00:09Well, Becky Lynch has spent six straight days railing on referee Jessica Carr,
00:14GM Adam Pearce, nice wig, and the new Intercontinental Champion,
00:19Maxine Dupree.
00:20Every complaint, conspiracy, and claim possible has been sent forth.
00:25But there's far bigger fish to fry.
00:26Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man, Becky Lynch.
00:38And with war games, the man is all in.
00:41So the opposite, her heated rival, AJ Lee, and the rest of the team.
00:44We're going to hear from the self-proclaimed all caps grading Rebecca next.
00:56I like your introduction for Becky Lynch there.
01:12I'm not going to lie, Joe Tess.
01:13I can tell there was a little irritation in your voice, and that's fine, but it was respectful.
01:19And what I need you to do going forward is give that same kind of presentation to Dirty Dump.
01:25Please and thank you.
01:27I want you to review the show when you get home today.
01:31I want you to recall, if you could, what Dirty Dump actually did tonight, and then think about what he just said.
01:37Becky Lynch was all over social media this week, ranting, going on about various media people and what they had to say about her, saying they don't rate, they don't know anything about ratings, that I, Becky Lynch, have the greatest ratings in the history of ratings, that they call me ratings, Rebecca.
01:58I agree with all of that, and it's not just me saying it, the SPN is saying it, Bleacher Report are saying it, everyone in the locker room, management is saying it, Joe Tess.
02:10Sports Illustrated?
02:11Sports Illustrated, that's a, getting good at this now, Joe Tess, I missed one, didn't it, my bad.
02:16My bad, Sports Illustrated, I'll get you next time.
02:19Oh, but look at this, you are.
02:25Welcome, Lash Legend, and Nia Jax.
02:30I don't think I need to wax lyrical about my love for Nia Jax and her abilities, but two peas in a pod, another powerhouse lifted up recently from NXT, is Lash Legend, a fierce teammate to have on your side in war games, the bougie bully has arrived.
02:55And how weird is this, Becky Lynch on the same team as Nia Jax, the woman who once plastered Becky Lynch's perfect nose, right across her face, and gave rise to the man.
03:13War games changes a lot.
03:15I'm gonna show you how, cause I'm the best way, yeah, I'm not like most girls, most girls.
03:23And the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions, Kairi Sane and Asuka, the Kabuki Warriors.
03:27And the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions, Kairi Sane and Asuka, the Kabuki Warriors.
03:28And the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions,
03:33Kairi Tane and Asuka, the Kabuki Warriors.
03:58Well, as you know, WrestleMania returns to Allegiant Stadium in Vegas on Saturday, April 18th, Sunday the 19th.
04:06And just announced, individual event tickets are on sale this Friday at 6 a.m. Pacific, 9 a.m. Eastern, exclusively at Ticketmaster.com.
04:18Anybody who purchases the individual event tickets on Black Friday,
04:21you'll receive a limited edition t-shirt inspired by the Las Vegas-themed WrestleMania 42 promo featuring Triple H.
04:30What a bonus that is.
04:31So Black Friday, you can get these individual event tickets for Mania.
04:36Of course, the anticipation for Saturday's Women's War Games is spiking,
04:41especially with what's happened this past Friday night on SmackDown.
04:46Wait, we go back to what took place on Friday night.
04:51As the Kabuki Warriors have arrived.
04:55Our fifth member.
05:01And as AJ Lee made a grand entrance, violence erupted as Asuka's team launched a sneak attack.
05:10Now Becky Lynch unexpectedly joined the firefight, attacking the women who cost the man the Intercontinental title.
05:19And as the body started dropping, Lynch's motivation suddenly became clear.
05:26Check out that, annihilated to Rhea Ripley.
05:29As it was revealed that Becky Lynch was the fifth and final member of Team Asuka ahead of War Games this Saturday at Survivor Series.
05:38Two teams, no disqualification, locked in the double ring steel cage.
05:44The entry intervals, it is Survivor Series Women's War Games.
05:49And just look at those teams, five days away.
05:54The Kabuki Warriors, for months they have been the dangerous disruptors in the tag team division.
06:13Of course, if Geek was securing gold, you see it wrapped around their waist.
06:16I think we need to get Joe Tess in the ring doing the Kabuki Warriors dance.
06:23Let me just stick to my pentastrod, will you please?
06:25I can hear it, I can hear it.
06:36You're all very unhappy about the injustice that happened to me last week on Monday Night Raw.
06:44Everybody's been asking about it, but I have the best lawyers in the country working on it.
06:51But you're not going to like this, you're not going to like this.
06:54I've been advised not to talk about it.
06:58And unlike, unlike Maxine Dupree and that corrupt referee Jessica Carr, I actually follow the rules.
07:08Okay?
07:10But let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you, heads are going to roll, okay?
07:14And that decision is going to be overturned.
07:17I'm going to get my title back.
07:18And the company is going to be a lot better for it, okay?
07:22Much, I know, I know, it is a travesty, but there's nothing we can do about it right now.
07:33But the company is also going to be a lot better off when I get rid of AJ Lee once and for all, okay?
07:44Because AJ, AJ, you made a big mistake coming back.
07:48You made a bigger mistake costing me my title.
07:52But the biggest mistake you're ever going to make is locking yourself in a cage with me.
08:01Because I have assembled by myself the greatest war games team in the history of war games, okay?
08:13And I know, I know, I know we've had our differences.
08:16Like, me and Asuka, we beat the hell out of each other.
08:20I think I beat you nine out of ten times.
08:22But you made me work for it, okay?
08:25And that brings me to, actually, actually, you do it, you do it.
08:35I saved your life.
08:39I saved your life, okay?
08:41Okay, you owe me a great deal.
08:43I know you're going to be very loyal.
08:44And EO, EO was a fool to cross, you two, and we're going to make her pay, okay?
08:50And that brings me to Nia Jax.
08:53Nia Jax, very powerful, very strong, okay?
08:57Not as powerful as me, but she's very powerful.
09:00She's the only woman who has ever been able to damage my face.
09:04But I have great, great bones, strong bones.
09:08I didn't have to wear a mask to protect it afterwards like rotten Rhea Ripley.
09:14And that brings me to my new friend, specimen of a woman, fine specimen of a woman.
09:25Where is she?
09:26Long legs, lash legend.
09:28Okay, stick with me.
09:29I'm going to take you under my wing.
09:31I'm going to make you a star like I did the rest of these three, okay?
09:35And charlatan flair and awful Alexa aren't going to know what hit them, but...
09:41Who was Becky just talking about?
09:47Ratty Rhea Ripley.
09:50That's a quote.
09:51That's not my opinion.
09:53You talk about an all-star roster of a War Games team.
10:16Look at this.
10:19Rhea Ripley and EO Sky.
10:23Oh, and how about the 14-time world champion?
10:34The Queen had that tense sit-down, Corleone-style, on Friday with Rhea Ripley.
10:41And they agreed to be all-in and that she could be trusted.
10:53It really is the dream team, isn't it, Joe Tess?
10:58Alexa Bliss.
11:01To see them all together.
11:04Those fabulous four.
11:07Who added a magnificent fit to complete the hit parade of the greatest female competitors on planet Earth.
11:19Find a weakness.
11:22Good luck with that.
11:23Look at Becky's face, the mere presence of AJ Lee.
11:27It sets her into a tailspin, just like an MSG, when Maxine Dupree took advantage of the opening and pounced to take the IC title from Becky.
11:38Oh, this is going to be great on Saturday.
11:43Really are two super groups.
11:46Every time it burns down to every picture of AJ, feelin' about it as I'm going to go to the table.
11:52Oh, Becky.
12:02Now the old AJ, she would've come down here and torn that pretty little face off.
12:08But luckily for you, therapy works.
12:12But all this bravado, all this tearing people down just to lift yourself up, I see what that is.
12:25It's insecurity.
12:27It's fear.
12:31See, I don't need to run my mouth to lift myself up.
12:38No, I know exactly who the hell I am.
12:41I don't need to bark, bark, bark like an angry little chihuahua.
12:51I don't bark, I bite.
12:56And you reminded me of that, Becky.
13:03You lit a fire in me.
13:07And these women by my side, they poured gasoline on it.
13:12And now you've made the mistake of locking yourself in a cage with me.
13:18Or I get to let the old AJ out and she can do whatever the hell she wants to do to you.
13:27And I know, I'm not the only one who cannot wait to knock you down from that high pedestal.
13:41And laugh as you fall all the way down.
13:47Isn't that right, Rhea?
13:52Oh, the attack, she just buried the fight into the face of Nia Jackson.
14:09And now, he's an all-off War Games brawl.
14:13Power of Lash.
14:14Legend knows no bounds whatsoever.
14:17Ten women throwing down.
14:19We're going to get some bragging rights of perhaps a mental edge ahead of that War Games showdown this Saturday at Survivor Series.
14:28This is incredible, everywhere you look, it is absolutely on.
14:34AJ and Becky in the corner.
14:37Meanwhile, right in the center of the ring, Alexa Bliss getting the best of it.
14:43Keep your eye on the Lash legend's smallest reputation, but perhaps the biggest danger of them all.
14:50A danger compounded by teaming with Nia Jax, and bodies are dropping.
14:56Charlotte Flair now, in the midst of it, with the size and power and strength of Lash legend and Nia Jax.
15:07Lash legend is something very special indeed.
15:10Oh, a little inexperience there, do not take the eye off Alexa Bliss, or AJ Lee for that matter.
15:18AJ and Alexa, trying to get the best of it, as Nia Jax frees herself, as does Lash legend.
15:26I'll take Lash off of me.
15:29Look at these powerhouses!
15:31I'll take that back!
15:33Charlotte Flair and Rhea bloody Ripley can do whatever they want!
15:39Charlotte said, you can trust me, I'm all in!
15:44And now, up top, EOSKAY!
15:49Now, huh?
15:51Becky!
15:52Becky!
15:53Becky Lynch looks like she's seen a ghost!
15:56Becky!
15:57Becky, you died of me!
15:58Becky!
15:59Becky!
16:00Becky!
16:01Becky!
16:02Becky!
16:03Becky!
16:04Becky!
16:05Becky!
16:06Becky!
16:07Becky!
16:08Becky!
16:09Becky!
16:10Becky!
16:11Becky!
16:12Becky!
16:13Becky!
16:14Becky!
16:15Becky!
16:16Becky!
16:16You got no wish!
16:18Oh, there they are.
16:20Oh, there they are, Rhea Ripley, Eoskye, Alexa, Charlotte and AJ in the ring looking down at the rivals for women's war games, Asuka and Kyrie, Nia Jax and the last legend as Becky Lynch retreated in quick order.
16:48Or whatever Asuka's team had up their sleeve for war games, they may need to go back to the drawing board, because drawing first blood is this powerhouse team led by Rhea Bloody Ripley.
17:02There's five women on the same page, despite at times a troubled history between some of the combatants on that team, clear favourites going into war games.
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