00:00There it is! The button!
00:07We can finally end this nightmare!
00:10No! It found us!
00:13Run for it!
00:18We're almost there!
00:27Don't look back!
00:30Yes! Yes!
00:38No! No!
00:48Nothing like a nice peaceful Roblox experience to...
00:54What kind of sick game is this?
00:56It ain't no game, player.
00:58Scary troll slap tires, a lawless hellscape where good men go to die.
01:02I've witnessed horrors beyond your wildest dreams.
01:06Laser disintegration.
01:08Conveyor belt ejection.
01:12Players slapping each other out of the safe zones.
01:16That's all child's play compared to the real threat.
01:20Oh, word!
01:22It's actually super fun, a mortifying torment sort of way.
01:34Captain's log.
01:36Mission failure.
01:37Another long run has been thwarted by an ill-timed leap.
01:40And yet, while the upper echelons of the tower continue to elude me, I am still encouraged by my progress.
01:46You slipped out of the starting box.
01:48Still a personal best.
01:50Alright, this first part is easy.
01:52Just take it one op at a time, and whenever you get near the end, don't touch the lasers.
01:54Here goes nothing.
01:56Alright, Captain.
01:57Just like you practiced.
01:58One step, two step, green step, another green step?
02:02Captain's log.
02:04Turns out the entry barriers aren't nearly as formidable as previously thought.
02:09Though they are beautiful, but it's not really good.
02:11It's fun.
02:12The first part is easy.
02:14Just take it one op at a time, and whenever you get near the end, don't touch the lasers.
02:17Here goes nothing.
02:19Alright, Captain.
02:21Just like you practiced.
02:22One step, two step, green step.
02:24But, though they are beautiful... and... inviting...
02:31Mayday! Man overboard!
02:38Thank goodness for your freakishly low center of gravity, or I would have been done for!
02:48Hey, no more goofing around. We're on the orange floor now.
02:52The terrain gets less forgiving here. And the worm... well, the worm could be anywhere.
03:01Doesn't look that tough to me.
03:10Get to the safe zone!
03:13He's gaining on us!
03:15Don't look back! It'll only slow you down!
03:23The safe zone! We're gonna make it!
03:26I don't think so, bro.
03:30What the heck was that?
03:33A slap troll. Makes me sick!
03:36It's right behind us!
03:37Get behind us!
03:38AHHHHH!
03:41Come to Papa!
03:46NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
03:48That was quite the move back there, veteran.
04:05Yeah, what is that thing?
04:06Standard slap hand. Everybody's got one.
04:09But only bros use it to knock other players off the safe zone.
04:12Isn't that what you just did?
04:14Well, huh. Yeah, I guess.
04:18Hmm.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Yeah.
04:55Captain's log, I'm growing weary.
05:04Somehow I've managed to drag my pathetic comrades up to the higher realms of the tower, but even heroes have their limits.
05:11We almost at the top yet, veteran?
05:13The gray level.
05:15Uh, veteran?
05:17I don't know, okay? This is as far as I've ever made it.
05:20Wait, seriously? You haven't beaten the game yet?
05:23What a noob.
05:25You don't understand. This level's guarded by a special worm. One that's even faster and hungrier.
05:33May God have mercy on our souls.
05:35Oh, I, uh, I didn't realize how high up we'd gotten.
05:54Don't slow down! The Crimson Scourge could be anywhere!
05:58Oh, oh, oh!
06:02Ugh, balls are...
06:04Move! Move!
06:07That doesn't look good.
06:11Huh?
06:21Hmm.
06:26Oh.
06:33Captain's log.
06:34I'm a genius.
06:41That's it. The end of the tower.
06:43Victory is within our reach.
06:49This is it, boys. The worm's already waiting for us to cross.
06:53From here on out, we sprint.
06:55No stops, no surrender.
06:58Got it? Whatever happens.
07:00It's been an honor climbing with you.
07:06Oh, no. I... I think I misclicked.
07:11Everyone scatter!
07:21Jump!
07:32Thanks for having my back back there, Bestie.
07:34I should've let you fall for what you did to Veteran.
07:37It was an accident.
07:42No! What do we do?
07:44Captain's log, time to do what I do best.
07:47Be a hero.
07:50Aaaaaaah!
07:52Aaaaaah!
07:53Aaaaaah!
07:54Aaaaaah!
07:59Aaaaaah!
08:00I'm gonna end this!
08:05Huh?
08:06But... I hit the button!
08:08I made it out!
08:09Oh, that button doesn't let you leave.
08:11It just resets the map.
08:12It's the map.
08:13No!
08:14NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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