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A comedic drama about avoiding romance with the person next door.
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00:00:01I used to live in a quiet, convenient world of thought spirals and internal panic.
00:00:07But when the pipe in my apartment broke, suddenly all the sounds I'd been drowning out
00:00:12came bursting to the forefront.
00:00:14The suffocating boyfriend.
00:00:16The heroic neighbor who saves me from spiders.
00:00:19And evidently, the new role as his fake girlfriend.
00:00:23But what happens when an unexpected living arrangement turns into unexpected chemistry?
00:00:30And the walls you've built to protect yourself begin to crumble at the touch.
00:00:49See? I told you I looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:51Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:53Or some right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:01:00Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:01:10I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:01:14Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:01:16And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:01:20Right.
00:01:21Speaking of, um, as of next week we'll have been dating a whole year.
00:01:27Maybe we could do something.
00:01:29Eh, well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:01:35That's what I said.
00:01:36Well, that's not exactly what you said.
00:01:37I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:40What?
00:01:43Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:49I think that we're good as is.
00:01:51I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything.
00:01:54Right, babe?
00:01:57Yeah, right, yeah.
00:01:59Okay, well, I gotta go, so I will see you later.
00:02:03Mm-hmm.
00:02:04Oh.
00:02:15Adam!
00:02:20Oh, shit.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:28Wonderful.
00:02:33Okay.
00:02:45Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:49Hands above your head.
00:02:50What the hell?
00:02:51Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:53No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:02:54I'm not breaking in.
00:02:55This is my apartment.
00:02:56I live here.
00:02:57Strike three.
00:02:58What are...
00:02:59What are you doing?
00:03:00Oh, my God.
00:03:01I'm arresting you for breaking an entry.
00:03:02Oh, my God.
00:03:03This is my apartment, you lunatic.
00:03:05I live here.
00:03:08Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:03:10Yeah, check my phone.
00:03:11The lease is in my email.
00:03:12All right.
00:03:13We'll see about that.
00:03:15Email, huh?
00:03:17Where do I look?
00:03:18What do you mean?
00:03:19It's right at the top.
00:03:20Huh.
00:03:22Oh, what'd you look like?
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:03:25Oh, God.
00:03:26Oh, God.
00:03:34For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:44Welcome home.
00:03:45Who are you?
00:03:46Jake.
00:03:47Apartment D.
00:03:50Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:52And you are...
00:03:55Noel.
00:03:56Pleasure, Noel.
00:03:57Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a get-out-jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:04:02How about an apology?
00:04:04For what?
00:04:06Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:04:09Oh, so your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:04:23See you around, neighbor.
00:04:24You wish, asshole.
00:04:33Jerk.
00:04:34Who the hell does he think he is?
00:04:36You're under arrest.
00:04:38I live here.
00:04:46Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:04:47Jakey!
00:04:48I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:49I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:51I miss you.
00:04:52It's been so long.
00:04:53I miss you too, Aunt Shelly.
00:04:54Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:05:00You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:05:03I'm fine, Aunt Shelly. Really.
00:05:04How about I come by?
00:05:05I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet. She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:05:10No, uh, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone.
00:05:13You are?
00:05:14Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in. So, uh, no need to set me up.
00:05:24Well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:05:26No, don't do that. She's, uh, shy.
00:05:29Nonsense.
00:05:38Aunt Shelly, I have to go.
00:05:41What are you doing in here?
00:05:42I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:43Well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:44Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:45Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. There's a spider.
00:05:48Uh, is that what all the festival is about?
00:05:52Yeah, I just can't.
00:05:53Here, I'll escort him out.
00:05:54Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:57Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
00:05:59There's a spider!
00:06:07Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:06:11Yeah, I just can't.
00:06:13Here, I'll escort him out.
00:06:24The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:06:30I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.
00:06:35Truce.
00:06:38Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:43Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked in.
00:06:49Uh, yeah, truce.
00:06:57You were right, though.
00:06:59I was being an asshole.
00:07:01Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:07:07You're cute when you're flustered.
00:07:12I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:07:15You sure about that.
00:07:18Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:26Congratulations.
00:07:27Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:07:30Me?
00:07:31Flirting?
00:07:32I'm just being a friend.
00:07:34Oh, we're friends now.
00:07:35I would say so, yeah.
00:07:37I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:07:39Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:07:41You want a loan?
00:07:42A kidney?
00:07:43Actually...
00:07:44Seriously?
00:07:45That was a joke.
00:07:46Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:50What?
00:07:53Look, um, my aunt's coming to town, and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:59So you lied?
00:08:00Potato, potato.
00:08:02So what do you say?
00:08:04I just told you I'm seeing someone, and you're a complete stranger.
00:08:07Why would I do this?
00:08:08But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:08:10I'm your neighbor.
00:08:12You're friendly.
00:08:13Handsome.
00:08:15Charming.
00:08:17Charitable.
00:08:18Lockpicking.
00:08:19Lockpicking.
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:24Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:08:26It's a long story about my aunt.
00:08:28She's really worried about me.
00:08:30She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:08:33Have you?
00:08:35Well, that's not the point.
00:08:38Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:08:40All you have to do is come over for one dinner, tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:45You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:48Please.
00:08:49You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:53She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:55I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:57One dinner?
00:08:59One dinner.
00:09:01Fine.
00:09:02Great.
00:09:03Am I erupting something?
00:09:17Adam!
00:09:18Um, no, this is, um...
00:09:20This my neighbor, Jake.
00:09:22Yeah, he was, um, helping me with the spider.
00:09:25Babe.
00:09:26I told you a million times.
00:09:27Just kill it.
00:09:28I don't...
00:09:29If you need help, you can call me.
00:09:32Right.
00:09:34Well, I should probably go.
00:09:37That's a good idea, Jake.
00:09:44I'll see you later, Novo.
00:09:59Hey, Taylor.
00:10:09Reynolds.
00:10:11I'm Reynolds today.
00:10:13Why so formal?
00:10:14I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:10:17We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:10:19I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:10:22No.
00:10:23You're fixating all your time on this robbery case, and the chief told you to lay off it.
00:10:29It's not just one robbery case.
00:10:31There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:10:33And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:10:37It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:10:38It's about justice.
00:10:39Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:10:45Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:49Excuse me?
00:10:50Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:53I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:57That's what I thought.
00:10:57Now get back to work.
00:11:14Oh, my God, Jake.
00:11:18I am so sorry.
00:11:19You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:11:22Are you okay?
00:11:24I'm fine.
00:11:25Seriously, I'm fine.
00:11:30I can get the coffee out.
00:11:32Don't worry about me.
00:11:33No, please, please, let me help.
00:11:35I'm really sorry.
00:11:36Just, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:11:38It'll just take a few minutes.
00:11:42Whatever you say.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:59And this is the magic you're working?
00:12:00I don't think so.
00:12:03It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:12:06Works every time.
00:12:06You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:12:12No.
00:12:14I work in a bookstore.
00:12:16You know the one down on Main Street?
00:12:18How do you like it?
00:12:20Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, uh, it's close, I guess.
00:12:25What's the dream?
00:12:26I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:12:32You want to be an archivist?
00:12:35Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:12:39Specific.
00:12:42How do you get a job like that?
00:12:44Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:12:47Hence the bookstore.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:54Have you ever changed your mind about careers?
00:12:57You have an excellent future.
00:12:59Stay in room mobile.
00:13:01You're flirting again.
00:13:04Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:13:14I think that's your door.
00:13:16Jake?
00:13:17Are you home?
00:13:20I should go.
00:13:24Thanks again.
00:13:25Uh-huh.
00:13:45What are you doing here?
00:13:46Where were you?
00:13:47Why are you shirtless?
00:13:49Don't worry about it.
00:13:50What are you doing here?
00:13:50I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:13:53I know you had a rough day, and, like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without
00:13:57the chief's permission, but maybe I can help take your mind off of it, you know?
00:14:03The way I used to.
00:14:07Taylor, we can't do this.
00:14:10Sure we can.
00:14:11We have.
00:14:12Many times.
00:14:13Nothing strange.
00:14:27We tried.
00:14:30You're all right for each other.
00:14:32I can't give you what you want.
00:14:34You don't want me?
00:14:36I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:14:37I never do.
00:14:44You're an asshole.
00:14:46I'm just being honest.
00:14:47Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:14:49You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:14:52One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:57Look, Taylor, I'm sorry.
00:14:59I really am.
00:15:01I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:15:03Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds, but I will be the girl that changes
00:15:09your mind.
00:15:10Just you watch.
00:15:11Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:15:36Noel, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:40What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:15:57Oh.
00:16:00Hi.
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:16:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of...
00:16:09Health and fitness?
00:16:11Back right.
00:16:14I was actually looking for Tony Morrison.
00:16:18But, uh, it's good to know.
00:16:20I come off as totally insufferable.
00:16:22Oh my god.
00:16:23I am so sorry.
00:16:24I-I assumed.
00:16:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:16:28Uh, uh, Tony Morrison, it's right there.
00:16:36I appreciate it.
00:16:38I'll get it this way.
00:16:39Oh, oh, sorry.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:16:45I got the book that she wanted.
00:16:48All right.
00:16:48Hey.
00:17:13hello hey hey sorry i know you're at work but um i just heard from the university i'm sorry
00:17:23no i can't talk right now i'm busy right yeah um okay but maybe we could like get a drink after
00:17:29work or something i think it's gonna be a late night brain check my god i'm definitely getting
00:17:40a drink oh fuck
00:17:44oh fuck
00:17:56seriously oh come on
00:18:10why are you in my apartment i'm trying to break in again actually this is my apartment because
00:18:37i'm really tired i cannot entertain right now i know we're gonna get you home i am home
00:18:42not quite can i take it to your place
00:18:46you smell good thanks come on let's go oh where are you going oh my god you're really strong
00:19:02i try
00:19:03noelle this is my apartment
00:19:13you can stay here tonight though thank you my hero
00:19:20okay okay okay okay um none of that you don't want to kiss me you don't like me
00:19:30i do want to kiss you
00:19:35but not right now why not
00:19:40well because you're extremely drunk and also you have a boyfriend
00:19:45i don't have a boyfriend boys don't boyfriend me what about that guy i met
00:19:54i don't want to kiss me you don't want to kiss me you don't want to kiss me
00:20:12goodnight hello
00:20:13we just fall into each other's arms
00:20:20i don't want to kiss me
00:20:50i don't want to kiss me
00:20:53i don't want to kiss me
00:21:16You've been really doing some great work.
00:21:33You should be proud.
00:21:34Keep it up.
00:21:35Damn it.
00:21:38What's got you so worked up?
00:21:39Uh, nothing.
00:21:41It's nothing.
00:21:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:21:45There was another robbery on Main Street.
00:21:47They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:21:50Let me take a look.
00:21:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:22:00No, just the front door.
00:22:01I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:22:05Good catch, Taylor.
00:22:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:22:10I'll do it.
00:22:12You get back to your caseload.
00:22:14Is this punishment for the other night?
00:22:17Punishment?
00:22:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:22:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:22:22You're assigned work.
00:22:23Who is it?
00:22:37It's me.
00:22:38Come on in.
00:22:41Hey.
00:22:43Hey.
00:22:44How are you feeling?
00:22:44I'm just coming by to say that I'm sorry about last night.
00:22:52Don't worry about it.
00:22:54Yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but thank you for letting
00:22:59me sleep on your couch.
00:23:01Anytime.
00:23:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:06That was a mess.
00:23:08You should have thrown me out.
00:23:11Actually, you were kind of cute.
00:23:16No.
00:23:17Oh, God.
00:23:17No way.
00:23:18No.
00:23:18So, you don't remember anything?
00:23:26No.
00:23:27No.
00:23:27God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:23:30Okay, so, um, I'm going to retreat to my apartment in shame now.
00:23:35Bye.
00:23:35Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:23:41Want one?
00:23:43Really?
00:23:44They're good hangover food.
00:23:50Mmm.
00:23:53Yeah, that's amazing.
00:23:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:23:58Is she a good cook?
00:24:00Yeah, she was.
00:24:02I'm sorry.
00:24:04Oh, it's okay.
00:24:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:24:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:24:16I'm sorry.
00:24:19I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:24:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:24:26It was a long time ago.
00:24:29Took a while, but, um, no, I like talking about her.
00:24:33It makes me feel like she's still here.
00:24:40I, um, lost both of my parents as well.
00:24:45Both of them?
00:24:46Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:24:52You can tell me.
00:24:54If you want.
00:24:57It's, uh, kind of a...
00:25:00heavy story.
00:25:02Hey, it's all right.
00:25:19Um...
00:25:20Thanks for, thanks for cooking.
00:25:24Anytime.
00:25:25Would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:25:35I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:25:37Mm.
00:25:38Yeah, I know.
00:25:38I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:25:41Um...
00:25:41She's beautiful.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44Uh, she's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:25:47No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:25:48Mm.
00:25:48We just work together.
00:25:49Mm, okay.
00:25:53We were friends with benefits.
00:25:57But that was a long time ago.
00:25:59What about your guy friend?
00:26:09Oh, Adam?
00:26:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:26:15Is he always so...
00:26:17Protective?
00:26:18I was gonna say controlling.
00:26:20Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:26:27It's complicated.
00:26:29What was that?
00:26:41First pipe.
00:26:42Oh my god.
00:26:43Get some towels.
00:26:45Yeah, it was crazy.
00:26:47The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:26:50Maybe two.
00:26:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:26:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:26:54Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:26:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:26:58I'll give you his contact info.
00:27:02Right, right.
00:27:03Thanks.
00:27:03Of course, babe.
00:27:04I told you you could call me any time you need help.
00:27:13I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:27:21Can't get your break, huh?
00:27:23Do you have some place to go?
00:27:24Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:27:27Um, don't, don't worry about me.
00:27:29I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:27:31You can't stay here.
00:27:32No, no, I'll be fine.
00:27:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:27:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:42What are friends for?
00:27:49Here we are.
00:27:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:27:55Not at all.
00:27:57Seriously, make yourself a home.
00:27:58The place is all yours.
00:27:59The bathroom is right down the hall.
00:28:02Do you have everything you need?
00:28:04Yes, thank you.
00:28:11I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:28:25Can I go?
00:28:28Um, goodnight, Jake.
00:28:34Oh, sorry.
00:28:39I thought you were sleeping.
00:28:41All good.
00:28:42Need anything?
00:28:43Oh, yeah, I just wanted a glass of water.
00:28:47Want a beer, too?
00:28:50Ah, why not?
00:28:51What are you reading?
00:29:05Case files.
00:29:07It's been a string of burglaries.
00:29:08Hopper House.
00:29:10That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:29:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:29:18Not too far away from where you work.
00:29:20Oh, jeez.
00:29:21I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:29:25What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:29:28In the act, I mean.
00:29:30In the act?
00:29:31I don't know.
00:29:34Here, let me show you.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:41If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:29:46Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:29:51In that situation, you're going to want to do two things.
00:29:58First thing, you're going to want to do two things, and then get them all balanced.
00:30:09Good.
00:30:10That was really good.
00:30:11Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:13You're a quick learner.
00:30:14Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:30:16Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:30:22I don't mind.
00:30:25Right.
00:30:26Right.
00:30:28Mr. Complicator.
00:30:29Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:30:36It's good.
00:30:38Okay, weirdo.
00:30:41You want another beer?
00:30:43Oh.
00:30:44No, I'm pretty tired.
00:30:46I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:30:48Sure.
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:50Goodbye.
00:30:51Good night.
00:30:51Peace.
00:31:06Gigi!
00:31:07Anseli, what are you doing here?
00:31:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:31:12You must be the girlfriend.
00:31:14That's me.
00:31:19Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:31:25All right, Aunt Shelley, let her breathe.
00:31:26Oh, of course, of course.
00:31:28Silly me.
00:31:29Please, Aunt Shelley, take a seat.
00:31:32Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:33Yes, please, dear.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35Hopefully, your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.
00:31:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:31:41I like her already.
00:31:43I like her already.
00:31:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.
00:31:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:31:55I work in a bookstore.
00:31:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:31:58She has her MLS degree.
00:32:00That's so impressive.
00:32:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:32:05I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:32:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid,
00:32:09I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:32:13You don't have to explain it to me.
00:32:14Practically, the whole family's in academia.
00:32:17You should have seen Jake's parents' library.
00:32:19It was enormous.
00:32:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:32:23The Runaway Sardine.
00:32:24I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:32:27Oh, I love that book.
00:32:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:32:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin, my son.
00:32:35You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:32:37Wedding?
00:32:39Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:32:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:32:47Oh, of course.
00:32:48I'll see you after then.
00:32:49We can do dinner.
00:32:50What do you mean?
00:32:53Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:32:55I came all this way.
00:32:57I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:32:59Oh, don't worry.
00:33:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:33:02This is fine, right?
00:33:15Yeah, uh...
00:33:18She needs the spare bedroom, so...
00:33:22We can make a beer here.
00:33:25Great, yeah.
00:33:38So you think we convinced her?
00:33:55Yeah, definitely.
00:33:57Very lucky you.
00:33:58Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:34:01Wasn't so bad the last time.
00:34:03Last time?
00:34:04Oh, this is okay, right?
00:34:18Oh, this is okay, right?
00:34:32Oh, this is okay.
00:34:34No, no, I'll...
00:34:37No, I'll stop.
00:34:40Just hold on.
00:34:42Um...
00:34:43I really like you.
00:34:46It's, um...
00:34:47Oh, my God.
00:34:48No, no, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:50I'm not.
00:34:52I like you a lot.
00:34:54You're smart, you're funny, and...
00:34:56I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:57It's just...
00:34:58It's what?
00:35:00It's just that, uh...
00:35:02I got a lot of complicated going on right now.
00:35:05And I don't want to mislead you.
00:35:08So I just want to be clear.
00:35:10If you're looking for something casual,
00:35:12I'm your guy, but...
00:35:15I can't give you anything else.
00:35:17Fuck.
00:35:22Why does this always happen?
00:35:29What?
00:35:32Men like me enough to want to be with me, but never to commit to me.
00:35:36No, that's not it.
00:35:37I swear.
00:35:37Oh, let me guess.
00:35:39It's not you, it's me.
00:35:40Yeah, they always say that, too.
00:35:51Good night, Chief.
00:35:51Detective Reynolds.
00:36:06I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:36:08What happened?
00:36:09There was another hit in a shop on Main Street.
00:36:11They robbed the shop and then went up to the owner's apartment.
00:36:14God damn it.
00:36:15With no injuries or fatalities, the owner was just shaken up, that's all.
00:36:19We've got to stop this asshole.
00:36:20I'll keep an eye on it for today.
00:36:22I need you to show face at Smith's fundraiser.
00:36:25I'm supposed to stop good police work to appease some politician?
00:36:28You're so naive.
00:36:29This is how the world works.
00:36:31I'm not naive.
00:36:32I have ethics.
00:36:33Jake, I'm your superior.
00:36:36So if you know what's good for you, you'll shut your mouth and do your job.
00:36:44Sorry that Jake isn't here.
00:36:45Oh, I'm not surprised.
00:36:47He works too hard.
00:36:47Weeks will go by and I won't hear from him.
00:36:51That's why I had to ambush him this weekend.
00:36:55What's he working on?
00:36:57Uh, there's been a series of robberies.
00:37:00Hot Prowls, he calls them.
00:37:01Oh, no.
00:37:02No wonder he's so obsessed.
00:37:04What do you mean?
00:37:06Did he tell you about his parents?
00:37:08Well, he told me that they died.
00:37:14Someone broke into their home while they were asleep.
00:37:18My brother and his wife tried to stop them.
00:37:24Jake was the one that found them.
00:37:27Blood everywhere.
00:37:28He called 911.
00:37:31His poor parents never came back from the hospital.
00:37:37That's horrible.
00:37:39It was really tough on all of us.
00:37:41But especially Jake.
00:37:43I was so worried when he wanted to join the police force.
00:37:45It's such a dangerous job.
00:37:47And there's a tendency to fixate.
00:37:51He's been through so much.
00:37:52I'm just happy that he has you now.
00:37:58I was concerned that no one would understand him.
00:38:02Or he would avoid real relationships because of what happened.
00:38:08Now, what do you say we take a trip to the station and see our boy?
00:38:12Oh, uh, I don't want to disturb him.
00:38:14You're his girlfriend.
00:38:15Of course he wants to see you.
00:38:17Um, you know, I've got some work I've got to take care of at the bookstore.
00:38:21But I can take you if you'd like.
00:38:22Oh, thank you, sweetie.
00:38:26Jensen.
00:38:28Could you pull up the file for me on the stolen semi-trucks, please?
00:38:31Oh, hello, Taylor.
00:38:33I'm sure you remember me from the office Christmas party last year.
00:38:36I'm Jake's Aunt Shelly.
00:38:37Of course I remember you.
00:38:39Hi.
00:38:40Aunt Shelly.
00:38:42What are you doing here?
00:38:43Oh, thought I'd come say hi on your lunch break.
00:38:45Noelle dropped me off.
00:38:47I love your girlfriend, Jakey.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:52Girlfriend, huh?
00:38:55You haven't met her yet?
00:38:59I haven't had the pleasure.
00:39:06Another rejection, of course.
00:39:09Hey, stranger!
00:39:10Adam, hi.
00:39:13What do you think?
00:39:15Oh, yeah, they're beautiful.
00:39:17I know we've had a tough week.
00:39:19I figured you could use some cheering up.
00:39:21Thanks, Adam.
00:39:23My buddy said that you never reached out to him about the guest house.
00:39:26Oh, right.
00:39:27Yeah, um, I figured something out.
00:39:31Oh, yeah?
00:39:32Where have you been staying?
00:39:33Uh, with Jake.
00:39:36Jake?
00:39:37Your neighbor, Jake?
00:39:40Yeah, is that a problem?
00:39:42Are you serious?
00:39:43You're staying at another man's house while we're dating?
00:39:45Oh, sorry.
00:39:48Um, if I remember correctly, we're not dating.
00:39:52We're just going on dates, right?
00:39:54Noelle, see that's...
00:39:55No, no, you know what?
00:39:58I am done dealing with emotionally unavailable men.
00:40:02You can't give me what I want.
00:40:04And he can?
00:40:04No.
00:40:05No, but at least he's honest about it.
00:40:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:28Oh, it's okay.
00:40:30All yours.
00:40:32Wait.
00:40:34I'm sorry.
00:40:35I'm sorry about last night.
00:40:37It's okay.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:39Really.
00:40:41It helped me realize something, actually.
00:40:43What do you mean?
00:40:44You were right.
00:40:46I want a real relationship, and Adam was never going to give that to me, no matter how long
00:40:51I stuck around.
00:40:53You saw him today?
00:40:56Yeah, I ended things.
00:41:01How are you feeling?
00:41:03Honestly.
00:41:04I can't see you.
00:41:08I can't see you.
00:41:10I can't see you.
00:41:13I can't see you.
00:41:18What a cute little store.
00:41:20Oh, hello.
00:41:22Oh, hello.
00:41:24Noel, right?
00:41:25I'm Taylor.
00:41:26Yes, yes.
00:41:27Hi.
00:41:28Hi, Taylor.
00:41:29It's nice to meet you.
00:41:30Can I help you find anything?
00:41:31I've been wanting to read this forever.
00:41:36Oh, good choice.
00:41:39I saw Jake's Aunt Shelly at the station yesterday.
00:41:43Tell me why she called you Jake's girlfriend.
00:41:47Oh, um, maybe you should ask Jake that question.
00:41:51I did ask him, and he avoided the question.
00:41:53Kind of like you're doing right now.
00:41:54I'm not avoiding anything.
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:56Sorry, I don't think I feel comfortable talking about this with you.
00:42:03Your last name's Harper, right?
00:42:05How did you know that?
00:42:07I'm a police officer.
00:42:08I have resources.
00:42:10Oh, so you use taxpayer money to look into me?
00:42:13Perks of the job.
00:42:14Besides, you're moving in on one of my officers.
00:42:18I mean, it's only been a matter of weeks,
00:42:20and you're suddenly so friendly with his aunt and calling him a friend.
00:42:23Are you stalking Jake Reynolds, Noelle?
00:42:27Of course not.
00:42:28No, everything just sort of happened this way.
00:42:30Well, maybe you have a history of criminal activity,
00:42:32because I believe I received a report from another precinct
00:42:36about a Noelle Harper who was accused of embezzling from her previous job.
00:42:41Should I let your boss know about that?
00:42:43That's ridiculous.
00:42:44You can't just go making things up.
00:42:46Really?
00:42:47Is that your boss's office?
00:42:50Wait, why?
00:42:53Noelle, what's wrong?
00:43:03Taylor came into the bookstore today.
00:43:05She accused me of stalking you.
00:43:08Yeah, she was acting like she was your girlfriend
00:43:09and that I was trying to get between you,
00:43:11and she got me fired.
00:43:15How?
00:43:16She pulled out her badge.
00:43:17She made up a story about a Noelle Harper who got in trouble for embezzling,
00:43:21and my boss believed her.
00:43:23I'll go down there, and I'll clear all this up.
00:43:26No, don't bother.
00:43:27I mean, he was looking for a reason to fire me anyways.
00:43:30I haven't heard back from any of the libraries,
00:43:32and I don't know.
00:43:35I think I might just have to move back home with my dad for a while.
00:43:38No, Noelle.
00:43:39You can stay here as long as you need.
00:43:44You really are a great friend, Jake.
00:43:48Friend?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:51Happy to help.
00:43:52Good morning.
00:44:01Good morning.
00:44:04Oh, morning, Jakey.
00:44:05Good news for you lovebirds.
00:44:07I'm heading home on Friday.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09It's devastating to you both.
00:44:11It is.
00:44:12We'll miss having you around.
00:44:13Aw, and I you, sweetheart.
00:44:15Well, thank goodness I'll see you both at the wedding soon enough.
00:44:18You're still going to come, right, darling?
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:25I'll be there.
00:44:27Great.
00:44:28It's a date, then.
00:44:34Reynolds.
00:44:37A word.
00:44:49Don't start with me today, Officer Walters.
00:44:51Is that really a way to talk to your superior?
00:44:54Just leave me alone.
00:44:56Please.
00:44:56The robbery case file went missing from my desk.
00:44:58You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
00:45:00You didn't run the prints like you said you were going to.
00:45:02Yeah, it's on my to-do list.
00:45:04Well, while you make your way very slowly through that to-do list, there's a criminal on the loose.
00:45:09If someone gets hurt, their blood is on your hands.
00:45:12Bullshit.
00:45:13Bullshit?
00:45:13You want to know what's bullshit?
00:45:15You're getting Noelle fired.
00:45:16I don't know what she told you, but she got herself fired.
00:45:21You abused police resources.
00:45:24Can't help Taylor.
00:45:27What is she to anyway, hmm?
00:45:30She's my...
00:45:31friend.
00:45:34Liar.
00:45:34You did want a relationship.
00:45:38Just not with me.
00:45:58Holy shit.
00:45:59What, is it too much?
00:46:01I was thinking about wearing this to the wedding.
00:46:04No, you look incredible.
00:46:08But can you dance in those?
00:46:12My family's really big on dancing.
00:46:14They're never going to believe it's true love unless they see us dancing together.
00:46:18Okay, but your family's not here.
00:46:20Your Aunt Shelly's at dinner with a friend.
00:46:22I know that, but we could probably use some practice.
00:46:25Hmm.
00:46:29Just humor me.
00:46:37What's wrong?
00:46:38Nothing.
00:46:44I had a rough day at work.
00:46:46Want to talk about it?
00:46:48No.
00:46:50I want...
00:46:51to dance with you.
00:46:59Run away from being alone.
00:47:14Run away from home.
00:47:17Why don't you?
00:47:19Cause I did the same just for you.
00:47:27We don't know how much I love you.
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:35Really?
00:47:37Cause you're like me.
00:47:39I know this was a bad idea.
00:47:44Jake, Jake, you're a great guy.
00:47:49Like, the best.
00:47:51But you've taught me not to settle for anything less than what I want.
00:47:56Right?
00:47:58And like you said, you can't give me what I want.
00:48:00Whoa.
00:48:01I'm sorry, I can't do this again.
00:48:03I can't keep letting other people dictate my love life.
00:48:06I think after the wedding we should take some time to part.
00:48:12I think I need some space.
00:48:13I need some space.
00:48:30Jakey?
00:48:31What's wrong?
00:48:34Trouble in paradise?
00:48:35You can say that.
00:48:39I'm sure whatever it is, you two will figure things out.
00:48:42I mean, you clearly love each other and...
00:48:44Aunt Shelley.
00:48:46Noelle and I aren't dating.
00:48:48What are you talking about?
00:48:49Of course you are.
00:48:51We're just pretending.
00:48:53I didn't want you to set me up, so I lied.
00:48:57Noelle's just my neighbor.
00:48:59Come in through to help me.
00:49:03But...
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:06Fucked everything up.
00:49:07Look, I don't know what happened, honey, and I'm sorry if I put any pressure on you.
00:49:15But maybe there's something there.
00:49:18I mean, the connection between you two is undeniable.
00:49:20It doesn't matter.
00:49:22I can't give her what she wants.
00:49:24Jake.
00:49:26It's okay to be vulnerable with another person.
00:49:30I know how much it hurt you to lose the people you love, but that's not a reason to stop loving.
00:49:36It's too late.
00:49:49You can cancel that plus one.
00:49:50I'm told Aunt Shelley.
00:50:09What?
00:50:10You don't have to come to the wedding.
00:50:12No, Jake, you didn't have to do that.
00:50:14It's better this way.
00:50:16Pretending to be in a relationship with you is...
00:50:19confusing.
00:50:21Because I, um...
00:50:23I want...
00:50:26I want, um...
00:50:29What?
00:50:30What, Jake?
00:50:30What do you want?
00:50:32I don't know.
00:50:33Okay?
00:50:33You know what I think?
00:50:40I think you want to have your cake and eat it, too.
00:50:44I think you want everything that comes with a relationship, but you don't want a relationship.
00:50:49Jake, I know you have feelings for me.
00:50:53And if you're too scared to admit it, then, yeah, maybe you're right.
00:50:56Maybe it is better this way.
00:50:58Well...
00:50:59Aunt Shelley, I'm so sorry.
00:51:10Stop it.
00:51:10No.
00:51:11We never should have lied to you.
00:51:12Shh.
00:51:12Look at me.
00:51:13I know for a fact my Jakey cares about you very much.
00:51:17It's just...
00:51:18He's still dealing with his grief.
00:51:21The aunt in me wants you to wait for him to wake the fuck up.
00:51:24Pardon my French.
00:51:25But it's not fair for you to be collateral damage.
00:51:31You have a beautiful heart, and I want you to protect it.
00:51:36Oh, come here, sweetheart.
00:51:40Shh.
00:51:44No matter what, I'm always Aunt Shelley to you, okay?
00:51:50Oh.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:55Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:52:01You have to talk about getting my job back.
00:52:12Stand up.
00:52:13One sec.
00:52:16Stand up.
00:52:19Slowly.
00:52:21Oh, my God.
00:52:23Don't go and try and do anything funny.
00:52:24What?
00:52:27Don't go and try anything funny.
00:52:31Sorry?
00:52:37Don't try anything funny.
00:52:41What do you want?
00:52:42I don't have a key to the safe.
00:52:43Oh, please.
00:52:44Put your hands in the air.
00:52:46Don't even work here.
00:52:47I'm no one.
00:52:47Hands up.
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:49Okay.
00:52:49Okay.
00:52:50I'm just gonna put my back down.
00:52:53Hurry up, lady.
00:53:00Okay, come on.
00:53:01Come on.
00:53:01Move.
00:53:02Move.
00:53:02Move.
00:53:02Move.
00:53:06You're gonna show me where that key is.
00:53:07You could just let us all go.
00:53:09Please, you don't have to do this.
00:53:10We'll give you the key or choose the hostage.
00:53:22I'm gonna check it out.
00:53:25Hank, what's going on?
00:53:26Silent alarm at the bookstore on Main Street.
00:53:28You can't just run on solo.
00:53:29There's protocol.
00:53:30I need to send a unit.
00:53:31Send me.
00:53:32No.
00:53:34Reynolds.
00:53:36I order you to stand down.
00:53:38I'm going, Taylor.
00:53:39You can't stop me.
00:53:40Dispatch, this is Detective Jake Reynolds.
00:53:55Reporting to the silent alarm on Main Street.
00:53:56I've got eyes on the PERT.
00:53:58He's armed and dangerous.
00:53:59Repeat, armed and dangerous.
00:54:01Copy, Detective.
00:54:02Proceed with sit prep.
00:54:03Over.
00:54:03No civilians outside.
00:54:05Perimeter's clear.
00:54:07Copy.
00:54:08Stand by for backup, Detective.
00:54:10How many civilians inside?
00:54:11Over.
00:54:12Oh my god.
00:54:14What the fuck is she doing here?
00:54:16Detective, we've called for additional units.
00:54:19Do not proceed without backup.
00:54:22Detective.
00:54:29Please don't do this.
00:54:31Please.
00:54:32Please don't do this.
00:54:34Police, drop your weapon!
00:54:35Drop the weapon.
00:54:39See, you drop it, asshole.
00:54:42Or I'm blowing her head off.
00:54:45Calm down.
00:54:47No one needs to get hurt, alright?
00:54:48All right?
00:54:51Jamie.
00:54:57You two know each other.
00:54:58Oh, well then you go ahead and drop the gun there, hero.
00:55:02Or your little girlfriend here dies today.
00:55:05I'm engaging in safety.
00:55:08I'm dropping the weapon.
00:55:15Kick it over!
00:55:16Whatever you want.
00:55:23Okay?
00:55:24No one needs to get hurt, alright?
00:55:25Keep your hands up!
00:55:26Keep your hands up!
00:55:28I get it.
00:55:30You didn't think we'd be on the scene this quick.
00:55:33You're desperate.
00:55:34Hold on, no.
00:55:35You stay back!
00:55:35Just let her go.
00:55:37You and I can figure this out together.
00:55:39Alright?
00:55:40You don't even know anything about me.
00:55:41Or what I want.
00:55:44You see, she's my ticket out of here.
00:55:48Aren't you?
00:55:49Aren't you, sweetheart?
00:55:50You and I are going to be there.
00:55:51And you...
00:55:53I don't need you.
00:55:56You asshole!
00:56:22You mean you can say whatever you want!
00:56:26It doesn't matter if you hurt people!
00:56:30Jake!
00:56:31Stop!
00:56:32Wait!
00:56:33It's okay!
00:56:34It's okay!
00:56:35He's down!
00:56:36Stop!
00:56:51It's okay!
00:56:52It's okay!
00:56:56Thank you!
00:56:57Thank you!
00:56:58Thank you!
00:56:59Thank you!
00:57:00Thank you!
00:57:01No!
00:57:02Noelle!
00:57:03Noelle!
00:57:04Noelle!
00:57:05Noelle!
00:57:06Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:08Noelle!
00:57:09Noelle!
00:57:10Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:12Noelle!
00:57:13Noelle!
00:57:14Noelle!
00:57:15Noelle!
00:57:16Noelle!
00:57:17Noelle!
00:57:18Noelle!
00:57:19Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:20Noelle!
00:57:21Noelle!
00:57:22Noelle!
00:57:23Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:24Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:25Get off me!
00:57:43You're under arrest, you have the right to remain silent.
00:57:46Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
00:57:49You have the right to an attorney.
00:57:51Get off me!
00:57:55Noelle Harper, a possible head injury.
00:58:19Please be careful with her.
00:58:20It's heavy, just breathe in, through this debate.
00:58:29Well, start a, come on, start a riot.
00:58:34When they love you, don't much know as fame, fake or even hate.
00:58:44Don't be scared when the weight paralyzes your state at the gate.
00:58:50Jake?
00:58:57Oh, it's me.
00:59:02Adam, what are you doing here?
00:59:05When I heard what happened, I rushed right over.
00:59:08How are you feeling?
00:59:08Um, my head hurts.
00:59:15Oh my god, wait, what?
00:59:16You're lucky the bullet only grazed you.
00:59:18And the concussion's mild.
00:59:20You'll be alright soon.
00:59:22You scared me, baby.
00:59:24Adam, I...
00:59:25No, hey, it's okay.
00:59:27I'm here.
00:59:29I'm never leaving you again.
00:59:30Adam, no, this doesn't change things.
00:59:33What are you talking about?
00:59:33Of course it does.
00:59:34That prick neighbor of yours almost got you killed.
00:59:37Jake saved me.
00:59:38Well, when are you going to understand he doesn't care about you?
00:59:41Not like I do.
00:59:43He's a cop.
00:59:44He's just doing his job.
00:59:45And not very well either.
00:59:51Forget about him.
00:59:53I want to take care of you.
00:59:57I want you to be my girlfriend.
01:00:02God.
01:00:03I spent a whole year hoping you'd say those words.
01:00:07So?
01:00:09Is that a yes?
01:00:10I told you we were done, Adam.
01:00:12And since you've never respected me, I can't say that I'm surprised you didn't hear me the first time.
01:00:17Noelle, it's...
01:00:17No, it's over, Adam.
01:00:20Forever.
01:00:20Noelle, it's over.
01:00:23Still, I runnin' hands for you.
01:00:27You feel me?
01:00:32Nothing means something with you.
01:00:36Really?
01:00:37Jakey.
01:00:38Jakey.
01:00:39Oh, my goodness.
01:00:40Your message scared me half to death.
01:00:43You okay?
01:00:44I'm fine.
01:00:46You did have to come.
01:00:47Of course I did.
01:00:48How's Noelle?
01:00:50Then what would it be?
01:00:52I'm not sure.
01:00:54I haven't seen her since the ambulance took her to the hospital last night.
01:00:58Jake!
01:00:58You haven't gone to see her?
01:01:00I can't go back to the hospital again.
01:01:05I just can't.
01:01:07Oh, you can.
01:01:07And you will.
01:01:10I almost lost her.
01:01:13I can't go through that again.
01:01:15I know you're scared.
01:01:17But if you don't go, you will lose her.
01:01:20And pushing Noelle away will not bring your parents back.
01:01:26Excuse me.
01:01:27Reynolds?
01:01:28Reynolds, can I speak with you?
01:01:44How fucking dare you?
01:01:46You really want to do this right now?
01:01:48Should I just fire you instead?
01:01:49Fire me?
01:01:51Are you kidding?
01:01:52You broke rank.
01:01:54You disobeyed orders.
01:01:55You ran into that bookstore with no plan and no backup.
01:01:59Tell me why I shouldn't tell all this to the chief right now and end your career.
01:02:04Don't bother.
01:02:06I quit.
01:02:06You really think you're going to get a job at any other station after I report you?
01:02:14What if I report you?
01:02:16What if I tell the chief that not only did you abuse police resources by letting your personal
01:02:21feelings about Noelle cloud your judgment, you also knowingly hindered an ongoing investigation
01:02:26by telling an officer to stand down.
01:02:28Obstruction of justice is a very serious crime, Officer Walters.
01:02:34You're bluffing.
01:02:36You would never do that.
01:02:39You want to bet?
01:02:43That's what I thought.
01:02:46Excuse me.
01:02:47Knock, knock.
01:02:58And Shelley.
01:02:59How did you know I was here?
01:03:01Jake told me.
01:03:04Um, where is he?
01:03:07He's working.
01:03:09Right, right.
01:03:11Of course.
01:03:12I'm sorry.
01:03:13Hospitals are hard for him.
01:03:15But I come with good news.
01:03:18What is it?
01:03:18I spoke with a friend of mine and his school is hiring.
01:03:22They need a researcher for their librarian.
01:03:25I would love to help you get your foot in the door.
01:03:28Yes.
01:03:28No, no.
01:03:28I want it.
01:03:29I was hoping you'd say that.
01:03:31You have an interview on Monday.
01:03:33Aunt Shelley, I don't know how to thank you.
01:03:35Of course.
01:03:37Your family.
01:03:37Hey.
01:03:45Aunt Shelley, can I speak with Noah alone for a moment?
01:03:55How are you feeling?
01:03:58Okay.
01:04:01Concussed.
01:04:02Well, I got you something.
01:04:06But maybe you should hold off till the headache wears off?
01:04:11Hmm.
01:04:13Nah.
01:04:24Oh my god.
01:04:27How did you...
01:04:28My parents' library.
01:04:32Aunt Shelley wasn't kidding.
01:04:33I forgot how extensive it was.
01:04:34Seriously, it takes up a whole storage unit.
01:04:36You didn't have to.
01:04:44Yes, I did.
01:04:48Noelle, I've, um...
01:04:50I've avoided my feelings.
01:04:54All my feelings.
01:04:55For...
01:04:58A very long time.
01:04:59When my parents died, I...
01:05:06I didn't know what I wanted.
01:05:12I just knew I didn't want to feel that pain again.
01:05:15I told myself I would do anything not to feel it.
01:05:19But last night...
01:05:21When I carried you out of that building...
01:05:25I felt that pain.
01:05:29Loving someone means living with the risk of losing them.
01:05:33And that scares the shit out of me.
01:05:41But so does the idea of living without you.
01:05:43I want to be with you, Noelle.
01:05:51I love you.
01:05:54I'm in love with you.
01:06:03So what do you say?
01:06:07Do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:06:09Oh my god.
01:06:11I had two offers in one day.
01:06:13I wish I tried getting concussed sooner.
01:06:17Two?
01:06:20Was that it me?
01:06:21Mm-hmm.
01:06:26What'd you say to him?
01:06:30I told him to leave me alone.
01:06:33Forever.
01:06:33And what do you say to me?
01:06:41Um, hmm.
01:06:42I need to think about it.
01:06:45Yeah, that's fine.
01:06:46Take your time.
01:06:49Okay, let's do it.
01:06:52Really?
01:06:53Of course, you idiot.
01:06:54You idiot.
01:06:54You idiot.
01:07:03I love you, too, by the way.
01:07:14Knew it.
01:07:15So I guess you are a relationship guy after all, huh?
01:07:21Oh, Taylor's gonna be pissed.
01:07:22I quit this morning.
01:07:31What?
01:07:32No, Jake, I don't want you to have to choose between...
01:07:34I'm not.
01:07:37I became a cop because I wanted to help people.
01:07:41To protect and to serve.
01:07:45But all that department cared about was meeting quota and glad-handing donors.
01:07:49I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work.
01:07:52So I'm gonna become a private investigator.
01:08:00Not everything's about you, you know?
01:08:02Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:05Okay, all right.
01:08:06Well, maybe it was a little bit about you?
01:08:09Being a PI is just safer.
01:08:11And I want to be around for a long time for the people I love.
01:08:22I'm ready to go home now.
01:08:35Before you run, you gotta stumble.
01:08:39I already am.
01:08:40When you fall in love but it don't work out
01:08:44When you cry at least a hundred times
01:08:47And you feel so stuck but you can't get out
01:08:51Just remember
01:08:53There will come a day when it all works out
01:08:59And you didn't even look at you
01:09:01Howdy, neighbor.
01:09:04There will find a way if you hold on now
01:09:06And remember
01:09:08The theory weighs up from here
01:09:12How's your smoker?
01:09:19Thanks.
01:09:20I've showered.
01:09:21Oh, so those pipes are working well, huh?
01:09:24Yeah, better than ever.
01:09:27See you after work?
01:09:28Yeah.
01:09:30Swing by and make inverters.
01:09:31Oh, yum.
01:09:33See, there are perks to dating the guy next door.
01:09:37Unless we break up.
01:09:39Then it'll get real awkward.
01:09:41You'll have to move out.
01:09:41Ah, see, the thing about that is
01:09:44I was kind of here first.
01:09:47I'm not leaving.
01:09:51Well, then I guess we should never break up.
01:09:56Deal.
01:09:58Deal.
01:10:03I'm not leaving.
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