00:00You don't know what you're doing!
00:02Those artifacts are boogie-trapped for a reason!
00:04No!
00:06My insides are all warm and-
00:10I made him like us!
00:12A food animal!
00:14No!
00:16You regret this!
00:18Since the beginning of time,
00:20there have been two types of brain rot.
00:22The peaceful foodies,
00:24who lived in harmony with nature.
00:30And the violent normies,
00:36who spent most of their time at war.
00:44They only ever stunned when they needed to feed.
01:00No.
01:08AAAAAAA!
01:10AAAAAAA!!!
01:20But perhaps,
01:22worst of all of them...
01:24was you!
01:26Brr-brr-patapin!
01:28Her death was the final straw. We weren't going to sit back and be picked off one by one. It was time to fight back.
01:40BriBri was sent on a very special mission.
01:46Meanwhile, I took off into the jungle to track you down.
01:58Huh?
02:17Where am I? What's the meaning of this?
02:20We've finally caught you. Struggle all you like.
02:24These chains were forged in the deepest pizza ovens of Mount Calzonio. Extra thick.
02:32With your brutish strength in mind.
02:40Ah, just in time. Was your mission successful?
02:45Yes, Chimpanzini. It was a long flight, but the legends were true, just like you said.
02:50An entire cave filled with ancient secrets.
02:57The markings were unlike anything we've ever seen. Some kind of transformation instructions.
03:02Who knows who left them? Maybe some kind of technologically advanced alien species?
03:07Using an old trick from a favorite movie of mine, I managed to secure an ancient and powerful artifact.
03:22One that has the power to turn animal into food.
03:25And who better to test it on than one of the biggest and strongest animals in all the land?
03:32BriBri! You don't know what you're doing! Those artifacts are booby trapped for a reason!
03:38No one should have that power! How do you know it won't kill me?
03:42I don't.
03:43Don't.
03:48BriBri! No! You'll regret this!
03:53We'll see about that.
04:10How do you feel now?
04:11I feel like those normies must pay!
04:17Yes, that's the spirit! Let us take over this wretched land!
04:21If everyone is food, then no one will dare to eat anyone!
04:25It will be a utopia! Our utopia!
04:28Yeah!
04:30Yeah!
04:31Yeah!
04:32Yeah!
04:33Yeah!
04:34Yeah!
04:37Oh ho ho!
04:38Oh ho ho!
04:39Oh ho ho ho ho!
04:44Whoa!
04:45That Machino, what are you doing?
04:47I have direct orders to eliminate you.
04:50I'm sorry, old friend.
04:51Sorry, old friend.
04:52You've known me long enough to know that this won't be easy.
04:55You're right, old friend.
04:56But I am not alone.
04:59Let me ask you something, Tung Tung.
05:01Has anyone ever tried to eat you?
05:05Drink you?
05:10Uh, not that I could say no.
05:12Well, that's something I've had to deal with my whole life.
05:17But after BriBri turns you all, we can all live in harmony.
05:23Now I know you're delusional, taking orders from that bird brain.
05:41Foodies, I need backup.
05:44Now.
05:45You got it.
05:47Are you ready to join your new food family?
05:57What have you done to me?
06:00I feel different.
06:02My insides are all warm and...
06:07Thank goodness, I'm alive!
06:13Guys, really, it's not even that bad.
06:18I'd feel great.
06:20Tung Tung!
06:21What did you do to him?
06:23I made him like us.
06:25A food animal.
06:27What?
06:27Wait, you're just a bird.
06:29You're not food.
06:31Why, how dare you?
06:32I'm a Raspberry Warrior.
06:34Here comes the airplane!
06:45Blasted aviator gator!
06:47Hadapeam!
06:48Take care of it!
06:48Let go of me, you overgrown houseplant!
07:00Nowhere to run.
07:02Please.
07:03Let's make this quick and painless.
07:05Come on, guys.
07:06You never know.
07:07You might like it.
07:09Thinking what I'm thinking?
07:10Unfortunately, yes.
07:12After them!
07:24Whoa.
07:25Maybe these ruins have something to do with the artifact Bri-Bri has.
07:29Bombardero, look.
07:31It's some kind of ancient hieroglyph.
07:33Hmm.
07:34The mouth symbol does look similar to the device the bird used.
07:39Huh?
07:39See this one here with the eyeball?
07:43It might have the power to reverse the effects of the other device.
07:47Sort of like an antidote.
07:50Well, where is it?
07:55Grab it.
07:56All right.
07:57Here goes.
07:59Uh-oh.
07:59We better get out of here.
08:07Don't know about the old sandbag trick, eh?
08:09Clearly, you two don't watch enough movies.
08:12Cappuccino!
08:13Cipanzini!
08:18Seems I missed an artifact.
08:21No matter.
08:22Once I turn you into a tasty foodie, you'll have no desire to be turned back.
08:27I think I'll turn you first, Crocodilo.
08:29Your scourge ends here.
08:32No!
08:33I can't believe you protected me, even though I'm so rotten.
08:51Now it's my time to return the favor.
08:53Yay!
08:58Oh!
09:03Yay!
09:06Thank you!
09:11You did it!
09:14Yahoo!
09:16This spell...
09:16It's broken!
09:18No!
09:19Move!
09:23Sling me another, belly itcher.
09:26Release me this instant, I demand it.
09:31Nice one.
09:36Pretty heroic stuff back there.
09:38Heh, don't get used to it.
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