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Anger Management Black Mold at the Exs short therapy charliesheen comedyshorts Jen Ex
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00:00I can't believe you guys let it go two weeks before having somebody check it.
00:04Do you know what we've been breathing and touching?
00:06Honey, we don't know if this is bad mold.
00:08What if it's good mold, like penicillin?
00:12Right, your mom's reluctance to scrub anything might be making us much healthier.
00:16Seriously, how dirty can a shower get? It's just soap and water in there.
00:20Okay, okay, let's just wait to hear from the inspector before we all overreact.
00:24All right, you got black mold everywhere. I'd get out of here today.
00:31Wait a second, I lived here for ten years. We never had a problem with black mold. Are you sure?
00:35I've been in the mold game for a long time.
00:37And trust me, I know black mold when I see you.
00:43You okay?
00:44I just can't shake this flu.
00:48Okay, Sam, let's go. You got to close my place.
00:50Hey, what about me? We have no idea how long this will take.
00:54My friend had mold. She was out of her house for a month.
00:56Well, then go stay with her. It's already nice and clean.
01:00Look, Jen, the last time we lived together, it didn't end well.
01:03There was screaming, crying, police, helicopters.
01:07It was like the end of E.T., except we wound up with joint custody of the alien.
01:11So where am I going to go, Charlie?
01:13What about your new boyfriend?
01:14He's not my boyfriend.
01:15We've only dry-humped in the parking lot behind the Olive Garden.
01:19Twice.
01:20Also, we might be married.
01:23Well, there's got to be somebody you can stay with.
01:26You probably need some space to remember who that is.
01:29Shine on you, hummingbird.
01:31I don't know what that means. I think the mold is getting to me.
01:35I can get out of here quick if I were you later.
01:36I can get out of here quick if I were you later.
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