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Black comedy about a crazed policeman out to enforce the law by crashing a bachelor party at the Stonecipher Building and massacring almost all those in attendance.
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00:00:30What are you worrying about? It's going to be great.
00:00:36What if Stonecipher finds out?
00:00:39Oh, right. Like old man Stonecipher is going to be working late.
00:00:41That's why he owns the company, remember?
00:00:43So he doesn't have to stay after hours.
00:00:46Besides, he'd never pay himself the overtime.
00:00:48What if somebody tells him where?
00:00:50Look, the only person in the building that late is Gus, the night watchman.
00:00:53Okay? I've already worked everything out with him.
00:00:56I'm telling you, it's going to be the best bachelor party that you've ever seen.
00:00:59Don't we have to send Gary off in style?
00:01:02You know, I just don't want to lose my job.
00:01:04Look, if something goes wrong, I will take all the blame.
00:01:07Don't blame Brian, Mr. Stonecipher.
00:01:26I told him if he didn't take part in the party,
00:01:28I'd show you these Polaroids of him and this goat.
00:01:32Oh, yes, sir. It's a particularly ugly goat, but he was very drunk.
00:01:36I never did it with a goat.
00:01:38That's because you could never find one.
00:01:41Okay, let's make sure we thought of everything, okay?
00:01:44I've got the strippers ready.
00:01:45Mike has the booze.
00:01:47You have the grass.
00:01:48Shut up!
00:01:49Jesus.
00:02:06Well, howdy, officer.
00:02:09Can we help you, sir?
00:02:10You boys wouldn't be planning anything illegal, would you now?
00:02:18No, sir. We would never do anything illegal.
00:02:20You just see that you don't.
00:02:23Yes, sir, officer.
00:02:25You boys stay out of trouble.
00:02:27You hear?
00:02:30Yes, sir, officer.
00:02:31Wow, if that's not an example of inbreeding, I don't know what is.
00:02:48I don't know what is.
00:03:18I don't know what is.
00:05:06Damn, that cop was weird.
00:05:11Ryan, you really need to switch to a decaffeinated buddy.
00:05:14He's just messing with us.
00:05:16If he wanted to bust us, he could have.
00:05:17What do you mean?
00:05:19I mean, you have marijuana in your briefcase.
00:05:22Now, you would not have known that had you not told the entire world, Larry.
00:05:27Of course you would have.
00:05:28Cops can smell that stuff from a mile away.
00:05:30Really?
00:05:31They take a class in it.
00:05:32Smelling 101.
00:05:33It's taught by a German shepherd.
00:05:35I'm just kidding.
00:05:36Chill out.
00:05:37Take a chill pill or something.
00:05:38Get yourself out of your hair, all right?
00:05:40I just want to know why the hell he was acting that way.
00:05:43Because he's an anal-retentive cop who takes his job way too seriously.
00:05:47He's gone now.
00:05:48Just relax.
00:05:50Okay.
00:06:00Larry!
00:06:01What is it now?
00:06:04What is this?
00:06:04The walking police?
00:06:06I don't think we're speeding.
00:06:07See that guy over there?
00:06:08He's going faster than we are.
00:06:10So is that guy.
00:06:11If anybody gets pulled over, it'll be him.
00:06:14Uh-oh!
00:06:15Legal U-turn!
00:06:15Officer!
00:06:16Officer!
00:06:17Keep it down!
00:06:18He gets the same cop from the donut shop!
00:06:21Who?
00:06:21Officer Inbred?
00:06:22He's following us.
00:06:23I don't think so.
00:06:25He is.
00:06:25Okay, wait a second.
00:06:26Let's see.
00:06:29This is silly.
00:06:30I'll ask him.
00:06:31No, no, no.
00:06:33Hey, officer!
00:06:34Jesus!
00:06:34Oh, Officer Inbred, are you following us?
00:06:37Because you spelled my friend's illegal talking to me!
00:06:44You know, I don't think that's very funny.
00:06:46I dumped the pot.
00:06:48You mailed the dope?
00:06:50To who?
00:06:50I don't know.
00:06:51Grandma Moses.
00:06:52Ah, goddamn.
00:06:53Come on, let's go.
00:06:54We got to get a move on.
00:06:55I can live without the weed.
00:06:56It's never done much for me anyway.
00:06:57Come on.
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00:07:16Good morning, Dolores.
00:07:32Good morning.
00:07:32Good morning, Dolores.
00:07:33Good morning.
00:07:40Hey, hey, hey.
00:07:41You all ready for tonight, Vic?
00:07:42Oh, yeah.
00:07:43I'm all set.
00:07:43I already told Ingrid I was working late tonight.
00:07:46Hey, you got the girls?
00:07:47Oh, yes.
00:07:48We are sending you off in style, Margaret.
00:07:50This is great.
00:07:50This is great.
00:07:52Ingrid, darling, I love you.
00:07:55And in two weeks, I'm going to be all yours.
00:07:56But for right now, there's a few things you shouldn't see.
00:08:01Michael, my man.
00:08:03I believe you're in charge of refreshments for tonight's little get-together?
00:08:06Funny.
00:08:06Funny.
00:08:06I don't recall being given that assignment.
00:08:09Let me check my files.
00:08:12Whoa!
00:08:13You think you got enough there, Mike?
00:08:14You can never really have enough.
00:08:20Oh, yeah.
00:08:20That's Larry.
00:08:21It's Stonecipher.
00:08:22Thanks, Brian.
00:08:27This is just a file I was looking for.
00:08:30Morning, Mr. Stonecipher.
00:08:32Coffee.
00:08:37No thanks.
00:08:39What a nice man.
00:08:41Yo, Tony.
00:08:55Are you staying for Gary's bachelor shindig tonight?
00:09:00Uh, I don't think so.
00:09:03I mean, I'd like to.
00:09:04But I sort of have a prior commitment.
00:09:08Oh, Tony, say it isn't so, man.
00:09:10It's going to be a blast.
00:09:11We've got strippers.
00:09:13We've got refreshments filed under B for booze.
00:09:17I'd like to.
00:09:18But, uh, I've got to do something.
00:09:23Next time.
00:09:25Okay, next time Gary gets married.
00:09:40Stop it.
00:09:46You know, we can store it late tonight.
00:09:49I don't enjoy having an audience.
00:09:53The party's going to be upstairs.
00:09:56We could, uh, meet down here.
00:09:59Oh, yeah?
00:10:00Huh?
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:04Maybe we can make some interesting copies.
00:10:07Mm-hmm.
00:10:09You are so...
00:10:13Yeah, uh, do you have cherry, uh, chapstick?
00:10:15Mm-hmm.
00:10:15Mm-hmm.
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00:10:28Mm-hmm.
00:10:30Mary?
00:10:30I don't know.
00:10:32Don't look now.
00:10:33But, uh, you know that gorgeous girl from accounting?
00:10:35She's right over there.
00:10:36The nice in this thing.
00:10:45You're Sharon Wells from accounting.
00:10:47And you're Laura Savine from the land of Obnoxicon.
00:10:50Wait a second.
00:10:51Aren't you from Ohio?
00:10:52I see that my reputation precedes me.
00:10:55My friends call me Larry.
00:10:56Well, it's nice to meet you, Lawrence.
00:10:58May I be so bold as to say that you look absolutely lovely today.
00:11:02Well, gee, thanks, Laura.
00:11:04That's awfully sweet of you.
00:11:05Why, uh, you don't look half bad yourself.
00:11:07Mike, you idiot.
00:11:08I was talking to Brian.
00:11:10What are you doing for lunch?
00:11:11I thought I'd eat.
00:11:13Ah, what a coincidence.
00:11:13Me, too.
00:11:14Why don't we do it together?
00:11:15Well, actually, Lawrence, I already have plans today.
00:11:18But, um, why don't you take Brian here?
00:11:21He does look lovely today, if I may be so bold.
00:11:24Excuse me, sir.
00:11:25You know, you can act all cool and everything, but you know something?
00:11:29You're gonna be thinking about me, I can tell.
00:11:31Is that self?
00:11:32Granted, they may not be nice thoughts, but it's stark.
00:11:37I'm not gonna let you forget about me.
00:11:39I'll take shock treatments, Lawrence.
00:11:50All right, big Tully.
00:11:51Way to go, buddy.
00:11:54Hey, do you mind?
00:11:55I just need to make one copy.
00:11:57All right.
00:11:58All right.
00:11:59Thanks, guys.
00:12:14As you were, you two.
00:12:16Have fun, huh?
00:12:21Just, uh, what are you doing, Larry?
00:12:23Here we are.
00:12:28Wells, comma, Sharon, accounting, third floor, extension, 333.
00:12:38Just sending our Miss Wells a gentle reminder.
00:12:41You know, you might want to watch yourself, Larry.
00:12:44She's quite the jock from what I hear.
00:12:46Oh, yeah?
00:12:47Yes.
00:12:48She's the leading scorer on the softball team.
00:12:51She might break you in half, Larry.
00:12:53Ah, but what a way to go.
00:12:55Oh.
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00:13:46Maybe I should check that number.
00:13:51How are you today, Mr. Stone?
00:13:52Stop kissing my ass.
00:14:00Oh, God.
00:14:01Another long, wonderful, romantic evening.
00:14:16Good night, Mr. Stone-Cypher.
00:14:33Good night, Mr. Stone-Cypher.
00:14:35It's quitting time, and I don't pay any overtime.
00:14:38Well, that's okay, Mr. Stone-Cypher.
00:14:40We just have a little work to finish up.
00:14:43Suit yourselves.
00:14:46Goddamn assholes.
00:14:50Brown nosers.
00:14:57Come on.
00:14:58Okay, okay, okay, okay, wait a minute.
00:15:24Let's make sure.
00:15:35Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.
00:15:39Yes!
00:15:41Party time!
00:15:42Party time!
00:15:43Larry!
00:15:44What is it?
00:15:45Come take a look at this.
00:15:46What, is he coming back?
00:15:47No, I think it's that cop.
00:15:49Officer Inbred?
00:15:50No way!
00:15:51Who and what is an Officer Inbred?
00:15:54Just this cop who hassled us this morning at the donut shop before work.
00:15:58And he's down there?
00:15:59I don't know.
00:16:00Where is he?
00:16:00He's right there.
00:16:02What, that car down there?
00:16:03What makes you think that that's Officer Inbred?
00:16:05Look, if you followed us earlier, he might have followed us to work.
00:16:09Followed you?
00:16:10Why?
00:16:10He didn't follow us.
00:16:12Brian just has an overactive imagination.
00:16:16Some cop car parks behind us today as we're walking, right?
00:16:19So Brian decides that it's the same cop, and he's got some personal vendetta against us.
00:16:26So Brian gets so excited that he takes the grass we had and he mails it to somebody.
00:16:31We just don't know who.
00:16:33That, that cop was acting really strange in the donut shop.
00:16:36Brian, he's a cop.
00:16:37He shoots at people for a living.
00:16:39Chances are he's a little bit strange.
00:16:41Just forget about him.
00:16:42What's he gonna do, Brian?
00:16:44Roll down his window, shake his fist, and shout up at us?
00:16:47Hey, you kids up there!
00:16:49You're having a party after hours, aren't you?
00:16:51Okay, come on down.
00:16:52We're gonna take you to jail now.
00:16:54Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to procure us some feminine entertainment.
00:16:59Mikey!
00:17:00Women!
00:17:01Women!
00:17:02Women!
00:17:03Women!
00:17:04Women!
00:17:05Women!
00:17:05Women!
00:17:06Yeah!
00:17:06Yeah!
00:17:07Yeah!
00:17:08Yeah!
00:17:10This is great!
00:17:11Listen up, will ya?
00:17:19Mmm!
00:17:19Go!
00:17:22He's going to cushy me.
00:17:25If you want to know who's in this room.
00:17:25He's going to be foréis.
00:17:26He's going to process everything Pirates withission winnings.
00:17:28Of course you let us know who will soon.
00:17:30They will miss him.
00:17:30If you want to see him.
00:17:31Oh, my goodness.
00:17:35If we want to catch him.
00:17:37We won against him.
00:17:39I'm not even scared.
00:17:40You said, don't you 68 quiz?
00:17:41I don't know if you want to feel~~~
00:17:43I'm ravTs.
00:17:44Didn't think so much.
00:17:46Oh, Lee, check that out, Gus.
00:17:56What do you think, huh?
00:17:57Shame on it.
00:17:58We are going to have some fun tonight.
00:18:00Oh, yes.
00:18:01All right, all right.
00:18:05Time to rock and roll.
00:18:07Hey, thanks, Gus.
00:18:09No problem.
00:18:11Just don't burn down the building on my ship.
00:18:14All right, yeah.
00:18:15Are you lovely ladies ready to party or what?
00:18:18I'm ready to party.
00:18:19Well, we'll see.
00:18:20Which one?
00:18:22To the top of the shaft.
00:18:24Oops.
00:18:25So easy.
00:18:26Now it's going to take forever to get all the way up.
00:18:28Oh, I won't bet on that.
00:18:30Hey.
00:18:31Oh.
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:38Oh.
00:18:42Don't you give me back to...
00:18:51Hey!
00:18:52Ho-ho!
00:18:53Maybe we should go down a couple of floors, just to be safe.
00:19:19Tighten outside for a count of 3-in-1, the hospital.
00:19:23These last two left in the bathroom is a lot.
00:19:26It's a lot.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:30Two feet off.
00:19:32Oh, yes.
00:19:39Howdy, officer.
00:19:41Can I help you?
00:19:42We got a call about some disturbances at this address.
00:19:45Is everything okay?
00:19:47Oh, sure. Everything's fine.
00:19:49Quiet as a graveyard.
00:19:50Ah.
00:19:51Well, probably just a crank call.
00:19:55Sorry to have thought.
00:19:57Ah, no trouble.
00:20:01That the game?
00:20:03Oh, yeah. It's the bottom of the ninth.
00:20:05Would you mind? I can't seem to get it on my radio.
00:20:08No, no, no. Come on in.
00:20:09Time to party, old farts. Let's go!
00:20:26Go!
00:20:33Do it!
00:20:34Woo!
00:20:35Woo!
00:20:36Woo!
00:20:37Woo!
00:20:38Woo!
00:20:39Woo!
00:20:40Woo!
00:20:41Woo!
00:20:42Woo!
00:20:43Woo!
00:20:44Yeah!
00:20:45Yeah!
00:20:46Yeah, baby!
00:20:47Yeah!
00:20:48Yeah!
00:20:49We're right up, baby!
00:20:50Yeah!
00:20:51Yeah!
00:20:52Yeah!
00:20:53Woo!
00:20:54Hi!
00:20:55Hi!
00:20:56Hi!
00:20:57Hi!
00:20:58Hi!
00:20:59You know, Gus.
00:21:00I saw you let those girls in.
00:21:01Oh, sure.
00:21:03You know, Gus, I saw you let those girls in.
00:21:12Oh, sure. Well, a couple of fellas up on seven are having a bachelor party.
00:21:17I don't think that would be in company policy.
00:21:22How should I know? I don't write company policy. I don't even read it.
00:21:30Hey, turn that back on.
00:21:32I, for one, am sure that taking bribes is not in company policy.
00:21:38What are you talking about?
00:21:39I saw you take money from that kid.
00:21:43Oh, so he owed me a few dollars. So what?
00:21:48Now, come on, turn that back on. I'm serious.
00:21:51I'm serious, too. I could run you in for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
00:21:57What minors? They're all over 21 up there.
00:22:01Now, Jesus, relax, will you? They're just having some fun.
00:22:04Fun? Fun? Oh, yeah.
00:22:07It's all fun and games, isn't it?
00:22:10Until someone loses an eye.
00:22:12I'll be right back.
00:22:18Why don't you keep an eye out while I'm gone?
00:22:20Seven floor. Going up.
00:22:36Linens.
00:22:37Lingerie.
00:22:38Eviscerated women.
00:22:45Hey, Larry, what's this guy's name again?
00:22:46His name's Gus.
00:22:47Gus. Okay, no problem. I'll be right back.
00:22:49Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
00:22:52I didn't get with these girls. I would do anything.
00:22:54Carry on, man.
00:22:55What if Ingrid finds out about the party?
00:23:14Idiots.
00:23:17What the hell is this?
00:23:20Oh, come on.
00:23:35Oh, that's really funny.
00:23:39Come on.
00:23:41I got beautiful naves upstairs.
00:23:43Fuck.
00:24:13Oh, shit.
00:24:43I really gotta lose some weight.
00:25:09I think I'll take the stairs.
00:25:12Yo, Gus.
00:25:14Excuse me.
00:25:16Excuse me.
00:25:20Oh, I'm sorry I didn't hear you come in.
00:25:23Is everything okay up there?
00:25:26Yeah, everything's fine.
00:25:28One of the guys is a little paranoid about his wife finding out about the party.
00:25:32They were wondering if it was you that was sending the elevator up and down.
00:25:35Well, not me.
00:25:37I think I'm the only one down here.
00:25:40Wait a minute.
00:25:42Was it the one on the left?
00:25:44Yeah, it was.
00:25:45Well, there you go.
00:25:46See, that one's been acting screwy all day long.
00:25:49Those assholes in maintenance forgot to put an out of order sign on every floor.
00:25:54I hope you didn't try to come down on that one.
00:25:58Yeah, well, I did.
00:25:59I got stuck between floors.
00:26:00I had to crawl my way out.
00:26:02Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:26:04Well, just remember to try the one on the right when you go back up.
00:26:08It's working fine.
00:26:09And, uh, don't worry.
00:26:11I'm gonna get all over those assholes tomorrow.
00:26:13I got stuck in there myself last night.
00:26:15Oh, good.
00:26:16Now I don't feel so bad.
00:26:17Okay, well, thanks a lot, buddy.
00:26:18See you later.
00:26:19How's the party?
00:26:21Oh, the party's great.
00:26:23I'm sorry.
00:26:24I didn't ask you.
00:26:25Can I get you anything?
00:26:26What do you want?
00:26:27We got blondes.
00:26:28What's your poison, friend?
00:26:29Scotch.
00:26:30Scotch.
00:26:31You got it.
00:26:32Guess you need a little something to get you through the night.
00:26:33Must be pretty boring now all by yourself, huh?
00:26:34Oh, no.
00:26:35I've always been good at killing time.
00:26:37Be right back.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:00Oh.
00:27:28Shit.
00:27:29Shit.
00:27:58Yeah.
00:27:59Shit.
00:28:00I'm sorry.
00:28:01This is a no-stopping zone.
00:28:04Man, am I glad to see you.
00:28:11Here.
00:28:13Thanks.
00:28:14Yeah!
00:28:15going down
00:28:27by the way, kid
00:28:32thanks for the booze, but
00:28:35I never drink when I'm on duty
00:28:38Barry, we might be stuck in the elevator again
00:28:48and then we got a better boy-girl ratio
00:28:50I still think we should check
00:28:52Brian, relax, he's just fine
00:29:08Larry, come take a look at this
00:29:11what is it now
00:29:12that is weird
00:29:14who the hell would be sending us your chest
00:29:17Larry, I think it's that cop
00:29:20I doubt if Officer Inbred
00:29:22has a fax machine in his car
00:29:24his car
00:29:25his car is still there
00:29:28Brian, don't hyperventilate, okay
00:29:33I mean, think about it, huh
00:29:35who wears a badge
00:29:37and coincidentally knows
00:29:38that we're up here
00:29:39Gus
00:29:41Gus and I watched
00:29:43Bingo, give that man a seagull
00:29:46he probably were finishing that bottle of scotch
00:29:49and they decided to mess with your mind
00:29:51see, what did I tell ya
00:30:02knock yourself out, big guy
00:30:10Brian and I'll take care of these two lovely ladies
00:30:14hey, you've already said that part
00:30:16I'll take care of these two lovely ladies
00:30:17hehehe
00:30:17you've already seen it
00:30:46You know, I'm beginning to suspect foreplay.
00:31:16You know, I'm beginning to suspect foreplay.
00:31:36It's not what it looks like.
00:31:48Oh, it doesn't look like anything really.
00:31:51She tripped.
00:31:52She fell.
00:31:53And I was trying to help her up.
00:31:55No, it was my fault.
00:31:57I should have not.
00:31:58I was just looking for a stapler.
00:32:00Anyway, carry on.
00:32:03Have a good time.
00:32:05Um, you know what I mean.
00:32:11She tripped.
00:32:26Oh, great.
00:32:27The stapler.
00:32:32Wait.
00:32:33Wait.
00:32:34What?
00:32:35I got an idea.
00:32:38What?
00:32:39Let's go up to the room.
00:32:40Let's go up to the room.
00:32:41Let's go up to the room.
00:32:45Let's go up to the room.
00:32:46Let's go up to the room.
00:32:47I'm so damn funny.
00:32:51You're a genius.
00:32:52You're a genius.
00:32:53Wait.
00:32:54Wait.
00:32:55Wait.
00:32:56Wait.
00:32:57Wait.
00:32:58Wait.
00:32:59Wait.
00:33:02Wait.
00:33:08I'm so damn funny.
00:33:09You're a genius!
00:33:12Why is this...?
00:33:15Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:33:45Ha!
00:33:47Ha! Ha!
00:33:49Ha! Ha!
00:33:51I'm sorry!
00:33:53You startled me!
00:33:55Ha! Ha!
00:33:57Ha! Ha!
00:33:59I'm sorry!
00:34:01You startled me!
00:34:03Ha! Ha!
00:34:05Well, hello there, officer.
00:34:07Bloody nice night we're having tonight.
00:34:09Sure looks pretty out.
00:34:13You little punk.
00:34:15You're drunk and disorderly.
00:34:17And we can't have that.
00:34:19Hey!
00:34:21Hey! I may very well be drunk,
00:34:23Ossifer,
00:34:25but I am not dis...
00:34:27And what would Ingrid say if she could see you now?
00:34:31Ingrid?
00:34:33Ha!
00:34:35Ha!
00:34:36Ha!
00:34:37Ha!
00:34:38Ha!
00:34:39Ha!
00:34:40Ha!
00:34:41Ha!
00:34:42Ha!
00:34:43Ha! Ha!
00:34:44Ha! Ha!
00:34:45Ha! Ha!
00:34:46Ha!
00:34:47Extremely strange because you're dead.
00:34:51You have the right to an attorney.
00:34:53That a lot of good it'll do you because...
00:34:55Ha! Ha!
00:34:56Ha!
00:34:57Ha! Ha!
00:34:58Ha! Ha!
00:34:59You understand these rights?
00:35:02Are you even listening to me?
00:35:05You're not being very cooperative!
00:35:15I hate to kick a man when he's dead.
00:35:18They just don't put up much of a fight.
00:35:29Help! Help! Help!
00:35:43You act like trash, you get treated like trash.
00:35:52Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:35:54What the hell is it now?
00:35:56I'm pretty sure that I saw a body fall past the window.
00:35:58A body?
00:36:00I don't see any body down there.
00:36:06What the hell does this mean?
00:36:09Maybe he's trying to tell us not to drive drunk.
00:36:23Shit for brains.
00:36:28Well, now we know where Mike is.
00:36:30He's down in the coffee room with Gary and Lisa.
00:36:31Do you feel better now?
00:36:32Yeah, I guess I do get a little paranoid sometimes later.
00:36:34Yeah, and the Pope is a little Catholic.
00:36:36Hey, tell you what, since we know where they are, why don't you run down there and we'll really get this party started.
00:36:40Okay.
00:36:41Don't be such a nitty Brian.
00:36:42Everything's okay Brian.
00:36:43Everything's okay Brian.
00:36:44It's okay.
00:36:45It's okay.
00:36:46It's okay.
00:36:47It's okay.
00:36:48It's okay.
00:36:49It's okay.
00:36:50It's okay.
00:36:51It's okay.
00:36:52It's okay.
00:36:53It's okay.
00:36:54It's okay.
00:36:55It's okay.
00:36:57It's okay.
00:36:58It's okay.
00:36:59It's okay.
00:37:00It's okay.
00:37:03Don't be such a nitty, Brian.
00:37:09Everything's okay, Brian. It's okay.
00:37:12It's okay.
00:37:23Get a hold of yourself, Brian.
00:37:25Now you're getting freaked out by bad Rococo art.
00:37:33Is everyone decent in there?
00:37:36Well, I guess that's a bit much to ask from you guys.
00:37:39Is everyone dressed in there at least?
00:37:44Mike? Gary? Anyone?
00:37:49Terrific. I'll wear you guys now.
00:37:53Oh, I've got a really bad feeling about this.
00:38:05Hey, welcome back, Brian.
00:38:07Hey, what's wrong?
00:38:13Hey, welcome back, Brian.
00:38:15Hey, what's wrong?
00:38:17I don't see anything, Brian.
00:38:19I mean, the place could definitely use a little bit of tidying up.
00:38:22Oh, come on. Look around.
00:38:24You notice anything strange?
00:38:27Hey, Mike has freckles.
00:38:29You don't know what's wrong.
00:38:31I don't see anything, Brian.
00:38:32I mean, the place could definitely use a little bit of tidying up.
00:38:34Oh, come on. Look around.
00:38:36You notice anything strange?
00:38:39Hey, Mike has freckles.
00:38:41You know, I never notice that.
00:38:44I'm serious, Larry.
00:38:45Brian, I'm sorry.
00:38:46I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking for.
00:38:49How long does it take to make this many pictures?
00:38:52I don't know. Maybe five or ten minutes.
00:38:54And look at these pictures.
00:38:55Now, does Mike look any different than any of these?
00:38:57I don't know. Is he wearing a funny hat or something?
00:39:00He hasn't moved.
00:39:01Yeah, he hasn't moved.
00:39:02He hasn't moved.
00:39:03He hasn't moved one muscle.
00:39:05What are you trying to say?
00:39:06Yeah, what are you trying to say?
00:39:08Yeah, what are you trying to say?
00:39:10Yeah, what are you saying, Brian?
00:39:12Look at the pictures. He looks dead!
00:39:14Oh, my God.
00:39:16Wait a second. You're getting too excited about this.
00:39:19Look, I'll show you how he did it, okay?
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:30What did you do with my undies?
00:39:32Tolled them off in a fit of unbridled passion?
00:39:35No, I mean, where did you put them?
00:39:38I don't know. Were you wearing any?
00:39:40Oh, no. I remember. You took them off in the coffee room.
00:39:44Oh, yes. I remember now.
00:39:47Well, would you go and get them for me?
00:39:50Why me?
00:39:51Well, because you're the guy and because you're already wearing your undies.
00:39:56All right, all right. Man's work is never done.
00:40:02Tony give me my underwear. Tony give me multiple orgasms.
00:40:05Work, work, work.
00:40:07Well, I certainly didn't hear you complaining.
00:40:10I didn't see it. I didn't love my work.
00:40:19You know, adultery is still illegal in a lot of states.
00:40:24But, I'll bet that's smart, doesn't it?
00:40:28Now, now. Wouldn't want to have to separate you two.
00:40:31Now, that's what I like to see. You're stuck together till the very end.
00:40:40See? The grain is different.
00:40:52What?
00:40:53The grain is different. When you make a copy of a copy, the grain is different.
00:40:57There's lower resolution. Look at this. Look at this smear.
00:41:00What smear?
00:41:01Right there.
00:41:03There's something on the glass.
00:41:09Oh, my God!
00:41:10And I suppose I'm imagining that.
00:41:12It doesn't mean anything, Brian. It could be strawberry jam.
00:41:15And it could be blood.
00:41:16Oh, come on. Yeah, maybe somebody got a paper cut or something.
00:41:20Come on, reality check time here.
00:41:23There are no bodies.
00:41:24If Gary and Mike are dead, then where are they?
00:41:33Give me a break. This is not Friday the 13th part infinity here.
00:41:40If there are any bodies in there, they're not going to fall out of me.
00:41:45Then open it!
00:41:46Okay, I will.
00:41:48Wait, wait. I'm scared.
00:41:50Oh, come on. This is ridiculous.
00:41:52Watch. I'll show you.
00:42:00Are we satisfied yet?
00:42:02There is no psychotic murder running loose in the building.
00:42:27Get him off of me!
00:42:29Oh, my God! I was right!
00:42:31I'm never right!
00:42:32I'm never right!
00:42:33But now I am right!
00:42:34I'm never right!
00:42:37I'm never right!
00:42:38I'm never right!
00:42:41I'm never right!
00:42:50You think I heard something?
00:42:51Oh, God.
00:42:52Oh, God.
00:43:00Wait! Just get in here!
00:43:22What the hell are you doing?
00:43:24What the hell are you doing here?
00:43:26I'm working late. Who are they?
00:43:28Why aren't they dressed?
00:43:30They're dressed. They're just dressed scantily.
00:43:32You scared the shit out of us.
00:43:34I'm glad I could return the favor.
00:43:36What's going on here, anyway? I mean, you look terrible.
00:43:38I was going...
00:43:40How do I say this?
00:43:42Mike and Gary are dead.
00:43:44What?
00:43:46The killer is in the building.
00:43:48That's what we're doing in here.
00:43:50Christ and Mike and Gary are dead.
00:43:52Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:43:54Wait, wait.
00:43:56And the fucking night watchman got us.
00:44:02You remember the facts with the badge?
00:44:04Oh, shit.
00:44:06What about Lisa? She was with Gary.
00:44:08We're just gonna have to hope that she's okay.
00:44:10Wait a minute. You guys are serious, aren't you?
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15We found Mike and Gary in the coffee room dead.
00:44:19Dead!
00:44:20I'm calling the cops.
00:44:31It's dead.
00:44:32Oh, big surprise.
00:44:33It's a big surprise.
00:44:35Okay, let's not panic.
00:44:36Let's just stay quiet, stick together, and get out of the door.
00:44:38Okay, let's go now!
00:44:40Oh, shit. I almost forgot.
00:44:41What?
00:44:42Chloe Wilson and Tony Michaels are here, too.
00:44:44No, no, no, no.
00:44:45Tony had something important to do tonight.
00:44:48Yeah, Chloe!
00:44:49Tony and Chloe are...
00:44:51You didn't know that?
00:44:53No.
00:44:54Tony's married!
00:44:55So is Chloe.
00:44:57That's why they're doing it at the office!
00:44:59I walked in on them a while ago, upstairs.
00:45:02We have to warn them.
00:45:03Okay, but if we do that, we do it together.
00:45:05No, no, no.
00:45:06I don't wanna go upstairs, please.
00:45:07Wait.
00:45:08Do you wanna go downstairs alone?
00:45:10Can't we just call them or something?
00:45:12I mean, they must have an extension.
00:45:14The phone is out, remember?
00:45:15Oh, God.
00:45:16Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:17Let's just go find Tony and Chloe.
00:45:19Get the hell out of here now.
00:45:20Okay, let's go.
00:45:21Just one floor up, right?
00:45:26No.
00:45:39Get your clothes on, guys.
00:45:41We're coming in.
00:45:46Oh, my God.
00:45:47Oh, shit, man.
00:45:53I said it before, and I'm gonna say it again.
00:45:55Let's get the hell out of here!
00:45:57Everything okay up here?
00:45:59Oh, thank God the police are here.
00:46:01I never thought I'd be glad to see this guy again.
00:46:04We got a call about a disturbance distress.
00:46:08Disturbance.
00:46:09Disturbance!
00:46:10You can say that again.
00:46:11Look!
00:46:14Oh, man.
00:46:16It's a sick fucking world.
00:46:18Who were they?
00:46:20Chloe Wilson and Tony Michaels.
00:46:23They work here.
00:46:25I mean, they worked here.
00:46:28And we found two bodies in the copy room, plus Gus the night watchman.
00:46:34We think.
00:46:35Well, that would explain why he wasn't at his post when I came in.
00:46:39And a friend of ours is missing.
00:46:41A girl?
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43She's probably the one who called the report in.
00:46:46She's okay.
00:46:47Thank God.
00:46:48Can we get out of here now?
00:46:49Well, we don't know where he is right now.
00:46:50So the safest place for you folks is to be with me.
00:46:52Do we know who's doing this?
00:46:53Joe Vickers.
00:46:54One of the most twisted psychopaths we've ever come in contact with.
00:46:56Notice the pentagram.
00:46:57Vickers is a Satan worshiper.
00:46:58Must make him real strong, because the last time we had to deal with him, he got shot six
00:47:02times.
00:47:03Stabbed in the stomach by a long wooden stake.
00:47:04And I mean all the way through.
00:47:05Kind of like your friends here.
00:47:06And that didn't kill him?
00:47:07Barely slowed him down.
00:47:08The kids that did it to him.
00:47:09Left him for days.
00:47:10And the fuck one, he was dead.
00:47:11And he was dead.
00:47:12You're dead.
00:47:13I'm dead.
00:47:14I'm dead.
00:47:15I'm dead.
00:47:16I'm dead.
00:47:17I'm dead.
00:47:18I'm dead.
00:47:19I'm dead.
00:47:20I'm dead.
00:47:21I'm dead.
00:47:22I'm dead.
00:47:23I'm dead.
00:47:24I'm dead.
00:47:25I'm dead.
00:47:26I'm dead.
00:47:27I'm dead.
00:47:28I'm dead.
00:47:29I'm dead.
00:47:30The kids that did it to him, left him for dead and went for help.
00:47:34And when we got there, we couldn't find a body.
00:47:38We assumed he was dead.
00:47:42Until the killing started again.
00:47:46When was that?
00:47:48Just this evening. We found the body
00:47:52of your friend in the dumpster outside.
00:47:56Our friend? The brunette.
00:47:58I'm assuming she's your friend because all three of you are dressed alike.
00:48:03Wait a minute.
00:48:05I thought you said she was the one that called this in.
00:48:09I thought you said she was okay.
00:48:11How the hell should I know? What if I got crystal balls?
00:48:13But you said that you...
00:48:14I don't care what I said.
00:48:17Are you trying to impede my investigation?
00:48:20No, sir, I just want...
00:48:21Shut up!
00:48:23None of you is above suspicion.
00:48:28I thought you said it was this Vickers guy.
00:48:31No.
00:48:32You're confused, little lady.
00:48:35Police officer Joe Vickers.
00:48:40At your service.
00:48:46Now.
00:48:47Where was I?
00:48:49Oh, yeah.
00:48:50I was gonna show you my scar.
00:48:52Now!
00:48:53The cops are the killer!
00:48:56Let's get the hell out of here!
00:48:57We still have a chance!
00:49:02I should have told you.
00:49:04I'll never take a desk job.
00:49:06Good job.
00:49:07No!
00:49:08Larry!
00:49:09I should have to stop!
00:49:10Tell her, you're gonna help!
00:49:11Larry!
00:49:12No!
00:49:13No!
00:49:14Larry!
00:49:15No!
00:49:16No!
00:49:17No!
00:49:18No!
00:49:19No!
00:49:20No!
00:49:21No!
00:49:22No!
00:49:23No!
00:49:24No!
00:49:25No!
00:49:26No!
00:49:27No!
00:49:28No!
00:49:29No!
00:49:31No!
00:49:32No!
00:49:33No!
00:49:35Burn in hell, you little minnie.
00:49:54Hurry! He's coming!
00:49:59Oh, girls.
00:50:11What are you running for?
00:50:17I'm just gonna read to your rights.
00:50:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
00:50:39Look out, you guys. Look out.
00:50:43Break the glass.
00:50:47It's full of gold!
00:50:48No!
00:50:50Oh no, oh no, oh no.
00:51:01All right, come get a US phone.
00:51:12Huh, where is he?
00:51:15I don't know, he didn't come out.
00:51:17How are we going to get out of here?
00:51:20I think there's a fire exit somewhere.
00:51:22Where?
00:51:24I don't know, there's never been a fire.
00:51:26Oh God.
00:51:27We're going to have to go look for it.
00:51:28We don't know where he is.
00:51:30I know he's not in the lobby, I can see the lobby.
00:51:33Did he shoot the guys? I heard some shots.
00:51:36I don't know.
00:51:37Oh my God, he's going to shoot us.
00:51:39Not if we can get our way out of here.
00:51:41I'm going to look for another exit.
00:51:43If you're with me, you guys want to stay here.
00:51:45I don't want to stay here.
00:51:46Me neither.
00:51:47All right, all right, follow me.
00:51:50Oh, Shirley, take your time.
00:51:52Shut up, Cindy.
00:51:53We're going to have to go back up to the third floor
00:51:55and try and get out to the garage.
00:51:56Terrific.
00:51:57Does that mean we're going to have to take the stairs?
00:51:59That or the elevator.
00:52:00Personally, I think we'll do better on the stairs.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04Let's go.
00:52:05Let's go.
00:52:06I'm here.
00:52:07There's no exit to the garage on that floor.
00:52:08How do you know?
00:52:09Trust me.
00:52:10Drop it.
00:52:11Drop the gun.
00:52:12The kill I will.
00:52:13Let her go.
00:52:14Let her go.
00:52:15Oh, my God.
00:52:16I'll splatter her brains all over this wall if you don't drop that gun.
00:52:17I'll splatter her brains all over this wall if you don't drop that gun.
00:52:19I'll be hating yourself, dear.
00:52:21Don't kill me.
00:52:22The kill I will.
00:52:23Let her go.
00:52:24Oh, my God.
00:52:25Now, I'll splatter her brains all over this wall if you don't drop that gun.
00:52:27Oh, my God.
00:52:32You're hating yourself, dear.
00:52:33Don't kill me.
00:52:34I can't.
00:52:35You're hating yourself, dear.
00:52:45You'll be hating yourself, dear.
00:52:48Don't kill me. Please don't kill me.
00:52:52Look, I'm not putting this gun down.
00:52:54You let her go, and we'll let you walk out of here.
00:52:58You'll let me, will you?
00:53:01Well, that's rich.
00:53:03All right.
00:53:04Just to let you know that I'm a serious guy.
00:53:07Now, I will splatter her grace, too, if you don't put the gun down.
00:53:17But if you do, I promise I won't shoot her.
00:53:22I've already reached my quota today.
00:53:35Okay.
00:53:37Let her go.
00:53:39Kick it over here.
00:53:51Now let her go.
00:53:53You've got to listen more carefully to what people say.
00:53:58I never said I'd let her go.
00:54:04I only said I wouldn't shoot.
00:54:07How's the party, girls?
00:54:12Having fun yet?
00:54:13Nice chaps.
00:54:14Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:54:28Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:54:42Come out, come out, come out.
00:54:52Olly olly oxen free.
00:54:54you can run you can't hide
00:55:05assaulting an officer that's a serious fence
00:55:24what are you gonna do now call the cops
00:55:27I'm gonna send you back to hell you twisted shit
00:55:31whoops silly me I forgot to reload
00:55:51oh yes this is gonna be fun
00:55:58I'm gonna have to do it
00:56:05I'm gonna have to do it
00:56:13I'm gonna have to do it
00:56:20oh god
00:56:28oh god
00:56:35oh god
00:56:37oh god
00:56:39oh god
00:56:43oh god
00:56:47I'm here
00:56:50ding dong
00:56:52ding if I'm calling
00:56:54candy grab
00:56:57here's Joey
00:57:02come on out
00:57:05I know you're in here
00:57:08I've got a search warrant
00:57:15I'm not gonna hurt you
00:57:19you know I really think that we should talk about all those unpaid parking tickets
00:57:26I'm not gonna hurt you to get even
00:57:33I'm not gonna hurt you to get even
00:57:41I'm not gonna hurt you to get even
00:57:56oh no
00:57:58that would be childish
00:58:01I'm gonna hurt you
00:58:03just because it's gonna hurt you
00:58:10are you waiving your right to an attorney
00:58:15what about your phone call you get one phone call you know
00:58:20no
00:58:26well whatever you say
00:58:29she waives her right to a phone call
00:58:35wait a minute
00:58:38the verdict is in
00:58:41oh too bad
00:58:43it's the death penalty
00:58:45one atom
00:58:47one atom
00:58:49suspect is blonde and considered extremely fucking stupid
00:59:11you know they just don't make elevators like they used to do they
00:59:17you always end up getting the shaft
00:59:20ha ha ha
00:59:24all right
00:59:38this is the police
00:59:41come out with your hands where we can see you
00:59:43damn that always works on TV
00:59:47ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:59:48of course
00:59:52where else would a lady like yourself be?
00:59:57you're powdering your nose
00:59:59Can't have a shiny nose, can we?
01:00:02Not when I'm gonna cut your head off and put it on a goddamn steak
01:00:06and parade around town with it!
01:00:08Eat this, you gargoyle!
01:00:29Don't go back to hell!
01:00:39I guess you got the shaft in the end, huh?
01:00:43Oh, God.
01:00:59I'm gonna do it.
01:01:01Okay, you're gonna do it.
01:01:03I'm gonna help you.
01:01:05See you later.
01:01:07How can I get that?
01:01:08No, I'm gonna do it!
01:01:09Yeah, it's awesome!
01:01:10Talk to me again, you can see me die.
01:01:12Yeah, and I love you, please!
01:01:13I'm a сохранite.
01:01:14I love you, so I hope you feel more so happy.
01:01:17I love you.
01:01:18I've got some money back in.
01:01:20I love you!
01:01:21I love you.
01:01:22I love you, and I want you too!
01:01:23I love you!
01:01:24I love you!
01:01:26I love you!
01:01:27I'm sorry, are you okay?
01:01:41I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
01:01:46Where is he?
01:01:47No, it's okay.
01:01:47Where is he?
01:01:48His dad, I killed him, it's all right.
01:01:50You killed him?
01:01:51Oh God, you okay?
01:01:52You killed him?
01:01:53I was shot, yes.
01:01:54I'm okay.
01:01:56I stopped the bleeding.
01:01:57What do you say we'll get the hell out of here, huh?
01:01:59Yeah, yeah, I'm up for that.
01:02:00Oh, I'm so glad you're alive.
01:02:02Come on, let me help you.
01:02:05Wait, lean on me.
01:02:08You okay?
01:02:10Easy.
01:02:11Just go slower.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:22Oh shit, I completely forgot.
01:02:24We can't get out this way.
01:02:25So it would seem.
01:02:26You're bleeding again.
01:02:28Look, we're going to have to go up to the street before we get out of the garage.
01:02:30You think you're up to it?
01:02:32After tonight, that'll be a cakewalk.
01:02:35I'll get the elevator.
01:02:41Oh shit, I almost forgot the elevator's not working either.
01:02:44We've got to go up the stickers.
01:02:45You.
01:03:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:03:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:03:07Baby! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:03:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:03:11You...
01:03:14You I'm gonna kill with my bare hands.
01:03:17And it is not gonna be quick.
01:03:21Aah!
01:03:23Aah!
01:03:24Aah!
01:03:26Aah!
01:03:27Aah!
01:03:28Aah!
01:03:29Aah!
01:03:30Oh, that's what we need in it.
01:03:38Sure.
01:03:44Remember what I said about not holding a grudge?
01:03:48Ha-ha! I lied!
01:04:00Damn you, it's your turn. Come here.
01:04:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:10How are you doing?
01:04:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:16I see you!
01:04:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:20Woo! Woo-hoo!
01:04:22Woo-hoo!
01:04:24Woo-hoo!
01:04:26No!
01:04:28Woo-hoo!
01:04:33Burn me, you bitches!
01:04:35Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:37Good thing you're wearing black!
01:04:39She's going to a funeral!
01:04:41Yours!
01:04:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:56Oh, God!
01:05:10Oh, God!
01:05:12Please!
01:05:13Somebody help me!
01:05:15Oh, God!
01:05:19Oh, somebody help me!
01:05:21No!
01:05:23No!
01:05:25Please!
01:05:27Somebody!
01:05:29Please!
01:05:31No!
01:05:33Please!
01:05:35No! Somebody!
01:05:37Please!
01:05:39Please!
01:05:41Somebody!
01:05:43Help me!
01:05:51Please!
01:05:53Please!
01:05:55Please!
01:05:57Please!
01:05:59Please!
01:06:01Please!
01:06:03Please!
01:06:05No!
01:06:07She's up.
01:06:17What the hell's going on out there?
01:06:19Hey, what the hell's he doing here?
01:06:21Oh my god!
01:06:23That's a cop!
01:06:25We've beaten the shit out of her!
01:06:27Let's go!
01:06:29Oh my god!
01:06:31That's a cop!
01:06:33We've beaten the shit out of her!
01:06:35Let's go!
01:06:37Let's go!
01:06:39Let's go!
01:06:41Let's go!
01:06:43Let's go!
01:06:45Let's go!
01:06:47Let's go!
01:06:49Let's go!
01:06:51Let's go!
01:06:53Stop it!
01:06:55Jesus Christ!
01:06:57Hey, leave her alone!
01:06:59Hey, cut it out!
01:07:01Back off, asshole!
01:07:03I don't care what she's done!
01:07:05Jesus, you're a mess, officer!
01:07:07Go to hell!
01:07:09Get him!
01:07:11Come on, get him!
01:07:13Get him!
01:07:15Get him!
01:07:16Get him!
01:07:17Get him!
01:07:19Governor!
01:07:20Go to the joint!
01:07:21About the hands, over the joint!
01:07:23Yeah!
01:07:25Get him!
01:07:27Fall here!
01:07:29Get him!
01:07:30Get him!
01:07:32Get him!
01:07:33Get him!
01:07:34Get him!
01:07:38Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
01:08:08Get him down, get him down, get him down.
01:08:35Get him down, get him down.
01:08:37And that was the scene at approximately 2 a.m. this morning when a group of citizens coming to the aid of a woman in need unknowingly helped capture officer Joe Vickers, former police officer who has since gone on to infamy as one of the Southlands most notorious serial killers.
01:09:07Vickers spent most of the preceding evening terrorizing the occupants of Stone Cipher Enterprises, an office building here on mission from which there were only two survivors.
01:09:15As for Vickers himself, despite the beating he took, he remains in guarded condition at County Hospital. Doctors are quoted as saying his survival is nothing short of a miracle.
01:09:25Will you please turn that thing off?
01:09:28Yeah, I don't want to relive that again.
01:09:31I have a feeling we're going to be seeing that video plenty of times.
01:09:36So how are you feeling anyway?
01:09:38Like I've been shot in the shoulder and chopped with an axe.
01:09:41Yeah, I don't know what you mean.
01:09:43You know what I'm thinking though?
01:09:45Does workman's compensation cover this?
01:09:48No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:09:49Did you know what I said?
01:09:54No, no, no, no, no!
01:09:55No, no, no!
01:10:00No, no, no, no, no!
01:10:03Oh no, no, no, no!
01:10:06Did you die when I said that?
01:10:09Ah!
01:10:10Oh, oh, oh!
01:10:12We've got this first.
01:10:14Ah!
01:10:15Ah!
01:10:20Doctor Morris, you have a visitor in the main lobby.
01:10:32Doctor Kravitz, you have a visitor in the main lobby.
01:10:39I don't know.
01:11:09I don't know.
01:11:39I don't know.
01:12:09I don't know.
01:12:39I don't know.
01:13:09I don't know.
01:13:39I don't know.
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