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Full Episode Of After I Died He Went Mad
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00:00:00Hi, the Drew's kids here, bring it in.
00:00:08Hey, buddy.
00:00:10I know it's not much.
00:00:12It's kind of hard to get toys in here.
00:00:14Happy birthday, son.
00:00:16Over.
00:00:18An F-A-18 support?
00:00:21This can go Mach 1.8 and go into eight missiles.
00:00:25Thank you, Dad. I love it.
00:00:26You really are my son.
00:00:30Okay, time's up. Let's go.
00:00:33I love you, Ty.
00:00:36I'm going to be a fire pilot just like you, Dad.
00:00:39I'm going to be the best in the world.
00:00:58What the hell is going on here?
00:01:00Then, Cole, I told you stop touching my old Navy equipment.
00:01:05Look at you out of breath.
00:01:08You're an oxygen tank.
00:01:10It's not happening, Cole.
00:01:11No chance.
00:01:13You're never going to be a fire pilot.
00:01:15Ever since you got back in prison, you just made me feel like shit.
00:01:18Because that's what you are, Cole.
00:01:22Shit.
00:01:22If your mother was still alive, she'd be ashamed of you.
00:01:26You're never going to be a fire pilot.
00:01:34Because you're just not good enough.
00:01:36Seven years you've been in the Navy and you're nothing but a fucking janitor.
00:01:50Time was never like this before prison.
00:01:58Mr. Summers, you don't have to be so hard on him.
00:02:02He can't help it.
00:02:03He's weak.
00:02:04You think I'm holding him back because he's not good enough?
00:02:10Cole's the best fire pilot I've ever seen.
00:02:13What?
00:02:13He didn't even realize that oxygen tank sent me.
00:02:22That's impossible.
00:02:24What does that mean that...
00:02:25He did that entire workout while suffocating himself.
00:02:30And there isn't another pilot walking this Earth who can do that.
00:02:35What?
00:02:36Why are you lying to him?
00:02:38Because I have powerful enemies who will kill him if he ever becomes a pilot.
00:02:43And if he hates me, then he hates me.
00:02:46I need to make sure no one knows how good he really is.
00:02:51Not even Cole himself.
00:02:55Summers!
00:02:56Team 4-1, Mothnagget!
00:02:58You're late again!
00:03:00Sorry, sir!
00:03:01We're at home training, sir!
00:03:02Training!
00:03:03There's no way in hell you'll ever be a pilot.
00:03:06You're the child of a drunk fucking trainer!
00:03:11Look at you.
00:03:12You've been in the Navy for seven years.
00:03:15And you're still a janitor.
00:03:28Now clean this mess up!
00:03:33Mothnagget!
00:03:34Mothnagget!
00:03:35Yes, sir.
00:03:46Test mission failed.
00:03:47Powering down.
00:03:48The Navy's long-range missile facility will be up and running in three days.
00:03:59If we don't find a pilot that can destroy it by then, they are going to bomb America back into the Stone Age.
00:04:06I don't know what else to do, sir.
00:04:08The top secret flight simulators have been sent to every base.
00:04:12The situation is bad.
00:04:14They were running out of time.
00:04:16And every top pilot was a tenth of them.
00:04:18It's failed miserably.
00:04:19Maybe I'll never be a pilot.
00:04:21Maybe I'll never be a pilot.
00:04:27But this is a chance to see what I can become.
00:04:30Simulation starting.
00:04:46Simulation starting.
00:04:47Not another unscheduled who's in there.
00:04:49Contact that CEO.
00:04:50You shut this down right now.
00:04:52This is a top secret mission.
00:04:54No, wait, look.
00:04:57What?
00:04:58He's...
00:04:58He's approaching a third turn at Mothnagget.
00:05:06One.
00:05:08Four seconds to go.
00:05:10Approaching Death Bend.
00:05:14Two seconds.
00:05:20Shit, what happened?
00:05:29It was a level on a mission, and I can barely do it.
00:05:32And that's right.
00:05:33I'm not good enough.
00:05:35I'll never get to fly for real.
00:05:37Bring it back up.
00:05:38No.
00:05:41He did it.
00:05:42We've got a pilot who can fly the mission and hit the target.
00:05:45Who is it?
00:05:47Database says Cole Summers.
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:49He's an unexceptional enlisted janitor.
00:05:53No way.
00:05:54I don't believe a janitor can fly that mission.
00:05:57That base is holding top gun trials this week.
00:06:00Get him in the trials.
00:06:01Find out how he cheated.
00:06:04I'm not putting the fate of the world in the hands of a janitor.
00:06:08Down.
00:06:10Two.
00:06:11Lower.
00:06:12Down.
00:06:13Three.
00:06:14Down.
00:06:16You've got to be kidding me.
00:06:17They must have mixed up the pilots with a piece of shit janitors.
00:06:21How are you doing, David, boy?
00:06:24Here to mop up our pissing shit.
00:06:30I'm here to get in the top gun.
00:06:32Clean up my skin, my boy.
00:06:34Look at him.
00:06:34He's going to cry.
00:06:35Summers.
00:06:36As in the son of Rick Summers.
00:06:38The one that's in jail for treason.
00:06:40I don't know who you have to get handjobs to get in here.
00:06:44Your technique must be amazing.
00:06:47You learned that from your convict, daddy?
00:06:49Attention!
00:06:50I'm on deck!
00:06:51You're here to test my strike-fight attack this program, a.k.a.
00:07:00Top Gun.
00:07:03And I'm Admiral Yager.
00:07:05Time to show my dad who I am.
00:07:08Joining us on this trial is the head of Senate Naval Council, Tony DuBois.
00:07:11I had to come when I found out the son of a traitor somehow got in this trial.
00:07:18You are the best pilots of the Navy.
00:07:21All but one.
00:07:22Before we fly, we need to test your strength, mental toughness, and the dedication.
00:07:28These tests are designed to break the week.
00:07:31Any questions?
00:07:32I have a question.
00:07:33Why are you trying to kill my son?
00:07:44He's not even a pilot!
00:07:45How many possibly had no top gun?
00:07:47Dad!
00:07:48Aww!
00:07:49Who's the traitor daddy came to protect him?
00:07:51What are you doing here?
00:07:53This is a secret Navy trial.
00:07:56What a soup kitchen?
00:07:58Please.
00:07:59I've saved the lives of half the soldiers on this base.
00:08:03All right.
00:08:06Security.
00:08:07Oi, buddy.
00:08:09Let Rick watch his son make a fool of himself.
00:08:15A janitor?
00:08:16With the blood of a traitor?
00:08:19A top gun?
00:08:20Ha!
00:08:21America is done!
00:08:27You better owe Cole shit his pants, because if he flies,
00:08:33I will personally kill him.
00:08:37Unless my son does it first.
00:08:40Oi!
00:08:41Please welcome Gunner, the giant Dubois.
00:08:46Best pilot in the Navy.
00:08:47Me and my son.
00:08:51Is that the stench of dirty shit water?
00:08:55Or is it treason?
00:08:58I'm gonna break you into a cripple, just like your traitor old man.
00:09:02Oh, go ahead.
00:09:06Hit me, bitch.
00:09:08You can join drunk daddy dearest in prison.
00:09:10Control yourself.
00:09:14First trial.
00:09:16The opposing people since you make it feel like you're being ripped apart.
00:09:20Simulate that.
00:09:23The helitrial.
00:09:24Here's how it goes.
00:09:25The helicopter will lift up and you're gonna try to hold down yourself as long as you can.
00:09:29First up, Captain Paul Davis.
00:09:33Call side.
00:09:34Booker.
00:09:35Begin.
00:09:45Booker.
00:09:465.3 seconds.
00:09:48Full done.
00:09:49Next.
00:09:524.7 seconds.
00:09:544.5 seconds.
00:09:56Next up, we have Lieutenant Mina Rylane.
00:09:59Call side.
00:10:01Night phone.
00:10:01Good luck.
00:10:04You don't think she's gonna wet you, Ma.
00:10:066.1 seconds.
00:10:30Night phone.
00:10:31Takes the lead.
00:10:33Next up, the judge.
00:10:34The judge.
00:10:36Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new leader.
00:10:56Gunner the Giant Dubois.
00:10:58For 10.1 seconds.
00:11:00And finally, we have Cole Summers.
00:11:04Call side.
00:11:04Mark, look.
00:11:08Admiral.
00:11:09I'm requesting a moment with my son.
00:11:11Will you at least drink this?
00:11:14Look, you're about to pass out.
00:11:16I'm fine.
00:11:17Son.
00:11:19Don't do this.
00:11:21Just quit.
00:11:21Why would I do that?
00:11:23Because all you're gonna do is make a complete ass out of yourself.
00:11:27You are not good enough.
00:11:28You have no idea what I'm capable of.
00:11:38You happy?
00:11:40Cole, don't do this.
00:11:42Cole, think about it.
00:11:44I can't mess this up.
00:11:46I might not get a chance like this again.
00:11:48But why do I feel so weak?
00:11:55Dad!
00:12:094.3 seconds, my bucket.
00:12:13That means you're in the last place.
00:12:17I choked him with enough tranquilizers to put a horse to sleep.
00:12:23But you see how long as long as the others.
00:12:27Sorry, Cole.
00:12:29I'm doing this to save your life.
00:12:31My son.
00:12:34It's unbelievable.
00:12:37See?
00:12:38I knew he couldn't do it.
00:12:40Pretty much what I expected from a janitor.
00:12:46How's the matter, sweet pea?
00:12:48You look a little woozy.
00:12:50Just drop out of luck, maggot.
00:12:58What?
00:12:59I don't know if I can trust.
00:13:00Boss of fuckers.
00:13:04I don't want to shake it.
00:13:06For a mystery truck?
00:13:07You need an adrenaline shot.
00:13:09That could kill you.
00:13:11We have to go to ER.
00:13:13More today.
00:13:15Second trial.
00:13:16Who's ready for a swim?
00:13:18Cole, don't do it.
00:13:19You'll drown.
00:13:20Then I'll drown.
00:13:22Hey, who did he try?
00:13:24This is a test of your special awareness,
00:13:26pressure under fire,
00:13:28and your determination.
00:13:29Your mission.
00:13:30Is to free yourself before you drown as you can see you're tied behind your back with some nice thick rope and your right hand is a remote
00:13:39Press it, and we will rescue you, but you will be disqualified
00:13:44Okay, Summers, of course. He's not okay. He had 10 tranquilizers 20 minutes ago
00:13:51Never been better, sir. Then
00:13:54begin
00:14:00You're done. First place.
00:14:20Come on. Come on, Cole. Just quit.
00:14:24What?
00:14:34Nightfall, second place
00:14:42Okay, you can see. Bring him up
00:14:46You can see. Bring him up
00:14:48Press the button and quit!
00:14:52I'd rather die than quit
00:15:00That's enough! Save him!
00:15:02No, no, no. Don't touch him!
00:15:04Until he presses the button, he's gonna drown.
00:15:06That's what happens when you try to play with the big boys
00:15:10Try to play with the big boys
00:15:12Someone help him!
00:15:22Fuck!
00:15:24My book. Third place.
00:15:26Still on the run
00:15:28He passed out like his drunk daddy
00:15:30Son!
00:15:32Well, Cole may not have the skills, but he sure has got the grit
00:15:38Grit is not gonna save the world
00:15:42What the hell were you thinking?!
00:15:44You could have died!
00:15:46What the hell were you thinking?!
00:15:48What the hell were you thinking?!
00:15:49You could have died!
00:15:50What is the next drop?
00:15:54I'm still in the run
00:15:56The remaining pilots
00:15:57Nightfall
00:15:58Giants
00:15:59Will go head to head in the next star fight
00:16:06Winner has a place in the Strike Fighter Texas program
00:16:10Pilots
00:16:11Engage
00:16:16I can't see him anywhere!
00:16:21Right behind him, Princess
00:16:23I find it trapped!
00:16:25I'm in control!
00:16:27John, you two close, back up!
00:16:31I'm going into the adjustment!
00:16:32Hey! Hey!
00:16:33Hey!
00:16:34Eject Nightfall!
00:16:35Eject!
00:16:41Laptor?
00:16:42What happened?
00:16:43Is she okay?!
00:16:46You fucking idiot!
00:16:47You could have killed her!
00:16:49Well, it's not my fault she flies the way daddy here walks
00:16:52Now, if you'll excuse me
00:16:54I have to go to Top Gun
00:16:56Unless you're sober up enough to fly a jet
00:16:59I'll fuck it
00:17:01I'm sorry
00:17:03After today
00:17:04I hope you finally realize the truth
00:17:07You are never gonna be a pilot
00:17:13I'm sorry
00:17:14I'm sorry
00:17:15I'm sorry
00:17:16I can't see you
00:17:17Need an adrenaline shot
00:17:18I'm back to QQ
00:17:19I have to kill you.
00:17:36What are you doing, Tanner boy?
00:17:38You're to mop up our kitchen ship.
00:17:41Just drop a mop bag.
00:17:44You're never going to be a fighter pilot
00:17:47because you're just not good enough.
00:17:50Cole?
00:17:52What are you doing?
00:17:57Cole, stop.
00:18:09Don't!
00:18:10That could kill you.
00:18:11I know.
00:18:12You're going to be a fighter pilot just like you, Dad.
00:18:19Jager?
00:18:22Spell it out for old Trader Rick.
00:18:25Top Gun belongs to my son.
00:18:28Not yet, it doesn't.
00:18:30This isn't over.
00:18:31I'm going to blow you out of the fucking sky.
00:18:43Now in about three minutes, your family is going to have not one, but two disabled ex-pilots.
00:18:56That's great for parking.
00:18:58Ha, ha, ha.
00:18:59I told you if your son became a pilot, I could kill him.
00:19:13But now I may not have to.
00:19:15My son may do it for me.
00:19:17You might want to take a look at the screen.
00:19:20Bright taken bitch.
00:19:21How's he flying like that?
00:19:22What the hell?
00:19:23Where are you, my bucket?
00:19:24I'm right behind you.
00:19:25Someone's nearly 10 miles out of a minute.
00:19:26This can't be happening.
00:19:27What?
00:19:28How's he flying like that?
00:19:29How's he flying like that?
00:19:34What the hell?
00:19:35Where are you, my bucket?
00:19:37I'm right behind you.
00:19:38Someone's nearly 10 miles out of a minute.
00:19:43This can't be happening.
00:19:48So it's nearly 10 miles out of a minute.
00:19:51This can't be happening.
00:19:56It's a lucky start.
00:19:59You're out of your league, Janitor boy.
00:20:01You don't stand a chance.
00:20:04I've trained with the best body.
00:20:06Bam!
00:20:07The best.
00:20:08Jaius, Lord, I'm in.
00:20:09For the killing blow.
00:20:10Keep talking, boy.
00:20:12What can you talk?
00:20:13You.
00:20:15Janitor.
00:20:16Some trained you should have drank your bleach and flunked yourself down the toilet.
00:20:24He's making his move.
00:20:27Say goodbye, my bucket.
00:20:33Where'd he go?
00:20:37You know.
00:20:40Grab all this needed to call, said my bucket.
00:20:43Breezy!
00:20:43The beginning is this.
00:20:47They didn't have to get out of that one.
00:20:50Giant troll.
00:20:53Shit!
00:20:56Direct hits.
00:20:57Direct hits.
00:21:00The giant illuminated.
00:21:02Ow!
00:21:02You know fucking why?
00:21:05Ah!
00:21:06Summers wins.
00:21:08He's a genius!
00:21:09Genius!
00:21:11Oh my God, yes you do.
00:21:14Back to base, young man.
00:21:18How'd he do that?
00:21:19I've once been able to beat the giant in a dogfight in five years.
00:21:25It is time to meet Cole Summers and have him stop World War III.
00:21:31You can fly Summers, I'll give you that.
00:21:49Summers!
00:21:50Or you will do things up there that I've never seen before.
00:21:54There's a place for you to strike out a deck of this program.
00:21:57If you want.
00:21:58Yes, sir.
00:22:08Did you see me out there?
00:22:10I told you I can do it.
00:22:13I know you're good enough, son.
00:22:19I've always known you were good enough.
00:22:23I'm going to be a fire pilot just like you, Dad.
00:22:25Do you think I'm holding him back because he's not good enough?
00:22:30Cole's the best fire pilot I've ever seen.
00:22:33You really are my son.
00:22:37You're the best pilot I've ever seen.
00:22:40And you were born to own those guys.
00:22:43You have no idea how long I've waited to hear you say that.
00:22:53I'm sorry, son.
00:23:03I've always wanted to tell you something.
00:23:06But I couldn't.
00:23:09Why not?
00:23:11Because of me.
00:23:15Grandma.
00:23:15I'll warn you, Rick.
00:23:19We are alone.
00:23:20This is on you.
00:23:22Jack, what's going on?
00:23:23Cole Summers, you are under arrest.
00:23:29Cole Summers, you are under arrest.
00:23:31For what?
00:23:32For sabotaging U.S. military equipment.
00:23:35Does anyone think a lonely Jack Elliver could beat the top fighter pilot in the Navy?
00:23:41He sabotaged Gunner's plane.
00:23:44That's bullshit.
00:23:49I knew it.
00:23:50And my plane wasn't handling right.
00:23:52It's the only way the mock bucket could have beaten me.
00:23:55No, bitch.
00:23:55I bet you fair and square.
00:24:01That's sort of cheating.
00:24:02My son could have been killed up there.
00:24:05Fuck you, Tony.
00:24:06Your fight is with me, not my son.
00:24:09My fight with you is over.
00:24:10It has been since I put you in a chair and framed you as a traitor.
00:24:15Dad, what is he talking about?
00:24:19I'm a son of a bitch.
00:24:22Ruined my fucking life.
00:24:24And I started with him wanting me to sabotage a mission to protect his crooked donors.
00:24:31What you're asking is treason and murder.
00:24:37Thousands of lives would be lost.
00:24:40Thousands of people die every day.
00:24:42You can't think about that.
00:24:45Rick, how long have we known each other?
00:24:47If nothing else, do it as a favor to me, Rick.
00:24:51Rick, I will make you an admiral.
00:24:58You can go to hell.
00:25:00I will not betray my country.
00:25:03Then you'll die serving it!
00:25:17Approaching the base?
00:25:23Sorry, Summers.
00:25:25But you should have done what I said.
00:25:27Now, he dies.
00:25:32My sisters are down!
00:25:35Everything this one did!
00:25:38Hey!
00:25:39Hey!
00:25:43Hey!
00:25:44Hey!
00:25:44Hey!
00:25:45Hey!
00:25:46Hey!
00:25:46Hey!
00:25:47Hey!
00:25:48Hey!
00:25:49Hey!
00:25:50Hey!
00:25:51Hey!
00:25:52Hey!
00:25:53You son of a bitch!
00:25:55You sabotaged my play!
00:25:58That's the least of your worries.
00:26:00Every crime I've committed will be pinned on you.
00:26:04You will rot in prison as a traitor and a drunk.
00:26:10That's what you get for playing hero.
00:26:14You gotta pay for this.
00:26:18But he didn't pay!
00:26:19Because the rich never do!
00:26:22You're listening to the senator.
00:26:28I've been before you.
00:26:29Growing up.
00:26:30Instead of my kindness,
00:26:32there is never a father.
00:26:35Dad.
00:26:36Dad.
00:26:38Be not an embarrassment.
00:26:40You're my hero.
00:26:47Why are we so sure of that, son?
00:26:49I've been sabotaging you becoming a pilot for years.
00:26:55I'm the one who dropped you.
00:27:01What?
00:27:03Why?
00:27:04He said he'd kill you.
00:27:06If your son ever becomes a pilot, I'll make sure he dies on his first flight.
00:27:14He said he'd kill you if he ever became a pilot.
00:27:17And I understand if you hate me, son.
00:27:22But I wasn't just going to let you die.
00:27:25I understand.
00:27:26You were just trying to protect me.
00:27:28You're Captain Rick Summers.
00:27:30You're the best pilot this country has ever seen, and I am proud to be your son.
00:27:34I love you, Dad.
00:27:37Nothing can keep me from the skies.
00:27:41I hate to break up this trashy little love fast,
00:27:44but I promised if you ever became a pilot, I'd kill you.
00:27:49And what can I say?
00:27:50I'm a man of my worth.
00:27:52Oh, you bastard.
00:27:54Just let him go.
00:27:57Or what?
00:27:58You're going to roll over my foot?
00:28:07Dad!
00:28:08Put him down.
00:28:09I'm going to break you like I broke your daddy.
00:28:27What's the dirty puts out, sir?
00:28:29Oh, good.
00:28:30We have no time to spare.
00:28:31We need to prep Summers for his mission.
00:28:34The world depends on it.
00:28:35What the hell is going on here?
00:28:56Watch your tone.
00:28:57I'm a U.S. Senator, and I don't give a fuck about your rank.
00:29:01Admiral, this traitorous janitor sabotaged my son's plane.
00:29:06That's bullshit!
00:29:08The thought of my son sabotaging a plane is ridiculous!
00:29:12Not half as ridiculous as a low-level janitor
00:29:16with no flying skills beating the top pilot in the neighborhood.
00:29:23Prepare for landing.
00:29:24All right.
00:29:26All right.
00:29:27Let's meet this Cole Summers.
00:29:32My men are going to take him into custody.
00:29:36And nobody has the power to stop him.
00:29:42But I do.
00:29:43Who the hell are you?
00:29:58Well, I am Agent Smith.
00:30:01This is my associate, Agent Jones.
00:30:04We're CIA, and we are now in charge.
00:30:07I am a U.S. Senator, and don't you dare.
00:30:11If you'd like to remain a U.S. Senator,
00:30:15and not a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay,
00:30:18you'll stay the fuck out of our way.
00:30:21And that goes for the rest of you here.
00:30:25We're CIA, and we're in charge.
00:30:27If you've got a problem with that,
00:30:29contact your superior.
00:30:30Who's then going to contact their superior?
00:30:33And they're going to tell you exactly where I said.
00:30:35You can't do that to my dad.
00:30:38He is a very important...
00:30:42Dubois, tell your little pup here to calm down,
00:30:47or we're going to take him out of pity.
00:30:49Shut the hell up, Gunner.
00:30:51I said shut the hell up.
00:30:55Cole Summers.
00:30:56Cole Summers.
00:30:58Yes, sir.
00:30:58We need you to come with us to prep.
00:31:02Prep for what?
00:31:03To save the world.
00:31:09I need you to come with us to Black Site Delta
00:31:11to prep for your mission.
00:31:13There is no way I'm in charge of...
00:31:17Ask for what you did to my dad.
00:31:20Well, it looks like the senator fell and hit his head.
00:31:24Wouldn't you say, Admiral?
00:31:26Yeah.
00:31:26I think you're really careful.
00:31:28This is bullshit when my dad whits me.
00:31:33This is what you get the nightfall.
00:31:43Now, escort your boss off of my base
00:31:46before I have him, court-martial.
00:31:49So, are you ready to save the world?
00:31:55I've been ready my whole life.
00:31:58Nothing like a little sin before saving the world.
00:32:10I'm just trying to get the poison out of my system.
00:32:13You were amazing up there today.
00:32:20How do you fly like that?
00:32:22So effortless and instinctual.
00:32:26Everything in my life has been a struggle.
00:32:28I have to fight for a lot of things,
00:32:30but since the first time I went up in the sky,
00:32:33I just feel fearless and free,
00:32:38and I don't really think about it too much.
00:32:42Well, thanks for signing up for me too too long.
00:32:45You're kidding.
00:32:46You would have done the same for me.
00:32:49How are you feeling?
00:32:51Warm.
00:32:53In need of recovery.
00:32:54Mind if I join you?
00:32:56No.
00:32:56What's up?
00:33:24You're going to save the world, huh?
00:33:27I'm going to try.
00:33:28Well, if you fail, call me.
00:33:33Why would I call you if I found out?
00:33:36Well, if it's going to be my last night, otherwise I could think of the key ways to get saved.
00:33:54Tony, I see that one of your hookers has finally got some retribution.
00:34:13Go on, we have a problem.
00:34:16We don't pay you millions of dollars to come back to me with problems.
00:34:20It seems the Navy has a pilot who did fly that mission.
00:34:24What?
00:34:25That mission was supposed to be impossible.
00:34:29It was.
00:34:30Somehow, Rick Summers' boy stuck it and completed it.
00:34:34If they complete that mission, then they will soon realize that I was the one who supplied the weapons.
00:34:42It will be ruined, but I will take you down with them.
00:34:46I am working on it.
00:34:47Not fast enough.
00:34:49Where are they flying out?
00:34:51CIA's Black Site Delta.
00:34:53Then, that's where we'll be going.
00:34:56And once I'm there, I will annihilate that pilot myself.
00:35:05I can't believe Mr. Oxblood got a sworn-in-ass Navyly penance.
00:35:09He had to.
00:35:10I mean, only Navy officers are allowed down here.
00:35:13Besides, we deserve it.
00:35:15We are definitely smarter than those high school dropout soldiers.
00:35:20Me-heads.
00:35:22Our drones will be what saves this country.
00:35:26I heard they finally found someone who can lead on this mission.
00:35:30Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:32Oh, whoa, whoa.
00:35:32What are you doing in here?
00:35:33This is a restricted area.
00:35:35No grunts allowed.
00:35:37Co-player G.I. Joes.
00:35:40The real heroes are at work.
00:35:43Actually, I'm here.
00:35:44What the hell is that, Cena?
00:35:47You're supposed to salute when addressing an officer.
00:35:52Yes, sir.
00:35:52Oh, this little puppet having to do everything that we say.
00:36:00It must suck to spend all your life working so hard to be in the Navy
00:36:05only to be made completely obsolete by our machines.
00:36:10Drop and give me 20.
00:36:12Are you?
00:36:13Now!
00:36:13Kiss my feet while you're down there.
00:36:25Not gonna do that.
00:36:27Did I say you could speak, Grunt?
00:36:29You are nothing.
00:36:31Nobody.
00:36:33I mean, we've been in the Navy for all of the day,
00:36:36and we're already higher ranked than you'll ever be.
00:36:39Okay, look, I don't have time for this.
00:36:41You do not talk back to your betters.
00:36:45You're going to the brakes.
00:36:48You put me in the brake, and the fate of the world is in your hands.
00:36:55All right, it's time for you both to know who I am and what I'm doing here.
00:36:58I'm done with you!
00:37:05Don't try to dance if you don't know the steps.
00:37:08Are you resisting arrest, Semen?
00:37:09I'm not resisting anything.
00:37:11Please, go tell your boss that Cole Summers is here.
00:37:14What an idiot!
00:37:15Does he think anyone cares who he is?
00:37:17I'm so happy that we don't have to deal with these meatheads all the time.
00:37:21My supervisor hasn't arrived yet,
00:37:23but he's about to lead one of the most important and dangerous missions of all time,
00:37:28so I don't think he gives a fuck about you, Cole Summers!
00:37:31She doesn't realize I'm the one leading the mission.
00:37:33I'll give you three seconds to get out of here.
00:37:36Three, two...
00:37:38Just listen to me.
00:37:42Put the gun down.
00:37:44Slow.
00:37:45You don't get the fuck out of here!
00:37:49The hell are you doing?
00:37:53Blow your fire off.
00:37:55Now!
00:37:56I don't have no lesson to you!
00:38:02I'm a very important part of this project!
00:38:06What the hell's your problem?
00:38:08Who are you?
00:38:09Yeager.
00:38:11Admiral.
00:38:12Yeager.
00:38:15And you absolutely have to do what I say.
00:38:18Now, I don't give a damn if Johan Oxblad pulls strings for you.
00:38:22If you ever talk to a Reagan officer like that ever again,
00:38:25I will personally send you to your maker.
00:38:27Understood.
00:38:30Yes, sir.
00:38:30It's just that there's been listed grunt trying to get into this high security room.
00:38:35This grunt is Cole Summers,
00:38:38and you will treat him with the utmost respect.
00:38:41Understand me?
00:38:42He's just some basic seaman of nobody.
00:38:45Yeah, he doesn't belong here with us officers.
00:38:48Hmm.
00:38:49You know,
00:38:51we do have a point.
00:38:54See?
00:38:57Congratulations, Cole Summers.
00:39:00You've now been promoted to captain.
00:39:06Thank you, sir.
00:39:08Now, salute your captain.
00:39:15Now!
00:39:16Furthermore,
00:39:17you will do whatever
00:39:19he says.
00:39:21What the hell's...
00:39:22What...
00:39:22What the hell's he doing in here?
00:39:25Who are you?
00:39:26Ha!
00:39:26I'm Wayne Fensi.
00:39:28Formerly,
00:39:29the Chief Technical Officer
00:39:30of Oxblad Weaponry,
00:39:32and as of today,
00:39:34Admiral of the U.S. Navy.
00:39:37So they made a tech exec,
00:39:38an admiral.
00:39:39Well,
00:39:40desperate times call for desperate measures,
00:39:42especially when fools like you
00:39:44are allowing sons of trainers
00:39:45into these private meetings!
00:39:47You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
00:39:49Don't I?
00:39:50I don't.
00:39:51Look up
00:39:51Rick Summers.
00:39:53Oh, my God.
00:40:01Oh, my God.
00:40:01His father went to prison
00:40:07for betraying his country.
00:40:10He's here
00:40:11to steal secrets,
00:40:13just like his
00:40:14commie
00:40:15old man.
00:40:16This unpatriotic bastard
00:40:18should be tossed off
00:40:19the side of this cliff.
00:40:20I'd like to see
00:40:21any of you
00:40:22stolen Valor
00:40:23Weakling's tribe.
00:40:24Oh, my God.
00:40:25Stop it!
00:40:26I will not be
00:40:27ridiculed
00:40:28by a traitor!
00:40:29How stupid
00:40:30are you military
00:40:31dumbasses?
00:40:33You mouth-breathers
00:40:34just let him
00:40:34run around
00:40:35while threatening
00:40:36the real talent!
00:40:38Yeah!
00:40:39I mean,
00:40:39it took us all
00:40:40for like one second
00:40:41to figure out
00:40:42he's a spy
00:40:44from a family of traitors!
00:40:45Call me or my father
00:40:46a traitor again
00:40:47and I will show you
00:40:48what the difference is
00:40:48between a real soldier
00:40:49and a tech bro
00:40:51who plays dress-up.
00:40:53Son of a Sherman
00:40:59back from the
00:41:00Situation Room
00:41:01by now.
00:41:02I hope those
00:41:02ox-blood idiots
00:41:03haven't given them
00:41:03too much trouble.
00:41:05Brown,
00:41:06get in here!
00:41:07Listen,
00:41:08you need to go
00:41:08to the Situation Room
00:41:10right now
00:41:10and make sure
00:41:11that that mission leader
00:41:12has everything he needs.
00:41:13Yes, sir.
00:41:15And, Brown,
00:41:16do not be afraid
00:41:17to crack some skulls
00:41:18if you need to.
00:41:23Hey!
00:41:25Are you just gonna let
00:41:26this anti-American
00:41:27spy speak to
00:41:29a superior officer
00:41:30like that?
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I think I...
00:41:34What?
00:41:38Did you hear that?
00:41:40This so-called
00:41:41admiral
00:41:42is conspiring
00:41:43with a filthy traitor!
00:41:45I'll have you both
00:41:46court-martial for this!
00:41:47Take them away!
00:41:49Now!
00:41:50You!
00:41:55The whole one's on me.
00:41:56Oh!
00:41:57They're all disgraced
00:41:58to the uniform.
00:42:00Just give up,
00:42:01Pinsy.
00:42:01You don't have the power
00:42:02to have us arrested.
00:42:04I don't have the power!
00:42:05This is my technology!
00:42:07These are my drones!
00:42:09And this
00:42:09is my base!
00:42:14Admiral of the Pacific Fleet
00:42:15on deck!
00:42:20Now,
00:42:23can you give me
00:42:24one
00:42:24good reason
00:42:26why I don't
00:42:27make you just
00:42:28disappear?
00:42:33You can't talk
00:42:36to me like that!
00:42:38Gentlemen,
00:42:40Escort
00:42:41Admiral
00:42:42Pansy
00:42:43Hats
00:42:43out of our
00:42:44situation room!
00:42:45It's...
00:42:46It's...
00:42:46It's...
00:42:47It's...
00:42:47It's...
00:42:47Pansy!
00:42:48Wait, wait,
00:42:49hey,
00:42:49you can't...
00:42:50I'm...
00:42:50I'm letting Pansy!
00:42:52I'm letting Pansy!
00:42:53I'm letting Pansy!
00:42:54Whatever!
00:42:56Captain Cole Summers,
00:42:58it is my honor, sir.
00:43:00The honor is mine, sir.
00:43:02You've got to be kidding me!
00:43:03Why is the man in charge
00:43:04of the entire Pacific Fleet
00:43:06giving so much respect
00:43:07to this
00:43:08lowly
00:43:09crater?
00:43:10Maybe he really is
00:43:11the person who's going
00:43:12to lead this mission.
00:43:13Pansy!
00:43:16I am...
00:43:16This...
00:43:17This is...
00:43:18This is...
00:43:18This is...
00:43:19This is...
00:43:19I was promised
00:43:21by Oxplan himself
00:43:22that I would be
00:43:24in charge.
00:43:26I am supposed
00:43:27to be leading
00:43:27this mission!
00:43:31Listen,
00:43:32you need to go
00:43:33to the situation
00:43:34room right now
00:43:35and make sure
00:43:35that that mission
00:43:36leader has
00:43:36everything he needs.
00:43:39You're the leader
00:43:40of this mission?
00:43:41Yes, I am.
00:43:46Except for some
00:43:46bullshit,
00:43:47mean-hands of marriage
00:43:48trying to
00:43:49keep me away
00:43:49from doing the job
00:43:50I was poor to do!
00:43:53Don't worry, sir.
00:43:54I'm here to help.
00:43:58Listen up!
00:44:00Eyes front!
00:44:02This is Captain
00:44:03Cole Summers,
00:44:05the finest damn pilot
00:44:06this country's ever seen.
00:44:08The man
00:44:08now in charge
00:44:10of this mission.
00:44:12Captain.
00:44:13Captain!
00:44:14Look, I...
00:44:15I am so...
00:44:17I'm sorry.
00:44:19I was fed
00:44:20wrong information!
00:44:21I have nothing
00:44:22but respect for...
00:44:24I'm sorry,
00:44:24didn't you just tell me
00:44:25you kissed your feet
00:44:26two seconds ago?
00:44:29And you drew
00:44:30your firearm
00:44:31on your commanding officer.
00:44:32I...
00:44:32I...
00:44:33I can't trust
00:44:35either of you
00:44:36and you're clearly
00:44:36incompetent.
00:44:37You're off this mission.
00:44:38You can't!
00:44:38Clear out!
00:44:39Now!
00:44:40That's enough!
00:44:51Who the hell are you?
00:44:52Watch it, flyboy.
00:44:54Real powers in the room.
00:44:56Real power?
00:44:57Son,
00:44:59I am Admiral Baldwin,
00:45:01commander
00:45:01of the Pacific Fleet.
00:45:03And you are...
00:45:05I'm in your
00:45:06chain of command.
00:45:07And I don't care
00:45:08who you are.
00:45:10My name
00:45:11is Agent Brown,
00:45:13CIA.
00:45:16I
00:45:16am in charge
00:45:18of this unofficial
00:45:19and top secret mission.
00:45:21And we are the ones
00:45:22who call the shots.
00:45:24And if anyone
00:45:24wants to have
00:45:25a pissing contest
00:45:26with me,
00:45:27I promise you,
00:45:28you will lose.
00:45:30Now, I understand
00:45:31that some of you
00:45:31have decided
00:45:32to throw out
00:45:33Admiral Penzi,
00:45:35the leader
00:45:35of this mission.
00:45:36That's because
00:45:37Admiral Peewee
00:45:37is not the leader
00:45:38of this mission.
00:45:39I am.
00:45:40I designed the drones.
00:45:42I'm in charge.
00:45:43Your drones
00:45:44are only designed
00:45:45to assist
00:45:46the partners.
00:45:47You really think
00:45:49a human
00:45:50can navigate
00:45:51and run this mission?
00:45:52The era
00:45:53of midhead sky jockeys
00:45:55is over.
00:45:56Let the genesis
00:45:57take over now.
00:45:58This makes
00:46:01so much more sense.
00:46:03Why would they
00:46:03put the fate
00:46:04of the world
00:46:04in that guy's hand?
00:46:05Let me back you
00:46:06one more cure,
00:46:07Saldo.
00:46:08But this is
00:46:08the digital age.
00:46:10We are the real
00:46:10heroes now.
00:46:12But don't feel
00:46:13too bad.
00:46:14I tell you what,
00:46:15if you're a real
00:46:16good boy,
00:46:17I'll let you fly
00:46:18my private jet.
00:46:20You could be
00:46:21my chauffeur.
00:46:22Hey, look.
00:46:26Don't take it
00:46:26personal.
00:46:28I support
00:46:28the troops.
00:46:29Hey, I almost
00:46:30joined the reserves
00:46:31in the military.
00:46:32Doubt it.
00:46:33But right now,
00:46:34the real men
00:46:35need to work.
00:46:37So that means
00:46:38you and your bosses
00:46:40with their little
00:46:41medals need to
00:46:43get the fuck
00:46:44out of my
00:46:45situation, Luke!
00:46:46I worry much less
00:46:47about what my bosses,
00:46:48who are both
00:46:49decorated veterans
00:46:50who have served
00:46:50this country long
00:46:51before you were
00:46:52even born are
00:46:53doing and worrying
00:46:54more about what
00:46:55your bosses are
00:46:56going to say.
00:46:56What are you
00:46:57talking about?
00:46:58I'm talking about
00:46:59your bosses,
00:47:00Agent Smith and
00:47:02Agent Jones.
00:47:04How did she know
00:47:06my bosses' names?
00:47:14Where the hell
00:47:15is Brown?
00:47:16You should have
00:47:17reported him by now.
00:47:18Leave it to that
00:47:19fucking Ivy League
00:47:21asshole.
00:47:22You'll fuck up
00:47:22a civil test.
00:47:23Come on.
00:47:24We gotta go to
00:47:25the Situation Room
00:47:25right now.
00:47:33I thought you knew
00:47:33everything, CIA.
00:47:35I asked you a
00:47:36fucking question.
00:47:37How did you know
00:47:38my bosses' names?
00:47:40Are you really
00:47:41the leader of this
00:47:42mission?
00:47:43You fuck the
00:47:43moron?
00:47:44No!
00:47:45Do you think
00:47:46that your bosses
00:47:46are gonna put a redneck
00:47:48pilot in charge?
00:47:49He probably got
00:47:50that information
00:47:51from his
00:47:51commie connection.
00:47:53A traitor
00:47:54just like his father.
00:47:56He's a spy!
00:47:57That's gotta be it!
00:47:59I'm under your shit!
00:48:00And this
00:48:01patriot
00:48:02can't be fooled
00:48:03by stupid
00:48:04commie
00:48:05traitors like you!
00:48:07That's enough!
00:48:08Agent,
00:48:09you are way out of line!
00:48:11You and your men
00:48:12stand down
00:48:13and leave!
00:48:14Do you hear this?
00:48:15Now!
00:48:15Do you hear it?
00:48:17He's trying to
00:48:17possibly take over
00:48:19this mission
00:48:19so that his stupid
00:48:21outdated Navy
00:48:22can take all the credit!
00:48:24Not only is this
00:48:25behavior reckless,
00:48:27it's traziness!
00:48:28And I will not
00:48:32let it
00:48:33do it!
00:48:38I swear to God,
00:48:41if Brown does
00:48:41anything to Summers,
00:48:43I will have his head
00:48:43on a spike.
00:48:45Just call
00:48:45Smith and Jones,
00:48:46they'll tell you
00:48:47what's going on.
00:48:48I don't need to
00:48:48talk to them.
00:48:49I am perfectly
00:48:50capable
00:48:51of handling
00:48:52a couple of
00:48:53fools!
00:48:53These are
00:48:53admils in the
00:48:54U.S.
00:48:54maybe exactly,
00:48:56and if they
00:48:56are actually
00:48:56smart,
00:48:57they would be
00:48:58in the private sector.
00:48:59Do you realize
00:49:00that I make
00:49:01doings
00:49:01with my
00:49:02stock options
00:49:03alone?
00:49:06Brown,
00:49:07have your
00:49:08soldiers.
00:49:09Get rid of
00:49:10them now!
00:49:11You and the men!
00:49:12We do not
00:49:13have time
00:49:13for this
00:49:14bullshit!
00:49:15We have a
00:49:16mission
00:49:16to prepare for!
00:49:18Brown,
00:49:19if you do this,
00:49:20you will regret it
00:49:21for the rest
00:49:21of your life.
00:49:22That sounds
00:49:23like a threat!
00:49:24The CIA
00:49:25does not
00:49:25respond kindly!
00:49:26the threats!
00:49:28Cut him
00:49:28down!
00:49:30Now!
00:49:31Sir,
00:49:31he's unarmed.
00:49:32Too much of a
00:49:33pussy!
00:49:33Fine,
00:49:33I'll do it!
00:49:37This is what you
00:49:38can't
00:49:38when you
00:49:39fuck
00:49:39with me!
00:49:40Just put the
00:49:41gun down!
00:49:42Well,
00:49:44what the hell
00:49:45is going on?
00:49:46What the hell
00:49:50are you doing?
00:49:52Huh?
00:49:52I don't need to
00:49:53worry, sir,
00:49:53these Navy
00:49:54cavemen
00:49:55trying to
00:49:56sabotage
00:49:57Admiral Penzi's
00:49:57mission,
00:49:58but I've taken
00:49:59care of that.
00:50:00Finally,
00:50:01some real
00:50:02leadership here.
00:50:03I'm Lynn Penzi,
00:50:04and as of
00:50:05yesterday,
00:50:06I'm an
00:50:06admiral
00:50:07in the Navy.
00:50:08Are you?
00:50:09I am
00:50:10don't worry,
00:50:11I'm from the
00:50:12tech world.
00:50:13I'll spend my
00:50:14days shitting
00:50:15in some bunker
00:50:16in the Middle
00:50:16East.
00:50:17Wow.
00:50:20Brown,
00:50:21I understand
00:50:21that you
00:50:22forcibly took
00:50:23the power
00:50:24from these
00:50:25men,
00:50:25and you
00:50:26just
00:50:26handed it over
00:50:29to Admiral Penzi.
00:50:30Yes,
00:50:31sir.
00:50:31This is
00:50:32doing my
00:50:32job.
00:50:33No need for
00:50:34a promotion,
00:50:34right?
00:50:38Arrested
00:50:39fucking
00:50:40idiots with
00:50:40this
00:50:41motherfucker.
00:50:42What?
00:50:42What whole
00:50:43commerce is
00:50:43the mission
00:50:44leader here?
00:50:45You
00:50:45lip
00:50:46dick
00:50:46motherfucker.
00:50:52You're the
00:50:52actual
00:50:53leader of
00:50:54this
00:50:54mission?
00:50:55I tried
00:50:56to warn you.
00:50:56And I'll
00:50:57get him
00:50:57out of
00:50:58here.
00:50:59I am so,
00:51:00so sorry.
00:51:01I'll do
00:51:01anything.
00:51:02Forgive me.
00:51:02I was
00:51:03lost.
00:51:03Oh,
00:51:04take him
00:51:05away.
00:51:05Get out
00:51:06of here.
00:51:06No.
00:51:07Come on.
00:51:07You want
00:51:08yourself a
00:51:09ticket for
00:51:09one?
00:51:10No.
00:51:10No.
00:51:11No.
00:51:12No.
00:51:14Where are
00:51:16you going,
00:51:17Admiral?
00:51:18Huh?
00:51:18Aren't you
00:51:18going to
00:51:19arrest me?
00:51:20Of course
00:51:20not.
00:51:21I'm not
00:51:21going to
00:51:21arrest you.
00:51:23I mean,
00:51:23you're an
00:51:24admiral in
00:51:24the U.S.
00:51:25Navy.
00:51:26Yes,
00:51:26I am.
00:51:29Which
00:51:34now means
00:51:35you
00:51:36come under
00:51:37my command,
00:51:38Admiral
00:51:38Pansy
00:51:39S.
00:51:41And
00:51:41yes,
00:51:43I will
00:51:43court-martial
00:51:44you.
00:51:45Get him
00:51:45out of here!
00:51:46Oh,
00:51:46you cannot do
00:51:47that!
00:51:48I am
00:51:48very important!
00:51:49I'm
00:51:50very
00:51:50important!
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:52Bye-bye
00:51:53now.
00:51:55Admiral,
00:51:56this is
00:51:58Cole Summers,
00:51:59the greatest
00:52:00pilot in the
00:52:01world,
00:52:02and he is
00:52:03also our
00:52:04last best
00:52:05hope.
00:52:06So everyone
00:52:06in here is
00:52:07going to do
00:52:08exactly as
00:52:09he says.
00:52:10Anybody have a
00:52:10problem with
00:52:11that?
00:52:13I have a
00:52:14problem with
00:52:15it.
00:52:15I know
00:52:24you're the
00:52:24best
00:52:24fighter pilot
00:52:25on the
00:52:25planet,
00:52:26but I'm
00:52:27still your
00:52:27father.
00:52:29You're
00:52:29about to
00:52:30go on
00:52:30one of
00:52:30the most
00:52:30dangerous
00:52:31missions
00:52:32in U.S.
00:52:32military
00:52:33history.
00:52:34I thought
00:52:34you could
00:52:35use a
00:52:35familiar
00:52:35face,
00:52:36even
00:52:37if it's
00:52:37a rough
00:52:38one like
00:52:38mine.
00:52:39what are
00:52:44you doing
00:52:44here?
00:52:45Just
00:52:45here for
00:52:46moral support.
00:52:48Nothing
00:52:48else?
00:52:49And,
00:52:50Captain
00:52:51Summers,
00:52:52if you
00:52:52shit the
00:52:53bad,
00:52:53I'm
00:52:54Rebecca.
00:53:01I'm
00:53:01sorry for
00:53:02what I did
00:53:02to you,
00:53:02son.
00:53:03It's
00:53:03okay,
00:53:03I know
00:53:04you were
00:53:04just trying
00:53:04to protect
00:53:05me.
00:53:05I do
00:53:05protect
00:53:06you.
00:53:07I held
00:53:07you back.
00:53:09But not
00:53:09anymore.
00:53:10I was
00:53:11pretty
00:53:11about
00:53:11this
00:53:12mission.
00:53:12If there
00:53:13was
00:53:13any
00:53:13other
00:53:13pilot
00:53:14on
00:53:14the
00:53:14planet,
00:53:15it
00:53:15would
00:53:15be
00:53:15impossible.
00:53:16But not
00:53:16with you.
00:53:17You can do
00:53:18this.
00:53:19You're the
00:53:19only one.
00:53:21And I'm
00:53:21gonna be here
00:53:22every step
00:53:22of the way
00:53:23to watch
00:53:23your back.
00:53:25You all
00:53:26right,
00:53:26you all?
00:53:29Yeah.
00:53:31I'm
00:53:31gonna
00:53:31let's
00:53:31fucking
00:53:31do
00:53:32this.
00:53:32Shit,
00:53:32their
00:53:33ass.
00:53:37Aw,
00:53:37so
00:53:38sweet.
00:53:40Sorry
00:53:40to spoil
00:53:41the party,
00:53:42but Cold
00:53:43Summers
00:53:44will no
00:53:44longer be
00:53:45part of
00:53:46this
00:53:46mission.
00:53:51Oxblood,
00:53:52what are you
00:53:53doing here?
00:53:53I supply
00:53:54the weapons,
00:53:55so of course
00:53:56I'm gonna
00:53:57come here
00:53:57and see
00:53:58if you're
00:53:59using them
00:53:59correctly.
00:54:00And if you
00:54:01think this
00:54:01punk is
00:54:02gonna fly
00:54:03with my
00:54:03drones,
00:54:04huh,
00:54:05you're in
00:54:05for a rude
00:54:06awakening.
00:54:07Mr. Oxblood,
00:54:08call the best
00:54:08hang up.
00:54:10Admiral
00:54:10Baldwin,
00:54:11why is your
00:54:12secretary
00:54:13going to
00:54:13me?
00:54:14That
00:54:14secretary
00:54:14is one
00:54:15of the
00:54:15best
00:54:15pilots
00:54:16in the
00:54:16U.S.
00:54:17Navy.
00:54:17Show some
00:54:18respect.
00:54:19Watch your
00:54:20tone,
00:54:20boy.
00:54:21You are
00:54:22talking to
00:54:22the man
00:54:23who is
00:54:24single-handedly
00:54:25responsible
00:54:26for protecting
00:54:27our country.
00:54:28Why,
00:54:28even these
00:54:29CIA
00:54:29boogeymen,
00:54:31they know
00:54:31to respect
00:54:32him.
00:54:33He's the
00:54:33real
00:54:34patriot,
00:54:35more than
00:54:35any of
00:54:36you.
00:54:36So in
00:54:37the future,
00:54:38please remember
00:54:38that this
00:54:39is a high
00:54:39priority security
00:54:41meeting,
00:54:42not a gathering
00:54:43of the
00:54:43Cole Summers
00:54:45fan club.
00:54:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:54:48As a member of this
00:54:49high priority security
00:54:50meeting, I'd like to
00:54:51remind you that we
00:54:52are hours away from
00:54:53an attack that will
00:54:53decimate every
00:54:54major U.S. city,
00:54:55cost tens of
00:54:56millions of lives,
00:54:57and contested
00:54:58to World War 3.
00:54:59I'd also like to
00:55:00remind you that the
00:55:00only human capable
00:55:01of preventing that
00:55:02is Cole Summers.
00:55:04So yeah,
00:55:04I'm a part of this
00:55:05fucking fan club,
00:55:06and if you valued
00:55:07your life,
00:55:08you would be too.
00:55:14And there it is,
00:55:16the only human
00:55:17capable
00:55:18of preventing it.
00:55:20Gentlemen,
00:55:21oh,
00:55:22and lady,
00:55:24are we going
00:55:26to allow
00:55:27human error
00:55:28to be a factor
00:55:30in the fate
00:55:31of the world?
00:55:31not on my watch.
00:55:34Unfortunately,
00:55:34we don't need to.
00:55:36Not when the
00:55:37bombs can be
00:55:38deployed by my
00:55:39new Mark 6
00:55:41drones.
00:55:43Are you serious?
00:55:44You actually think
00:55:45the squadron
00:55:46of your M6 drones
00:55:48can get to the
00:55:49enemy base
00:55:50unescorted?
00:55:51Of course they
00:55:52can't.
00:55:53But by then,
00:55:54me and my allies
00:55:55will be safe
00:55:56in my bunker.
00:55:57No one will find
00:55:58out I'm supplying
00:55:59the enemy.
00:55:59my drones
00:56:01can destroy
00:56:02the enemy base
00:56:03with ease.
00:56:05No,
00:56:06we cannot just
00:56:07have the fate
00:56:09of the world
00:56:10with some
00:56:10unproven tech.
00:56:12Thank you
00:56:13for your cute
00:56:14little opinion.
00:56:16But this time,
00:56:17you've been
00:56:17overruled.
00:56:18The Congressional
00:56:20Security Council
00:56:21had an emergency
00:56:23meeting this morning
00:56:24and I quote,
00:56:26due to the drone's
00:56:27ability to outperform
00:56:29any human pilot,
00:56:31the drones
00:56:32will be
00:56:33completing this mission.
00:56:34this is absolute
00:56:40bullshit.
00:56:41This operation
00:56:42is no longer
00:56:44your concern.
00:56:46I had a little
00:56:47chat with our
00:56:48dear friends
00:56:49at the Joint
00:56:49Chief of Staff
00:56:51and they said
00:56:52that the CIA
00:56:53is no longer
00:56:54part of this
00:56:55operation.
00:56:56You can't be
00:56:58serious.
00:56:59Guards,
00:57:00get them out of here.
00:57:01Look,
00:57:02no,
00:57:02no,
00:57:02this is not
00:57:03going to be
00:57:03necessary.
00:57:04We can find
00:57:04our own way out.
00:57:08Summers,
00:57:09it's up for you
00:57:10now.
00:57:11Don't let us
00:57:12down.
00:57:21Actually,
00:57:22Summers,
00:57:22you will
00:57:23be letting him
00:57:24down.
00:57:25Your services
00:57:26are not
00:57:26going to
00:57:27be quiet.
00:57:31You can't
00:57:31do that.
00:57:32You're way
00:57:33out of line.
00:57:34Actually,
00:57:35Summers,
00:57:35your promotion
00:57:36was based
00:57:37on flying
00:57:38this mission.
00:57:39And since
00:57:40it's abundantly
00:57:41clear that
00:57:43my weapons
00:57:44are totally
00:57:45superior to
00:57:46anything
00:57:47you can
00:57:47provide,
00:57:49then you're
00:57:50no longer
00:57:50needed
00:57:51this mission.
00:57:53No mission.
00:57:56No
00:57:57permission.
00:57:59Not now,
00:58:00son.
00:58:00I'm sorry,
00:58:01Cole.
00:58:02He'll get
00:58:02you a chance.
00:58:04I'll give
00:58:05you my word.
00:58:06The hell
00:58:06he will.
00:58:07He assaulted
00:58:08me.
00:58:09I'll have you
00:58:09dishonorably
00:58:10discharged
00:58:11before the
00:58:11end of the
00:58:12day.
00:58:13Slap your
00:58:13traitor down.
00:58:20Oxlap team,
00:58:22deploy the
00:58:23drones.
00:58:23Get this
00:58:30mob jockey
00:58:31out of here.
00:58:32man.
00:58:52How are you
00:58:55holding up,
00:58:55son?
00:58:56Yeah,
00:58:56Matt,
00:58:56I'm great.
00:58:57it's awesome to be behind bars on my last day on earth i brought you something
00:59:05might cheer you up is that your old helmet updated with your
00:59:15new call sign legacy if you like it it would be a real honor for the family
00:59:21it would it would be a real honor for me i'm honored to be your legacy bet i failed
00:59:35dad i'm grounded it's over
00:59:41there's still time you can still fight this mission i'm grounded
00:59:46those two it walk guards standing behind me are the only thing standing between you
00:59:55and a fully loaded f-18 with enough range to get you to that enemy base
01:00:00you're crazy you want me to steal a jet i'd be kicked out of the navy you stole
01:00:07our neighbor's plane when you were 10 years old it wasn't the end of the world
01:00:13the world if you don't steal that jet it would what must be the end of the world
01:00:28let's go gen boy taking back to the states
01:00:43i'm sorry boys i don't need to catch
01:01:13where the hell is oxblood these are his goddamn drones oxblood before i left last night long with the states
01:01:27we don't know where damn it we'll have to send them in without coal
01:01:35watch the drones
01:01:36i can get used to this well you had better we're gonna be here until the nuclear fallout is cleared
01:02:02and then the world is ours
01:02:05the world is ours
01:02:09the drones are closing the run sir send them in
01:02:16if they're not fast enough they'll be shot down by their service to air system
01:02:19run a survey god damn it they're not gonna make it at this speed
01:02:22i'm trying sir but they're at max speed
01:02:28we've lost one drone
01:02:30we'll override your speed regulators
01:02:32if i get them to lose control
01:02:34i don't give a good goddamn they're gonna fail if you don't
01:02:37affirmative overriding speed regulators
01:02:39we've just lost another one
01:02:47the anti-air fire
01:02:48we're going faster
01:02:53sir they're starting to shut down
01:02:54how far out are we still too big to work sir
01:02:57push push push
01:02:59push push
01:03:02one to slide over the valley
01:03:04only two left
01:03:06they're approaching the death bend
01:03:08come on come on come on
01:03:12another drone down
01:03:13final drone coming to the death bend in three
01:03:16two
01:03:17one
01:03:20come on
01:03:21I won't get through it.
01:03:27Come on, let's go, let's go!
01:03:31Final throwdown.
01:03:33Mission failure.
01:03:34I repeat, mission failure.
01:03:36Damn it!
01:03:37To the new world, where we will be games.
01:03:58So, that's it? There's nothing we can do?
01:04:01I'm going to show you now.
01:04:02What if I was fine? I can take with the chance and then I...
01:04:03No.
01:04:05The enemy looks lost in less than three minutes.
01:04:07They're never making it to us.
01:04:08There's going to be something we can do.
01:04:09It's too late!
01:04:13The only thing left is to let the men know.
01:04:18Men and women of Black-Side Delta,
01:04:21this is Admiral Baldwin.
01:04:23I have an announcement I hope I never,
01:04:26never have to make.
01:04:27In a few moments, this base,
01:04:30as well as most strategic targets,
01:04:32women of U.S. cities
01:04:34will be destroyed.
01:04:39This is Captain Cole Summers.
01:04:43I'm approaching the target.
01:04:53Cole?
01:04:54I've only seen you back to the States.
01:04:55Yeah, about a battle.
01:04:58You're going to find the two of you bloggers
01:05:00having a nice little map in my genesis.
01:05:03Rip, you knocked out two of the city that has been.
01:05:06Also, I hope it's okay that I commandeered
01:05:08the $70 million jet.
01:05:10Figured if I save the world, we can tolerate even.
01:05:13We got a deal, son.
01:05:14Pull up, Miss Gordon.
01:05:15Let's get this man some support.
01:05:19Location up.
01:05:20Teach four clicks.
01:05:21We'll start with a run.
01:05:21All right now, Captain Summers.
01:05:24This will be harder than the DR simulation.
01:05:26Because of the drones.
01:05:27They'll know you coming.
01:05:28Roger that.
01:05:30Accelerating to Mark 1.
01:05:33F-18.
01:05:34Entering enemy territory.
01:05:36What the hell's going on?
01:05:38Summers.
01:05:40Captain Summers,
01:05:42you're almost to death then.
01:05:45What the hell is going on there?
01:05:47Senator, we don't have time for this bullshit.
01:05:49A disgraced cop steals a jet
01:05:52and goes on an unsanctioned mission?
01:05:55And you dare to talk to me like that?
01:05:57If you don't abort this mission right now,
01:06:00I will get the president himself involved.
01:06:03I think the president's maybe a little busy
01:06:06dealing with the end of the world, Senator.
01:06:08All right, smartass.
01:06:10We know you're not as fun of the space.
01:06:12Who can't fly an F-18?
01:06:14What's your base?
01:06:20You've died today.
01:06:23My systems are down!
01:06:25I'm a consistent death!
01:06:27No need!
01:06:28No need!
01:06:29And something tells me
01:06:30janitor boy is going to crash
01:06:33right now.
01:06:38Now.
01:06:39Everything's stable.
01:06:43Approaching the valley.
01:06:47Before I comprehend this, you're dead.
01:06:50I just made an investigation
01:06:51of all the systems
01:06:52and I found this little microchip
01:06:54embedded into its coding.
01:06:58So I took it.
01:06:59Oxford?
01:07:00Has it just went?
01:07:01And my guess
01:07:02is that if you look at my dad's claim
01:07:04that I threw in that mission
01:07:05all those years ago,
01:07:06you're going to find the same
01:07:08kill switch and sold?
01:07:09Listen, you janitor shit.
01:07:11I will destroy you
01:07:12and everyone you love.
01:07:14And you admirals
01:07:15will be tried for treason
01:07:17when this is over.
01:07:18I'm a very powerful man
01:07:20and I'm...
01:07:21Whoops.
01:07:24Must have accidentally
01:07:26terminated this view.
01:07:27See me.
01:07:28Captain Summers,
01:07:29you're coming up with a mission.
01:07:31Godspeed.
01:07:32Godspeed.
01:07:36Service to air missile systems
01:07:38are engaged.
01:07:39And it's all in the air too.
01:07:40He's going home with Spock 2
01:07:42to deathbed.
01:07:45What?
01:07:46That's suicide call.
01:07:47Please.
01:07:50Come to the man.
01:07:52When you're up there,
01:07:55just trust
01:07:56your instincts
01:07:58so I know
01:07:59and soar.
01:08:01these monsters
01:08:06through the surface
01:08:07air system
01:08:07too fast to track.
01:08:09You're at the deathbed
01:08:10danger zone.
01:08:11Slow down.
01:08:13I have eight seconds
01:08:14until the enemy rockets
01:08:15are operational.
01:08:19No.
01:08:20You'll crash.
01:08:21Five.
01:08:23Four.
01:08:23Three.
01:08:24Three.
01:08:26Two.
01:08:28One.
01:08:29What happened?
01:08:35The icon disappeared.
01:08:36Is that any call
01:08:36crashed?
01:08:37We don't know.
01:08:38There are no satellite
01:08:38signals in that area.
01:08:40But we were...
01:08:41Either he made it
01:08:42to the base
01:08:42or he's failed.
01:08:44The aliens
01:08:45are already launched.
01:08:46Yeah, well, I'm cool.
01:08:48Captain Summers.
01:08:54You can do this,
01:08:55not quite.
01:08:57Captain Summers.
01:08:57Captain Summers,
01:09:00do you read me?
01:09:00Cole!
01:09:01Cole, are you there?
01:09:03I'm afraid that...
01:09:05Cole!
01:09:09Director!
01:09:11Everybody's destroyed.
01:09:15What's that point?
01:09:24This means nothing.
01:09:31You just obey
01:09:31direct orders
01:09:32and you'll all be
01:09:34court-martialed
01:09:34and tried to treason.
01:09:37I don't think so,
01:09:38Senator.
01:09:39And you better find
01:09:40a good rock to hide under
01:09:41because I'm coming
01:09:42for your treasonous ass.
01:09:45Who do you think
01:09:46the U.S. government's
01:09:47going to choose?
01:09:48Rogue officers
01:09:49or me
01:09:50who supplies
01:09:51the entire
01:09:52advanced weapons
01:09:53stockpile
01:09:54to the United States?
01:09:55And
01:09:55the enemy.
01:09:59How the hell
01:10:00did you get in here?
01:10:02Or CIA?
01:10:03You know,
01:10:03we devised a way
01:10:04into your bunker
01:10:05before it was even finished.
01:10:07You two are trespassing
01:10:08and I'm going to have
01:10:09you arrested.
01:10:10I don't think so.
01:10:12You see,
01:10:12the video footage
01:10:13from Summers' jet
01:10:15confirmed
01:10:16what we had long
01:10:17suspected,
01:10:18that the two of you
01:10:19are arming
01:10:20the enemy.
01:10:22Good luck
01:10:23making that stick.
01:10:24I'm a U.S. senator
01:10:26and I am a
01:10:27very powerful man.
01:10:28Not just
01:10:29anymore.
01:10:30As of 30 seconds ago,
01:10:32the president himself
01:10:33disavowed you
01:10:34as a traitor.
01:10:36You have no allies left.
01:10:37Take him away.
01:10:39Now.
01:10:40No.
01:10:41Don't you...
01:10:42Get your hands off me.
01:10:43I'm a U.S. senator.
01:10:44I'm a very powerful
01:10:46powerful man.
01:10:47Well,
01:10:49he might not be able
01:10:50to protect himself,
01:10:51but I can.
01:10:52I know all the secrets
01:10:54involving national security.
01:10:56I am too big
01:10:57to arrest.
01:10:59Oh,
01:10:59you might be
01:11:00too big
01:11:01to arrest.
01:11:02However,
01:11:03you are not
01:11:04too big
01:11:05to accidentally
01:11:06overdose.
01:11:08What?
01:11:08No, no,
01:11:09you can't.
01:11:10You wouldn't.
01:11:11Sorry,
01:11:12Mr. Oxlut.
01:11:13It's not a
01:11:14national security.
01:11:17Open wide.
01:11:19No!
01:11:20No!
01:11:21No!
01:11:22No!
01:11:25Captain Cole Summers,
01:11:28reset yourself!
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01:12:10No!
01:12:11Here, even a janitor can become a hero.
01:12:31God bless America.
01:12:41God bless America.
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