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A surprise marriage proposal thrusts the game into chaos and relationships to the brink HD
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00:00:00Very nice.
00:00:06What you got in there?
00:00:08You know the rules. Couples keep their presence a surprise, too.
00:00:12You told me last year.
00:00:14Uh, no. You found it on my credit card statement.
00:00:16Actually, the credit card company called because they were suspicious about a $124 purchase at a gas station.
00:00:23Okay, I needed every last piece of that beef jerky to properly sculpt it into a meat bouquet.
00:00:27Who ended up with that again?
00:00:30John.
00:00:36It's beautiful.
00:00:38You're not jerking me around.
00:00:40Hey!
00:00:41Remember he tried to plant it in his garden and woke up at 2 a.m. to a yard full of raccoons?
00:00:46Classic John. But seriously, is that more meat?
00:00:50I follow the rules. No hints.
00:00:53All right, well, I will not be taking my chances then, especially after the year this has been.
00:01:01We'll see about that.
00:01:05It's the ghost of Christmas presents. Get it?
00:01:08Yes, I get it, babe.
00:01:10Where are my favorite ales at?
00:01:11All right.
00:01:14Wow!
00:01:14What, did you wrap Marcy's Kia?
00:01:17Isn't there a size limit?
00:01:18Yes. One to eight feet circumference, one to 500 pounds, and a $100 value or more.
00:01:24Correct.
00:01:25You ready for this big guy?
00:01:27Uh, yeah. You know, I'm always ready for PJ and Billy's annual white elephant exchange.
00:01:33Oh, I get top billing now.
00:01:35I know you like the top.
00:01:36Oh, wow. Already? Scott and Joe aren't even here yet.
00:01:39All right, you guys need an eggnog concoction. Let's get it set up.
00:01:44It's boring.
00:01:45Well, don't pick it there.
00:01:49You want it?
00:01:49I guess.
00:01:53Rotate, rotate, rotate.
00:01:55Lower.
00:01:56It is fragile. Please be careful.
00:02:00Going high, going high, going high.
00:02:01Going high?
00:02:02Go high, go high, go high!
00:02:03Next year, bring something smaller.
00:02:06Are you nervous?
00:02:11Only that you're going to blow it.
00:02:13Just tell me which gift not to take.
00:02:15Red shoe bucks.
00:02:17Knock yourself out with anything else.
00:02:21You do know that eggnog is actually disgusting, and I only drink these for you, right?
00:02:26And that is why you are my favorite.
00:02:29I'll let your gift do the talking.
00:02:30Maybe not this year.
00:02:31No hints.
00:02:33PJ.
00:02:33Okay.
00:02:34So, how's the new job going?
00:02:37Um, it's fine.
00:02:39Not exactly inspiring.
00:02:41But, it's paying the bills.
00:02:44And Sean?
00:02:45Still finding himself.
00:02:46But he's happy.
00:02:47I'm happy with it.
00:02:48I wish you were my wife.
00:02:51I think Billy would have something to say about that.
00:02:54I'm pretty sure Billy would rather get stuck with another wine cork bulletin board than a bride.
00:02:59Before I put a cork in it, it's perfect for board meetings.
00:03:05Give me one Riesling.
00:03:06Why not?
00:03:08It's not even done, Billy.
00:03:11He did try to sell that.
00:03:13Never works.
00:03:16Did someone say white elephant pate?
00:03:19I think so.
00:03:20I mean, not technically.
00:03:22Who's got the eggnog whisky?
00:03:24I'm pushing rum this year.
00:03:26And it's all the same.
00:03:26Joey just needs some holiday spirit, if you know what I mean.
00:03:29This is heavy.
00:03:31Do you have a dolly?
00:03:32Oh, that little thing?
00:03:33Who knows?
00:03:33Maybe it's a trick and there's a small little box inside.
00:03:36Oh, come on.
00:03:37That is a rookie move.
00:03:39This is a veteran white elephant.
00:03:42I think the three of us can handle it.
00:03:44Be gentle, all right?
00:03:45She's valuable.
00:03:46Very valuable.
00:03:47No hints.
00:03:48Did you clear the dollar value this year, Billy?
00:03:51Okay, I spent $123 on that beef jerky last year.
00:03:54$124.
00:03:55I spent $124 on that beef jerky last year.
00:03:58That's your bad, because my homemade gifts are much more resourceful.
00:04:02Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:04:02And how did making a chair out of duct tape cost $100?
00:04:05Uh-huh, well, we used some of the duct tape before.
00:04:08What?
00:04:09Never mind.
00:04:10Never mind, never mind.
00:04:11One of my favorites.
00:04:13Is that duct tape?
00:04:15Yes, it is.
00:04:16That's ducking awesome.
00:04:18Is there a weight limit on this thing?
00:04:20Oh, careful.
00:04:21Last person that tried to sit on that got abducted into thin chair.
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:26Huh?
00:04:27Huh?
00:04:28Okay.
00:04:28Huh?
00:04:29Creativity's encouraged, right?
00:04:30That is correct.
00:04:31Thank you, Marcy.
00:04:32All right, why don't you guys get the gifts, and I will get your lovely lady a cocktail.
00:04:38About time.
00:04:39Bye.
00:04:41One, two, three.
00:04:43Oh, yeah, this is heavy.
00:04:45Hold you.
00:04:46Take.
00:04:47Hold you.
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:49Ah.
00:04:51Okay, Joey, what's it going to be?
00:04:52We have eggnog with just about anything.
00:04:56What kind of mixture goes with every alcohol?
00:04:57Just the eggnog will be fine.
00:05:02What?
00:05:10Oh, my God.
00:05:11Scott doesn't know yet.
00:05:13What about your rope punch?
00:05:15I have mastered the fake drink things.
00:05:17Watch.
00:05:18That's impressive.
00:05:23No, that's good.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25Well, congratulations.
00:05:27I am...
00:05:27Shocked.
00:05:28Yeah.
00:05:28Shocked.
00:05:29Were you guys trying?
00:05:30No, we weren't trying.
00:05:32I think my IUD expired.
00:05:34Honest to God, I was considering gifting mine this Christmas.
00:05:38Sorry, why haven't you told Scott?
00:05:40Is it his?
00:05:41Jesus, PJ, yes.
00:05:42I may be the female Christian gray in the bedroom, but I am monogamous.
00:05:46Okay, well, I'm going to tell you something.
00:05:48You're going to need a lot more leather if you're going to hide this from him.
00:05:51I'll tell him.
00:05:51I just don't know how.
00:05:53The Joey he loves can hold her own with him.
00:05:56Clyde doesn't want Bonnie pushing around a baby stroller.
00:06:00Okay, they robbed banks.
00:06:02You two just stay up past 11 watching Outer Banks.
00:06:06V. Joey robbed a sperm bank.
00:06:08Okay, ha ha.
00:06:10I shouldn't have said anything.
00:06:12Just...
00:06:12No, please.
00:06:14Keep it to yourself.
00:06:15No, Joey, of course you should tell us.
00:06:17We're your best friends.
00:06:18If we can't conceal your pregnancy from your boyfriend while you work your way through denial,
00:06:22then who can?
00:06:24Yo!
00:06:26So?
00:06:27What are we doing this year?
00:06:28Scott, we were just talking about you.
00:06:29What's going on?
00:06:30Ooh.
00:06:30How about fog knocks?
00:06:32Oh, God.
00:06:33Scott, do I dare ask?
00:06:35Eggnog and tequila.
00:06:36Gets you foggy.
00:06:37Oh, I like that.
00:06:39What about Nog on a log with celery and peanut butter?
00:06:42I know you're joking, but I would totally try that, actually.
00:06:45No, Scott.
00:06:46That's a good idea.
00:06:47All right, cheers.
00:06:48Okay.
00:06:48Cheers.
00:06:49To swapping, right?
00:06:50Yes.
00:06:50Cheers.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51And I'm not talking about our gift exchange.
00:06:53Oh, my God.
00:06:54Why do I even...
00:06:55I don't let him speak.
00:06:57I do not know.
00:06:58Ebeneezers.
00:06:59Oh!
00:07:07Hey!
00:07:07Hey!
00:07:08Mary!
00:07:08Don't say it!
00:07:10Are any of us even Jewish?
00:07:11Um, I am.
00:07:13Thank you for remembering, husband.
00:07:15Where's Beth?
00:07:16Oh, uh, she's coming a little later.
00:07:18I think she's still getting a gift.
00:07:20What?
00:07:21We don't do last-minute gifts.
00:07:23Yeah.
00:07:24She knows no Snuggies, right?
00:07:25Yeah, no.
00:07:26She's just...
00:07:27She's been really, really busy at work lately.
00:07:30But don't worry.
00:07:31She never disappoints, so...
00:07:32That is true.
00:07:33Last year, she brought that electric scooter.
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35That was a competitive item.
00:07:38I feel so alive!
00:07:40Hey, scoot over!
00:07:41Let me show you how I roll.
00:07:45Um, that was actually mine.
00:07:48Good to see you, Wayne.
00:07:49Yeah, you guys, too.
00:07:50How's it going?
00:07:50Thank you, guys.
00:07:51I can take a gift for you.
00:07:52Oh, thanks, man.
00:07:54What time are we starting?
00:07:55No rush.
00:07:56Whenever Beth gets here.
00:07:57And I reach my pal for wild elephanting.
00:07:59You have a pal for everything.
00:08:01Wait, what's a pal?
00:08:02A perfect alcohol level.
00:08:03You know how whenever you're, like, playing billiards or darts or golf and you get better
00:08:07as you drink, but only when you reach, like, a certain level?
00:08:10And then you take one sip further and you're just terrible?
00:08:12Oh, yeah.
00:08:13That, my friend, is a pal.
00:08:14That is brilliant.
00:08:15So what's your pal for white elephant?
00:08:18Is that really a verb?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:19Well, that's the thing.
00:08:20You just have to know it when you reach it.
00:08:22Especially your sex pal.
00:08:25Sex pal is very real, yes.
00:08:27Okay, Wayne, can I get you something to drink?
00:08:30Yes, sure.
00:08:31PJ, just whatever's easy.
00:08:32Eggnog and rum?
00:08:34Sure.
00:08:34I like the glass, by the way.
00:08:35Oh, thank you.
00:08:36White elephant exchange four years ago.
00:08:39Marcy has never forgiven me.
00:08:42Give them back.
00:08:43Or I will kick you in the shin.
00:08:45Try it.
00:08:46Ladies, ladies, keep it glassy.
00:08:49No.
00:08:52Yeah, that was before we banned holiday-themed gifts.
00:08:55I forgot about that.
00:08:57What about the beef jerky poinsettia?
00:08:59Uh, that was not specifically a poinsettia, although it was a lovely shade of red until
00:09:04John fed it to the neighborhood raccoon faction.
00:09:07You said I could place it anywhere.
00:09:09Wait, why do we ban the holiday-themed gifts again?
00:09:12Because they're generic.
00:09:13We're like bottles of booze.
00:09:16I mean, nobody appreciates a handle of sweet, sweet whiskey more than me, but for white elephant,
00:09:20we could do better than that.
00:09:22That isn't specifically why it was banned, but it is true.
00:09:26You guys, the exchange is a tradition to honor our friendship and to keep it alive as we
00:09:34get older.
00:09:35The gifts are symbols of that friendship and should be used or displayed or whatever,
00:09:42all year long.
00:09:43Yeah, that's exactly what I told Joey about the sexy nurse costume I got her for Halloween.
00:09:46Yes, same concept, sort of.
00:09:49Well said, babe.
00:09:50Cheers to our lifelong friendship and the creative gifts that represent it.
00:09:58Yay.
00:09:59Cheers.
00:09:59Cheers.
00:09:59Cheers.
00:10:00Cheers.
00:10:04Oh, what's stirring up?
00:10:06That's so sweet.
00:10:07No, no, no, it's not about you guys.
00:10:10I mean, I love all of you, but it's just...
00:10:12You okay, bud?
00:10:16Is it Beth?
00:10:17Is she dying?
00:10:19No.
00:10:20No, she's not dying, John.
00:10:21She's just...
00:10:22I just don't know if we're going to work out.
00:10:26What makes you think that?
00:10:28Yeah, maybe you're overthinking it.
00:10:30Well, she said, I don't know if we're going to work out.
00:10:34Yeah, that's pretty clear.
00:10:36So, is she not coming?
00:10:38Because that could really affect the exchange.
00:10:40John, can you just not think about that for a minute?
00:10:43Wayne, is there something that happened, or...?
00:10:46Did you propose to her dressing up as furs and she was into it, and now it's awkward?
00:10:49That is oddly specific, and no.
00:10:52No?
00:10:52Not at all what happened.
00:10:53Really?
00:10:54She just said that she's, like, still figuring herself out, and that she's not ready to settle
00:10:59down yet, and...
00:11:01Who is?
00:11:02Not you, apparently.
00:11:03Well, you're the one who's always saying I'm figuring myself out.
00:11:06What does that mean, anyway, settle down?
00:11:08You can't have commitments and still be a fun, normal person.
00:11:11No, right?
00:11:12Says the commitment-phobe.
00:11:14I'm not a commitment-phobe, I'm a marriage-phobe.
00:11:17That's a very bit different.
00:11:19Dude, just let her work her stuff out.
00:11:21I mean, you're a world-class guy, with world-class friends, and she'll realize that.
00:11:26Scott is right.
00:11:28Sometimes women just need a little space to get through our heads.
00:11:33It'll be okay.
00:11:35I promise.
00:11:39Thank you, guys.
00:11:41And please just don't say anything.
00:11:44Or make it awkward.
00:11:45I mean, she really does love you guys and is really excited about tonight, so...
00:11:49Is that why she waited until the day to get her gift?
00:11:51Oh, no, no.
00:11:52I was just lying about that.
00:11:53No, she just wanted to drive separately, so...
00:11:55She gains a bit more respect back from me, then.
00:11:58Girls, should we help PJ with the spread?
00:12:00Oh, I'll help you spread.
00:12:03Oh, Scott, come on, man.
00:12:05Keep it classy.
00:12:06It is classy.
00:12:08I'm sorry, Billy.
00:12:14I didn't...
00:12:14Couldn't you wait, Wayne?
00:12:16I know, I don't want to ruin your big night, man.
00:12:18No, it's fine.
00:12:18We're all together, all right?
00:12:20That's what makes it special.
00:12:22And PJ's been wanting this so long, nothing could ruin it.
00:12:25You are a brave man.
00:12:27I mean, I'll be with Joey forever, but there's no reason to make it official.
00:12:31Most married people cheat anyway.
00:12:33I'm not sure that's true.
00:12:35I love being married.
00:12:36Well, that's because your wife financially supports you.
00:12:38Play nice.
00:12:40I'm sorry.
00:12:40She does.
00:12:41It's fine.
00:12:42But it's more than just that.
00:12:43It's more just having someone to share your life with.
00:12:47That sounds nice.
00:12:50So how is this going to work?
00:12:52I try to keep it as simple as possible.
00:12:54It's all about nobody taking my gift, which is the red shoebox, by the way, right up front.
00:12:58All right, we'll draw numbers like we always do for our order.
00:13:01And if she picks near the end, then she'll likely have to pick it first.
00:13:05Holly Jean Adams, will you marry me?
00:13:08Oh, my God, yes!
00:13:10Yes!
00:13:11Yes!
00:13:13Yes!
00:13:14But what if she picks early?
00:13:16Well, then we do what makes the game fun anyway.
00:13:19And we keep stealing from her.
00:13:21Oh, my gosh, one, baby!
00:13:23Ah, this is mine.
00:13:27Yes.
00:13:29Oh!
00:13:30Oh!
00:13:32Oh!
00:13:33Oh!
00:13:33Girls' night!
00:13:35I will take that thing.
00:13:37Thank you!
00:13:38Oh, look at this!
00:13:40Oh, that's insane!
00:13:42Ooh, well-behaved women seldom make history.
00:13:47Ooh!
00:13:47Yeah, that is nice!
00:13:48Oh, yeah, on brand!
00:13:49Yeah, it's really nice.
00:13:52I think I'm going to take that.
00:13:53What?
00:13:53What?
00:13:53But what if she gets another gift three times?
00:13:58If we see her taking a liking to something, we're going to have to step up our game.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:03Work together.
00:14:04What?
00:14:05Perfect place for the show.
00:14:06Come on!
00:14:07Do this.
00:14:08What?
00:14:09No!
00:14:10Come on.
00:14:11Hey!
00:14:12Yes!
00:14:13What?
00:14:14No!
00:14:15That's three!
00:14:16That is three.
00:14:17What the hell?
00:14:18What if we get stuck with something we don't really want?
00:14:19Hmm?
00:14:20It could...
00:14:21What happened?
00:14:22Huh?
00:14:23And I will make it up to you.
00:14:24Listen, no one is going to be thinking about the exchange after the proposal.
00:14:29We wish you a Merry Christmas!
00:14:30We wish you a Merry Christmas!
00:14:31We wish you a Merry Christmas!
00:14:32We wish you a Merry Christmas!
00:14:33We wish you a Merry Christmas!
00:14:34We wish you a Merry Christmas!
00:14:35And a Happy Hanukkah!
00:14:36All right.
00:14:37I guess you've thought of everything.
00:14:38It's going to be great.
00:14:39Best white elephant ever.
00:14:40Yes!
00:14:41Seriously.
00:14:42So sad for Wayne.
00:14:43He's so sweet.
00:14:44Yeah, it sounds like he's going to be on the market soon, so maybe we could set him
00:14:58up.
00:14:59Hmm.
00:15:00I did have a little crush on Wayne.
00:15:02Before Billy.
00:15:03Really?
00:15:04I mean, I didn't really know him, and before I could, Billy swept me off my feet.
00:15:11I thought it was more of a gradual sweeping.
00:15:14Oh, no, no.
00:15:15No, it was instant.
00:15:17How you feeling, Joby?
00:15:20I don't know how people do this.
00:15:22I'm sorry.
00:15:23What does it feel like to have another being growing inside of you?
00:15:27It's, um, it's kind of like this spread, actually.
00:15:32What?
00:15:33I think you're just hungry.
00:15:35No, no, no.
00:15:36It's like a little bit of everything.
00:15:39Hmm.
00:15:40Um, some days I feel like my life is over.
00:15:45Oh.
00:15:46And then I see the picture of my ultrasound, and I see this strange alien thing growing inside,
00:15:52and even though it really grosses me out, it's my alien thing, and I smile and think about
00:16:01dressing it.
00:16:03Some days I just want to have sex all day.
00:16:12Okay.
00:16:13And some days I just want to throw up.
00:16:18And yes, I'm also super hungry all the time.
00:16:27Oh!
00:16:28Oh!
00:16:29I'm gonna probably shouldn't have ate that part?
00:16:31I'm getting a little carried away.
00:16:33Wow.
00:16:34That was a super impressive visual representation of pregnancy.
00:16:39Seriously, guys?
00:16:41What the hell am I gonna do?
00:16:44I say tell him tonight.
00:16:45It's all about surprises anyway.
00:16:47That's very true.
00:16:50I don't think it's gonna be the right time.
00:16:55Billy!
00:16:56There she is.
00:16:57Come on in.
00:16:58Hi!
00:16:59Sorry I'm late, work stuff.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:01Thank you for hosting again, you know, including us all in you know what.
00:17:06Hey.
00:17:07Hey, uh, do you want to take this for me?
00:17:10Yeah, sure.
00:17:11Cool, thanks.
00:17:12You sure there's a gift in here?
00:17:13Yeah.
00:17:14Yeah, I'm sure.
00:17:15Hi, Beth!
00:17:16Hi!
00:17:17Yeah, sorry I'm late, guys.
00:17:18Oh, no worries.
00:17:19You didn't miss much.
00:17:21Well, it's great that you guys are all keeping this alive still.
00:17:24I mean, hey, some people do karaoke or hiking.
00:17:27We do a white elephant.
00:17:29You know, I'm actually training for a big climb right now.
00:17:32Yeah, it took me about three weeks to realize that I actually hate hiking.
00:17:36So, stop?
00:17:38You know, I think it's too late.
00:17:39Plus, you know, maybe I'll grow to like it.
00:17:41I thought I would grow to like cuddling.
00:17:43Nope.
00:17:44Really?
00:17:45The worst.
00:17:46I love cuddling with John.
00:17:48He's like a little tapy.
00:17:49Aw, you should gift him.
00:17:51Um, no living gifts.
00:17:53Do you guys remember the albino turtle?
00:17:56Aw, he's so cute.
00:17:59It's really rare.
00:18:00I shelled out a lot for it.
00:18:06Pretty sure Billy just spray painted him white.
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:09You know, Wayne and I cuddle.
00:18:11Really?
00:18:12Huh.
00:18:13I mean, really.
00:18:15That's so sweet.
00:18:16I expected that.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18That's cute.
00:18:19We knew that.
00:18:20Um, you want to get a drink?
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:24We have eggnog.
00:18:25It's so good.
00:18:26Deck the halls with vows of holly.
00:18:33Tis the season to be jolly.
00:18:39Don me now our gay apparel.
00:18:45Troll the ancient jewel tag carol.
00:18:51Hey, whatcha doin'?
00:18:56Just making sure they all look equally presentable.
00:18:59Hmm.
00:19:00You ever worry you might be going a little overboard sometimes?
00:19:03Hmm.
00:19:04Never.
00:19:05No.
00:19:06Well, I admire your attention to detail,
00:19:09but maybe you could pay more attention to your friends.
00:19:13I am.
00:19:14John and Marcy at the food,
00:19:15and Wayne and Scott are talking about their fantasy football teams.
00:19:18I'm sad for Wayne.
00:19:19I've known Wayne since his freshman year,
00:19:21and if there's a problem in his relationship,
00:19:23it's not all her.
00:19:25What do you mean?
00:19:27You know, he's insecure.
00:19:29Like, needy.
00:19:31I don't think wanting to be loved means that you're needy.
00:19:35Did I say that?
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:39Anyway.
00:19:40Are you ready?
00:19:41Should we start?
00:19:42Yeah, let's do it.
00:19:43I have a feeling there's going to be a big surprise tonight.
00:19:46You do?
00:19:48I mean, there always is.
00:19:50Ladies and gentlemen, gather round, gather round.
00:19:56Let's leave our drinks in the kitchen.
00:19:58We're four for four years on spillage.
00:20:00All right, it is time to start what you all came here for.
00:20:05Free food?
00:20:06Okay, yes, but also the fifth-ish anniversary of the White Elephant Exchange.
00:20:16I'm pretty sure it's six.
00:20:17Well, I don't think we count the year we tried to double it as John and Marcy's engagement party.
00:20:21Remember they took all the gifts, we just got cufflinks?
00:20:24Yeah, that was awesome.
00:20:25Pretty cool.
00:20:26All right, before we begin, does anyone have any rule additions or changes they would like to propose for a vote?
00:20:32Yeah, are we old enough to ban the sex stuff?
00:20:35Nay!
00:20:36Sorry, sex stuff lives.
00:20:38Should we reconsider the ban on Guy and Liz?
00:20:41Ooh, I'd be open to that. I miss Liz. What did they even do?
00:20:45No, they missed a year.
00:20:46I know, but I mean, as we get older, that does seem kind of harsh, right?
00:20:49I mean, people have other things, right?
00:20:51That's the idea of the rule.
00:20:53I mean, the whole point of this is to get everybody together.
00:20:56Why even do it if it's something you can just skip and go caroling with your neighbors?
00:20:59I don't think people carol anymore.
00:21:01Well, they should. And we should keep the rule.
00:21:04Okay, then. Let's draw numbers.
00:21:34When a horse was leaning like this fortune seemed his life.
00:21:36He got it to a drifted beggar got out of sight.
00:21:39Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle jingled all the way.
00:21:44Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle jingled all the way.
00:21:50Let's get ready to White Elephant!
00:21:56Wait, take your seat.
00:22:00Beth, hey, save your seat.
00:22:02It's okay. I think I'm gonna stand for just a bit.
00:22:05Thanks.
00:22:06Alright, who's first?
00:22:07Uh, that would be me, actually.
00:22:09Lucky!
00:22:10You do remember from doing this multiple times that first was the worst spot, right?
00:22:14Oh, yeah.
00:22:15Nice.
00:22:19Okay, wow.
00:22:25Okay.
00:22:26Make it good.
00:22:28Alright, so I think we are gonna start simple this year.
00:22:33What makes you think it's simple?
00:22:35I don't know. It's kind of.
00:22:43That's great wrapping. Good job.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:50Rosé all day.
00:22:53That's the perfect gift for me. Wow.
00:22:55Try it on. Try it on. Try it on. Try it on.
00:23:00Try it on.
00:23:04Good luck.
00:23:05Don't get too comfortable in that, buddy. I will take that.
00:23:08Ooh.
00:23:10Oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh.
00:23:12Try it on.
00:23:13Try it on.
00:23:17Oh, yeah.
00:23:18Oh, it was made for me.
00:23:20Yeah.
00:23:21Rosé all day.
00:23:22There she is.
00:23:23At night.
00:23:24There she is.
00:23:25At night.
00:23:26Okay. Okay.
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:28I am bummed to lose that to female Hugh Hefner over here.
00:23:31Every rosé has a stone.
00:23:32Nice one.
00:23:34But I did also have my eye on this.
00:23:39There we go.
00:23:41I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
00:23:43Yeah, please.
00:23:44What is this?
00:23:45Is this a mechanical bowl or?
00:23:55Wait a sec.
00:23:56No.
00:23:57It's like an inflatable water toy.
00:23:59Or?
00:24:03Is this a mechanical bowl inflatable water toy?
00:24:06Oh my God.
00:24:08That's awesome.
00:24:09Now that is a white elephant gift.
00:24:12Who is that?
00:24:14Thank you, everyone.
00:24:15That's amazing.
00:24:16I don't have a pool.
00:24:17No, it works in lakes too.
00:24:18I don't care if we're doing it in the tub.
00:24:20We are trying that out tonight.
00:24:22Try it out.
00:24:23Try it out.
00:24:24Try it out.
00:24:25Try it out.
00:24:26Try it out.
00:24:27Try it out.
00:24:28Try it out.
00:24:29Try it out.
00:24:30Try it out.
00:24:33Ooh.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Start slow.
00:24:36Start slow.
00:24:37I'm getting the hang of it, okay?
00:24:40Woo!
00:24:41Woo!
00:24:42Woo!
00:24:43Woo!
00:24:44Woo!
00:24:45Woo!
00:24:46Woo!
00:24:47Woo!
00:24:48Oh, no!
00:24:49Are you okay?
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:51I'm fine.
00:24:52I'm fine.
00:24:53Oh my gosh.
00:24:54I am so sorry.
00:24:55Way to grab the bull by the horns there, bud.
00:24:57It's all right.
00:24:58He's a soldier.
00:24:59Here, let's just, uh, corral this over here.
00:25:02Wait, uh, who's up next?
00:25:04I am three.
00:25:05All right, here we go.
00:25:06Uh-uh.
00:25:07Turn away, my friend.
00:25:08My wolf.
00:25:09Oh, relax.
00:25:10I don't believe in taking your own gifts.
00:25:12It's not against the rules, though.
00:25:14I'm going to the tree.
00:25:16Hey, hey, hey.
00:25:17Gentle.
00:25:19Whoa, whoa.
00:25:20I thought we weren't supposed to be gifting alcohol?
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22I stand corrected.
00:25:23Wow.
00:25:24Okay.
00:25:25Uh, maybe Wayne should wear this on the bull.
00:25:26Ah.
00:25:27Oh my God.
00:25:28Is that, is that autograph?
00:25:29Oh, no.
00:25:30No.
00:25:31No.
00:25:32No.
00:25:33No.
00:25:34No.
00:25:35No.
00:25:36No.
00:25:37No.
00:25:38No.
00:25:39No.
00:25:40No.
00:25:41No.
00:25:42No.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44No.
00:25:45No.
00:25:46No.
00:25:47No.
00:25:48No.
00:25:49No.
00:25:50No.
00:25:51елix County.
00:25:52Is that autograph by DeRoy Jones?
00:25:53Who?
00:25:54Only the greatest tight end in the history of ISU
00:25:57Ooo, I'd take the greatest tight end ever.
00:25:59Billy's favorite player, what are coincidences?
00:26:00Uh, I don't think it's a coincidence, John.
00:26:03Clearly PJ's using our white elephant to get a boyfriend a cool gift.
00:26:07of a friend a cool gift?
00:26:08Oh, blasphemy!
00:26:09That is not true!
00:26:10I thought all men worship DeRoy Jones.
00:26:13Joey wants a piece, too, right?
00:26:14Mmm, I don't think I buy it.
00:26:17Marcie, what's the rule of buying for a specific person?
00:26:18specific person I don't think that's come up Scott you guys I buy Billy
00:26:23presents all the time why would I need to get him something in the exchange
00:26:26let's just move on you just want your hands on my tight end okay
00:26:31I'm up
00:27:01oh it feels nice not that I would wear it over anything
00:27:08I'll take it you can't even drink rosé wait what why can't she drink rosé she's
00:27:17allergic yeah no she's not not to wine of course but to um to roses I don't think
00:27:27there's roses and rosé agree to disagree or maybe I don't I just want this soft
00:27:33robe all over my body I want that body on my body moving on who's next
00:27:39wait a minute I get to go again after losing to the Joey grail almost good
00:27:49you know there's a really a nice shoebox shaped present right there
00:27:59yeah I see that no you have to open it fully
00:28:07no you have to open it fully
00:28:18good cheese an intimacy pillow what is an intimacy pillow it looks like a giant
00:28:31foam doorstop how was this over $100 oh the packaging says that it was approved by
00:28:37more sex therapists than any other pillow just saying oh okay and you accused me of
00:28:42buying for my significant other I mean you did bring the nightie last year remember
00:28:46I mean yeah everyone did end up wearing that gift it was almost weird
00:29:16besides a pillow is a much more universal gift than a helmet that belongs to
00:29:22whatever his name is DeRoy Jones this is not just a pillow try it out try it out
00:29:31yes try it out sorry no I will not be trying this out boo oh god okay can we do a refill break
00:29:40yes yeah yeah five minute pea eggnog break didn't sound right
00:29:46you having fun yeah yeah you besides the concussion from the bull accident yeah right yeah that was
00:29:58funny that was funny yeah see you laughing at me I can be useful you know Wayne come on
00:30:04sorry did you tell them tell them what come on I mean I'm gonna mention something but it's not a big deal I mean everybody's just waiting for those proposals so that's why I came
00:30:19that's why I came that explains it Wayne I'm kidding relax okay
00:30:25your present is ahead yours too
00:30:31Joey's pregnant are you okay I had the exact same reaction that's just not who I would have expected right I always thought we would have been the first
00:30:43aww should we have been the first I mean we can't pass them babe that's not how it works that's not what I meant but I mean should we be talking about this I can get a better job
00:30:53John can you stop apologizing about your job all the time sorry Wayne made a comment earlier and it was we're changing the subject anyway right is that a sign not for me I mean you can keep working I can stay home you're sweet I always wanted to be a manny I don't think it's called mannying or
00:31:13nannying when it's your kid I think it's just called parenting agree to disagree
00:31:17okay everybody five minutes is up let's get on with it all right who's number five I'm five
00:31:31thank you that did not last long it's hard to last long with an intimacy pillow
00:31:39and in the least surprising steal of the night come on no try it out chance come on
00:31:45back to you PJ and remember there is a nice shoebox shape present still under the tree
00:31:52hmm yeah I don't think I can handle going back to the tree
00:31:56again so yeah give it to me I knew it okay well thank you my lady there are no take backs so my choices are a helmet that belongs to some random football player
00:32:16Roy Jones a floating mechanical bull for pools or lakes that none of us have or an intimacy
00:32:23pillow that my boyfriend is holding on to for dear life well when you put it that
00:32:27way I'm going to the tree yeah
00:32:32let's see
00:32:35all right
00:32:39oh it's an envelope oh is it another soap on the rope of the month club membership
00:32:46soap on a rope I love you try it out try it out try it out
00:32:56whoa how's it hanging
00:33:01it doesn't look like soap I think it's a european vacation I'm sorry
00:33:09scotch flights hotels winery tours
00:33:12oh I'm in for one what it's one vacation for one person who would want to go on a nice vacation
00:33:23like that alone I know
00:33:28sorry guys I I just I bought it on a whim a few weeks ago and I thought it could be a fun item right
00:33:34everyone could use a vacation did you buy it for yourself I mean it's allowed no no really no I
00:33:41I don't know it was just one of those days I guess no you knew none of us would want to go on a solo
00:33:47vacation so you used it to get out of having to buy something no I honestly I yes I bought it but
00:33:53I'm not even sure that I want to use it so I thought I might see if someone else might want it more
00:33:57why can't you just be honest about it like you bought a one person trip because you were done with
00:34:02me so why did you even come tonight Wayne these are my friends too and I'm not just done with you I'm
00:34:08sorry I just I I don't know what hey guys hey let's go check on the food yeah no no no it's okay
00:34:17look this is what tonight is all about it's about being together right so this is
00:34:22my life now I guess the woman I love would rather travel to Europe sleeping with French guys named
00:34:30Felipe than be with the person who wants to take care of her that's fine wait this comes with French
00:34:34guys sorry maybe I don't want to be taken care of I don't know I mean is this it I'm not sure I'm
00:34:44ready for that I'm not as old as you guys are out no I'm sorry that came out wrong I just
00:34:52maybe I just need to live a little I guess
00:34:54you want to live think get an inflatable bowl or get an intimacy pillow this is mine
00:35:04Beth we've built something and I appreciate that I do I do but that something sometimes feels like
00:35:09everything Wayne and I am suffocating in that notion you're suffocating isn't that a little bit drastic I
00:35:15mean it's not like I'm like some crazy clingy boyfriend or something right
00:35:27am I a clingy boyfriend that was the word that you use guys am I a clingy boyfriend
00:35:35guys
00:35:38maybe a little really oh you did call her twice a day on our snowboard weekend
00:35:45I'm not saying this is clingy but you have not left her side since she got here
00:35:50that is the definition of clingy wow I'm a clingy boyfriend listen it's it's okay I you are who you
00:35:59are there are worse things and I don't even have the vacation anymore I gave it away and Joey is going
00:36:05yes I am why don't we just get on with the game yeah let's just go yeah look we can talk about this
00:36:11later right yeah let's back to the game guys okay then only three gifts left what a fun year this
00:36:23has been so far yeah okay um I'm six and I'm gonna start fresh let's see
00:36:43oh my god are you serious this is amazing what is it it's a it's a quilt made of t-shirts
00:37:03oh I almost made a quilt last year with duct tape
00:37:11oh ducked oh look they're not just any t-shirts they're all meaningful to our gang
00:37:17wait oh yeah I remember when we got these not as t-shirts in the parking lot
00:37:22and some classic parties represented on there as well who made this uh I did
00:37:27well I didn't make it I hired a seamstress but I had the idea and I gathered all the t-shirts and
00:37:35you know in hindsight I probably wouldn't have spent a year collecting fabric memories to create
00:37:39something that literally clings to you but that is very thoughtful Wayne thanks yeah it was uh it
00:37:47was really fun to do and it brought back some amazing memories so wow this is the spirit of our white
00:37:54elephant oh my god there it is what this black shirt let's get drunk this Christmas but Billy was
00:38:06wearing that on our first date wow his obsession with Christmas goes way back I've been looking for
00:38:12this forever how did you get it I uh I must have left it at Wayne's all these years ago probably no I
00:38:19gave you that one remember you asked me if I had any old college t-shirts for instagram tv tees or
00:38:24something and I gave you four or five oh yes very sneaky okay why would you have Billy's t-shirt you
00:38:31guys barely knew each other in college I use my t-shirts for rags anyway I took these from Marcy's
00:38:36closet you what those boxes on the top shelf I didn't think you gave why would Marcy have Billy's shirt
00:38:43I couldn't have had the only let's get trunk shirt at ISU I thought you made it I must have given it to
00:38:52John for his rags then no you're lying you're covering up something I can tell PJ don't be silly
00:39:05let's just let's just get back to admiring Wayne's wonderful work here thank you Marcy why did you have
00:39:12Billy's shirt Marcy I'm so sorry what the hell can we um can we can we close the game no you can tell
00:39:30me now Wayne and Beck didn't get a break from the game PJ it's not a big deal I swear then you can tell
00:39:35me why you had Billy's shirt okay let me explain no no no you've already lied to me once why would I
00:39:40believe anything you say maybe the six years we've spent together oh and how many lies did you tell
00:39:45me over that span PJ PJ please don't be mad at Billy okay this is my fault what what is your fault
00:39:54we hooked up a few times in college
00:39:59what really
00:40:00but he was wearing that shirt when we met so it must have been after
00:40:11my best friend banged my boyfriend okay we weren't serious yet and I didn't even know you guys went
00:40:19out of course you didn't wow I feel pretty stupid right about now
00:40:26hey babe this is not something to be upset about I love you I'm with you Marcy is our friend and
00:40:36that's it we don't have feelings for each other do you know why I wanted that stupid shirt so bad
00:40:43because that night was magical I knew immediately it was something special we are magical not magical
00:40:52enough to stop having sex with my best friend all right you know what I'll be honest I didn't know
00:40:58right away that you were the love of my life I'm sorry I was a normal college student I hooked up with
00:41:04girls I'm sorry all right but eventually I figured out that you were the one what happened between Marcy
00:41:11it means nothing now nothing then why keep it a secret he wanted to tell you I wouldn't let him
00:41:16wow you've been like a sister to me PJ I am so sorry I screwed up but please don't be mad at Billy
00:41:28okay what are you doing he loves you I can go no yeah you don't need to do that PJ I'm the one that
00:41:35didn't want to tell you once Marcy found out that we had been out a few times she put a stop to us
00:41:40immediately I begged her not to tell you because I didn't want to hurt your amazing friendship
00:41:46and yeah I knew that it would look really really bad for me
00:41:52Marcy why did you lie just now I'm sorry stop saying that I just want to save tonight
00:41:58it's a dumb white elephant exchange and I'm pretty sure Beth already ruined it by dumping
00:42:03her clingy boyfriend through her gift okay that's not what happened wait a minute
00:42:09huh I am being so selfish right now John I haven't thought about you and all of this
00:42:16did you know your wife slept with one of your best friends
00:42:21I did not I am so sorry babe I I'm really more upset Marcy kept the get trunked shirt but made me
00:42:27use my intramural broomball jersey to polish her candlesticks stop John stop hiding your feelings with
00:42:33jokes deep down you are angry I know it she's right you do hide in your feelings sometimes
00:42:40it's not the best news just let it out babe but I hadn't even met Marcy yet I can't be upset at who
00:42:47she was with before me and we decided a long time ago not to discuss past partners good idea thank you
00:42:55John and what about Billy I didn't know you then either it's hurtful you never said anything I'm not
00:43:04gonna lie yeah doesn't that feel better John Billy is a liar and he needs to hear how much he hurt us
00:43:12okay point taken
00:43:18Scott what about you you knew us all back then did you know about Billy and Marcy
00:43:21I didn't and I'm glad I didn't and how about you Wayne you're the one who started this whole
00:43:28thing with your stupid quilt okay like this is not Wayne's fault by any means he was just trying
00:43:34to do something sweet Joe you've been awfully quiet did you know I honestly don't remember
00:43:39right must be the pregnancy brain I'm sure
00:43:44PJ wait what
00:43:45what oh that's right you didn't know got the secrets this group keeps from each other
00:43:55she's kidding right
00:43:59how could you do this he deserves to know not like this it's better for the truth to be out
00:44:07PJ I understand that you are upset with me but you need to leave everybody else out of
00:44:10yeah a little late for that is this real
00:44:17is it a boy or a girl I um we can find out in a few weeks
00:44:29I mean should we should we invite the whole crew feels like a group thing now I can't believe you
00:44:34no I'm glad at least someone told me I was going to only because he would have noticed eventually
00:44:39otherwise you probably would have hidden it forever like Marcy
00:44:42I apologize can we move on yes can we get back to the fact that my girlfriend who has been drinking
00:44:48the whole night by the way is pregnant you're a virgin drink Scott you don't know anything about
00:44:52virginity what the hell is that supposed to mean why is the guy holding onto an intimacy pillow for
00:44:58dear life seriously slut-shaming me
00:45:06you're right I'm sorry it was a dumb thing for me to say you know I was I wasn't thinking straight
00:45:13because I just found out from someone else that my girlfriend is pregnant you know now that is a
00:45:18pretty big development why don't we say we have we take a break grab some peppermint bar yeah I could use
00:45:24a drink Scott I will make you one too you know what we will Scott is right there's nothing virginal
00:45:31about me I'm sexual a lot sometimes three times a day really she is and that's exactly why I was
00:45:39afraid to tell you why I'm afraid to be pregnant period what would you think what would all of you
00:45:45think when the girl who normally has a cocktail in one hand and her boobs popping out starts drinking
00:45:50pickle juice and rolling around like a bowling ball I think your boobs would pop out more actually
00:45:55yeah they're gonna be huge but never mind that look do you really think I'm so shallow that I won't
00:46:02love you pregnant I don't know and I'm scared to find out I guess wow
00:46:09BJ not sure how I feel about the truth being better but good try I didn't start this okay well
00:46:21then just blame me all right I brought the quilt so we can yeah just thanks for that maybe Joey can
00:46:28wrap it around her soon-to-be fat ass oh nice
00:46:30you know what I think is funny here's PJ all high and mighty destroying everybody else's
00:46:39relationships when really you're a hypocrite an hour ago you were talking about how you had a crush on
00:46:45Wayne oh my god in college before Billy not a minute after and it was just a crush I wasn't leaving
00:46:53intimate clothing at his house it was a let's get drunk t-shirt that's weird I don't think you ever
00:46:59mentioned having a crush on my boyfriend oh you stay out of this you didn't even go to college
00:47:03with us you're only here because of him and that's probably over anyway or are you suddenly interested
00:47:08in him again now that you know I once was oh don't flatter yourself you know you never mention it to me
00:47:13either oh just stop you can't compare a little crush to sleeping with someone well how do I know you
00:47:19never slept with Wayne whoa no that definitely never happened I promise that never happened why do you
00:47:25care what she thinks anyway Wayne she'd probably prefer if we did sleep together oh wow you are
00:47:30going so far you know what no not that I owe any kind of explanation but I didn't come here to break
00:47:37up with Wayne I came here because this night means so much to him his best friends who have managed to
00:47:43stay so close well so much for that now right you know what you guys don't even deserve Wayne
00:47:51think about the love that he tried to show by making that quilt and you are all ruining it
00:47:56with your petty jealousy okay can we both just please stop all right let's just done
00:48:04no Beth is right this is a beautiful gift and it's mine and I will get out my sewing kit and whatever's
00:48:14left in that box of shirts in my closet and I will personally replace the elephant t-shirt and return it to you
00:48:20PJ I don't want that shirt now then what do you want me to do how can we fix this this might not
00:48:26be fixable mother bear I want that quilt as is in fact you know what I'm gonna frame it I'm gonna put
00:48:36it on the wall so every day I can look at it and be reminded of the great honest people I went to college
00:48:43way here trade me take the rope no there's a rule against trading mid-turn
00:48:54here you go thank you and thank you Wayne
00:48:59last call on fog nog yes please give me the quilt no you can't hide what you did no
00:49:15give me the quilt wait does that mean I'm stuck with the helmet well Billy certainly doesn't deserve
00:49:20it fine take your blanket I will use this with uh someone else take it we're gonna be having sex for
00:49:31a while anyways that's not true in fact I'm going on a vacation a daddy moon oh enjoy that I will leave
00:49:40your pregnant girlfriend home alone she pregnant she never told me
00:49:45you and I both know I will get more use out of this than you could even imagine and that's not my
00:49:51pregnancy brain speaking ouch I'm back to mommy you're sick
00:50:04Wayne do you really want that bowl I mean really I just want to go home
00:50:10and the way tonight's going I'm definitely not opening anything new good let me help you the beef is mine
00:50:25wow that's a really nice quilt I'm sure whoever made it never intended for
00:50:29it to ruin traditions and destroy relationships so
00:50:31well I think I'll just do you a favor and take this ugly thing off your hand everybody knows you
00:50:43can't handle your wine anyway not when it's mixed with eggnog no oh I'm sorry you don't like my eggnog
00:50:50maybe Billy can make you something with his nog oh I'm starting to like extremely ABPJ okay
00:50:57sorry Scott daddy moon is over Marcy needs her own car and on yeah enjoy it you know what happens in
00:51:06Europe stays in Europe so it's perfect for you hey what does she do to you nothing I'm just
00:51:11I'm just saying then don't
00:51:17hey I have a kid on the way I should have soft things around the house right
00:51:21oh thank you Joey it is my kid right why does everybody keep asking me that don't answer yes
00:51:30unfortunately it is thank god you know it feels so right to steal from you since you stole from
00:51:38me the experience of telling my boyfriend that we're pregnant
00:51:41great third time owning done no way the trade with Marcy was against the rules very
00:51:54you two and your damn rules you have a lot more in common than your little college tryst
00:52:00it's fine I will win this back fair and square
00:52:05oh second time
00:52:07me too okay is anyone else completely lost yeah
00:52:17we meet again
00:52:23you know I just like how valuable this has become
00:52:28you know you really didn't need to steal that Billy probably would have just left it at your house
00:52:32silly me for not saying anything I should have known how understanding you would be
00:52:36since this night is total bull she's my yep sorry second time careful you might be cursed might
00:52:48joe you're glowing in this so I hate to take it from you but you're not going to be drinking rose all
00:52:54day for a while sadly this is true thank you
00:53:06wait if I steal the luxury european vacation for one very generous by the way Beth
00:53:14then you'll take the quilt for the third time thus owning it getting exactly what you want so your
00:53:20sadistic little mind can continue to hold a grudge over your best friend and fee
00:53:24boyfriend or is it ex at this point whatever keep the vacation Wayne I love the quilt and I think
00:53:35it's a beautiful gift yes thank you Joey and congratulations oh my god wow you are glowing
00:53:42uh oh third time it's done can I just say something PJ I put the let's get trunk shirt on the quilt
00:53:55because I remembered that Billy wore it on your first date I actually tried to talk him out of
00:54:00it but it was December and you know Billy so I mean like I'm sorry that it brought us down this like
00:54:07dark path of deceit or whatever but really it was to celebrate your relationship
00:54:17thank you Wayne that's really nice sadly I don't think I will ever be able to look at that shirt
00:54:25or this relationship the same
00:54:27Billy Billy I'm sorry man well I know how much this exchange means to you and I know how much we
00:54:39all mean to you and I'm sorry that it went a different way but I guess in a weird way I mean
00:54:45it's only right that you end up with it third time's a charm
00:54:57billy stop
00:55:21PJ this is the present you were supposed to end up with tonight
00:55:27Everyone was in on it.
00:55:29I thought, what better way to propose to the love of my life
00:55:32than at the white elephant exchange that we both cherish so much
00:55:36in front of all of our nearest and dearest friends.
00:55:43And that all just sounds a little stupid now.
00:55:50I screwed up.
00:55:54I should have told you about Marcy a long time ago,
00:55:57and now it's too late.
00:56:02Clearly, this is not something
00:56:03you are ever going to forgive me for,
00:56:06and I understand that.
00:56:12So I'm just going to take this back,
00:56:13and you should take the vacation,
00:56:16and maybe some time away will heal some wounds.
00:56:27I, I, uh, I'll forgive you for what it's worth.
00:56:33I think we should go, babe.
00:56:35Yeah, I think we should go, too.
00:56:37Thanks for hosting, Billy and PJ.
00:56:39Guys, wait, look, look, I may not be a part of the original gang,
00:56:55but, you know, I think I've earned my stripes with this gift exchange, right?
00:56:58You know, I've, I've, I've learned the rules.
00:57:01I have lost some dignity, but I think I deserve to get my gift, too, right?
00:57:11She's right.
00:57:12We should honor the gang.
00:57:14I mean, there is one last present.
00:57:17I can't.
00:57:21Screw that.
00:57:25I came with this.
00:57:27I'm going to leave with this.
00:57:28Beth?
00:57:29Hey.
00:57:30I will buy you a vacation ever.
00:57:31I really don't think you should take that from her.
00:57:32Just.
00:57:36You know what, guys?
00:57:37Um, why don't we just leave the last present,
00:57:40and PJ can open it when she's ready.
00:57:45Why is everyone in such a hurry to go?
00:57:47There's still plenty of eggnog and snacks.
00:57:50And this white elephant is not over!
00:57:56I believe this is mine.
00:57:58You take it.
00:58:00Come on. It's your turn.
00:58:02Everybody's right. It's over.
00:58:05Billy, you love a good white elephant. Let's go!
00:58:08This isn't what I was...
00:58:12We can stay.
00:58:15Yeah.
00:58:17Yeah?
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:23Starting over.
00:58:26Intimacy pillow. First time.
00:58:28Really?
00:58:30Okay.
00:58:32I see how it is.
00:58:35Scott!
00:58:37What? I mean,
00:58:39it may be too late to make an honest woman out of you,
00:58:41but this might come in handy someday.
00:58:42I mean, there's like five carrots in this beauty.
00:58:44Come on. Stop.
00:58:45I thought you were mad at her.
00:58:46I thought you were mad at me.
00:58:47I am.
00:58:48But I'm more mad at her.
00:58:50And you should be.
00:58:51See?
00:58:52Both of you.
00:58:53What?
00:58:54I want that ring, and I am going to fight for it.
00:58:58But if there's another person who ends up with it,
00:59:01I hope it's Joey.
00:59:03What I did to you was incomprehensible.
00:59:09I was very hurt, and I reacted by hurting others.
00:59:15Most of all, you too.
00:59:20Joey, you always put everyone else before you, and you never ask for anything in return.
00:59:24Except the one time you trusted me with your secret, and I betrayed you.
00:59:32At least, RC kept her secret with Billy and honored their friendship.
00:59:49You're welcome.
00:59:53Let's see.
00:59:57What are you doing?
01:00:08Kid needs a pillow.
01:00:10No, Billy.
01:00:12It's for me and Joey.
01:00:14She's my girl.
01:00:16Even when she does get fat.
01:00:19Really?
01:00:21Seriously.
01:00:22I mean...
01:00:24PJ's so right.
01:00:25You're so selfless.
01:00:27Most women would tell their man immediately whenever they're pregnant,
01:00:29and milk it for every second they can.
01:00:33But your thoughts were on what I would think.
01:00:36And maybe I do come off as only caring about all the parties and the amazing sex, and...
01:00:41I mean...
01:00:43I do love all those things.
01:00:45But I also love all the other things.
01:00:47You're so caring, and you're so nurturing, and...
01:00:52You're gonna make an amazing...
01:00:55I am?
01:01:02I love you.
01:01:06Aww.
01:01:10Let's go use this.
01:01:12Do we still want this?
01:01:14Here you go.
01:01:15I will take this back then.
01:01:20Thank you very much.
01:01:22Not a lot of options left.
01:01:25There is still one left open.
01:01:26No.
01:01:27Everybody knows...
01:01:28Opening a present now is how you get stuck.
01:01:29Yeah.
01:01:30Okay...
01:01:31...
01:01:32...
01:01:33...
01:01:34...
01:01:35...
01:01:36...
01:01:37...
01:01:38...
01:01:39Not a lot of options left.
01:01:41There is still one left open.
01:01:43No, everybody knows opening a present now is how you get stuck.
01:01:53Here.
01:01:57Okay.
01:01:59I'm gonna take this back from you.
01:02:05Beth, what are you doing?
01:02:07Trust me, I got this.
01:02:13Congratulations.
01:02:15Huh?
01:02:16Enjoy your vacation.
01:02:18You own it.
01:02:19No, I don't.
01:02:20Now it's your third time.
01:02:21It's not.
01:02:22When I took the quilt from you, you took it from Marcy, and then a few minutes ago you took it from Beth.
01:02:28Damn.
01:02:29How do you remember everything?
01:02:31I'm a professional.
01:02:33And this is my third time.
01:02:38I'm sorry, I was just trying to help.
01:02:41It's not your fault.
01:02:43None of this is anyone's fault.
01:02:46Okay.
01:02:48Take the tight end.
01:02:51What?
01:02:52Please.
01:02:54No, for Philly or PJ or DeRoy.
01:02:58Trade me.
01:03:01Yeah.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:03So wait, are we allowing trades now?
01:03:05I own that vacation.
01:03:06I can do anything I want with it.
01:03:08Yeah, but Beth's only had the helmet the one time.
01:03:10Oh, come on.
01:03:11Come on, Marcy.
01:03:12It's fine.
01:03:13Are we fine with it?
01:03:14Yeah.
01:03:15Okay.
01:03:20Trade?
01:03:24I don't think so.
01:03:26Come on.
01:03:27Let's put a tight end to it.
01:03:32Good effort.
01:03:33Okay, I totally brought this autographed helmet for you.
01:03:37Mmm.
01:03:38Unmute.
01:03:41You should be the one to have it.
01:03:43Consider it a peace offering.
01:03:46I'm so sorry about tonight.
01:03:48I may have overreacted slightly.
01:03:54I already apologized to Joey and Scott, but, uh...
01:04:00Marcy...
01:04:03I'm so sorry about all the hurtful things I said.
01:04:07Thank you for ending things with Billy when you found out about us.
01:04:12Because honestly, if he had to choose, I am not sure I would have won.
01:04:20You're the most impressive woman I know.
01:04:22And...
01:04:24John is so lucky to have you.
01:04:30I forgive you.
01:04:32Come here.
01:04:41Wayne, I'm really sorry I blamed you and ruined your amazing quilt.
01:04:52So...
01:04:54How about that trade?
01:04:55What happens to the ring?
01:04:58I will hold on to it, and maybe one day we'll be ready.
01:05:13Sorry, PJ.
01:05:15That's not what I want.
01:05:16It's not what I want.
01:05:22Okay, yeah.
01:05:25I understand.
01:05:32I don't want to give this away in a gift exchange or a trade.
01:05:36I want to do it the right way.
01:05:40I want to do it the right way.
01:05:49Holly Jean Adams.
01:05:50I actually was in love with you from the moment I saw you.
01:05:56I denied it inside, and...
01:05:59I was probably scared.
01:06:01I hooked up with somebody else to try to hide it, and it was a terrible choice of who that person was.
01:06:06No offense, Mercy.
01:06:07I'm taken.
01:06:09That is so beside the point.
01:06:11You are the woman of my wildest dreams.
01:06:15You have put up with my constant puns.
01:06:18And embraced every one of my weird quirks.
01:06:21Including this crazy white elephant tradition.
01:06:25Yeah.
01:06:27You've embraced my friends.
01:06:29You've even embraced my beef jerky floral artwork.
01:06:32This night, uh, I, well, we, saw a very different side of you, and it was nasty.
01:06:48I'm so sorry.
01:06:50But, it came from a place of passion.
01:06:53Passion for us.
01:06:56And the way you chased this ring, even if you did screw up the game,
01:07:03it meant all.
01:07:07So...
01:07:11Polly Jean Adams,
01:07:14will you marry me?
01:07:17Yes.
01:07:25Try it on!
01:07:27Try it on!
01:07:29Try it on!
01:07:30Try it on!
01:07:31Try it on!
01:07:32Woohoo!
01:07:34Oh my gosh.
01:07:35What's that?
01:07:36Congratulations.
01:07:38Thanks.
01:07:40And I believe this belongs to you.
01:07:45Oh god, yes.
01:07:47He's my favorite.
01:07:48Thank you so much.
01:07:50Look on the inside.
01:07:52What do you mean?
01:07:53Just look.
01:07:55What's...
01:07:57What is this?
01:07:58Open it.
01:08:00No.
01:08:02Oh my god!
01:08:03William Berg, I definitely knew I loved you from the moment we met.
01:08:09Maybe I've gotten a little possessive over the last six years, and perhaps a little clingy. No offense Wayne.
01:08:16Oh my god, I don't care.
01:08:17Oh my god, I don't care.
01:08:18But it's only because I can't imagine...
01:08:22Sorry.
01:08:23You guys do not have it easy.
01:08:24Okay.
01:08:26It's only because I can't imagine life without you.
01:08:28You're an elephant of birth.
01:08:29You're an elephant of birth.
01:08:30You're an elephant of birth.
01:08:31You're an elephant of birth.
01:08:32You're an elephant of birth.
01:08:33I'm so sorry.
01:08:35It's only because it's a little clingy.
01:08:38No offense Wayne.
01:08:39Oh my god, I don't care.
01:08:41I don't care.
01:08:43I don't care.
01:08:44But it's only because I can't imagine...
01:08:47Sorry.
01:08:49It's only because I can't imagine life without you.
01:08:56You're an elephant of a guy, and I love you a ton.
01:09:04You're really gonna use the white elephant exchange to propose to me?
01:09:08Pretty original, right?
01:09:10No way.
01:09:12I mean, I was gonna wait and see how the night turned out, but...
01:09:16Alright, who knew?
01:09:17Oh, no, no. You think I would trust any of these people?
01:09:22Seriously, though, congratulations.
01:09:24Congrats.
01:09:25Oh, my God.
01:09:27Aww.
01:09:28Love you, Marcel.
01:09:29Love you.
01:09:30I love you, too, John.
01:09:32I love you all.
01:09:34And...
01:09:36I didn't spoil anything!
01:09:38Yes!
01:09:39Now that is worth celebrating.
01:09:41Congratulations, you guys.
01:09:44Congratulations to you, Joey.
01:09:46And, Scott, I guess you had something to do with it.
01:09:51PJ, can we grab our drinks?
01:09:54Promise not to spill?
01:09:56Promise.
01:09:57Yes, yes!
01:09:58Drinks, drinks, drinks!
01:09:59Cheers!
01:10:00To PJ and Billy.
01:10:01And the weirdest damn proposal.
01:10:02We'll make that, actually, double...
01:10:03Okay.
01:10:04Okay.
01:10:05I got the PJs.
01:10:06I got the PJs.
01:10:07I got the PJs.
01:10:08I got the PJs.
01:10:09I got the PJs.
01:10:10I got the PJs.
01:10:11I got the PJs.
01:10:12I got the PJs.
01:10:13I got the PJs.
01:10:14I got the PJs.
01:10:15I got a PJs to drink freely.
01:10:16Thanks, sir.
01:10:17I got the PJs.
01:10:18Come on,чес.
01:10:19I got the PJs.
01:10:20Hello.
01:10:21Come here.
01:10:22Cheers!
01:10:23To PJ and Billy and the weirdest damn proposal.
01:10:27We'll make that, actually, double proposal you will ever see.
01:10:31We love you guys so much.
01:10:32Love you guys!
01:10:37Try it.
01:10:39Try it.
01:10:43Definitely.
01:10:44I'm just checking, I'm just checking.
01:10:46Wait, uh, the game's not over.
01:10:48Mm.
01:10:50That's right, whose turn is it?
01:10:52Marcy?
01:10:52Okay.
01:10:54PJ traded the vacation for the tight end with Beth.
01:10:58Oh, actually, my secret is that this present
01:11:03actually has another part to it.
01:11:04That's not allowed, you can't have two.
01:11:06Marcy, come on.
01:11:07Okay, sorry.
01:11:08Thanks.
01:11:13Come with me.
01:11:17Are you seriously?
01:11:18Yeah, let's, let's get away with each other, you know?
01:11:21Let's figure this out.
01:11:22I will give you more space, just anything, I promise.
01:11:25Okay, I know that that is who you are.
01:11:29Wow.
01:11:31Okay, then.
01:11:34I'm in.
01:11:35Can we bring the bowl?
01:11:36Yes.
01:11:37Yeah!
01:11:39Woo!
01:11:40Yee-haw!
01:11:41Did you, like, were you planning on giving this to me the entire time?
01:11:45I thought I would see how the night went.
01:11:47Okay?
01:11:50Wow.
01:11:51What a beautiful white elephant exchange after all.
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:54It's still not done, guys.
01:11:56There's still one last present left.
01:11:58Wait.
01:11:59Who gets it?
01:12:00Well, no, Beth took my tight end, so I guess it's me, but, you know, I don't have to take
01:12:04it, because there's still plenty of stuff left.
01:12:05No.
01:12:06No.
01:12:07No.
01:12:08No.
01:12:09No.
01:12:10No.
01:12:11Yeah, move it to the center.
01:12:12Move it to the center, babe.
01:12:13Alright.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15I think I can do it.
01:12:17Uh...
01:12:18Oh, my God!
01:12:20Oh, my God!
01:12:21Oh, my God!
01:12:23Oh, my God!
01:12:24Toilet paper?
01:12:25Are you serious?
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27I've been hoarding it since March.
01:12:28Wow.
01:12:29It'll go with my white elephant toilet paper holder from two years ago!
01:12:32Whoa!
01:12:33Whoa!
01:12:34Whoa!
01:12:35Whoa!
01:12:36It's a white elephant toilet paper holder!
01:12:38Oh.
01:12:39I knew you could use it a crapload.
01:12:41Ah?
01:12:42Okay.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44Wait, is this what you've been storing in the office all year?
01:12:47Yes, it is.
01:12:48Yes, it is.
01:12:49Now there's room for a nursery.
01:12:51Oh.
01:12:52I'll help.
01:12:53No way, no way, no way, no way.
01:12:54I'm saving that space for next year's gift.
01:12:55Oh.
01:12:56Oh, my God.
01:12:57Oh, my God.
01:12:58I have a good idea.
01:12:59Trust me.
01:13:00Guys, let's take a selfie.
01:13:01Yeah.
01:13:02I know.
01:13:03I'm going to point to my toilet paper.
01:13:04It's down here.
01:13:05Okay, everybody in?
01:13:06All right, everyone say, best white elephant ever!
01:13:09Best white elephant ever!
01:13:12Woo!
01:13:20It only comes around once a year.
01:13:23Friendly tradition and some extra cheer.
01:13:26But a feeling takes you over and it's suddenly clear.
01:13:30It's time for the white elephant blues.
01:13:33Everybody's gifts are all wrapped up tight.
01:13:37This one looks amazing, but it's way too light.
01:13:41My hand would probably steal it and start a big fight.
01:13:45Just a touch of white elephant blues.
01:13:48You wanna train me for your singing baths?
01:13:51Well, keep your hands off my snuggie.
01:13:53You can kiss my ass.
01:13:55Oh, I'm never gonna learn.
01:13:58Hey, when's it gonna be my turn?
01:14:01When's it gonna be my turn?
01:14:02That crazy albino pack of dumb.
01:14:05The white elephant blues.
01:14:07That crazy alkaline rulls!
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