The Ultimate Disney Movie Release Schedule

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Stars Wars The Force Awakens and Star Wars Episode 8, Captain American Civil War, Finding Dory, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2, The Good Dinosaur, Alice Through the Looking Glass, Zootopia, and more!

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00:00The ultimate Disney movie release cheat sheet from now until eternity, or at least until 2017.

00:06The Good Dinosaur. What would happen if dinosaurs never got hit by that meteor?

00:10Well, for starters, Jurassic Park would just be called Park.

00:13Star Wars. The Force Awakens. Harrison Ford and Chewie are back.

00:17But it looks like only one of them aged.

00:19The Finest Hours. A movie starring a very handsome Chris.

00:24Zootopia. Animals.

00:25That's got it.

00:26They're just like us.

00:28Captain America Civil War. Another movie starring a very handsome Chris.

00:32The Jungle Book. Bill Murray singing Bear Necessities. What else do you need to know?

00:37Alice Through the Looking Glass. A sequel. Also Johnny Depp acting Cray.

00:42Finding Dory. Sequel to Finding Nemo. Alt title. Look Who's Finding Two.

00:47The BFG. No, not that BFG. That one.

00:50Steven Spielberg's Road Doll adaptation.

00:52Pete's Dragon. A boy and his pet dragon. Don't try this at home.

00:56Marvel's Doctor Strange.

00:58Hello, D23. Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:00Not Star Trek.

01:01Moana. The Rock is a demigod.

01:04So basically his life story.

01:05Rogue One. Star Wars spin-off. Enough said.

01:08Beauty and the Beast. Emma Watson stars.

01:11Ryan Gosling look-alike plays Beast.

01:13Wait, what?

01:14Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

01:16James Gunn will direct.

01:17Chris Pratt will return.

01:18That's all we know. Seriously.

01:20Star Wars Episode VIII. Directed by Rain Johnson. Now with 33% more lightsaber prongs.

01:26Toy Story IV. A love story between Bo Peep and Woody. Insert Woody joke here.

01:31And finally, Pirates of the Caribbean. Dead Men Tell No Tales. A sequel.

01:36Also Johnny Depp acting Cray again.

01:38So which films are you guys excited to see?

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