnel's breaking up!
00:37:22We're not gonna make it!
00:37:28I knew it!
00:37:30ace!
00:37:35Oh yes!
00:37:36Do it!
00:37:37Do it!
00:37:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:08Hmm, I sense the key is here.
00:38:13For the moment, it is best if Zeke and I assess the threat alone.
00:38:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:39:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:39:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:39:17Oh.
00:39:19No.
00:39:41Huh?
00:39:44Ah, Tempios.
00:39:47Oh, I'm afraid it's down to you
00:39:56No, please
00:39:59Lambert, damage report
00:40:11Lambert, I want the damage report
00:40:14Lambert
00:40:17Don't worry, I'm fine
00:40:27Yeah, I think I'd give a shit
00:40:29What's the status on the double D-40s and munitions?
00:40:33We found a wheel
00:40:34Personnel
00:40:36Um, 70
00:40:3778% dead or missing
00:40:40Life scan
00:40:41There's a town
00:40:45Looks like it's about 10 or 12 miles north of here
00:40:48Flight status
00:40:50You gotta be kidding
00:40:52Gather the weapons, what's left of my men
00:40:55Shoot the injured
00:40:56We're moving on
00:40:57We're moving on
00:40:58Jermaine?
00:41:16Was it good for you?
00:41:29I'll start you off like this
00:41:34The next step in three or four days, depending on your production, will be the body tank
00:41:41You're sick
00:41:45I'm a sick genius
00:41:48I'll start you off like this
00:41:49I'll start you off like this
00:41:50I'll start you off like this
00:41:51I'll start you off like this
00:41:52I'll start you off like this
00:41:53I'll start you off like this
00:41:54I'll start you off like this
00:41:55I'll start you off like this
00:41:56I'll start you off like this
00:41:57I'll start you off like this
00:41:58I'll start you off like this
00:41:59I'll start you off like this
00:42:00I'll start you off like this
00:42:01I'll start you off like this
00:42:02I'll start you off like this
00:42:03I'll start you off like this
00:42:04I don't know.
00:42:34I can't breathe.
00:42:44Get off my face.
00:42:49What are you?
00:42:51I am Zeke.
00:42:53What are you?
00:42:58You're so soft.
00:43:00I'm harder than you think, little stone man.
00:43:02Please.
00:43:03Listen, you must not touch my master Odin's property.
00:43:07He's left me with the responsibility to guard it.
00:43:10Relax.
00:43:11Your thing is safe with me.
00:43:13Where is your master?
00:43:14I am Odin.
00:43:16Please excuse my little friend.
00:43:18He takes his duties very seriously.
00:43:20What are you called?
00:43:22Fat...
00:43:23Julie.
00:43:24Oh, Julie's soft.
00:43:28Very soft.
00:43:30You're not from our world, are you?
00:43:33Hardly.
00:43:34What is this place?
00:43:35You're a Boris.
00:43:37Some call it home.
00:43:38Others call it hell.
00:43:40My master says you come from the sky.
00:43:43Do you have it?
00:43:44Do you have the key?
00:43:45I don't know anything about a key.
00:43:48I crashed here trying to kill a madman who won't stay dead.
00:43:51I did see two fireballs.
00:43:53The other was headed in the direction of a city called Shantar.
00:43:58It's not far from here.
00:43:59We'll take you there.
00:44:01Yeah.
00:44:01So please, come with us.
00:44:05Tell me more about this madman.
00:44:08A bastard named Tyler killed everyone I ever cared about.
00:44:13Our legends say that whoever carries the key becomes insane.
00:44:18That's him, all right.
00:44:22I'm sorry.
00:44:24I sense your sadness.
00:44:26It's hard to be the last of your people.
00:44:28I'm sorry.
00:44:58I'm sorry.
00:45:23Not much of an army, but it's a start.
00:45:40Look, the ugliest one seems to be sitting in my chair.
00:45:53Every chair, every rib, please you like the beat I hurt you.
00:45:56My god, turn the bait, bait, bait!
00:46:10Hey, you! Ugly!
00:46:13Your mother's a hectarean whore's handbag.
00:46:53Mother, we have to cross this?
00:46:56Yes, Shantar lies on the other side.
00:47:00I hate this place.
00:47:02How are we going to cross?
00:47:06I am Sharthog, the guardian of the Red River.
00:47:12I know the way across.
00:47:15And I will tell you.
00:47:18You just have to kiss me.
00:47:24No way.
00:47:25Oh, what's the matter, my precious?
00:47:31Don't you find me attractive?
00:47:36This is what it takes to kill Tyler.
00:47:40That's a good girl.
00:47:42You're your friends.
00:47:44It'll be over soon.
00:47:46I know I have to kiss to get her back.
00:48:00Hey, what are you doing?
00:48:04We're waiting for you.
00:48:06Son of a bitch.
00:48:09Kiss me!
00:48:10No!
00:48:15Your people have strange customers.
00:48:20Tell me about it.
00:48:21Mortality sucks.
00:48:48Immortality sucks.
00:48:51Everything sucks.
00:48:55Oh, shit.
00:48:58This really sucks.
00:49:01Oh, shit.
00:49:13Oh, shit.
00:49:27Oh, shit.
00:49:27Is he the one you search for?
00:49:38Oh, yeah.
00:49:48Yeah! Come on, Tyler!
00:49:57Yes! Yes!
00:50:03I am your new leader!
00:50:07Me!
00:50:15Oh, now we are up the creek.
00:50:27When you kill someone, make sure they're dead.
00:50:43You, baby.
00:50:57I am Tyler, your new lord!
00:51:04Yeah!
00:51:08Oh, yes.
00:51:12Yes.
00:51:14Blind adulation makes me so horny.
00:51:18Bring me a wench!
00:51:20No!
00:51:27Oh, Master. He's the one with the key, isn't he?
00:51:31Yes.
00:51:33And he's far too powerful for us to deal with alone.
00:51:36Leave that to me.
00:51:37Julie, you are too impulsive.
00:51:40Please, think about this.
00:51:42Think about what?
00:51:44The key!
00:51:46You don't understand.
00:51:47You worry about the key.
00:51:49Tyler's mine.
00:51:51She is letting her thirst for revenge rule her mind.
00:52:21Ooh.
00:52:26Yes.
00:52:28A little retro, but hey.
00:52:41Where'd they find you?
00:52:44I hear you're very special.
00:52:47I've come a long way to meet you.
00:52:51You're not a robot, are you?
00:52:55Why don't you find out for yourself?
00:52:58God, I could say I've died and gone to heaven, but...
00:53:02That wouldn't be true.
00:53:04Which part?
00:53:06The dying or the heaven?
00:53:11You.
00:53:12I know I'm irresistible, but...
00:53:19What do you want?
00:53:21I want you.
00:53:23And what you have.
00:53:26There's a price to pay for immortality.
00:53:29And the universe is going to pick up the tab.
00:53:33How original.
00:53:35Every king must have a queen.
00:53:37Do you want me?
00:53:39Do you want me?
00:53:41Take a while.
00:53:43Yes.
00:53:48Forever?
00:53:50Shut up.
00:53:52Uh...
00:53:54I am future.
00:53:58You rewatch yourself or force.
00:54:03Not this time!
00:54:05No!
00:54:07Yes!
00:54:09Time to die!
00:54:10Die!
00:54:20What are you doing?
00:54:25Stop!
00:54:26I can't! The master told me!
00:54:31Stupid little... stupid rock!
00:54:40Psycho!
00:54:42Psycho!
00:54:44What does it take to get laid around here?!
00:54:48I had him!
00:54:50Ten more seconds and he was dead!
00:54:52We thought you were in trouble.
00:54:55Julie, it's too late.
00:54:58It's not just about you and Tyler.
00:55:02What Tyler seeks lies within the walls of the Holy Land.
00:55:06He will come and we will all be judged.
00:55:12What do you mean you can't find them?!
00:55:16How do you lose a six-foot bitch with a talking rock?!
00:55:21Huh?!
00:55:22How do you do that?!
00:55:24We looked everywhere!
00:55:26You idiots!
00:55:28Gather the troops!
00:55:30So, this is it, huh?
00:55:33I could sure use a drink and a little social give and take.
00:55:39Yeah.
00:55:40Well, there goes that idea.
00:55:43Zeke, please stop for a moment.
00:56:00I'm not as young as I once was.
00:56:04I'll see what lies beyond.
00:56:08Eden... Eden was beautiful.
00:56:12Then he destroyed it.
00:56:15Master, come see.
00:56:42It's time for the next phase.
00:56:47Don't. Please.
00:56:50In five minutes, you will lose all senses.
00:56:56It will seem like a very peaceful dying.
00:57:00What? We have company.
00:57:12What have they done?
00:57:37Carrie!
00:57:39Julie!
00:57:40I do not appreciate being disturbed.
00:57:53Do you like this?
00:58:03You shouldn't have done that.
00:58:10Ah!
00:58:23Now I'm really upset.
00:58:25I am worried, Master. The soft one has been inside too long.
00:58:34I know where you are. I can see you.
00:58:49Help me!
00:58:51Harry, what about the others?
00:59:00They're all dead.
00:59:01Come on. Hang on to me.
00:59:04Nearly there.
00:59:05Hurry! Run!
00:59:06Hurry! Run!
00:59:19Hurry!
00:59:20Hurry! Run!
00:59:21No!
00:59:22No!
00:59:23No!
00:59:24No!
00:59:25No!
00:59:26No!
00:59:27No!
00:59:28No!
00:59:29No!
00:59:30No!
00:59:35No!
00:59:40No!
00:59:43No!
00:59:44No.
00:59:45Hey, I didn't know where we crashed.
00:59:51My ampules.
00:59:53No.
01:00:03I've had enough to hear with that bitch.
01:00:06When I find her, I'll make her immortal so I can screw her and kill her every hour of every day
01:00:14for all eternity.
01:00:16We march on the Holy Land now.
01:00:26Where the key goes, horror follows.
01:00:29All in the sacred name of immortality.
01:00:33Why us?
01:00:34Do your ancient books not teach you about the Arrogations?
01:00:38We have no ancient books.
01:00:40They were destroyed so our people could live in peace
01:00:42without the memory of past evil.
01:00:45Ah.
01:00:46To forget history is to allow evil to rise again, Julie.
01:00:50More sinister and ruthless than ever.
01:00:53Is Tyler an Arrogation?
01:00:55He is not.
01:00:56Many centuries ago,
01:00:58the Arrogations discovered an ancient tear in the fabric of the universe
01:01:03from which flowed a liquid capable of bestowing immortality.
01:01:07They enslaved my ancestors
01:01:09and forced them to build a chamber in the Holy Lands
01:01:13to contain this unnatural power.
01:01:15And so it was that the Arrogations ruled in infamy
01:01:19until my people were able to lock the chamber
01:01:22and cast the key deep into space.
01:01:26Without their life-giving waters,
01:01:28the Arrogations became immortal.
01:01:31And we were finally able to defeat them.
01:01:34But now Tyler has the key.
01:01:36Yes, the key which holds the promise of immortality,
01:01:40but also renders its bearer insane.
01:01:43Such is the curse.
01:01:46The promise of immortality?
01:01:48He's already invincible.
01:01:49No, he is not.
01:01:51The key is guiding him to the everlasting waters,
01:01:56but he has yet to reach them.
01:01:58Why did he have to destroy Eden?
01:02:00The Arrogations also occupied your colony
01:02:03and stored some of the liquid there
01:02:06as they ravaged the universe.
01:02:08Over time, it seeped into the earth
01:02:10and your people absorbed traces of it into their systems.
01:02:14Which Tyler distilled from their bodies.
01:02:17Yes.
01:02:18Not enough to render him immortal,
01:02:20but now he has the strength to reach the chamber.
01:02:24Whole people destroyed
01:02:25because of the lust for power of one man.
01:02:28It has happened before, Julie.
01:02:30It will happen again.
01:02:33Not with Tyler.
01:02:34I feel you.
01:02:45I need you.
01:02:47I feel my skin is crawling with you.
01:02:52I found you.
01:02:54I feel you.
01:02:56I can't get you out of my fucking head.
01:02:59I can't get you out of my fucking head.
01:03:02I can't get you out of my fucking head.
01:03:06I can't get you out of my fucking head.
01:03:08I can't get you out of my fucking head.
01:03:09Welcome back, Master Odin!
01:03:39I'm afraid so. As we speak, the carrier and the vile scum of Shantar descend upon our city.
01:03:57We have done all we can to prepare. We will fight to the death.
01:04:09To our mothers, the royal family is in front of the village to run away.
01:04:17I am a son of a son of a mother.
01:04:21I am not a son of a son of a father.
01:04:27I am a son of a son of a father.
01:04:31I don't know.
01:05:01I don't know.
01:05:31I don't know.
01:06:01The Elders have been killed.
01:06:03The Elders have been killed.
01:06:04There's a traitor among us.
01:06:06More than the others.
01:06:10There it is.
01:06:12The chamber of immortality that holds the everlasting waters.
01:06:15The Elders have been killed.
01:06:45The last one.
01:06:57The Elders have been killed.
01:07:27Come on!
01:07:28Let's go!
01:07:58Come on, come on!
01:08:21Okay, this is gonna suck.
01:08:28Save us, save us!
01:08:58Help me!
01:09:10Help me!
01:09:13Help me!
01:09:22No!
01:09:34You fool!
01:09:36That was my last one!
01:09:38No! No! Please!
01:09:40Stop!
01:10:02Time.
01:10:05Stop!
01:10:10Stop!
01:10:32Oh, thank you, soft one.
01:10:34Anytime.
01:10:41Oh!
01:10:44Oh!
01:10:46Oh!
01:10:47Oh!
01:10:49Oh!
01:10:51Oh!
01:10:53Hey, asshole!
01:10:55You again?
01:10:56Oh!
01:10:58You again!
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:06Oh!
01:11:10Oh!
01:11:16Oh!
01:11:18Oh!
01:11:20Oh!
01:11:21Oh, my God.
01:11:51Did you miss me?
01:12:12You always hurt the one you love.
01:12:15Like this.
01:12:21Hold that, Bose.
01:12:29I'll be right back.
01:12:30I'll be right back.
01:13:00I'll be right back.
01:13:01I'll be right back.
01:13:02I'll be right back.
01:13:04I'll be right back.
01:13:05I'll be right back.
01:13:06I'll be right back.
01:13:07I'll be right back.
01:13:08I'll be right back.
01:13:09I'll be right back.
01:13:10I'll be right back.
01:13:11I'll be right back.
01:13:12I'll be right back.
01:13:13I'll be right back.
01:13:14I'll be right back.
01:13:15I'll be right back.
01:13:16I'll be right back.
01:13:17I'll be right back.
01:13:20I'll be right back.
01:13:21Bring it on, bitch.
01:13:23You're really starting to piss me off.
01:13:24You are not worthy of the Holy Waters.
01:13:28Not today.
01:13:30Not today.
01:13:32Ugh!
01:13:36Ah!
01:13:42Ah!
01:13:48Ah!
01:13:58Remember this on your way to hell.
01:14:02There, too.
01:14:07The insanity has to end.
01:14:10Now.
01:14:15Now, we must destroy the key.
01:14:21Perhaps not!
01:14:26Why?
01:14:28Because I am Arrakashan!
01:14:35My charade fooled the insufferable Holy Landers, and even that little stone idiot.
01:14:40What makes you think a pathetic mortal could stop me?
01:14:58You fools.
01:15:19You fools!
01:15:44I must fulfill my destiny.
01:15:49No!
01:16:01No!
01:16:03No!
01:16:05Zeke...
01:16:07Stop!
01:16:09You must... Zeke, I command you!
01:16:13Goodbye, soft one. I'll never forget you.
01:16:27No!
01:16:29No!
01:16:31No!
01:16:33No!
01:16:35No!
01:16:37No!
01:16:53Julie!
01:16:55It's over.
01:17:05Whoa! Hey!
01:17:07Let me help you.
01:17:09Oh no, you survived.
01:17:11Are you okay?
01:17:13What does it look like, you dickhead?
01:17:25Eternity is a long time to spend alone.
01:17:29What are you talking about?
01:17:33Does this mean we're gonna be immortal?
01:17:35Because if that's true, you know, uh, this is not gonna be around for a long time.
01:17:41Hey, who took the key?
01:17:43Hey, does this mean we're friends now?
01:17:45Because, you know, I've been putting up, uh, with a lot of your crap, so...
01:17:49I think it's a payback time.
01:17:51Come on, you know you love me.
01:17:53Come on.
01:17:55And so, the key to the chamber of immortality was once again cast out into the silent gulfs of space.
01:18:23With a new stone protector to guard it against evil.