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Billionaire Daddy - The Hunt Is On (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I was so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no.
00:00:47Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:52Bye.
00:00:52No, no, no, no.
00:01:22Oh
00:01:52Hey mom, I'm coming back to find daddy
00:01:57Honey, I told you this before
00:02:00I don't remember what he looks like
00:02:02But you have a token
00:02:04You mean the ring?
00:02:06You know that that's lost
00:02:08K-Group at record high profits this year
00:02:16Thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King
00:02:19Who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion
00:02:21Hey mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:26He looks just like me
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire
00:02:30Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:35I can't believe Blair drugged me
00:02:37So she could set me up with this old mate
00:02:39Come on, pretty girl
00:02:44Get on over here
00:02:46Hey mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:07Oh crap
00:03:09Okay, I'm going to go soon
00:03:12Cynthia won't be here, okay?
00:03:14Be good
00:03:15Okay
00:03:15What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:21Oh my god
00:03:33What have you done?
00:03:35Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:03:37I'm so sorry
00:03:39I was not looking where I was going
00:03:40You have a nice face
00:03:42Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:44Trying to claw your way into high society, I see
00:03:47Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out
00:03:50But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like
00:03:52Clean it
00:03:52Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it
00:03:56You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:58With what, your dish soap?
00:04:00My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me
00:04:17Raymond?
00:04:19Interesting
00:04:19I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond
00:04:22A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status
00:04:27You Calvins need my family, Alicia
00:04:30It's not the other way around
00:04:31It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull
00:04:34Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage
00:04:37I don't care which chick you screw
00:04:39I'll let you off the hook this time
00:04:43There won't be a next
00:04:45I'm sorry, excuse me
00:04:51Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:54I...
00:04:55I don't think so
00:04:56Right, of course
00:04:59Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else
00:05:02Carry on
00:05:04Miranda?
00:05:08Miranda
00:05:08Miranda
00:05:09Wow, Miranda
00:05:11And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago
00:05:16Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man
00:05:21Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:22Did you find another target?
00:05:24Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:28Miranda, what are you...
00:05:29Patrick, why don't you go grab me another droop?
00:05:33Chardonnay?
00:05:33Sure
00:05:36Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back
00:05:41We are engaged
00:05:42And expecting
00:05:44Congratulations, that's none of my business
00:05:47Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:49If you take one look at my fiance, I will make your life a living hell
00:05:54Do you understand?
00:05:55Let go of me
00:05:56You're fired
00:06:01What?
00:06:02Why?
00:06:02Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:05That's the daughter of the Calvin family
00:06:06But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:08It was an accident
00:06:09Miss Alicia might be fine with it
00:06:11But we're not
00:06:12This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company
00:06:16Do you understand?
00:06:18Please, sir
00:06:18Give me another chance
00:06:19I can't lose this job
00:06:21You know
00:06:22I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King
00:06:25If you are serious about this position
00:06:29We'd be at my place tonight
00:06:31I may reconsider based on a performance review
00:06:35In your dreams, perv
00:06:40I'm sorry, excuse me
00:06:49Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:52Sir, your mother just called
00:06:59She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house
00:07:02Tell her I don't need one
00:07:03I know, but she's already
00:07:05Steve
00:07:06Can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:10I'm trying to get some peace and quiet
00:07:12And I can't do that
00:07:12When she's constantly buzzing around my life
00:07:14You understand?
00:07:15Yes, sir
00:07:15I'll try
00:07:16What am I going to do?
00:07:24Kirk's tuition is due next week
00:07:26King's mansion stays looking for a household maid
00:07:35Six hours a day
00:07:36$10,000 per month
00:07:38You do have an impressive academic record
00:07:51But since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree
00:07:54How about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:57Really?
00:07:58Only on a trial basis, though
00:08:00You can start today
00:08:02Great
00:08:04I need to get this signed by the client
00:08:07Yes
00:08:07Right away, sir
00:08:09I will not let you down
00:08:10How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:21We made good progress on the initial designs
00:08:22Now we're waiting on the second draft
00:08:24When's the submission?
00:08:26It's today, sir
00:08:28Someone should be here shortly
00:08:30Blanca's not coming?
00:08:32I heard they're sending a newbie
00:08:33Yeah, send her in
00:08:42Newbie
00:08:46You?
00:08:55You?
00:08:56Sir, do you know her?
00:08:58Yes
00:08:59No
00:09:02No?
00:09:04We just met yesterday
00:09:05That's it
00:09:07You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm
00:09:11Yeah, yes
00:09:17So, first you show up to my banquet as a waitress
00:09:22And now...
00:09:24You are in my office as Blanca's representative
00:09:26Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:28And I suggest that you be honest
00:09:31This, uh...
00:09:32This is just a weird coincidence
00:09:34Are you a spy?
00:09:35What?
00:09:36No
00:09:37I just work two jobs
00:09:39For two jobs
00:09:52Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:09:57What?
00:09:58What?
00:09:59No
00:10:00My boss will fire me
00:10:02That's not my problem
00:10:03Wait
00:10:04No
00:10:05Miss, I have to ask you to leave
00:10:08No
00:10:09No, this is my first day
00:10:10Please
00:10:11I need the money
00:10:12I need the money
00:10:13You're beautiful
00:10:14And
00:10:15You seem smart
00:10:17So
00:10:18Tell me
00:10:22Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:28Let's go
00:10:29Call someone to take her out too
00:10:31Yes sir
00:10:32What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:53Good grief
00:10:54Your first day of work and you blew it with my top client
00:10:57Miranda, you are fired
00:10:59Get out of my face
00:11:20Congratulations, Miranda
00:11:22We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible
00:11:25Yes, of course
00:11:27Mrs. King, thank you so much
00:11:29I will do my best to serve you
00:11:31Oh, you won't be working for me
00:11:33You'll be serving my son, Raymond
00:11:35Raymond
00:11:37Raymond
00:11:38Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:40Mmm, this is his home
00:11:52Good try, smile mama bear
00:11:54You watch me now a little bit
00:11:56I'm sorry
00:11:57I'm sorry
00:11:58I'm sorry
00:11:59I'm sorry
00:12:00You're okay
00:12:01I'm sorry
00:12:02I'm sorry
00:12:03I am sorry
00:12:04I'm sorry
00:12:05I'm sorry
00:12:06I'm sorry
00:12:07I'm sorry
00:12:08Finally, I got Kirk's tuition
00:12:09Thank you sign-on bonus
00:12:10Thank you sign-on bonus
00:12:11Finally, I got Kirk's tuition. Thank you sign-on bonus.
00:12:32Damn it!
00:12:33Why is my floor wet?
00:12:57Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:00Yes, sir.
00:13:03And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:05Take care of her yourself.
00:13:11I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:14But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:21But I was just on my...
00:13:22There's nothing I can do.
00:13:25Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:29We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:33What are you doing in my house?
00:13:40I'm working.
00:13:41Or...
00:13:42I was.
00:13:44So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:49Well, let's see.
00:13:50Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:13:56And now I'm here.
00:14:01And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:03I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:06It's okay.
00:14:08I understand.
00:14:10I'll leave now.
00:14:11Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:14Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:19Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:24About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:29How about this?
00:14:32You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:38I'll even double your pay.
00:14:41Really?
00:14:44Thank you so much.
00:14:45Thank you so much.
00:14:47Okay.
00:14:58She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:03Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:05Now works part-time here and there.
00:15:07And she recently moved back to LA with her five-year-old son.
00:15:10Who is she?
00:15:12And who sent her?
00:15:13Look, I want details, specifically who she associates with.
00:15:19Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:22Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:26Sir?
00:15:28She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:31I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:35So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:40And, uh, one last thing.
00:15:42Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:46Patrick and Blair.
00:15:50I'll be there.
00:15:52Yes, sir.
00:15:53I never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:10What are you, a maid?
00:16:11Hey, where are you going?
00:16:15Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:18Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:27That's more like it.
00:16:29Excuse me.
00:16:30Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:44Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:48Aren't you going to, aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:16:58Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:01What are you talking about?
00:17:02What are you talking about?
00:17:03Oh!
00:17:14Miranda!
00:17:15What were you thinking?
00:17:17Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:19So?
00:17:24I, I am so sorry.
00:17:26Why?
00:17:27Didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:30Because I've been busy.
00:17:31I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:32Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:34No!
00:17:35No, not at all.
00:17:39You know,
00:17:42I would stay sharp if I was you because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:49You know what?
00:17:51I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:17:54I quit.
00:17:58We'll be back.
00:17:59Your little spy game isn't over.
00:18:06Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:08Let me help you.
00:18:09Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:16Okay, you can do this.
00:18:17You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:19You can do this for Kirk.
00:18:21For a better life.
00:18:22I can handle it myself.
00:18:24Where's Patrick?
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:27He's not here yet.
00:18:28Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:35Three, two, one.
00:18:41Welcome back.
00:18:43Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:45Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:49Do you have a preference?
00:18:52Anyone will do.
00:18:58I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier.
00:19:02And I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:04Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:19:10Miranda?
00:19:14Miranda.
00:19:16Hey, cousin.
00:19:20Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:25Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:27What are you doing here?
00:19:29She's just a maid.
00:19:33Hello?
00:19:34Yes?
00:19:36What?
00:19:37Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:39Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:40Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:41Here you go.
00:19:53You're being rude.
00:19:56Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:19:59No one's stopping you.
00:20:00My apologies.
00:20:02Your wallet, sir.
00:20:04Much better.
00:20:07Oh, and another thing?
00:20:09Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:11You work for me.
00:20:13I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:27How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:31Drop the app.
00:20:32You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:37I...
00:20:38Patrick's with me now.
00:20:39So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:41You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:44Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:49I'm warning you.
00:20:50Stay away from the king family.
00:20:52If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:55You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:09Miranda.
00:21:12If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:14You don't have to work here.
00:21:16Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:21Stop it! You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:23You're a guest here.
00:21:25You left without saying a word.
00:21:28Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:30But was that a lie?
00:21:31What really happened?
00:21:32What really happened?
00:21:33I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:34It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:36You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:38There's no hope for us.
00:21:40That's not true.
00:21:42I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:46Just stop it.
00:21:47Please, Miranda.
00:21:51What the hell is going on here?
00:21:57You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:01You are fired.
00:22:03Get the hell out of here.
00:22:12Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:14Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:15Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:16Mommy will take good care of you, Grandma.
00:22:17I don't know what to do.
00:22:18They're making boiling water with a drink now.
00:22:19underestimate the lead.
00:22:20Hey, I take care of you.
00:22:41Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:42Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:43for you a waiter at a high-end club just pouring wine for rich guys what do you say i like really
00:22:51rich guys the kind that tip a lot how long is the shift just a night a few hours tops they're hosting
00:23:00a big event downtown and are super short-staffed listen here's the best part it's fifteen hundred
00:23:07dollars for one night fifteen hundred okay i'm in god any shorter i might as well just be wearing
00:23:18underwear oh hey you're cynthia's friend right yes uh my name is miranda sin said that you needed a
00:23:25waitress for the night yeah you know what forget the drinks i understand you learn ballet yeah yeah
00:23:30we need you for something else and we're willing to double your pay three thousand dollars what do
00:23:36i have to do dance hello and welcome we hope you enjoy the show
00:23:48it's just one night it's just for the money
00:24:00they always have the best dancers here
00:24:06that one hey
00:24:22she must be new you haven't seen her around here before she's still good though
00:24:26give me a vip room yes sir right away anything else i want that dancer
00:24:40oh good choice
00:24:41sir i said i'd only be a waiter and the dancing was already like a little bit much this client is
00:24:55willing to pay five thousand dollars five thousand dollars for what exactly well don't worry about it
00:25:00i know these guys they're very rich just think how lucky you are to be in this position it's miranda
00:25:07yeah it's not a big deal just remember to service him very well
00:25:13and remember women would line up for miles for this opportunity
00:25:25tell me though why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask i uh
00:25:32uh have a scar and it's it's really it's really gross and disgusting what a shame
00:25:39good thing you got a good figure though yeah you know i can get someone else if you prefer
00:25:44you uh see that cutie over there that's your most distinguished guest tonight if you uh make him
00:25:52happy i'll get you eight grand eight grand not five so what like pour drinks is that what your manager said okay then yeah go in there pour in your drink
00:26:08let go let me see the scar no sir you you really don't want to see it
00:26:27so you're an exotic dancer now tell me how did your handler find me here what handler i work here
00:26:35okay blair fired me and i needed the money what what i told you to ignore them you work for me you remember
00:26:45yeah well it's kind of hard to ignore blair when she's screaming in your face okay just let me go you
00:26:50can keep your eight grand no no no no no no i cannot get fired from this job too you're gonna make me pay for
00:26:56these damages god raymond king why do you make everything worse huh why are you always buzzing around
00:27:01why can't you just ow no stop touching the glass here
00:27:07look i'll pay for the damages just just come back to work at my place
00:27:12what you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me no well that is a good suggestion no no no i meant
00:27:19just come work for me and me alone no absolutely not if i go back and work for you i'm gonna be dead before i'm
00:27:2730. hey no hey look everybody has a price how much should it cost hmm how much should it cost to get
00:27:33you in here with me
00:27:38don't mind me carry on get out okay how much should it cost miranda just tell me okay fine
00:27:4910 000 a day and then i'll go back and i'll work for you deal
00:27:57starting today you belong to me
00:28:04what is wrong with you well i'm assuming that's a yes should we send someone to chase it down or no no
00:28:11she's actually my housemaid she'll be back what you just got rehired miranda why do you want to
00:28:22quit already how about you put in a two-week please i can't do this anymore i'm just here to return this
00:28:31we should get mr king's opinion on this no please this is not worth his time
00:28:35turns out you really are raymond's housemate what a plot twist not only did you throw a tantrum
00:28:44at the nightclub last night but you also him and ran off i like that what are you doing here
00:28:52you know i think little raymond is into you great well i'm not interested in him
00:29:05so i hear that you want to quit all right well how about you stop by hr at the k group on your
00:29:17way out to set up a court date you're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on
00:29:23bonus why would you let her quit raymond dude don't you like having a doll like that around as a
00:29:29housemate i mean it was a kind of uh weird kink you had um i assume you have a good lawyer yes what
00:29:42i was trying to say she should be living in a luxury house driving luxury cars you know waited on hand
00:29:48and foot by servants instead you have her here working as a servant why don't you just give it
00:29:54me you know i'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make it all right all
00:30:00right i'll stop trying to poach your housemate i'm just here to work i'm not interested in either of you
00:30:07you're interested in making money though
00:30:12you know what i'm gonna go
00:30:21fine
00:30:24i thought you'd be avoiding me since last night
00:30:34working at the club was just a one-time thing
00:30:37oh well you don't look like a rookie oh so you're experienced no wonder you're very handy
00:30:46that's not important we had a deal last night you remember
00:30:49i don't remember agreeing to anything you remember taking my black card
00:30:57get changed
00:31:00i am not doing some weird role play with you oh okay so you're uh fantasizing about me now
00:31:07what's this for well i have a family gathering tonight to celebrate patrick and blair getting
00:31:22engaged and i need a date
00:31:25and you want me yes well i'm sorry sir but i have to head home i have a son to take care of if you
00:31:32don't remember and the nanny gets off at six so find someone else you work for me
00:31:38why would i hire anybody else when i've got you because i'm your maid i mean what would people think
00:31:46i'll take care of it don't worry okay but i have to unless you can think of another way that
00:31:55you'd like to work for me tonight fine let's see if it fits first
00:32:25this is your engagement party blair don't be impulsive but raymond is head of the king family
00:32:43if miranda marries him then i'll be under forever okay even so you can't go against him maybe just
00:32:51not so direct patrick is second in line to inherit k group and now that i'm his fiancee i can't let
00:32:56miranda ruin us okay you need to calm down calm down if patrick finds out that we set up miranda
00:33:03to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep he'll leave me i we worked so hard to get to
00:33:10where we're at today if i don't marry into the king family we'll be bankrupt
00:33:15raymond did you bring your maid to my engagement party don't you think that's a little inappropriate
00:33:25blair stop saying that everything's fine everyone emotions are just running high today fine then how
00:33:37can i keep seeing you stare at that third rate whore don't think you can pull one over on me gold
00:33:45digging bitch i know about your scandal and i'll release it you mean the one you orchestrated blair
00:33:51don't think you can weasel your way out of this one hey have you lost your mind have you forgotten
00:33:58what day it is today come on let's go i'm sorry do you know patrick and what's that scandal that
00:34:11blair was talking about i have no clue what she's talking about and i'm not involved with patrick in
00:34:16any way maybe that's what patrick said emotions are a little high today cheers to my engagement
00:34:27so happy you could make it thank you for having me yeah of course i mean it could be bigger but you know
00:34:35anyways
00:34:39whose little brat are you
00:34:40let me go let me go what you've never seen a cake before that's expensive don't you understand
00:34:49more expensive than your life let go me lady where are your parents he's just lost i'll go find his
00:34:59parents if you have a moment to look it over i don't really want to think about work right now
00:35:05personally i think it's best if we just enjoy now you're hurting me enough you little brat hey
00:35:11blair what are you doing this is not my problem oh excuse me where do you
00:35:20hey buddy are you okay dad whoa whoa i think uh i think you might be mistaken because
00:35:31i am not your dad but you are my dad but you are my dad okay yeah oh uh nothing to see here just uh
00:35:42a lost kid mr king and i will help find his parents please just continue to enjoy the party
00:35:47yeah yeah yeah just stop crying
00:35:53hey young man
00:35:54oh crap i don't think this guy here is your father why don't you come with me and we can go
00:36:03try and figure something out no you're wrong
00:36:08look i think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you why don't we go try and find
00:36:12them huh okay buddy uh let's go all right one two three oh here i am
00:36:24oh god what was cynthia thinking i told her to leave kirk with the hotel staff not just anyone oh god i
00:36:33can't let demon fire me there's no way i'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case
00:36:38oh
00:36:52oh there you are you naughty naughty boy you scare your mother
00:36:57oh
00:37:06ma'am hello hi hello
00:37:10are you really this kid's mother did you not hear him call me mommy
00:37:14you should keep a better eye on him it's dangerous for him to run off on his own
00:37:17don't tell me how to raise my kid
00:37:25something wrong sir
00:37:29nothing no i just thought i heard somebody that i recognize
00:37:32did mommy tell you to hide and wait here i'm sorry mommy but i saw that big cake and it looked so yummy
00:37:50okay well mommy has to leave in a minute so wait for on cynthia to pick you up okay
00:37:55you're not gonna go around calling random guys your dad right okay but don't you think he looks just
00:38:01like me nope nope not at all okay now who's gonna pick you up in an hour i'm too soon good and you are
00:38:08not to leave this room with anyone but cynthia okay i love you baby i'll see you tonight when i get home
00:38:20sir they found something they found a ring
00:38:23where'd you find this was that some antique pawn shop a pawn shop yeah
00:38:40what do you want i need to talk to you right now
00:38:53ladies and gentlemen if i may have your attention please
00:39:02as a proud father of the future groom i stand before you with a heart filled with joy
00:39:07and gratitude at this momentous engagement celebration what are you doing with raymond
00:39:15you're engaged patrick okay this is extremely inappropriate you know blair will chew my face off
00:39:22if she sees us together i just i need to know if you give the word i will call off the engagement
00:39:29i think i made my stance pretty clear last time we're done whatever we had between us it's not there
00:39:34anymore is it because of raymond if it helps you sleep at night sure
00:39:42and stop calling me and stop asking to see me in private just stop it
00:39:47sir i was just looking for you the ceremony is about patrick that i'm reassigning him to the houston
00:39:59office tell him to get the out of la now
00:40:03so god bless and made the bond of your love be everlasting and i think i speak on all our behalf
00:40:13when i say we can't wait for this wedding yay
00:40:29where have you been i've been looking everywhere for you oh so i'm the one who just vanished for
00:40:34almost an hour i guess we just missed each other now let's get this party started
00:40:54what texas hey you should really focus on yourself
00:40:59i'll deal with you when we get home deal with what deal with what you and patrick
00:41:20i i don't understand why would i be working with patrick didn't patrick hire you to spy on me
00:41:26what why would patrick want to spy on you why did you meet him at the bar tonight alone
00:41:32were you feeding him information about me were you spying on stop evading the question were you
00:41:37feeding him information about me or not okay can we just take it back a second i mean where did this
00:41:43whole i'm a spy narrative even come you're at my banquets you're you're in my offices you're in my
00:41:48house you're at my clubs i mean what am i supposed to think you're everywhere
00:41:52you're everywhere okay so there's been a lot of coincidences but why would patrick want me to
00:41:59spy on you so that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help patrick sweep the
00:42:05company out from under me okay whatever business family drama political you're going through i have
00:42:11nothing to do with it i'm not here to steal information i'm not here for patrick and i sure
00:42:15as hell i'm not here to seduce you you really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce
00:42:21me this entire time because it's been working
00:42:51oh yeah all right i'll be on a minute
00:43:21to the office sir no i want to follow up on this ring you don't mind me asking sir what does the ring
00:43:46have to do with that woman from six years ago it's mine i think i gave it to her that night
00:43:53well the pawn shop says a young woman named cindy sold it to them last week
00:43:57she runs a women's boutique on rodeo drive we can head there now
00:44:01welcome um may i help you yes are you cindy yes
00:44:16did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third yes
00:44:23well how did you get your hands on this was that you six years ago from the presidential suite what
00:44:28the hell are you talking about where'd you get the ring then i snagged it from a flea market the
00:44:35seller didn't know what it was worth it only cost me 30 bucks okay well what did this person look like
00:44:40i don't remember it was years ago oh i do remember it was a woman around 40s or 50s no god damn it's not her
00:44:48i'm sorry that wasn't her we need to keep looking let's head back to the office yes sir while
00:44:57you're at it just do another check on miranda i want to know everything about her who she associates
00:45:02with what she's doing in my life we've already tried sir we could do it or you're fired of course sir
00:45:08hello
00:45:19i am so sorry no i'm on my way i will be there soon girl i'm literally on the plane already
00:45:25kirk said he found his dad so i sent kirk to him he knew sin sin sin kirk does not have a father
00:45:34where did you send him
00:45:42i swear my dad does work here hey excuse me what what's going on here oh my gosh hey what are you
00:45:50doing here kid what is your uh is your father work here hmm you're my dad and i just didn't have to get
00:45:57on the plane so now i'm here hey sir is that the kid from last night yeah i think his father works
00:46:04here just um send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office hey
00:46:12hey buddy you like uh you like model cars yeah i've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office
00:46:18hey why don't we just hand them over to the police oh we gotta find his father first but you are my dad
00:46:24do i look like your dad yes you do look alike sorry what you two look alike
00:46:34uh well hey look i've got a meeting to go to so why don't you stay with uncle steve in my office
00:46:50and uh i will be right back okay
00:47:11is this your kid sir
00:47:12no i don't have any kids oh excuse me mr king uh i thought he might be yours because uh he looks
00:47:20just like you
00:47:24sir i'll get back to work
00:47:29stark
00:47:30do we really look that much alike no yes um i guess
00:47:49hey buddy you could be a businessman when you get older you seem to have the charisma for it
00:47:54dad i want to go home
00:48:11all right here we are
00:48:16look at that look at that
00:48:18wow you really are a kingdom this is like a castle
00:48:22that is right that is right and you are in my kingdom so welcome
00:48:27sir who is this uh it's just for a couple of hours um until the police can pick him up
00:48:47where'd you go where are you
00:48:52uh hey uh where's miranda at she ran off this morning said something about a family emergency
00:49:10call her yes sir oh and uh while you're out just go to the store i'm not sure when the lapd is getting
00:49:17here apparently they're understaffed today what else is new but uh pretty sure cookies aren't a good
00:49:22enough diet for a kid his age and get them in a toy while you're at it yes sir
00:49:31oh my gosh it's dad's
00:49:45i'm not sure what kids eat but i think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do uh also
00:50:05this car toy was all they had yeah that's fine hey uh any sign of miranda she's right there sir
00:50:21so you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning you can't tell me why you
00:50:27were in my bushes spying on me through my window you can't seem to explain why kirk seems to recognize
00:50:34you and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning
00:50:42oh goody i'm starving
00:50:46he's your responsibility now lapd will be here shortly hopefully sounds good absolutely will do can do
00:50:57okay we're gonna play a game okay do you want to play a game with mommy are we playing pretend how how
00:51:06did you know that because we did the last time with the wig and sunglasses all right okay we are gonna
00:51:14play pretend again i'm gonna be the nanny and you're gonna be the little kid but we can't let mr raymond
00:51:20know that we're playing a game okay okay nanny i'm tired
00:51:32take them to the guest room and uh i'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because
00:51:37they should be here by now no
00:51:40what's gotten into you no i will take care of it for you you are very clearly busy with
00:51:56stuff so i'll deal with the boy and the police and you just just relax
00:52:10the boy that was found at the k group this morning i just want to let you know that his parents have
00:52:24been found and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up yeah okay thank you
00:52:29oh oh oh i'm sorry no no it's all right no no no that's not i got it i can get you a new outfit
00:52:48that would be helpful hey hey buddy buddy it's all right i'm not mad it's just an accident it happens okay
00:52:57okay now go ahead and take that and let's go get it cleaned up okay yeah
00:53:09oh thank you you can go ahead and set it down right there
00:53:13oh my gosh whoa hey
00:53:21i am so sorry that was the car oh okay well i thought it was maybe just the ride
00:53:27you were going for
00:53:46hello raymond king did you banish your cousin to texas do you understand how mad your uncle is right now
00:53:52yeah look mom this was bound to happen okay he's been trying to claw his way into the k group for
00:53:57years and he can have the houston office but there's no way in hell that i'm letting him take
00:54:01over the headquarters here in la raymond raymond raymond let's talk in person okay i'll i'll let you know
00:54:07when i'm free i've got a ton of work at the office and i'm even on my way out right now too late i'm
00:54:13already here
00:54:22hey buddy all right we're gonna go up one two three nice just like the airplane let's go
00:54:28go one second go go go okay no no both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet okay hey
00:54:35can you stay quiet and play with the nanny nice hey what's going on
00:54:44coming
00:54:44i don't understand why you're making this so difficult i asked you to marry alicia not fall in
00:55:01love with her without her family support your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did i know but
00:55:07that uncle andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years do you think a marriage is really
00:55:12going to save anything your uncle aside you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate
00:55:19and alicia is your best bet the land her family controls is exactly what we need
00:55:28without the ability to expand we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned
00:55:33what's that uh no it's nothing i must uh pause the video i was watching
00:55:43tell me raymond why not alicia well look i'm busy at the office with with work and and meetings and
00:55:51work but i don't have time for this i'll call my driver no need i drove myself
00:56:06will you at least consider alicia she's not a bad looking girl either
00:56:10hang on yeah
00:56:16forgot my purse oh sure
00:56:25whose toy is this
00:56:29whose toy is this
00:56:30oh it's mine i got it at the store you used to love toy cars
00:56:51we had to put the greenfield project on pause
00:56:54what is that the news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear and on top of
00:56:59that we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days
00:57:05look i want a dna test done on kirk and i what kirk you mean that kid there's just something about him
00:57:14the more i look at him the more it feels like i'm staring into a de-aging mirror a de-aging no look
00:57:21you get the point just do it in secret don't let anybody find out don't let miranda or the kid know
00:57:27do it fast i want results as quick as possible yes sir
00:57:41hey kirk remember me
00:57:58remember me yeah the boring uncle
00:58:03well how about we play a game of hide and seek together
00:58:07i want to play with dad your dad's uh busy with work but he sent me to play with you
00:58:15okay but i want to hide first
00:58:21four five six seven eight nine ten
00:58:27where are you uncle steve can't find you
00:58:44ready or not here i come found you
00:58:48okay now it's my turn one two three four five six seven eight
00:59:02what's this it's the dna test result sir
00:59:05so we're not even a little bit related yes sir
00:59:19sir this is good news isn't it
00:59:35mommy take me out to play honey it's raining outside and besides when we're together and we're
00:59:42alone you can call me mom okay
00:59:50thank you
00:59:53the weather's just so weird today yeah we got a big solar storm coming through we've even got a
00:59:57solar eclipse in the next couple of days i heard something spooky might happen maybe we'll get super
01:00:03out
01:00:03oh hey hey so um anyway what i was gonna tell you um two days gone by and still no sign of the cops
01:00:16no no they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so i told them
01:00:23that i would watch him for a few days great to see you here kiddo
01:00:27mom mom mom what did you just call me mom are you okay
01:00:46oh
01:00:56so you're telling me that we switched bodies
01:01:00oh please tell me this is one big elaborate joke
01:01:04nope this is not a dream
01:01:06it's not rocket science you unclip you unwind find an outlet and here we go
01:01:17you go open there you go
01:01:19let's go
01:01:20let's go back
01:01:36come on
01:01:39mom are you okay you're acting weird how long do you have to play in any game for
01:01:45it was not that fun it never even was okay sure we can stop but what did you just call me mom you
01:01:53said when it's just the two of us i could call you mom and now the game is over
01:01:58podcast
01:02:00why did you call me um
01:02:03why do you call me um
01:02:06why did you call me um
01:02:08why do you call me um
01:02:10why do you call me um
01:02:13why do you call me um
01:02:15raymond father
01:02:16because i look just like him
01:02:17and in the movies daddies and sons always look the same
01:02:21well those are just the movies kid
01:02:22you know you gotta have
01:02:26Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:28You said it had a big green stone.
01:02:31All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:02:33Good.
01:02:55Miranda, what is it?
01:02:58I am Raymond.
01:03:00What?
01:03:01Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:02Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:04I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:08We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:10What? How did you know that?
01:03:11Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:13This isn't funny.
01:03:15What is this, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:16What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:19Please.
01:03:20Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:03:21I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:23The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:31Boss?
01:03:32Yeah.
01:03:33What happened?
01:03:35It's a long story.
01:03:37Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:03:39I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:03:41this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:03:44Not Miranda's.
01:03:45Yes, sir.
01:03:53For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:03:59Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:02Miranda!
01:04:03Why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:05This is a private conversation.
01:04:07Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:21Oh, no thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:04:24I have stuff to do with the office.
01:04:28Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:04:33What is going on with everyone today?
01:04:45Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:04:57So he is my son.
01:04:58Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis,
01:05:05but we have another problem.
01:05:08You have six meetings today.
01:05:10Okay, and?
01:05:14Oh, crap.
01:05:28Miranda.
01:05:33Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:05:34I mean, Miranda.
01:05:36We have a plan.
01:05:36Come on.
01:05:37Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:04Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting and I trust that you will treat her
01:06:13with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond King.
01:06:31Oh.
01:06:34Any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:43No, not a clue.
01:06:52Mr. King's office.
01:06:54Mm-hmm.
01:06:55Okay.
01:06:58Steve needs me.
01:06:59Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:00This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:07God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:17Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:21What are you doing?
01:07:22Oh, it's you.
01:07:23That clumsy waitress.
01:07:25What are you doing here?
01:07:27Oh, I get it.
01:07:28You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:32I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:34Fuck off.
01:07:36Oh.
01:07:36Hey!
01:07:37What?
01:07:39Get back here.
01:07:40So what?
01:07:45Experimenting with my love life?
01:07:46What?
01:07:47No.
01:07:48Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia is the perfect match for you, and look, I
01:07:53was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:07:56A favor?
01:07:58You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:02Another woman?
01:08:03I, I don't understand.
01:08:09What's happening?
01:08:15What's happening?
01:08:16It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:17Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:20No, I'm sorry.
01:08:22Like, it is so funny.
01:08:24You looking at me like that with my face, is that actually how I look like when I'm mad?
01:08:29Well, it's your face.
01:08:30No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:31How, how would I be doing something differently?
01:08:34I don't know.
01:08:34Maybe it's the, uh, oh, it's the hair.
01:08:36I never do my hair like that.
01:08:37I like it, though.
01:08:38It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:41This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:43No, no, it's not at all.
01:08:44I think I, you don't have your hair like that.
01:08:47I always have my hair like that.
01:08:47I, you know, you don't.
01:08:48What did you do to my hair?
01:08:49No, your part is weird.
01:08:50I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:08:51Yeah, look at that.
01:08:52Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right?
01:08:53Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:08:56Don't talk about my hair.
01:08:56Everything.
01:09:01Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:14It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:23So we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:26What was that?
01:09:27Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:28Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:31I've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes, and I was trying to figure out
01:09:34how I was going to do it in your body.
01:09:36You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:09:40What are you talking about?
01:09:41Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:09:45So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:09:57I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:01Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:05Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:08But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything, and so
01:10:12I ran out of options.
01:10:14Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:16I sold it.
01:10:18You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:26What about you?
01:10:27Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:29Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:10:33But I was looking for you for years.
01:10:35I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come
01:10:40up with anything, but here you are.
01:10:44I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:10:50It's okay.
01:10:51I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:10:53Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:10:57Mom!
01:10:58Dad!
01:10:59You can start by being a dad.
01:11:07Oh, you know what, kid?
01:11:09I think you might be right.
01:11:13About what?
01:11:15We do look alike.
01:11:17I knew it.
01:11:20Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:23Pizza!
01:11:23It's pizza!
01:11:27It's pizza then.
01:11:29Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:31Let's go!
01:11:32Let's go!
01:11:34Oh!
01:11:35Oh!
01:11:35Oh!
01:11:35Oh!
01:11:50Oh!
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