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The story of an obsessively organized efficiency expert whose life unravels in unexpected ways when fate forces him to explore the serendipitous nature of love and forgiveness.
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00:00:00Give it to me straight.
00:00:02Virginal bride or slut in white?
00:00:06He is so lucky.
00:00:19Yo, get in there.
00:00:22I feel sick.
00:00:25You get nervous.
00:00:26You remember last year when Jessie and I broke up for a couple of weeks?
00:00:31And I thought she spent us two weeks in bed, sad and depressed.
00:00:36Yeah.
00:00:38This morning she tells me out of the blue that she spent one of those weeks in bed with Jake Lee.
00:00:43What did you do?
00:00:44Nothing.
00:00:46Good. That's good. So, what's wrong?
00:00:50She slept with Jake Lee.
00:00:53She slept with him for like a week.
00:00:55How am I supposed to live with that?
00:00:57What if all this is a mistake?
00:00:59Oh, come on. You would have known that by now.
00:01:01Am I overreacting?
00:01:02Yes, you are.
00:01:04Come on, man. It's not like she actually cheated.
00:01:06I mean, you know, you had broken up.
00:01:09Right.
00:01:10What would you do?
00:01:13I'd be happy, man.
00:01:16I mean, it's Jessie.
00:01:17Everyone you know wants Jessie.
00:01:19What do you mean by that?
00:01:20I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't mean it like that.
00:01:23I just, uh, look, you wanted this, right?
00:01:29So pull yourself together, go out there and get married.
00:01:32Ed, Mr. Allen.
00:01:47Um, you caught me reminiscing.
00:01:50A lot of memories here.
00:01:51I'll buy you a drink.
00:01:53Oh, I, I'd love to, Frank, but, uh, I'm kinda, I'm, I'm, I'm in a bit of a rush.
00:01:56I insist.
00:01:58After all, it is the traditional function of the father of the bride.
00:02:01What is?
00:02:03Keeping the groom away from back exits.
00:02:05No, I, I was just gonna, um, go outside, get some air.
00:02:08Your best tequila on the rocks.
00:02:10What were you, sir?
00:02:11It's tequila, right?
00:02:12Uh, none for me, thanks.
00:02:14That's great.
00:02:14He'll have a double.
00:02:16You know, I realize that you don't know me very well, Ed.
00:02:18You and Jessie down at school, my wife and I up here.
00:02:20But trust me, you can talk to me.
00:02:23Nothing really to talk about, sir.
00:02:26Doubts.
00:02:27No, no, no doubts.
00:02:28It's, uh, down in my mind, I'm totally doubt-free.
00:02:31I'm, I'm, I'm doubtless.
00:02:34Yeah.
00:02:35I'll tell you what.
00:02:38Why don't we make a little list, shall we?
00:02:42Let's start with doubt number one.
00:02:44Uh, none.
00:02:46No, I, I promise none.
00:02:47Uh, number one is, is none.
00:02:49Oh, come on.
00:02:50We can do better than that.
00:02:52What about that thing with Jake Lee?
00:02:56She told you that?
00:02:57Two weeks, last year.
00:02:59Two weeks?
00:02:59She told me a week.
00:03:01One, two, most of Lent.
00:03:04That's hardly the point.
00:03:05That's not why you're eyeing the exit.
00:03:07Jake Lee's an excuse.
00:03:10Tell me something, Ed.
00:03:13Do you love her?
00:03:16Yeah, of course I do.
00:03:18But maybe, just maybe you're wondering why it isn't pure and constant.
00:03:23Why all of these ups and downs?
00:03:25Conviction and doubt.
00:03:26How can something that feels so right one moment make you so queasy the next?
00:03:34Relax.
00:03:35Life is a mess.
00:03:36All you have to do is choose to love her the best way that you know how.
00:03:43You know, I've really got to get out of here.
00:03:44Um, thank you for the advice and the drink.
00:03:48You know, I've had a marriage of ups and downs.
00:03:51Oof.
00:03:51Dazzling extremes.
00:03:55Perhaps you've never heard the full account.
00:03:56Frankly, Frank, another time, maybe Christmas.
00:04:00Not really a Christmas story.
00:04:01Tell you what.
00:04:07One says walk.
00:04:09And the other
00:04:09says talk.
00:04:12Pick one.
00:04:13You choose.
00:04:14Pick the one that says walk,
00:04:15and you'll be free of me.
00:04:17Pick the one that says talk,
00:04:19and, well,
00:04:20you're kidding, right?
00:04:23You know, I get the feeling sometimes, Mr. Allen,
00:04:42that you don't like me very much.
00:04:44I like Jake Lee.
00:04:46But my daughter loves you.
00:04:48Which means that you have a great capacity to hurt her,
00:04:51and you've never done a damn thing to prove to me
00:04:53that someday you won't.
00:04:54Like I said,
00:04:55my marriage
00:04:56has been one of extremes.
00:05:00Certainty and doubt,
00:05:01deceit and truth.
00:05:04But it started with truth.
00:05:07And it started right here in this hotel.
00:05:10In this very room.
00:05:23Hey.
00:05:28Hey.
00:05:29Good.
00:05:30Good.
00:05:30Resolutions, huh?
00:05:32Yeah.
00:05:32I always make mine on December 29th.
00:05:34That way I only have 48 hours to feel bummed
00:05:36about not keeping it.
00:05:37Cheers.
00:05:38Cheers.
00:05:38Cheers.
00:05:41Hey, have you seen Susan yet?
00:05:42Oh, she's always late.
00:05:44Have you seen her lately?
00:05:45No.
00:05:45No, not since Teddy's party last week.
00:05:47Teddy had a party.
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:50Is she there with anyone, or, uh...
00:05:52No, not really.
00:05:54Oh.
00:05:54Which is it?
00:05:55Not or, uh, really?
00:05:57It's hard to say.
00:05:58No.
00:05:58Careful, Frank.
00:06:12She'll leave nothing but your bones.
00:06:28Cheers.
00:06:35Cheers.
00:06:36Amen.
00:06:36Amen.
00:06:38All right, okay.
00:06:40Resolutions.
00:06:40Who's got one?
00:06:42Jerry?
00:06:43Take off five pounds.
00:06:44Oh, come on.
00:06:46Take it off now.
00:06:47Your turn, Frank.
00:06:48Okay, I, uh...
00:06:50I resolve to be...
00:06:52older.
00:06:54Whoa.
00:06:56Dang.
00:06:57God.
00:06:58Well, I resolve to fall in love.
00:07:01Oh, okay.
00:07:02This is getting a little...
00:07:03Oh, God.
00:07:04It's pretty ambitious.
00:07:05I'm almost holding your hand.
00:07:13Okay, Dex, Dex.
00:07:15Who, who?
00:07:15Who?
00:07:15Come on, Susan.
00:07:16Okay, okay.
00:07:16I, um, uh, I resolve to buy a motorcycle.
00:07:21A ride a Harley.
00:07:23Nice.
00:07:23Nothing nicer, sexier than a chick on a Harley.
00:07:26I resolve it to stop you from doing that.
00:07:28Hold on, I don't.
00:07:29You like motorcycles or something?
00:07:30I love motorcycles.
00:07:31It's just 95% of riders get injured in the first six months.
00:07:33Uh, here we go.
00:07:34You memorized that.
00:07:3455% of those riders get seriously injured, but it actually gets better than that.
00:07:39Do you know what doctors call riders that don't wear a helmet?
00:07:42Oh, tell us.
00:07:43Sexy.
00:07:43Organ donors.
00:07:45Organ donors.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47Just promise me that you'll always work.
00:07:49Well, okay.
00:07:49Somebody take the pole out of his ass, right?
00:07:51Hey, here, here.
00:07:53Take the pole, I know.
00:07:53Okay, so, I have another resolution.
00:07:56An even better one, I think.
00:07:57Better be better than that.
00:07:58Does anyone want to hear it?
00:07:59Yes.
00:07:59Come on.
00:08:00Okay, so, um, I resolve to find a husband.
00:08:06Oh, wow.
00:08:06Yeah, I'm afraid so.
00:08:08It's true.
00:08:09And, um, uh, I've decided to pick for my friends.
00:08:14You know, I don't want to marry a stranger or anything, so, um, who wants to be my husband?
00:08:21I do.
00:08:22Oh, God, how will I ever choose?
00:08:26By size.
00:08:27Oh, by size of what, exactly?
00:08:30Whatever pleases you the most.
00:08:31I don't like guesswork, buddy.
00:08:33There won't be any guesswork involved over here.
00:08:34Here, just keep Mr. Ed in your pants.
00:08:36Oh, my God, that's actually what you call it.
00:08:38Mr. Ed.
00:08:40Wait, wait, wait, that's it.
00:08:41That's perfect.
00:08:41What could be more revealing about a man?
00:08:43Best nickname for your dick.
00:08:46Becomes my husband.
00:08:48Great.
00:08:48Okay, so, who's first?
00:08:49Come on.
00:08:50Ken, what do you got for me?
00:08:52Come on, baby.
00:08:54Is it too hard of a question for yours?
00:08:56Oh, wow.
00:08:57Okay.
00:08:58What's your name?
00:08:59I call him Squeaky the Bald-Headed Mountain.
00:09:04Oh, my God, you don't.
00:09:05Oh, because he likes holes.
00:09:07Are you serious?
00:09:08Animal feet.
00:09:09Oh, no, no.
00:09:09Buddy.
00:09:10No one else but us.
00:09:11Come on.
00:09:11Come on.
00:09:12What?
00:09:14Master of the universe, defender of our galaxy.
00:09:16Oh, shit, man.
00:09:18Couldn't it just be God Almighty or something?
00:09:20Uh, well, that's my tongue.
00:09:22Oh, God, whatever.
00:09:24Okay, Frank.
00:09:26Truth.
00:09:27Yeah.
00:09:27Come on, spit it out.
00:09:28The truth.
00:09:29That's, that's what I call it.
00:09:32Truth.
00:09:35I'm sorry, it's not a farm animal.
00:09:37I'm sorry.
00:09:38You should be.
00:09:39Five, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:09:47How old is that?
00:09:49It's how it was going to be.
00:09:51You.
00:09:51Yes.
00:09:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:10:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:25I don't have a daughter. It's early.
00:10:27Whatever's there, kill it.
00:10:29It's wide awake.
00:10:31Okay, okay, okay.
00:10:33I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
00:10:35Let mommy sleep.
00:10:40Hurry!
00:10:41Okay.
00:10:47Whoa.
00:10:48I'll give you a little bit of a cup of tea.
00:10:51Cool.
00:11:04Did you give a good speech?
00:11:06Your turn.
00:11:15Nice writing.
00:11:17I wish I wish upon the sun that my wish is number one.
00:11:22And what did you wish for?
00:11:23That Mary Ross will get hit by a check.
00:11:26Well, that's not very nice. I thought Mary was your best friend.
00:11:30I divorced her.
00:11:32You can't divorce a friend.
00:11:33Why not?
00:11:34Because divorce is for married people.
00:11:37That's okay. As long as the check hits her.
00:11:42All right, Killer, come on. Let's go dogpile Mommy.
00:11:45Yay!
00:11:46Shoot. Hey Monster, have you seen my morning list?
00:11:54You need a list to keep track of your lists.
00:11:56Oh, thank you.
00:11:58No, honey, that's all sugar and food cover. You got enough.
00:12:02Go get dressed.
00:12:03Is it S-C or C-S?
00:12:05Stop right there. Come back here and give me a kiss, please.
00:12:08I've got a big lecture today. I want to be home in the morning. I love you.
00:12:11I love you too, Dad.
00:12:12All right.
00:12:13Don't forget to return to movies.
00:12:17Movies?
00:12:18Mm-hmm.
00:12:19No, no, no, no, no, no. I can't.
00:12:23Would you, um, do it if it was on that list?
00:12:26Of course I would.
00:12:27Give me your pen.
00:12:28No, I don't have time. I don't have time. I can't be late for the fairies, so...
00:12:32What time do you have to leave the house?
00:12:34Eighteen after.
00:12:36Eighteen after is not a time. It's a symptom. It's like a twitch.
00:12:41Well, you used to find it adorable.
00:12:44Yeah, well, I used to pound Jager Monster.
00:12:49Anyway, you won't be late.
00:12:51Yes, I will.
00:12:52No, you won't.
00:12:57You didn't?
00:12:58I did.
00:12:59Oh, shit.
00:13:00What? I've given you an inch of ten minutes?
00:13:02No, you didn't. You said it the wrong way. You're giving me ten minutes less.
00:13:06Oh, shit.
00:13:07I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:13:09Yeah.
00:13:10Bye.
00:13:11I forgot the movies.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:23Hey, it's Buddy. Is Frank there?
00:13:24He just left.
00:13:25I might be late.
00:13:26Who might he?
00:13:27Frank? I don't think that's possible.
00:13:29Don't drag him into anything unsavory tonight.
00:13:32What do you consider unsavory?
00:13:34Anything that might lead to a rash.
00:13:36What are you wearing?
00:13:38Buddy.
00:13:39Come on.
00:13:40I'm naked, Buddy.
00:13:48Okay.
00:13:49Okay. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:51Come on. No, no, no, no. You're kidding me.
00:13:53No, you're kidding me.
00:13:58Please, please, please, please. No, no, no, no.
00:14:00Check the time. Check the time. We're right here. Please. Please.
00:14:02Hey, congratulations. You'll be the first one on the next boat.
00:14:05God, come on.
00:14:06Look, sir.
00:14:07Please, I'm begging you right now. There's plenty of room on the ferry for one more car.
00:14:10Just let me drive it on, please. I'm begging you to speech.
00:14:12My wife. The movies.
00:14:14The next boat leaves an hour. This boat leaves at eight o'clock.
00:14:19Oh, look at that. It's eight o'clock.
00:14:23Next boat, pal. Scheduled for keep, you know.
00:14:32The relationship between time and you is always one of master and slave.
00:14:37List making. It is your anchor, your harbor in the storm of life.
00:14:46Start each morning with your wish for the day and then move right on into your daily goal list.
00:14:51And remember to keep them in behavioral terms and to be specific. Why?
00:14:56Because a specific list is a happy list.
00:15:00And don't forget it's, it's chaos out there and we conquer that by taking control.
00:15:07Setting priorities.
00:15:09Life cannot be based on whim.
00:15:11Those who fail to control whim are destined to be controlled by it.
00:15:18Hey, back in the city. Good to see you, man.
00:15:32Yeah. Excellent talk, by the way. That was truly inspirational.
00:15:35I saw you come in.
00:15:37Yeah. My old man wasn't too busting my ass for being late on the Bethnal job.
00:15:42Do you have any idea how many windows are in a building that size?
00:15:45I don't know. 50?
00:15:46Something wrong in Camp Frank?
00:15:50No.
00:15:51What?
00:15:53It's a little complicated. That's all I understand.
00:15:54That's all right. That's okay.
00:15:55I like knowing your life isn't totally perfect.
00:15:57Okay, look. You know this talk today?
00:16:00It's a big break for me in the corporate lecture circuit, right?
00:16:02Mm-hmm.
00:16:03Susan. Susan.
00:16:05She knows how important this is to me.
00:16:06She knows how nervous I get before a talk.
00:16:09She doesn't say anything. Not a word.
00:16:11Instead, she gets all over me about my schedule.
00:16:13She sets the clocks forward to give me more time, only she gives me less time.
00:16:17And I end up missing the ferry.
00:16:18Now, do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to show up late to a lecture on the efficient use of time?
00:16:25Oh, she actually set the clock forward.
00:16:27Actually set the clock forward.
00:16:29Oh, man, that's...
00:16:30That's good.
00:16:31That's great.
00:16:32She's just trying to unwind you a bit, you know?
00:16:34I'm not... I'm not a clock. I'm not wound. Stop.
00:16:38Dang.
00:16:39Look, not everything in your life needs to be ordered, Frank.
00:16:42You know, if you don't take any chances, you never try anything new.
00:16:45That's not true.
00:16:46Yeah, you take plenty of chances.
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:48All right, great. Let's ask those chicks if they want to go to Rascals and play some blackjack with us, huh?
00:16:51Well, that's not taking a chance.
00:16:52Why not?
00:16:53Because.
00:16:54Because?
00:16:55Because.
00:16:56Because.
00:16:57Everybody knows that the house advantage for blackjack is 5.9%.
00:17:01And that... that doesn't make sense.
00:17:055.9%, huh?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07I thought we were hanging out.
00:17:08Yeah, we just did, and it was fun.
00:17:10But, you know, if you're not gonna take a chance, then there's two of them and one of me, and...
00:17:13I like those odds.
00:17:23Maybe...
00:17:24Oh, I don't actually get any fear of taking some questions.
00:17:25My dad wants to keep the music before all of you.
00:17:26Ī¬
00:17:27I can't afford to wait anymore.
00:17:27Don't even go to college privates.
00:17:29This was a simple work and that's been amazing!
00:17:30I got time friends.
00:17:35ceux of the squadron.
00:17:49My dad passed away.
00:17:51My dad passed away by my father.
00:17:52I was at your lecture today.
00:17:59It's not bad.
00:18:02My boss forced me to read your book.
00:18:05The ten minute...
00:18:06It's five.
00:18:07What?
00:18:08The five minute efficiency trainer.
00:18:09Oh, right. Five.
00:18:11It worked. It totally worked.
00:18:14I didn't expect that.
00:18:16Usually my boss is an idiot.
00:18:18It was amazing. I mean, I make lists.
00:18:20That's great.
00:18:21It's color-coded.
00:18:23Yeah, it's the life.
00:18:25Am I gushing?
00:18:26I have no idea.
00:18:28Apollo. Apollo Crow.
00:18:30Frank, Frank Allen. Nice to meet you.
00:18:33You too.
00:18:35Would you like to try something a little bit different,
00:18:38Mr. Frank Allen?
00:18:41Well,
00:18:42you know,
00:18:44yeah.
00:18:47Yes, I would, actually.
00:18:48Yeah?
00:18:49Yep.
00:18:49Two tangerinis, please.
00:18:58You know,
00:18:59you're very brave
00:19:01to be able to talk in front of so many people.
00:19:03Mm.
00:19:04No.
00:19:05I, uh,
00:19:06every night
00:19:07before I give a talk,
00:19:08I get this nightmare
00:19:09that, um,
00:19:10I'm giving a huge lecture,
00:19:12and suddenly I notice that
00:19:13I'm naked.
00:19:13Anyway,
00:19:17when I'm actually giving the talk for real,
00:19:20I reverse it.
00:19:21I, of course,
00:19:22wear clothes,
00:19:22and I pretend that everyone in the audience is naked,
00:19:23and that helps me breathe,
00:19:24although after today's crowd,
00:19:25I may reconsider this.
00:19:26It's all right.
00:19:27It's all right.
00:19:34Frank,
00:19:35can I
00:19:36ask you a big favor?
00:19:38No.
00:19:38I, uh,
00:19:40really, really
00:19:41have to go tinkle,
00:19:42and I have this
00:19:43phobia about
00:19:44public restrooms.
00:19:46Would you...
00:19:47I have the same phobia
00:19:48all my life?
00:19:50All my life.
00:19:51Would you mind terribly
00:19:53if I use the bathroom in your room?
00:19:57You're funny.
00:20:00Mm.
00:20:00Mm.
00:20:01Mm.
00:20:01Mm.
00:20:09Check, please?
00:20:18Frank?
00:20:20Yo.
00:20:22You know,
00:20:22when you said you imagined
00:20:23everyone in the audience naked?
00:20:25Oh,
00:20:26what's this?
00:20:27Did that mean
00:20:29that you imagined me naked?
00:20:32Yeah,
00:20:32married, uh,
00:20:33going on eight years now.
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36How did I look?
00:20:38Uh, just one.
00:20:39Jessie.
00:20:39She's, uh,
00:20:40great.
00:20:41We're talking about another one,
00:20:42though,
00:20:42so...
00:20:44Ooh.
00:20:47This good?
00:20:48Ooh.
00:20:49Um...
00:20:50I made my daily goal list
00:20:53for today.
00:20:55It's very specific.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:59Chaos out there
00:21:00and the cockroach.
00:21:01Okay, let's, uh...
00:21:02It's nice setting priorities.
00:21:04Well, these aren't
00:21:04instant gratification priorities,
00:21:06so...
00:21:07Yeah, we, uh,
00:21:10system to it.
00:21:12Ooh, I'm gonna get that.
00:21:13Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:21:16Hello?
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:18Hey.
00:21:20I'm sorry about this morning.
00:21:22How'd the talk go?
00:21:23Oh, uh,
00:21:24score one for the good guys.
00:21:25I aced it.
00:21:28What was that?
00:21:31Um, nothing.
00:21:32I think, uh,
00:21:33I have no idea,
00:21:35so...
00:21:36You all right?
00:21:37I'm fine, baby.
00:21:38I'm just so exhausted right now,
00:21:40and then, uh,
00:21:41and then I love you,
00:21:42and I'm gonna see you tomorrow, okay?
00:21:43All right?
00:21:44Okay, okay, okay.
00:21:44Love you, too.
00:21:49You should have seen your face.
00:21:52Ah, the way you squirm,
00:21:54like a squashed little snake.
00:21:56Oh, oh.
00:21:57I love married men.
00:21:59Come here.
00:22:00Hold on.
00:22:01I don't feel well.
00:22:03I have a wife and a kid here at home.
00:22:06What the heck?
00:22:07It's too late to go anywhere.
00:22:09You missed the last ferry.
00:22:10Ah, let's drive around the peninsula.
00:22:12It's fine.
00:22:12Well, that would take forever.
00:22:17A waste of time.
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:19Remember,
00:22:20the relationship between time and you
00:22:22is always one of master and slave.
00:22:25Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.
00:22:25Okay?
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:27Look, I'm really, really sorry about this, okay?
00:22:29Leave some room as long as you want.
00:22:30Nothing personal.
00:22:31Honest.
00:22:32I love my wife.
00:22:37Jerk.
00:22:42Hello?
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Hello?
00:22:51You're probably looking for Frank.
00:22:54He just left on a mission of great secrecy.
00:22:57I'm sorry.
00:22:57I'm sorry.
00:23:12Michael Lane.
00:23:39Hey!
00:23:40Hey!
00:23:41Are you okay?
00:23:42Dad!
00:23:43Are you okay?
00:23:44Dad!
00:23:45Can you unlock the door?
00:23:46Can you, can you?
00:23:47Dad!
00:23:48Okay, what's wrong?
00:23:49Are you in your head?
00:23:50You're in your head?
00:23:51Dad!
00:23:52What's wrong with your stomach?
00:23:53There's something wrong with you?
00:23:54You're having a baby!
00:23:55Uh, 15 minutes.
00:23:56We're gonna be there.
00:23:57We're gonna be at the hospital in 15 minutes.
00:23:59Just, just hang in there.
00:24:00I'm Frank Allen.
00:24:01I don't know your name.
00:24:02What's your name?
00:24:03Nancy.
00:24:04Nancy!
00:24:05Okay, Nancy, you're doing great.
00:24:06Just keep breathing, okay?
00:24:07Breathe in, out, in.
00:24:08Just think, think about how happy this child's gonna make you.
00:24:10I don't know.
00:24:11I don't want it.
00:24:12Well, my, my thought is that, is that you're gonna have it.
00:24:15So, you know, just, just, in, out, breathe, in.
00:24:19I want you to have it.
00:24:20You take it.
00:24:21That's very generous of you, but no thank you.
00:24:23No thank you.
00:24:24Okay, just hold it.
00:24:25Hold it!
00:24:26I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:24:28Just, come on, we're almost there.
00:24:30God, God, that's it.
00:24:31Just keep breathing.
00:24:32It's just, oh, it's just leaking everywhere.
00:24:35Okay, just breathe.
00:24:40Excuse me.
00:24:41Excuse me.
00:24:42I'm gonna need some information.
00:24:43I'm gonna need some information.
00:24:44I'm gonna need some information on you and your wife.
00:24:45Well, she's not my wife.
00:24:46Well, fill out what you can.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:48Oh, lightheaded here.
00:24:49Hello?
00:24:50Good day.
00:24:51May I speak with Mr. Allen, please?
00:24:52No, Mr. Allen is in the home.
00:24:53Do you know where he is?
00:24:54It's very important.
00:24:55No, I don't.
00:24:56It seems that Mrs. Allen is no longer on the hospital premises.
00:24:59I'm Mrs. Allen.
00:25:00Mrs. Allen?
00:25:01You're in no condition to have left the hospital.
00:25:02Post-childbirth can be a very serious condition.
00:25:03Post-what?
00:25:04Your baby needs you.
00:25:05What baby?
00:25:06Do I have the right, Allen?
00:25:08No, I'm not.
00:25:09I'm not.
00:25:10I'm not.
00:25:11I'm not.
00:25:12I'm not.
00:25:13I'm not.
00:25:14I'm not.
00:25:15I'm not.
00:25:16I'm not.
00:25:17I'm not.
00:25:18You're not.
00:25:19I'm not.
00:25:20I'm not.
00:25:21I'm not.
00:25:22I'm not.
00:25:23I'm not.
00:25:24I'm not.
00:25:25I'm not.
00:25:26I'm not.
00:25:27I'm not.
00:25:28I'm not.
00:25:29I'm not.
00:25:30Do I have the right, Allen?
00:25:33I'm sorry.
00:25:34Who are you looking for?
00:25:35Frank Allen of 17 River Drive.
00:25:42Hello?
00:25:43Mrs. Allen?
00:25:45Hello?
00:25:50Get out.
00:25:55What?
00:25:56I'm the boy.
00:25:57Jane?
00:25:58What?
00:25:59I said get out.
00:26:00Why? What'd I do?
00:26:01No, don't give me that. See, I know.
00:26:04I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:26:05You're a liar.
00:26:07You're a liar!
00:26:09Oh!
00:26:10Okay, listen, listen, listen.
00:26:12I made a small mistake.
00:26:14Wait, wait, wait! Susan! Susan!
00:26:17I didn't do anything really wrong.
00:26:18It was a professional flirtation, a few too many drinks at the bar,
00:26:20and then she came up to you...
00:26:22No, no, she wasn't yelling!
00:26:24Yelling, yelling, yelling, yelling!
00:26:26Okay, okay, all right, all right.
00:26:28There was a small, chased-like kiss.
00:26:30More of a crack.
00:26:31There was some tongue, not my tongue, her tongue,
00:26:34and that's when you called.
00:26:35You called, and it was over.
00:26:36I mean, what are we gonna do?
00:26:37What are we gonna do?
00:26:38How can you call a baby? Nothing!
00:26:41What baby?
00:26:42A baby at the hospital!
00:26:44Oh, is that a baby?
00:26:45No!
00:26:46I'm out! I'm out!
00:26:47Listen!
00:26:48I can do everything, Susan!
00:26:50Oh, God!
00:26:51Susan!
00:26:52This is absurd.
00:26:54You're a hospital.
00:26:55I mean, how could you treat somebody,
00:26:56and they don't know who she is?
00:26:57If it's a dire emergency, we occasionally treat the patient...
00:27:00You don't have a wallet or anything like that?
00:27:01...the social security number and bank account.
00:27:02And then you let them escape!
00:27:04I...
00:27:05Mr. Allen!
00:27:06This is a hospital, not a prison.
00:27:07We don't expect mothers to desert their babies!
00:27:17Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
00:27:20You're absolutely right.
00:27:22Can you call my wife?
00:27:23Explain the misunderstanding, and I'll be on my way.
00:27:26And tell her what?
00:27:27Well, that the baby's not mine, that I only met the mother last night.
00:27:30I don't know that, Mr. Allen.
00:27:32Well, it's true.
00:27:33I drove them here, and that's it.
00:27:35Save it for your wife.
00:27:39Here's what Susan dropped off for.
00:27:41Ugh!
00:27:42What do you think I should do?
00:27:45Well, are you asking me as your friend or your lawyer?
00:27:48Fred.
00:27:50Talk.
00:27:51Just talk to her.
00:27:52Be honest.
00:27:53I've tried. I'm trying.
00:27:54She won't talk to me until I prove it's not my child.
00:27:56This is ridiculous.
00:27:59And you don't remember the mother's last name?
00:28:00No.
00:28:01No make on the car?
00:28:02No, it was dark.
00:28:03As your lawyer, if there's anything you want to tell me,
00:28:06you know that I'm sworn to hold it private and confidential by the law of the land.
00:28:12I didn't know her, Damon.
00:28:16Well, without the mother's consent, you're gonna have to get a court order for a DNA sample from the baby for a test.
00:28:22How long could that take?
00:28:23Four months minimum.
00:28:24Oh, God.
00:28:26Look, stop worrying.
00:28:29If even half of what you say is true, there's no way that the mother or the hospital or the Queen of England could prove that child's actually yours in a court of law.
00:28:35I'm not worried about a court of law. I'm worried about the court of Susan.
00:28:40Susan, I demand you listen to me.
00:28:41I refuse to be hung with the-
00:29:05Honey, I'm begging you.
00:29:06I-I...
00:29:24Monster, I love you. I-
00:29:25I love you too, Frank.
00:29:27Ken.
00:29:28What are you doing over there? Where's Susan?
00:29:30Yeah, she doesn't want to talk to you.
00:29:32Put her on.
00:29:33Frank, she went to the hospital. You're on the forum as the father.
00:29:36That's not true.
00:29:38Whatever you say, I believe you.
00:29:40I just need to give Susan a little more time for your sick, okay?
00:29:45Alright.
00:29:46Hang in there, Frank.
00:29:47You should be aware that results are rarely couched in yes-no responses. It just doesn't have the exactitude of DNA testing.
00:30:05The best is usually a statistical probability with a significant margin of error.
00:30:17When can I expect results?
00:30:18Uh, four or five days. Now for the fun part.
00:30:23What's he doing here?
00:30:24Picking Jessie up.
00:30:25You're letting him see Jessie?
00:30:26He's still her father.
00:30:30Oh, look at that.
00:30:48Big kiss, please.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:56Daddy, why are you coming home?
00:30:59Hopefully in a few days, sweetie.
00:31:01How's Mommy? Did she get any of the messages I left?
00:31:04She called you a moral slob.
00:31:06Oh, well, you know Mommy.
00:31:08Sometimes she gets upset for no good reason at all.
00:31:12Like cleaning my room?
00:31:14Exactly.
00:31:16She gets awfully mad when I don't clean my room.
00:31:18It's just like cleaning your room.
00:31:20So are both slobs.
00:31:22I guess so. Yeah.
00:31:24Does that make me a bigamus, too?
00:31:29Oh, Mommy.
00:31:41What the hell is that?
00:31:43I'm calling him Abigail.
00:31:46Unbelievable.
00:31:48Stressed you as a princess and bought you vermin.
00:31:50He's the best daddy ever.
00:31:54Please.
00:32:11As far as your question of paternity goes, Mr. Allen,
00:32:14the tests prove 100% without a fraction of doubt
00:32:17that it is not your child.
00:32:19Yes!
00:32:20Proof!
00:32:22Proof.
00:32:23Yes.
00:32:24Well, I checked the results twice.
00:32:25There's no question about it.
00:32:26Oh, you saved my life here.
00:32:28I just, I'm, I'm, I'm really excited because I was expecting
00:32:30some kind of completely, uh, ambiguous statistic here.
00:32:33So this is...
00:32:35Uh, no.
00:32:37It's actually quite simple.
00:32:38You have an extra X chromosome.
00:32:41No joke.
00:32:43No.
00:32:44What is that?
00:32:45What is that?
00:32:46Well, it's a condition called Kleinfelder syndrome.
00:32:50Don't worry.
00:32:51It's perfectly harmless.
00:32:52Most men don't even know they have it.
00:32:54Except for one of its manifestations.
00:32:57What, what manifestation?
00:33:00Sterility.
00:33:01Excuse me.
00:33:02You've been sterile since birth.
00:33:07I don't understand.
00:33:08You, uh, it is impossible for you to have children.
00:33:18You've got the wrong guy, Doc.
00:33:19I, uh, I have a little girl at home and that, uh, I'm sorry.
00:33:25Okay, something's wrong here.
00:33:26I'm gonna sit down and just, uh, um, you have a wrong label or a wrong test.
00:33:32I mean, there's a hospital.
00:33:33These things happen here all the time.
00:33:34I, I, I, I'm sorry to drop this on you.
00:33:38I know this isn't easy to accept.
00:33:39Hey.
00:33:40Come on, I'm a father.
00:33:55I have a, I have a little girl, a seven-year-old girl.
00:33:59Jesse.
00:34:00Unlike humans, chromosomes can't betray, deceive, or willfully lie.
00:34:05The truth is all they state.
00:34:08Oh.
00:34:17Jesse, I have a, a little girl.
00:34:21I will, of course, take another sample, but I've run the test twice.
00:34:25I'm afraid Mr. Holmes has made no mistake.
00:34:28It always wants to cry out loud, but I'm a little too late.
00:34:33The gun is testing your fate.
00:34:38It always wants to shoot you down when you've already been saved.
00:34:46Don't you burn away?
00:34:48Don't you feel ashamed?
00:34:50Don't you take the blame?
00:35:00No.
00:35:01I give my heart and soul to the ageless.
00:35:07I give my blood and bone to the faceless.
00:35:12To the face of us
00:35:14Burning bright and cold
00:35:19With a nightmare tonight
00:35:22I give my life and love
00:35:26To your graceless
00:35:28You wish
00:35:36You're spinning round
00:35:39It only wants to lie to you
00:35:44It never wants to come true
00:35:46This road
00:35:50That you found
00:35:53It's all been a lie, hasn't it?
00:35:58You tell me!
00:35:59I know!
00:35:59Oh yeah, I know too!
00:36:01Hi Daddy!
00:36:05Go to your room, sweetie
00:36:06Daddy and I need to talk, okay?
00:36:09Ah, excuse me
00:36:38I'm willing to bet ten blocks of your naked under those clothes, and hey, so am I.
00:36:42Why don't you join me for a drink?
00:36:49Hey, buddy, I think you're sitting in my seat.
00:36:52I want to sit next to the pretty girl here.
00:36:56Hey, Pinhead, I'm talking to you.
00:36:58You're in my seat.
00:37:02You work the fairy.
00:37:05Yeah, so move your ass.
00:37:08If you let me on, I wouldn't have been late.
00:37:11I wouldn't have been so mad at Susan.
00:37:14I wouldn't have been so stupid.
00:37:17I wouldn't know the things that I know today.
00:37:20Do I know you or something?
00:37:23What time is it now?
00:37:26What?
00:37:31What time is it now?
00:37:33Screw you.
00:37:34What time is it?
00:37:35You want a piece of me, asshole?
00:37:36Let's take it outside.
00:37:38etching in the blue-ed-ed sky
00:37:43Let's go.
00:38:13That felt good.
00:38:29Thank you for doing that.
00:38:43What is your name?
00:38:56Tracy.
00:38:56We're going to be late again.
00:39:20Get your back, sweetie.
00:39:22We'll be in the car, okay?
00:39:30Can I help you?
00:39:31Does Frank live here?
00:39:33He's not home.
00:39:35I'm his wife.
00:39:37Oh, hi. I'm Nancy.
00:39:40I wanted to thank him.
00:39:43For what?
00:39:46All his help.
00:39:51Is that Frank's baby?
00:39:53Oh, no.
00:39:57Frank, it's me.
00:39:58Why won't you call me back?
00:40:00We need to talk, please.
00:40:02Call me.
00:40:08It's flat out on the floor.
00:40:10Then we get so scared that he takes off on his hardness.
00:40:12Shh.
00:40:13Right?
00:40:14Um...
00:40:19What's going on?
00:40:21Let's, um, talk outside.
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:35There are some rumors about Frank. Crazy stuff.
00:40:38Tom has a cousin who said his best friend was at the River Shore bar
00:40:41when your husband got into a fight and shredded this big bruiser.
00:40:44Frank?
00:40:45Yes.
00:40:46And he bought a bitchin' Harley.
00:40:48No, that's not Frank.
00:40:49That's just not possible.
00:40:50Somebody's confused.
00:40:51No.
00:40:52John's son works at the shop.
00:40:54Frank bought a Harley.
00:40:55A red one.
00:40:57A red Harley?
00:40:58Yes.
00:41:03Without me?
00:41:11Frank?
00:41:12Oh.
00:41:13I'm sorry.
00:41:14What's that?
00:41:15I'll even know.
00:41:44I need to talk to you.
00:41:45Oh, yeah?
00:41:46I found this in his hotel room.
00:41:47I'm worried.
00:41:48It's very succinct.
00:41:49I met the mother.
00:41:50She says it's not Frank's baby.
00:41:51Well, that's great.
00:41:52You can take Frank back.
00:41:53There was still a woman in his hotel room.
00:41:54Oh, come on.
00:41:55Give the boy a break.
00:41:56I mean, we all have urges.
00:41:57You never look at the pool boy.
00:41:58We don't own a pool.
00:41:59You don't own a pool.
00:42:00You don't need a pool for a pool boy.
00:42:01It's different.
00:42:02I never thought of Frank as duplicitous.
00:42:03It's not Frank-ish.
00:42:04No, it's not Frank-ish.
00:42:05No, it's not Frank-ish.
00:42:06No, it's not.
00:42:07It's not really his style.
00:42:08Bloody stop it.
00:42:09I'm not this wanton creature you've got floating around your sleazy little brain.
00:42:10Really?
00:42:11I've had three different friends.
00:42:13What?
00:42:14You're not Frank-ish, Stephanie?
00:42:15And I think we need to talk to him and we're gonna talk to him.
00:42:16We're gonna talk to him.
00:42:17And then, when we don't face him, you have to talk to him, or not, Jack?
00:42:18We're gonna talk to him.
00:42:19We're not gonna talk to him.
00:42:20Hey, we're gonna talk to him and tell him that he's gonna talk to me.
00:42:21We'll talk to him, you're gonna talk to me, you'll try to talk to him as a guest.
00:42:23No.
00:42:24But what do they want to talk to me?
00:42:25You really want to talk to him?
00:42:26is duplicitous it's not frankish no it's not it's not really his style bloody stop it i'm
00:42:33not this wanton creature you got floating around your sleazy little brain really i've had three
00:42:38men my whole life okay and this isn't about me and it's damn sure not about you it's about frank
00:42:44hey come on you know i'll do anything for frank then find him and make sure he doesn't do anything
00:42:56hey it's open hey hey are you trying to kill yourself well obviously but i think it's gonna
00:43:09take a little while good because i bring happy news susan will take you back a little begging may
00:43:16be required what i do is send red roses every day for a week and by day five of the big red she'll
00:43:21forgive you three hookers and a missed birthday i'm not going back i had a pretty major revelation
00:43:27buddy what all the decisions i've made in my life have been wrong everybody feels that way come on
00:43:33oh it's true it's true i've always been so goddamn careful about every choice that i made what the
00:43:39hell has it gotten me nothing so instead i look around here and i write lists of everything that
00:43:45i really want to do and then i just randomly pick between them it's beautiful frank did you hear me
00:43:51susan will take you back what are you doing there's no choice to be made exactly this is what i'm
00:43:57talking about whim chance i've decided to never decide another thing again
00:44:06hockey
00:44:09and so it is
00:44:17frank maybe i didn't make myself perfectly clear no i really think she'll take you back hey
00:44:20hey hey she loves you you know and you obviously can't live without her that's not true i'm walking
00:44:26on sunshine out here man when you look at me you look at a creature of freedom a man released
00:44:31any chance this creature of freedom is really a monster of depression no
00:44:36what you mean and i say this is your best friend is a vacation you know a bit of sun a bit of relaxation
00:44:41and a huge chunk of prozac i like that yeah i like that idea watch this okay rozak
00:44:52streak ice ooh and become slayers fan what are you doing i'm gonna pick one of these
00:45:02don't abide by the choice you know what that makes me a flight free that's total
00:45:06bullshit you've been a meteor since you were six and you hate the slayers you can't change who you
00:45:10are i can't you can't okay then to do that you have to be really twisted man that the slayers
00:45:17that's morally a barn i mean a man who would do that is capable of doing anything exactly
00:45:22you know frank if you're gonna go nuts you should at least have a god or a dog talking to you i mean
00:45:31index cards it's just not that sexy you need help man you need to see a doctor i did when you saw a shrink
00:45:41no no not a shrink if there's something wrong you can talk to me
00:45:47jesse's not my genetic daughter what yeah yeah i have kleinfelter syndrome klein what
00:45:56kleinfelters i was born with an extra x chromosome i've been sterile since birth
00:46:02are you sure i mean yeah yeah it's impossible for me to be a father
00:46:17i saw it it was december 19th
00:46:42oh no oh no
00:46:47hey jesse hi buddy jesse how old are you seven you're seven really and when's your birthday
00:47:05today today today's your birthday you didn't get me a present did you oh jeez of course i did
00:47:12i got you uh got you uh this watch and be careful it's a rolex is your mother inside yeah
00:47:33oh susan i found a man wandering anguously in the hallway looking for you and what a man he is
00:47:38is today really jesse's birthday no it's in august what about frank is he all right
00:47:46uh yeah damon bailed him out damon what who was the third lover who don't play coy you said i was
00:47:51one of three lovers frank would be two so there must have been a third who was the third what are you
00:47:55talking about who was the third man let me go no not until you're telling you're crazy come on i want
00:47:59a name who was it alan zelf when when i worked at that burger joint i was 17 we did it in the basement
00:48:06on top of a pile of buns okay what's gotten into you fatherhood
00:48:21uh time efficiency organizational skills
00:48:34do any of you really give a shit you're here because your boss thinks that if you keep your
00:48:41desk clear and your calendar is streamlined you'll sell a few more computers and who knows maybe he's
00:48:46right but will that make you any happier will it prevent you from waking up one morning with an
00:48:52incurable disease will it stop your wife susan from whoring around on you must have been that week
00:49:00before new year's teddy's party i knew it was stupid even when we were doing it i knew it was stupid
00:49:08gee thanks that makes me feel so much better i mean you could use birth control i did i guess it
00:49:12wasn't completely effective no kidding oh i could die betrayed yeah sure we've been betrayed by the
00:49:21assumptions of our own society you stay in line keep your shoes shine hard work and devotion will be
00:49:26rewarded well let me ask you something is anyone here truly happy if so raise your happy hand
00:49:36then the decisions that you've made in your life are crap you're a crappy person
00:49:40leading a crappy life crappy crappy crappy no yeah crappy poor frank suddenly finding out he's
00:49:47not a father not poor frank what about poor buddy suddenly finding out he is poor jesse poor jesse
00:49:53no father what am i chopped liver you're a mistake well it could have just as easily been me you
00:49:58married eight years ago you're friends your star you don't think i crave stability you don't think i
00:50:04haven't wanted a family or desired intimacy you don't think i've always loved you
00:50:12no
00:50:17yes yes
00:50:18no
00:50:34no
00:50:43whim
00:50:45not thought
00:50:46chance
00:50:48not planning you you are where you are today because you've been comatose you've all lacked passion
00:50:55act on those passions
00:51:02succumb to your whim
00:51:04forge a new being god damn it do something before it's too late
00:51:08say yes
00:51:15say yes to win
00:51:17say yes to chance
00:51:18say yes to chaos
00:51:28i believe in miracles
00:51:32where you from
00:51:34you such a thing
00:51:35such a thing
00:51:37yeah
00:51:37i believe in miracles
00:51:41since you can't know
00:51:43you such a thing
00:51:48where did you come from
00:51:57baby
00:51:59how did you know
00:52:01i needed you
00:52:04how did you know
00:52:05i needed you so badly
00:52:08how did you know
00:52:10i've given my heart
00:52:11gladly
00:52:12yes sir
00:52:12falla
00:52:14right
00:52:17frank allen are you still a uh time gamer
00:52:22are you still a home-wrecking bitch
00:52:26still gay
00:52:33with the cards
00:52:42where did you come from
00:52:49angel
00:52:52how did you know
00:52:53i'm beautiful
00:52:56did you know
00:52:58you're ever played my great role
00:53:00how did you
00:53:01did you know
00:53:12what happened
00:53:15what you don't remember
00:53:16beastie boy
00:53:18no
00:53:19it was terrible
00:53:22in a good way
00:53:24you passed out halfway in
00:53:26so to speak
00:53:27why is my pillow wet
00:53:30you cried in your sleep for two and a half hours
00:53:33whimpering like a little girl
00:53:38it was like soft hotel porn
00:53:41unsatisfying and sad
00:53:45see ya
00:53:47see ya
00:54:01hey it's me
00:54:01i know this is the 33rd message i've left but please call me okay
00:54:07i need to talk to you frank
00:54:09please
00:54:19hello
00:54:20hey
00:54:20hello
00:54:30i
00:54:30spilled my name
00:54:33on your up and down
00:54:35me
00:54:38i called for rain
00:54:41but they gave us
00:54:49but they gave us
00:54:508th street
00:54:51yeah you're on the tv
00:54:53it's been a long time
00:55:00say your time keeps
00:55:03a little fast
00:55:08say your heartbeats
00:55:12blue and black
00:55:14susan
00:55:15no no wait wait wait wait wait
00:55:23i'll see you
00:55:25you're on me
00:55:30stop
00:55:30you have to stop following me
00:55:32and stop getting me flowers
00:55:34for christ's sake susan i can
00:55:35cut me some slack i'm trying to do what's right
00:55:36there is no right
00:55:37okay all i'm trying to do what's not wrong
00:55:39it's already been done
00:55:40i love you doesn't that count for something
00:55:42no
00:55:43don't play the martyr with me
00:55:44you know you're not alone in this
00:55:45i'm just as smashed up as you are
00:55:47then find your own hole to crawl into
00:55:48mine's full
00:55:50what about jesse i mean she's ours
00:55:56jesse has nothing to do with you
00:55:59she hates me
00:56:00doesn't she she doesn't know you well enough to hate you
00:56:03so if she knew me then she'd hate me
00:56:08buddy what do you want
00:56:14my whole life people have been telling me i'm not responsible
00:56:18i'm not you know i haven't wanted to be
00:56:20but this is different
00:56:23i just desperately want to do what's right
00:56:33what is right
00:56:37i'm making frames
00:56:40for the visions you see
00:56:45i took your place where the cannonball sleeps
00:56:52yeah it couldn't be free
00:56:55but i would give and cheat
00:57:00yeah it's been a long time
00:57:07say your time keeps
00:57:10your heartbeats
00:57:15say your heartbeats
00:57:19blue and black
00:57:23say you won't be
00:57:27you
00:57:31oh god i'm sorry
00:57:41honey oh god I'm sorry Frank you know why didn't you tell me it's hard to talk
00:58:05with a knife in your back Susan no come on it wasn't like that it had to have
00:58:11happened before New Year's after that night it was only you like no double life no sweetie no never
00:58:21do you know who's it is she's not an it she's Jessie do you know Susan yes she's yours Frank maybe not
00:58:40medically but in all other ways she's your daughter you're her father
00:58:45she's yours she's yours she's yours she's yours because because when she had strep throat you
00:59:01held her through three nights of fever it's yours because her first word was dad I'm scared you got
00:59:09when you thought you lost her in the mall for 40 seconds because of how happy you feel every time
00:59:14you open your eyes in the morning she's standing there looking at you she loves you Frank you love
00:59:21her this is our home it's our family come on Frank I'm coming
00:59:33maybe two seconds okay
01:00:03what is it honey
01:00:14go back to sleep okay
01:00:22try to go back to sleep
01:00:26try to go back to sleep
01:00:43I love you
01:00:47go back
01:00:50For a link?
01:01:20Shit.
01:01:50Oh, my God.
01:02:20Can I help you? I'd like a weapon.
01:02:27A gun. Preferably.
01:02:30I need to shoot something tonight.
01:02:33There's a three-day waiting period on all handguns,
01:02:36but I can sell you a shotgun or a rifle today.
01:02:39I'll take one.
01:02:40Great. What type?
01:02:44What are you using it for?
01:02:46Hunting.
01:02:47Hunting?
01:02:48Hunting. What are you hunting?
01:02:50Uh, duck.
01:02:52Duck, yes.
01:02:53A huge duck.
01:02:56Are you using a blind?
01:02:59No, um, no, I'd like to do this face-to-face.
01:03:05This would be a solid choice for you, sir.
01:03:18I don't know.
01:03:19I don't know.
01:03:22Hello?
01:03:22Hey, it's Damon.
01:03:23Oh, hey, what's up?
01:03:24Listen, uh, Frank came by my place and he picked up the key to the boathouse.
01:03:27He was, uh, he was acting really weird.
01:03:30You know, I almost didn't give it to him.
01:03:31He said he found a faster way than cigarettes and that maybe you should meet him up there.
01:03:34I'm a little worried, man.
01:03:36You think maybe I should go with you?
01:03:37No, I'll take care of him.
01:03:38Thanks, Damon.
01:03:43Hey, it's Buddy.
01:03:44I think Frank might have gone up to the lake to try something rash.
01:03:48I'm just going to make sure he's all right.
01:03:49I'll call you when I get there.
01:03:50That's amazing.
01:04:14I was just going to call you and lo and behold, here you are.
01:04:17Damon told me he came up.
01:04:20I thought maybe you could use a friend, you know, someone to talk to.
01:04:23Anything on your mind?
01:04:26You know, a thin mountain air can give people strange ideas, you know?
01:04:29Oh, ain't that the truth.
01:04:31No, nothing I can think of off the top of my head.
01:04:35How about you?
01:04:36Me?
01:04:37Anything you want to tell me?
01:04:39Not really, no.
01:04:45Let's go for a boat ride.
01:04:50So, you, uh, finished with all those index cards?
01:04:57Has Wim waned?
01:04:58Hell no.
01:05:00In fact, it was in the cards to come up here and accomplish something.
01:05:03What sort of something?
01:05:04Something big.
01:05:05I don't big.
01:05:06Oh, biggest thing in my life.
01:05:08It's the key word here, life.
01:05:11Could be.
01:05:13Definitely could be.
01:05:14You don't want to do anything drastic, don't I?
01:05:17I mean, something you can't take back, you know?
01:05:19Finally.
01:05:20Well, you mean something I'll regret.
01:05:23You have to think of those who love you.
01:05:25I mean, think of your friends.
01:05:25Why my friends?
01:05:28Because your actions affect them.
01:05:31Oh, I'll give you that.
01:05:33Yeah.
01:05:33One should always think of one's friends before considering certain things.
01:05:38Ah, that's profound of you, buddy.
01:05:40I suppose that, uh, certain things would test the limit of our friendship, wouldn't you think?
01:05:44Exactly.
01:05:45Exactly.
01:05:47Are we getting out a little far?
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:50Yeah, buddy, we're getting out a little far.
01:05:51Frank?
01:05:56Buddy?
01:06:00What the hell are we doing here, Frank?
01:06:02I think you know.
01:06:04I won't let you.
01:06:05Yeah?
01:06:07Why don't you try and stop me?
01:06:08Go ahead.
01:06:09Where the hell did you get that?
01:06:10Who cares?
01:06:11I'm not shooting blanks this time.
01:06:12Put it down.
01:06:13We can talk about this, can't we?
01:06:15Oh, let's just cut the shit.
01:06:16We both don't have a score.
01:06:17I'll start whimpering now.
01:06:18Whimpering?
01:06:19Hey, it's your decision.
01:06:20Oh, that's generous of you.
01:06:22It doesn't mean I agree with it.
01:06:24Well, I would hope not.
01:06:26Look, you can't do this to me or you.
01:06:28I won't let you.
01:06:29You're gonna have to shoot me first.
01:06:30There's a hell of an argument.
01:06:32Oh, give me that.
01:06:40Shoot any first who's at the figure of speech.
01:06:43Oh, shit.
01:06:44Oh, that went all the way through.
01:06:45I admit I don't think it's smart to put holes in things that sink or breathe, but you are the one with the gun.
01:06:49I can appreciate that.
01:06:51You looking for something?
01:06:52A life jacket!
01:06:57Stop it, bitch!
01:07:01Frank!
01:07:02Frank!
01:07:04Frank, what the hell's going on?
01:07:07Frank!
01:07:07Frank!
01:07:09They're just dancing, Mommy.
01:07:11Be right.
01:07:11We've got to get help.
01:07:16Come on.
01:07:22There!
01:07:23Go ahead.
01:07:24Commit suicide now.
01:07:26Suicide?
01:07:27You think I'm trying to commit suicide?
01:07:29Yeah?
01:07:30You're impossibly stupid, man.
01:07:32You philandering, dumber, murder!
01:07:38I'm trying to commit murder, you idiot!
01:07:45Yeah, yeah, a boat.
01:07:46Um, I don't know.
01:07:49Yeah, I heard a rifle shot.
01:07:51You need to get out here now, okay?
01:07:53Yeah.
01:07:54Yeah, okay.
01:07:57Sweetie, they need you to stay in the cabin, okay?
01:07:59Just stay here.
01:08:29Hey, don't worry, you still have a chance to freeze to death.
01:08:51I'll kill you.
01:08:52If I knew what you would obviously know, they'd want to kill me.
01:09:03That's understanding.
01:09:05I'm sorry.
01:09:10Fuck you.
01:09:22This is Alan.
01:09:26You'd best wait inside.
01:09:28Have you found them yet?
01:09:30When I know something, you'll know something.
01:09:32Please, wait inside.
01:09:41Do you even know where the hell we're going?
01:09:44There's a footbridge up ahead.
01:09:47It can't happen some while from that.
01:09:48You're right.
01:09:49Oh.
01:09:51Bye.
01:10:09Bye.
01:10:11Bye.
01:10:12Bye.
01:10:13Bye.
01:10:14Bye.
01:10:15Bye.
01:10:15Bye.
01:10:17Bye.
01:10:17Bye.
01:10:18They're searching first.
01:10:23How do they know we're here?
01:10:25I told Susan.
01:10:28Do you love her?
01:10:33Does it matter?
01:10:38And Jessie?
01:10:41She's just a kid.
01:10:47What does that mean, buddy?
01:10:52I hardly know her.
01:11:00What now?
01:11:06I thought if I did everything for the now,
01:11:10that I could forget the past, and the past is who I am.
01:11:16And I just... I don't... I...
01:11:19How am I supposed to go back to Susan if I don't know how to forgive her?
01:11:27Look, um...
01:11:29I'm gonna disappear. Just, look, tell them that you lost me, okay?
01:11:35No, Frank. No, I won't.
01:11:38Yeah. No.
01:11:39Yeah, don't you owe me that!
01:11:40Oh, you? I don't owe you anything!
01:11:42You fool!
01:11:44You know what? You're a freaking idiot!
01:11:50I... I wish Susan had picked me.
01:11:53I wish Susan loved me.
01:11:55I wish Jessie thought of me as her father.
01:11:58But all they do is love you.
01:12:04God, I even love you.
01:12:06I'm... I'm cold. I'm wet.
01:12:09I'm past feeling sad for anyone but myself.
01:12:11So, you know, stay out here if you want.
01:12:13Become one with nature. Go hunt Bigfoot.
01:12:15But I'm going back into the cabin and getting warm.
01:12:18God.
01:12:41The clock will ring just like a bell.
01:12:48The greener eyes dropped out and fell everywhere.
01:13:00But I don't care.
01:13:03I can see...
01:13:04They're coming over here!
01:13:07Let me get a blanket!
01:13:08That she's made of something else entirely.
01:13:13Has she completely gone crazy?
01:13:26She kissed me back...
01:13:29Where's Mr. Allen?
01:13:30And ran...
01:13:34It's complicated.
01:13:35She's my electric harmony.
01:13:36She's my electric harmony.
01:13:38And I'm her...
01:13:42Little paper tree.
01:13:44She looks me up...
01:13:45And down again.
01:13:46She always ends...
01:13:47Where I begin.
01:13:48She's my electric...
01:13:49She's my electric harmony.
01:14:03He's my electric harmony.
01:14:33He's my electric harmony.
01:15:03He's my electric harmony.
01:15:33You ever hear of chaos theory, Ed?
01:15:48It's a science.
01:15:50It tries to determine underlying patterns in chaotic systems, weather, ocean currents, blood flow, that sort of thing.
01:15:57Well, it turns out that there are a few things more chaotic than the beat of a human heart.
01:16:04Speeding up, slowing down, pretty face, flight of stairs.
01:16:08It's always changing depending on what's happening to us out there.
01:16:12It's an erratic son of a bitch.
01:16:13But underneath all of that bump-it-a-bump mess, there is in fact a pattern, a truth, and it's love.
01:16:22The most important thing about love is that we choose to give it and we choose to receive it, making it the least random act in the entire universe.
01:16:34It transcends blood.
01:16:35It transcends betrayal and all of the dirt that makes us human.
01:16:39And if you can figure that out, the Jake Lees of the world got nothing on you.
01:16:46Now, what's all this about?
01:16:49Uh-oh.
01:16:49Poor Ed.
01:16:50Has Frank been torturing you in tales of love and war?
01:16:52Yes, ma'am.
01:16:53Right.
01:16:53You're gonna be late.
01:16:54Uh, I'll see you in there.
01:17:01Thanks.
01:17:07Have you been bad?
01:17:08No.
01:17:14A little bit.
01:17:17Come on, let's go.
01:17:18Monster.
01:17:18We're gonna be late.
01:17:24You're beautiful.
01:17:35I'm nervous, Daddy.
01:17:37Jake loves you very much.
01:17:39Ed.
01:17:40He loves you too, honey.
01:17:40Come to me, I'll be your wishing well.
01:17:45Cigarettes to save you.
01:17:48I'm a little lonely, can't you tell?
01:17:51Waiting on your rescue.
01:17:53For all my dreams, all my schemes, there was never anyone to stand next to.
01:18:02So, baby, have I got you.
01:18:08Running around in the last place, trying to keep a steady pace.
01:18:13We have been invited here.
01:18:14What I've got to give or give up.
01:18:17Fools and thieves can keep on wishing good luck.
01:18:20Calling you to say that I'm gonna be anywhere you want.
01:18:25Tonight and forever, coming home to take, take.
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