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00:01Giving up for angels!
00:10Take your top off, bitch.
00:16Don't you want my money?
00:18Security!
00:19Fucking hands off her!
00:30You okay?
00:40Hey.
00:42You all right?
00:47Get the hell out of my clubs.
00:49You think I was trying to do to her?
00:50That guy is a paying customer.
00:52You are touching my girls and you are starting fights.
00:55Hey, man.
00:56Are you even 18?
00:58Let me see some ID.
00:59What about her?
01:00Is she even 18?
01:02Fuck off before I call the cops.
01:03Just, just go.
01:04Seriously.
01:08I'll be okay.
01:15No boyfriends.
01:17No, he's not my boyfriend.
01:18I don't even know him.
01:20I don't want to see this jacket again.
01:22Get rid of it.
01:29Oh, hey, could you tell me how to, um...
01:40Where did you come from?
01:41The Euphoria casting call for druggy sluts?
01:45Yeah.
01:48Your mom got the part, though.
01:50It is so shady to transfer schools halfway through senior year.
02:03Everyone please welcome Molly Ramsey.
02:06Isn't that that lot lizard from the truck stop outside of town?
02:09Molly, take a seat.
02:10Be nice.
02:11Hey.
02:12You only in the truckers or what?
02:13Well, look.
02:14Another teenage boy who can't think for himself.
02:15I know Shannon is full of shit but it's kinda impressive you making
02:45anime is your first day here and all that oh is she your girlfriend why are you jealous
02:51weren't you the one who was just trying to find out what my type is aren't you trying to figure
02:55out if i'm single you know i am by the way single available and i'm looking for a girl
03:02who's wife material yeah because you're definitely husband material what's that supposed to mean
03:10it means i've seen you before
03:15i mean i've seen your type you claim to want a high quality woman but the only thing you bring
03:22to the table is a big ego and even bigger insecurities you know there's banter between us
03:27it's gonna make for some really good wedding vows someday
03:38oh please don't tell me you're dating a guy named randy
03:41no who wants to know about my relationship status no i'm single heard
03:50thank you so much for trying out not this year
04:03i swear to god if i see one more untalented tick tock ass wannabe
04:08molly r
04:14can i play my own music if you think that's gonna help
04:29it's
04:34you said you want a bad one
04:39well baby i'm as bad as they come
04:42i'm glad you wanna have one yeah
04:44you put the hottest under the sun but be careful what you wish for
04:50make you eat your words if i'm more than what you bargained for
04:56fun to flirt but promise to deliver much is required
05:03because look at what i'm giving you
05:19well that was different
05:22you're in on an extremely probationary basis
05:31practice starts tuesday at five don't be late yes ma'am
05:38i want to keep an eye on this bitch
05:43didn't you see the ass on that girl why don't you watch your fucking mouth all right
05:46what the fuck's your problem hey hey hey guys hey hey come on head in the game focus especially
05:52you ethan come on head in the game hug go take a lap all of you let's go go join
05:57stop go join him go
06:03really bro you're supposed to be our team captain he's being a
06:06fucking ass one more fight and you're off the team
06:08hey come on let's go join him
06:32oh randy hey um
06:34what is it angel i was just wondering if it'd be possible for me to get my paycheck early
06:41well that depends
06:44what are you gonna do for me
06:49um i'll pick up some extra shifts stay late
06:53hmm that's good
06:58that's good
06:59but it wouldn't hurt to get up a couple private dances either
07:08we could both stay late one night
07:11i'll let you practice on me
07:17yeah now i'll have to think about that
07:20you're tight angel you gotta loosen up
07:30i should be the only man in your life angel
07:34remember that
07:50angel angel let's go
08:06you can't be here i just wanted to check in on you
08:18i'm just gonna i'm just gonna call the club right on my phone
08:21it's in my jacket right right sorry um
08:25come on come on what
08:34what are you doing okay
08:41my boss sees you he'll flip
08:55relax relax just keep your head down
09:08thanks for not letting him kick my ass
09:10yeah well hopefully this means i get paid early
09:12plus you're not that bad to look at either
09:26thank you
09:27no touching sir
09:33yes angel
09:34how'd you end up working here
09:41seem way too good to be working at this place
09:45i needed a job
09:47you familiar with the term mr varsity letterman perfect all-american
09:54i have four for perfect right all the fighting
10:03and that's a micro job okay
10:07relax maybe i like a fighter
10:10i thought you said there was no touching
10:23no rule against me touching you
10:25how else can you touch me
10:42all right let's get this show going i am your emcee brandy randy
10:49time's up
10:58whoa wait wait wait
11:04molly is that you
11:08keep your voice down
11:11come with me
11:12what phone's in the pocket
11:17now you're dying to tell everyone
11:19go on tell them i'm a stripper
11:21i'm not gonna text everyone
11:22i'm sure you and shana have a great time
11:24ruining my life you two can get together
11:26use me as an aphrodisiac
11:27listen to me
11:28i don't even know why i'm bothered trying a new school
11:31especially one with a fucking morality contract
11:34i'm just gonna tell everyone and i'm gonna be expelled anyway
11:37i'm not gonna tell everyone that the girl i'm into is a stripper
11:42what
11:44i was gonna text you when i got my phone back
11:47okay i wanted to ask you out i wanted to ask you as mommy i didn't want to ask angel
11:52and what makes you think i'd be into someone who looks down at what i do do you really like working
11:57here like
12:00it's good money
12:02i get to dance the only downside is assholes like you
12:05you think i'm like all those other creeps out there
12:07no you're worse actually because at least they come in knowing what they're gonna get but you
12:11you want to be the hero you know the good guy who saves the poor stripper from her sad sad life
12:15well guess what i don't need saving and you're fighting for all the wrong reasons so i should
12:19just let that drunk asshole publicly assault you the other night is that what you're saying
12:23and today at the gym your own friend i'm not gonna apologize for trying to defend you you don't even
12:27know me
12:43look i'd appreciate if you could give me a day before you tell everyone just at least let me clean up my
12:48own locker
12:52you know you don't know me either
13:06there you are where you been dude mom had me go by the house last night and you were gone
13:11were you at that strip club again you don't know where i was just forget about it it is my job to
13:21worry about it if you don't get in line i have a responsibility to say something school's morality
13:26code is pretty damn clear about that only reason i'm morality code in there in the first place is
13:30because of you you know that right when are you gonna grow up huh you really want to repeat my
13:36mistakes or dad's nothing like it or you then act like it no more fighting no more strippers
14:06you know they make concealer for those dark circles under your eyes right
14:15too bad there's no concealer for bad personalities
14:27hey
14:29so you really didn't tell anyone
14:31i told you you can test me okay thank you
14:53five six seven eight and done and bah bah bah and done and bah bah bah and one two three
15:01the the the the the and pose yes oh really great job guys keep up the good work why don't you take five
15:15what the hell was that how to be a club thought for beginners
15:20better than how to be a cheerleader with a stick up her ass
15:25you know what last time i checked team captain is in charge of the choreo
15:29oh you are i just don't want my name attached to your lame ass choreography
15:34my routines have won us two regional championships yeah and you've never even qualified for state
15:39and we all know that's where the real prize money is
15:42you think that you can do better oh i know i can
15:46fine then we'll do your choreo this friday and when it goes off like a porno remake of bring it on
15:53you're off the team challenge accepted
16:04and one two three four five six seven eight did you choreo that that looks great
16:15what did you think my dancing skills were limited to the pole
16:18you know molly you and i can be friends we can be friends right i'm serious
16:24ethan i think your brother's looking for you see you later buddy
16:37it is one thing to go after my choreo but go after my man and i will wreck your
16:43shit i was under the impression you two weren't together
16:48ethan knows that we're end game not the way you're playing it
16:53excuse me i just don't think ethan's into the whole future trad wife thing
16:58shit i have to go you were the one who wanted to extend practice no it looks it looks great ladies uh
17:13uh take a rest you deserve it
17:29so
17:43so
17:57so
18:12molly hey
18:19molly
18:19hey class is over
18:30did you get any sleep last night no i was working till five yeah you look like a zombie
18:39you need to get some rest yeah maybe after i get paid on friday
18:43free period you want to get some air with me yeah come on
18:55have a plan let's go
19:13welcome back to the land of the living
19:31that's just my brother he's um
19:36i'm probably just trying to see if i'm in the weight room between class or something
19:39he's really hard on you huh
19:46uh he's just trying to fix his life through mine
19:52when he went here he uh
19:55got his girlfriend pregnant and uh she got sent away
20:00and that's why we have all those morality contracts now
20:08it's always the girl who gets punished
20:13if it makes you feel better i think he hates himself for it
20:17something our dad would do
20:19did do actually i mean
20:21left our mom alone to raise the kids
20:33what
20:35you want to fight your dad
20:39wouldn't you i don't know
20:42no i mean that's why you fight everyone else
20:44because if you punch enough bad guys then you prove you're not like him
20:52okay mind reader what about you
20:58what about me
20:59you act like you got it all figured out like you you don't
21:03need anyone's help and
21:05them for even asking
21:08i've been taking care of myself for a long time
21:14what about your parents
21:20never met my dad
21:25my mom
21:29she's in a treatment center
21:31it's the best one i could find it's very expensive
21:34it's why i transferred from private school to here
21:38it's why i do what i do
21:44i can't believe i'm meeting one in real life
21:52one what
21:54stripper with a heart of gold
22:00that was bad i'm sorry
22:02you know you uh
22:18you don't have to take care of yourself
22:21by yourself if you don't want to anymore
22:25oh yeah what you're gonna take care of me
22:29just tell me what you need
22:32what i need is to finish the semester of school
22:37then i need to convince shanna to let me choreograph so we can go to state
22:41then i need to win state so i can get a scholarship for college
22:45last thing i need
22:48some kid who thinks he's a knight in shining armor fighting off monsters he created himself
23:02and the only thing i want to fight for is you
23:16but like what most people don't understand is starting a podcast
23:39it's actually a lot of work
23:44yeah no i bet
23:46but i was thinking
23:48maybe i could everyone was a guest something hey pug
23:51you're a fucking asshole abbott you know that
24:06he's right you know you are kind of an
24:09you kind of love me for it
24:24you know they say we're just animals
24:28what are you thinking for dinner tonight
24:39i'm thinking tacos
24:43absolutely not
24:44shanna already hates me and west is probably putting a tracker on your phone or something
24:52we can do pasta
24:55car reload before the game tomorrow
25:00bad idea ethan
25:02those are my favorite ideas
25:03i have to work tonight
25:07i have to work tonight
25:10and i'm opening so i have to get there early
25:21in the car molly
25:29and i feel like i'm part of the club
25:49you're getting there
25:49hey molly can i uh
26:02can i ask you something
26:05you can't get mad
26:08no promises
26:10but okay yeah sure
26:15why do you do it
26:16like really
26:22mean not even the fact that i'm helping my mom out
26:24i mean those are the jobs
26:28yeah well other well-paying jobs don't really love it when you skip
26:32eight hours a day to go finish high school
26:36okay that's fair
26:40but you don't want to do it forever right
26:42would that be so bad
26:50come on okay so like worst case scenario right my mom stays where she's staying
26:57i don't get a scholarship
27:00and then i dance here till my body gives out
27:04okay
27:12well what's the best case scenario
27:17my mom gets discharged in a month
27:19like she's supposed to i get to go to school
27:24then i'll dance at a company until my body gives out
27:27okay
27:30you got me
27:36you really love it don't you
27:39yeah
27:43when it's just me
27:45on the stage
27:47the lights
27:47it feels like coming back to myself
27:52you know
27:54like even though i'm performing
27:57i feel like the most real version of myself
28:01because for once
28:03i get to control the way other people see me
28:06can i show you something
28:17come on
28:27okay
28:28sit
28:34now
28:35watch
28:40you're halfway
28:45of making me sweat
28:48when you walk in the room
28:52my heart skips a beat
28:53i can make you look wherever i want you to look
29:19i can make you do whatever i want
29:49what do you want me to do
30:00i want you to kiss me
30:19you know what high school girls and strippers have in common
30:37we always leave them wanting more
30:46look everyone
31:14look everyone seems like molly's left her dirty laundry out what are you posting on only fans
31:21after this yeah what's in your bag shanna granny panties and a chastity belt better than a thong
31:28that says insert here for free you know waiting till marriage makes you just as much a commodity
31:36as a girl on only fans well at least i'm worth more no not really because at the end of the day
31:42you're still letting a man dictate how you live in your own body remember that tomorrow
31:48we're dancing for no one but ourselves
32:04there you are finally what's wrong with your face you look tired with no glitter
32:12oh i'm not working tonight randy i'm just picking up my check like hell you're not diamond dropped
32:17out you're on stage in five minutes but no no i have to be somewhere in 20 minutes unless you want
32:22that to be your last check you get one dance one dance and then i'll see you back here for the late
32:33show
32:36yeah yeah i'll be there yeah yeah you'll be here
32:54gentlemen give it up for
32:57angel
33:04holy
33:05shit
33:09yeah
33:11yeah
33:19yeah
33:21You will see me now
33:23Okay, where is she?
33:34I'm here
33:35I'm here
33:37Aren't we doing your routine?
33:40Yeah, I'm ready
33:42Let's do this
33:51Hey, hey
33:54Focus up
33:56Act like you want to be here
33:59Okay
34:03Five, six, seven, eight
34:14Hey, listen up
34:15I've tried to tell you this a hundred times
34:18Not getting better by lying
34:20They're listening to cry
34:22You all repeat
34:23You can't see shit
34:24Cause you have closed your eyes
34:26You say you listen
34:27But you're missing what it's all about
34:30Why?
34:32Oh, no
34:34You can never fall
34:35You don't think I don't want to cry
34:39Oh, no
34:42How do you give it up?
34:44I will never stop
34:46Dude, where have you been?
34:57Wes is pissed
34:58Really?
34:59Yeah
34:59Well, I wonder
35:01How fast he's going to get you expelled
35:03When he hears about your stripper girlfriend over there
35:05Or maybe she's not just a stripper anymore
35:12Maybe
35:13Maybe she's your whore, too
35:14Motherfucker
35:15Hey, come on
35:22Off me
35:23Come on
35:25Come on
35:25Get out of here
35:27You're done
35:28You came for that in five minutes
35:30Well, then we'll do it without you
35:31I want you off my court
35:32Now
35:33Brother, are you here, everyone?
35:38Seeing as this team's going to lose without me
35:40Why don't you all come over to my house early tonight?
35:42Fuck you, Ethan
35:43Pull up
35:44Get back there
35:44All right
35:48I talked to some people who saw Pug after the game
36:12Apparently, he's not ratting you out
36:15Yet
36:17What's that enough?
36:21School's not going to care why I started it
36:23Just going to care that I started it
36:25Why'd you start it?
36:36I don't like how he was talking about you
36:37Hey, come on
36:50Let's get that wrapped up
36:51What?
37:02Look who I ran into
37:05Oh
37:08Oh my fucking God
37:12That actual whore
37:14Are you sure that this is her?
37:16No, I swear to God, Pug
37:17Do not ruin this for me
37:19It has to be
37:20It explains why Ethan went all apeshit back there
37:22Looks like I finally get to take baby stripper down a peg
37:26I've got a plan
37:29Let's go
37:31Keep fucking up your hands like this
37:49You're not going to be able to play basketball
37:50You're worth it
37:53You're worth it
37:53You're worth it
38:20Is that okay?
38:22Is that okay?
38:22Is that okay?
38:22Is that okay?
38:34Yeah
38:35Ethan, I have to tell you something
38:59What's wrong
39:01I know it might sound weird given my job
39:07Yeah
39:07I've never had sex before
39:13Shit
39:17Shit, sorry
39:18I, no
39:19It's okay
39:23I mean, yes
39:24I'm a virgin
39:25But
39:26But
39:28I don't want to be anymore
39:31I got you
39:40Okay
39:44Okay
39:46You're
40:00You're
40:02We should get back.
40:32You still doing mom's job and spying on me?
40:46It's un-fucking-believable.
40:47You're having a party right now.
40:52I told admin about your fight.
40:55What the fuck, Wes?
40:56You have one more chance.
40:58Otherwise, you're off the team.
40:59I thought you were supposed to be my brother.
41:03I have a responsibility to the team.
41:05Something you refuse to learn no matter how hard you try.
41:08Can I have everyone's attention, please?
41:17Attention.
41:18Can I please have Molly Ramsey come up here?
41:23Come on.
41:27Pug, a little help, please.
41:29See, I was just so inspired by your friends.
41:59I had a routine tonight that I decided to put together a little something to perform for you.
42:04Ready?
42:06Five, six, seven, eight.
42:08C-U-N-T.
42:10We're serving with no mercy.
42:11We're cunty.
42:13So cunty.
42:15S-L-U-T.
42:16She makes her money.
42:17On her knees, she's slutty.
42:19So slutty.
42:21P-O-L-E.
42:23Listen up.
42:23We got the T.
42:24Shh.
42:25That girl's a stripper.
42:27A stripper.
42:29Everyone, give a warm welcome to our resident teen stripper, Angel.
42:39What's the matter, Angel?
42:41Ethan not coming in to rescue the day again?
42:43That's why you've been throwing your fists?
42:44You don't know what you're talking about.
42:45I know you've been jeopardizing your whole life, just like that.
42:48I'm nothing like him, or you.
42:50I think that the school should expel Ethan and his slutty stripper girlfriend.
42:54I'm not dating a fucking stripper.
43:00Fuck, tell them.
43:03Right?
43:03Tell them it's not you.
43:11Right?
43:12I'm not going to lie about who I am, but yeah, Ethan's right, everyone.
43:22I would never date someone who doesn't accept me.
43:27And if you all think you're so above strip clubs, you probably shouldn't be going to them.
43:32Wait, hey.
43:39Hey, mom.
43:40Ah, don't touch me.
43:43I was right about you this whole goddamn time.
43:46Oh, Molly, we can be friends.
43:48I'll protect you.
43:49I'll fight for you.
43:50You can trust me.
43:51You can't trust me.
43:51Fuck you.
43:52You're just like...
43:53I had nothing to do with that out there.
43:54Oh, I'm so sure.
43:56Because Shanna's timing was perfect, wasn't it?
43:58You got to fuck me first.
44:01You really think I would do that?
44:03I don't know what you would do.
44:05I don't know you at all.
44:06Well, I kept your secret, didn't I?
44:08Okay, I wanted to protect you.
44:09Oh, please.
44:10You wanted to protect yourself.
44:13But don't worry.
44:15It's always the girl who gets punished, remember?
44:18I'm sure you'll be just fine.
44:20Mom?
44:21Hey.
44:22Fuck off.
44:23It's Molly Ramsey.
44:28Is she around?
44:32That's fine.
44:33Um, can I leave a voicemail?
44:35Thanks.
44:38Hey.
44:40It's me.
44:42I hope you're doing okay.
44:43I just had to tell you that
44:48I don't know if I'm going to be able to do it.
44:52Finish school.
44:54Like we talked about.
44:58But you're going to be okay
44:59for this last month.
45:02And that's what's important anyway.
45:05That you get better.
45:06I love you, Mom.
45:27Hi, hi, hi.
45:28It's Molly.
45:29Leave a message after the beep.
45:30Hey, uh, just let me know
45:36that you got home, okay?
45:41I'm really fucking sorry, Molly.
45:48Just call me back.
45:49Ah, you're late again.
46:03Out of warnings, Angel.
46:04I'm sorry.
46:05I came as fast as I could.
46:06You're just, you're done here.
46:07What?
46:08No.
46:09I'm tired of trying to get you in line.
46:11Randy, please.
46:12I need this job.
46:13Okay.
46:17Please.
46:19Prove it.
46:38Hey, hey.
46:39It's all good.
46:40I don't bite.
46:43And you were beautiful.
46:45Beautiful.
46:46Hey, what's wrong?
46:59Mom?
47:01Hi.
47:04They discharged you.
47:06Are you sure?
47:12Okay.
47:12Yeah, yeah, I'll come get you.
47:20Hey.
47:22You walk at those doors?
47:24You were never coming back.
47:26Fuck you, Randy.
47:27Okay.
47:27You people need to open a thesaurus.
47:47Looks like the school's STD rates just went down to zero.
47:50Hey, Molly.
47:54Think you can get us an alumni discount of cheeks after we graduate?
47:59Congratulations.
48:00You've all won high school.
48:01Hey.
48:02Hey.
48:03What are you doing here?
48:06You're leaving, I'm leaving.
48:09What?
48:10What about graduating?
48:12College?
48:12I heard there's an opening down of cheeks.
48:16I might go audition.
48:17You're serious?
48:21Of course.
48:23I love you, Molly.
48:28Wherever you go, I go.
48:35Let's go.
48:36Go, go.
48:37Okay.
48:37Wait!
48:38You're not going anywhere, either of you.
48:40Look, when I went here, I fucked up.
48:48I didn't fight for the girl that I loved.
48:51I have to live with that.
48:53But today, I fought for you, too.
48:57What are you talking about?
48:59I talked to admin.
49:00I told them what went down at the party.
49:02They didn't know about the video.
49:04What does that mean for Molly?
49:05It turns out, trading in revenge porn is a lot worse than having a part-time job.
49:14Your expulsion's been rescinded.
49:18As for the other two, Pug, Shanna, principal's office now.
49:23Come on, let's go.
49:28I'll see you two later at the gym.
49:30I think we're going to need a new cheer captain, Molly.
49:32It's not bad for an ex-stripper.
49:46Not bad for a fighter.
49:48Yeah.
49:48Yeah.

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