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00:00Oh hello. I understand that what a viewer asks for nowadays in a film is that it improves,
00:11instructs, and elevates. Well, this film wouldn't elevate a cow. I cannot conscientiously recommend
00:17it for any useful purposes whatsoever. What I can suggest is that when you get tired of superheroes,
00:24space battles, and high production values, it might give us a try. Fitness change. I am in danger of
00:36skipping ahead. You want to know about her, you want to know how it all got so complicated.
00:54I don't know.
02:07Okay, uh, you can take your finger out of there.
02:17You'll call, right?
02:24Being idle.
02:33Now this is something I consider myself to be an expert on.
02:42My favorite teacher used to say that she never knew a girl who could do less work and more time.
02:49I even remember my grandma saying that it was highly improbable that I would ever do anything I shouldn't do.
02:54But she also said that I would probably never get around to doing anything that I should do.
02:58In fact, I have done a great many things I should not have done.
03:03But I have fully confirmed her judgment so far as neglecting the things that I should have done.
03:08I take no credit for it. It's a gift.
03:21I'll explain more about that later.
03:23Okay, and once you've done that, you need to call Hugo, and then Gabby and Mike, and after that, Simon and Lucy.
03:51Are you listening to me, Dennis?
03:53Good.
03:54I have a whole list of things for you to do.
04:01And now we will continue with our course on unlocking your hidden potential.
04:13I can succeed.
04:18If I work hard, I will succeed.
04:21Success is mine for the taking!
04:35Have you ever considered getting an alarm clock?
04:37No.
04:38I hate alarm clocks.
04:39They always go off at the wrong time, alarm the wrong people.
04:43Well, it'd be nice if you'd turn up on time occasionally.
04:46I know.
04:47But my bed's just too good.
04:50Every time I'm meant to get up early, I just find myself desperate for just a few more moments of sleep.
04:55I've noticed.
04:57No one's saying you never get up willingly.
05:01In fact, I once even knew a girl who would actually get out and have a cold shower.
05:06And even then that was of no use, because afterwards she would jump back into bed again to warm herself.
05:18Have you considered using a taser?
05:20No one else.
05:22What?
05:23Why are you doing today?
05:24Oh, I want to try not to ask myself.
05:26The final day is almost done.
05:27What?
05:28I wanted to get back to my mom and I got to the house.
05:31The final day is, I'm going to get back to my mom.
05:32And then I'm going to take my mom and be back to my dad's office.
05:37I don't like eating milk.
05:40I don't like eating milk.
05:41I'm going to eat milk.
05:44I don't like eating milk.
05:45I'm going to eat milk.
05:46I'm going to eat milk.
05:47I'm going to eat milk.
05:48so now are things same as always find anyone permanent no
06:16but I have found a few temporaries you know this city isn't that big sooner or
06:23later you're gonna run out of fresh meat I'll do my best besides what if I you
06:32know the woman of my dreams but I'm already married or something I'm ready
06:42and raring to go so two years experience yes but I'm a quick learner we were
06:49looking for three to five years yes three to five years so you're not thinking
06:58about settling down at all no I don't need to I'm happy I don't need a
07:04relationship I just see the biggest problem I have at the moment is that I
07:29need to write something but I have no ideas but you're still good to come
07:38babysitting tonight I don't know still got some of that cheesecake left yes well of
07:46course better be Mike only takes me out once in a blue moon yeah well see that's
07:52what you get when you trade in your independence for stability oh wow
07:57hi pops it's Angela
08:27look babe we need to talk you can't give me all this hopes and dreams talk
08:31about your writing and never do anything all right call me very soon you know
08:39anyone else that wants to represent Poppy Oaks I didn't think so
08:57hello hi it's me oh hi I was wondering if I left my blue shirt at your place when I moved out
09:11you know my favorite one no I don't think it's here oh
09:18but the red one with stripes is oh I'll just keep it I guess I'll leave you with that shirt and my old letters
09:26huh
09:28so
09:29so
09:32We'll see you next time.
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11:02Before, when I was broke, I would recklessly spend a few dollars merely for the sake of having the change to Jingle.
11:11You don't feel nearly so broke with metal in your pocket.
11:13I've been an actor, now I'm a writer, so I can speak with some authority on the subject of being broke.
11:24I have lived on nothing a week.
11:29I have lived on half that.
11:33You want to find out the value of money? Try living on nothing a week.
11:37And see how much you can put by for clothes for a night out.
11:43Everyone should try it just once.
11:52There are some people to whom it would do a world of good.
11:58But it is dangerous to become used to being hard up.
12:19We must always strive for more.
12:27Besides, we're all hard up for something.
12:32There's community in that.
12:33There's a lot of people in that.
12:37There are a lot of people in that.
12:39There's a lot of people in that.
12:40Actually, you know what?
13:03I've got some wine.
13:10Do you have any clean glasses?
13:22No.
13:40Do you have any clean glasses?
13:47Do you have any clean glasses?
13:55Do you have any clean glasses?
14:02Do you have any clean glasses?
14:08Do you have any clean glasses?
14:15Do you have any clean glasses?
14:20Do you have any clean glasses?
14:25Do you have any clean glasses?
14:40Do you have any clean glasses?
14:46No.
14:47644 words.
14:50That's not a lot.
14:53But it's a start.
14:56Gabby, I finally had an idea.
14:59Is it a good idea?
15:02Well, I didn't say that, but I just said that I had an idea.
15:09Hey, sexy.
15:20Okay, relax.
15:22This is the gayborhood.
15:24Besides, the straight ones like girl and girl more than we do.
15:28Oh my god, you're terrible.
15:34But I do want to ask you something.
15:39Shoot.
15:40Okay, so you helped me work out some real frustration yesterday.
15:48I noticed.
15:50And thank you, by the way.
15:53It was pretty great, actually.
15:57But that isn't really me.
16:03So I have to ask, are you in it for the long term or just the fun?
16:10Why?
16:11Because I like you.
16:13And I just don't want to waste my time with something meaningless.
16:18A person can go to like meaningless.
16:22Please be serious.
16:23I am, for better or worse, a serious person.
16:26I take my life, my career, my relationships.
16:29Seriously.
16:30Yes.
16:31Yes.
16:32Elaine, we've only seen each other once.
16:38It takes a lot more than that to know if you want to fully commit.
16:42Yeah, I guess so.
16:47But do you want to meet my friends?
16:53Sure.
16:54Yeah, no problem.
16:55Eventually.
16:56Great.
16:57Because they asked me to hang out this weekend.
17:00So one of those.
17:02Or you want to meet.
17:03Absolutely.
17:04If they have hump for me, I don't know how bad you've got.
17:06Okay.
17:07You want to meet me?
17:08Because they didn't even miss you.
17:09You wanna have hump for us.
17:11And I'll see you go, man.
17:42Look at how adorable they are together.
17:49Yes. Disgustingly so.
17:55You know, I think they've found a whole new way of loving each other.
18:03If we all claim to do it as it has never been done before,
18:09I just don't know how people are going to do it in the future.
18:15So Poppy, we figured we'd cook you one of our specials for dinner.
18:18Which is?
18:19Roast chicken.
18:20Polenta.
18:21Mushrooms.
18:22And red Italian peppers.
18:24But first, darling, come, let's show them our new place.
18:28Yes.
18:29So, like, how did you meet Poppy?
18:32Um, well...
18:35You've been in love, of course.
18:38If you haven't, you've got it to come.
18:40Love's like the measles.
18:42Everybody has to get it once.
18:44But, you needn't be afraid of catching it a second time.
18:51In fact, the woman who has had it can go into the most dangerous places with perfect safety.
19:01She can keep her head through the whirl of a close stance, catching nothing more lasting than a cold.
19:11She can look into sunny eyes and not be dazzled.
19:19No.
19:22We never sicken with love twice.
19:26Garlic, please.
19:27Of course, my love.
19:28Papa, please.
19:30Certainly, darling.
19:32So, I think everything will survive in there while we have a drink.
19:35You're welcome.
19:37So, Poppy, what are your intentions with our lovely Elaine?
19:42My intentions?
19:43Uh, well, I think, um, lots of wild kinky sex.
19:48And then, you know, just chuck around into the street when I get bored.
19:53Thanks.
19:54So, you're not looking for love?
19:57Mmm, I don't know, maybe.
20:00It's all very complicated, isn't it?
20:03You know, being in love.
20:05I know. We used to fight all the time, but it's better now.
20:09Our love really sustains us now.
20:11Well, what else is there?
20:13And if you don't have someone special in your life, you might end up like Loretta, nagging everyone to death.
20:18Oh, no, I doubt Loretta will catch Poppy in her web.
20:22You can bet on it.
20:24Oh, water's boiled.
20:26Time for stage two.
20:27Mm-hmm.
20:33They have such a great relationship.
20:36Mm-hmm.
20:38I can see that.
20:40I mean, it's all based on honesty, about their past, about the future that they want, about their goals, everything.
20:50So, there's Elaine, covered head to foot in bright green vomit, and that's when my mother shows up.
21:04Yeah, yeah. I think it's that time again, and I need to get up early in the morning for work.
21:07Hey, Poppy, what do you do for work?
21:10Oh, um, I work from home.
21:13I'm still usually late.
21:16Better get going, then. Especially if you have all that kinky sex to have first.
21:20I'm just saying.
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:26What, are you gonna switch into juice?
21:28Should we tell them the news?
21:32Go on, then.
21:34We're going to have a baby.
21:35We're going to have a baby.
21:38Oh, my God.
21:40That's so wonderful.
21:42Oh, my God.
21:43Come here.
21:49In reality, even those who seize love's opportunity will have to deal with its waning.
21:56We take all things in a minor key as we grow older.
21:59Ambition takes a lower aim.
22:01Honor becomes more reasonable in love.
22:03Love dies.
22:05A young couple cannot call to mind any middle-aged people that exhibit such frantic attachment, but that does not interfere with their belief in themselves.
22:15No.
22:17No.
22:19No one has ever loved as they love.
22:22And so, of course, the rest of the world can be of no guide in their case.
22:25We do not hate, nor grieve, nor joy, nor despair, nor maturity like we did in our youth.
22:38No one has ever heard from hoarse for us.
22:49We do not have any joy.
22:52We are now in our youth.
22:53Now into the lion's den.
23:23Coffee?
23:33I understand, okay, but it has to be done.
23:46Alright, lovely, goodbye.
23:48Hi, Poppy.
23:50Come on, let's go sit at my desk.
23:56Now, Poppy, we need to talk about productivity.
23:59Productivity?
24:01Yes.
24:02Whose?
24:03Yours. Definitely yours.
24:05I see.
24:06Listen, Poppy, I like you, okay?
24:08And I really like your writing.
24:10But you haven't been a big money maker for me.
24:14You see where I'm going with this?
24:16Maybe.
24:17I can't sell your work if there isn't any.
24:22Makes sense.
24:23Basically, if you don't have something finished in three months, I cannot represent you anymore.
24:34Oh.
24:35Now, I don't want to leave you.
24:38So, I'm going to get you some help.
24:40Oh, good.
24:42Patsy here.
24:44She's going to oversee your work.
24:46Her?
24:47Listen, I do not have time to babysit you.
24:50But Patsy here, she can do it.
24:52Oh, great.
24:53So, I've prepared a writing schedule for you.
24:54Really?
24:55I love writing schedules.
24:56Good.
24:57Because you owe me a synopsis by next Friday, and a thousand words by the end of next week.
25:13This Friday?
25:15This Friday.
25:17I'm sure it'll be wonderful.
25:20Well done.
25:21I'll do it.
25:22You're welcome.
25:23Let's get started.
25:24You're welcome.
25:25Fuck.
25:26Fuck.
25:43Hi, hon. I was just thinking about you, and I, and we, we're heading towards something
25:56permanent, aren't we? I just, I'd just like to know. Anyway, speak soon. Bye. Oh, and I
26:04have a job interview tomorrow, so if you'd like to call and wish me luck, that would be
26:08nice. Okay, bye.
26:13Oh, shit.
26:43So, let me get this straight. You want to write a guide to faking a long-term relationship?
26:55Yes. This is going to be about the most evil and twisted thing I have ever heard of.
27:03I know, right? It's going to make us a fortune.
27:07It's one of the chief curiosities of summer, the way everyone comes out wearing bright
27:20colors. Although it is nice to be able to see some people a long way off.
27:29I was hoping to run into you. Oh, really? Yes. I'm still looking for volunteers for my neighborhood
27:39committee. Oh. I'm sure that you are. But don't you understand what this means to people?
27:45I'm sure that I understand what the word volunteer means. Oh, pardon me. I have to speak to Dennis.
27:55Hello, Dennis. Good public works. Hardly the domain of the idle person.
28:13Hello? It's Lane Williams. I'm here about our appointment at 10 o'clock.
28:41She's not going to get it. She's not going to get it. You'll have to go for it.
29:05Behold! Behold! Behold!
29:12Behold what? Behold the great Ramon!
29:18Wait, I'm here. I have to go change.
29:26Wait, please.
29:27Why are you coming out of the box? Get into the box.
29:36I took the box. What are you doing?
29:39Here, lay out my other pants.
29:44Here, Reggie, take this off.
29:46The sparkly ones.
29:47These are the sparkly ones.
29:48No, I mean the really sparkly ones.
29:49You never told me about the sparkly ones.
29:50No, I will just shut up.
29:51No, we'll just shut up.
29:52No, we'll just shut up.
29:53Just like Belgium all over again.
29:54How did you get into this?
29:55I slide in.
29:56So I understand you're looking for an event planner?
30:09Yes, I have a major show coming up.
30:15Well, that's just my thing. What's it called?
30:20Delusion!
30:25Oh my god, I am so sorry.
30:30Don't worry about it too much.
30:32This isn't the first time it's happened.
30:38Hello?
30:44It's Patsy.
30:45Oh, hi.
30:47Angela suggested you need some professional help.
30:50Oh, really?
30:52But apparently she's thinking something different than me.
30:55She wants you to see our relationship counselor.
30:57You know, to find out how a proper relationship works.
31:01Have you ever wondered how much trouble you'd really get into if you punched a ten-year-old?
31:06Come on, you bastard!
31:16Um, hello?
31:18What?
31:19Uh, who is it?
31:22Poppy.
31:23Angela recommended you to me.
31:27Oh.
31:28Hi.
31:29Hugo.
31:30Poppy.
31:31Um.
31:32What was it that Angela wanted me to help you with?
31:36I want to know how to fake a long-term relationship.
31:46Right.
31:47Poppy.
31:48I'm a relationship counselor.
31:49I don't normally recommend fake relationships.
31:52In fact, I usually recommend you don't ever allow yourself to get involved in that situation in the first place.
32:11Yeah.
32:12Sure.
32:13Of course.
32:14But, what if someone really needed to, like for their career or something?
32:21Well, it's still a bad idea.
32:23A better idea is to embrace a real relationship.
32:28Even if you don't like the person or they're particularly awkward or especially if it is someone who can have significant influence on your future.
32:38Okay.
32:39But, what?
32:41Ah, ah, ah.
32:42Real good.
32:44Fake bad.
32:45Capiche?
32:46Okay.
32:47Can you just tell me how relationships are formed?
32:53So, you want me to create your launch event?
32:59Yes.
33:00I can do that.
33:01Great, you're hired.
33:02But!
33:03She's hired.
33:04I'm tired of re-wrapping that damn box and we're running out of time.
33:07You won't regret it.
33:08I will put together the greatest guest list you have ever seen.
33:12Okay.
33:13So, um, what is this event about?
33:15What is the delusion?
33:21Okay.
33:22Now, listen up.
33:24Relationships tend to go through three main stages.
33:29Forming.
33:30Storming.
33:31Performing.
33:32Perform.
33:33In the first stage, you find somebody attractive in some, possibly, many ways.
33:39Now, at this point, it is important to be nice to that someone so that they want to be around you too.
33:51All right.
33:52Got it.
33:53Nice is good.
33:54Nice is good.
33:55Nice is good.
33:57Second stage.
33:58Storming.
33:59This is where your inevitable differences show up and you are arguing like cats and dogs, right?
34:06Okay?
34:07Mm-hmm.
34:08Now, you're all like...
34:09And you are fighting a deep-seated need to strangle them, cut them into little pieces, and bury them in the garden.
34:23Right.
34:24Mm-hmm.
34:25Right?
34:26And the reason that these arguments cut so deeply, no pun intended, is because they challenge your personality, your self-image, your future plans.
34:38I mean, you thought that this person was attractive.
34:41Now you find out that you are fundamentally different, which is terrible.
34:45It's a disaster.
34:46But it's normal.
34:48Okay.
34:51Okay.
34:52Sure.
34:53Yeah.
34:54So, normal to hate the person that you love.
34:56Mm-hmm.
34:57Got it.
34:58Absolutely.
34:59And the intensity of the arguments sort of correlates with the deepness of the relationship.
35:04So, deeply felt relationships will have angrier, more intense arguments.
35:09I see.
35:12Stage three.
35:13Perform.
35:14Okay.
35:15Now, this is where, hopefully, you have worked through your differences and reconciled them.
35:19Or, if not at least, brought together the differences in thinking to a manageable level.
35:27This is the dreaded compromise stage that every marriage is based on.
35:32Right.
35:33And what's the importance of the performing, long-term?
35:38Well, happiness, hopefully.
35:40Hmm.
35:41But it's not excitement.
35:43Not so much as in the beginning.
35:46May not be scintillating.
35:48But there is love.
35:51Respect.
35:52I mean, it is warm memories of past challenges and shared experiences.
35:59Sounds a little dull, don't you think?
36:02Dull, but happy.
36:04Only if it lasts.
36:07And, well, it never lasts.
36:13And?
36:14How was your job interview?
36:15Different.
36:16It's an artist.
36:17Concept artist.
36:18Hmm.
36:19What does that mean?
36:20God only knows.
36:21Alright, well.
36:22When do you find out?
36:23Oh no, I got the job.
36:24I'm just wondering what the hell I let myself in for.
36:26How was your day?
36:27Lots of background research.
36:28I've come up with my tactical plan.
36:57Back in a week.
37:14Fight 1.
37:15Fight 2.
37:16Fight 3.
37:17Oh.
37:18That's not going to work.
37:20They're all Fridays.
37:22Makeup Sex is good for Saturdays.
37:24now what to fight about
37:27politics
37:31money
37:34faith
37:36self-help books
37:42it's not much of a list
37:48and I have to come up with something better
37:50lovers have more power for good
37:54or evil than they dream of
37:56unconsciously
37:58you mold yourself to what she would
38:00have you be good or bad
38:02after all
38:04what noble deeds were we not ripe for
38:06in the days when we loved
38:07it was no mere human creature
38:10like ourselves that we adore
38:12it was a queen that we paid homage to
38:14a goddess that we worshipped
38:16those foolish days
38:21when we're unselfish
38:23and pure-minded
38:24and oh these
38:28wise and clever days
38:30when we know that
38:32money is the only prize worth striving for
38:34when we chase
38:36only passing thrills
38:38these days take us over
38:46it's working out rather well
39:01but
39:03I think it might be time for an argument
39:06did you use up the last of my whipped cream
39:12yes
39:14which is why I got you some more
39:16oh
39:19besides I'm surprised you could even tell given the mess
39:24thought she's gonna walk out on its own accord
39:38get a job
39:40start a family
39:41maybe even start a retirement plan
39:43oh and are you planning on washing or ironing
39:50any of these clothes
39:52or are you happy walking around town looking like a
39:55brightly colored scrotum
39:56scrotum
39:58something wrinkly and unpleasant anyway
40:02oh
40:02oh and you're perfect are you
40:04oh I keep nice and tidy yes
40:07I try not to look like I'm homeless
40:09do your worst
40:25don't you dare
40:35oh stop me
40:36don't you dare
40:39oh
40:52oh it is gone now
41:07sluts
41:08sluts
41:08sluts
41:09I
41:39Hey, Poppy, honey, I want you to know we were really on a roll here.
41:49I mean, your new girlfriend is really bringing something out of you.
41:53Yeah, and who knows, maybe when we're ready to launch, we can have her do an event.
42:09I don't know if I'd get up for it regularly, though.
42:24You were pretty awake this morning.
42:26Yes, I know.
42:28It was most odd.
42:30Oh, what do you want?
42:37Oh, to go back to bed, I think.
42:42Oh, I mean, what do you want out of life?
42:47I want to be happy.
42:53I want my friends to be happy.
43:02I wish I had one.
43:03I don't want my family to be happy.
43:09I haven't got much farther than that.
43:11You forgot about Suze.
43:13No.
43:13Give him a bottle chase and a leg to hump, and he's good.
43:24So, um, do you think we should move in together?
43:34Um, yeah, maybe.
43:44Good.
43:46I'll start searching.
44:02Damn it!
44:03Hugo, what have you gotten me into?
44:06Excuse me, but what have I done?
44:09What have you done?
44:10What have you done?
44:12Oh, oh, I will tell you what you've done.
44:15It is working so well, she wants to move in together.
44:17That's what you've done.
44:24I'm comfortable in my home.
44:27All my old trinkets to meet me whenever I glance up.
44:33All my little knick-knacks sped around me.
44:38Photos of the girls I've loved upon the mantelpiece.
44:42A couple of disreputable pipes scattered about.
44:45Familiar pictures to hide the stains on the walls.
44:54All my books higgily-piggily all over the place.
45:01Even the stains installs are in the memories.
45:08Ready to go apartment hunting?
45:22Sure.
45:24What do you think?
45:36Hmm.
45:37Hmm.
45:39New furniture has no charm compared with old stuff.
45:41Oh, come on.
45:49It's the old things that we love.
45:51Old faces.
45:53Old books.
45:54Old jokes.
45:55So, uh, here it is.
46:04Yeah, let's have a look around.
46:10And not merely old in itself.
46:13Apartment furniture generally is that.
46:16It must be old to us.
46:19Old in recollections and association.
46:22We weren't expecting it to be furnished.
46:30Oh, don't worry.
46:30It won't be after I evict this jackass.
46:34So, the rent.
46:36$1,600, like it says in the ad.
46:39No negotiations.
46:41Not even a little?
46:42I used to get $1,750 for this place.
46:45Oh.
46:46And $1,900 before that.
46:48Well, it's a good thing we didn't come apartment hunting five years ago.
46:51It would have cost us a fortune.
46:54Just say I don't want to do what I don't want to do.
47:00Just because you think I should do it don't mean I think I should do it too.
47:04Now down the road I might regret it.
47:06But I probably just forget it.
47:08Cause I'd do it if I thought it was meant to.
47:11And I don't want to do what I don't want to do.
47:15Oh, hello ladies.
47:28Hi.
47:29Hi, I'm Lorena.
47:30I'm from the Neighborhood Committee.
47:32I'm Elaine.
47:33I'm Poppins' partner.
47:35Partner.
47:35Oh, yes, of course.
47:39She's my girl.
47:41Of course.
47:42Oh, that's lovely.
47:44I was wondering which one of the community projects you would want to be involved with.
47:48Oh, no, I don't think we're going to have time for that.
47:50Actually, I think we might.
47:52Poppy, we can make some time shortly.
47:55Lorena, why don't you just come in and tell us all about it?
47:59Sure.
48:01If you don't mind the mess.
48:02You know what, Lorena?
48:23I think Poppy and I might be able to help you out with almost all of these.
48:27Oh, all of them.
48:28Well, that's fantastic.
48:29Here, write down your email and I'll start sending you stuff.
48:34Actually, I'm in the process of changing my email at the moment, so...
48:38Well, in that case, Lorena, you just send it all to me and I'll make sure Poppy gets it.
48:43Thank you so much.
48:45Well, I must be...
48:49I must be off.
48:51I'll bring you down.
48:53You're going out again?
48:54Yes.
48:54Unfortunately, we spent the entire day trying to find us a new apartment.
48:58But there was apparently something wrong with all of them.
49:02All that time, all that effort, all that research, and nothing was right.
49:07So, I'm going to go out and do some food shopping.
49:15Bye, darling.
49:26I may have underestimated my opponent.
49:28Well, two can play at that game.
49:38Dear reader, if you were ever hit by a pang of regret or even guilt for faking your relationship,
49:45it always helps to keep a list of all the things that your partner does that annoys you.
49:51One, she criticizes your female friends.
49:55Two, every day requires a 45-minute analysis of who's annoyed her at work.
50:01Three, you don't need to wear my clothes obsessively like you're trying to permanently mark me with your smell.
50:07I am not a signpost for you to pee on.
50:13Twenty-two.
50:15Every morning, your breath smells like a raccoon's butthole.
50:20And finally, twenty-three.
50:24I am not your emotional crutch that exists just to confirm everything you want to do.
50:30If you want to do it, just fucking do it!
50:33Ah!
50:40Ah!
50:50Are we good?
50:52Yeah.
50:55Yeah, of course.
50:57Of course we're good.
51:01It's just...
51:02It's just what?
51:03I just would like to do more things that I want to do sometimes.
51:10But I'm not stopping you, am I?
51:14No, not really.
51:17Not really?
51:18Well, what is it that you want to do?
51:20I don't know, like, um...
51:23I don't know, like, camping.
51:30Camping?
51:31Hmm?
51:32Like, in a tent with bugs everywhere and bears and mud and stuff?
51:38Okay, well, when you put it like that...
51:42I'm just so busy with Ramones...
51:45Hey!
51:46Excuse me?
51:47It is the Great Ramones.
51:50The Great Ramones Show.
51:54Anyway, I thought you were only doing half the show.
51:57I'm not doing half the show.
51:58I'm doing the full show.
51:59You just haven't entirely told me what the main part of the show is.
52:04Well, that sounds like half a show to me.
52:11I invited all my contacts.
52:13The press, my most glamorous professional clients.
52:16It had better be a good bloody show.
52:19Former mayor is coming.
52:20Okay, well, maybe you just need a break.
52:26Fuck.
52:34Oh, forget it.
52:46If you don't like camping, you don't like camping.
52:49What kind of idiot likes camping anyways?
52:51Hey, sorry I'm late.
53:05I...
53:06Come on, let's go.
53:07Get off.
53:10What is this place anyways?
53:12This, Pops, is a publishing house.
53:15Oh.
53:15Welcome to Russell and Flow Publishing.
53:17Although, really, it's just Russell now.
53:19We can't force the cheating slut.
53:20Nice to meet you at last, Poppy.
53:29I'm delighted to be here.
53:31I want you to know that if you commit to us, we will commit to you.
53:39Glad to hear it.
53:41See, that's the way it has to be, Poppy.
53:42Because every time we take on a new writer, we essentially bet the company on them.
53:53Oh.
53:54So, I've been thinking about your suggestion.
54:04Oh, really?
54:06Which one?
54:08The camping trip.
54:11Oh, that.
54:12Yeah, and I think we should do it.
54:14Um, like, this summer?
54:17Of course.
54:18What, are we going to have time?
54:20Well, Ramon's event is going great, and it's still, like, a couple of weeks away, and I mean,
54:23you're not really doing anything.
54:27You, um, uh, you, you're flexible, right?
54:33No, no, I'm not that flexible.
54:36No, I have a writing schedule and everything.
54:38And you better stick with it.
54:41Oh, hi, Patsy.
54:43Uh-huh.
54:44Speak of the devil.
54:46This is actually perfect timing.
54:48Do you think you can maybe go Poppy a couple of days off her schedule?
54:51Sorry, no.
54:53It's very important that the work gets done.
54:55See, I told you.
54:56I can't get away.
54:57We'll go camping another time.
54:59Um, camping?
55:01You like camping?
55:02I love camping.
55:05You know what?
55:06Maybe I've been too harsh.
55:09I'm sure that's not true.
55:10You're just being professional.
55:12I mean, I don't want to stop you guys from going camping, especially right now with all
55:16the blazing hot sun we've been having.
55:18So I'll tell you what.
55:20I'll shift your writing schedule by a week.
55:22Are you sure you can do that?
55:24You know, I mean, without speaking to Angela first?
55:29Sure.
55:30In fact, I think this is the best idea ever.
55:32Thank you so much.
55:35Oh, it's my pleasure.
55:37Poppy, come on.
55:38Let's go get a tent.
55:47Okay, we have everything, right?
55:49And more.
55:51I mean, it's not like we're going into the middle of nowhere.
55:54If we need anything, we'll just buy it.
55:56Sure.
55:57Okay, let's go.
56:00Let's go.
56:00Good.
56:31I think we're here.
56:38We're gonna be walking mostly from now on, right?
56:51I'll go sign us in.
56:58Did you find a map?
56:59I have one map.
57:01And a two-for-one token for ziplining from the camp counselor.
57:06Took you a while.
57:07We're chatting.
57:08Yes.
57:09I felt like finding an especially novel out of the way subject to talk to him about.
57:13A subject that no one had ever talked about before.
57:16A subject.
57:17The discussion of which will come down upon the world and stun them.
57:23A topic that will attract by its novelty and invigorate by its surprising freshness.
57:29Which was...
57:31We talked about the weather.
57:33Well, I'm glad you found something so useful to do.
57:36By the way, you're cooking tonight.
57:38Yep, that might not be such a good idea.
57:40But apparently, it's gonna rain.
57:45Hmm.
57:47Oh, thank you.
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