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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:23I can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:27You and Asher, or you're a great couple?
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:35But you've got to go.
00:00:38They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:57Awesome.
00:00:59We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:09Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:18You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:21Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:39This isn't working out.
00:01:41Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:47What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:51This isn't working out.
00:01:52But, but...
00:01:53Take care, Monique.
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:04So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:19So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:28How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:37So, I was thinking...
00:02:39How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:44I'll be right back.
00:02:45Oh, damn it.
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:07What are you doing?
00:03:08Oh, I'm trying my sorrows, you.
00:03:11I don't see you.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:13I don't see you.
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:15Sure, let's go on.
00:03:20How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Stop doing that.
00:03:37We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:41Pinky swear.
00:03:42Yeah, friends forever.
00:03:43Thanks forever.
00:03:44Stop doing that.
00:03:53Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:58Small world.
00:04:00They're our biggest client.
00:04:01Mm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:09Hey.
00:04:10That's cool.
00:04:11What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22Oh, my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:26A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:31How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:46Sex ruins everything.
00:04:49Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:51I'll be your winged woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your winged men.
00:04:57I'll be your winged woman, though.
00:04:59I'll be your winged woman, though.
00:05:00You're not your winged men.
00:05:01You're not your winged woman.
00:05:24You're not your winged woman.
00:05:24I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:43I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:50I have that effect on women.
00:05:54I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:59Thanks.
00:06:01I think.
00:06:04Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:13Friends forever.
00:06:24Friends forever.
00:06:25Friends forever.
00:06:28Oh my God.
00:06:33Okay.
00:07:35Let's do that again.
00:07:36Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:50I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:55Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:02Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08No.
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:20Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:24I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:29But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:36What?
00:08:37Friends with benefits.
00:08:39Sex without strings.
00:08:42You do you, I do me.
00:08:45And we do each other.
00:08:47Interesting.
00:08:48Okay.
00:08:49Sold.
00:08:50And benefits.
00:08:54Okay.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Sold.
00:08:57And benefits.
00:09:01And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:30For the fourth quarter.
00:09:31For the fourth quarter.
00:09:37Hello, ladies.
00:09:40Asher?
00:09:43You two know each other?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47We know each other from college.
00:09:50He's one of my best friends.
00:09:52What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:02He's worth billions.
00:10:04And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:10Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:16Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:19I'm struck you now.
00:10:20But I'm not…
00:10:22No, I'm…
00:10:23It's just a mechanic.
00:10:24No, it's just…
00:10:25It's just a mechanic.
00:10:26It's just a mechanic.
00:10:27But it's…
00:10:28I've been a mechanic.
00:10:29I'm not a mechanic.
00:10:30But I'm a mechanic.
00:10:31No!
00:10:32I'm not.
00:10:33What's this?
00:10:36I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44Article 1. Nobody knows.
00:10:47It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article 2. We meet at a mutually agreed upon place,
00:10:54at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Article 3. Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:02Article 4. No lies.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:09Article 5. Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:16the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:21Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:24Fine.
00:11:27And finally.
00:11:30Friends first.
00:11:35Friends first.
00:11:36Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:48Let's eat.
00:11:49The demon marked people too much,
00:11:50the eyes.
00:11:53Come and finish.
00:11:54Please take a little video.
00:11:55I'll see you next time.
00:11:56The demon world'sgraph compensator turns himself to lie.
00:11:58On the map.
00:12:00The seller, who thinks that it is are broken on its ownüş level.
00:12:02The shop takes a long time to karaoke.
00:12:03Have a good cut.
00:12:04Responsibility.
00:13:05No.
00:13:10What?
00:13:13I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:29Come on.
00:13:40Friends first?
00:13:46Friends first.
00:13:46Friends first.
00:13:53So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:05He asked me out.
00:14:21He asked me out.
00:14:22Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:24I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:27On Asher?
00:14:28Yes.
00:14:29He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:31On a date?
00:14:32Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:34Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:36Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:37You can give me some tips.
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:41Um.
00:14:43Yeah, okay.
00:14:44I gotta go.
00:14:45Getting a money-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:47I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:51Bye.
00:14:52Where was he born?
00:15:02Philadelphia.
00:15:04Philadelphia.
00:15:05Uh, favorite food?
00:15:07Um.
00:15:10He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:13Mmm.
00:15:14Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:16I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:19Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:21It's my favorite color.
00:15:22Heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:28Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:30On your date?
00:15:31I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man.
00:15:34He's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:46Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:49Me and Asher?
00:15:51I'm just-
00:15:52No.
00:15:54No, no, no.
00:15:54Never.
00:15:55He's-
00:15:56We're-
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:00Good.
00:16:01By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:03Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's.
00:16:06On third.
00:16:06Super cute.
00:16:08Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:09Uh, siblings?
00:16:10And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:24I was born in Philly.
00:16:27Shut up.
00:16:28It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Where was the school?
00:16:33Um, I...
00:16:35Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:39How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:48That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:51I had a wonderful time.
00:17:02Um, I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:18Listen.
00:17:20I should really head out.
00:17:24Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:28And I will fuck you.
00:17:30It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:32Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:38Why?
00:17:39Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:45No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:47It's just...
00:17:49Sex ruins everything.
00:17:52Let's wait.
00:17:54So it can be perfect.
00:17:57Yeah.
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:02Toodles.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:06Toodles.
00:18:13Beth?
00:18:15It was nice.
00:18:17We have a lot in common.
00:18:21Are you...
00:18:22jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:25Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:34No.
00:18:35But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:38Beth?
00:18:39She's an animal.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:44Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:46Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:49Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:51I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:57I want to get off on the right foot.
00:18:58I'm never getting married.
00:19:07I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:14You do you.
00:19:16To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:19Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:20Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Come on.
00:19:23Mm-mm.
00:19:23It's not for you.
00:19:26It's my strawberry.
00:19:27All right.
00:19:30That was rude.
00:19:52Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:17You will only get hurt.
00:20:19He is your friend.
00:20:20Don't blow it.
00:20:23Friendship first.
00:20:25Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:31True love does not exist.
00:20:33You will only get hurt.
00:20:35He is your friend.
00:20:36Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:20:50Hey.
00:21:13Shit.
00:21:16I'm so sorry.
00:21:17My bad.
00:21:18My fault.
00:21:20Hang on.
00:21:23You got a tissue?
00:21:28Here.
00:21:29Let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:31Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:32Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:35Hey, Asher.
00:21:36Eric.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:47Here.
00:21:52I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:54I'm Eric.
00:21:55That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:12Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:13You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:14He's a player.
00:22:16So what?
00:22:18Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:23Oh, my God.
00:22:25Are you jealous?
00:22:27No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:28Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits.
00:22:31Remember?
00:22:33Yeah.
00:22:35You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:36Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:38You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:43I can handle myself.
00:22:45Yeah, fine.
00:22:47Be that way.
00:22:51You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:55Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:58arrangement.
00:23:00Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:13Maybe I will.
00:23:15Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:25Flavors for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:28That's me.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:34I'm Eric.
00:23:37What are you doing here?
00:23:43I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:49Mr. Merrick?
00:23:51Yes.
00:23:55They're nice.
00:24:00Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:05I was out of line.
00:24:06No.
00:24:08No, I was out of line.
00:24:09I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:17Oh, my God.
00:24:18Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:24Friends forever?
00:24:27Friends forever.
00:24:32Dinner later?
00:24:34Sounds awesome.
00:24:39Someone's on a good move.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:58I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne,
00:25:03I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:06I think he could be the one.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:10I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:12You've only just started dating.
00:25:15Have you ever had a connection
00:25:16that's just so deep,
00:25:19so immediate,
00:25:20that you just know?
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:26That's us.
00:25:28You know,
00:25:29he told me he wants us to wait
00:25:31for sex.
00:25:33He says he wants to build
00:25:34a strong foundation first.
00:25:35I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:41Oh.
00:25:42No.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44I just want him to be happy.
00:25:46By the way,
00:25:47I love your lipstick.
00:25:48It's so unique.
00:25:50What color is it?
00:25:52Paris pink.
00:25:53I love it.
00:25:55Anyway,
00:25:56gotta go.
00:25:57Toodles.
00:25:57Why are you so down?
00:26:08What's wrong?
00:26:11Nothing.
00:26:12Famous last words.
00:26:15Is it...
00:26:15attic?
00:26:18Of course not.
00:26:19How's Beth,
00:26:21by the way?
00:26:22She thinks that you're gonna
00:26:23settle down with her.
00:26:25You never know.
00:26:29Give me your hand.
00:26:31I'll tell you
00:26:32what's gonna happen.
00:26:33Come on.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37This...
00:26:38is your lifeline.
00:26:40It's long.
00:26:41If you have a nice,
00:26:42long life.
00:26:44Okay.
00:26:45Uh,
00:26:45this...
00:26:46is your headline.
00:26:47For wisdom.
00:26:48Mm-hmm.
00:26:48And...
00:26:50looks like you
00:26:52have done
00:26:52some stupid things.
00:26:57And this
00:26:58is your love line.
00:27:00So you've got
00:27:01a rocky beginning
00:27:02over here.
00:27:04But you have
00:27:06a long line
00:27:07of love
00:27:08ahead of you.
00:27:08You wanna go home
00:27:31and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:34What?
00:27:35Whoa.
00:27:54Whoa.
00:27:55I don't know.
00:28:25Hmm. Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:32Do you have a key?
00:28:38I was thinking.
00:28:55Ooh.
00:28:59Ooh.
00:29:01Nice trick.
00:29:03Right?
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:08Who is that?
00:29:10I have no idea.
00:29:12Hello?
00:29:13Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:17My front door!
00:29:29That's...
00:29:30How could you?
00:29:36Beth!
00:29:37Wait!
00:29:38Beth!
00:29:39Oh, fuck.
00:29:40What have I done?
00:29:43What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:45Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:47Hey!
00:29:58What are you doing?
00:29:59I'm leaving.
00:30:00I'm getting dressed.
00:30:01I'm going.
00:30:02I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:03I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:04You didn't do anything.
00:30:05It was me.
00:30:06I fucked up.
00:30:08You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:09It wasn't.
00:30:10It isn't.
00:30:11It doesn't matter.
00:30:12I fucked up.
00:30:13Whatever it is.
00:30:14It was.
00:30:15I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:19I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Pence first?
00:30:24Pence first.
00:30:25Pence first.
00:30:29Hunts first?
00:30:39Hunts first.
00:30:55Hey, Beth.
00:30:57Go away!
00:30:59I need to talk to you.
00:31:06I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:10You, on the other hand, I wouldn't speak to you ever again.
00:31:14No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:15It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:19I promise.
00:31:27Do you love her?
00:31:28Of course not.
00:31:30Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:34Really?
00:31:36Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me.
00:31:41Please, give me another chance.
00:31:44I suppose.
00:31:51I suppose.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:55Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:08Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:11I don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:13I'm so confused.
00:32:14Friends forever, remember?
00:32:17Eric, I'm sorry if it's been a while, I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:33Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:44I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:46Here's what's going on.
00:32:47Are you with Leanne?
00:32:49Call me.
00:32:49Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:07If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:12It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:36Hey, Eric.
00:33:37Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:45Asher, Asher, where are you?
00:33:47Why won't you call me back?
00:33:49I know you're with her.
00:33:51You lied to me.
00:33:53Okay, miss you.
00:33:56Call me.
00:33:56Bye.
00:34:02Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:05Uh, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:15I'll call you when I can.
00:34:23Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:28Ah!
00:34:28Ah!
00:34:28Ah!
00:34:28Ah!
00:34:29Ah!
00:34:29Ah!
00:34:29Ah!
00:34:30Ah!
00:34:31Ah!
00:34:32Ah!
00:34:33Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:43Ah!
00:34:43Hey, hey, hey, babe!
00:34:45Slow down!
00:34:51To love.
00:34:54Wait.
00:34:57Love sucks.
00:34:58okay i think we had enough
00:35:03how about we head back to my face
00:35:08fabulous
00:35:12easy
00:35:28a lot of good you did me
00:35:58i'm just so happy to see you again
00:36:18yeah i'm sorry i've been aloof just been going through some stuff
00:36:21you want to talk about it baby no that's okay just life
00:36:24is it leanne i don't want to talk about leanne
00:36:27you know her and eric have gotten hot and heavy
00:36:31i thought she wasn't into eric
00:36:33well when i was out and about this morning i saw her leaving eric's apartment
00:36:37and would look like her clothes from last night
00:36:42no way she would never he's he's a knob
00:36:44which is why
00:36:47i grabbed a photo
00:36:50i guess she's not the same you think she is
00:36:55i think she is
00:38:42Hey, your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:46Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:48Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:50She can handle herself.
00:38:52Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:54Everyone!
00:38:55Asher.
00:38:55Look at the loser.
00:38:57It's all embarrassing.
00:38:58Fuckin' prank.
00:39:03Come here.
00:39:07Come on.
00:39:08Come on.
00:39:09Go on.
00:39:14Go on.
00:39:16Go on.
00:39:16Go on.
00:40:17Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:22I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:25We only just got back together.
00:40:28Beth, we were never together.
00:40:31I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:34You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:37Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:41I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:42You're fired.
00:40:46You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:51I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:53You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:56Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:00And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:03Here.
00:41:06Here.
00:41:07Here.
00:41:16There.
00:41:16Shit.
00:41:46Shit.
00:42:16Shit.
00:42:23Shit.
00:42:28Shit.
00:42:32Shit.
00:42:36Shit.
00:42:40Shit.
00:42:44Shit.
00:42:50Hey, Eric.
00:42:52Thinking about you.
00:42:54When do you want to hook up?
00:42:58How about a hotel this time?
00:43:02We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:08Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:13XO, XO.
00:43:19When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:25I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:27Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:29I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:32You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:38I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:42I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:44Why would I cheat on him?
00:43:50I am not a cheater.
00:43:56I did not-
00:43:58If you do this, then fine.
00:44:00If you do this, then fine.
00:44:02I'm not a cheater.
00:44:04I'm not a cheater.
00:44:06I'm not a cheater.
00:44:08I'm not a cheater.
00:44:10I'm not a cheater.
00:44:12I'm not a cheater.
00:44:14I'm not a cheater.
00:44:22Thag.
00:44:26Errigh-er.
00:44:27Dears.
00:44:30I will, I will, I will!
00:44:48Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert, or both.
00:45:02Thoughts?
00:45:06Please, don't marry her.
00:45:09You don't love her.
00:45:11You're rebounding.
00:45:18I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:23A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:29They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:48Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:51I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:56Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:58Oh my god.
00:46:01Hello!
00:46:16Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:21You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:24I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:27Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:29Sure.
00:46:30Thanks.
00:46:49Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:52You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:08Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now!
00:47:21Wait, what?
00:47:23Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors!
00:47:29Who's the source?
00:47:36Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:38Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:42No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:44You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:50But you never speak to me again.
00:47:55So I'm stuck with you!
00:47:56Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:00It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades!
00:48:05You're toxic, Asha!
00:48:07Nobody will touch you!
00:48:09So now you get your ass out of my office!
00:48:11Asher?
00:48:21You bitch.
00:48:23What?
00:48:24You jealous bitch!
00:48:26What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:28I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:33Honey?
00:48:35What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:39Well, job well done.
00:48:40Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:42Stay away from me.
00:48:45Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:48We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:53Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me!
00:49:04You are dead to me.
00:49:09I love you.
00:49:10You are dead, I am impatient for oh-
00:49:20Okay, you Policomist and Sam we are no more trusty.
00:51:53Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:09I didn't write this.
00:52:16Heliotrope purple.
00:52:18It was Beth.
00:52:22She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:35Oh my God.
00:52:36Oh my God.
00:52:37I think he's almost had a day.
00:52:39I have to warn him.
00:52:42Come on, come on.
00:52:43Sure.
00:52:45Okay.
00:52:47Come on.
00:52:48Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:55Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:55Beth.
00:52:56Beth?
00:53:08Oh, yes.
00:53:38Oh, yes.
00:54:08Oh, my God.
00:54:27She's insane.
00:54:29What are you doing here?
00:54:33Beth.
00:54:36You set me up.
00:54:38You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:42I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:46And I won.
00:54:49You stay away from me.
00:54:52You're insane.
00:54:56I'll scream.
00:54:57Nobody will hear you.
00:54:58I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:11I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:13I promise.
00:55:14Beth.
00:55:15Okay?
00:55:16You and Asher are...
00:55:19You're a great couple.
00:55:21He loves you.
00:55:25Why don't I just go away?
00:55:27I'll move.
00:55:29I'll quit my job.
00:55:30Just...
00:55:31Please.
00:55:32Beth.
00:55:34Don't hurt me.
00:55:36Okay?
00:55:37I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:39But you've got to go.
00:55:43No!
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:53But you've got to go.
00:55:54No!
00:55:56No!
00:55:56I can't...
00:55:58I can't...
00:56:12I can't...
00:56:13I can't...
00:56:25I don't know.
00:56:55Don't bother.
00:57:11That pipe's in there good.
00:57:13You're not going anywhere.
00:57:17You're crazy.
00:57:19You're never getting away with it.
00:57:21Oh, but I will.
00:57:22See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:25And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:27And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:31I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:39You bitch.
00:57:41You bitch!
00:57:43Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:47Toodles!
00:57:50Toodles!
00:57:50No!
00:58:20Oh, my God.
00:58:50Oh, my God.
00:59:20Oh, my God.
00:59:50Oh, my God.
01:00:20What are you doing here?
01:00:21Keep going fast.
01:00:23What's going on, Beth?
01:00:24Security, take this woman away.
01:00:27She's clearly deranged.
01:00:28Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:30We are gathered here today.
01:00:31Let's go finish it.
01:00:32Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:39What?
01:00:40That's completely absurd.
01:00:45Is this true?
01:00:46She's crazy.
01:00:47Security!
01:00:49She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:54No, Asher, you love me.
01:00:58We're getting married today.
01:00:59Go, go, go!
01:01:02Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:04You're ruining everything!
01:01:10Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:13You're ruining everything!
01:01:15Beth, how could you?
01:01:17I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:19Get off me!
01:01:24I will kill you.
01:01:26I will kill you!
01:01:28Don't do it!
01:01:29Get off me!
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:32Hey!
01:01:32No!
01:01:34Asher, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:38I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:41Asher, I'll tell you, you're not going to be alive!
01:01:43Oh!
01:01:45Hey.
01:01:47You okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Come on.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54Go.
01:01:55God.
01:01:56Someone grab a chair.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:02Yeah, I think so.
01:02:04Come on.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Go.
01:02:07God!
01:02:08Someone grab a chair.
01:02:09Come on, baby.
01:02:14Babe.
01:02:15Hey.
01:02:16Wake up, babe.
01:02:17Baby, wake up.
01:02:19Baby.
01:02:20Hey, wake up.
01:02:21Wake up, baby.
01:02:23Leanne.
01:02:24Oh.
01:02:25Asher.
01:02:26Yes, it's me.
01:02:28And it's all over.
01:02:35I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:37I'm more sorry.
01:02:38You saved me.
01:02:40You're my hero.
01:02:46Sure, I love you.
01:02:49I love you, Leanne.
01:02:56Let me help you.
01:02:57Come on.
01:02:58Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:16Will you marry me?
01:03:18Yes.
01:03:21Yes.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:26Yes.
01:03:30They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:33But sometimes, it makes everything better.
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