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Dave's Pubes
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2 days ago
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00:00
you can now achieve the ultimate bush thanks to kim kardashian she's selling her bush
00:17
kind of her skims brand this is wild they just released a line of micro string thongs
00:25
okay with pubic hair attached what like pubic hair attached to the thong she'll do anything to get
00:35
attention for her brand 12 different colors and shades to choose from 12 okay and some of them
00:42
have curly and some of them are straight so like this comes out the sides or the top it's right
00:47
all over the front oh my god no and you guys these were released yesterday and they've all sold out
00:54
even up to 4x oh god 4x that's a lot of views it is 4x it's like a it's like one of those
01:04
so 12 different shades in nine different sizes sold out in a matter of minutes there's the blonde
01:15
which is straight there's the ginger that's straight surprised you didn't call it the jason
01:22
yeah there's the clay curly similar to my pube color oh my god jesus why would you say that
01:31
jesus christ are you serious
01:33
i don't know man i don't know i don't know i don't know do not resuscitate
01:46
do not if i die in here let me go this is going on right now i don't even i can't look at you
01:57
no man that's his pubes right there you're looking at your pubes are clay curly i'm getting on my phone
02:02
why would i want to know that this is minutes after saying keep my sex life out of your imagination
02:07
exactly exactly i can't now yeah i know standing there like d'angelo with clay pubes
02:14
d'angelo
02:17
this is when you say just kidding they're not really that no that's what they are
02:27
oh man that's what they are so they come in clay uh they come in black curly
02:33
and they come in sienna blonde curly which looks almost white like old lady
02:38
oh my god jason i can't look at you
02:41
there is sienna brown curly oh that's cool sienna ginger straight there's no such thing as straight
02:47
pubes though right no one has straight pubes unless they straighten them i don't think so
02:51
i think she's just trolling i think it's a good marketing i think it's good where everyone's
02:56
talking about skims it's anything to get talked about i don't even believe i don't even know if
03:00
it's sold out really in the winter it might be functional too well keep you warm it might
03:05
be that she only made like three of each right like yeah you'll see it on videos or whatever
03:11
if people did buy it but there's no way you make a video with that right no it's no what's what's
03:18
going on what's going on i found straight pubes but it's attached to you'll see a dog if you want
03:25
to see oh are they legitimate is it dave's color is there's dave's color no only find men with dave's
03:35
pube color look up clay pubes i mean what i don't know what to say i hate it i hate it dave has clay
03:43
pubes your fire crotch here is on the screen um you want me to show you no and then cocoa brown
03:49
straight and finally cocoa black curly i hate every one but the straight ginger one so you're
03:56
right off straight ginger ginger is the only one you like i would be fine with someone wearing that
04:01
because it almost seems like it's just like a fur coat you'd be fine with someone wearing that that's
04:06
so strange it is very strange but i don't understand it i don't know how i'd be fine with it at least but
04:11
i would be fine with it okay it triggers something that's not too bad like um to me i can tell like
04:18
you're not trying it doesn't seem like it's trying to be pubes it's more trying to be like a a mink
04:24
coat so you want a mink down there i do everyone just a mink that when removed it's not it's your
04:31
normal stuff yes but to me when you have made what's the point what is the point it's just for show
04:37
like this to me is just you're just dressing it up down there you know which is real it's not
04:42
someone swears uh actually several people have texted in saying they have straight pubes
04:46
okay i'm a woman mine are straight now we don't believe you you gotta send pics
04:50
i'm an asian lady pubes are straight yep esthetician i wax a lot of people i remember hearing
04:58
there are in fact straight pubes so yeah some people have straight pubes what do you got you
05:04
can see it just be ready you're gonna see a penis oh come on okay everyone ready lisa watch
05:12
yourself i'm not on there okay okay oh oh jesus what what what god man
05:24
soft it's like rod stewart yeah i've always been jealous of guys with a curly bush
05:34
but i have come to love how soft my bush is let me know what you think people like his bush
05:41
nose ticklers love them yeah i'm honestly i was today years old when i found out people had
05:51
straight pubes i think mine are more straight than curly to be honest not that they get to the
05:59
level of you know like mine don't curl up like now you made me realize i shouldn't have said
06:07
anything about mine because i don't want to hear about yours i know right i don't want to hear about
06:10
anyone's really you know what i'm gonna show you i'm gonna take just a like my root picture of my
06:16
root today i'll let you see this root yeah let's compare colors yeah yeah that's you want to see
06:21
my shade it's a great bonding idea yeah today on the show we compare pube colors today on the show
06:27
you told us the color of your i wasn't ready but this way we can identify whose pubes are in the
06:33
toilet oh god smart smart anyway if you want to see what these kim kardashian faux pubic hair thongs
06:42
look like you can go check them out at daveandchuckthefreak.com but yeah who knows
06:48
lisa could just be a marketing scheme but they were for sale yesterday people reported buying some
06:53
in there every single size of every single color how much were they 32 bucks for like the smallest
06:59
amount of fabric you've ever seen so good for her just more millions you know oh god she's made so
07:08
much money she doesn't need to make any more well the point is just to have them like on the go
07:13
like you could just grow pubes i think it's just like a mink there honestly i really believe that
07:20
it's like you are just putting a fur coat over top of it for fashion it says with this iconic new
07:27
panty your carpet can be whatever color you want it to be trying to put logic into this and it's really
07:33
not necessary i guess you're right so yeah like why would because it look it's very it'd be very
07:39
off-putting to me if you put a pair of panties on and your pubes were so powerful that they grew
07:46
through your panties i mean it's a terrible look it's like the chia pet of panties it's awful
07:53
yeah
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so
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