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00:00:00¡Gracias!
00:00:02¿Es este el 200 millones de dólares que recibió?
00:00:06Nada de lo mejor para mi angel.
00:00:08Tú mereces todo.
00:00:10Y si ese chico, Ethan,
00:00:12le tendrá a responder a mí.
00:00:15¡No!
00:00:16Perfecto.
00:00:18Yo mencioné Bali once,
00:00:19y he planteado todo.
00:00:20Scuba.
00:00:21Private yacht.
00:00:22Todo.
00:00:23Todo.
00:00:24Todo.
00:00:25Todo.
00:00:26Todo.
00:00:27Um,
00:00:28Ms. Woods,
00:00:29the engagement party guests are growing restless,
00:00:31and I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:35Really?
00:00:37I'll find him.
00:00:53Excuse me,
00:00:56does being devastatingly handsome
00:00:58give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:08Oh.
00:01:09Two years of planning,
00:01:12and finally,
00:01:13this American tech is ours.
00:01:16Ms. Moore,
00:01:17if they find us.
00:01:18Relax.
00:01:19There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:21You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:23Haha.
00:01:24The mannequins in their potties.
00:01:26Room service.
00:01:46Mission accomplished.
00:01:51To getting ready.
00:01:52She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:04I'll take her.
00:02:05There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:08She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:10No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:12I'll even take care of her grandma too,
00:02:14and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:16She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:19The mansion.
00:02:20The Porsche.
00:02:21Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:23Yeah.
00:02:24Sure I do.
00:02:25I just love money more.
00:02:27Can you blame me?
00:02:29Come on.
00:02:30Here.
00:02:31To getting rich,
00:02:32and not having to work for it.
00:02:34My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:37He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:38He wants to kill me.
00:02:40Careful.
00:02:41Does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:42I'm sorry.
00:02:43I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:02:55Another runaway bride.
00:03:09Classic.
00:03:10What's up?
00:03:11He looks like a classic.
00:03:13A classic.
00:03:35Grandma.
00:03:36Everything hurts.
00:03:38¿Por qué me sientes como un hombre?
00:03:42¿Qué diablos estás haciendo aquí?
00:03:45¿Qué estoy haciendo aquí?
00:03:46¿Has salvado tu vida?
00:03:48Cinco más minutos y te vas a encontrar esa gran granja.
00:03:50¿Por real?
00:03:51¿Por qué no hubiera hecho esto más?
00:03:53Te harías mucho tiempo.
00:03:55Pero tú vas a morir y yo estaré rígados.
00:04:00Oh, honey.
00:04:01Oh, estás awake.
00:04:03Thank God.
00:04:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:08Oh, hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:11She knows about my plan?
00:04:13No, no way.
00:04:21What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:22What happened?
00:04:23Tell me.
00:04:24What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:26Listen, you can screw with me, you can kill me, you can do whatever you want, but you stay away from my grandma, you got it?
00:04:33What the hell?
00:04:34What the hell?
00:04:38What the hell?
00:04:40Oh, my God.
00:04:42Am I dead?
00:04:43Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:46Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:48Oh, my God.
00:04:49Oh, my God.
00:04:50This isn't real.
00:04:51This isn't real.
00:04:51This isn't real.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54Oh!
00:05:02What?
00:05:02I'm alive.
00:05:04Wait, what?
00:05:05What's going on?
00:05:07Who the hell are you?
00:05:08What are you doing in my body?
00:05:09I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:11What did you do?
00:05:12You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:15You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:18Oh, my God.
00:05:19Okay, what did you do?
00:05:21My identity's complicated.
00:05:22If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:26Excuse me.
00:05:27I'm Blair Woods, heiress to the Woods family.
00:05:29I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:31Stranger.
00:05:33Fine.
00:05:34Let's get married.
00:05:35What?
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:36You're completely insane.
00:05:38You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40I'll go back and tell them that I changed my mind.
00:05:43The wedding's back on.
00:05:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:45He's trying to kill me.
00:05:46Absolutely not.
00:05:47You cannot do that.
00:05:48Claire!
00:05:48It's your choice, him or me.
00:05:56It's your choice, him or me.
00:06:00Fine, fine.
00:06:02But the second reason you're back with getting divorced.
00:06:03Deal.
00:06:04I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:11What the hell?
00:06:13My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:16You're dumbed.
00:06:18Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:20Too short.
00:06:21Excuse me, they're too short?
00:06:25Blair!
00:06:26What?
00:06:28What are you doing?
00:06:29This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:31Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:34Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:37So, and you know what?
00:06:38Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:41I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:43So, dream on, loser.
00:06:44What the fuck?
00:06:46Blair?
00:06:47I'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence, okay?
00:06:55Every chase in men sucks.
00:06:57That guy's a coward.
00:06:58Fine.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Okay, let's get married.
00:07:03On one condition.
00:07:04We try to switch back first.
00:07:05And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:08I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:11Fair enough.
00:07:11Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:18Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just like crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:24Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:27I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:30Screw it.
00:07:32Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:40Alright, 857.
00:07:45Alright, what's your name?
00:07:47Blair Woods.
00:07:48Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:51Oh, uh.
00:07:52Oh, uh.
00:07:55Come here.
00:07:55I didn't have a...
00:07:56What's your name?
00:07:57Liam Wall.
00:07:59Liam Wall.
00:08:00Uh-huh.
00:08:01Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yep.
00:08:05Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:07and I'm not going to lie,
00:08:08this woman might need a checkup in the neck of.
00:08:10Excuse me.
00:08:11Wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:19Alright.
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00:12:57I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:02A what?
00:13:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:11A what?
00:13:13I knew he was trouble.
00:13:15This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:18I need to get out of here.
00:13:20Fast.
00:13:20Are you trying to leave?
00:13:28It's too late.
00:13:30My identity is classified.
00:13:31You know too much.
00:13:33Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:34I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:35Okay, relax.
00:13:36Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid,
00:13:39I won't touch you.
00:13:40You're my wife, you know.
00:13:43Wait a second.
00:13:45Okay, so if you're a secret agent,
00:13:47doesn't that mean people are, like,
00:13:49trying to kill you?
00:13:51Exactly.
00:13:51That's why I brought you here.
00:13:53This is a safe house.
00:13:55And if you want to stay alive,
00:13:57you need to stay close to me.
00:14:00I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:14:02Yeah, get used to it.
00:14:05Go wash up.
00:14:06It's almost bedtime.
00:14:07But there's only one bed.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:14No, no, no.
00:14:20It was on the bed.
00:14:20You get the couch.
00:14:21No, move it.
00:14:22This is my bed.
00:14:23Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:24It's ladies first.
00:14:25I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:27Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:29Are you really a lady?
00:14:30I don't care.
00:14:31I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:32For the record, this is my house.
00:14:35Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:37And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:38Fine.
00:14:41You take the bed.
00:14:42Thank you.
00:14:43No funny business.
00:14:45Close the door.
00:14:56Ever thought I'd actually get married.
00:15:04Wait.
00:15:05No way.
00:15:08Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:25What happened?
00:15:25What?
00:15:26What happened?
00:15:27This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:31What?
00:15:32What is this?
00:15:33Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:34Yeah, obviously.
00:15:36Listen up, babe.
00:15:36If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:41I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:44Got it?
00:15:47Grab your wallet.
00:15:48It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:52Okay.
00:15:53Let's go.
00:15:53Oh, God.
00:16:06This woman is terrified.
00:16:08What are you doing?
00:16:09Shit.
00:16:18Trust.
00:16:19That's us.
00:16:20Hey.
00:16:20Don't move.
00:16:25Be a good girl.
00:16:26Okay?
00:16:26Ah, slay.
00:16:54Oh, I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:17:00Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:17:02Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:17:04This shade would look fire on you.
00:17:08Do you want to try?
00:17:09No.
00:17:12I'll take everything.
00:17:14Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:16They're like $100 each.
00:17:19My treat.
00:17:24Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:30All right, put that down.
00:17:31I'll show you.
00:17:37Oh.
00:17:37I hate it.
00:17:46Okay.
00:17:47Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:51Wait.
00:17:53You're going to put that on here?
00:17:54No.
00:17:55What?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:57I'm here.
00:17:57Is it hot in here?
00:18:04Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:18:09Okay, don't worry.
00:18:11You can rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:12Oh, shower?
00:18:14All right.
00:18:35No peeking.
00:18:36Yeah, trust me.
00:18:37Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:40Ouch.
00:18:40Really much?
00:18:41Okay, watch it.
00:18:42Careful.
00:18:42Come on.
00:19:03Somebody named Raven.
00:19:05Should I pick it up?
00:19:06Um, yeah.
00:19:07Um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:19:12Simple.
00:19:12Yo, man.
00:19:16You've been straight-up ghost mode for days.
00:19:19Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:21Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:22Let me guess.
00:19:23You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:27Mm-hmm.
00:19:28Figures.
00:19:29You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:32I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:34Buzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:35Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:37Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:42So, your boy's outside, and he said something about omniscience.
00:19:44What?
00:19:45What the hell?
00:19:45Did you agree?
00:19:46Well, you told me that mm-hmm, so I mm-hmm.
00:19:48Okay.
00:19:50Just a second.
00:19:56Wait, hold on.
00:19:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:57What are you doing?
00:19:57What is your problem?
00:19:58Well, at least I'm underworked.
00:20:08Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:20:13Am I interrupting something?
00:20:33So, who's this?
00:20:36My husband.
00:20:37My husband.
00:20:38Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:40Bro, you got married?
00:20:42Since when?
00:20:45The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just, we clicked
00:20:54instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:57No problem.
00:20:58Wow.
00:20:59You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:21:02But here you are, getting married and not even telling me.
00:21:05Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:07I am straight, so, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:16Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:18I'm straight.
00:21:19So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:23I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:26She's as extra as you are.
00:21:28Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:30This is real talk.
00:21:31Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:33She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:35She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:38Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:42out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:45Get to the point.
00:21:47Skip the filler.
00:21:49Hold on.
00:21:53Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:56I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:22:01Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:22:03Problem?
00:22:05Wow.
00:22:06She really must be the one.
00:22:09Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:22:13No, it's not happening.
00:22:14Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:15We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:17Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:19You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death
00:22:26challenges.
00:22:30Your wife or your life.
00:22:33Make your choice.
00:22:39Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:40He'll take the job.
00:22:41That's the spirit.
00:22:44Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:49Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing right
00:22:54again, right?
00:22:55No, relax.
00:22:55I'll handle it.
00:23:02Come on.
00:23:05Hello?
00:23:06Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:23:13You're so dead.
00:23:19Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:24Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:26I'm all in.
00:23:28Love, with some feeling.
00:23:33Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:37Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:38I'm all in.
00:23:40Love, with some feeling.
00:23:42Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:51Not on my watch.
00:23:53Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:55No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:56Please, please, we truly love each other.
00:24:05Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:24:07Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:24:12I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:24:14Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:17What?
00:24:18Pete?
00:24:19Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:24We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:29We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:32But fine.
00:24:33If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:37Oh.
00:24:38Oh.
00:24:40Oh.
00:24:42Mia?
00:24:42Mia?
00:24:42Mia?
00:24:54How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:57Uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:25:01They get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:25:03I thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:25:05You know, just in case.
00:25:09That's very sweet, actually.
00:25:13The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:25:15Lee did was ask me for my money.
00:25:17I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:19Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:21My bad, Grandma.
00:25:24But it's over.
00:25:25From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:29Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:31A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:33And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:36So, love who you love.
00:25:42As for you,
00:25:44if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:49you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:51Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:08Game time.
00:26:21Target's been spotted.
00:26:30Where is he?
00:26:32What is taking him so long?
00:26:33Oh my God, Leon.
00:26:37What happened?
00:26:38What happened?
00:26:41Here, lay down.
00:26:43No, no, no.
00:26:43Don't pass out.
00:26:44Don't pass out.
00:26:45Stay with me.
00:26:45Stay with me.
00:26:47What happened?
00:26:47Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:48Mission's done, but
00:26:49someone tagged me.
00:26:52Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:53Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:55That's it.
00:26:55We're going to the ER.
00:26:56No.
00:26:56That's it.
00:27:01We're going to the ER.
00:27:01No.
00:27:02No hospitals.
00:27:04It's too risky.
00:27:05You help me find the bullet hole,
00:27:06I'll patch the wound myself.
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:10Okay.
00:27:10Okay.
00:27:10Liam, what day is it?
00:27:23Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:29Plot twist.
00:27:30So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:33You just got your period.
00:27:35Sorry, babe.
00:27:36Oh, wait.
00:27:44Here.
00:27:44Breathe with me.
00:27:49What's your play here?
00:27:50I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:53By holding my hand?
00:27:56Science.
00:27:57Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:28:01Even for fake couples?
00:28:05Oh, wait.
00:28:06Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:28:12Even for fake couples?
00:28:14You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:28:15Oh, and maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:28:18It's not fake news.
00:28:23So?
00:28:26Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:29I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:31Told you.
00:28:33Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:35But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:38Yeah, well, your endurance sucks.
00:28:40Finishing that mission nearly took me out.
00:28:43Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:45Why do you do it?
00:28:50Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:51The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:53Just seems like dangerous AF.
00:28:56For my foster mom.
00:28:58This is her.
00:28:59This is her?
00:29:00Hmm.
00:29:00Hmm.
00:29:00She looks really kind.
00:29:01She was.
00:29:02She taught me how to survive.
00:29:03Hmm.
00:29:03So this is how you got in the agency?
00:29:19Yeah.
00:29:21I won't disappoint her.
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26I'll help you.
00:29:27Is the evaluation going to get your spot back?
00:29:29No.
00:29:30Absolutely not.
00:29:31End of discussion.
00:29:35But, no.
00:29:36No, absolutely not.
00:29:37End of discussion.
00:29:38You're not doing it.
00:29:39I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:41Okay, well, besides me, who else is going to help you now?
00:29:45The body's yours.
00:29:46The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:48And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:49You can, like, teach her.
00:29:51You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:52I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:58Can't afford to lose you, too.
00:30:00Okay.
00:30:00All right.
00:30:01Come on.
00:30:02What?
00:30:03You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:30:06No.
00:30:07I'm not doing this for free.
00:30:08I want three favors from you.
00:30:10Non-negotiable.
00:30:13Fine.
00:30:22What the hell just happened?
00:30:23Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:26Why?
00:30:27Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:30All right.
00:30:30Get it together, Liam.
00:30:32It was just a kiss.
00:30:32I kissed.
00:30:36I'm a stand-up guy.
00:30:37Oh, God.
00:30:45What did I just do?
00:30:46Did I kiss him?
00:30:49Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:51Wait.
00:30:52Do I like him?
00:30:54And my love for you would never stop.
00:31:06Wow.
00:31:07You can actually cook.
00:31:08For a second, I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:12Enough talking.
00:31:13Eat up.
00:31:13It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:31:15This is the whole plan.
00:31:25That's just the table of contents.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28So just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:30Forty-nine?
00:31:40Fifty?
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:43Keep going.
00:31:43Don't slow down.
00:31:45This plan is inhumane.
00:31:46That was just the warm-up.
00:31:48What?
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:52Oh, damn.
00:31:56My body's kind of hot.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Oh, damn.
00:32:04My body's kind of hot.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Answer yourself.
00:32:07That's enough for today.
00:32:09I'll make you a protein meal.
00:32:11Baby, I need you back, I do.
00:32:17You know your body needs me too.
00:32:21What are you doing now?
00:32:24Come through.
00:32:27Okay, relax.
00:32:29That's your own body.
00:32:32When we switch back, I'm so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:35Kissing myself.
00:32:37A memoir.
00:32:37Don't you dare.
00:32:38Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:39The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:41That's even worse.
00:32:44Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:47Oh, let me guess.
00:32:49Rare jewelry?
00:32:51Ancient artifacts.
00:32:51Oh, I know.
00:32:53Limited edition airbags.
00:33:02My babies.
00:33:03Impressive, right?
00:33:05These are what you call babies?
00:33:06God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:33:09No, just pick one for him.
00:33:13No, you have to touch it yourself.
00:33:15You'll know which one's right.
00:33:18You're my wife now.
00:33:19I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:33:22Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:33:24Well, then pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:28How about this one?
00:33:35Not bad.
00:33:36It's an M200.
00:33:38Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:40But it's bolt action.
00:33:42It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:46Okay.
00:33:48This is fun.
00:33:52This one.
00:33:53Hey, raise your weapon.
00:34:14Gun up.
00:34:20Tuck your elbow in.
00:34:22Are you listening?
00:34:23Are you even listening to me?
00:34:29Yeah, please.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:34Lesson one.
00:34:35Observation.
00:34:37Choose any target you want.
00:34:39Okay, so I will just...
00:34:42So...
00:34:43Wait.
00:34:47Oh, my God.
00:34:49That's Tasha.
00:34:50Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53That is wild.
00:34:54What are the odds?
00:34:55Oh, my God.
00:34:56I'm going to text her later.
00:35:00How are you?
00:35:05Those cheating bastards.
00:35:08I don't want to...
00:35:08No, you're not.
00:35:09Well, don't you look sexy.
00:35:14Well, don't you look sexy.
00:35:19So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:35:22I want to talk about it.
00:35:24Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:35:28What?
00:35:29And you just gave up?
00:35:30What?
00:35:31Do you know how hard I work to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:35Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:43I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:48It's pathetic.
00:35:50Honey, honey, just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:55Do it for our baby.
00:35:57We need her money.
00:35:58I did everything for her.
00:36:12I gave her everything.
00:36:14When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted them?
00:36:17Me.
00:36:21And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with Ethan.
00:36:25Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:36:27If you're that upset, why don't you just say something?
00:36:30I know.
00:36:32You know what?
00:36:33I should have.
00:36:34I should have.
00:36:36They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:39They used me for my money.
00:36:43And I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off for easy.
00:36:49And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:57Fine.
00:36:59Fine.
00:37:01You want to play?
00:37:04Let's play.
00:37:09Wait.
00:37:10I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with trauma.
00:37:15Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:37:19Wow.
00:37:19Okay.
00:37:20So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:37:22Let's go.
00:37:23Dear husband.
00:37:24Thank you.
00:37:25Thank you.
00:37:25Thank you.
00:37:25Thank you.
00:37:25Thank you.
00:37:25Thank you.
00:37:26Thank you.
00:37:26Thank you.
00:37:26Thank you.
00:37:27Thank you.
00:37:27Thank you.
00:37:46Blair?
00:37:47I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:52I get it.
00:37:53I messed up.
00:37:54And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:55But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:38:00And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with me.
00:38:09This manipulative piece of trash.
00:38:13Bastard.
00:38:19You must be Blair's new guy.
00:38:20Hi, I'm Tasha, her best friend.
00:38:24Oh, you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiance?
00:38:30Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with her friend's fiance?
00:38:34That's new.
00:38:35Don't be like that.
00:38:37You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:39No wonder Blair just feels you.
00:38:41No.
00:38:44I have some self-respect.
00:38:46And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:48I'm her husband.
00:38:50What?
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:52Already married?
00:38:54Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:57Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:39:00But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:39:04Such a spoiled brat.
00:39:06Okay, so then what's this?
00:39:07This little ambush thing today?
00:39:09Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:39:11What do you get out of all this?
00:39:12What do I get out of this?
00:39:14Oh, baby.
00:39:15Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:39:18Oh, my God.
00:39:21I'm grateful to kill one girl with Pete.
00:39:24Absolutely shameless.
00:39:25I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:39:28For a guy.
00:39:29Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:32You leaving wrecked me, and I just want you to give us another chance.
00:39:37What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:39God, what's next?
00:39:40You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:42Hey, you.
00:39:49Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:50You like sharing men so much?
00:39:52Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:58Are you insane?
00:40:00You, you're making things up.
00:40:02Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:40:04All right.
00:40:05Everyone, airdrops on.
00:40:12You bitch!
00:40:20You spied on me!
00:40:22Watch out!
00:40:24You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:40:27Nice job, Ethan.
00:40:29You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:40:31Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:32Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:34If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:42Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:46You better watch your backs.
00:40:48Please.
00:40:59Did you see this face?
00:41:01This is so exciting.
00:41:03Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:41:05Oh, please.
00:41:06In my line of work, I pick up a few hackings, girls.
00:41:10Hmm.
00:41:12I don't think so.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:16Whatever.
00:41:20Damn it!
00:41:21Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:41:24Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:41:28I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:41:32Oh, shit.
00:41:39Can you hear me of this?
00:41:48Hello?
00:41:48Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:52Something's gone down.
00:41:56Okay.
00:41:57Thank you.
00:42:00Bye.
00:42:01Jesus, come on.
00:42:03Thank God you're here.
00:42:12We've got a problem.
00:42:14Hey, besties.
00:42:15Today, we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:42:19Let's get justice.
00:42:20What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:42:24This.
00:42:25This is what your cream did to my face.
00:42:28What?
00:42:29That is impossible.
00:42:30Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:42:32There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:34You're all saying this, right?
00:42:37Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:38Don't let them guess like me.
00:42:40Fine.
00:42:41If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:45And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:49Oh, yeah.
00:42:50Go on.
00:42:51Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:43:02Let me guess.
00:43:04You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:43:08How the hell does she know?
00:43:11Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:43:14I want results in an hour.
00:43:15What?
00:43:16No.
00:43:16I would never do something like this.
00:43:18Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:43:22I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:43:27Wait.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:29You dare question me?
00:43:36My wife's reputation?
00:43:40Nice try.
00:43:41That face rash is makeup.
00:43:43Are you serious?
00:43:44Are you faked it?
00:43:46Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:49Congratulations.
00:43:49Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:52Security.
00:43:53No, no, no.
00:43:54I'm so sorry.
00:43:55I didn't mean to.
00:43:56It was a mistake.
00:43:57No.
00:43:57Let me go.
00:43:57Let me go.
00:43:59Come on.
00:44:00I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:44:13I know, but something's bugging me.
00:44:16How did she get in here?
00:44:17No clearance, no invite.
00:44:19It's weird, right?
00:44:21You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:44:30You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:44:41Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:44:43Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:44:46That is not a rookie move.
00:44:49I bet your ex-fiancee Ethan's behind it.
00:44:53You got proof?
00:44:55Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:58You better watch your backs.
00:45:00I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:45:07One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:45:11We're ages, not assassins.
00:45:14Quit pouting.
00:45:15Grab your jacket.
00:45:16We're going out.
00:45:24This place is nice.
00:45:26You're not here to party.
00:45:28Secret agent's HQ.
00:45:30You see that bartender over there?
00:45:38He's going to take you to Marion.
00:45:39She hands out the assignments.
00:45:41Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:45:42Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:45:47And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:56Of course she is.
00:45:57You really have bourbon hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:59Relax.
00:46:00I've never even touched her.
00:46:02They're so messy.
00:46:06Messy.
00:46:07Hey, Brady.
00:46:28You alone?
00:46:30I'm going to get you a drink.
00:46:35Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:46:36Let's have a little phone.
00:46:38Suck off.
00:46:41Come on.
00:46:41Just relax a little.
00:46:42It's all right, won't you?
00:46:45Come on, man.
00:46:45I'm just drinking.
00:46:46Seriously, man.
00:46:46Suck off.
00:46:47Take a sip.
00:46:47Come on.
00:46:48Just take a sip.
00:46:48Take a sip.
00:46:49You want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:47:15Okay, look.
00:47:16You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:47:18Can we not...
00:47:19I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:47:21And I'm giving you one.
00:47:23After we handle more pressing matters,
00:47:27you've got all night, baby.
00:47:31Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:47:33Men are full of shit.
00:47:35Sorry, baby.
00:47:37Not tonight.
00:47:39Let me guess.
00:47:40This is about her.
00:47:42What?
00:47:45Are you serious?
00:47:47You've turned me down for months,
00:47:50and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:47:54Excuse me.
00:47:55That is not that girl.
00:47:56That is my wife.
00:47:57You gave her this?
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59The elite agent, Ray.
00:48:00Obviously.
00:48:02She's a nobody.
00:48:06She's a nobody.
00:48:07Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:48:10An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:48:19You're so childish.
00:48:23Thank you.
00:48:25Wake up.
00:48:26This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:48:28There is no room for mistakes.
00:48:31Right.
00:48:32Well, save your concern.
00:48:34Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:48:49Of course.
00:48:50He's married, Blair.
00:48:51It could compromise everything.
00:48:53Even better.
00:48:59That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:49:03Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:49:06Or breaks.
00:49:07You little bitch, you want to play rough?
00:49:25You're asking for it.
00:49:26Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:49:35Nighthawk?
00:49:36Wait.
00:49:37Who's Nighthawk?
00:49:38Nighthawk?
00:49:39It's you.
00:49:39My God.
00:49:40Are you deaf?
00:49:41She said no.
00:49:42It's a Nighthawk, please.
00:49:43I didn't know...
00:49:44I didn't know she was your girl.
00:49:45I'm sorry.
00:49:46You know what?
00:49:47You're lucky.
00:49:49Get lost.
00:49:53Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:50:00Are you okay?
00:50:01Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:50:14It's not your fault.
00:50:15I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:50:21It's like I was right back in my childhood.
00:50:23I was trying to survive.
00:50:26Yeah.
00:50:29Don't worry.
00:50:30From now on, I'll protect you.
00:50:35Okay, careful.
00:50:38If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:50:55What?
00:50:55Oh, what?
00:50:57No, I...
00:50:58You're in my body.
00:51:00I'm just protecting my property.
00:51:02Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:51:05No, Marion doesn't count.
00:51:07Oh.
00:51:08There's nothing between us.
00:51:10I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:51:15I mean, we...
00:51:17Technically, we're already married, so...
00:51:21You could quit your job and work for my company.
00:51:24I'll take care of you.
00:51:25Okay.
00:51:27It's not my way of living.
00:51:29Besides, you're my wife.
00:51:31I should be the one supporting you.
00:51:33But who said that I agreed to be yours?
00:51:35Your wife.
00:51:39Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:51:41We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:51:45Uh...
00:51:46Yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:51:49But, um...
00:51:51I don't know.
00:51:52I can get used to it.
00:51:54I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:51:59Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:52:06And then I'll just study really hard at being good at sex.
00:52:10As a man.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:12Um...
00:52:12No, we're gonna switch back.
00:52:14It's fine.
00:52:14I'll figure it out.
00:52:15Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:52:19Oh, my God.
00:52:20I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:52:22Okay, shut up.
00:52:23Um, let's get back to business.
00:52:29Find out who our next target is.
00:52:33Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:52:38Oh, wait, that's me.
00:52:39No, come on.
00:52:40I am not an international spy.
00:52:43This is a mistake.
00:52:44That's a mistake.
00:52:46No.
00:52:47You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:52:50They call it the X-Files.
00:52:52It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:52:57You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:53:02Ethan.
00:53:03Son of a bitch.
00:53:05Okay.
00:53:06Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:53:22It's definitely Ethan.
00:53:25Fine.
00:53:27Hey, you want to play dirty?
00:53:28I'll play dirty.
00:53:30What's your plan?
00:53:31So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:53:33Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:53:36Back when I was stupid.
00:53:39And I'm going to take it back.
00:53:42Done.
00:53:43Well, that should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:53:46Bastard.
00:53:50Looks like your email's working.
00:53:52Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:53:56Nice.
00:54:00Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:54:01Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:54:05Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:54:07So you better give us an answer by today.
00:54:10What the hell is PR doing then?
00:54:12Get those headlines scrubbed now!
00:54:16Let's be real.
00:54:17Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:54:21Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:54:23Step down now.
00:54:24Or...
00:54:25I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:54:28Step down?
00:54:28Step down!
00:54:31I am the chairman of this company.
00:54:33You cannot remove me from it.
00:54:35Are you sure about that?
00:54:37Blair.
00:54:38You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:54:42Is this your company?
00:54:43Security?
00:54:46What do you want me to do?
00:54:47Remove them.
00:54:49Are you deaf?
00:54:50Remove them!
00:54:50Sorry, Ethan.
00:54:53We're actually not here to chat.
00:54:54We're here to be your new bosses.
00:54:55What the hell are you talking about?
00:55:01Sorry, Ethan.
00:55:02We're actually not here to chat.
00:55:03We're here to be your new bosses.
00:55:04What the hell are you talking about?
00:55:06Okay, well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:55:14Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder.
00:55:21And as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:55:27Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:55:31No, no, no, you see, I built this company from nothing.
00:55:36You cannot just take it from me.
00:55:38Buddy, take a long, hard-looking mirror if you even have one.
00:55:42This company, I, my wife built it, and she gave it to you, and now she's taken it back.
00:55:48So, you got a problem?
00:55:49Oh, and one more thing, we know about the little influencer.
00:55:52We've already filed a suit for Predatory Competition, so get ready to be served.
00:55:55Girls like you would never understand.
00:55:59I worked my ass off to get here, and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:56:04Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:56:23Somebody call an ambulance.
00:56:25Somebody, you'll see me, please.
00:56:28Somebody's here safe.
00:56:39Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:56:42I don't care if you have to drag and hide in chains.
00:56:49If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:56:55Ten years retired.
00:56:58I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:57:03Desperate times, doctor.
00:57:04Lucky you acted fast.
00:57:06Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:57:08Come on, doc.
00:57:11Let's do this to love birds and privacy.
00:57:24Why did you take the hit for me?
00:57:25I mean, what if you died?
00:57:32What the hell would I do then?
00:57:42It hurts, doesn't it?
00:57:44I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:48I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:48I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:54I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:57I wish I could take all the signs.
00:57:59No, no, no, no.
00:58:29We switched back? Liam? Liam, wake up, we're back. We switched back.
00:58:47Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything.
00:58:50I don't fucking care. I waited too long.
00:58:53It's gone. Everything's gone. You have to help me.
00:59:01Pathetic. You've got some nerve calling me.
00:59:04Gloria, you're the one who gave the orders. This is on you.
00:59:08So, if you don't want your little secret going public, I suggest you'll help me.
00:59:12Fine. One last shot.
00:59:15I want Blair out of the picture. This time, for good.
00:59:24How are you feeling?
00:59:28What, do you want something?
00:59:31What, do you need something?
00:59:33Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:59:36And didn't you say that was fake news?
00:59:38Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:59:40It turns out, uh, it's just somebody you love that actually works.
00:59:45Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:59:48It turns out, uh, if it's just somebody you love, it actually works.
00:59:54Um, okay.
00:59:57Well, since you're so into me,
01:00:01um,
01:00:03I guess you can stay my husband for a little longer.
01:00:06You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can.
01:00:18When this whole
01:00:19body switch nonsense happened.
01:00:24Somehow we switched back.
01:00:27Guess prayers really do work.
01:00:28Um, I'm gonna
01:00:34get some water.
01:00:45Wow.
01:00:46The infamously cold-blooded agent
01:00:48taking a knife for a woman.
01:00:50It's romantic enough to make me cry.
01:00:53Almost.
01:00:54Can you not?
01:00:56What do you want?
01:00:57Does it ever occur to you
01:00:58what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
01:01:01You get one life, Liam.
01:01:02How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
01:01:05He's right.
01:01:07As long as she's with me,
01:01:08she'll always be in danger.
01:01:10God, what the hell do I do?
01:01:11You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera,
01:01:25but you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:01:28Um, okay, I'm gonna just,
01:01:29you guys talk.
01:01:37Well,
01:01:39spit it out.
01:01:40Just a heads up, Liam.
01:01:42You blew up the mission.
01:01:44You pissed off the client.
01:01:45Glory's not exactly pleased with you.
01:01:48I'm just saying,
01:01:50watch your back.
01:01:53Understood.
01:01:54But no one's touching Blair.
01:01:56Not now, not ever.
01:01:57All this fuss for a girl.
01:02:12You know what's funny?
01:02:14You raise a little bird long enough,
01:02:16they start to think that they can fly
01:02:18all on their own.
01:02:20I'm sorry, man.
01:02:22Save it.
01:02:22Go take your punishment.
01:02:30This Blair Woods
01:02:31has to die.
01:02:42Hey, Queen.
01:02:43What are you doing tonight?
01:02:45Want to have some fun?
01:02:45Okay, cool.
01:02:50Liam, we should go dancing tonight.
01:02:53We can finally relax a bit.
01:02:55I'm not going.
01:02:58Figures.
01:02:59Guess you only stuck around
01:03:00because of the body swap.
01:03:02Real husband material, huh?
01:03:03We should probably finalize the divorce.
01:03:11What are you talking about?
01:03:13That was the deal, right?
01:03:16Once we switch back,
01:03:17we call it.
01:03:21Fine.
01:03:24It's not like I'm
01:03:25desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:03:28Cheers.
01:03:43You've been married for how long now?
01:03:45And we've never even seen your husband.
01:03:47Come on.
01:03:49Bring him out tonight.
01:03:51No, it's like a fake marriage.
01:03:53We're going to get divorced soon.
01:03:55Yeah, but you still like him, though.
01:03:58I mean, I...
01:04:00Then go for it.
01:04:02Playing it safe is never your style.
01:04:07Wait, no, girl.
01:04:08You are wasted.
01:04:10I'm calling a cab.
01:04:11No.
01:04:12No, come on.
01:04:13I never get to have fun anymore.
01:04:15Please, you can go out whenever you want.
01:04:18It's not like your husband's going to stop you.
01:04:20You don't have to say it like that.
01:04:25Oh, my God.
01:04:26Who is this hottie?
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:46Who is that hottie?
01:04:47How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:04:50Claire?
01:04:51Who's this?
01:04:52I'm her husband.
01:04:53Nice to meet you.
01:04:57Damn, Blair.
01:04:58Where did you find him?
01:04:59He looks like he walked off a CQ cover.
01:05:02Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street.
01:05:05Seriously?
01:05:06Damn, girl.
01:05:07You are so lucky.
01:05:09What does he do?
01:05:11Um, he's...
01:05:11He's a model.
01:05:14Yeah, he's a model.
01:05:16I knew it!
01:05:18Come on, show us some photos.
01:05:20No, no, another time, I promise.
01:05:22But tonight I'm going to steal my wife away from you because she's a little drunk.
01:05:25What?
01:05:26No.
01:05:27Bye, Blair.
01:05:29I'm back soon.
01:05:35Jeez, okay, slow down.
01:05:38No, you're going too fast.
01:05:40You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:05:42Yeah, ma.
01:05:44Thanks, though.
01:05:46Thanks for what?
01:05:48For picking me up.
01:05:49Even though you ignored my calls, asshole.
01:05:52Well, I want more than just a thanks.
01:05:59Okay.
01:06:01Just breathe.
01:06:02Here.
01:06:03And I'm going to put you right here.
01:06:07You okay?
01:06:11Thanks.
01:06:12I'm going to grab you some water.
01:06:15Wait here.
01:06:15Ew.
01:06:16Ew.
01:06:17Ew.
01:06:22What the hell?
01:06:34If you scream, I'll kill you.
01:06:46Claire!
01:06:48Claire!
01:06:52Shh.
01:06:57Shh.
01:07:10Ew.
01:07:12Well, well.
01:07:14I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:07:19Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:07:21I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:07:24That look.
01:07:26I hate that look.
01:07:29It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:07:31Who are you to look down on me?
01:07:34Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success.
01:07:37So, why would I respect you?
01:07:40Cute.
01:07:41Very cute.
01:07:42Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:07:44You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:07:46You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:07:54Nice.
01:07:55Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:07:59I don't even want you dead.
01:08:01Someone else does.
01:08:03You made enemies, babe.
01:08:04Big ones.
01:08:05Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:08:13Use every connection you have.
01:08:14No screw-ups.
01:08:17But, if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually
01:08:24wants you dead.
01:08:24In your dreams, loser.
01:08:30You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:08:36A jam.
01:08:37Perfect.
01:08:38A jam!
01:08:39You got lucky.
01:08:42Probably not twice in a row.
01:08:44Hey, Blair.
01:09:02Are you okay?
01:09:03You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:09:13You okay?
01:09:14Why do you keep saving me if you're just going to push me away?
01:09:18I was scared.
01:09:19Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:09:22But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:09:24I'm not going to let you go again.
01:09:28How the hell did you find us?
01:09:32Oh.
01:09:40My turn.
01:09:44Who sent you?
01:09:46I'll tell you.
01:09:47You are in way over your head.
01:09:56Fine.
01:09:58I'll tell you.
01:09:59I'll tell you.
01:10:01It was the agency.
01:10:04You know?
01:10:04The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for?
01:10:08You guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:10:11What?
01:10:16What?
01:10:16What?
01:10:20Stay behind me.
01:10:21Nice, Liam.
01:10:33Still sharp.
01:10:35Just as I trained you.
01:10:45Couldn't even get the job done.
01:10:47Still going to have to run his mouth.
01:10:48Aesthetic.
01:10:51Huh?
01:10:53Gloria?
01:10:54Long time may see, Blair.
01:10:59You're looking more than I like your father all the time.
01:11:02Trust me.
01:11:03That is not a compliment.
01:11:05My father.
01:11:09Didn't anyone tell you?
01:11:10I'm Gloria.
01:11:12Liam's loving foster mom.
01:11:15And your dear sweet aunt.
01:11:22Hey, Gloria.
01:11:23What are you talking about?
01:11:27Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:11:29She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:11:34But don't worry.
01:11:35I killed your father.
01:11:37Just think I'm going to kill you.
01:11:39And then the old witch is next.
01:11:42You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:11:46No.
01:11:46No.
01:11:49He got in my way.
01:11:51You all did.
01:11:53The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:11:55And you, Liam.
01:12:02Time to come home, good boy.
01:12:15So you're choosing her over me?
01:12:19I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:12:20Not even you.
01:12:24Fine.
01:12:25Then you will die with her.
01:12:47What's happening?
01:12:48Poison gas.
01:12:50Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:12:56What's happening?
01:12:57Poison gas.
01:12:58Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:13:01You're breathing the same way that we are.
01:13:03And you're still standing.
01:13:05That means there must be an antidote.
01:13:08Clever.
01:13:09Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:13:12But knowing this won't save you.
01:13:14I and I alone have the antidote.
01:13:17You really are my finest creation.
01:13:25Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:13:27I don't care.
01:13:30I'm never wanted it was mine.
01:13:31And it won't crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:13:34Well, I'm not your weapon anymore.
01:13:36And if you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything.
01:13:38Thank you, God.
01:13:39No, no, no.
01:14:09No, no, no.
01:14:39Stop moving.
01:14:40Don't resist, lady.
01:14:42Turn around.
01:14:42She's reaching for something.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44Step back.
01:14:46One more step.
01:14:47I swear I will kill them both.
01:14:49Gloria, stop.
01:14:52Your brother, he died trying to save you.
01:14:56You think he abandoned you?
01:14:57Gloria, no.
01:14:58No, he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours.
01:15:02Ten million dollars just to keep you safe.
01:15:06He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:15:10And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:15:19You're lying.
01:15:20You're just saying this to try to save her.
01:15:23But I am not falling for it.
01:15:26Enough!
01:15:31This ends here.
01:15:36You're under arrest.
01:15:37Put your hands behind your neck.
01:15:38No!
01:15:38No, get off of me!
01:15:39Stop it!
01:15:40Who are you?
01:15:41Get the hell off of me!
01:15:42Oh, dear you!
01:15:43Oh, God.
01:15:44Get off of me!
01:15:46You okay?
01:15:58Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:16:04Source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:16:08Hey.
01:16:09How did you find her?
01:16:13You're good people.
01:16:16Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:16:19There comes your track and he's top to you.
01:16:23Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:16:26Aren't you angry?
01:16:30I was.
01:16:32But, um...
01:16:34I don't know.
01:16:35Now I just...
01:16:36I guess I'm done.
01:16:37Karen.
01:16:43From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:16:51Wow.
01:16:53Beautiful.
01:16:55Okay, just eat it.
01:16:56I made it with love.
01:16:58Okay, so, uh...
01:16:59Forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now.
01:17:02Oh.
01:17:04Okay, so, what I'm hearing is you want me to feed you.
01:17:08Mm-hmm.
01:17:10Okay.
01:17:14You know what I want more than pasta?
01:17:17Okay, what?
01:17:17You...
01:17:19Blair Woods.
01:17:35Will you marry me?
01:17:37Again?
01:17:40But for real this time.
01:17:43Yeah.
01:17:43Yeah.
01:17:43I'll be ready.
01:17:51I'll be here.
01:17:53Many people with INTERN mike.
01:18:01Well, now I off.
01:18:02You're ready.
01:18:03Yeah.
01:18:03I'm afraid.
01:18:04Yeah, let's do it.
01:18:05Anytime you meet.
01:18:06Well, you're ready.
01:18:07I'll be waiting for this thing...
01:18:07I'll be waiting for.
01:18:08Come on.
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:09Well, I'll be trusting you tomorrow.
01:18:09You're ready for this episode.
01:18:10I was waiting for this episode.
01:18:11I feel this episode.
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