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Two decades have passed since Sarah Jessica Parker played a sex columnist, and friend to Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis and Kim Cattrall.
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00:00There is a good way to break up with someone, and it doesn't include a post-it.
00:12Oh. Okay.
00:16So we tried mediation, let's move on. Is that crazy?
00:19Robert, when this is over and you're wondering when exactly it went so wrong,
00:23remember this moment, because you did this.
00:26You know what? If I was a guy, you would have shaken my hand, bought me a scotch, and given me a key to an office.
00:35That's amazing. A man with such innovative vision can be so short-sighted.
00:42You never really got on.
00:43We've never been friends. We've been colleagues.
00:48And in some ways, it's a very healthy place to be,
00:50because then you have a clear line between your professional life and relationship and your personal.
00:56Samantha, I really appreciate the help, but you and I have very different ideas about what's sexy.
01:03This is about the blowjob, isn't it?
01:05What?
01:05What was your reaction to Kim Cattrall telling Piers Morgan that you were never friends, just colleagues?
01:13Uh, just heartbroken.
01:18You know, that's not the way I recall our experience.
01:21I don't know what happened. He's my divorce lawyer, and I don't even like him.
01:24So? Some of the best sex I've had is with people I can't stand. Details!
01:28This is so exciting.
01:29Well, he was showing me this bachelor apartment, and I think it was all the leather and music.
01:33Leather. I get it.
01:34Let's go.
01:34Okay, so, big question.
01:38What do you want for Christmas?
01:39You already gave us something.
01:40What?
01:41The company Fruit Basket.
01:44Okay.
01:45They don't make Cosmopolitan.
01:46It's a Staten Island iced tea.
01:49Is that like a Long Island iced tea?
01:51I think so.
01:53Hello, I'm drunk.
01:54I love New York.
02:00I've never wanted to live anywhere else.
02:02But something has to change.
02:10So, Carrie, what was your news?
02:13Oh, uh, Berger broke up with me on a Post-it.
02:16On a Post-it?
02:17Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
02:19Yep.
02:20Read it and weep, my friends.
02:22I'm sorry I can't.
02:24Don't hate me.
02:26The motherfucker's concise.
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