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We breakdown the 'Ted 2' Trailer.
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00:00Rest in peace, single Ted.
00:03You know, they're hookers, so it's fine.
00:05The Ted 2 trailer is out and Ted is getting married.
00:08Teddy bear and wife. Let me kiss the bear.
00:10Hey, who needs Mego Kunis when you have Flash Gordon?
00:15But how much fun could have taken Ted be?
00:1720 bucks, I could toss a cookie crisp into that guy's ass crack.
00:20Do it. I'm gonna do it.
00:23That answers that.
00:24But when Ted wants to use John's sperm to have a baby, things get slippery.
00:29Dude, that's somebody's kid.
00:31And then they get a little sticky.
00:32Teddy, look at this. It's as if we want to have a baby,
00:34you're gonna have to prove you're a person in a court of law.
00:37Not to worry, Sam L. Jackson is on the case.
00:40Hold on to your butts.
00:42Wrong Sam L. Jackson.
00:43Samantha Jackson, what's your middle name?
00:45Leslie.
00:46Oh my God, you're Sam L. Jackson.
00:47Who is that?
00:48You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
00:50I thought that was Morgan Freeman. Look, there he is.
00:53Ted 2 is in theaters June 26.
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