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The Voyeurs 2021 - Full Movie HD
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00:00:00I feel like I'm selling my life away.
00:00:21This is happening!
00:00:29Yes, Peppa, don't move.
00:00:30Can you take a photo of us for two seconds, please?
00:00:34Ah!
00:00:35Mwah!
00:00:36Hey, turkey.
00:00:41Hey, chicken.
00:00:42What's up?
00:00:43Nothing much.
00:00:44What's up with you?
00:00:45So we're really gonna do this, huh?
00:00:46Seems that way, yeah.
00:00:47Yeah, it's a big step.
00:00:48Huge step.
00:00:49It's really big.
00:00:50And if this doesn't work out, it's gonna suck.
00:00:52Maybe we should just call it off now.
00:00:54Oh, yeah.
00:00:55Maybe just, like, quit while we're headed.
00:00:56Yeah, nice meeting you.
00:00:57Nice talking to you.
00:00:58Half of my stuff?
00:00:59And I will take the other half of the stuff.
00:01:01Yup, that makes sense.
00:01:02Hey, this is our home.
00:01:04I gotta live here with you.
00:01:07You don't.
00:01:08Not yet.
00:01:09Right.
00:01:10Sorry, sorry.
00:01:12Oh, what is this?
00:01:13Chlorophyll water.
00:01:14What?
00:01:15Chlorophyll water.
00:01:16Chlorophyll water.
00:01:17Chlorophyll water.
00:01:18Chlorophyll water.
00:01:19It's the secret to long life.
00:01:21I will stick to megavershamaner, thank you very much.
00:01:22Okay, well, stick to your gigavershamaner.
00:01:23Okay, wait.
00:01:24I know we just moved in together, but can we talk about kids?
00:01:25Kids?
00:01:26Yes.
00:01:27Like, it's really important that we have this conversation right now.
00:01:29Can we not have kids for at least four years?
00:01:30Yes.
00:01:31Yes.
00:01:32Hell yes.
00:01:33Oh.
00:01:34Hey, don't ask me.
00:01:35You're the shit out of me.
00:01:36Wait, wait, wait.
00:01:37I'm gonna have kids for at least four years.
00:01:38Yes.
00:01:39Yes.
00:01:40Hell yes.
00:01:41Oh.
00:01:42Hey, don't ask me.
00:01:43You're the shit out of me.
00:01:44Wait, wait, wait.
00:01:45I'm gonna have kids.
00:01:46I'm gonna have kids.
00:01:47Oh, what is this?
00:01:48Chlorophyll water.
00:01:49What?
00:01:50Chlorophyll water.
00:01:51It's the secret to long life.
00:01:52I will stick to megavershamaner, thank you very much.
00:01:53Okay, well, stick to your gigavershamaner.
00:01:54Okay, well, stick to your gigavershamaner.
00:01:55Okay, wait.
00:01:56Yes, hell yes.
00:01:57Oh.
00:01:58Hey, don't ask me.
00:01:59You're the shit out of me.
00:02:00Wait, but seriously, I was thinking about how I basically spent my entire life in school,
00:02:04right?
00:02:05As long as I've known you.
00:02:06Yeah, like you spent your early 20s playing in some shitty punk clubs and doing God knows
00:02:09what.
00:02:10Drugs.
00:02:11And I spent mine in the corner of some stuffy medical library studying till 2am.
00:02:14Right.
00:02:15So I don't want some gooey toddler to come along and just mess up the last few years of being
00:02:19rebellious.
00:02:20Yeah.
00:02:21You know what, I've been thinking about rebellion too, in my own way.
00:02:23You're about to say something stupid right now.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25Well, you might think I'm un poco loco, but I was thinking about taking up the accordion.
00:02:29No.
00:02:30Really?
00:02:31What are you talking about then?
00:02:32I want to wake up Sunday morning with an awful hangover that reminds me of all the terrible
00:02:36decisions I made the night before.
00:02:37That is what I'm talking about.
00:02:39I'm here for it.
00:02:40You deserve it.
00:02:41You deserve all the hangovers in the world.
00:02:42I do.
00:02:43You do.
00:02:44I do.
00:02:45Yes, you do.
00:02:46To making wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:02:47To wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:02:49Come here.
00:02:52I love you.
00:02:53I love it too.
00:02:54Oh, check out those two.
00:02:55What is he, like a photographer or something?
00:02:57It looks like it.
00:02:58Wow.
00:02:59You can see right in.
00:03:00It's a nice place.
00:03:01Oh, oh, kissy kissy.
00:03:02Aw, they're in love.
00:03:03Oh, it's getting spicy.
00:03:04Oh, that man is taking off her clothes.
00:03:05Oh, oh.
00:03:06Oh.
00:03:07Oh.
00:03:08Oh.
00:03:09Oh.
00:03:10Oh.
00:03:11Oh.
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:14Oh.
00:03:15Oh.
00:03:16Oh.
00:03:17Oh.
00:03:18Oh.
00:03:19Oh.
00:03:20Oh.
00:03:21Oh.
00:03:22Oh.
00:03:23Oh.
00:03:24Oh.
00:03:25Oh.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29Oh.
00:03:30Oh.
00:03:31Oh.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:33Oh.
00:03:34Oh.
00:03:35Oh.
00:03:36Oh.
00:03:37Oh, okay.
00:03:38They have to know that people can see in.
00:03:39Exactly.
00:03:40Like, they have to know that.
00:03:41Have to know.
00:03:42Have to know.
00:03:43Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?
00:03:44Yep.
00:03:45That is some good content.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:48Thomas, we are officially being creepy weirdos.
00:03:50Oh, what?
00:03:51They want us to look.
00:03:53But we'll stop because you want me to.
00:03:56It's our first night.
00:03:57Right, right.
00:03:58Let's give our neighbors some privacy.
00:03:59Oh, they're fucking now.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:01Thomas, come on, perv.
00:04:02Okay, okay, okay.
00:04:04Go get it.
00:04:05Go get it, boy.
00:04:23So, I got you a little…
00:04:47Thomas?
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:53Thomas.
00:04:55Thomas.
00:04:57Sex.
00:05:18Thomas.
00:05:22So, congratulations are in order.
00:05:24What'd I do?
00:05:25You? Nothing. Me? I'm on day three of a social media blackout.
00:05:28No Insta, no Twitter.
00:05:29Joni and I pledged to go an entire month.
00:05:31I'm also so sorry.
00:05:32I just read that couples who decrease their amount of screen time
00:05:35can double or triple the amount of sex they have in a month.
00:05:37Yeah?
00:05:38But what do they look at when they masturbate?
00:05:41Oh my God! How is competition going?
00:05:43The weirdest thing happened last night.
00:05:45This couple, our neighbors across the way,
00:05:48they were totally doing it and we could see right in.
00:05:50They looked like good. How ugly were they?
00:05:51They're not. They were like gorgeous.
00:05:53So, you pulled up a chair, popped some popcorn,
00:05:55broke out the binoculars.
00:05:56No. Why not?
00:05:58Just because someone is allegedly allowing you to look in on their lives
00:06:00doesn't mean it's okay to watch.
00:06:02You're 1000% wrong about that.
00:06:04It is entirely acceptable to look.
00:06:05I mean, it sounds like they're exhibitionists.
00:06:07Doubtful.
00:06:08If they are exhibitionists, then watching them
00:06:09is like the polite thing to do, Pippa.
00:06:11I'll see you at lunch.
00:06:12So long, creep.
00:06:15You're gonna see so much better after this.
00:06:18Just relax, okay?
00:06:21I've done 40 of these a week.
00:06:22The past 20 years.
00:06:23Well over half of them have gone right.
00:06:25Just kidding, of course.
00:06:26Can you look, please?
00:06:2820 years.
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:30And I'm still trying to figure out
00:06:31what I want to be when I grow up.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:35In three,
00:06:36two,
00:06:37and...
00:06:38Bonjour.
00:06:39Hi, this is Pippa from La Autique.
00:06:40Your glasses are ready.
00:06:41Pippa?
00:06:42We're open till 6.
00:06:43You're welcome.
00:06:44Bye.
00:06:45What is this?
00:06:46So, in Japan,
00:06:47birds are described as two eyes with wings.
00:06:50And for good reason.
00:06:51Their acuity is so strong
00:06:52that from the top of an eight-story building
00:06:53they can pick out a single ant crawling on the sidewalk below.
00:06:55Uh, why are you telling her this?
00:06:56Well, it's a little housewarming present.
00:06:57Oh.
00:06:58When you see birds drinking from this outside your window,
00:06:59let it be a little reminder
00:07:00of how imperfect our own species' vision is.
00:07:02You and I,
00:07:03all we're doing here is making it slightly better.
00:07:05I want a present.
00:07:06Oh.
00:07:07I want a present.
00:07:09Oh.
00:07:10Oh.
00:07:11Oh.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:13Oh.
00:07:14Oh.
00:07:15Oh.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:17Oh.
00:07:18Oh.
00:07:19Oh.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:21Oh.
00:07:22Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:27Hey, babe!
00:07:28Hi!
00:07:29Bah-dah!
00:07:30Thomas, this is so cute!
00:07:31You kind of look like Bert and Ernie.
00:07:34What's going on with our friendly next door neighbors?
00:07:37Really?
00:07:38Is this going to be a thing?
00:07:39Look, they're just like us.
00:07:40They're nothing like us.
00:07:41They're way cooler.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Hey.
00:07:44Stop being so obvious.
00:07:45Oh.
00:07:46Okay.
00:07:47Secret time.
00:07:48How do we become their friends?
00:07:51You want to become BFFs with the neighbors we now seem to be stalking?
00:07:52Yeah, why not?
00:07:53seem to be stalking yeah why not but that sake he's drinking is top shelf he could pour me some
00:07:58and i could pretend to know the difference and then she could show you all the cute boutiques
00:08:01to shop at in the neighborhood yeah because all girls do a shop okay fine i'll learn about the
00:08:05boutiques and what are their names she's definitely a margo oh yeah of course she's clearly
00:08:12margo and that's brent well they're great could also tell me how to sculpt my body or
00:08:18caught a glimpse of his pubes yesterday they were exquisitely manscaped would you ever want me to do
00:08:21that shave your pubes yeah no wouldn't they grow back prickly or something wriggling wait is is he
00:08:29choking oh that guy can't breathe i know she can't see him i know what do we do okay here we go go go
00:08:35yes no no go to the kitchen the kitchen take off your headphones girlfriend oh my this is like an
00:08:40emergency okay uh i should call 911 no you're they're not gonna get there fast enough you need to go over
00:08:45there okay but then they'll know that we were responding yeah but then he won't be dead go okay
00:08:48right i have to go over there go okay yeah all right all right wait chau let's come back come
00:08:56back what what what oh not like that no no no no no no what is she doing oh come on what are you
00:09:02doing come on look look like this yeah yeah go go go go go go go go push push push come on you've got
00:09:10done there go there you go there you go there you go there you go yeah oh my gosh oh my god we
00:09:22Ew!
00:09:23No!
00:09:24Ew!
00:09:25Ew!
00:11:21So this might be a little problematic.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47They know we can see him, so why not?
00:11:50Wait.
00:11:51Somebody's got some company.
00:11:53I think this guy's pretty successful.
00:11:54Yeah, he doesn't take commercials.
00:11:56It's a sore spot, baby.
00:11:57Sorry.
00:11:59Oh.
00:11:59Oh, I think she was there this afternoon.
00:12:01Can't take a look?
00:12:01Yeah.
00:12:02Wow, you're getting so close.
00:12:06I know, right?
00:12:06You're only a hundred bucks.
00:12:07Only, did you negotiate?
00:12:08No, should I have?
00:12:09Yeah, you probably could have gotten for 50.
00:12:11Man.
00:12:13Fun fact, this guy touched her butt earlier.
00:12:16What's he doing?
00:12:19Impromptu photo shoot.
00:12:20Here.
00:12:20It's-a me, Mario.
00:12:27I like her overalls, though.
00:12:29What's happening?
00:12:30What just happened?
00:12:31Hello, world.
00:12:33I do push-ups.
00:12:34Yeah, me too, bub.
00:12:35Sometimes.
00:12:38Take off your shirt.
00:12:39That's what friends do.
00:12:40Best friends?
00:12:40Yeah, we're best friends forever.
00:12:42Aw.
00:12:43Take off your clothes.
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:48Whoa, this is so sus.
00:12:49He's buttering her up.
00:12:51Ooh.
00:12:51Coink.
00:12:52Hey, yo.
00:12:53Boobs.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Boobs, babe.
00:12:55There's boobs.
00:12:58Do you think she wants it?
00:12:59I don't know.
00:13:00Oh, I think she wants it.
00:13:03Oh, I think she wants it.
00:13:06What if Marvel comes home?
00:13:08I know.
00:13:08I know.
00:13:11Are we bad people for watching this?
00:13:13No.
00:13:15This guy gets a lot of action.
00:13:17Um.
00:13:19Okay.
00:13:20Keep watching.
00:13:21Okay.
00:13:23What are you doing?
00:13:24Taking your shirt off.
00:13:25Stay outside.
00:13:28Hey, fuck.
00:13:29Take it off.
00:13:31Oh.
00:13:33Now what?
00:13:34Keep watching.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:45What are they doing?
00:13:47Um.
00:13:49He's kissing our neck.
00:13:51What are we doing?
00:13:52That's real quick.
00:13:52Come on.
00:13:53Pay attention.
00:13:54This is crazy.
00:13:54Pay attention.
00:13:57Um.
00:13:58Okay.
00:14:03Yeah?
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:09Yeah?
00:14:15My turn.
00:14:17Come on.
00:14:18Take a walk.
00:14:19Yes, ma'am.
00:14:19Yes, ma'am.
00:14:23You sure?
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25I love you.
00:14:31I love you.
00:14:31I love you, too.
00:14:33Um, can you go a little faster?
00:14:56Yeah, sure.
00:14:57I'm going to go a little harder.
00:15:00Like that?
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:09I think I'm going to...
00:15:10Can you hold it?
00:15:11Yeah, yeah.
00:15:11Just go around if you have to.
00:15:14No, I'm good.
00:15:14I'm sorry.
00:15:27I'm sorry.
00:15:29It's okay.
00:15:29Why are you both asking?
00:15:35That was faster than usual.
00:15:36It was great.
00:15:38I mean, we just never done that before.
00:15:42It's hot.
00:15:43All right, I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:15:46Love you.
00:15:46Me, too.
00:16:13I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:16I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:17I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:18I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:19I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:20I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:21I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:22I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:23I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:24I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:25I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:26I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:27I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:28I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:29I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:30I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:31I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:32I'm going to get your washcloth.
00:16:33I mean, it's totally obvious.
00:17:00Marco is Brent's wife, serious girlfriend, or whatever,
00:17:02and while she was out of town,
00:17:04Brent got thirsty and straight up cheated on her.
00:17:06That's my theory, too.
00:17:06Ah, okay, how can we be so sure?
00:17:08I mean, maybe they're just, like,
00:17:09in an open relationship or something.
00:17:11No.
00:17:12Or maybe you're projecting your feelings about monogamy onto them?
00:17:15But what are the odds of that, though?
00:17:16What?
00:17:16That they're swingers.
00:17:17Do people use the word swingers anymore?
00:17:19Siri, what percentage of couples are in an open relationship?
00:17:22You think Siri can answer that question?
00:17:23Blumstein and Schwartz found that 15% of married couples
00:17:26share an agreement that allows for extramarital sex.
00:17:2915%?
00:17:29I'm legit impressed.
00:17:30And that's an average, I'm assuming.
00:17:31I bet that within the greater metropolitan area,
00:17:33it's, like, way higher.
00:17:34I mean, this place affects city.
00:17:36Oh, Margo.
00:17:37Yeah, Margo.
00:17:37So wrong.
00:17:42I just wish we could hear what they were saying to each other.
00:17:46Huh.
00:17:47Huh.
00:17:48Brother?
00:17:49Hmm.
00:17:49Sibling?
00:17:50What?
00:17:51Nothing.
00:17:52Jeremy, you just said, huh.
00:17:53Like, huh, I just had a thought that would be relevant
00:17:55to this conversation.
00:17:55So.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:59When Tommy and I were in college,
00:18:00he used to have this huge crush on this super cute lit major
00:18:02named Kylie.
00:18:03All these dorks wanted to get with her,
00:18:04but none of them had the balls to, you know,
00:18:06actually talk to her.
00:18:07Please continue.
00:18:08One night I went over to smoke weed and watch Deep Blue Sea.
00:18:11That's one touch.
00:18:11And I discovered they figured out how to jerry-rigged a laser pointer
00:18:14into a long-range microphone
00:18:15so that we could all low-key listen in
00:18:17on Kylie's private conversations
00:18:19in hopes that she would miraculously
00:18:20be confessing her love for one of them.
00:18:22Mom, Dad, you were an accomplice to this?
00:18:24No.
00:18:25Maybe.
00:18:26Okay, it was his idea,
00:18:27and he mastermined the whole thing
00:18:28after watching a tutorial on YouTube.
00:18:30What happened?
00:18:31Nothing.
00:18:31We turned it on.
00:18:32No.
00:18:33And the instant we got a signal,
00:18:34everybody was crushed
00:18:35because from the moaning and the giggling,
00:18:37it became immediately apparent
00:18:38that Kylie and her roommate
00:18:39were having a naked tickle party
00:18:41with Seth Gildenstein.
00:18:42Gildenstein?
00:18:43Gildenstein, yeah.
00:18:44Kylie was in the 15%.
00:18:45But a trivia note on Seth Gildenstein,
00:18:47never was he seen in a pair of shoes.
00:18:48Okay, what?
00:18:48Like, he only ever wore rollerblades.
00:18:49Yeah, and still somehow got laid.
00:18:51Laid a lot.
00:18:51Enough about Seth's choice of footwear.
00:18:54How does this laser pointer thingy work?
00:18:59Okay, class.
00:19:00Large picture windows,
00:19:02just like this one,
00:19:02when you make a noise,
00:19:03they vibrate.
00:19:04Like, right now,
00:19:05this is vibrating from the sound of my voice.
00:19:06So, if you shine a laser through it,
00:19:08what do you think happens to the beam?
00:19:10It also vibrates.
00:19:11Gold star for you.
00:19:12Exactly.
00:19:12The little dot of the laser
00:19:13wiggles from the vibrations.
00:19:15And if you can capture
00:19:16the pattern of the wiggling,
00:19:17you can translate that into waveforms.
00:19:18You can actually hear.
00:19:19Why haven't we done this yet?
00:19:20Well, Pippa,
00:19:21it's probably illegal.
00:19:22And B, we can't.
00:19:24I mean,
00:19:24if we shine a laser into their apartment,
00:19:26it terminates.
00:19:26There's no way to capture the vibrations
00:19:28from across the street.
00:19:29In order to do that,
00:19:30we'd have to bounce to the beam back here.
00:19:32What?
00:19:32Unless we sneak into Brett's studio
00:19:34and perfectly place a mirror
00:19:35behind his window,
00:19:36we're out of luck.
00:19:37There's a satyr in their apartment.
00:19:39Brett's...
00:19:40You know,
00:19:40the satyr,
00:19:41the Roman fertility spirit?
00:19:42Look.
00:19:42I have a bad idea.
00:20:03I cannot believe
00:20:05we're doing this right now.
00:20:06This is exactly
00:20:07what I'm talking about.
00:20:08Future us is gonna be so impressed.
00:20:09Yeah,
00:20:09what present tense me
00:20:10is freaking the fuck out.
00:20:11Present tense you
00:20:11is also sober.
00:20:12True.
00:20:13What's the worst thing
00:20:13that could happen?
00:20:14I can only step
00:20:34into the field for so long.
00:20:38I can only step
00:20:40into the field for so long.
00:20:43Go,
00:20:43go,
00:20:45go.
00:21:07Or
00:21:07to
00:21:07go.
00:21:12What the fuck was all that?
00:21:42I'll be waiting for your love, I'll be waiting for your love, I'll be waiting for your love.
00:21:52It's a wonderful, terrible decision.
00:21:54A wonderful, terrible decision.
00:21:56Wait.
00:22:00Did you?
00:22:01No, you're good.
00:22:12What was the name of your band?
00:22:28Um, we actually call it stress.
00:22:30Stress?
00:22:31I love that.
00:22:32Sure, you gotta stretch it.
00:22:34What?
00:22:36Where'd you get your cape?
00:22:38It's so sick.
00:22:44Hey.
00:22:45Nice costume.
00:22:46Straight fire, Margot.
00:22:48How's everyone doing over here?
00:22:49Can I get a hit of that?
00:22:51Thanks, Zara.
00:22:55Well, make yourselves at home.
00:22:57Su casa, mi casa.
00:22:59She could have dressed as any of the tenant moms, but no, Margot.
00:23:05So how do we do, chicken?
00:23:07Mission accomplished.
00:23:08Yeah, this is what I like to hear.
00:23:13All right, ready?
00:23:14Copy.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16So, you're looking for a little green dot?
00:23:18Tell me you need to move it up or down or whatever.
00:23:20I don't see it.
00:23:21Well, it's there somewhere.
00:23:22I know, but I don't see it.
00:23:24Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!
00:23:25What?
00:23:26It's like a longer.
00:23:27They were gonna think they were gonna get assassinated.
00:23:29Okay, start lower.
00:23:31Okay.
00:23:32Okay, go right.
00:23:33A little more.
00:23:34Okay, stop, stop, stop.
00:23:35And now go up.
00:23:37A little higher.
00:23:39A little more and stop.
00:23:41Okay, now what?
00:23:42Now, we hope that the angle of the mirror bounced it back here somewhere.
00:23:45This isn't the most scientific of methods.
00:23:47Hold on.
00:23:55Aw.
00:24:07I am so impressed right now.
00:24:08Ah!
00:24:17Wait, wait.
00:24:18Wait, wait.
00:24:27They sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown.
00:24:38Ah!
00:24:39I saw you go to the bathroom with some woman.
00:24:46Do you have fun with everybody?
00:24:47Don't be stupid!
00:24:50Do you think people can't see you?
00:24:53Did you? Hello? Hi?
00:24:54How are you having a conversation?
00:24:56Okay, all right, fine. You really want to do it now?
00:24:58Yeah.
00:24:59Tell me the truth.
00:25:00Do you still love me?
00:25:01Oh, fuck you. What?
00:25:02Do you?
00:25:04How? How, sir? How are you getting into this?
00:25:06Do you still love me?
00:25:07Don't do that.
00:25:09Don't do that.
00:25:10I think you want to leave me, but you haven't got the fucking balls to do it,
00:25:13so you come up with all these ridiculous excuses just to try and make it my fault and not yours.
00:25:16No.
00:25:17No, no, no. I saw you.
00:25:18You know, I shouldn't even have to explain myself. You're supposed to trust me.
00:25:21You really think that I'm going to fuck someone in our apartment?
00:25:23Is that what you think of me?
00:25:24I thought... I saw you.
00:25:26Thought what? I get it, I get it. You're insecure about my work. I get it. That makes sense.
00:25:29Okay, you've told me a hundred times, put me down on my work, who's going to pay for all this?
00:25:32Are you?
00:25:33That's not fair.
00:25:34Huh? Your income going to support us?
00:25:35I mean, if you get divorced, I don't want you down there.
00:25:38Whoa, whoa. I... I don't want a divorce. I... I... No.
00:25:42It's not important to stop thinking about the divorce. I'm trying my best. I'm really trying, but what else can I do?
00:25:47How long am I supposed to pull up with this?
00:25:50I'm sorry.
00:25:52If you're sorry, you'll be changed.
00:25:53I will. I will.
00:25:54Will you? As long as I'll be with you?
00:25:55Yeah.
00:25:56Huh? Will you?
00:25:57Will you change?
00:25:58Yes.
00:25:59You will?
00:26:00Yes.
00:26:01Okay, so did I fuck someone tonight?
00:26:02No. No? No.
00:26:03Was someone sucking my cock?
00:26:04No.
00:26:05No, they won't. Do you still love me?
00:26:06Yes.
00:26:07Then stop acting like such a fucking cock!
00:26:09No.
00:26:10No.
00:26:11No.
00:26:12No.
00:26:13No.
00:26:14No.
00:26:35Are you okay?
00:26:36Guys, I think I'm coming down with something.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:40There's a nasty hangover going through Montreal right now.
00:26:51Hey, Pipsqueak?
00:26:52Can you come here for a sec?
00:27:04Hello.
00:27:06How may I help you?
00:27:07Hi, I'm just looking for some new glasses.
00:27:10Pippa is the best at picking out frames.
00:27:12Really?
00:27:13Did you bring your prescription?
00:27:14No.
00:27:15I actually haven't had my eyes checked in like a few years.
00:27:17It might have changed.
00:27:18Pippa, you could squeeze her in before you're 2.30, right?
00:27:21An eye exam?
00:27:22Oh, that would be great.
00:27:25Sure.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:28I'm Julia, by the way.
00:27:30Pippa, nice to meet you.
00:27:31Nice to meet you.
00:27:32I, F, O, Z.
00:27:37Oh, P?
00:27:38Oh, could be another F.
00:27:42I can't tell.
00:27:43I can't tell.
00:27:45Uh, here.
00:27:49A or B?
00:27:52Um...
00:27:53Can I say that again?
00:27:55A or B?
00:27:57They look exactly the same to me.
00:28:00Is that okay?
00:28:03You have terrible vision.
00:28:04But most people's vision sucks.
00:28:07That's how I have a job.
00:28:09I'm gonna look at the surface of your eye to see if there's any imperfections.
00:28:12So just put your chin right there.
00:28:13Mm-hmm.
00:28:14You wanna see a bright light for a second?
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Wanna come in closer now?
00:28:19Here.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:21Look out.
00:28:22Okay, do you want to come in closer now?
00:28:40Okay, look up, left, good, right, good.
00:28:51Okay?
00:28:57Once again.
00:29:03So indecisive. What do you think?
00:29:05Well, those are definitely more sexy librarian.
00:29:09Sexy librarian?
00:29:11Yeah, like, meet me in the stacks, big boy.
00:29:13Let's read the latest Emma Straub novel together.
00:29:15Where these, they're more femme fatale.
00:29:18Like, I'm gonna bang Dookie Hauser than so-so.
00:29:21Oh my god.
00:29:22Do you think I can pull these off?
00:29:23Of course you can.
00:29:24The great thing about new glasses is you gotta decide who you wanna be.
00:29:28Well, okay. These ones remind me of my barista.
00:29:31So, I guess I am the femme fatale.
00:29:35I think you might be. They really are so you.
00:29:40Hey, um, this might sound weird. Maybe this is awkward.
00:29:46Um, would you ever wanna get a cup of coffee sometime or something?
00:29:50Is that weird?
00:29:51No.
00:29:52Are you sure?
00:29:53No, I'd, I'd love that.
00:29:55I mean, I know we just met, but you seem cool.
00:29:59Well, uh, can I have your number?
00:30:01Yeah, that's all.
00:30:03Awesome. Um, well, some friends of mine opened a spa this weekend.
00:30:06Maybe we could check that out or something.
00:30:08I'll call you.
00:30:09Yeah, that sounds amazing.
00:30:11Bye.
00:30:12Bye.
00:30:15Mom?
00:30:16What's wrong?
00:30:18adalah
00:30:27.
00:30:29Whether it's your birthday, anniversary, or an old Tuesday.
00:30:31There's always a reason to celebrate, so don't let EV ruin your party.
00:30:34Ask your doctor if your heart is helping .
00:30:37.
00:30:41.
00:30:43.
00:30:44What did you say?
00:30:56Oh, we just both have our shirts off and everything is fine and completely professional.
00:31:04Oh, jeez louise.
00:31:08It's a trap!
00:31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, too touchy.
00:31:20Get your big-ass necklace and get out of there, girl.
00:31:22No, it's a charge for it.
00:31:24You usually charge?
00:31:25Oh, yeah, because it's an extra charge.
00:31:27Obviously, you can't be in this favor.
00:31:28I'll make it for you.
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:30Well, I appreciate that.
00:31:32Look, come on.
00:31:33What's the issue?
00:31:34Come on, bruh.
00:31:35I'm not gonna.
00:31:36Look, you can go sit on the metro and wonder what it would have been like if you stayed.
00:31:39Oh, well, you can stay for 30 minutes.
00:31:44I'll make you come out and I'll get you over for a bus come on.
00:31:46This can't actually work.
00:31:49Okay.
00:31:51Ugh.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Feels good, right?
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07What?
00:32:09Uh-huh.
00:32:10What?
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:12What?
00:32:13What?
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15What?
00:32:16Shut up.
00:32:17What?
00:32:18I know!
00:32:19Did you talk to her?
00:32:20If I heard you mean Julia, then yeah.
00:32:22Julia?
00:32:23Julia.
00:32:24But dude, I know what the inside of her oculus looks like.
00:32:26Of all the eye clinics in the world.
00:32:28She walks into mine.
00:32:29And what's even crazier, we totally hit it off and we're gonna hang out this weekend.
00:32:33This is crazy.
00:32:34To be honest, I think that she just needs a friend, someone to talk to about her super unhealthy
00:32:38relationship.
00:32:39Uh, yeah.
00:32:40I saw him today.
00:32:41He-he kind of took advantage of this girl.
00:32:43What?
00:32:44He screwed someone while she was with me?
00:32:45Uh, technically oral, but it was not cool, so.
00:32:49I don't know.
00:32:50I was thinking, and I think maybe this isn't good for us.
00:32:53Yeah, I agree.
00:32:54It felt weird not telling her.
00:32:55Yeah, but it feels weird to be spying on our neighbors, right?
00:32:57I mean, sneaking around, keeping our lights off so they don't see us.
00:33:00You're not really seeing her this weekend, are you?
00:33:02If I was cheating on you, wouldn't you want to know?
00:33:04I don't know that I would.
00:33:05I don't love that you keep going to these hypothetical places.
00:33:07But it's not hypothetical here.
00:33:09That asshole is being totally unfaithful, and we know that.
00:33:12So now I have the moral responsibility to do the right thing.
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:33:17Chicken.
00:33:18Babe.
00:33:19When we decided to move in together, I-I was excited about you and me taking this step.
00:33:23I get that you're trying to do the right thing.
00:33:25I-I-I get it.
00:33:26But let's get back to us.
00:33:28Maybe I-I could just tell her this weekend.
00:33:31Am I not enough for you?
00:33:39I promise I will rip the bandaid off and be done.
00:33:41Who knows?
00:33:42Maybe it'll give her the confidence she need-
00:33:44Where are you going?
00:33:45I'm gonna get a drink.
00:33:46But we were just-
00:33:47HIPPA!
00:33:48She doesn't need to be saved.
00:33:49She doesn't need to be saved by you.
00:33:50This is straight up none of your business.
00:33:52Thomas.
00:34:01Hello?
00:34:02Hello?
00:34:03Hello?
00:34:04Baby, I'm talking to you.
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07Hmm?
00:34:08Me?
00:34:09I was feeling glimming all day because of our little spat last night, and-
00:34:11I really didn't know that.
00:34:12I was kinda hoping I could make it up to you.
00:34:15Baby.
00:34:16Mm-hmm.
00:34:17Um, just-
00:34:18Just relax, will you?
00:34:19I-I am-I am relaxed.
00:34:20I am relaxed.
00:34:21I'm just not really in the mood, okay?
00:34:23You sure I can't convince you?
00:34:25Okay?
00:34:26You sure I can't convince you?
00:34:27I was feeling glooming all day, because of our little spat last night, and-
00:34:29I really didn't know that.
00:34:30I was kinda hoping I could make it up to you.
00:34:31Baby.
00:34:32Um, just-
00:34:33Just relax.
00:34:34Will you?
00:34:35I-I am-I am relaxed.
00:34:36Don't relax.
00:34:37I am relaxed.
00:34:38I am relaxed.
00:34:39Mm-mm.
00:34:40It's just not really in the mood, okay?
00:34:41I'm just not really in the mood, okay?
00:34:42You sure I can't convince you?
00:34:43Okay?
00:34:44Are you sure I can't convince you?
00:34:46You could do about the only stuff.
00:34:49Your reason is just not denying, okay?
00:34:53I forgive you, BSN. I do.
00:35:14Quimpa. Quimpa. Hi. Hi.
00:35:21Oh, my God. I so need this.
00:35:24Kind of had a rough week. Let's go.
00:35:30You seem to really love your job.
00:35:32I do. I don't know.
00:35:34I had the realization the other day that I really like ophthalmology.
00:35:39Like, it just makes sense to my brain.
00:35:41You'd be really good at it. Thank you.
00:35:43But I'm gonna be doing it for the rest of my life.
00:35:46And I finally achieved the one thing that I've worked years and years to do.
00:35:50And in the process, I kind of killed off all possibilities of something else.
00:35:54Yeah.
00:35:55It's like when you're so obsessed with something
00:35:57that you forget to pick your head up and look around and go,
00:36:00Oh, wait. What am I even doing?
00:36:05But you're too far down the rabbit hole.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:11I have the opposite problem as you.
00:36:13And what do you do?
00:36:14I'm kind of trying to figure that out.
00:36:16I was, uh...
00:36:18I was a model.
00:36:20Oh, my God. I say that like I'm embarrassed about it.
00:36:22Um, I was a model, but I'm not anymore.
00:36:25What do you mean?
00:36:26It's complicated.
00:36:28I guess it's hard to find deeper meaning in your work
00:36:31when your job is to force up a smile every day
00:36:33for the world to decide whether you're sexy enough.
00:36:35I mean, even though you feel numb and objectified,
00:36:38you're addicted because your sense of self-worth is all wrapped up in it.
00:36:41I decided that my second nervous breakdown would be my last.
00:36:46I walked away.
00:36:48Now I'm looking at the rest of my life and I'm so lost.
00:36:51But you could do anything.
00:36:54It's holding you back.
00:36:56Honestly, myself, I have like 8,000 interests and zero skills.
00:37:00Come on, that's not true.
00:37:02Seriously, I...
00:37:03I didn't go to college.
00:37:04I can barely type.
00:37:05I just bought this wireless printer
00:37:06and it took me literally forever to figure out how it works.
00:37:08Yeah, well, on the plus side, you don't have any student loans.
00:37:11On my side, I don't have a career.
00:37:14My husband, he got me this job working at this, like, fancy pants photo studio.
00:37:18And it's cool.
00:37:19I get to travel around for gallery openings and such.
00:37:21And it's neat, but it's not my raison d'être.
00:37:30This feels so nice.
00:37:48What are you waiting for?
00:37:57So your husband, what's he doing?
00:37:58Oh, his name's Sebastian. Well, Seth.
00:38:00Seth.
00:38:01He's a photographer.
00:38:02Like, a real one.
00:38:04Kind of a name in that world, actually.
00:38:06He's a genius.
00:38:07I mean, I know people throw that word around a lot, but he really is one.
00:38:11Did you guys meet through work?
00:38:13We might have slept together after a shoot.
00:38:16Usually, when that would happen, it was just another exotic flavor for them to try, but...
00:38:21Seth, he loves me.
00:38:25Sounds like a catch.
00:38:26Oh, and he's, like, incredibly in bed, so...
00:38:30Must be all sunshine and roses then, huh?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34I mean, he's an artist, so he's eccentric.
00:38:39Um, that comes with a certain baggage.
00:38:42But without him, I don't know what I'd do with my life.
00:38:46This is all I've got.
00:38:47This is all I've got.
00:38:49Hmm.
00:39:06Are you okay, Margo?
00:39:10Who's Margot?
00:39:12Julia!
00:39:14I'm so sorry, I know your name!
00:39:16That is so funny!
00:39:18Because I just had this...
00:39:20Anyway, my husband is just a complex individual is all.
00:39:24We should meet him sometime.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:30Hi.
00:39:32Hi.
00:39:34Hi.
00:39:44Hi.
00:39:46Hi.
00:39:48Hi.
00:39:50Hi.
00:39:52Hi.
00:39:54Hi.
00:39:56Hi.
00:40:02Beacon?
00:44:02Yeah, I'm real worried, too.
00:44:04Why are you acting so ridiculous?
00:44:15What did you do?
00:44:16What did you do?
00:44:22Pippa, what did you do?
00:44:23Shh.
00:44:26You told her.
00:44:28I told her I had to.
00:44:39Look at her.
00:44:40Look at her.
00:44:41I know you think this is wrong.
00:44:42I know you think this is wrong.
00:44:42It is wrong.
00:44:43I couldn't just sit back and watch.
00:44:44You didn't need to watch.
00:44:46We both decided to peer in on them.
00:44:47We both did that.
00:44:48So it's not my fault that we discovered this.
00:44:50Wait, what is she doing?
00:44:50It was your idea in the first place.
00:44:51Give me those.
00:44:52Oh, my God.
00:45:01Oh, my God.
00:45:03Is she?
00:45:06Thomas, what do we do?
00:45:09Jesus, are we going to watch this woman stab this man?
00:45:10I'm calling the cops.
00:45:11No, no, you can't call the cops.
00:45:12I'm calling the cops.
00:45:13We're about to watch a murder that you instigated.
00:45:14I didn't tell her to kill anyone.
00:45:16Don't call the police.
00:45:16Then what do we do?
00:45:17I don't know.
00:45:18I don't know.
00:45:46I don't know.
00:45:47I don't know.
00:45:48I don't know.
00:45:49I don't know.
00:45:50I don't know.
00:45:51I don't know.
00:45:52Fuck!
00:45:53I wish we had another room.
00:46:16Say what.
00:46:19What?
00:46:19Tell me this.
00:46:33Yeah?
00:46:33You have every right in the world to be mad at me.
00:46:38I am
00:46:41I'm disappointed
00:46:45You know
00:46:47Yeah
00:46:49I know
00:46:51I want to know that I can trust you
00:46:55You can
00:46:57I want to feel like I'm enough for you
00:47:02You are
00:47:03I'm done
00:47:06I will throw away the binoculars
00:47:09I will not see her again
00:47:11I'm sorry
00:47:13Okay
00:47:20I'm gonna get a hug
00:47:27I love you
00:47:34I love you too
00:47:37No
00:47:46What are you doing?
00:47:52No, no, no, no
00:47:53Oh my God
00:48:03No
00:48:03What do we do?
00:48:08What do we do?
00:48:14Don't
00:48:15I have to go
00:48:19I can't be here
00:48:21Where are you going?
00:48:22No, no
00:48:22Stay with my sisters
00:48:24I just can't be here
00:48:25Thomas, you can't go
00:48:26Thomas, please, you can't go
00:48:29I need you right now
00:48:30No, no
00:48:30I can't be with you
00:48:31Thomas, please
00:48:32I told you we needed to stop
00:48:32But no, you were
00:48:33God damn
00:48:33You said to self-righteous
00:48:34You just had to go and do that
00:48:35Thomas, I'm really scared
00:48:36And I need you
00:48:37Please don't go
00:48:38I love you
00:48:39If you loved me
00:48:39You would have listened to me
00:48:40How was I supposed to know
00:48:41What was gonna happen?
00:48:42Like, what am I supposed to do?
00:48:43There's nothing you can't do, Pippa
00:48:44She's dead
00:48:44Because of you
00:48:45You ended that fucking woman's life
00:48:47You did that
00:48:48I don't even know you anymore
00:48:50Stop
00:48:51We're done
00:48:54It's over
00:48:55Thomas, don't
00:48:57Hi, uh, it's Pippa from L'Optique
00:49:14Yeah, your glasses came in
00:49:16Open until sex
00:49:17Mm-hmm
00:49:18Hi, you haven't reached Julia
00:49:42But if you're feeling quaint
00:49:43Please leave a voicemail
00:49:44Beep
00:49:45Uh, hi
00:49:47Uh, Julia
00:49:48Uh, Julia, it's
00:49:48It's Pippa
00:49:49The ophthalmologist
00:49:51Um
00:49:51I just
00:49:53I wanted to let you know
00:49:54I wanted to let you know
00:49:57Uh, your glasses are ready?
00:50:00Uh, you can
00:50:01I'm really sorry
00:50:04I'm so sorry
00:50:04I didn't know
00:50:05If I would have known
00:50:06I would have never done that
00:50:07I'm so sorry
00:50:08I don't know why
00:50:08I don't know why
00:50:09It would have happened
00:50:10I'm so sorry
00:50:12I'm so sorry
00:50:15I don't know why
00:50:16I don't know why
00:50:17I don't know why
00:50:17I don't know why
00:50:18I don't know why
00:50:19I don't know why
00:50:19I don't know why
00:50:20I don't know why
00:50:20I don't know why
00:50:21I don't know why
00:50:21I don't know why
00:50:22I don't know why
00:50:23I don't know why
00:50:23I don't know why
00:50:24I don't know why
00:50:24I don't know why
00:50:25I don't know why
00:50:25I don't know why
00:50:26I don't know why
00:50:26I don't know why
00:50:27I don't know why
00:50:27I don't know why
00:50:28I don't know why
00:52:58Do I know you?
00:53:00Oh, I don't think you do.
00:53:03You've got a familiar face.
00:53:05Pretty eyes.
00:53:07Thanks.
00:53:07Let's go.
00:53:09Let's go.
00:53:12No, I'm not going to place you order a bucket of time.
00:53:14Do a penicillin?
00:53:15Merci.
00:53:15You don't mind if I say I do.
00:53:23I'll move when your Tinder hookup provides.
00:53:27No, I don't mind.
00:53:30So, stranger, I'm trying to work something out.
00:53:34Can I ask you a question?
00:53:35Um, yeah, sure.
00:53:39It's a personal question.
00:53:43Do you watch pornography?
00:53:45Um, excuse me?
00:53:47Porn.
00:53:48Do you watch it?
00:53:50Not frequently, no.
00:53:51But on occasion.
00:53:52But on occasion.
00:53:53Maybe.
00:53:54Right.
00:53:54Most people watch porn all the time.
00:53:56Husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, lovers, mums, dads, pets, everyone.
00:54:00Everyone watches porn.
00:54:02Now, I bet you there's a dozen people on this block jerking off the porn right this very second.
00:54:05People in very serious relationships.
00:54:08And it doesn't matter, right?
00:54:10Can I ask you another question?
00:54:11You ever been in a serious relationship?
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:16And did your boyfriend or girlfriend?
00:54:19Boyfriend.
00:54:19Did your boyfriend ever masturbate?
00:54:21Um, probably.
00:54:23He did.
00:54:24Did you?
00:54:25Maybe.
00:54:26And did this simple act change the love you had for him?
00:54:30No.
00:54:30Didn't.
00:54:31Why is that?
00:54:31I don't know, because it's meaningless.
00:54:33Exactly.
00:54:34And tell me this.
00:54:35What's the difference between your vibrator and a human penis?
00:54:37How do you know I have a vibrator?
00:54:38Because you're a woman.
00:54:40A vibrator doesn't have feelings.
00:54:43A vibrator isn't connected to a brain.
00:54:44I would argue that most penises aren't connected to a brain.
00:54:46A vibrator isn't connected to a soul.
00:54:48Well, I don't know about you.
00:54:49I've had plenty of sex that was just as meaningless, if not more meaningless, than masturbation.
00:54:52The only difference is, it's just more fun having sex with a person than it is with your hand.
00:54:56Not everyone agrees with you.
00:55:01No.
00:55:03I don't.
00:55:03I don't know how much you fucking love him.
00:55:19Sorry, I'm just, um, I'm going through the most difficult, um, separation of my life right now.
00:55:27And, um, I know I could be a bit blunt.
00:55:30I'm sorry.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:33Thanks.
00:55:34The ass and his masters.
00:55:51Say what?
00:55:52The ass and his masters.
00:55:53It's a fable, you just made me think of it.
00:55:55The ass referring to a donkey, in this case.
00:55:58The story goes, this donkey, he's owned by an herb farmer who doesn't feed him well.
00:56:02He has to work in this garden all day long and he's starving, so he goes to this god, Jupiter.
00:56:06And he's like, hey man, can I please get a new master?
00:56:09I'm starving over here.
00:56:10And Jupiter's feeling really gracious, so he's like, sure thing, wish granted.
00:56:13And the next day, the donkey he has sold to a potter.
00:56:16Great.
00:56:16Life must be peaches and cream now, right?
00:56:18Wrong.
00:56:18It's the worst job a donkey could have.
00:56:20He's fed well, but now he has to carry these super heavy bricks to and fro all day.
00:56:23So, he goes to Jupiter again and he's like, hey Jupiter, I really need another master, please.
00:56:28Jupiter's like, whoa, slow your roll, man.
00:56:30I'm only going to do this one more time.
00:56:32Are you sure?
00:56:33And donkey's like, I got this pain in my back and it won't go away.
00:56:36There's no such thing as Advil yet.
00:56:37Will you please just do me this favor?
00:56:38So, the next day, the donkey is sold again to a leather tanner who hangs donkey, bleeds him out, skins him, and turns him into a pair of sandals.
00:56:48Moral of the story, he who finds discontentment in one place is unlikely to find happiness in another.
00:56:57You know why you still wrote that fable?
00:57:01I just said to show that the grass isn't greener.
00:57:05No.
00:57:07He wrote it for his slaves.
00:57:09So, when they're feeling down, they can tell each other that story and make themselves feel better.
00:57:14When in reality, they were just deeply, deeply repressed.
00:57:18Would it be strange if I asked to take your picture?
00:57:43Watch out for broken gloves.
00:57:45I had a little accident.
00:57:48It's a nice place.
00:57:51Let's break up the good stuff, shall we?
00:57:54Sorry.
00:57:56The grapes are grown under the shadow of a volcano in Italy.
00:58:00So, you're a professional?
00:58:03Sure.
00:58:04You know, my latest exhibition opens in a few weeks.
00:58:16You should come.
00:58:18Oh, I'll think about it.
00:58:24Can you stand there for me?
00:58:25Turn to me.
00:58:33Turn to me.
00:58:35Those eyes.
00:58:37You sure we've never met before?
00:58:38Um, my hair's not really.
00:58:48No, it's good.
00:58:49Um, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:58:54Just do whatever I tell you to do and it'll be perfect.
00:58:57Put your left hand on your shoulder.
00:59:00Head down.
00:59:01Oh, you look so kind.
00:59:05Close to me?
00:59:11Is it okay?
00:59:13No, it's just this jumper.
00:59:16What's your bra look like?
00:59:18Subtle.
00:59:19Look, I work with naked models pretty much every day.
00:59:21So, I forget it's out of the ordinary.
00:59:24But if you're not comfortable, it's cool.
00:59:27Um...
00:59:28No, it's...
00:59:29It's fine.
00:59:32Um...
00:59:33Just, like...
00:59:35Cute.
00:59:38Mind if I snap a few?
00:59:47That let me.
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:49I wasn't proud of you.
00:59:57I tend to take my best pictures when you least expect it.
01:00:04Now what?
01:00:06What about your underwear?
01:00:19Turn away from me.
01:00:26Okay.
01:00:27You've got a magnificent body.
01:00:32Nice to me.
01:00:34Chin up slowly.
01:00:35That's it.
01:00:36Now take off your bra.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37Uh, what?
01:00:39Okay.
01:00:40I'll make it less awkward.
01:00:43What are you doing?
01:00:44What does it look like?
01:00:45Nice socks.
01:00:58Thanks.
01:00:59You're done.
01:01:04You're done.
01:01:05You're done.
01:01:08You're done.
01:01:40What the fuck am I dead in?
01:01:47What's wrong?
01:01:50You just, you know, you just, you just remind me of someone else.
01:01:55I'm so sorry.
01:01:57No, it's not your fault.
01:02:10No, it's not your fault.
01:02:12No, it's not your fault.
01:02:14No, it's not your fault.
01:02:18You're not your fault.
01:02:20I'm so sorry.
01:02:22I don't know.
01:02:52Stop, stop, stop, stop, go get a gun.
01:03:22I don't know.
01:03:52I don't know.
01:04:22I don't know.
01:04:52I don't know.
01:04:54I don't know.
01:04:56I don't know.
01:04:58I don't know.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:02I don't know.
01:05:04I don't know.
01:05:10I don't know.
01:05:16I don't know.
01:05:18I don't know.
01:05:24I don't know.
01:05:26I don't know.
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:34I don't know.
01:05:40I don't know.
01:05:42I don't know.
01:05:48I don't know.
01:05:50I don't know.
01:05:52I don't know.
01:06:00I don't know.
01:06:02I don't know.
01:06:04I don't know.
01:06:06I don't know.
01:06:08I don't know.
01:06:10I don't know.
01:06:12I don't know.
01:06:14I don't know.
01:06:16I don't know.
01:06:18I don't know.
01:06:20I don't know.
01:06:22I don't know.
01:06:24I don't know.
01:06:26I don't know.
01:06:56I don't know.
01:07:28And the next morning, that's when I found him.
01:07:44I had to tell you.
01:07:47I had to tell someone.
01:07:50I understand if you never want to talk to me again.
01:07:55Wait.
01:07:56Pippa, you think this is your fault?
01:07:59I'm the reason it all happened.
01:08:01You cannot blame yourself for this.
01:08:03I caused the whole thing to...
01:08:04No, no, no, no, yes, it is tragic.
01:08:06It's more than tragic.
01:08:07It is fucking insane, but you had no idea that this would happen.
01:08:10I mean, you were just dumped.
01:08:11And, yeah, maybe you deserved it.
01:08:13That part doesn't matter.
01:08:14You are a single woman.
01:08:15And it is common knowledge that the fastest way to mend a broken heart
01:08:18is to do the most unhealthy, fucked-up shit you can possibly think of.
01:08:21Yeah, okay, maybe doing it with a depressed widower that you're stalking is a bit, like, at the extreme end of that,
01:08:25but it is part of the deal.
01:08:27It just, it doesn't feel real.
01:08:29Hey, you are so super fucked up right now.
01:08:34And you better seek therapy, like, tomorrow.
01:08:37You're a good person, Pippa.
01:08:39Even if it doesn't feel like that right now.
01:08:43If I'm such a good person, why do I want to see him again?
01:08:46He's, like, disappeared.
01:08:47I know it sounds irrational, but if I could just see him, maybe I could move on.
01:08:56It's stupid, I know.
01:08:59Okay.
01:09:01Well, if he's not at home, where do you think he is?
01:09:07Pippa?
01:09:10It's opening night.
01:09:17Drink?
01:09:27Sure.
01:09:32I don't think you come.
01:09:34I came.
01:09:35This is really cool.
01:09:38Can't wait to see the photos.
01:09:39Cool.
01:09:40Yeah, it's really fucking cool.
01:09:45Are you okay?
01:09:47That's my cue.
01:09:49Thanks for coming.
01:09:52A, thanks for introducing me.
01:09:54And B, like, not what I pictured.
01:10:07Now, before we begin, I should say that this particular project was a collaboration.
01:10:13My partner in crime on this, the love of my life, Julia Nopatore.
01:10:22So, it seems only right that she should be up here with me.
01:10:27Everyone, Julia.
01:10:28Come on.
01:10:30Come on.
01:10:43Hi.
01:10:44This new exhibition tells a modern fable.
01:10:48It's a tragic tale of a sweet young woman named Pippa.
01:10:52Pippa lives in the apartment we own across the way from our studio.
01:11:08When she and her boyfriend, Thomas, first moved in together, the future was bright.
01:11:13Things were, things were downright peachy.
01:11:16Then, they got a little distracted by the strangers across the way.
01:11:20Fuss.
01:11:22They cared more about what was going on in other people's lives than they did their own.
01:11:26And what started out as a fun little hobby turned into a bit of an obsession.
01:11:29They gate-crashed our Halloween party and planted a microphone so they could secretly listen in on our conversations.
01:11:35Uh, totally illegal, by the way.
01:11:38And yet, somehow, Pippa decided that she was, she was doing the right thing.
01:11:43First, this tore them apart emotionally.
01:11:45Then, it tore them apart forever.
01:11:47Little did she realize, the whole time, that they were watching us.
01:12:00Well, we were watching them.
01:12:08Pippa!
01:12:10Pippa!
01:12:17Pippa!
01:12:41Pippa!
01:12:44Pippa!
01:12:45I don't know.
01:13:15I don't know.
01:13:45Yeah, those are my boobs.
01:14:02This is the place.
01:14:15This is the place.
01:14:45This is the image release form they signed.
01:14:50It's the last page of their lease.
01:14:51Plain and simple.
01:14:53Now, do I know if they actually read it?
01:14:56No.
01:14:57But that's not my responsibility.
01:14:59Let me ask you this.
01:15:01How many times this week has something popped up on your computer screen saying,
01:15:04please agree to the terms and conditions, and you've just clicked yes and not even thought
01:15:07twice about it?
01:15:09I mean, it's something you've grown accustomed to, no?
01:15:10But does that give you the right to, uh...
01:15:15Oh, it's tragic.
01:15:17And we both feel so horrible about it, don't we, Seb?
01:15:19Of course.
01:15:20But if anything, it's a warning.
01:15:21Because it's unprecedented, really, the access we give people into our lives today.
01:15:25It is entirely socially acceptable, no, socially expected for us to be able to stalk people
01:15:30we may or may not know in order to get a glimpse into that partially true version of their lives.
01:15:34Seb and I lived a version of our life for Pippa and Thomas to see.
01:15:37Yes, we created our own narrative and made it available for them to watch.
01:15:41We gave them front row seats.
01:15:44And they did.
01:15:45They tuned right in.
01:15:48All we had to do was watch back.
01:15:55So, uh, in addition to premiering internationally in Tokyo...
01:15:58Everywhere.
01:15:59We've sold it everywhere.
01:16:00It's a rousing success.
01:16:01We're now the toast of the art community.
01:16:03And guess what?
01:16:03We've made a disgusting amount of money in the process.
01:16:05Now, do you have anything actually interesting to ask us?
01:16:18How many times can someone be congratulated?
01:16:21Oh, your favorite.
01:16:24Scassery.
01:16:26Scassery.
01:16:27Who sent it?
01:16:30So thrilled to be featuring the voyeurs in our upcoming season.
01:16:34The Tate.
01:16:35Well, that's great.
01:16:45Baby.
01:16:46You have to get over this.
01:16:55Don't you ever feel guilty?
01:17:01No.
01:17:01Don't you ever feel guilty?
01:17:14I don't even know.
01:17:22Don't you ever feel guilty?
01:17:25I don't even know.
01:17:27Don't you ever feel guilty?
01:17:27Oh, my God.
01:17:47What is she doing?
01:17:48She's fucking lost it.
01:17:50What do you think you know, Pepper?
01:17:57We just want to talk to you.
01:18:27Please, is all this really necessary, Pepper?
01:18:46Just leave me alone.
01:18:47What is it that you're thinking of?
01:18:48I don't know.
01:18:49These are some pretty serious accusation.
01:18:51They must have come from somewhere.
01:18:54Stop fucking us around.
01:18:57When I watched you, I believed every moment.
01:19:08Even though none of it was real.
01:19:10But when Thomas died, it didn't feel true, but he's still gone.
01:19:18He would have never done that.
01:19:20And I don't know for sure, but I think you drugged him.
01:19:25And then you made it look like he did it himself.
01:19:27That is a hell of a theory, Pepper.
01:19:31Do you have any proof?
01:19:33No.
01:19:34Then what were you doing here?
01:19:36You manipulated me.
01:19:39You seduced me.
01:19:41You exposed me.
01:19:43And you think you're going to hurt me again, but you can't.
01:19:46Because I have nothing left.
01:19:49So I just need to know this one last thing, and then you'll never see me again.
01:19:51How could you do this?
01:19:56We didn't.
01:19:58It was you who told me.
01:20:00It's like when you're so obsessed with something that you forget to pick your head up, look around, and go,
01:20:06Oh, wait.
01:20:07What am I even doing?
01:20:08Bet you're too far down the river.
01:20:10You too.
01:20:16I'm sorry.
01:20:22I'm sorry.
01:20:24Julia.
01:20:24Hey.
01:20:25Hey, talk to me.
01:20:26What's wrong?
01:20:27What's wrong, baby?
01:20:28Come on.
01:20:29Come on.
01:20:30Baby, what?
01:20:32What did you do?
01:20:34You weigh a little bit more, so it might take a minute to kick in.
01:20:36What the fuck did you do?
01:20:42That wine was a little gift from me.
01:20:48Look at me.
01:20:50Look at me!
01:20:51Take one final look.
01:20:53Because it's the last thing you're ever going to see.
01:21:06I don't know.
01:21:36It's not bad enough.
01:21:38Yeah.
01:21:44Look how we can see.
01:21:46Are you spiesing our neighbors?
01:21:50Check these two. What do they do?
01:21:52Where are they?
01:21:54Just here.
01:21:58I really need to examine my eyes.
01:22:00Even in your business.
01:22:06I'm all out of hope.
01:22:14One more bad dream.
01:22:16Could bring fall.
01:22:18When I'm far from home.
01:22:20Don't call me on the phone.
01:22:22To tell me I'm alone.
01:22:24It's easy to deceive.
01:22:28It's easy to tease.
01:22:30It's easy to tease.
01:22:32It's easy to tease.
01:22:34It's hard to get.
01:22:36Please.
01:22:38I'm so sorry.
01:22:40I'm so sorry.
01:22:42I'm so sorry.
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