00:00Wolverine. First, he writes my co-tails with the R rating. Then, the hairy mother s***er ups the anning by dying. What a f***. Guess what, Wolverine? I'm dying in this one, too.
00:16To understand why I took a cat nap on 1,200 gallons of high-chest fuel, I need to take you back to the dewey slopes of six weeks ago. I got international. Digging out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable criminals. People no one would even touch except me. I'm going to touch them all over.
00:37And then, he jumps in. He goes, hey, it's Gale calling. I love this Chinese suit. It really brings out this f***er in your eyes. And he goes, whatever you're paying, I'll double it in Chinese or something.
00:47Then, he goes, I don't speak Cantonese, mister. Oh, I'm not even going to attempt that, but I do take eighth grade Spanish. So, donde esta la biblioteca?
00:56Which literally translates to, I don't bargain, but I can f***er. Then, he jumps through the whole window and stuff. And then, he goes, oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was a f***ing bleaching party.
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