- 3 months ago
An underachieving pizza delivery guy finally asks out a beautiful female customer, only to be chased by two wannabe thugs with a kidnapping scheme
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00:00:00Come on, you coward.
00:00:17Look at me in the eye when I'm talking to you!
00:00:22I don't like what's taking over.
00:00:27I said, look at me.
00:00:31I'm gonna blow your brains all over the floor.
00:00:42Okay, now you give it a shot.
00:00:47Come on, man, you can do it.
00:00:50I can't.
00:00:54It just feels wrong.
00:00:59You gotta do this, all right?
00:01:01We're gonna be in situations where you gotta do this.
00:01:05I know.
00:01:07Ooh.
00:01:09It's just hard for me.
00:01:12All right, Brendan.
00:01:14You gotta get mean because we're at the gym.
00:01:16Great reps.
00:01:17Yeah.
00:01:23What are you doing?
00:01:24Gotta shake myself up!
00:01:26Yeah.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:28Yeah.
00:01:29Yeah.
00:01:30Yeah.
00:01:34Yeah!
00:01:35Yeah!
00:01:38Yeah!
00:01:41Yeah!
00:01:43Here, please, don't wait down to his face.
00:01:48Okay, no more excuses.
00:02:12No more bumbling, fumbling crap.
00:02:14Today is the day.
00:02:16Today's the day I...
00:02:18Of course she sees me.
00:02:35Oh no, she's coming over.
00:02:37Hey, can I tell you something?
00:02:40Sup?
00:02:40You know, I only really use your roommate Frankie to get closer to you.
00:02:45Oh, temptation.
00:02:46But I cannot.
00:02:48You see, my heart belongs to another.
00:02:51Oh, she's so lucky.
00:03:07Sup?
00:03:08Well, that went well.
00:03:16Um, I got your roommate wet.
00:03:35Why are you on the couch?
00:03:38Because you're in my bed with some chick.
00:03:39Sorry, dude.
00:03:47Frankie.
00:03:47How do you do it, man?
00:03:50You don't want to know.
00:03:52Can I use your car?
00:03:53Ah!
00:03:54Ah, my back!
00:03:57Oh, I'm so sorry from sleeping on the couch.
00:03:59Keys are in the bowl.
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:05I'm so sorry, babe.
00:04:20I'm sorry.
00:04:21I'm so sorry, babe.
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:30Oh.
00:04:53What up, girls?
00:04:54How you doing?
00:05:00I didn't know it was so bad.
00:05:23No way.
00:05:25Oh, Starkey, we were just talking about you.
00:05:28Hey, you hungry?
00:05:30Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:05:32Touchdown.
00:05:43Can I help you?
00:05:44Uh, she ordered yet?
00:05:45Are you stupid?
00:05:46Sometimes she orders early.
00:05:48It's Thursday.
00:05:48She orders on Fridays.
00:05:50Just checking.
00:05:51You won't be getting her anyway.
00:05:54What do you mean?
00:05:55I mean, you're not getting her.
00:05:57Merrick claimed her.
00:05:58What?
00:05:59Hey, don't pout my personal space.
00:06:01Take it up with Merrick.
00:06:05Yeah, if you say so.
00:06:06No, no, no, no, wait.
00:06:07Wait, wait, wait.
00:06:10Bianca!
00:06:11Hey, Fing.
00:06:13How are you?
00:06:14I'm fantastic.
00:06:16How are you?
00:06:17What?
00:06:19Bianca said you wanted her delivery.
00:06:20Did you take it?
00:06:21Ooh, delivery.
00:06:23Nagda's.
00:06:25Yeah, I did.
00:06:26You got a problem with that?
00:06:28Usually I take her.
00:06:29That's why I took her.
00:06:30Because I figured it was my turn.
00:06:31She doesn't want...
00:06:32Oh, I see.
00:06:34She wants you to deliver the pizza.
00:06:38You like this girl, do you?
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:42Yeah.
00:06:45What would you give up for?
00:06:47What do you want?
00:06:49Four.
00:06:50Four of yours this week.
00:06:52That's not really fair, Merrick.
00:06:53No, it's not fair, but I'm the boss and that's the way it works.
00:06:56Fine.
00:06:57Fine.
00:06:58Fine.
00:06:59On top of that, you guys.
00:07:01Jeez!
00:07:02Hey, don't do that.
00:07:04Alright.
00:07:05He's gonna shadow you tonight, and he's gonna shadow you tomorrow.
00:07:10Yeah?
00:07:11Okay.
00:07:12And you can deliver your pizza.
00:07:15Okay?
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:17Okay.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:20Hey, man.
00:07:21I'm Rudy.
00:07:22Nice to meet you.
00:07:23You left me just hanging there.
00:07:27Go shadow him.
00:07:29Ever had a chick answer the door naked?
00:07:31No.
00:07:32Close, though.
00:07:33I had this really good-looking girl answer the door wearing tiniest towel.
00:07:37Not even big enough to cover all the goods, if you know what I mean.
00:07:39Yeah, man.
00:07:40That's what I want.
00:07:41I want that.
00:07:42You know, and then she drops the money.
00:07:44She knows she can't bend over to pick it up without you catching something slip out at
00:07:48either end.
00:07:49You know, but, you're a gentleman.
00:07:50You pick it up for her, you still get a flash of her.
00:07:53Hoo-ha!
00:07:54You're an ironic gentleman.
00:07:57Ah, come on.
00:07:58That was just an example.
00:07:59Randolph.
00:08:00Isaac!
00:08:01Fing!
00:08:02Hey!
00:08:03Hey!
00:08:04Hey!
00:08:05Oh.
00:08:06Oh.
00:08:07Who's your friend?
00:08:08Oh, it's my...
00:08:09Rudy.
00:08:10Rudy.
00:08:11Yeah.
00:08:12It's so good to see both of you guys.
00:08:18Did you hear about the tragedy at the hospital this weekend?
00:08:20Nope.
00:08:21Yeah, I heard about it.
00:08:22That shit's totally preventable, guys.
00:08:24Doesn't need to happen.
00:08:25So what you got going on today, Fing?
00:08:27You gotta give it up, buddy.
00:08:29Huh?
00:08:30It's in you to give.
00:08:32Blood!
00:08:33There's an emergency blood clinic just a couple blocks from here.
00:08:37What time do you want us there?
00:08:38How about lunch time?
00:08:39Okie dokie.
00:08:41You're a good man, Ike.
00:08:44Gotta protect the community, huh?
00:08:49Why don't you give him a high five?
00:08:54I don't know.
00:08:55He just creeps me out a bit.
00:08:56What?
00:08:57He's like the nicest guy in the world.
00:08:58He's pretty weird.
00:08:59You're weird.
00:09:00What, this is your ride?
00:09:01Yep.
00:09:02Oh, sick man!
00:09:03Oh, I just wanna...
00:09:04Hey, hey, don't do that.
00:09:05Don't.
00:09:06Stop.
00:09:07Stop.
00:09:08Stop.
00:09:09Don't do that.
00:09:10I'll do that.
00:09:11Guard the car.
00:09:12Guard the car.
00:09:27You're supposed to...
00:09:40Guard the car. You're supposed to be training me.
00:09:43I don't hear you guarding.
00:09:49Sick.
00:09:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:56One large Hawaiian?
00:09:57Oh, thank God. It's a war zone in here.
00:09:59Give me a second. I can't get my purse.
00:10:01Twist down! Have you seen my purse?
00:10:04Don't you mess with me right now!
00:10:06Oh, here. Sorry. Come on.
00:10:07Yeah, take your time. Don't panic.
00:10:09Oh, little bastard.
00:10:13Give me my purse. Get back here, Tristan!
00:10:15Little bastard.
00:10:17Come here.
00:10:20Oh, look what you made him do.
00:10:22Hey, let me get my bullet.
00:10:27Tristan.
00:10:30What?
00:10:31No, you're not getting any...
00:10:33Oh, you hold him for a second.
00:10:35I gotta find my money.
00:10:36Mm-hmm.
00:10:38Okay, thanks.
00:10:39Good.
00:10:40Oh, wow.
00:10:41What's that?
00:10:42Uh...
00:10:43Uh...
00:10:44Come on, guy. What do I owe?
00:10:45Uh, 19... titty? 50?
00:10:4719...
00:10:50Can I have my baby back?
00:10:51Oh, sure.
00:10:52Oh, my God!
00:10:54You pressed your breast into me.
00:10:57My husband's gonna hear about this!
00:10:59No!
00:11:02You did it!
00:11:14What's going on?
00:11:15What's going on?
00:11:29Okay, we gotta work on your tough guy.
00:11:31Say...
00:11:32Do it, you little gay chicken shit!
00:11:35Uh, do it, gay chicken!
00:11:37Really?
00:11:39With some conviction.
00:11:41Or you're dead, homo!
00:11:42Does it have to be a homosexual slur?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46You're the sidekick.
00:11:47You're supposed to listen.
00:11:49I have a lot of gay friends.
00:11:52I had to listen when I was a sidekick.
00:11:55They're really good people.
00:11:56Hey, say whatever you want!
00:11:57Just make sure he listens!
00:12:00Assface!
00:12:02Okay, put the jewelry in the bag right now!
00:12:07Or else...
00:12:08Or else I'm gonna shoot you!
00:12:12With this gun!
00:12:14Right in the face!
00:12:15That's good.
00:12:16Very scary.
00:12:17Yes!
00:12:20In the bag.
00:12:21In the bag.
00:12:24Yeah, quicker.
00:12:25Move it.
00:12:28Yeah.
00:12:31I came.
00:12:32Oh, you came!
00:12:33So good to see you, man!
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35Have you ever given blood before?
00:12:36No, never.
00:12:37Even better!
00:12:38Virgin blood!
00:12:39Huh.
00:12:41I'm not given blood.
00:12:42Come on, let's do this!
00:12:43Let's save a life!
00:12:44Come on.
00:12:45No, no, no, man.
00:12:46I...
00:12:47I...
00:12:48I...
00:12:49I...
00:12:50I...
00:12:51I...
00:12:52I...
00:12:53I...
00:12:54I...
00:12:55I...
00:12:56I...
00:12:57I...
00:12:58I...
00:12:59I...
00:13:00I...
00:13:01I...
00:13:02I...
00:13:03I...
00:13:04I...
00:13:05I...
00:13:06Got it...
00:13:07Right this way, Ike.
00:13:08Hey.
00:13:09There's nothing to be nervous about when given blood.
00:13:10Right this way, Ike.
00:13:14Hey, there's nothing to be nervous about when giving blood.
00:13:17I'm fine. It's heroic.
00:13:19Got a hero here, Jack!
00:13:21Whoa, whoa. Right on.
00:13:23A real-life hero. I like that.
00:13:25You're in good hands, pal. Don't you worry about a thing, okay?
00:13:27Hook the hero up.
00:13:28No problem. You got it.
00:13:30Come on in, pal. Take a seat. Make yourself comfortable, okay?
00:13:35Okay. So, you ever given blood before?
00:13:39Uh, no. First time.
00:13:41Okay, wow. How do you know a thing?
00:13:43Uh, I live in the same city. He's into everything, isn't he?
00:13:47He sure is. A little overzealous if you ask me.
00:13:50Yeah, you can say that.
00:13:51So, okay. Nice and easy.
00:13:54Okay.
00:13:56There you go.
00:13:59Thanks.
00:14:01Very well done, Ike. You are my hero indeed.
00:14:04That's it, pal. You're good.
00:14:05Get back, relax, and I'll be back in just a little bit.
00:14:08I hate. I hate needles.
00:14:14Why'd you make us come here again?
00:14:16You don't understand. If Fing wants you to do something, you just do it.
00:14:19Or you'll hear about it for the rest of your life.
00:14:21Screw that. I'm gonna steal a cookie.
00:14:23What?
00:14:24Get me one.
00:14:37Come on, right this way.
00:14:41Good luck.
00:14:42You ready to give some blood?
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:44Right this way.
00:14:57Holy shit, is he okay?
00:14:58He's just fine. This happens all the time. No problem at all. Just relax.
00:15:03What's going on?
00:15:04You're okay, Ike.
00:15:05Just a little hole in the bag. Hold still, please.
00:15:08There you go, buddy. Put a little pressure on that.
00:15:11You got it.
00:15:12Okay. You should be good.
00:15:14Sorry about the mess, and sorry about the bag breaking, but make sure you grab a cookie on the way out.
00:15:19Okay, pal?
00:15:20Okay, pal.
00:15:21If there's any left.
00:15:50I might be cold too.
00:15:52But what's going on?
00:15:53I've got it.
00:15:54Okay, pal.
00:16:16It looks dry.
00:16:45What is it?
00:16:47I won a free trip to China.
00:16:50What?
00:16:51Hey!
00:16:52What contest was this?
00:16:53I don't know.
00:16:58You asked Magda yet?
00:17:00Yep.
00:17:01You're lying.
00:17:02What am I going to do in China?
00:17:03What are you not going to do in China?
00:17:05Communicate.
00:17:06Everybody speaks English, Ike.
00:17:07I know a bunch here that don't even speak English good.
00:17:10Besides, I might have plans with Magda.
00:17:12Oh yeah?
00:17:13What kind of plans?
00:17:14Serious ones.
00:17:15You haven't talked about shit with Magda.
00:17:18Of course not.
00:17:19That's disgusting.
00:17:20Quit being stupid.
00:17:21Take the damn trip.
00:17:22Expand your horizons.
00:17:24Expand your horizons.
00:17:25I'll sell it to you.
00:17:29I can afford a trip to China.
00:17:31You deliver pizzas and I'm not saying that's a bad thing.
00:17:34It's a bad thing.
00:17:35I'm just saying some cultural enhancement might be appealing to someone like Magda.
00:17:40Magda thinks I'm plenty appealing.
00:17:41You're a nice guy, Ike.
00:17:43That doesn't get chicks going.
00:17:44Chicks like confident guys.
00:17:46They like worldly, well-traveled guys.
00:17:48You don't know anything about Magda.
00:17:49I know women.
00:17:50She's not like the women you get.
00:17:52Okay, Ike.
00:17:54Are you going to tell me your secret?
00:17:59No.
00:18:00Are you going to buy my trip?
00:18:01No.
00:18:02Can I have my breakfast back?
00:18:10You don't got lots going on right now?
00:18:12Nothing.
00:18:13You should change that.
00:18:17Just so you know, I'm not cool with this.
00:18:19I'm aware of that.
00:18:21Also, I don't like you anymore.
00:18:23I had no idea you liked me before.
00:18:25Anything else?
00:18:26Yes, actually.
00:18:27I'm just torn about telling you this though.
00:18:29Why?
00:18:30What is it?
00:18:31Because on the one hand it could be funny if someone beat you down and you had no idea
00:18:35it was coming.
00:18:36Why would someone want to beat me?
00:18:38I don't know, Ike.
00:18:39You tell me.
00:18:40Maybe it's because you're out there grabbing titties on your deliveries.
00:18:44What?
00:18:45Someone said that?
00:18:47Why would someone say that, Ike?
00:18:49I don't know.
00:18:50What did she say?
00:18:51He.
00:18:52Douchebag.
00:18:53He.
00:18:54And he also said he plans on bumping into you real soon.
00:18:57Bullshit.
00:19:00What did he sound like?
00:19:02Fig.
00:19:04Me.
00:19:06Thanks, Bianca.
00:19:07You're real swell.
00:19:08You're welcome.
00:19:09Her words.
00:19:13Whose titties did you grab?
00:19:19It doesn't usually work like that.
00:19:23Well, when will you know?
00:19:26Okay.
00:19:27Yeah.
00:19:28I'll expect your call.
00:19:31Jeez.
00:19:33So?
00:19:34You gotta give me space when I'm on the phone.
00:19:36Is it a job?
00:19:39Oh, I got you.
00:19:42Okay.
00:19:43It's for you.
00:19:45Thank you very much.
00:19:47Can I get a glass of water for the road?
00:19:49Please.
00:19:51I thought you said this would mostly be stealing.
00:19:53What is mostly stealing?
00:19:55Plus a few other things?
00:19:57I don't think we should do other things.
00:20:01Just steal?
00:20:02Well, yeah.
00:20:03Just steal.
00:20:06Could we just shake him around?
00:20:09You've got battery, intent for bodily harm, and aggravated assault.
00:20:14Ugh.
00:20:14I don't think I could do this job.
00:20:17Hey, Brennan.
00:20:18When I started out, I was nervous too.
00:20:20Yeah.
00:20:21But don't worry.
00:20:22You had a good teacher.
00:20:25You can't leave this lying around.
00:20:28Put that shit away.
00:20:32Okay.
00:20:35So, are you gonna tell me?
00:20:36What?
00:20:38Why this guy wants to kidnap someone.
00:20:41I don't know.
00:20:43What do you mean you don't know?
00:20:44What's up with this guy?
00:20:48Yakety yak yak, you guys sound like two Marys.
00:20:50I don't mean to be rude, but you, I think, may have picked up my honey.
00:20:56Okay, buddy?
00:20:58Why don't you get out of here?
00:21:02Get out of here?
00:21:02No, I'm telling you, I think you may have picked up my hundred dollar bill.
00:21:08I'm telling you that maybe you saw me pick up something else.
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11Okay.
00:21:15Hey, no problem, pal.
00:21:16Okay.
00:21:18So, why are we kidnapping someone?
00:21:21I thought you needed the money.
00:21:23I need the money.
00:21:24I need the money.
00:21:26But I still have my ethics.
00:21:30Okay, alright.
00:21:31I'll tell you what.
00:21:33If he calls back, I'll ask him.
00:21:37Okay, listen to me very carefully, okay, dude?
00:21:40I want my money.
00:21:41Do you understand what I'm trying to do?
00:21:43Get out of here.
00:21:44You can ask me one more time.
00:21:48How's that, huh?
00:21:51Okay.
00:21:52Take the money, man.
00:21:54Yeah, just keep doing it.
00:21:56Alright?
00:21:56You don't want to be doing this, okay?
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:01You don't want to be doing this, okay?
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:08Drink!
00:22:13Come here.
00:22:15Here.
00:22:17Sure about that?
00:22:20Thanks, dickhead.
00:22:25Brennan!
00:22:26Alright.
00:22:27There.
00:22:27Ah.
00:22:28Oh, okay.
00:22:29That one...
00:22:33Okay, cool.
00:22:36Okay, cool.
00:22:41Okay.
00:22:43Let's go.
00:22:44I still don't get it, man. How do you drive a car like that?
00:22:59It's none of your business.
00:23:00You know, I'd sleep with you to drive that.
00:23:02Give me the bag.
00:23:04Oh, snap, man. Why would you do that?
00:23:07Pick it up.
00:23:14I killed the pizza, man. It's dead.
00:23:23No problem.
00:23:25You're late, pig face.
00:23:27Not my name. Two rodeo classics, four ranch, four cheese sauce.
00:23:31Is that the pizza?
00:23:32My God, you are ugly.
00:23:35That'll be $42.69.
00:23:37Hey, bring that pizza in here.
00:23:39Hey, old pig face.
00:23:41Who's your boyfriend?
00:23:44Please don't flick garbage in my face.
00:23:47Please don't flick garbage in my boyfriend's face.
00:23:50Hey, I'm hungry.
00:23:52That's soup.
00:23:58Aren't you the guy who smashed our last pie?
00:24:01That's not accurate, sir.
00:24:03It was you. It was you, pig face.
00:24:05No, you're the guy. Open the bag.
00:24:07Payment first, or I dropped the bag.
00:24:13Give me the bag.
00:24:14Let it go, moron.
00:24:21Well, cash credit or debit.
00:24:23You're not getting tipped.
00:24:25Huge surprise.
00:24:26You guys usually tip so well.
00:24:27All right, all right.
00:24:29I got a little something for you.
00:24:31Fuck.
00:24:32That burns!
00:24:33Ugh.
00:24:34Ugh.
00:24:35Ugh.
00:24:36Ugh.
00:24:37Ugh.
00:24:38Ugh.
00:24:39Ugh.
00:24:40Dude, I can actually smell his balls on your face right now.
00:24:47I don't want to talk about it.
00:24:48Ugh.
00:24:49Ugh.
00:24:50Ugh.
00:24:51Ugh.
00:24:52Ugh.
00:24:53Ugh.
00:24:54Ugh.
00:24:55Ugh.
00:24:56Oh, dude, I can actually smell his balls on your face right now.
00:25:06I don't want to talk about it.
00:25:11Oh, all right.
00:25:12Oh, God.
00:25:13It's so pungent.
00:25:15You look nervous.
00:25:16What?
00:25:17I was...
00:25:18I'm always looking.
00:25:19You really gonna ask her out?
00:25:20Of course.
00:25:21I'm gonna ask her out.
00:25:22Just...
00:25:23I'm...
00:25:24Right.
00:25:25At least...
00:25:26No, okay.
00:25:27Don't...
00:25:28Don't...
00:25:29Don't touch me.
00:25:30Okay.
00:25:31Okay.
00:25:32Okay.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:36Okay.
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:38Okay.
00:25:39Okay.
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:44Okay.
00:25:45Don't touch me.
00:25:46Okay.
00:25:47Okay.
00:25:48That's it.
00:25:49Get that ankle right.
00:25:50I'm gonna do it.
00:25:51Are you?
00:25:52I'm gonna do it.
00:25:53Don't...
00:25:54I was gonna do it.
00:25:56Hey.
00:25:57Hi, boys.
00:26:03Oh.
00:26:04Yeah.
00:26:05One medium Mediterranean sub goat cheese with...
00:26:08What's the damage?
00:26:09Uh, 1650.
00:26:10There you go.
00:26:11You can keep the change.
00:26:13And I'm Magda.
00:26:14It's nice to meet you.
00:26:15There's...
00:26:16There's your pizza.
00:26:17Oh.
00:26:18Love where you will.
00:26:19Thanks.
00:26:20It was great seeing you.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:22See ya.
00:26:23Oh.
00:26:24Bye.
00:26:25Bye.
00:26:26Bye.
00:26:27Bye.
00:26:28Bye.
00:26:29Bye.
00:26:30So that's how you ask out a girl.
00:26:31Bye.
00:26:32Bye.
00:26:33Bye.
00:26:34Bye.
00:26:35Bye.
00:26:36Bye.
00:26:37Bye.
00:26:38Bye.
00:26:39Bye.
00:26:40Bye.
00:26:41Bye.
00:26:42So that's how you ask out a girl.
00:27:01Bye.
00:27:02Bye.
00:27:03Bye.
00:27:04Bye.
00:27:05Bye.
00:27:06Bye.
00:27:07Bye.
00:27:08Bye.
00:27:09Bye.
00:27:10Bye.
00:27:11You can keep saying that.
00:27:12I was gonna ask her out.
00:27:13You gotta plant the seed.
00:27:15Uh...
00:27:16Hey, dickheads!
00:27:19You talking to us?
00:27:20Oh, yeah.
00:27:21I'm talking to both you dickheads.
00:27:23Yeah, you, uh...
00:27:25Hit me in the head with your banana peel gum.
00:27:27Oh, I did.
00:27:28I didn't mean that.
00:27:29I'm sorry.
00:27:30Hey.
00:27:31Hey, you...
00:27:32You're that guy from the blood bank, right?
00:27:34Yeah, yeah.
00:27:35Yeah, yeah.
00:27:36Hey, what the hell?
00:27:38Okay, calm down.
00:27:39This guy just needs a lesson in manners.
00:27:41And Skechers just the one to teach it to him.
00:27:44He said he was sorry.
00:27:47Oh, okay.
00:27:49Ow.
00:27:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:53Did that hurt?
00:27:54No?
00:27:57No?
00:27:58Yeah, man!
00:27:59I'm the guy from the clinic, man!
00:28:01He said he was sorry.
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:06Oh!
00:28:07Oh!
00:28:08This one.
00:28:09It's gonna hurt.
00:28:11What are you doing?
00:28:12Get off of it.
00:28:13Get off of it.
00:28:14You're drunk, Jack.
00:28:15Piss off, Frank!
00:28:16Hey!
00:28:17I SAID GO HOME, YOU UNDERSTAND?
00:28:26Yeah, I UNDERSTAND, MAN.
00:28:29Hey!
00:28:30This isn't over.
00:28:33Get some sleep.
00:28:34Hey, why don't you get some sleep, man?
00:28:39What's the matter with him?
00:28:41Jack's not a bad guy.
00:28:44He just has a problem with the sauce.
00:28:46Yeah, no kidding.
00:28:49Rudy, are you alright?
00:28:51You alright?
00:28:52Yeah, it's okay.
00:28:53It's okay.
00:28:54Deep breaths.
00:28:55Deep breaths.
00:28:56Alright?
00:29:00Alright?
00:29:01Better?
00:29:03Thanks, Jack.
00:29:04I appreciate it.
00:29:05Don't thank me.
00:29:06We're both lucky Fing showed up.
00:29:08Thanks, both of you.
00:29:09I just don't do too well getting smacked, right?
00:29:11Of course!
00:29:12That's understandable.
00:29:13With AIDS, you can't risk bleeding.
00:29:16You sure you're okay?
00:29:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:22I'm fine.
00:29:23Mostly.
00:29:25Still the problem with the heart?
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:30Dude!
00:29:31Come on, you gotta ask her out!
00:29:33She's out of my league, man.
00:29:35Are you kidding me?
00:29:36You're a big league hitter.
00:29:37Girl would be crazy not to get her hands on some Ike.
00:29:40Alright.
00:29:41Are you sure everything's still okay?
00:29:43Yeah, I'm fine.
00:29:44Why do you keep asking?
00:29:46You just don't seem like yourself lately.
00:29:49Or, you don't like me anymore.
00:29:53I like you Fing.
00:29:54You get a little intense sometimes, but I like you.
00:29:57Intense?
00:29:58How?
00:29:59You know, like, you always ask people to do stuff.
00:30:03The bake sales, the bottle drives, the donor stuff.
00:30:07It's always something, right?
00:30:08What if it was me in the hospital that needed blood?
00:30:10Or you?
00:30:11I would hope there was lots of blood in the blood bank.
00:30:13And how does that blood get there?
00:30:14The donors?
00:30:15Yeah, donors.
00:30:16And how the orphans get warm blankets at Christmas time.
00:30:19You gave it to them.
00:30:21I gave it to them.
00:30:25Hey!
00:30:27Would you like a free trip to China?
00:30:34You won this?
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:36No, no, no. I can't take this.
00:30:47No, I want you to have it.
00:30:48Are you seriously going to make me take this?
00:30:50It's for you.
00:30:51For all the hard work you do in the community.
00:30:57No one's ever done anything like this for me before.
00:31:00Well, you deserve it.
00:31:06I know I get really intense sometimes.
00:31:11I just care so much about the community.
00:31:14You know?
00:31:15It's how you roll.
00:31:16And we're better because of it.
00:31:18Okay?
00:31:20Take care, buddy.
00:31:36Hello.
00:31:39Hello, sir.
00:31:40Your pizza has arrived.
00:31:44Pizza?
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:47Your pizza.
00:31:48One large chicken Tuscany with all this.
00:31:50Chicken?
00:31:51Yes.
00:31:52Your chicken pizza.
00:31:54You ordered a pizza, didn't you?
00:31:58Oh, now I remember.
00:32:01I'm sure y'all come on, Tom.
00:32:05Get your head straight.
00:32:08All I got is just some coins.
00:32:14I don't suppose that's going to cover it, is it?
00:32:18Uh, you know what?
00:32:21There is actually a special promo going on today, sir,
00:32:24for people living in this exact address.
00:32:26A promo?
00:32:27Yup.
00:32:30Your pizza is absolutely free.
00:32:34Absolutely free!
00:32:36That's right.
00:32:37That is wonderful!
00:32:39Thank you, young man.
00:32:40Hey.
00:32:41And you too, young fella.
00:32:43Thank you so much.
00:32:44You come back now, okay?
00:32:46Yeah, sure.
00:32:47Any time.
00:32:48Oh, and have some pizza.
00:32:49Oh, yeah, sure.
00:32:50Have a good one.
00:32:53Bye!
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55That's how it's done.
00:32:56Why would you give that old coup to free pizza?
00:32:58He's tricking you.
00:32:59Well, shut up.
00:33:00He's not tricking anyone.
00:33:04Free pizza.
00:33:05Look at that house.
00:33:18That's the guy.
00:33:19That's the guy.
00:33:20That guy?
00:33:21Did all that stuff to a woman?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24That's what the guy said.
00:33:25Didn't look the type.
00:33:26Why would he lie?
00:33:27Let's kidnap this little prick.
00:33:28Let's do it.
00:33:29Is this done?
00:33:30Excellent.
00:33:31Excellent.
00:33:32Excellent.
00:33:33Good.
00:33:34Good.
00:33:35Good.
00:33:36Good.
00:33:37Come on, man.
00:33:38Just let me go down.
00:33:39Not let's go down now.
00:33:40Just let me go down now.
00:33:41Good.
00:33:42What?
00:33:44Why don't you let me go down?
00:33:45What?
00:33:46What?
00:33:47What?
00:33:48What?
00:33:49What?
00:33:50I'm not going to say, it's a bit lower.
00:33:51What?
00:33:52What?
00:33:53Good.
00:34:06Come on, man, just let me do it.
00:34:07Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
00:34:08Careful with the goods.
00:34:11You really want to do this?
00:34:12Yes, man, I won't be giving it away, that's for sure.
00:34:15Come on, just let me...
00:34:16Do you think you're ready?
00:34:17Yes.
00:34:19You sure?
00:34:20I'm sure. Give me the bag.
00:34:23All right.
00:34:29You asked for it.
00:34:38Oh, hey.
00:34:40Hello.
00:34:42One medium meat lovers pizza?
00:34:46Yes, thank you.
00:34:47That was a very fast delivery.
00:34:49Yeah.
00:34:51Oh, my friend, I have money for you.
00:34:53Good.
00:34:54You know, this reminds me of a movie I saw last week.
00:34:57Oh, yeah?
00:34:58Oh.
00:34:59Please, a wee gentleman, pick that up for me.
00:35:02Is that for me?
00:35:18Ah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:19Laugh it up.
00:35:20Very funny.
00:35:21Very funny.
00:35:22Oh, my God, dude.
00:35:23That was so awesome.
00:35:24Yeah, almost as funny as it's gonna be when Bianca finds out you chickened out on Magda again.
00:35:33All right.
00:35:34I'll see you in a bit.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37The pizza joint's just up there.
00:35:38I'll see you in a few minutes.
00:35:39What are you...
00:35:40Are you serious?
00:35:42Where are you going?
00:35:43You're the best.
00:35:48Love you too, Ike.
00:35:49Tell them Merrick.
00:36:05Thank you, I will.
00:36:12Hey, sicko.
00:36:13What?
00:36:15It's time to pay the piper.
00:36:17I don't think I know you.
00:36:18No, he's, uh, he's just kidding.
00:36:20Relax, relax.
00:36:22We just want to talk to you.
00:36:23About what?
00:36:24About keeping your hands to yourself?
00:36:25What are you doing?
00:36:26Kidnap it!
00:36:41Oh, my God!
00:36:43Oh, my God!
00:36:45Hey!
00:36:46What are you doing leaving Rudy out on the road like that?
00:36:48I can't do it.
00:36:49So, you just dropped Rudy off, huh?
00:36:51What?
00:36:52Yes.
00:36:54No.
00:36:55What?
00:36:56I told you to train him.
00:36:57He's drained.
00:36:58He's fine.
00:36:59He's fine.
00:37:00I can't do it.
00:37:02So, you just dropped Rudy off, huh?
00:37:06What?
00:37:07Yes.
00:37:08No.
00:37:09What?
00:37:10He's trained. He's fine. He knows what to do.
00:37:13I heard, uh...
00:37:15I heard, uh, what you did with Rudy.
00:37:18And the exhibitionist.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:29You can come to my party, okay?
00:37:31I...
00:37:34You're not a gay, are you?
00:37:36No, I'm not a gay.
00:37:40I love dresses.
00:37:42High-five.
00:37:43High-five, high-five!
00:38:05I love you.
00:38:07Drink!
00:38:08Drink!
00:38:09Drink!
00:38:10Drink!
00:38:11Drink!
00:38:12Drink!
00:38:13Drink!
00:38:14Drink!
00:38:15Drink!
00:38:16Drink!
00:38:17Drink!
00:38:18Oh, that's the one.
00:38:19Hey, hey, hey.
00:38:20Hands.
00:38:21Hands are all on the table.
00:38:22No hands on the table, you know that.
00:38:23That's bullshit.
00:38:24Ah!
00:38:25Bad word.
00:38:26No beer.
00:38:27You never said that was a rule.
00:38:28Okay, it's a rule.
00:38:29You happy now?
00:38:30Get your hands off the table and drink.
00:38:31Drink!
00:38:32Drink, you dog!
00:38:33Drink like the dog you are!
00:38:34Drink!
00:38:35Drink!
00:38:36Drink!
00:38:37Drink!
00:38:38Hey, be steady!
00:38:39Oh!
00:38:40Pew!
00:38:41Pew!
00:38:42Pew!
00:38:43Pew!
00:38:44Aw, come on, Rudy boy.
00:38:45Aw, come on, you need another drink, buddy.
00:38:48Hey, hold on a sec.
00:38:49Oh, he's a lizard!
00:38:50No, he's a lizard!
00:38:51Oh, my, he, he.
00:38:52Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:38:53UGH!
00:38:54Why this guy's a lizard?
00:38:55Ah, ha!
00:38:56Oh, my!
00:38:58Huh.
00:38:59Oh, my.
00:39:21Hey, it's the guy.
00:39:23Merrick's completely insane, man.
00:39:26I would've been safer with those thugs.
00:39:29Yeah, man.
00:39:30Wait, what thugs?
00:39:32Yo, what do you think of Magda?
00:39:35You should just ask her out, man.
00:39:37No.
00:39:38Just do it.
00:39:39It's not that easy.
00:39:40It's exactly that easy.
00:39:42What's the worst that can happen?
00:39:44She says no.
00:39:46So?
00:39:47What's, like, who cares, man?
00:39:50How many no's do you think I've gotten from chicks?
00:39:53Thousands.
00:39:55Thousands.
00:39:56Fuck yourself.
00:40:00Hey, hey.
00:40:02Do you think she's out of my league?
00:40:04For sure she's out of your league.
00:40:08But, but, but, but, man.
00:40:10Hotter chicks have been with worse guys.
00:40:13Right?
00:40:14I'll take that.
00:40:15It'll be okay.
00:40:16Oh, hello.
00:40:17I didn't realize you were already here.
00:40:30Huh?
00:40:31I'm Candy.
00:40:32Oh, thanks.
00:40:33Her friend told me you were a little shit.
00:40:36My friend?
00:40:37Huh?
00:40:38Oh, okay.
00:40:39Um, uh-huh.
00:40:40Ah!
00:40:41Oh, okay.
00:40:42Oh, that's nice.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:45What's it getting back for?
00:40:48Oh!
00:40:49Frankie said if I primed you up properly soon, you'd be taking it like a champ.
00:40:54Strange way to put it.
00:40:55Oh, whatcha doing?
00:40:56You must be pretty kinky deep down, huh?
00:40:58Don't know.
00:40:59Haven't checked.
00:41:01Hey!
00:41:02That's the door!
00:41:11Huh.
00:41:12Then tell me.
00:41:13Let me guess.
00:41:14You're here to see Frankie.
00:41:18That makes more sense.
00:41:20Oh.
00:41:21Sorry I'm late.
00:41:25Ooh.
00:41:26Me likey.
00:41:28Ah.
00:41:32So much for being shy, huh?
00:41:34Sorry you got caught up in that.
00:41:36So awkward.
00:41:38Candy comes on a little strong.
00:41:40Traumatizing?
00:41:41Even?
00:41:44I need my car today, Ike.
00:41:46I'd invite you up for a taste, but it might be weird.
00:41:50I'll just take the ride, thanks.
00:41:52Okay.
00:41:53Where's your car at?
00:41:54My boss's house.
00:41:56But can you drop me off at Magda's?
00:41:58I should redeem myself.
00:42:01Oh, no.
00:42:02What'd you do?
00:42:03I was a stammering idiot.
00:42:09Thank you, man.
00:42:10What's your secret?
00:42:13You really want to know?
00:42:15Yes.
00:42:18I pretend it's you.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25When I'm talking to a girl I want to sleep with, I imagine I'm talking to you.
00:42:34That's gay.
00:42:36Oh.
00:42:37The trick's to convince yourself you're talking to someone non-threatening.
00:42:41Someone you kind of got power over.
00:42:43Yeah, but you don't have power over me.
00:42:47Okay, Ike.
00:42:49Put your seatbelt on.
00:42:50Oh, yeah.
00:42:52Safety first.
00:42:54Hey, can I test you really?
00:42:55No.
00:43:16Hi.
00:43:17Hello.
00:43:18Just in the neighborhood?
00:43:19What?
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:23No.
00:43:24I came from the other side of town, actually.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:28Is something wrong?
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30There sure is.
00:43:32What's wrong?
00:43:33I...
00:43:34I...
00:43:39I...
00:43:40Sometimes...
00:43:42I, uh...
00:43:43Yeah?
00:43:47Okay.
00:43:53I meant to ask you something yesterday and I couldn't get it out.
00:43:56Why not?
00:43:57Because I...
00:43:58I get tongue-tied when I'm around you.
00:44:01Around little old me?
00:44:02Yeah.
00:44:04Well, that's just silly.
00:44:07Magda?
00:44:09Will you go out with me today?
00:44:13I don't think I can.
00:44:14You can say no.
00:44:15I don't...
00:44:16I...
00:44:17I don't even know your name.
00:44:19Sorry, it's Ike.
00:44:20Ike Starkey.
00:44:21Ike.
00:44:23It's a pleasure to meet you, Ike.
00:44:24Pleasure's all mine.
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:33Uh...
00:44:35Pick me up in an hour?
00:44:47Oh, sorry.
00:44:49Alright.
00:44:50Yeah.
00:44:51I'll pick you up in an hour.
00:44:52Okay.
00:44:53Back here.
00:44:54Back here.
00:44:55Don't go anywhere.
00:44:56I'm welcome.
00:44:57Bye.
00:44:58Would you change the world?
00:45:02Would you make it any better?
00:45:04Would you take away all the hurt?
00:45:09Would you take the time to see through someone's eyes?
00:45:14Would you take the time to change through someone's eyes?
00:45:25Oh, my, oh, my...
00:45:26Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my...
00:45:31Oh, my, oh, no, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh.
00:45:35Hey, Pizza Boy.
00:45:37Oh, gotcha!
00:45:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:45:41This big misunderstanding.
00:45:43You don't like it? Now, uh,
00:45:45you can't understand things?
00:45:47No, I...
00:45:49Are you sure?
00:45:51Perry! Are you sure?
00:45:53He doesn't look like it.
00:45:55Well, what's he supposed to look like?
00:45:57Like an asshole.
00:45:59That's it.
00:46:05These thugs are messing with the wrong guy
00:46:07on the wrong day.
00:46:09Hey, Pizza Boy, I think I'm so tough.
00:46:11Oh, yeah?
00:46:13Are you tougher than
00:46:15this?
00:46:17Lemmy!
00:46:29Help!
00:46:31Shut your mouth.
00:46:33I-I-I can explain.
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:37Maybe we should ask him?
00:46:39No, no, no, no!
00:46:41You can't do that! He surprised me!
00:46:59Hey!
00:47:27It's your fucking problem.
00:47:28What's your fucking problem?
00:47:29It's my fucking problem?
00:47:30What's your fucking problem?
00:47:31What's his fucking problem?
00:47:32Hey, I'll tell you what my problem is, Shitstain.
00:47:34We need the guy who just came in this house.
00:47:36I just came in this house.
00:47:37No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:47:39I just came in your mom's house.
00:47:42Mom's a classy lady.
00:47:47Tell you what, either you go get the guy who just ran in there,
00:47:49or me and my friend are gonna tear your place apart.
00:47:51Oh, is that a fact?
00:47:52Well, that's a fact, yeah.
00:47:54Hey, Mickey!
00:47:55There's some thugs at the door threatening us!
00:47:57This should be fun.
00:47:59I'm having fun already.
00:48:00What's all the noise out here?
00:48:03These guys are telling me they're gonna tear our house apart.
00:48:07Is that what they tell you?
00:48:09Let's do it.
00:48:12Come on, do it.
00:48:15You want some of this, jackass?
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah, I want some of that.
00:48:22Why don't we step inside?
00:48:24How dare we go?
00:48:25I wonder if you just put it in there.
00:48:29I'm out.
00:48:30How dare we go?
00:48:34I'm done.
00:48:35I'm done.
00:48:36I'm done.
00:48:37I'm done.
00:48:38I'm done.
00:48:39I'm done.
00:48:40I'm done.
00:48:41I'm done.
00:48:42I'm done.
00:48:43No, no, no, come on, come on, come on.
00:49:13Come on, come on.
00:49:17Ow!
00:49:43Who's gonna love you just like I told you?
00:49:47I'm gonna tear it, I'm gonna tear it.
00:49:50Who's gonna dance right into your heart?
00:49:53I'm gonna tear it, I'm gonna tear it up.
00:49:56Who's gonna bring the things that you need?
00:50:04I'm gonna tear it, I'm gonna tear it.
00:50:06Who's gonna hear your curse when you leave me?
00:50:09I'm gonna tear it, I'm gonna tear it.
00:50:12Who's gonna dance right into your dreams?
00:50:15I'm gonna tear it, I'm gonna tear it up.
00:50:17You're late.
00:50:18I'm gonna tear it up.
00:50:27I'm so sorry.
00:50:29Did you have to run from the other side of town this time?
00:50:33No!
00:50:35Just a beautiful day, wouldn't you say?
00:50:38Take advantage, get a little exercise.
00:50:41You know how it is.
00:50:42Didn't have time to go to the gym, so...
00:50:47I'll go get my shoes.
00:50:49Great, I'll just put on some clothes.
00:51:04Ready?
00:51:05Ladies first?
00:51:17Thanks.
00:51:28So...
00:51:30Is there a particular plan?
00:51:32Oh yeah, I got something in mind.
00:51:38If you say so.
00:51:42So what does Ike do when he's not delivering pizza?
00:51:47I draw.
00:51:49Yeah?
00:51:50Yeah.
00:51:52What do you draw?
00:51:53Everything.
00:51:54The human form mostly.
00:51:56I like to draw graphic novels.
00:51:58Yeah?
00:51:59What kind?
00:52:00Uh...
00:52:01Uh...
00:52:02Superhero.
00:52:06Who's your favorite superhero?
00:52:09Uh...
00:52:10Sketcher.
00:52:11Sketcher is my favorite superhero.
00:52:13I invented it myself.
00:52:15Crazy.
00:52:17Well, what does he do?
00:52:19Uh...
00:52:20He can draw anything.
00:52:22And he has this super power pencil that makes his drawings come to life.
00:52:26Sounds fascinating.
00:52:28Right?
00:52:29Like...
00:52:30Like, if he was in trouble,
00:52:32he could just draw a bunch of lions or something,
00:52:34and they would come to protect him.
00:52:36Or just draw a flying car and just...
00:52:39See you later, danger.
00:52:41Not this time.
00:52:42What do you want me to do?
00:52:45He sure does.
00:52:51You don't read comics, do you?
00:52:55You're really freaking me out right now.
00:53:00Seriously.
00:53:02Where are you taking me?
00:53:04Stop being so impatient.
00:53:06Impatient?
00:53:07Nice.
00:53:11Uh...
00:53:12So...
00:53:13Uh...
00:53:14You were gonna tell me about Magda's world.
00:53:16Well...
00:53:17What do you wanna know?
00:53:19Anything.
00:53:20Anything at all.
00:53:22Um...
00:53:24I knit.
00:53:26Sorry?
00:53:28I knit.
00:53:29Like, um...
00:53:30Needles and balls of yarn and stuff.
00:53:34Isn't that sort of an old lady hobby?
00:53:38Well...
00:53:39I guess.
00:53:40I mean...
00:53:41I learned it from my grandma, so...
00:53:42Oh, yeah?
00:53:43And how'd that happen?
00:53:44You were watching one day and thought to yourself,
00:53:46Hey, now that looks like a fun time.
00:53:51No.
00:53:53I just really liked watching her knit when she was alive.
00:54:00Oh, my God!
00:54:02Oh, my God.
00:54:04Oh, look!
00:54:05My, uh, shoelace is untied.
00:54:07Just...
00:54:11I think I need to face crunch here.
00:54:16You can make fun of me for something else if you want, then.
00:54:22That's...
00:54:23Absolutely not necessary.
00:54:25So, what does, uh...
00:54:28Sketcher look like, anyway?
00:54:31Oh...
00:54:32You don't wanna hear about that.
00:54:34He's, like, six feet tall.
00:54:36He's wiry.
00:54:37And, uh, has a black hoodie and usually keeps in the shadows.
00:54:41Why?
00:54:42Because it's a big responsibility to have your drawings come to life.
00:54:45Um, so do you, like, draw him yourself and...
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:52Cool.
00:54:53Well, can I, like, see him sometime or...?
00:54:55Oh, of course.
00:54:57Yeah.
00:54:58Cool.
00:54:59Unless you're...
00:55:00making fun of me.
00:55:03Me?
00:55:05No.
00:55:06So, what would, uh, sketch a draw if, um, if there's, like, a crazy big guy
00:55:16that just, like, came in here right now and wanted to kick his ass?
00:55:22Um...
00:55:23What?
00:55:24Jesus.
00:55:26Jesus Christ?
00:55:27Um...
00:55:29Why don't you order something?
00:55:30Um, I'm just gonna go to the washroom.
00:55:33Oh.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:36Oh.
00:56:06Don't rush off.
00:56:07Hello.
00:56:08Are you ready to order something?
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:10Um...
00:56:11Yeah.
00:56:12Uh, half the chicken.
00:56:13It's really good.
00:56:14It's my favorite.
00:56:15Yeah.
00:56:16Yeah.
00:56:17But I'd recommend it.
00:56:18Leave it 20.
00:56:19Let's go.
00:56:20You guys are taking this a little far, don't you think?
00:56:21Shut up.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23What are you gonna do, Killman?
00:56:24Nobody said anything about that.
00:56:25Just let me go!
00:56:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:27Ah!
00:56:28I didn't tell you to shut up.
00:56:29Excuse me, sir.
00:56:30Do you have the time?
00:56:31Why don't you get out of here, old man?
00:56:32Move your feet.
00:56:33Oh, my.
00:56:34Oh, my.
00:56:35No.
00:56:36I'm...
00:56:37You guys are taking this a little far, don't you think?
00:56:38Shut up.
00:56:39No.
00:56:40What are you gonna do, Killman?
00:56:41Nobody said anything about that.
00:56:42Just let me go!
00:56:43Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:44I didn't tell you to shut up.
00:56:48Excuse me, sir.
00:56:52Do you have the time?
00:56:55Why don't you get out of here, old man?
00:57:00Move your feet.
00:57:01No. Please.
00:57:08No, no, no. You can't do this. You can't do this. Please.
00:57:10You should have thought of that before.
00:57:12I didn't mean to. I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
00:57:26Can I talk to you for a second?
00:57:27What? What? What is it?
00:57:29I don't think we should beat him like this.
00:57:31How would you like him to beat him?
00:57:32I thought we were supposed to bring him back in one piece.
00:57:34I'm gonna bring him back in one piece,
00:57:35but I'm gonna kick his ass a little first.
00:57:42I don't know what you're up to, but you better skedaddle before you put yourself in harm's way.
00:57:59Comprende?
00:58:01Amigo.
00:58:17Magda, where are you going?
00:58:19Away from you.
00:58:20Please don't go.
00:58:21Why do you care?
00:58:26You can't even stick around for five minutes.
00:58:28I can explain.
00:58:29Well, I don't want to hear it.
00:58:30No. Please.
00:58:32Oh, my God.
00:58:34What happened?
00:58:36I was jumped.
00:58:38Why?
00:58:40I don't know. I...
00:58:42I don't know what's going on.
00:58:43Will you be honest with me?
00:58:48Uh, of course.
00:58:50Are you...
00:58:51dealing drugs?
00:58:56If I promise to tell you, will you come with me?
00:58:59Magda, please.
00:59:13No.
00:59:15No.
00:59:16No.
00:59:32So you grabbed her boob?
00:59:34Not grab.
00:59:36Like, like, palmed it.
00:59:39She pressed it into me.
00:59:40Do you think that's why these guys are chasing you?
00:59:43I don't know. Why else?
00:59:45Does this happen a lot?
00:59:47Like the whole boob grabbing thing?
00:59:50I didn't grab...
00:59:54Yeah. Yeah, all the time.
00:59:56It's how I get tipped, actually.
00:59:57Jerk.
00:59:58You shouldn't have trusted you.
01:00:00He trusts me.
01:00:03Why did you think I was dealing drugs?
01:00:05I don't know.
01:00:07You're kind of sketchy.
01:00:09I'm sketchy?
01:00:10Mm-hmm.
01:00:11You're the one that knits, okay?
01:00:13Gotta be careful with that.
01:00:16What?
01:00:20So you...
01:00:21glad you came up here?
01:00:26Mm-hmm.
01:00:28Yeah.
01:00:29It's nice.
01:00:39Yummy.
01:00:40Thank you for that.
01:00:41Come on.
01:00:42It's getting chilly.
01:00:43We have a long walk ahead.
01:00:44That was kind of mean.
01:00:45I mean, there's just a...
01:00:46You've got some...
01:00:47Here, I'll get...
01:00:48Yes.
01:00:49You have to be patient.
01:00:50You have to fit just right.
01:00:51You can't force the heart.
01:00:56Okay.
01:00:57I say we turn in.
01:00:58No, you...
01:00:59Couldn't have got far on foot.
01:01:00We've been all over this area, Perry.
01:01:01We've been all over this area, Perry.
01:01:02We've been all over this area, Perry.
01:01:03You have to be patient.
01:01:04You have to be patient.
01:01:07You have to fit just right.
01:01:08You can't force the heart.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:10I say we turn in.
01:01:11No, you...
01:01:12Couldn't have got far on foot.
01:01:13We've been all over this area, Perry.
01:01:24He got away when that son of a bitch hit us.
01:01:25Son of a bitch.
01:01:26We got lucky tonight.
01:01:30Get him a moral.
01:01:31We just probably right under our nose.
01:01:32Yeah.
01:01:33Let's get out of here.
01:01:34I'll have to be patient!
01:01:35I'm in your house.
01:01:36I need to be patient.
01:01:38I'm in my house.
01:01:39I'm in my house.
01:01:40I am a bad house.
01:01:41Yeah, let's get out of here.
01:01:43And it's nutritious.
01:01:45What?
01:01:47Sam, Megan, run!
01:01:49Ike! Pick up the gun!
01:01:51No, freeze! Don't you move!
01:01:53Shoot him! No!
01:01:55Please, don't shoot him!
01:01:57Let her go, okay? Just get him!
01:01:59Run, Ike! I'm not leaving you, okay?
01:02:01Oh, shit!
01:02:11What?
01:02:14Ah!
01:02:15Ah!
01:02:16Ah!
01:02:23Ah!
01:02:27Ah!
01:02:31Uh!
01:02:35Ah!
01:02:41Hey, which way to go?
01:02:44Come on, we gotta get this tonight.
01:02:46Did you hear me? Which way?
01:02:47What did you do with the girl, Perry?
01:02:50What?
01:02:51I put her in the trunk.
01:02:53That's not right.
01:02:55You can't do that.
01:02:57Well, I'm not gonna hurt her.
01:02:58She's just leverage.
01:03:01These are good pants.
01:03:04Okay, you lied to me.
01:03:06He didn't do it.
01:03:07Hey, that's what the guy said.
01:03:08He didn't hurt anyone.
01:03:09He might have...
01:03:10Perry!
01:03:12He might have. I don't know.
01:03:14I didn't ask the guy.
01:03:15You said you were gonna ask him.
01:03:17Don't ask that stuff, but he did something.
01:03:19A guy doesn't get kidnapped for nothing.
01:03:21It's not in his base.
01:03:24He is not violent.
01:03:25Who cares?
01:03:26Okay, we've almost got him.
01:03:29We've got his girl.
01:03:30We've got him for sure now.
01:03:34This job is bad, Perry.
01:03:37Okay, and I don't want to do any of this.
01:03:40This.
01:03:40This ain't for me.
01:03:43You kidding?
01:03:44You're great at this stuff.
01:03:46You're a natural.
01:03:47Way better than I was when I started.
01:03:53I quit.
01:03:55Can't quit on me.
01:03:57Perry!
01:03:58I quit.
01:03:59I quit.
01:03:59I quit.
01:04:05Fuck!
01:04:18Forgive me.
01:04:48I don't give a shit about your mojo, you selfish homophobic.
01:05:18Someone took Magda.
01:05:19I need help.
01:05:20Rudy.
01:05:21Hey.
01:05:22I'm sorry.
01:05:23I got this lid for you.
01:05:25Hey, you.
01:05:26I don't know who told you that I'm a homophobe, but I have never slept with a man.
01:05:33The other one was in college.
01:05:35It was a threesome when the girl was just late, and I wish you just a little classable.
01:05:44Bianca.
01:05:45What's up, Ike?
01:05:46Someone took Magda.
01:05:47I heard you.
01:05:48Do you want some advice?
01:05:52Find another girl.
01:05:54Wicked Wedge, glad you called.
01:05:57How can I help you?
01:05:58Really?
01:05:59Uh-huh.
01:06:00Uh-huh.
01:06:01Uh-huh.
01:06:02Mm-hmm.
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:04Sure.
01:06:05Do you want cheese with that?
01:06:06Sure.
01:06:07I'll take this one.
01:06:08You take the next two.
01:06:09Well, I met you on the line.
01:06:10She was just late.
01:06:11Oh, Jesus.
01:06:12Rudy.
01:06:13I'm sorry, Ike.
01:06:14I gotta go, man.
01:06:15Are you serious?
01:06:16I gotta go, man.
01:06:17Are you serious?
01:06:18I'll see if I'm done on time, I'll see what I can do.
01:06:19I'm sorry, Ike.
01:06:20I gotta go.
01:06:21Are you being serious right now?
01:06:22Are you being serious right now?
01:06:23I'll see you later.
01:06:24Rudy!
01:06:25Guys!
01:06:26Ike!
01:06:27What's up, Ike?
01:06:28My friend was kidnapped tonight.
01:06:29Can you help me out?
01:06:30I think you should go to the authorities, man.
01:06:31I know it sucks to involve the popo, but...
01:06:32Gotta take the proper channel, dude.
01:06:33No, no, he'll hurt her.
01:06:34He's...
01:06:35Are you in make-believe land again?
01:06:36No.
01:06:37When have I ever been in make-believe land?
01:06:39Every time one of your friends gets killed,
01:06:41I'm sorry, Ike.
01:06:42I'll see if I'm done on time.
01:06:43I'll see what I can do.
01:06:44I'm sorry, Ike.
01:06:45I gotta go.
01:06:46Are you being serious right now?
01:06:47I'll see you later.
01:06:48Rudy!
01:06:50Guys!
01:06:51Ike!
01:06:52What's up, Ike?
01:06:53My friend was kidnapped tonight.
01:06:54Can you help me out?
01:06:56I think you should go to the authorities, man.
01:06:57I know it sucks to involve the popo, but...
01:06:59Gotta take the proper channel, dude.
01:07:00your friends gets kidnapped.
01:07:02I've never had a friend get kidnapped.
01:07:04This is the first friend that has gotten kidnapped.
01:07:17Okay, let me call you back.
01:07:19Perfect.
01:07:20Thanks.
01:07:24Hey, Ike, buddy.
01:07:29Hey.
01:07:30What's wrong?
01:07:36Hey, are you sure you're okay to drive?
01:07:39I'm fine, I'm good.
01:07:41Dude, what's going on?
01:07:47Do you need a hand?
01:07:53Do you want to tell Thing what's going on?
01:08:00Do you know how hard it is to find a decent sidekick in this business?
01:08:15What's your name?
01:08:16He was smart, strong, intimidating.
01:08:21What do you want?
01:08:23I just want this whole thing to be over.
01:08:25I want your boyfriend to show up.
01:08:27I want your boyfriend to show up.
01:08:28He's not my boyfriend.
01:08:30He's not coming for me.
01:08:35Better hope he is.
01:08:38Dude, that's some crazy shit, man.
01:08:41I know.
01:08:42Thing, I gotta get her back.
01:08:44What's your plan?
01:08:45I'm gonna, I'm gonna drive up there, kick down the door and get her back.
01:08:50You want my help for this?
01:08:58Okay, why not?
01:09:00This is a community concern, right?
01:09:02Damn right.
01:09:02Let's do this.
01:09:03Let's do this!
01:09:04Yeah!
01:09:04Woo!
01:09:05Woo!
01:09:06Ha!
01:09:06Woo!
01:09:07Yeah!
01:09:08Huh?
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:13You don't know where she is, do you?
01:09:14Not at all.
01:09:23Yeah?
01:09:24Some guy called for you.
01:09:26Who was it?
01:09:26He left you a message.
01:09:30Wants you to meet him here.
01:09:32Tonight.
01:09:34Thanks.
01:09:47Yeah?
01:09:49Would you like to borrow my car, Mike?
01:09:56Yes, please.
01:09:59He sounded crazy, so be careful.
01:10:02And don't you scratch my ride.
01:10:25My name is Magdalena.
01:10:26I don't, I don't want to know your name.
01:10:28Magda for short.
01:10:35Why, Ike?
01:10:36I'm gonna rip his heart out.
01:10:48What is that supposed to mean?
01:10:53What's your name?
01:10:59Ask me my name again.
01:11:01Hey, go ahead.
01:11:02Ask me!
01:11:20So we're really gonna do this?
01:11:21Yes.
01:11:24Okay.
01:11:24What's the plan again?
01:11:29The plan?
01:11:29You want to know the plan?
01:11:31First we find a way into that warehouse.
01:11:33Then we sneak up on him from both sides.
01:11:35Oh, it's you, pizza boy.
01:11:37Why don't you come over here and kick my ass?
01:11:40Step away from the girl.
01:11:42Then I'll distract him, see?
01:11:43And you smash him over the head with something.
01:11:46Then I free Magda.
01:11:48And she French kisses me.
01:11:51Why do I have to smash him over the head?
01:11:53That's the safe part.
01:11:54I'm gonna be right in his line of fire.
01:11:55He's got a gun.
01:11:57Did you bring something to smash him over the head with?
01:11:59Like a hammer or a bat?
01:12:00We'll find something inside.
01:12:07Come on.
01:12:07Go, go, go.
01:12:08Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:12:18Please just let me go.
01:12:19I'm just...
01:12:20It was supposed to be an easy job.
01:12:23Get the pizza guy.
01:12:24Drive him to the point.
01:12:25Get paid.
01:12:26I won't tell the police.
01:12:27No, no.
01:12:28He's gotta be a runner.
01:12:30He just keeps running and running.
01:12:32I swear to God.
01:12:34Where's your pussy pizza boy?
01:12:35Right behind you.
01:12:41I can't believe he actually showed up.
01:12:43Step away from the girl.
01:12:54So nice of you to make it.
01:13:00I'm so sorry.
01:13:05I shouldn't have got you involved.
01:13:08Are you okay?
01:13:17Finn, what the hell?
01:13:18He's the bad guy, right?
01:13:20Yeah, but a little overkill, don't you think?
01:13:24Wrong.
01:13:27I'm the bad guy, turd stain.
01:13:29Me.
01:13:30I'm the bad guy.
01:13:34This dog couldn't even kidnap a puppy, huh?
01:13:38All you had to do was grab him.
01:13:40I even told you where he works.
01:13:41What's wrong with China, Ike?
01:13:50Finn, what the hell is going on?
01:13:52Hold that thought.
01:14:06Perfect.
01:14:11I'm the bad guy.
01:14:13I'm the bad guy.
01:14:13I'm the bad guy.
01:14:14I'm the bad guy.
01:14:14I'm the bad guy.
01:14:14I'm the bad guy.
01:14:15It's like a little bit of a puppy.
01:14:16I'm the bad guy.
01:14:16I'm the bad guy.
01:14:22What are you doing, Finn?
01:14:41Hop on, Ike.
01:14:49Let's get you comfortable.
01:15:01No games.
01:15:03Don't.
01:15:05I will shoot her.
01:15:06Okay, okay.
01:15:11Tie up that hand.
01:15:30Okay, okay.
01:15:35Good.
01:15:41You comfy, Ike?
01:15:59Huh?
01:16:01Well, well, well.
01:16:04What do we have here?
01:16:09Jack's back.
01:16:11I was kind of hoping to bump into you.
01:16:31You're next.
01:16:33I think you have a little something that belongs to me.
01:16:52Oh, God, that felt good.
01:16:53I told you it wasn't over.
01:17:05I told you it wasn't over.
01:17:19All right, then.
01:17:33I'm a little drunk.
01:17:37I keep doing this.
01:17:39You should have gone on a plane in China, Ike.
01:17:42You know what A, B, negative heart goes for these days?
01:17:46You're an organ harvester?
01:17:48If I invest in futures and commodities,
01:17:51I might not have to work for years.
01:17:53And that's awesome!
01:17:55How long have you been doing this?
01:18:01Jack, you got this under control?
01:18:03Yeah.
01:18:04Come on.
01:18:05You're supposed to be good guys.
01:18:32Who says we're not?
01:18:44Get out of this!
01:18:48Come on, get yourself out of this!
01:18:50Please, Mark, just this once!
01:18:58You really hurt my feelings.
01:19:01You don't know a thing about me.
01:19:03You're so full of shit.
01:19:04No, I'm not.
01:19:06I was nice to you when I took your blood.
01:19:08Oh, yeah, you're a real saint.
01:19:09I offered you a cookie on the way out.
01:19:11How about you choke on a cookie, you psychopath?
01:19:13Shut up!
01:19:14You don't know a thing about me.
01:19:27I'm not a psychopath, okay?
01:19:29I save lives!
01:19:32And this is gonna hurt a little bit.
01:19:33Rudy, get me out of here, man.
01:19:42What do you think I'm doing?
01:19:50Rudy!
01:19:51No!
01:19:52No!
01:19:54This isn't funny, guys.
01:19:56I don't got time for this shit.
01:19:58You're gonna pay for this, you son of a bitch!
01:20:03How much?
01:20:05Shut up!
01:20:05You know you can't shoot him if you plan to take his heart.
01:20:10I said shut up!
01:20:14I don't need your heart!
01:20:15How much are you getting for it?
01:20:23What if I can give you more?
01:20:32Keep talking?
01:20:34But you have to let us all go.
01:20:36And I suppose you'll go home and keep your mouth shut?
01:20:41Yes.
01:20:41And I can keep doing my thing?
01:20:48Yes.
01:20:52Is that true, Ike?
01:20:56If I let you go, I can keep doing my thing?
01:21:00I'm gonna stab you!
01:21:03See?
01:21:05Ike's truthful.
01:21:08That's why I like you.
01:21:11What'd they do to you, Jack?
01:21:18What'd they do to you, Jack?
01:21:31I'm gonna kill you so badly!
01:21:38Stop it, bitch.
01:21:39Ike, don't get excited before we dig your heart out!
01:22:04Magda, I'm so sorry.
01:22:07Just cut me loose.
01:22:08Do you hate me?
01:22:16You did kind of save my life.
01:22:24Can someone call me an ambulance?
01:22:26Oh, God!
01:22:28Hey, Ike!
01:22:28Okay, buddy.
01:22:29It's okay.
01:22:30Let me think about my car.
01:22:32They're shiny.
01:22:33Yeah, that's right.
01:22:34Oh, man.
01:22:36I can't take my life.
01:22:37Things shoot me?
01:22:38Yeah, a little bit.
01:22:39Little bit.
01:22:42Of course you're not feeling good.
01:22:43I feel what I don't want to be, I don't remember me, no, but cause I liked it, you flew away to me, baby, cause you're never meant to be, but you scared me, scared me, scared me.
01:23:13Well, good luck harvesting organs, in your butt.
01:23:20Someone will be in touch with you shortly, alright? Have a good night.
01:23:31Don't, don't I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
01:23:37Well, just one of those faces, I guess.
01:23:42Come on!
01:23:45We should probably go with them. Yeah, yeah.
01:24:00I'm so far gone, I'm so far gone. Can't ride your rolls, I'm so far gone.
01:24:15I'm so far gone.
01:24:17I'm so far gone.
01:24:19I'm so far gone.
01:24:21I'm so far gone.
01:24:23The girl believes I'm coming for her.
01:24:25I'm so far gone.
01:24:27I'm so far gone.
01:24:29I'm so far gone.
01:24:30And do it.
01:24:33And you locked the stash in the bottom drawer.
01:24:36The woman fuzz are coming for us.
01:24:42They're hot and hot for the truck.
01:24:44hang tight because we're going to wait for this truck what the truck truck
01:24:49yes who's facing your truck oh my god it's my truck oh my lord
01:25:06what are you doing
01:25:14god you're fooling this dude what fool
01:25:31now this is the most pressure i've been under in 20 years by the way i'm not kidding
01:25:35it's rolling you all want to go home and i can't get this
01:25:37is this not an outtake from hell or what i can hear the cash register boss i know it's
01:25:45and the film's turning and it's making it worse hang on but this is really not easy guys i'm just
01:25:51telling you i'm very coordinated generally sorry my man come on let's do it let's save a life i've got
01:25:58the guys you're actors hold this together why is there a camera on my car
01:26:18did you put it there maybe how did i not notice that it's huge i don't know
01:26:28i'll give you a second i'll give you a second
01:26:35softer lips
01:26:51we always want that
01:26:58so
01:27:17okay you got this
01:27:20hmm hello i was just in the neighborhood oh i was just about to take a shower and i heard the doorbell
01:27:27all i have on is this tiny towel i'm sorry i'm so naked so i was wondering something
01:27:33you want to grab a bite sometime i can't believe how charming you are so devishly handsome oh
01:27:40make love to me ike hmm don't mind if i do
01:27:54hi hi
01:28:00hi
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