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Matrimoney
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00:00:00I'm married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place, you're mine.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care! That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't walk around.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:06Fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you!
00:01:19We signed a contract!
00:01:20For an arranged marriage!
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton!
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:29I tried to get along with you!
00:01:30You brought this on to yourself!
00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:32Right back at you!
00:01:33I fucking hate you!
00:01:34I fucking hate you more!
00:01:35I fucking hate you more!
00:01:36I'm not a broke guy!
00:01:37I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:38I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:39I tried to get along with you!
00:01:40You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:42Right back at you!
00:01:43I fucking hate you!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:46so you were arrested again
00:02:09to be fair
00:02:13he thought he was leaving
00:02:14we'll just swim there
00:02:15there is a fence around that reservoir
00:02:18it says here that you broke in
00:02:20using bolt cutters
00:02:22if I had known you invited me over here to lecture me
00:02:26I wouldn't have came
00:02:27come on Gucci
00:02:31good boy
00:02:33come on Gucci
00:02:41let's go
00:02:42hey
00:02:43come on Gucci
00:02:51let's go
00:02:52you know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy
00:02:59it reflects on me
00:03:01it reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands
00:03:06the same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle
00:03:09I make my own money
00:03:11see see
00:03:13underwear modeling lord
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb
00:03:17that means free underwear for life
00:03:19for life
00:03:21some parents would be proud
00:03:22other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then
00:03:26you are next up to be CEO
00:03:29at Dino Verlino Cosmetics
00:03:32now how can I give you that job
00:03:33if you keep acting like a Kardashian
00:03:36don't forget the meeting this afternoon
00:03:40alright
00:03:40and don't be late
00:03:41bye dad
00:03:44excuse me
00:03:55I know my Gucci
00:04:05why won't Michelangelo just grow up
00:04:08he needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl
00:04:12like you Amelia
00:04:15good one
00:04:17these are great
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for
00:04:38do you guys mind staying a little longer
00:04:40no problem
00:04:42cool let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:45hi
00:04:50I'm Michelangelo
00:04:52Chantal
00:04:53nice to meet you
00:04:55I couldn't notice how hot you are
00:04:58I've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:01hold that thought
00:05:05hey dad
00:05:07where the hell were you
00:05:09dad I'm in a photo shoot
00:05:12you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano
00:05:17I can meet him later
00:05:19now it's two ladies back on the plane again
00:05:21well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:23Michelangelo you are 31 years old
00:05:26you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager
00:05:28you could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now
00:05:32you interned
00:05:33you went to business school
00:05:35well you have potential
00:05:37okay but you say you want to be the CEO
00:05:40well you're gonna have to prove it
00:05:41cause so far
00:05:43I ain't seen the end date from you
00:05:46but uh
00:05:47hey
00:05:51you okay?
00:05:52yeah
00:05:53um
00:05:54but
00:05:55it'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:58so it's a really rare form of cancer
00:06:15luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god
00:06:21there is an experimental treatment
00:06:24but it's really expensive
00:06:26and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29don't worry about that
00:06:31I have money saved
00:06:33I'll find the rest
00:06:35we will figure this out
00:06:36okay?
00:06:37we're gonna get through this
00:06:38together
00:06:39thank you
00:06:40yeah
00:06:41ciao Gucci
00:06:55did she have a good walk?
00:07:01what's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry
00:07:08this
00:07:08no no forget about it
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive
00:07:14I have a savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare
00:07:18my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us
00:07:28after her parents passed
00:07:31I would do anything for her
00:07:33Amelia
00:07:35I think I might know how to get you that money
00:07:39you do?
00:07:41hmm
00:07:41come back
00:07:43tonight
00:07:43and
00:07:44make something nice
00:07:47come on
00:07:49okay
00:07:50oh
00:07:59Amelia
00:07:59you look bellissima
00:08:01except for the dog hair
00:08:04come with me
00:08:07I have someone
00:08:09I want you to meet
00:08:10are they from Italy?
00:08:12yes
00:08:12wow
00:08:13yes of course
00:08:14everything's from Italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17Amelia meet
00:08:19Michelangelo
00:08:20on my side
00:08:21I believe you both
00:08:23bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24huh?
00:08:24mm-hmm
00:08:25yeah
00:08:25aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker
00:08:29don't be so defensive
00:08:30I wasn't
00:08:33well I
00:08:37suppose I'll let you two
00:08:39get acquainted
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do
00:08:42why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44that'd be really hard
00:08:45hey
00:08:46arrivederci
00:08:47huh?
00:08:55do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01what
00:09:02exactly
00:09:03how does it look?
00:09:12not half bad
00:09:12I mean
00:09:14it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy ones
00:09:20okay?
00:09:22or not
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what I say
00:09:28you don't look like Romulus to me
00:09:30just a few more pictures
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile
00:09:34I don't need Tinder
00:09:36I'm an underwear model
00:09:37my DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane
00:09:39whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47I told you
00:09:49I'm
00:09:49fine
00:09:53see
00:10:00dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:13you crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia
00:10:19what's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24I'm sorry Romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no please
00:10:29I apologize
00:10:30my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right
00:10:33and that's why I invited you
00:10:34poor Florida
00:10:36please
00:10:37all right
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:39all right
00:10:40and I promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son?
00:10:45so
00:10:45Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer?
00:10:50yeah
00:10:51and you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:01I want the business
00:11:02I think we can
00:11:05make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal?
00:11:12well
00:11:13nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married
00:11:18that's all
00:11:18what?
00:11:21what?
00:11:22Romulus
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26yeah
00:11:27and I can't marry
00:11:28someone who picks up dog crap
00:11:29for a living
00:11:29well at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:32you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business
00:11:37and the best way to do that
00:11:39is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:41we hate each other
00:11:43at least I do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44see
00:11:46there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look
00:11:49you know
00:11:49my wife and I
00:11:51we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah
00:11:53we were like pizza
00:11:54and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool
00:12:03huh
00:12:03but
00:12:03I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah
00:12:09like a nuclear bomb
00:12:11as if
00:12:12Romulus
00:12:13isn't there another way
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia
00:12:17you do want to help
00:12:18your sister
00:12:19don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able
00:12:21to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just
00:12:23agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:40for Betsy
00:12:42well Angelo
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree
00:12:50to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose
00:12:54the business
00:12:55and you're also gonna lose
00:12:57your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03I'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already
00:13:10drafted the contract
00:13:11and son
00:13:12we're gonna need
00:13:13some champagne
00:13:14right
00:13:15right my mind
00:13:16yeah
00:13:16try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one
00:13:29for the ages too
00:13:30I hope the Halloween
00:13:32bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but
00:13:42well
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:46that's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret
00:13:48are we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:24your place
00:14:26or mine
00:14:26I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:29fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:32so this is
00:14:43michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum
00:14:45in here
00:14:46a michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:50whoa
00:15:04what
00:15:05what's this
00:15:05put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash
00:15:08these are my sisters
00:15:09she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room
00:15:12I said you could live here
00:15:13not decorate
00:15:14oh I'm sorry
00:15:15is it clashing with your
00:15:16banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong
00:15:18it's trademarked
00:15:20look
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:25if this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back
00:15:28we'll throw it all in the fireplace
00:15:28it's electric
00:15:31oh
00:15:36by the way
00:15:37this is gonna work
00:15:39you might want to start
00:15:41wearing that
00:15:41gee thanks
00:15:45welcome
00:15:45you're getting married
00:15:54shh
00:15:55Betsy
00:15:56don't tell the whole world
00:15:57I'm sorry
00:15:58Amelia
00:15:59it's just
00:15:59it's not like you
00:16:02actually we're
00:16:03reserved
00:16:05safe
00:16:06like I always taught you
00:16:09well
00:16:11things change
00:16:12when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer
00:16:14and besides
00:16:16Michelangelo offered
00:16:17to help pay for
00:16:18some of your treatments
00:16:19so I'm okay with
00:16:20a quick proposal
00:16:21Michelangelo
00:16:22the ninja turtle
00:16:24no
00:16:26Michelangelo
00:16:27Dino Valeno
00:16:29maybe you've
00:16:30heard of him
00:16:31Michelangelo
00:16:32Dino Valeno
00:16:33shh
00:16:34socialite
00:16:39can we just
00:16:39like start a hundred
00:16:40canceled bravo shows
00:16:42how did you even meet
00:16:43his dad
00:16:44his dad is one of my
00:16:45clients
00:16:45it's
00:16:48been a whirlwind
00:16:49of a romance
00:16:50he's so
00:16:52toxic
00:16:54speak of the devil
00:16:56oh
00:16:58yeah
00:16:59you know
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue
00:17:02this is a doctor's office
00:17:04Amelia
00:17:06Betsy Carlisle
00:17:09doctor's ready
00:17:11we'll talk about this
00:17:14later
00:17:14we'll talk about this later
00:17:15ready to be wet baby
00:17:37we're already wet
00:17:40where did that come from
00:17:58nice place
00:18:10I love the artwork
00:18:12nice place
00:18:24I love the artwork
00:18:26thanks
00:18:27finally
00:18:28oh good taste
00:18:30no I'm good
00:18:33we had plenty of dinner
00:18:35far from me
00:18:36you know
00:18:41if you like it down here
00:18:42you should see the bed
00:18:44who are you?
00:18:57who are you?
00:18:59Chantel this is
00:19:01Amelia
00:19:02my roommate
00:19:04whatever
00:19:07can you guys just keep it down
00:19:08I have work
00:19:09tomorrow morning
00:19:10this is my house?
00:19:12we will be
00:19:14as loud as we want to be
00:19:15scream
00:19:16at the top of our lungs
00:19:17you've got to be kidding me
00:19:20what's wrong dog walker
00:19:21who's jealous
00:19:23jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous
00:19:26sweet dreams
00:19:30I can't believe
00:19:37he said I was jealous
00:19:38how could I ever want
00:19:40to be with a party boy
00:19:41like him
00:19:41even if he is
00:19:43kind of hot
00:19:43see you later
00:20:03and um
00:20:05don't worry about last night
00:20:07sorry
00:20:08I had one too many to drink
00:20:10it won't happen again
00:20:11better not
00:20:12how's the hangover
00:20:25roomie
00:20:26not now
00:20:27my head's killing me
00:20:28we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no
00:20:30what we need to do
00:20:31is order a three egg omelet
00:20:32and home fries
00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:37monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:42and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:45fine
00:20:46and I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:47my sister needs this money michelangelo
00:20:52and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:20:54then the contract is violated
00:20:56then neither of us get what we want
00:20:57yeah no shit
00:20:58I'm serious
00:21:00don't screw this up
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:06I know what I'm doing
00:21:07dog walker
00:21:08and just so we're clear
00:21:10I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:12whenever I want
00:21:13whenever I want
00:21:14fine
00:21:15do whatever you want
00:21:17sorry
00:21:19it's a bit harsh
00:21:21just really
00:21:22hung over
00:21:25that could have gone better
00:21:28hey baby
00:21:35you know you don't have to keep working Amelia
00:21:38you're rich now
00:21:39I know
00:21:40I like it
00:21:41ah it's good to hear
00:21:43you know I just hope that
00:21:44your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:47tell me uh
00:21:48how are things going between the two of you
00:21:50oh fine
00:21:52yeah
00:21:53we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55alright
00:21:56well give him time alright
00:21:57oh and listen
00:21:59he is not as bad as TMZ says alright
00:22:02look I
00:22:02I promise
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure
00:22:05yeah
00:22:06you're right
00:22:07well
00:22:08we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:10come on Gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye Gucci
00:22:13hey Amelia
00:22:17hey Jake
00:22:18Gucci no
00:22:21Royce
00:22:21say bad dog but
00:22:24I'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30same here
00:22:31sorry
00:22:38Gucci's um
00:22:40a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:45I should make a reality show
00:22:47we're all dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together
00:22:53let these two get to know each other
00:22:55yeah
00:22:57I'd like that
00:22:58so
00:23:04how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:06a couple months
00:23:07I like it
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12Uber driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:15movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20just trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you
00:23:24how long you been doing this
00:23:26I don't know
00:23:27my whole life I guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job
00:23:30and
00:23:30then I turned it into my own business
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs
00:23:38well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:46my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit I
00:23:53had a crush on you
00:23:54you did?
00:23:58yeah
00:23:58I still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:24:07then again
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18I mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22I know it's risky
00:24:25but
00:24:26I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring?
00:24:34um
00:24:36it's
00:24:37just a class ring
00:24:38from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools
00:24:45am I right?
00:24:50I mean it kind of
00:24:53looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me?
00:24:56engaged?
00:24:57no
00:24:57are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby
00:25:00I mean I should be
00:25:01wearing diapers
00:25:03crawling around
00:25:04drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08Royce pooped
00:25:13I should pick it up
00:25:14where?
00:25:15I don't see it
00:25:16just
00:25:16over there
00:25:17come on
00:25:20do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28it's an office
00:25:28you want to be CEO
00:25:29you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like Willy Wonka
00:25:33without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36very funny
00:25:37you know I'm retiring next year
00:25:38yes I know
00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:48fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay?
00:26:06hi
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged
00:26:13remember
00:26:13and
00:26:16this is our new palette
00:26:17it's
00:26:19Matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's
00:26:26the presentation
00:26:27from me
00:26:28Michelangelo
00:26:30what dad?
00:26:39what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunch time yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:45all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid?
00:26:50hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at Amelia
00:26:52what about her?
00:26:54she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03I guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:06I hope she rubs off
00:27:08on you a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09I just hope I don't
00:27:11get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:19well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:38forty more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home
00:27:45with Amelia
00:27:46you talk about
00:27:47the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and I
00:27:52used to do
00:27:54you know
00:27:56I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet
00:27:59Amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight
00:28:02tonight
00:28:04tonight
00:28:04shit
00:28:05when am I going to tell Chantel
00:28:07I promise we'd Netflix
00:28:08and bang tonight
00:28:09the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights, camera, red carpet
00:28:12perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the Dino
00:28:17Dino
00:28:17now
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon yet?
00:28:21I mean
00:28:22we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter
00:28:24you're getting along
00:28:27aren't you?
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28yeah
00:28:28we're just
00:28:28really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31alright
00:28:32so it's all settled
00:28:33I'll see you at
00:28:34eight o'clock tonight
00:28:34in the limo
00:28:35and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37bye dad
00:28:42so
00:28:53remind me
00:28:55why are we getting
00:28:56makeovers done again?
00:28:58because I want to do
00:28:59something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:03and
00:29:04you know I never
00:29:06splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but
00:29:08since I'm part of the
00:29:09Dino Levino family now
00:29:10I think I can afford
00:29:12to let my hair down
00:29:13you better not let that
00:29:14hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out
00:29:27is that bad?
00:29:37I've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:42buy that dress
00:29:44ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone
00:29:50party boy
00:29:51I've got my own
00:29:52function tonight
00:29:53I'm coming out of my
00:29:55my own
00:29:56I've got my own
00:29:59I've got my own
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:00Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:28I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57It's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Dean.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:45Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, dude.
00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:02I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:06This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine!
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I wish I didn't get it, but I did.
00:37:54I wish I didn't get it.
00:37:59Okay, that's what I do.
00:38:29Oh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:55Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know. We had too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:14Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait. For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:40:02Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:16Well?
00:40:17Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:31Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:33Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:11Well, I know.
00:42:11Good night.
00:42:12I can't think about it.
00:42:13We should talk about Wesley.
00:42:28We should talk.
00:42:29Hey.
00:42:34Hi.
00:42:36We should talk about Leslie.
00:42:41I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:51Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:53I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:58I'm a big girl.
00:42:59I've had a one night stand before.
00:43:01I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:10You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:14I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:17Frankly, so would I.
00:43:18I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:20You don't understand.
00:43:21Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:24I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:27Wait.
00:43:28Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:31What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:34I have a confession to make.
00:43:38Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:48Really?
00:43:49Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:50I'm not a good actor.
00:43:51I could even do reality TV.
00:43:52But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:43:53Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:43:54You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:55Amelia.
00:43:56Please.
00:43:57I know you felt it too.
00:43:58Amelia.
00:43:59Please.
00:44:00Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:01I felt it too.
00:44:02Amelia.
00:44:03Please.
00:44:04Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:05I felt it too.
00:44:06So why are we fighting it?
00:44:07I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:08I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:32So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:54So, I set the kitchen on fire? How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:20It's not my fault. They should change the name.
00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:45:28If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:45:45Thanks?
00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:49Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:45:54I'm serious.
00:45:56The wedding's coming up.
00:45:58We could give it a shot.
00:46:00You mean like, you and me. Together together.
00:46:04Why not? Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:06Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:46:23Oh, hey, Royce. Jake.
00:46:27How's it going?
00:46:29Good. Yeah.
00:46:31Look, the other night was kinda...
00:46:33Crazy. I know.
00:46:35I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:46:36We were kind of in a fight.
00:46:38I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:40Is he always like that?
00:46:42So aggressive and controlling?
00:46:44I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:46:48He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:50Well, I am his woman.
00:46:52He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:46:54And I don't blame him.
00:46:56Oh, my God.
00:46:58What?
00:46:59Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:09I didn't mean to pry.
00:47:11Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:47:14I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:16Thanks, Jake.
00:47:18But I'm engaged.
00:47:20Remember?
00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:47:24I thought we had a connection.
00:47:26You're a cat person.
00:47:27It never would have worked.
00:47:31Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:47:36Cats are awesome.
00:47:40That was a great presentation.
00:47:43The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:47:47You think so?
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah. Now, listen.
00:47:54I gotta fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:55You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:58Gucci? Sure.
00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:48:08At the dog park?
00:48:10Mm-hmm. I just texted her. It's all set.
00:48:13Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:48:15Go get her, lover boy.
00:48:16He-he-he.
00:48:17He-he-he.
00:48:27So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:32It's...
00:48:33It's my dad's dog. Not mine.
00:48:36Let me try.
00:48:38That's okay.
00:48:39I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:48:46Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:49No. I like my work.
00:48:52What's the point of working if you never get a chance to... have fun?
00:48:57You're right. I should work less.
00:49:00If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:08Fetch Gucci.
00:49:13I've got a big surprise.
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:18Just wait and see.
00:49:21I'll see you.
00:49:27Grazie, Enzo.
00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:49:35What's that?
00:49:37Special delivery from Masterione's Italian Deli.
00:49:42The Gucci?
00:49:44What's your favorite prosciutto?
00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:49I thought you were...
00:49:52...off the clock today.
00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:57I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:02I'm kidding.
00:50:04This is for us.
00:50:05Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:50:07What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:13You can cook?
00:50:14That was so good.
00:50:17I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:50:20How did you do this? I can't cook at all.
00:50:23Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:24Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:25No. My mom taught me.
00:50:27Tell me about her.
00:50:28I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:30Sorry. I don't mean to pray.
00:50:32She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:34Breast cancer.
00:50:36I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:37Sorry. I don't mean to pray.
00:50:39She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:41Breast cancer.
00:50:42But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:50:43She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:50:45She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:50:48We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:50:52But I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:54No. My mom taught me.
00:50:56Tell me about her.
00:50:58I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:51:00Sorry. I don't mean to pray.
00:51:02She passed away when I was 11.
00:51:04Breast cancer.
00:51:06But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:08She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:51:10She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:11She's laughing.
00:51:13I still have all of her recipes.
00:51:16Here.
00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:19That's really special.
00:51:23I miss her.
00:51:25This might sound corny, but...
00:51:27I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:30It's not corny.
00:51:32But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:38What about your parents?
00:51:39My parents died in a car accident.
00:51:42When I was 13.
00:51:44It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:46I'm sorry.
00:51:48I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:51I don't want to lose her too.
00:51:53I'm sorry.
00:51:54Your story made me emotional.
00:51:55I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:51:57I'll help you.
00:51:58No, no, it's fine.
00:52:00I like doing the dishes.
00:52:01It relaxes me.
00:52:03Good.
00:52:04Because I hate them.
00:52:06Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:07Is it just the wine?
00:52:08Or am I really falling for...
00:52:10...him?
00:52:11Her.
00:52:12You don't want espresso.
00:52:13It's not my fault.
00:52:14It's not my fault.
00:52:15It's not my fault.
00:52:16It's not my fault.
00:52:17It's not my fault.
00:52:18It's not my fault.
00:52:19It's not my fault.
00:52:20It might come from.
00:52:21Or am I really falling for...
00:52:27...him?
00:52:28hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:52:46ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go okay bye bye
00:53:04love you love you too
00:53:09sorry reflex i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh let's try it
00:53:50oh yeah now here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:54:02come to papa yes my boy
00:54:06alright alright so we gotta talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off
00:54:12hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free
00:54:20you like cold play right
00:54:21dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:25oh well alright then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold play huh
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36what something wrong with amelia
00:54:39no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:53wow i never thought of that
00:54:58you know you have a very good point there i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:12sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:15love? yeah i don't know
00:55:20all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:53and i'm cured
00:55:54what?
00:55:55you're cured?
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions?
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis?
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:23no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25emilia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:30is it michelangelo?
00:56:32is everything okay?
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:36i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie
00:56:39so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:41it's not michelangelo
00:56:44let's see
00:56:47it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones?
00:57:02it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:13i kinda like him
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20Betsy
00:57:22i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:27what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:33for life
00:57:34you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least
00:57:41not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45amelia
00:57:47if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him?
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55meet him
00:57:56yeah
00:57:57meet him
00:57:58maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:58:00maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:06fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:08only one
00:58:09yes
00:58:10yes
00:58:13you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:23thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:31michelangelo
00:58:32you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:36right?
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:45tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46it's enormous
00:59:00why would anybody need so much room
00:59:05it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:09nice to finally meet you
00:59:10betsy
00:59:13so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:16infamous
00:59:17uh...
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon
00:59:25Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:28yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:37$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:41this was made in France
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:48who wants a drink?
00:59:49you've hardly touched your food
00:59:50it's a little too rich for me
01:00:05mine tastes great
01:00:06so
01:00:07michelangelo
01:00:08i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:00:10you don't mind do you?
01:00:11fire away
01:00:12fire away
01:00:13so i know you two have been having your fun
01:00:15um
01:00:16but
01:00:17what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:18i don't think it's going to
01:00:20i don't think it's going to
01:00:21that's cute and all
01:00:23that's cute and all
01:00:24but
01:00:25what about her career?
01:00:26are you gonna support her?
01:00:27or kids?
01:00:28what's your stance on that?
01:00:29or
01:00:30are you just gonna
01:00:31jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:34let's see
01:00:35look i know i have a past
01:00:37but
01:00:38i know i have a past
01:00:39but
01:00:40i'm committed to it
01:00:41we haven't talked about kids but
01:00:42we haven't talked about kids but
01:00:44i don't think it's going to
01:00:45i don't think it's going to
01:00:46that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:49what about her career?
01:00:50are you gonna support her?
01:00:51or
01:00:52kids?
01:00:53what's your stance on that?
01:00:54or
01:00:55are you just gonna
01:00:56jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58let's see
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:04we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:06i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:18i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about emilia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert?
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:30you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:33it's no wonder emilia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:35she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that emilia?
01:01:40you started it
01:01:47why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:57she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:01:59you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:05you know what? you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:07that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:09that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:15this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:18not to me
01:02:19you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:21i don't like this side of you
01:02:22see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:25but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her?
01:02:29she's my sister
01:02:30i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:32oh is that all i am to you?
01:02:34a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:38it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:41you love me?
01:02:43don't listen to him
01:02:45he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:46SHUT THE FUCK UP!
01:02:48you know what? maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:52it's over
01:02:58we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:10amelia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:14you did the right thing
01:03:16you do so much better than him
01:03:18yeah
01:03:20but he isn't a monster
01:03:22i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:29we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico?
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that
01:03:36or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:40i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:43i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:46it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're
01:03:51liabilities
01:03:52loose ends
01:03:53you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:59get rid of that thing
01:04:02it could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:04:09see
01:04:10he could have a sniper on us
01:04:16it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:19what?
01:04:20what?
01:04:21what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:04:23what?
01:04:24what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:04:37you came
01:04:38against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:42i've just been busy
01:04:44but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:47you should
01:04:49punish me for straying
01:04:51you make me sick
01:04:53i make me sick
01:04:55nice
01:04:57underwear
01:04:59it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:01okay
01:05:14let's get this over with
01:05:16is that all you have to say?
01:05:18do you even realize how hot i am?
01:05:20i'm sorry
01:05:21chantel
01:05:23i thought i won't
01:05:26i'm sorry
01:05:27chantel
01:05:28i thought i wanted this
01:05:31but i don't
01:05:33i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:37Amelia broke up with me
01:05:42it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:49never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:54here i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:15hi dad
01:06:17gucci's gone?
01:06:19i'll be right there
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:29Romulus
01:06:30what? hold on
01:06:32oh
01:06:33well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:45well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:50oh
01:06:51good thanks
01:06:52good
01:06:53gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:59gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:07:03huh?
01:07:04i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:08sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10where were you?
01:07:11i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:15it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:20smart move dude
01:07:21here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:29Amelia
01:07:30gucci
01:07:41gucci
01:07:47he's hopeless
01:07:49we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:52we're never gonna find him
01:07:54don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:00see
01:08:01they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03i do have to admit though
01:08:05i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:08he's really there for his dad
01:08:11his dad's dog
01:08:13so you approve now?
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:18gucci
01:08:22gucci
01:08:24my boy's back
01:08:25oh
01:08:33okay okay
01:08:35i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:43i
01:08:45might
01:08:46have
01:08:47possibly
01:08:49misjudged you
01:08:51a little
01:08:53it's okay
01:08:54most of
01:08:55what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:57they just leave out part of the story
01:09:00Amelia
01:09:02can we talk?
01:09:05please
01:09:09Amelia
01:09:11can we talk?
01:09:13please
01:09:14please?
01:09:15okay
01:09:24Amelia
01:09:26i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:28i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:31and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:34i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:43thanks for saying that
01:09:45i needed to hear that
01:09:48and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:52you're not one
01:09:53i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:57most of them are good
01:09:59i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:03i'm not
01:10:05you're not? what do you mean?
01:10:09Amelia
01:10:11this
01:10:13might sound crazy but
01:10:15i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:18and i don't want
01:10:20some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:23i want to know that our love is real
01:10:26dad
01:10:28what is it son?
01:10:30i want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:10:34but why son?
01:10:37because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:40and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:45but because she wants to
01:10:52consider our contracts null and void
01:10:55and void
01:11:02Amelia
01:11:04where will it be?
01:11:08will you marry me?
01:11:12will you marry me?
01:11:15yes
01:11:16i'll marry you
01:11:25you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:35and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:38look at me
01:11:40i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:44all right all right you two
01:11:46that's enough all right
01:11:48we spent this whole night together
01:11:50come over to my place all right
01:11:51we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:54hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:57i think i can get used to it
01:11:59and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:02i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:05especially coldplay
01:12:07we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:09it was worth a try
01:12:10it's worth a try
01:12:35and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:37michelangelo
01:12:38michelangelo
01:12:42amelia
01:12:44even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:48we're perfect together
01:12:50i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs
01:12:57i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:01i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:23i
01:13:30amelia you were the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:35i love you so much
01:13:36i love you so much
01:13:37i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:58and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:11ti amo michelangelo
01:14:13i love you
01:14:14with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:22you may kiss your bride
01:14:31thanks
01:14:33i'm betsy
01:14:35amelia's sister
01:14:36i'm jake
01:14:38another dog walker
01:14:40it's crazy
01:14:41you know given my sister
01:14:42but i've always been more of a cat person
01:14:45me too
01:14:47woo
01:14:48woo
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