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A young Englishwoman volunteers to live for one year on a deserted tropical island with a middle-aged, misogynist Englishman to seek adventure.
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00:00:13It is the decided brings us together
00:00:20It is the decided brings us together
00:00:27It's alright darling, we can do this together. It's alright darling, I can't think of nothing better.
00:00:42I don't know you, and you don't know me. It is this that brings us together.
00:00:54I don't know what you are looking for in me. I don't know what I want, but my heart is bleeding.
00:01:09Am I yours? Am I mine? We'll find a willing to find. In your life, in my life, there are secrets too dark.
00:01:23To let out, to let go, to get over. That's alright, baby. That's alright by me. It's alright now.
00:01:41Just let me say please, please, please, please, please, please, please, be kind.
00:02:05Be kind, be kind to my mistakes. Be kind. Be kind to me.
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00:02:59Ha, ha, ha! All right, into the paddling pool now.
00:03:06Splashes, splashes. Come on, Captain. Come on, my baby. Up here.
00:03:11You're very good. You're all loud down the slide.
00:03:13Come on, up again. Help me again. I'll tell your mummy about you.
00:03:23Splash, come on. Splashes, splash.
00:03:25Splashes, splash. Warm and strong. That's it.
00:03:28Very, very good.
00:03:31Amanda Bottomley, come here and do as I...
00:03:33Kingsland? Mr. Kingsland?
00:03:35Oh, God, are we late? You will be.
00:03:36Well, rule number one, before you learn to swim,
00:03:39you learn to tie your own shoelaces, all right?
00:03:41We will be out just here within seven minutes.
00:03:43I watch here. You swear.
00:03:47I've got to make a phone call. Excuse me.
00:03:53All right, Mr. Kingsland.
00:03:54You want one of these?
00:04:03Who's are these?
00:04:05Oh, give me those.
00:04:09You know he's still in bed.
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:34I don't know.
00:05:04I don't know.
00:05:34I don't know.
00:05:42Were they dancing in the dark in Phoenix Park?
00:05:46Did Charlie Parnel and Mickey Dowd die in vain?
00:05:50Well, let's see what the bones say, shall we?
00:05:53Huh?
00:05:53Now, where have they taken me?
00:05:55Where, perchance, might these bones be leading me?
00:05:57I think they're going to your pocket, Jerry.
00:06:00Come on, you bonger.
00:06:02I'm not doing a valdunac in impersonation.
00:06:04Let's see it.
00:06:06Let's see the colour of your money.
00:06:08The virgin's bones are shaking.
00:06:10They're shaking your hair, boy.
00:06:12And you'll be wearing the next drink.
00:06:15You will, you know.
00:06:15Come on, you bonger.
00:06:17Come on, Charles.
00:06:17Now he's getting some water.
00:06:19I'm going to need on.
00:06:24Watch it all.
00:06:26How about it?
00:06:27He comes from Coast Range as the Pope entered St Peter's Square for a general audience.
00:06:32The Pope was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery.
00:06:35They don't work Sundays, don't you know that?
00:07:03You're the one that has to pay for it, Connor.
00:07:09Hello.
00:07:10Hello.
00:07:10Mary Richards is no longer at this level.
00:07:13You can reach her at the following.
00:07:15515 529.
00:07:19Outside the court, over 200 reporters and photographers waiting.
00:07:21Lucy, what's the Royal Academy exhibition like?
00:07:24I thought I might take Ronnie.
00:07:26I'm trying to bore him to death with culture.
00:07:28Good for you, teacher.
00:07:30We saw two ballets last week and he absolutely hated them.
00:07:34Oh, it's mine.
00:07:36And a perch reading.
00:07:37We didn't like that very much either.
00:07:40You know, he actually dozed off in Totson, Totson, last week.
00:07:44You're both Biller Steins.
00:07:47At least I actually like perky readings.
00:07:49Well, I'm not mad about them.
00:07:52So what do you think about the Royal Academy?
00:07:53Well, frankly, if you run the risk, you might enjoy it.
00:07:58Yeah.
00:07:59Also included in the charges, the dead of Marguerite Walls, a 42-year-old civil servant whose body
00:08:05was found in the garden of the Magistrate's house.
00:08:07Sutcliffe also faces seven charges of attempted murder from 1975 to 1980.
00:08:22The final murder charge concerns the death of student Jackie Hill in Leeds last November.
00:08:29After the hearing, Mrs. Sonia Sutcliffe hid her face from photographers as she was escorted
00:08:34to a waiting car and driven away.
00:08:36The Magistrates remanded Peter Sutcliffe in custody to await his trial at Leeds Crown Court
00:08:44at a date yet to be fixed.
00:08:46He was driven straight back to Armley Jail.
00:08:52An additional charge that he had stolen two car number plates, valued at 50 pence, was
00:08:57withdrawn to the prosecution.
00:09:00He's not a grown man, your husband.
00:09:01He's a puking boy.
00:09:03Can't even lay a girl without the whole world knowing.
00:09:05It's best as he makes us sick with his slop.
00:09:06I made a swear on the baby's head that she was telling the truth.
00:09:09I brought the baby in and made a swear on his head.
00:09:11If ever I hear his stinking voice, I'll pull it out of his head.
00:09:14Put it out.
00:09:15What?
00:09:16Well off.
00:09:17Do you think I'm stupid?
00:09:20A fag.
00:09:21Cigarette.
00:09:22Fags are poofed us.
00:09:26Your ma would go apeshit if she knew I had you, sir.
00:09:29Before you let me.
00:09:30You let me before.
00:09:31That's why I come here.
00:09:32Out.
00:09:35Yes, of course I did.
00:09:38You told me it was all happened.
00:09:39So I lied.
00:09:40So what?
00:09:41What did you expect me to do?
00:09:43What are you doing, Nipper?
00:09:44I'm a pire maché.
00:09:46I can't remember.
00:09:47I'm making a model.
00:09:49French model.
00:09:50First floor.
00:09:50I don't know what yet.
00:09:51Nothing.
00:09:52Often has been good.
00:09:54Tell me something.
00:09:54What the point?
00:09:55What the hell does it matter?
00:09:56Why does she always have to be French, hmm?
00:09:59What's wrong with a good old British tart?
00:10:02The others.
00:10:03There weren't any others.
00:10:05How many?
00:10:06Oh, forgotten.
00:10:06A dozen.
00:10:07I don't know.
00:10:07What are the numbers, man?
00:10:09You live in a dream world.
00:10:10You know that?
00:10:10When you were here or when you were away?
00:10:13When I was away, if that's what you want to hear.
00:10:15If it's true.
00:10:16All right, then.
00:10:17When I was away.
00:10:23Why did you marry me?
00:10:25Why?
00:10:27Answer me.
00:10:29You know why.
00:10:30What do you think of marriage?
00:10:31It doesn't exist.
00:10:33You little thud.
00:10:35What do you mean?
00:10:39Why did you go to bed with Beth?
00:10:42Didn't you ever try not to?
00:10:44Yes.
00:10:45It's all right.
00:10:49I'm here.
00:10:51Didn't you mind?
00:10:53Of course I minded.
00:10:53I wanted to see you every night, didn't you?
00:10:55I'm sorry?
00:10:55I'm sorry?
00:10:56It's ridiculous for God's sake.
00:10:57Where did you meet?
00:10:59It's not true.
00:11:00I'm sorry.
00:11:00I thought you...
00:11:01I thought you...
00:11:02Are you serious?
00:11:03Yes, I'm serious.
00:11:03What are you saying to do?
00:11:04You're not exactly a model of...
00:11:05I was never unfaithful to anyone in my life.
00:11:09To anyone ever.
00:11:10Yes.
00:11:10Right?
00:11:12Did you stay tonight?
00:11:13Uh, no.
00:11:14I wish you'd shut up.
00:11:15I wish you'd die.
00:11:20Right.
00:11:21Russell Square Hotel.
00:11:22Russell Square...
00:11:23Hotel.
00:11:25Say 7.30.
00:11:267.30.
00:11:27Yeah, that's fine.
00:11:28Right.
00:11:28That's great.
00:11:29Okay, well, I'll see you then.
00:11:36Hey!
00:11:37Sexy age.
00:11:39That's right.
00:11:39Who was that then?
00:11:41That was just an old friend.
00:11:43It's probably mine anyway.
00:11:45How's me a tenner?
00:11:45I don't know.
00:11:50It's funny.
00:11:50How should I die?
00:11:52Somebody I'm having dinner with tomorrow night.
00:11:54What shall we do?
00:11:55A friend of mine.
00:11:59I can die here.
00:12:00I don't know.
00:12:30Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Kingsland. Could you have him page for me?
00:12:38Mr. Kingsland was sitting. He must be in the lounge.
00:12:41Right.
00:13:00Mr. Kingsland? Lucy Irving?
00:13:13Well, thank God for that.
00:13:15What?
00:13:16Um, to tell you the truth, I thought that the lady over there was going to be you.
00:13:23Well, it wasn't.
00:13:26No, she wasn't.
00:13:28Shall we ask?
00:13:29Sorry.
00:13:30No, I'm sorry.
00:13:30I was going to say, would you like a drink?
00:13:34Yes, right.
00:13:36It's amazing, this.
00:13:38Yes, it is, yes.
00:13:40We're meeting someone.
00:13:42Well, I mean, it's the ultimate blind date.
00:13:45Well, it's not as it is.
00:13:49I mean, we're not, um, it's not exactly, um, well, I suppose we are, really.
00:13:59Can I tell you something?
00:14:01Yes?
00:14:01You are the first woman, I mean, girl, that I've interviewed that's, that's made it feel that way.
00:14:19Would you like that drink?
00:14:20Yes, I would.
00:14:22Yes, well, it's, um, no, no, no, it's, um.
00:14:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:28You, that's too loud.
00:14:31Gave themselves up to authorities in Damascus tonight.
00:14:36Their surrender came a short time after a plane carrying 54 Pakistani people's business
00:14:40Landed a few hundred yards from where the hostages were being held.
00:14:44Can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:46Yes!
00:14:46Yes!
00:15:01One thing is, I've seen, what is it, eight other applicants since I first met you and I've got, what, I'm supposed to see three more.
00:15:10But, uh, well, I don't mind you knowing that you're, you're definitely going to be on my shore then.
00:15:20Well, that was delicious pasta.
00:15:21I'm afraid I can't eat it anymore.
00:15:23Well, it's a preparation, these kind of things that's important.
00:15:27A pasta?
00:15:28Uh, no, I mean real life, I mean the island, um, not some arsehole like Robertson Crusoe that suddenly finds he's got the whole ship's stores at his disposal, didn't he?
00:15:36And a man-servant sort of slave.
00:15:39That'd be good.
00:15:40A man Friday.
00:15:42He had a Friday as well.
00:15:45Yeah, I...
00:15:46Yes, he did.
00:15:48See, I've got to organise the whole thing.
00:15:50I've got to prepare stores, medicines, visas, things like that.
00:15:55The most important thing is enough money.
00:15:57Right sort of island.
00:15:58Proper water supply.
00:16:01Right sort of companion.
00:16:04In that order.
00:16:06Now, what do you do for a living?
00:16:19No, no, no.
00:16:20You're a lot of secretary, are you?
00:16:23Mm-mm.
00:16:25You're a nurse.
00:16:28Are those the choices?
00:16:29Mm-hmm.
00:16:31Well, I don't understand.
00:16:32Well, secretary or nurse?
00:16:34Oh, I forget it.
00:16:37I work for the Inland Revenue, and I've heard all the jokes.
00:16:43Do you know, one of the girls that I interviewed for this job said that she had a...
00:16:46I had a degree in law.
00:16:48I'm bloody good sat on a desert island, I said.
00:16:54I was, um...
00:16:55I was joking.
00:16:59Give me a woman that can cook.
00:17:01So, you put up a tent.
00:17:06Fish.
00:17:10Mind you, I suppose, a nurse could be useful.
00:17:13Mm-hmm.
00:17:17Think about it.
00:17:19Mm-hmm.
00:17:19That's me.
00:17:40Mm-hmm.
00:17:41There you go.
00:17:43although they haven't named the day the wedding will take place in the latter half of the ride
00:17:59and she'll become the princess of wales the engagement ring 14 diamonds and a sapphire
00:18:05chewin island it's in the torrents straits what oh hi hello something like a good read in the bog you know
00:18:13i'm just i'm only telling you that in order that you get rid of get used to my dad's habits
00:18:19gerald gerald laura's here what i said laura's just come to what
00:18:23oh
00:18:26like that
00:18:40yes
00:18:41hello
00:18:45how's ronnie?
00:18:53oh he's fine
00:18:54and you two
00:18:56yes yes
00:18:58that's that's mine i think
00:19:01right
00:19:03well i'll i'll see you before we go
00:19:05absolutely
00:19:06right
00:19:08bye
00:19:11love to ronnie
00:19:13yes
00:19:14right thanks bye
00:19:15laura
00:19:20she's gone
00:19:21laura
00:19:21she's gone gerald
00:19:23it's fucking unbelievable
00:19:34you have a problem
00:19:35oh no no problem
00:19:36to hell with it
00:19:37we could find another island
00:19:38lucy we have been looking for three months
00:19:40i'm not getting married
00:19:42just because some
00:19:42crackulous old australian bureaucrat
00:19:44the problem i was referring to is money my dear
00:19:48ah but i
00:19:48my company advance the advance
00:19:52now since we're a poor publishing house
00:19:54we had to insist that it was repayable if the little adventure was called off
00:19:59now we did discuss insurance
00:20:02do you remember
00:20:02and you decided against it
00:20:05no need
00:20:06how much have we spent
00:20:15everything
00:20:18everything
00:20:18i mean lucy there were the airline tickets and the scores
00:20:21i am not marrying you gerald
00:20:23not for some out-of-date immigration law
00:20:25and especially not just to get us out of debt
00:20:27taxi
00:20:28lucy
00:20:30lucy
00:20:31lucy
00:20:32lucy
00:20:35lucy
00:20:38lucy
00:21:18Carry on.
00:21:19You may kiss the bride.
00:21:21It's the man of life.
00:21:23Well done.
00:21:24Not a good marriage, gentlemen.
00:21:26And it costs so little.
00:21:27You wouldn't mind it, gentlemen.
00:21:29We are writing a little later.
00:21:31Thank you, Mac.
00:21:31I'll have a large wine.
00:21:35I'm sorry, Lucy.
00:21:37Lucy, I'm sorry.
00:21:37We still have another couple waiting.
00:21:39Would you mind clearing the marriage room?
00:21:40Right, it's all out of the Chinese takeaway.
00:21:42Come on, then.
00:21:51Uh-huh.
00:21:53Uh-huh.
00:21:54¶¶
00:22:24I'm supposed to get this done.
00:22:42See, the one's bothering me all the time.
00:22:44Gerald.
00:22:54It's bigger than...
00:22:59It's bloody unhappy.
00:23:00It looks far through.
00:23:04Right, better get on with it.
00:23:07It's probably much more...
00:23:09It can't be prettier than...
00:23:11that sky.
00:23:13Don't look.
00:23:14Look at the eye there.
00:23:15Right, about you.
00:23:17Now, both of you together.
00:23:18It's our home.
00:23:19All right.
00:23:38Oh, my God.
00:24:08Come on.
00:24:10I just hate this.
00:24:20No!
00:24:22Sit down.
00:24:24Have some time.
00:24:26Well, thanks.
00:24:28You've done it on anything.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40No!
00:24:42No!
00:24:44No!
00:24:46No!
00:24:48No!
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00:25:00No!
00:25:02No!
00:25:04No!
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00:25:08No!
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00:25:16No!
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00:25:20No!
00:25:22No!
00:25:24No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:38No!
00:25:40Yes!
00:25:42Yes!
00:25:44Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:25:52Fabulous! Fabulous!
00:25:55That's another one. Go to the left now, love.
00:25:57Now hold it, hold it.
00:25:59Less than a year ago, love.
00:26:05Okay, now look out for that gorgeous scene.
00:26:07Fabulous. Go to the left.
00:26:10Come on, love. That's it, great.
00:26:13Wonderful, wonderful.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:16Think of that beautiful scene.
00:26:18That's it.
00:26:19We'll get to you in a minute, Gerald.
00:26:21Stay there.
00:26:32Bye.
00:26:33Bye-bye now.
00:26:35Bye-bye.
00:26:37Get out of the background, you!
00:26:43Where's he gone?
00:26:47He can't have gone far, can't he, Janice?
00:26:49Where's the ladies?
00:26:51Janice!
00:26:52For God's sakes!
00:26:54Use your imagination!
00:26:57Yeah, never mind.
00:26:59I'll wait.
00:27:02Lucy?
00:27:03Ah!
00:27:04You see!
00:27:22let me send a chopper in the next two weeks just don't but I'll just quit
00:27:37that's not the point this is mine
00:27:40I'm going to do it
00:27:41and it's Gerald's team
00:27:44Lucy
00:27:45welcome to Tewin
00:27:50hey Janice
00:27:59do you want to take a picture of what it's really going to be like from a desert island
00:28:03Gerald stop it
00:28:08take a joke old girl
00:28:10take a joke
00:28:11actually I can do with a car shop like that
00:28:12hold it
00:28:13hey Lucy
00:28:14real desert island dress
00:28:15you know what I mean
00:28:15we'll take those
00:28:16I've got 50 boxes of polaroid film
00:28:19oh I can get off on polaroids too dear
00:28:21get the martinis ready darling
00:28:30whoo
00:28:31saved it last
00:28:33right now
00:28:34two hours on a desert island
00:28:36come on then
00:28:37no more fern in the undies
00:28:38come on
00:28:39bloody noise
00:28:40here I come
00:28:42whoo
00:28:43please
00:29:00jeez
00:29:01go on
00:29:04please
00:29:04после
00:29:04what are you
00:29:05how come on
00:29:06please
00:29:06I just want to die
00:29:06take your urine
00:29:07whoa
00:29:07go on
00:29:07oh and Waulder
00:29:08yeah I'll go on
00:29:08go oh and why are you
00:29:09I'll go on
00:29:09Oh, my God!
00:29:11There it is!
00:29:13Oh, my God!
00:29:15Oh, my God!
00:29:17Did you see that?
00:29:19Oh, no!
00:29:21Here!
00:29:23Come on!
00:29:25Come on!
00:29:27Come on!
00:29:29Come on, you guys!
00:29:31Come on!
00:29:33Come on!
00:29:35Come on!
00:29:37Johnny, get me out of here!
00:29:39Come on!
00:29:51Come on, Johnny, let's go!
00:29:53Bye, you guys!
00:29:55See you!
00:29:59Bye, Johnny!
00:30:01Bye!
00:30:07Bye!
00:30:09Boom!
00:30:11Ah!
00:30:13Ow!
00:30:14Ah!
00:30:15Ah!
00:30:16Oh!
00:30:17Oh!
00:30:18Oh!
00:30:19Oh!
00:30:20Oh!
00:30:21Oh!
00:30:22Oh!
00:30:23Oh!
00:30:24Oh!
00:30:25Oh!
00:30:26Oh!
00:32:47There's something Lucy you're as good as a man's have around here I said he's
00:33:04selling out shit. There'll be crocodiles around here. No. Yep. There's salt water trucks and they'll kill us. Yeah, I read it. They really are. They'll kill us.
00:33:34Now that lady there is Auntie Lucy, you see, and the gentleman is me and that's when we've just arrived on the island. And this one here is a picture of you as you are now.
00:33:51Daryl, what do you think about when you're doing routine things, you know, boring things?
00:33:58Think about... Yeah. You look blank. You know, nothing much going on. I can't tell.
00:34:09Well, I think about what's happening, first off, and think about... And then I think about... Oh, what a bloody silly question.
00:34:21What does anybody think about? Look, I think about rules. That sort of thing. I mean, it's... Any odds, doesn't it?
00:34:35You know, you've never asked questions. What do they mean? About life. God. Mankind.
00:34:43I'm trying. I just want to know what goes on inside your head. That's it.
00:34:53My brain. Oh, it's like my prick. It goes up and down of its own accord. And sometimes it... It explodes with excitement.
00:35:04Well, when you see it lying there, just doing nothing. Nothing at all. Then you'll be surprised what it's capable of thinking.
00:35:15Try some.
00:35:18Mmm.
00:35:22Would you like to move there some... one time?
00:35:25Hmm? Hmm. Yeah.
00:35:29There was a young man from Watt, who took a lady out on a yacht. Too lazy to rape her, he made darts of brown paper, which he idly flicked at her twat.
00:35:41That had to work.
00:35:53Lucy!
00:35:55Lucy!
00:36:00Lucy!
00:36:02Lucy!
00:36:11Lucy!
00:36:16Lucy!
00:36:17Thanks for listening to this.
00:36:36I've!
00:36:37Come on, Gerald. We'll darts soon.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:57Gerald, we should get back because the fire's going to be...
00:36:59Relax, will you?
00:37:01There's going to be plenty of time for firelighting, all right?
00:37:05You lazy sod.
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:07I don't believe it. You've just found another excuse to sit down.
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11You're always lying about!
00:37:36You're always lying about!
00:37:40You're always lying about!
00:37:42You're lying about!
00:37:44You're lying about!
00:37:46You're lying about!
00:37:52You're lying about!
00:37:54You're lying about!
00:37:56You're lying about!
00:38:35Gerald, I thought you were going to teach me fishing today.
00:38:41We'll have rice tonight.
00:38:43Hmm. Well, I counted out one of the bags.
00:38:4618 days.
00:38:4825 if we eat less.
00:38:50Times four, that's 100 days.
00:38:55Lucy, I want to plant this garden.
00:38:57I want things to start growing.
00:38:59Firstly, because it's practical, we'll need it.
00:39:00And secondly, and maybe more importantly,
00:39:02it's something I've always wanted to do.
00:39:04I want to grow my own food on my own island.
00:39:07Now, I'll make sure that we don't starve, Lucy,
00:39:10and I'll make sure that you learn to fish.
00:39:13But I want to do this first because I owe it to myself
00:39:15and it will prove to me
00:39:17that I believe in our future here.
00:39:21Together.
00:39:22You understand?
00:39:24Our lives may depend upon these vegetables.
00:39:28Gerald, come on.
00:39:29With an ocean full of food.
00:39:30Lucy,
00:39:31you cannot live on protein alone.
00:39:34You will die.
00:39:35You need vegetables,
00:39:36carbohydrates,
00:39:37fruits.
00:39:38Otherwise you die, see?
00:39:40Bloody die.
00:39:42You must hope they grow, then.
00:39:44Let's pray that they do.
00:39:47Do you pray?
00:39:48Sometimes.
00:39:51You.
00:39:53I say thank you a lot.
00:39:56A great philosopher ant
00:39:58once crawled up the leg of a pant.
00:40:01He recognised your pudenda
00:40:02as feminine gender,
00:40:05which proves what you know,
00:40:07you students of cat.
00:40:08Gerald, don't break the skin.
00:40:10Gerald, don't break the skin.
00:40:12No, teacher, I won't.
00:40:13No, I won't.
00:40:14No, teacher, I won't.
00:40:44That ad, Lucy.
00:40:45This is...
00:40:46This is what you expected.
00:40:52Oh, shit.
00:41:02Is it all right for the member of Turing West now?
00:41:08Gerald, please.
00:41:10Don't.
00:41:11Please.
00:41:14Don't.
00:41:19You're not lying.
00:41:26Yes.
00:41:26You're not lying.
00:41:29Satsang with Mooji
00:41:59Satsang with Mooji
00:42:29Satsang with Mooji
00:42:58Satsang with Mooji
00:43:00Satsang with Mooji
00:43:04Satsang with Mooji
00:43:06Satsang with Mooji
00:43:08Satsang with Mooji
00:43:14Satsang with Mooji
00:43:16Satsang with Mooji
00:43:20Satsang with Mooji
00:43:22Satsang with Mooji
00:43:26Satsang with Mooji
00:43:28Satsang with Mooji
00:43:32Satsang with Mooji
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00:43:38Satsang with Mooji
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00:43:44Satsang with Mooji
00:43:46Satsang with Mooji
00:43:48Satsang with Mooji
00:43:50Satsang with Mooji
00:43:52Gerry? Gerald?
00:43:59Gerald?
00:44:04Gerry, we can't leave it like this.
00:44:15Gerry?
00:44:22Gerry?
00:44:34Gerry?
00:44:52Gerry?
00:44:54Gerry?
00:44:55Gerry?
00:45:04Gerry?
00:45:06It's not fair!
00:45:08Gerry?
00:45:09do you know something Lou hmm I reckon even if I had some rolling tobacco I've forgotten
00:45:25how to roll a cigarette oh dear dear hot huh weird isn't it yeah I mean the changes hmm I mean you can say
00:45:47the words pub copper bus friend hmm and they just don't mean anything anymore yes they just seem to
00:46:04have lost their images don't they they're just sounds hmm will you just give these a spot more
00:46:20here this one this one yeah and this one this one yes
00:46:34a screw and a cold beer right now is is the summit of my whole life's ambition
00:46:42do you know something you could find a whole new religion on this island with a screw and a cold
00:46:50beer here Lucy I said screw not stew you're such a liar what did I do wrong now your whole character's
00:47:17a liar you pretend you don't read don't think don't listen you pretend you're just a gimme a good
00:47:25lay a good beer and I'm happy sort of chat Lucy everybody leads their secret life where even
00:47:35secrets have secrets sure women love to skewer us love to figure us out and then pigeonhole us
00:47:43he's reliable he's quiet but gentle he's sweet with the kids I really do know the real inner him
00:47:49they say to themselves nodding wisely and they're amazed when suddenly he breaks rank and they
00:47:56they discover all of a sudden that they never knew one one sweet doodle not even one sweet doodle
00:48:03shit about them now believe me my god we've been here that
00:48:17so you've dropped your panties off Florey what dropped your panties whoops I'm not going to read this
00:48:42aloud to gee you have to have a concave navel to make love to a sunbeam I have the most beautiful
00:48:47navel on tune they enter directly from above when the sun is perpendicular to the earth and if caught
00:48:53on a rock alone at this hour of the day you are almost certain to be ravished
00:48:57suddenly with your navel
00:49:25There are only two of them.
00:49:28I guess they would be sociable.
00:49:32Hello there.
00:49:33Hello.
00:49:34Hi.
00:49:35G'day.
00:49:39You're required under penalty of law to complete and return this census form.
00:49:45What?
00:49:47Incredible, isn't it?
00:49:49They insisted on us stopping by and delivering this census form.
00:49:54Look, I hope you won't mind.
00:49:55But we've got some repairs we want to do to our holes.
00:49:59We haven't got any spare food, you know.
00:50:02It's okay.
00:50:02We've got plenty of food.
00:50:05In fact, you can have some of ours if you like.
00:50:07Well, that's very nice of you.
00:50:08Thank you very much.
00:50:20No, it's crazy.
00:50:22Anyway.
00:50:28There it is.
00:50:34So, how's it been going?
00:50:37Well, we love the island.
00:50:38Oh, I'm Rod Armstrong.
00:50:46Hello.
00:50:46That's my mate, Jason.
00:50:47Hang on.
00:50:48Good night.
00:50:59Good night.
00:51:00Jason Menzies.
00:51:02Hello.
00:51:04Hello, Jason.
00:51:06Good night.
00:51:06Nice look.
00:51:14Yeah, well, we were getting on fine by ourselves up until just now.
00:51:18Just, just, just fine.
00:51:19Your boat looks marvelous.
00:51:23Fantastic boat.
00:51:25Ah.
00:51:30Lucy.
00:51:34Why don't you make us all a cup?
00:51:37Tea, yes.
00:51:38Yes, of course.
00:51:39Come on.
00:51:39Great idea.
00:51:43Thanks.
00:51:54Ah.
00:51:54What is that?
00:51:55Come on.
00:51:56No.
00:51:58You can do it.
00:52:01Ah, that hurts.
00:52:02Ah.
00:52:03Ow.
00:52:05Ah.
00:52:06It hurts.
00:52:07Yeah, it hurts.
00:52:07Yeah.
00:52:07Yeah.
00:52:09Gerald, being silly.
00:52:11I bet you didn't know what to expect.
00:52:13And that is about, and that's all we brought with us.
00:52:15Lucy, do you realize something?
00:52:17Today is the first day that you've entertained anybody as a married woman.
00:52:22So it is.
00:52:25There's so much intimacy about what you two are doing.
00:52:29I mean, by the end of it, there won't be anything you don't know about each other.
00:52:32What do you talk about?
00:52:38Practical things, of course.
00:52:39And, um, then, what about our lives?
00:52:46Memories.
00:52:47Ideas.
00:52:50I don't know.
00:52:52It's all a bit beyond talking, really.
00:52:53What happens when people know too much about each other?
00:53:01No pretenses left.
00:53:04Nothing to hide behind.
00:53:05At least you're married.
00:53:07At least you're married.
00:53:11You won't imagine the ransom you'd hold over each other when you're finished.
00:53:14I couldn't let somebody else walk around with that.
00:53:18I'd have to do them in.
00:53:19Yeah, we're only married because the government made us.
00:53:23You know what they said to us?
00:53:24They said, no hanky-panky on a desert island unless you've got a license.
00:53:28Oh, come on, that's hard to believe.
00:53:31Yes, it is, isn't it?
00:53:33One who could be worse.
00:53:34No hanky-panky at all.
00:53:35Oh, no, that would be unbelievable.
00:53:42Oh, shit.
00:53:52Oh, it's not Gerald's fault.
00:53:55It's just the way he is.
00:54:00It's me, I know.
00:54:02But he just lies there, doing nothing.
00:54:09With no...
00:54:13Imagination.
00:54:17Imagination.
00:54:21I suppose...
00:54:23I suppose it's because he's so much older than me, partly.
00:54:30Terrible leg infection.
00:54:32Slippery there.
00:54:37Uh-huh.
00:54:55Isn't it...
00:54:57The next bit?
00:54:58No.
00:54:58No.
00:54:58No.
00:54:59No.
00:54:59No.
00:54:59No.
00:55:00No.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02There.
00:55:02There.
00:55:03There.
00:55:03There.
00:55:04Alright.
00:55:05There.
00:55:07There.
00:55:07All right.
00:55:17You did it.
00:55:18You did.
00:55:18Oh, God, I love this place.
00:55:29Everything I dreamed for it to be.
00:55:38Where's Jason?
00:55:42Lucy.
00:55:48You're like a randy little bitch on heat.
00:56:09Do you know that?
00:56:14You behave like that tomorrow, I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
00:56:18Do you understand?
00:56:27You're a very peculiar person.
00:56:33I don't understand you, Lucy.
00:56:48Take it easy.
00:57:04Funny couple.
00:57:06Well, I kind of like old Gerald.
00:57:08It was okay.
00:57:10Let's have it, mate.
00:57:13Don't tell me, Splosher.
00:57:15Did you get a bit?
00:57:16Hmm.
00:57:20Hmm.
00:57:30Hmm.
00:57:38Hmm.
00:57:39Oh, my God.
00:58:09I can't throw things without water.
00:58:39I can't throw things without water.
00:58:46No!
00:58:48No, what's happened?
00:58:51What's the matter?
00:58:53What's the matter, baby?
00:58:55I hate them!
00:58:58I hate them!
00:59:00What are they?
00:59:02What are they?
00:59:04Oh, God!
00:59:08Oh, Gerald!
00:59:10Oh, God!
00:59:11Oh, God!
00:59:12It hurts!
00:59:13It hurts!
00:59:14What?
00:59:15What?
00:59:16What?
00:59:17What?
00:59:18Lucy, look, this is it.
00:59:21The Lyhart, or Mackenzie Bean, first mentioned by Blah Blah Blah, produces thick coffee substitute.
00:59:30The whole bean is edible and nutritious when boiled, but extremely poisonous in raw state.
00:59:40Oh, God.
00:59:41Can't we huh?
00:59:42Oh.
00:59:43Oh, my God!
00:59:45Oh, my God.
00:59:47Oh, my God.
00:59:49Oh, my God.
00:59:50Why?
00:59:51What?
00:59:52I don't know.
00:59:53You're without an action.
01:02:55There we are, almost there.
01:02:59Let's look at your leg.
01:03:01Now, Mr. Kingsman, what was your intention in the event that your good wife became pregnant
01:03:06here on this island?
01:03:07Well, you see, my wife and I...
01:03:09You don't need a medical degree to diagnose serious malnutrition.
01:03:14I assume her period stops sometimes.
01:03:16Well, that could have been.
01:03:17My wife is...
01:03:17You're both very, very fortunate.
01:03:19Let me look at this.
01:03:26And don't take it neat now.
01:03:31It tastes much better with a drop of water.
01:03:32Uh, sister.
01:03:33Now, you'll be sure and take this course of antibiotics six times a day and the vitamin course for at least a month.
01:03:41And you'll be sure you come to the surgery on Bardo, Mr. Kingsman.
01:03:45Yes, that will be a date, sister.
01:03:46Now, we will give thanks where thanks are due, sister.
01:03:50What have you got in here with her?
01:03:51Look at this.
01:03:57Cobb?
01:03:57You got a spanner?
01:04:24Got a spanner?
01:04:25must be the cabbie
01:04:29what were you two gossiping about then horses horses oh yes sir sister st winifred and i were
01:04:39we both we loved horses oh yeah no thank you i used to like dancing
01:04:46tell me i suppose you're um well are you both
01:04:50what i mean is are you fully qualified i'm a state registered nurse
01:04:57no i'm i meant as a nun
01:05:00sister st winifred
01:05:06okay i'll bring you more food
01:05:20more work for you sir
01:05:22plenty motors on budget do not work
01:05:25you see yeah you see mr jerry you see
01:05:30do you know they're so nice
01:05:35they are so caram nice
01:05:38they're so kind and generous
01:05:41simple hopeful friendly
01:05:44i love that rice wine i think it's great
01:05:50do you know they want me to mend their old tracks in next week
01:05:55and then the council asked me whether i look at their air conditioning system i wish you wouldn't
01:06:01wish i wouldn't want
01:06:03nothing
01:06:04you wish i wouldn't nothing
01:06:06that's after all the bollockings i get for doing sod all all the time
01:06:11that shows a lot of women huh
01:06:13ha ha ha
01:06:15well for them people that are listening for torres strait radio
01:06:25i'll give you love
01:06:26weather details
01:06:27eastern gulf
01:06:28south eastern gulf
01:06:30seas will be smooth to slight
01:06:32northeast winds even blown
01:06:34or ten knots
01:06:34now for them people
01:06:36they will take use of them
01:06:37with the weather
01:06:38over the weekend
01:06:39happy sailing for them people
01:06:41come down with the sun
01:06:43the rainy season is welcomed by the natives of juli
01:06:47bringing as it does
01:06:48despair
01:06:50damp
01:06:50cold
01:06:51damage
01:06:53and too much bloody water
01:06:55do you know this is the story of my life lucy
01:07:01this whole
01:07:02damn thing
01:07:09waiting for most people Ikerva
01:07:11to下來
01:07:11to be made
01:07:13is she
01:07:14so
01:07:15this day
01:07:18is
01:07:20can you
01:07:22ask a lot ofarias
01:07:22to be vue
01:07:23to be
01:07:24to be
01:07:25as
01:07:25a
01:07:26zero
01:07:26but
01:07:27I'll put her
01:07:28towards
01:07:29it's okay
01:07:30good
01:07:31to be
01:07:32honest
01:07:32do you
01:07:34how do you
01:07:35i love
01:07:36can you
01:07:37by
01:07:38Here we are. Who are you? I'm not hungry, thanks.
01:07:57No. No you're not, are you?
01:08:03Lou, stay and have a chat. You're good company.
01:08:10When you're not over on Badu?
01:08:13Uh-huh. They always come, they've asked often enough.
01:08:16No.
01:08:18Lou, I know what this last year has meant to you.
01:08:22On to it, with... with me and...
01:08:27But that year is going to be over soon, Lou.
01:08:32What are you going to do then?
01:08:35I don't know.
01:08:37Mr. Dello! Mr. Dello!
01:08:40Ronnie! He's early and I haven't even finished that yet.
01:08:43Ronnie, boy! Ho, ho!
01:08:45I wish two and a... Ronnie! Run!
01:08:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:08:49I wish we could...
01:08:51Mr. Dello!
01:08:54Ronnie! Mr. Dello!
01:09:02I don't know what's happening to me.
01:09:18Be back in the morning, Lou!
01:09:19Over the last few weeks, I've changed inside and out with such rapidity that I feel...
01:09:25I feel nothing to hold onto any longer that I recognise as being me.
01:09:32It's so good to see G's confidence and self-respect returning.
01:09:36I never really knew him when he was not down.
01:09:40But now I can see the reality of the kind of man he has, up to now, only talked of being.
01:09:48He's so absorbed that he's almost forgotten to remind me of the uselessness of being a cunt that doesn't fuck.
01:09:55But not quite. Not quite.
01:10:25anonymously gone.
01:10:40I will see you in a few days!
01:10:45Bye!
01:10:46Bye!
01:10:50All right, you're all right.
01:10:59Hello?
01:11:01You should come with me next time, Lou.
01:11:03They'll make you feel like a princess.
01:11:05Ah.
01:11:05Oh, I'm sorry.
01:11:08I spent a day longer than I intended to.
01:11:10I simply couldn't get things finished.
01:11:12They're remarkable people, you know, Lou.
01:11:13All remarkable people.
01:11:15You should know what Ronald says about you.
01:11:16It makes Jane Mansfield seem like a gaudy old frump.
01:11:19Who's Jane Mansfield?
01:11:25Do you want to call us for supper?
01:11:28Aha.
01:11:30And look what I want us for supper.
01:11:39Gerald?
01:11:40Huh?
01:11:41Who am I?
01:11:44Oh, Lucy.
01:11:46I have been working hard on Baru.
01:11:49And I am tired.
01:11:51And I'm very, very happy to be back here with you again.
01:11:55Lucy Irving, yes?
01:12:02Lucy's shit.
01:12:04Lucy Kingsland, if you like.
01:12:05Girl, girl, woman, adventurer, daughter, survivor, even.
01:12:14But Gerald, Gerald, the one thing I'm not, one thing I really am not, is a mechanic's wife.
01:12:21And that's what you're making me.
01:12:23Didn't we came here to survive, Gerald, didn't we?
01:12:27I mean, you know, live off the island and use our wits and our skill and our ingenuity.
01:12:33Gerald, you're not even here any longer.
01:12:35You're on Baru getting pissed or laid or something.
01:12:38Lucy, I have been over there three or five times.
01:12:41And when you, when you are here, what have we got?
01:12:44We've got a bloody garden suburb where people bring their lawnmowers to get fixed.
01:12:49Oh, Gerald, you've reduced us to, it's over.
01:12:54Anything we've talked about and planned and hoped for and tried to live is finished.
01:13:02It's finished with the frozen sodding...
01:13:05This is my fold.
01:13:12I like that, Miss Dan.
01:13:15That's wonderful.
01:13:17What?
01:13:17It's the light.
01:13:18Oh, Gerald, Gerald, I'm so sorry.
01:13:25It's just two days alone and last week as well, eh?
01:13:30Yeah, that too.
01:13:32I mean, it's as if two in an island, enough.
01:13:36It is not like that, Lucy.
01:13:39Sorry, I got so angry.
01:13:41Well, maybe it is like that.
01:13:44Maybe it's here on this island, I...
01:13:46You and I.
01:13:47Maybe if there was some sex here, then I wouldn't have to keep on buggering off like that, would I?
01:13:52Yes.
01:13:55Yes.
01:13:56That's what you want.
01:14:00Oh, do excuse my hollow laughter, won't you?
01:14:04It's what you'd like to see.
01:14:06Lucy, what I would like to see right now...
01:14:09...is nothing better than you lying flat on your back...
01:14:12...with your hands behind your head, being given one...
01:14:14...like every other woman in the world, including some members of the royal family.
01:14:18Do you understand?
01:14:19Do you understand?
01:14:23Does that mean yes?
01:14:29Yes.
01:14:37Yes.
01:14:38Pigs can fly, does.
01:14:39Figs can fly,
01:15:09Sir, I'd like Rosie to prepare his bath.
01:15:25Oh, Rosie.
01:15:27Begging your pardon, sir, but it's Rosie.
01:15:29Oh.
01:15:33Oh, sir, I see you are a gentleman,
01:15:35because a gentleman always stands when a lady enters.
01:15:39Rosie, don't.
01:15:50I thought you said you fancied me lately.
01:15:54It doesn't change what we've said.
01:15:57It doesn't cancel the past.
01:15:59It's just what happens now.
01:16:07Rosie, this is unfair.
01:16:10I don't want to finish this year on two, in here.
01:16:13You Foundation?
01:16:14I...
01:16:14Mark.
01:16:15Oh, my God.
01:16:45Oh, my God.
01:17:15Oh, my God.
01:17:45Oh, my God.
01:18:16Hello.
01:18:17Everything all very tidy here.
01:18:20All them things on budget fixed up for you now.
01:18:24Proper workshop for you, Mr. Gerald.
01:18:25All fixed up.
01:18:26Ronny, old son, don't tell me you've come here and you've taken everything.
01:18:37Ronny, we're not finished.
01:18:39Finish?
01:18:40On Chew-In, our year hasn't finished until, um...
01:18:43September.
01:18:45September the 16th.
01:18:47That was last month.
01:18:49No, no.
01:18:50It's only, um...
01:18:52October.
01:18:53Lou, we've been on Chew-In for a year.
01:18:55We've been on Chew-In for a year, Lou.
01:19:01Oh, my God.
01:19:04Oh, my God.
01:19:06Oh, my God.
01:19:07Oh, my God.
01:19:08Oh, my God.
01:19:08Oh, my God.
01:19:09Oh, my God.
01:19:10Oh, my God.
01:19:12Oh, my God.
01:19:13I'll show you.
01:19:45Oh, God.
01:20:15Oh, God.
01:20:45Yeah, I think it's great.
01:20:52Great.
01:20:53Be kind to my mistakes.
01:21:18Luke.
01:21:25Live happy.
01:21:32Right, back to work.
01:21:50Oh, God.
01:21:59Oh, God.
01:22:01Oh, God.
01:22:13Oh, God.
01:22:16Oh, God.
01:22:19Oh, God.
01:22:23Oh, my God.
01:22:53Oh, my God.
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