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Back Off, The Prince Is Mine
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00:00Don't be. They're going to love you. I'll be home soon.
00:04Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:06First full arms in the room? Check. Candles? Check.
00:08Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:11I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the Spring Gala.
00:15Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:16Who wouldn't love the future Princess of Westmarch?
00:20I still can't believe I get to marry a prince. Oh, my God.
00:24And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:26Oh, my goodness. The Princess Future Bride is going to love this.
00:31Be careful. This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:36I think they're here. Oh, my goodness. Okay.
00:40Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:43Stop with the bumps. You're messing up my makeup.
00:51Sorry.
00:52You're a royal chauffeur.
00:55Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:57I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position,
00:58but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:02And you're going to help me.
01:04Please don't ask me to help me.
01:05Sure. I can't afford to lose this job.
01:08I've got a family to support.
01:09I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:11And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:14Every last little detail.
01:16Ah!
01:16Ah!
01:23Miss Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:49Congratulations on your engagement.
01:51Thanks.
01:53Engagement?
01:54What the hell is she talking about?
01:56When will the prince be arriving?
01:58These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:02This can be fun.
02:03He'll be here in a few days.
02:05Maybe see the ring.
02:07You know, the engagement ring.
02:10Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:13Oh, okay.
02:15Um, your suitcases?
02:18Crap.
02:20The airline lost them.
02:23They'll be delivered later.
02:25Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:28It's Miss.
02:30Miss.
02:31This is it, Pamela.
02:44Hello?
02:45Yes.
02:46What?
02:47We don't want any.
02:49We don't want any.
02:50Oh, sorry.
02:51Hi.
02:52I'm Pamela Ross.
02:54I'm Pamela Ross.
02:55The princess fiance.
02:56I'm Pamela Ross.
02:57The princess fiance.
02:58Right, and I'm Queen Sarah.
02:59Get out of here before I call security.
03:00What?
03:01What?
03:02What is going on here?
03:03This freak claims to be you.
03:04Uh, she's a fraud.
03:05I'm the princess fiance.
03:06What?
03:07What?
03:08She's lying.
03:09It's a fake.
03:10Uh.
03:11Uh.
03:12Okay.
03:13If you're the princess fiance, then when's it?
03:14I'm the princess fiance.
03:15I'm the princess fiance.
03:16I'm the princess fiance.
03:17I'm the princess fiance.
03:18Right, and I'm Queen Sarah.
03:20Get out of here before I call security.
03:23What?
03:24Uh.
03:25What is going on here?
03:26This freak claims to be you.
03:28Uh, she's a fraud.
03:31I'm the princess fiance.
03:32What?
03:33She's lying.
03:35It's a fake.
03:37Uh.
03:38Okay.
03:39If you're the princess fiance, then when's his birthday?
03:43February 17th, 1999.
03:44Where'd you go to school?
03:45USC.
03:46BA in Business Administration.
03:49Okay.
03:50Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:53Mint.
03:54Chocolate.
03:55Chip.
03:56How do you know all of that?
03:58Who are you?
03:59I'm Pamela Ross.
04:01Fiance of Prince Matthew of Westmarch.
04:04Soon to be princess and future queen.
04:07Of Westmarch.
04:14Okay.
04:15If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:24Of course I'll be attending.
04:27They are auctioning off a hearts and roses gown.
04:30I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:34But wait a second.
04:35Hang on.
04:36Hang on.
04:37Hang on.
04:38Hang on.
04:39Hang on.
04:40Hang on.
04:41Hang on.
04:42Hang on.
04:43Hang on.
04:44Hang on.
04:45Hang on.
04:46Hang on.
04:47Hang on.
04:48Hang on.
04:49Hang on.
04:50Hang on.
04:51Hang on.
04:52Hang on.
04:53Hang on.
04:54Hang on.
04:55Hang on.
04:56Hang on.
04:57Hang on.
04:58Hang on.
04:59Hang on.
05:00Hang on.
05:01Hang on.
05:02Hang on.
05:03Hang on.
05:04Hang on.
05:05You shameless bitch!
05:19That'll teach you.
05:21Broad freak?
05:23Loser.
05:35What is going on here?
05:38Who are you?
05:39I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:41I'm here for the spring gala.
05:43He was abdicated from the floor a few years back after that incident.
05:45Shh! I know this. Of course I know this.
05:48You're my assistant.
05:50This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancé.
05:53I am his fiancé.
05:55No, I'm his fiancé.
05:58And I want this imposter gone.
06:01I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:03Oh, shut up.
06:04Excuse me?
06:05I am the future princess, future queen of Westmarch.
06:09And I want her out!
06:12Now!
06:13Shut up, you hag!
06:15You have the manners of a pig!
06:22Bitch fight.
06:25You know what?
06:26You bitch!
06:37I am going to get you!
06:41You want us to clean yourself up?
06:43Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
06:45Daniel!
06:46Let's try this again. Welcome to Westmarch.
06:54Oh my goodness, they're beautiful.
06:55Oh my goodness, they're beautiful.
07:09I picked them myself.
07:10Wow.
07:12Your brother didn't tell me how charming you are.
07:15Me and my brother aren't on the best of terms.
07:17Oh.
07:18Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
07:20Anyhow, I came by to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:24You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:27Are you sure you want to do that, now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:31I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:35And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:39So, shall we?
07:41Let's.
07:42Okay.
08:01She's a nobody, and we've never even met.
08:16Mother, she's a very talented designer.
08:19She just graduated from the Fashion Institute,
08:21and designing your dress would really put her on the map.
08:23When does she get here?
08:25She's already here.
08:26Then why haven't I met her?
08:28Because you're sick, mother.
08:29Daniel, quiet.
08:30I am speaking to your better brother.
08:34My darling boy.
08:36You're going to love Pamela.
08:38I promise.
08:39Okay.
08:40I love.
08:41I love you, mother.
08:42I love you more.
08:50Daniel, sort out this dress disaster.
08:52I really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags.
08:55Yes, mother.
08:58And don't mess it up this time.
09:01And don't let her know.
09:08You won't want to be wearing some bimbo hats.
09:10I love you.
09:12voodoo.
09:12I don't know.
09:34She's pretending that she's me.
09:36She says that she's your fiancé,
09:39and she knows all these personal details about you.
09:41It's creepy.
09:41What about my brother?
09:43He's been great.
09:44I think he might be the only person who actually believes me.
09:47Should I call my mother?
09:48No.
09:49No, no, no.
09:50She already doesn't feel well.
09:52The last thing I want to do is cause problems for her.
09:54I really want her to like me.
09:56She will.
09:57She'll adore you just as I do.
09:59I hope so.
10:00I'll be back in a few days.
10:01Once I'm back, I'll set her straight.
10:03Hon, I appreciate that,
10:05but I want to earn her respect and love myself.
10:08Spoken like the true princess of Westmarch.
10:10Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
10:13Well, can you blame me?
10:14I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
10:17I love you so much.
10:18I'm the luckiest girl alive.
10:20And I'm the luckiest guy.
10:22Okay, I should run.
10:23I love you.
10:23I love you more.
10:29What are you doing here?
10:36What are you doing here?
10:37I'm here for the fundraiser.
10:39What are you doing here?
10:40I'm attending the fundraiser.
10:42That Hearts and Roses gown is mine.
10:45You don't have an invitation.
10:48Then what's this?
10:49Yeah, what's that?
10:51What's that?
10:52Stop that.
10:53Stop it right now.
10:54Stop it.
10:56How did you get that?
10:57I need you to get me an invitation to Alana Hoppington's fundraiser tomorrow.
11:02That's impossible.
11:03I don't care.
11:05Do it.
11:05Ugh.
11:06It was hand-delivered to me.
11:21Addressed to the Princess of Westmarch.
11:24You're lying.
11:25Where is your invitation, fraud?
11:29Right here.
11:32Give that back.
11:35Give it back.
11:36You all are acting like white trash.
11:51My lady.
11:53That invitation is forged.
11:55Well, it looks quite real to me.
11:59Ah!
12:00Shout out to company to the ballroom.
12:10It's right this way.
12:11Then I have some personal matters to attend to.
12:13Okay.
12:13Great.
12:27Great.
12:32Does anyone smell something rotten?
12:36I do.
12:36Ew.
12:37Let's just get through this, shall we, ladies?
12:45Security.
12:46There's a hooker here who crashed the event so she can pick up men.
12:51Actually, there's an imposter here pretending that she's me.
12:54You can't even afford a Hearts and Roses gown.
12:57We'll see about that.
12:58Leave now before I drag you out by your hair.
13:01I dare you.
13:02I dare you.
13:03Security.
13:04There is an imposter here.
13:06Security.
13:07What is going on here?
13:08Great.
13:09It's him.
13:11The old abdicated brother.
13:14The shame of the family.
13:16And she's his hooker.
13:20Enough.
13:23Enough.
13:24The auction is about to begin.
13:26Please.
13:28Ignore them.
13:30Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending my event.
13:35Thus far, we've raised over one million dollars for Hope for Children, our Queen's beloved charity.
13:46We're sorry, Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here.
13:50But onward, the highlight of the evening, it's time to auction this authentic Hearts and Roses gown.
14:01Valued at two million dollars and donated by the mysterious designer who remains completely anonymous.
14:11Nobody knows the true identity of Hearts and Roses.
14:13Shh.
14:14Now, do we have an opening bid of $100,000?
14:19$100,000.
14:21We have $100,000.
14:24Now, do I hear $500,000?
14:26$1 million.
14:28We have $1 million.
14:31Now, do I hear $2 million?
14:34$2 million.
14:36$10.
14:37$10 million.
14:41$10 million.
14:43We have $10 million for Hearts and Roses gown.
14:51Going once, going twice, sold to Prince Daniel.
14:57It's a gift for you, my lovely friend.
15:03Oh, that's too much.
15:05Oh, really?
15:06Considering what you've had to deal with tonight, it's nothing.
15:10My dear, would you do us the honor of modeling this dress?
15:13Yes, I'd love to.
15:15Well, thank you.
15:17Security!
15:18This woman is a fraud.
15:21As the fiancée of Prince Matthew, I think she needs to be thrown out immediately.
15:27Security!
15:29Guards!
15:30But, but I'm the prince's fiancée.
15:34Wait, wait.
15:35Let go of me!
15:36Leave her alone.
15:43As second in line to the crown, you are fired.
15:46Leave now.
15:46Please excuse that.
15:52May I accompany you to your dressing room?
15:54Yes.
16:01You have to admit, he's pretty sexy.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Shut up!
16:13Exquisite.
16:14Beautiful.
16:15She looks just like a princess.
16:17Yeah.
16:21Wait.
16:22I suppose that now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that I am hearts and roses.
16:31I designed that dress.
16:35She's hearts and roses?
16:36Her identity is finally revealed.
16:40How thrilling.
16:41That's impossible.
16:44It is possible because I designed that dress.
16:47No.
16:48No, it's not possible.
16:49Because I designed this dress.
16:51I'm hearts and roses.
16:53I'm hearts and roses.
16:59I'm hearts and roses.
17:02Sorry.
17:03Now I've heard everything.
17:06The fraud freak is a pathological liar.
17:10I'm not lying and I can prove it.
17:13We all know that hearts and roses sews a hidden gem into each dress.
17:18Right?
17:18Tell us something we don't already know.
17:21Well, I sewed a red ruby into this bodice.
17:24I can go to the bathroom and take it off.
17:26Pick out the seam just to prove it all to you.
17:28Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:32Let her prove it.
17:34I'll take care of that.
17:44What the fuck, you freak?
17:46Why would you do that?
17:48Now the ruby is missing.
17:50How is she supposed to prove it now?
17:51Now what?
17:53I am Pamela Ross.
17:55I am hearts and roses.
17:57And I will not stand for these games anymore.
18:01You've gone too far.
18:03Stop.
18:06Stop.
18:10Stop.
18:15What's the meaning of this?
18:17Your Highness, this woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancee and now she claims to be hearts and roses.
18:22Your Highness, I am the real Pamela Ross.
18:28I am Matthew's fiancee and I am so honored to meet you.
18:33You may stand, my dear.
18:41You, you fraud.
18:44How dare you?
18:45Look at you exposing your breasts at such a reverent event.
18:50Daniel, your taste in women hasn't improved.
18:54Another hussy.
18:55This woman is a liar.
18:58Fool out, both of you.
19:00Madam, I don't know who she is, but she's pulled the wool over your eyes just like everyone else.
19:07How dare you?
19:08What the hell is going on here?
19:28What the hell is going on here?
19:35What they do to you, baby?
19:36Mother, what is the meaning of this?
19:44She claims to be your fiancee.
19:47She is my fiancee.
19:49So you think you can just waltz in here and marry into this family?
19:54Look at you.
19:56You're a whore trying to manipulate my son.
20:00You think you're the true hearts and roses?
20:03You're a fake.
20:04She's a fraud.
20:06And she's a whore.
20:08She is hearts and roses.
20:10What are you saying?
20:14I had you investigated.
20:16And I know you're not Pamela Ross.
20:19You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:23You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:26You've been arrested twice for shoplifting, and your brother works here at the palace.
20:29And you're a flaccid loser who's never going to live up to his younger brother's greatness.
20:33What's your point?
20:35Listen, I think you want my brother, and I want Pamela.
20:39You burn his balls.
20:41He should be with me.
20:43Who cares?
20:44I just want to fuck with Mama's boy in there.
20:46And I just want to fuck Mama's boy.
20:47Well, then maybe, maybe we could help each other out.
20:52What do you have in mind?
20:53Well.
20:54Well, hearts and roses is my favorite designer.
21:02I was thinking of asking them to design a dress for the Royal Charity Gala.
21:08Maybe.
21:09Stop.
21:10I have had both of these women investigated, and according to my information, this woman,
21:14Misha, is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:17Misha is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:25Daniel, you know that's not true.
21:27I'm sorry, Pamela.
21:29I'm so sorry.
21:31I pretended to be Pamela to get close to you, and I wanted to design a dress for you for the gala,
21:38but now my surprise is ruined.
21:42Clever girl.
21:43Well, my staff have been watching you, Misha, and they've told me some very good things,
21:50that you are a self-made woman.
21:52You are full of confidence and strength.
21:57You're the kind of woman who could rule the design world.
22:00The kind of woman who might be a good queen one day.
22:05This one can't even possibly be a princess, let alone being anything else.
22:12Mother, enough.
22:16Clearly, Misha is the true hearts and roses, and much more suitable for the Prince of Westmarch.
22:26Matthew, I want you to marry her.
22:33I want you to marry her.
22:34I will not.
22:38Pamela is my fiancée, and the love of my life.
22:41But...
22:42I wouldn't be caught dead with a skank like you.
22:47A contest.
22:49Both women shall design a dress, and then we will see who the true hearts and roses is.
22:55And the winner of the contest shall design the dress for the gala for the queen.
23:00My fuck-up son has had a good idea for once.
23:05A contest it is.
23:07And may the best woman win next Saturday night.
23:13You're just going to make a fool of yourself.
23:16Shame on you.
23:17Look, I'm sorry tonight was so hard.
23:23I'll laugh.
23:25How about I try and make you feel a little bit better?
23:29What did you have in mind?
23:33How about I show you just how much I love you?
23:38Please do.
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28:47I really don't think I can go through with this.
28:50You'll go through with it or I'll expose you for breaking into the Queen's office.
28:53Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
29:00Oh my God. Do it, Ralph.
29:02Or else.
29:03I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:13I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:17They're making me do this.
29:19You see, I have a wife and two daughters and the little one isn't well and the medical bills are killing me.
29:27My wife has to stay at home and I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:34I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:37I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:43I'm so sorry about this.
29:57Oh, God, I can't do it.
30:13No, I don't.
30:22Ouch!
30:25How can you do this?
30:26What am I supposed to do?
30:28You'll figure something out.
30:29You always do.
30:30Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:34I will figure it out.
30:38I need to take that bitch down if it's the last thing I do.
30:42Get in the way.
30:50I still can't believe how much I must have drinking last night.
30:53My head hurts so much.
30:54Gotta hydrate, girl.
30:55There you go.
30:56I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
31:03Was I obnoxious?
31:04Oh, I think you were absolutely darling.
31:07All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:10Oh, no worries.
31:11I put you there.
31:12I tucked you in.
31:13Um, Pamela, there's something I need to tell you, and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:24What is it?
31:25My God, you're beautiful.
31:27Daniel.
31:27Oh, really, I think you're magic.
31:30Daniel, I don't think...
31:31Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:33Daniel, I think you're lovely, but I, um, your brother...
31:49Um, I'm sorry.
31:54I think I'm going to be sick.
31:56Excuse me.
31:57Yeah.
32:02Fuck!
32:02Hello.
32:16Pamela?
32:16What's wrong?
32:27Nothing.
32:36Um, I, um, I just went for a jog.
32:42So I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:45You're a dynamo.
32:49Something's wrong.
32:50I can hear it.
32:51Tell me.
32:52I, uh, I just miss you.
32:54I miss you, too.
32:56I'll be home soon.
32:57I know.
32:58I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:01Um, I'm okay, though.
33:04I promise.
33:05Okay.
33:06I can't wait to be with you again.
33:08I love you.
33:10I love you, too.
33:11Bye.
33:11Bye.
33:22Well, if it isn't the fake hearts and roses.
33:44Where's your address, Misha?
33:46I don't see you working on anything.
33:48All I see is you wandering around pretending like you're somebody else.
33:51My address is coming along fine.
33:54Also, it's fabulous.
33:57I'm going to reveal it at the contest and blow everyone's minds.
34:02I'm sure.
34:03And then the prince is going to see what a liar you are and dump your sorry ass.
34:10Misha?
34:12That's never going to happen.
34:14He loves me with all of his heart.
34:16And he thinks that you're a lying weirdo.
34:20Your sociopath is manipulating him with the skills you learn as a prostitute.
34:29Back off, Misha.
34:31The prince is mine.
34:33No, you back off!
34:34The prince is mine!
34:37Get out of here.
34:38Oh, your highness!
34:57What beautiful roses!
35:00Thank you, yes.
35:02Except they're getting really dirty.
35:04I'm wondering, you being the seamstress that you are, maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
35:16Yes?
35:21Hello?
35:23Um, sure.
35:27I'd be happy to.
35:29Perfect.
35:29Ahem.
35:47Yes?
35:48I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:52Well, my behavior in general, actually.
35:57Right.
35:57I'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones.
36:02Maybe even be friends.
36:05My gosh.
36:06That would actually be really amazing.
36:09Awesome.
36:11Now, I have a favor to ask.
36:13Ask friends.
36:15What is it?
36:18I'm wondering.
36:19The queen asked me to make her a gardening apron, and I'm just hoping that, maybe, in the spirit of our new friendship, you would make it for me, since you're so talented.
36:35Well, what's the magic word, Misha?
36:41Please?
36:42Please what?
36:44Pretty please.
36:45Pretty please what?
36:47Pretty please with sugar on top.
36:50Let me think about it.
36:51Okay?
36:51Okay.
36:57Over my dead body.
37:00Now get out.
37:02You'll be sorry.
37:02Bitch.
37:14Your Highness.
37:16I heard that you needed a new gardening apron, so I made this for you.
37:23I didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron.
37:26I asked my darling Misha.
37:30You don't think you're going to win me over, do you?
37:34By kissing my rump, you've got another thing coming.
37:38Now scat!
37:39Oh!
37:40Your Highness!
37:42What a beautiful gardening apron.
37:43Oh!
37:43Your Highness!
37:44What a beautiful gardening apron.
37:48Oh!
37:48Where did you get it?
37:49That floozy Pamela made it.
37:54She then?
37:55Trying to win me over, I suppose.
38:10I suppose.
38:11I suppose.
38:13But, for a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
38:20We need to kick things up a notch.
38:35My plan isn't working.
38:36I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:38Well, she is his fiancée.
38:42Can we not start this again?
38:43I want her gone.
38:47What do you mean, gone?
38:48Dead.
38:50As in D-E-A-D, dead.
38:52You're talking murder?
38:54That's crazy.
38:55Don't say it.
38:56I want her gone, and you're going to help me do it.
38:59I will not.
39:00Besides, I got a weak stomach.
39:02You personally idiot.
39:05I want you to hire someone to do it.
39:06Someone good.
39:08I won't.
39:09You will.
39:10Or I'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess.
39:13You wouldn't.
39:14I will.
39:15You are evil.
39:18And I'm the future princess of Westmarch.
39:28Welcome back.
39:36Can I ask you something?
39:37Yeah, what's up?
39:39What the fuck happened between you and Pamela the other night?
39:42Nothing.
39:43Nothing happened.
39:43Why?
39:44She said she drank a little too much and ended up in a strange room.
39:49What's that got to do with me?
39:51She said you put her there.
39:52I did not look.
39:57Listen, I know you.
39:59I know your past, and I know just how low you're willing to sink.
40:04What are you trying to say?
40:06Little brother.
40:07Stay away from her.
40:18Stay away from her.
40:24Or what?
40:26You don't want to know.
40:27You don't want to know.
40:31What's your problem?
40:32Is your ego hurting?
40:34Are you afraid that your fuck-up little brother's going to steal your girlfriend?
40:38Take your best shot.
40:39Pussy.
40:43Give it your best shot.
40:44Pussy.
40:45You don't want to know.
40:52Ah!
40:53Ah!
40:54Ah!
40:55Ah!
40:55Ah!
40:56Ah!
40:56Ah!
40:57Ah!
40:58Oh, my God.
41:28You stay away from Pamela.
41:58Probably hormones or something.
42:01This isn't hormonal.
42:03This is unabashed jealousy.
42:05He's always been jealous of me.
42:06He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:09I think he drugged her.
42:11Oh, no.
42:13I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:17Mother.
42:19The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:23I am Hearts and Roses.
42:25Liar!
42:26Stop!
42:27Just stop!
42:28I am Pamela Ross.
42:32I am Hearts and Roses.
42:33I am the love of Matthew's life.
42:35And I am his fiancée.
42:37And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:42I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:45I will not!
42:48Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:50And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:55And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
43:25I am sorry.
43:26Oh, my God.
43:56Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children Gala.
44:02We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:05I think the Queen will love it. Absolutely love it.
44:08And by that point, everyone will know that I'm their real hearts and roses.
44:12And that prissy little faker will be long gone.
44:15I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:17You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:20Totally.
44:25What are you doing here?
44:26I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:29What are you doing here?
44:31We're checking out the space.
44:33The Queen sent us.
44:34Well, the Prince sent me.
44:36Oh, my God, girls, you have to look at this.
44:39Nude photos of Pamela Ross?
44:42What?
44:43Oh, Pam.
44:44Different.
44:45It's a TLC.
44:46Where did they come?
44:47I don't know, but they're not cute.
44:49No.
44:50Oh, my God.
44:51Look at the lingerie.
44:52Where did these come from?
44:53So much for Princess of West, March.
44:58Slut.
44:58Poor.
44:59Tramp.
45:00Don't open me!
45:16Hello?
45:16Help!
45:17Help me!
45:20Hey!
45:21Oh, my hero.
45:26Are you okay?
45:27Did they hurt you, my love?
45:28I'm fine.
45:29Did they hurt you?
45:30No.
45:30No.
45:30I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:33Daniel, you okay?
45:35I'm fine.
45:42Who put you up to this?
45:44It wasn't me.
45:45Who put you up to this?
45:46He paid me.
45:47Who put you up to this?
45:48Please stop, man.
45:49It was Ralph.
45:50I don't believe you.
45:51It was him.
45:52I swear.
45:55Get this piece of shit out of here.
46:02Here we go.
46:03I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:11I couldn't go through with it.
46:12I swear.
46:13It wasn't my idea.
46:14I swear.
46:14I swear.
46:14I swear.
46:33I told you, I know nothing about it.
46:35It's disgusting.
46:37What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:39Then how do you explain it?
46:41Daniel, Matthew has a point.
46:43You're the black sheep of the family, and you invite suspicion.
46:47It had to be Ralph.
46:48He tried to have her killed.
46:49He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:51But what about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:54Mm-hmm.
46:55I think Daniel has a point.
46:59Ralph probably released the photos, too.
47:01Well, so, Dan, you may have a point for once.
47:05I'm sorry I doubted you.
47:07No problem.
47:09It's been shocking for us all.
47:10Stupid fucking machine.
47:30The shit's broken.
47:31I can glue it.
47:32It's...
47:32Oh, it's so ugly.
47:42Fuck.
47:49Ugh.
47:50What do you want?
47:51You need to get me out of here.
47:52I don't have time for this.
47:54Besides, you're the one stupid enough to get arrested.
47:56Yeah, but I did it for you.
47:57Fine.
47:58If you keep your mouth shut, I'll post your bail.
48:00No, I've got to go.
48:01I've got a fucking dress to make.
48:02This place is disgusting.
48:14I feel like I need a shower.
48:16Thanks for bailing me out.
48:18Now that I have, I need you to get me a dress.
48:21What do you mean?
48:24The Hearts and Roses dress competition is this weekend,
48:27and I need a fabulous dress so that I can beat that bitch.
48:30What's that supposed to do with me?
48:32Ugh.
48:33You're going to get me a counterfeit dress that I can pass off as my own design.
48:37How am I supposed to do that?
48:39I have no idea.
48:40But you better do a better job on this than you did that lame-ass head job you didn't pull off.
48:44I can't do it.
48:45I can't do it.
48:47If you don't, I won't pay your attorney fees.
48:52Life in prison, buddy.
48:54Think about your wife and kiddos.
48:57You're shameless, Misha.
48:59This better be the winning dress or else.
49:16It's a winner.
49:16Now, leave me alone.
49:24Fucking woman.
49:26Christ.
49:26Can't believe he sunk so low.
49:38But that dress, that's rather fabulous.
49:46You're clearly the winner.
49:55Definitely the best dress.
49:57Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming along this evening to my little contest to discover the true hearts and roses.
50:08The winner is going to design a dress for me for the Hope for Children Gala, a true honor.
50:20Everyone has ballots, and you will need to indicate whether you like this pink dress or the blue dress.
50:32The ballots will then be counted, and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:36In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:40The moment of truth.
50:41Fuck you.
50:42If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:49Ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
50:53The votes have been tallied, and the results are in.
50:57Please may I have the envelope?
51:01The true hearts and roses.
51:04Who will design my dress for the Hope for Children Charity Gala is...
51:11Pamela Ross.
51:22Oh, my God.
51:27We've been wrong this entire time.
51:29We have fucked crap.
51:32My darling, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:37Can you ever forgive me?
51:39Of course I forgive you.
51:40You're my beloved's mother.
51:42Well, soon, and sooner rather than later, I hope, I'll also be your mother.
51:47Of course.
51:48Oh.
52:06Stop!
52:08The contest was fixed.
52:12The contest was fixed.
52:15What?
52:20Those two women, the Queen's secretary and the secretary's assistant,
52:26stuffed the ballot box.
52:29I saw them.
52:30They were throwing out the real votes and shoving it full.
52:34A vote for Pamela.
52:36What the hell are you talking about?
52:37That's insane.
52:38You'd never do anything like that.
52:40Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.
52:43Stop.
52:44That's my dress.
52:46That is my dress.
52:49Thank God I got here in time.
52:50It's a Pierre Tosche original.
52:53Sorry, Misha.
52:59Sorry, Misha.
53:02That's impossible because I designed the dress.
53:06Lies.
53:07I designed it and I can prove it.
53:10In every dress, there is a label made with golden thread sewn into the scene.
53:17Allow me.
53:19She's sorry.
53:24It's there.
53:25She's a thief.
53:27That dress was taken from my studio two days ago.
53:30Security.
53:31Call the police.
53:32No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
53:34Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
53:37It was my brother Ralph.
53:40Ralph is your brother?
53:42Yes.
53:42And he tried to have Pamela killed.
53:46Not true.
53:48Misha did it all.
53:51Misha did it all.
53:53She blackmailed me to kill Pamela.
53:56And she made me steal the dress.
53:58She drugged her and wanted me to have sex of her and take photos of her.
54:03What?
54:04What?
54:04I couldn't go through that.
54:07Misha did it all.
54:09I believe him.
54:11So do I.
54:13Take her away.
54:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
54:19It was Daniel.
54:21Daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with Pamela.
54:26He's got all of these pictures and these videos of her.
54:30And, and he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother.
54:40He deserves it.
54:41He deserves all of it.
54:42He's always the first.
54:43He gets everything he wants.
54:45I'm the firstborn.
54:46It's my turn.
54:47My turn.
54:48Take them both away.
54:50Call the police.
54:51Get away from me.
54:52Get your hands off me.
54:53Get your hands off me.
54:54Mommy.
54:55Mother.
54:56Mother.
54:56Mommy.
54:58Mommy.
54:59Mommy.
55:01I hate you.
55:02I'll keep you.
55:04Oh, my God.
55:05Oh, my God.
55:06Oh, my God.
55:07You're so, so, so, so, so, so sorry.
55:08Mama, you're so sorry.
55:10You're so sorry.
55:10She got us full.
55:11Stop.
55:13I forgive you.
55:14Really?
55:15Oh, my God.
55:16Thank you so much.
55:17Stand up.
55:19She may forgive you, but I don't.
55:22You're fired.
55:24What?
55:25No.
55:25Get your hands off of me.
55:26No.
55:27Ow.
55:27No.
55:27Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the true hearts and roses, the future
55:39princess, and the future queen of Westmarch.
55:44The future princess and the future queen of Westmarch, Miss Pamela Ross.
55:55And the future queen of Westmarch, Miss Pamela Ross.
56:07Fuck!
56:07Fuck!
56:07Fuck!
56:08Fuck!
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