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00:00Peter you're back and you brought home a friend take that creepy mask off please you know how it
00:08bothers me and may please not in front of the guest relax from another dimension hopefully
00:15I won't have time to tell anyone else your secret I'll go first name's Mark Grayson did I hear your
00:21name is Peter Peter Parker nice to meet you again likewise such a nice boy and his costume isn't
00:28creepy at all Peter why does your costume have to be so creepy to cast fear in the hearts of
00:34evildoers or wrestlers I can't remember hey hun are we still on for tonight huh movie night remember
00:44I got some good ones on the blockbuster online account today the colorful house guest makes me
00:51think you're about to cancel I am kind of in the middle of something sorry MJ come on me
00:58I got a couple I knew you'd like just in case
01:01man the Avengers huh I'm totally impressed shaking in my boots even was that nice old lady and super
01:13hot redhead what are their powers actually that was my aunt and my wife they just live here wife
01:20really wow I'm impressed you hit the jackpot man yeah no kidding actually that's what she says
01:28wait a minute you're not surprised most people are surprised why would I be surprised you're an
01:35athletic dude you look okay you've got a sense of humor what's so unbelievable it's not like you're
01:40some skinny little nerd with glasses you know I think you're my favorite superhero right now and
01:45vulnerable it's invincible sheesh so if those weren't the Avengers where are they you can't
01:53have all this space to yourself actually they're right behind you whoa nice shield really impressive
02:02guys looking sharp really don't say anything let me guess okay using spider man as an indication
02:10how you guys name yourselves let's see here robot man claw man flag man fabio man bat woman and uh
02:22black man spider man who's the house gist and why was he brought here maybe my name does suck
02:28spider man yeah sorry I was fighting dr octopus and he came out of some portal and interrupted so now
02:35he's going to help me take him down but he kind of threw awk across town and we came back here to
02:41see if you guys had heard anything about him on the sensors or tv or the police band he's from another
02:45dimension invincible I mean this guy the guy I brought to the tower I'm picking up something on the police
02:55band something about a guy with metal spider arms tearing stuff up at the harbor that would be him
03:01we need to get going see I told you they looked like they could be spider legs you want us to help
03:07out we could take the quenchette over there for little old doc ock nah I can clean up my own mess
03:13you guys hang back and wait for the cosmic stuff he always says that but when's the last time we did
03:19something even remotely cosmic I don't even remember does the kank stuff count we were in space a little
03:26bit for that listening to him you think we fought thanos or galactus every day spider-man's definition
03:32of cosmic stuff is very loose black man man I didn't realize how far we are from the harbor
03:44maybe we should have let them take us in the quinjet I can get us there in about a second
03:48yeah okay just give me a minute um count to three and then catch me spider-man
03:55I got you the harness hold me by the harness I didn't make it for nothing oh sorry now point
04:04me in the direction of this harbor that way now go run run for your pathetic pointless little lives
04:12you should allow me to put you out of your misery you should long for the release that death would
04:19bring come on doc you need to see a doctor a couple different kinds from the side of it I knew if I
04:29caused enough damage you would show up eventually I see you brought your flying friend so I could kill
04:36him too thank you for that you want to kill me I don't even know you can I trust you guys not to
04:44shoot at us while we fight the bad guy you can do that right sure take him down spider-man I've got
04:50to find him first well that part is done you got to stop doing that we don't want to kill him
05:00I didn't hit him as hard this time besides I can't seem to get close to him without those arms getting in
05:05the way I don't think any of my punches actually made it to him he does that whoa doc the stamina
05:12you're showing this evening is astounding really I'm impressed die that is all it has just die
05:20let's continue without the chatter eh doc it drowns out my routine no I've had enough I'm so sick of this
05:30nice man really nice sure we can't hunt down a few more of my villains before your nemesis opens up the portal
05:43to get you home I'm sure we could find electro or sandman or someone probably not look well
05:51would you look at that looks like he's ready for you man he's doing this to weaken me he's hoping
05:58that I get hurt a little more in every dimension he sends me to it's not working I don't know what
06:03he's going to do when he realizes that you guys got this covered looks like it go save the world
06:09hero because uh I don't feel like trying to arrest you after seeing you save my eye it was good meeting
06:16you invincible and good luck with your bad guy I'm sure you'll do just fine though thanks good meeting
06:23you two and hey your name is pretty catchy I like it now that I've gotten used to it thanks if I can
06:30get some speed behind me when I go through the portal maybe I can catch him off guard take him
06:35out before he even knows I'm through I kind of fell out of the portal last time that didn't go well
06:41wish me luck hey wait maybe I should go with you I could help whoa the portal closed too fast cut my
06:52line that was stupid if that had worked I could have been stranded in another dimension what was
06:59I thinking I'm going home to watch movies with my hot wife good luck invincible wherever you are
07:11you
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