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We breakdown the 'Ted 2' Trailer.

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00:00Rest in peace, single Ted.

00:03You know, they're hookers, so it's fine.

00:05The Ted 2 trailer is out and Ted is getting married.

00:08Teddy bear and wife. Let me kiss the bear.

00:10Hey, who needs Mego Kunis when you have Flash Gordon?

00:15But how much fun could have taken Ted be?

00:1720 bucks, I could toss a cookie crisp into that guy's ass crack.

00:20Do it. I'm gonna do it.

00:23That answers that.

00:24But when Ted wants to use John's sperm to have a baby, things get slippery.

00:29Dude, that's somebody's kid.

00:31And then they get a little sticky.

00:32Teddy, look at this. It's as if we want to have a baby,

00:34you're gonna have to prove you're a person in a court of law.

00:37Not to worry, Sam L. Jackson is on the case.

00:40Hold on to your butts.

00:42Wrong Sam L. Jackson.

00:43Samantha Jackson, what's your middle name?

00:45Leslie.

00:46Oh my God, you're Sam L. Jackson.

00:47Who is that?

00:48You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.

00:50I thought that was Morgan Freeman. Look, there he is.

00:53Ted 2 is in theaters June 26.

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