- 3 months ago
Aspiring college cheerleader Cassie Stratford consumes an experimental drug that grants her beauty and enough athletic ability to make the cheer squad. It has an unforeseen side effect - she starts to grow and grow and grow. Look at the size of those pom poms!
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00:00:00Let's go! Be friends! Let's go! Let's go fuck!
00:00:21Our next victim is Cassie Shratford!
00:00:33Hi, Brittany. Do I know you? You are my guide for freshman orientation and I'm pledging Zeta Moo.
00:00:39Oh, that's right. You're the legacy. Too bad your Zeta mommy's not here to help you now.
00:00:47This is cheer squad. If you want it, come down and earn it.
00:00:51Go, get him!
00:00:55Hit it! Five, six, seven, eight, one, two, shake that ass, big!
00:01:07Like that? Yeah! Woo!
00:01:11Two, three, hike! Try not to hurt yourself.
00:01:17Huh?
00:01:19What kind of happens?
00:01:21Next!
00:01:23Brittany, please give me another chance. I swear I'll do anything.
00:01:27Oh, you really shouldn't have said that.
00:01:31The physics lab will be having a new freshman mixer this Thursday at 6.30 at the quad.
00:01:43Hey!
00:01:45Yo-ho! How are the tryouts?
00:01:47You know that Hindenburg footage where people jump to their deaths to avoid a hellfire burning hydrogen?
00:01:55That bad, huh?
00:01:57Worse.
00:01:58Well, screw them.
00:01:59You don't understand.
00:02:01My mom was captain of the cheer squad three years running and president of her sorority.
00:02:05She has expectations.
00:02:07Okay, no offense, but screw her too.
00:02:09Okay, thank you for coming on such short notice, Mr. Gray.
00:02:12Semchem poured a ton of money into this project, Doc.
00:02:14I know.
00:02:15If you've made a breakthrough, I need to know about a punch hole.
00:02:17Just tell me one thing.
00:02:18Yeah?
00:02:19Can it fix this?
00:02:20I don't understand.
00:02:21What's the biggest problem with plastic surgery, Doc?
00:02:23Well, sometimes patients get lost.
00:02:25Wrong!
00:02:26It's goddamn turkey neck!
00:02:28Today is lecture by doctor.
00:02:30These middle-aged broads come out of facelift surgery, and their throats still look like my Uncle Pop's scrotum.
00:02:36That's an interesting picture.
00:02:39Kyle.
00:02:40Kyle.
00:02:41Cassie.
00:02:42This is, uh, Cal Brooks.
00:02:44Uh, Cassie Stratford, my assistants.
00:02:46And, uh, this is Mr. Gray, rep from Semchem.
00:02:49Alright.
00:02:50Mr. Kidd.
00:02:51I know.
00:02:52Well, I'm a kid with a, uh, a master's in biochemistry.
00:02:54Listen, kid, degrees don't mean a squatting shit to me.
00:02:56Sure as hell I'm gonna get you a job.
00:02:58What I want is results.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:00Uh, well, we'll take a look then.
00:03:01Um, just right over here.
00:03:03This was taken three days ago, right before we administered the Renew compound.
00:03:07Okay, it's a rat.
00:03:08Well, actually, sir, it's a mess.
00:03:10Whatever.
00:03:11So what?
00:03:16You saying Renew did this?
00:03:18The compound was created to rejuvenate aging epidermal cells.
00:03:21But it's gone so beyond that.
00:03:23Yeah, and, uh, here's the really cool part.
00:03:25Come here.
00:03:26Just one second.
00:03:27Um, see, Renew is actually morphing chromosomes.
00:03:31It's aiding replication so only the healthiest cells undergo mitosis.
00:03:36In other words, it turns ugly and acute.
00:03:40I have one question.
00:03:42Will it work on titties?
00:03:43Oh, we're a long way from that.
00:03:45Yes, it'll work on titties.
00:03:46Oh, you're beautiful, Doc.
00:03:47I love ya.
00:03:48Zen Kim's gonna piss fireworks.
00:03:50That's good?
00:03:51Good.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:53That's better than good.
00:03:54Funding for Renew is gonna go through the goddamn roof.
00:03:56Great.
00:03:57You know what?
00:03:58This calls for a meditative moment.
00:04:00Ladies and gentlemen, how do you like your hookers?
00:04:01Oh, I don't...
00:04:02I wouldn't think...
00:04:03Come on!
00:04:04Let's get some champagne up here and celebrate!
00:04:06Come on!
00:04:07I can't.
00:04:08I have another appointment I have to go to.
00:04:09What?
00:04:10You're bailing?
00:04:11Cass, what do you mean?
00:04:12This is what we've been waiting for.
00:04:13This is our big moment.
00:04:14I'm so sorry.
00:04:15See you later.
00:04:16Cass!
00:04:17Bye!
00:04:18Oh, there you are.
00:04:20It's Cassie, isn't it?
00:04:22I'm Sandra, the Zeta's house mother.
00:04:24Let's have a seat in the living room.
00:04:32Oh, where are my manners?
00:04:34Would you like a tea?
00:04:36We have a wonderful chamomile, and it's very soothing.
00:04:39Don't go to any trouble.
00:04:41No, no, no.
00:04:42It's no trouble at all.
00:04:43Not for Zeta's youngest sisters.
00:04:45Here.
00:04:46I'll just put on a fresh pot.
00:04:47Be back in a minute.
00:04:54Wow.
00:04:55She's nice.
00:04:56I was afraid there was gonna be a hazing.
00:05:00The kettle's on.
00:05:02Shall we begin?
00:05:15Where are you?
00:05:16Come back.
00:05:19Hurry.
00:05:20Now.
00:05:21Come back!
00:05:23He's gonna be sailor.
00:05:31She's too stesso.
00:05:36So beautiful.
00:05:38Girls?
00:05:39Lights out.
00:05:41Step inside, you dumb skanks.
00:05:44I said move this way before I break your tits off!
00:05:53May God have mercy on your souls.
00:06:00What is that?
00:06:03I don't want to get hurt.
00:06:05I really want to get out of here.
00:06:14Here Pledgy Pledgy! Here Pledgy Pledgy! Here Pledgy Pledgy!
00:06:19Welcome to Hell Month, sluts.
00:06:22Yeah, that's right.
00:06:24I said Hell Month!
00:06:26Most houses do a week, but if you want to be a Zeta Moo, you have to earn it.
00:06:32Starting tonight! Strip!
00:06:35Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:06:42We need to work on this! And here!
00:06:45Oh my God, gross.
00:06:48Next!
00:06:50I thought I told you to strip!
00:06:53Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:07:07You're like, perfect!
00:07:09You disgust me! Get outta my sight!
00:07:12Cassie, Cassie, Cassie.
00:07:42Dear God, Cassie, what happened to your face?
00:07:54I'm fine, just some of the girls messing around.
00:07:57Oh, thank God. I thought you were breaking out again. Remember Spanish Club? What did they call you?
00:08:03Senoria Blotchy Face. Yeah, thanks for the memories, Mom.
00:08:08Oh, did you hear your sister's big news? Her squad won the city tournament.
00:08:15So, any news on the tryouts?
00:08:21Yeah, I made a squad.
00:08:27And you wanted to quit trying? You remember what I said, cheerleading is not just for the pretty girls.
00:08:34So you'll send a check for the rest of the tuition?
00:08:36Yep, you earned it. Go, Cassie. Go, Cassie.
00:08:41Oh, no, stop.
00:08:42What is that noise?
00:08:44Nothing. Gorilla Week on History Channel. Gotta go. Bye.
00:08:47No. No, no. No. Crazy bitch. Get away from me.
00:08:52It's organic. I was gonna lube it up first.
00:08:56No. You're fucking crazy. Get away from me.
00:08:59Man.
00:08:59Somebody help me. I think I need to leave.
00:09:02Oh. Hey, Cass. Hungry?
00:09:05I'll pass.
00:09:06Hey.
00:09:07What do you have that I know?
00:09:36Look at you and look at me.
00:09:38Say, now we have a blotchy face.
00:09:40Dad!
00:09:40Too bad you're saying to mom, you're not here to tell you now.
00:09:43Do I know?
00:09:44Not just for the pretty girls.
00:09:46I'll look at you and look at me.
00:09:48Dear God.
00:09:48Cassie, Cassie, Cassie, Cassie, Cassie.
00:09:53I'll see you next time.
00:10:06I'll see you next time.
00:10:11Oh, my God.
00:10:41Hold on to that ticket stub.
00:10:47It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:11:11It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:11:17It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:11:20It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:11:24It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:11:46Jet, Jet, wake up!
00:11:53What is wrong with her?
00:11:55It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:12:02It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:12:07It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:12:10It's worth a free soda and jiffy squid.
00:12:17You look amazing.
00:12:32You look amazing.
00:12:33Yeah.
00:12:34I do.
00:12:35Don't I?
00:12:36Holy shit.
00:13:02Hi, Brittany.
00:13:23How is this possible?
00:13:24Just a little makeover.
00:13:26I am a stylist on Broadway.
00:13:28A stylist?
00:13:29A stylist did all this?
00:13:31What's his name?
00:13:32It's kind of a secret.
00:13:34He likes to keep exclusive clientele.
00:13:36Tell me.
00:13:37Tell me his name or I'll slice your fucking throat!
00:13:40Whatever.
00:13:41You need to grab a lead and start fanning or they'll be hell to pay.
00:13:48She looks incredible.
00:13:52Hello?
00:13:53Hey, Cass.
00:13:54It's Kyle.
00:13:55Um, listen, something weird happened at the lab last night.
00:13:59Define weird.
00:14:01All right.
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:03Something broke into Fluffy's cage and ripped him apart.
00:14:06I mean, I am talking full on like Wolverine style.
00:14:10I mean, there's nothing left but blood and fur.
00:14:14Um, can you just, can you come over here and help me inventory supplies, please?
00:14:18I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
00:14:20In the middle of what?
00:14:21A kegger at the Zeta house?
00:14:22Come on, Cass.
00:14:23This is important.
00:14:24Kyle, I'll be there in a few hours.
00:14:25I promise.
00:14:26You know what?
00:14:27No, forget it.
00:14:28Okay?
00:14:29Have fun at your party.
00:14:30Oh, son of a bitch.
00:14:31Geez, I'm so sorry.
00:14:32I was in my face.
00:14:33Really?
00:14:34I'm so sorry.
00:14:35I really am.
00:14:36You know what?
00:14:37Don't worry about it.
00:14:38Never happened.
00:14:39Okay?
00:14:40We're just going to erase that one.
00:14:41Um, who are you?
00:14:42I've never seen you before in my life.
00:14:43I'm a freshman pledge.
00:14:44I've seen you around campus.
00:14:45Oh, you've seen me around campus?
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:47Freshman pledge.
00:14:48Freshman pledge.
00:14:49Trudy, what's up?
00:14:50Hey, Brandon.
00:14:51It's Trudy.
00:14:52She does all my math homework.
00:14:53Looks like Brandon's on the rebound.
00:14:54Data pledges!
00:14:55Data pledges!
00:14:56I'm really good.
00:14:57I'm really good.
00:14:58I really am.
00:14:59I really am.
00:15:00You know what?
00:15:01Don't worry about it.
00:15:02Never happened.
00:15:03Okay?
00:15:04We're just going to erase that one.
00:15:05Who are you?
00:15:06Ever seen you before in my life?
00:15:07I'm a freshman pledge.
00:15:08I'm a freshman pledge.
00:15:09I've seen you around campus.
00:15:10Oh, you've seen you around campus?
00:15:11Yeah.
00:15:12Freshman pledge.
00:15:13Freshman pledge.
00:15:14Freshman pledge.
00:15:15Zeta pledges!
00:15:19Front and center!
00:15:22Here at the Zeta House, there's nothing more important than loyalty.
00:15:29And what better symbol of loyalty than a man's best friend?
00:15:36I give you the Zeta Kedon Challenge!
00:15:45Ladies and gentlemen!
00:15:50Zeta Movehouse proudly presents the K-9 Challenge!
00:15:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:15:57And meet up with you!
00:15:59Lop it up, you!
00:16:00Lop it up!
00:16:01Come on now!
00:16:02Freak me wrong!
00:16:03Lop it up into the last drop!
00:16:05I know mermaids that can suck the barnacles off my ship quicker than you!
00:16:09Now laugh!
00:16:10Come on now!
00:16:11Faster, will ya?
00:16:12That's right!
00:16:13Thank you, sir!
00:16:14Very good!
00:16:15You're done!
00:16:16Off you go!
00:16:17Ha ha ha!
00:16:18Come on, you little dear!
00:16:19Oh!
00:16:20Make it quicker!
00:16:21Make it quicker!
00:16:22There you go, lass!
00:16:23Good for you!
00:16:24Good!
00:16:25Off you heart!
00:16:26Now off you go!
00:16:27Go on now!
00:16:28Ha ha ha!
00:16:29Quickly!
00:16:30Quickly, I tell ya!
00:16:31You!
00:16:32Come on, you slow fo!
00:16:33Ha!
00:16:34Me paint's drying on me ship!
00:16:35Now let's go!
00:16:36Ha ha ha!
00:16:37And now, ladies and children, for your viewing pleasure, the K-9 Slalom!
00:16:40Ha ha ha ha!
00:16:41Come on, you saucy wenchel!
00:16:42Come now!
00:16:43Ha ha!
00:16:44Off you go, lass!
00:16:45I betcha!
00:16:46Ha ha!
00:16:47Ha ha!
00:16:48Leave!
00:16:49Bobbin' way!
00:16:50Bobbin' way!
00:16:51Ha ha ha!
00:16:52Last one!
00:16:53Last one!
00:16:54Roundabout!
00:16:55Over here!
00:16:56Here, pup!
00:16:57Here, pup!
00:16:58Ha ha ha!
00:16:59Ha ha ha!
00:17:00Ha ha ha!
00:17:01Follow the line!
00:17:02Follow the line!
00:17:03Walk me flank, lass!
00:17:04Walk me flank!
00:17:05Ha ha ha!
00:17:06Lookin' so good!
00:17:07Ha ha ha!
00:17:08Ha ha ha!
00:17:09Ha ha ha!
00:17:10Ha ha ha!
00:17:11Ha ha ha!
00:17:12Ha ha ha!
00:17:13Ha ha ha!
00:17:14Ha ha ha!
00:17:15Ha ha ha!
00:17:16Ha ha ha!
00:17:17And now, the best for last!
00:17:19Ha ha ha!
00:17:20Come on now!
00:17:21Away you go!
00:17:22Ha ha ha!
00:17:23Ha ha ha!
00:17:24Oh!
00:17:25Oh my!
00:17:26Ha ha!
00:17:27Ha ha ha!
00:17:28Ha ha ha!
00:17:29Impressive!
00:17:30Ha ha!
00:17:31Stifferly timbers!
00:17:32Ha ha!
00:17:33Ha ha!
00:17:34Oh!
00:17:35Oh my!
00:17:36Oh my!
00:17:37Yes!
00:17:38For the ball challenge!
00:17:39Ha ha!
00:17:40I don't...
00:17:41I don't...
00:17:42I don't...
00:17:43Oh!
00:17:44Oh my!
00:17:45Oh!
00:17:46Oh!
00:17:47Oh my!
00:17:48Ah!
00:17:49Oh!
00:17:50Oh!
00:17:51Oh!
00:17:52Oh!
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:56Oh!
00:17:57There ya go.
00:18:00Aah!
00:18:03Aah!
00:18:04Aah!
00:18:05Aah!
00:18:06Aah!
00:18:07Oh!
00:18:08Oh!
00:18:09Oh!
00:18:10Oh!
00:18:11Oh!
00:18:12Fuck!
00:18:13Oh!
00:18:14I cannot believe you did that.
00:18:15I don't know what came over me.
00:18:18Ever since I injected the Renew, I felt this weird confidence.
00:18:21Hey, Cass.
00:18:22Look at these guys checking you out.
00:18:25No chance in hell, Dirkos. Just keep moving.
00:18:30Okay.
00:18:34Jeez, they've even looked my way.
00:18:37Not sure I like what we got going on here, Cass.
00:18:40What did Kyle say about your little science experiment?
00:18:44Yeah, about that.
00:18:45Are you shitting me? You haven't told him yet?
00:18:52Cassie, this renew stuff turns you into a Barbie.
00:18:55Overnight.
00:18:56I meant to tell him, but I got distracted.
00:19:00If you were mine, then the stars would align.
00:19:08Our hearts and minds would sing in perfect time.
00:19:14We'd never be blue if it was just me and you.
00:19:21Please tell me you do.
00:19:23Shh.
00:19:24You, little slut, totally want that quarterback to shy your little douche, don't you?
00:19:30I don't even know what that means.
00:19:32You know, beef your burrito, pound your mollywog.
00:19:35Make this sexy time.
00:19:36You can stop now.
00:19:37All right, just promise me you'll tell Kyle, okay?
00:19:42Oh, hey, look, it's Ryan.
00:19:50Hi, Ryan.
00:19:52How about a pickle next time?
00:19:56Why does he look so scared?
00:19:57It might have something to do with a cucumber.
00:20:11Hello?
00:20:17Anybody there?
00:20:22Hello?
00:20:22Stupid jack-hole.
00:20:27I almost peed myself.
00:20:28I'm sorry, baby.
00:20:29I couldn't help myself.
00:20:31Well, you'll be helping yourself from now on.
00:20:33I hope you and your hand will be very happy together.
00:20:35Come on, Tiffy.
00:20:36Don't be like that.
00:20:37We got the showers to ourselves.
00:20:39I thought we could do the sexy slip and slide.
00:20:42Oh, you smell like a hobo.
00:20:44Go take a shower and find your wallet.
00:20:46Because you're taking me out for lobster.
00:20:49Oh, man.
00:20:51So unfair.
00:20:52Oh, man.
00:21:14Mecca fits you, I swear to God.
00:21:16It's your final warning.
00:21:17It's your final warning.
00:21:46Everyone, thank Tiff for freaking out over a stupid bug and twisting her ankle.
00:22:04It wasn't a little bug.
00:22:05It was a spider and it was gibungous.
00:22:07Like cow-sized?
00:22:08Sure.
00:22:09A spider cow.
00:22:10Sounds like Matt finally bought what's left of your brains out.
00:22:15I know what I saw.
00:22:17Anyway, because of Tiff's accident, now we have to rearrange all of our routines.
00:22:22No, you don't.
00:22:23I've seen all of your routines and I'm a really quick learner.
00:22:26You had your chance.
00:22:28And you choked down a big one.
00:22:29Like Tiff on prom night.
00:22:31Hey!
00:22:31Anyway, we can't use you.
00:22:37Bye-bye now.
00:22:43Come on, Brittany.
00:22:43Let's give her a chance.
00:22:45Yeah, come on.
00:22:45Let's give her a chance.
00:22:48Yeah, yeah.
00:22:48Try not to embarrass yourself this time.
00:23:00Hit it!
00:23:01I'm a dirty girl.
00:23:16Don't tell me what you want to do to me.
00:23:23I can give you everything you need.
00:23:27Let me satisfy your fantasies.
00:23:30Come on, baby.
00:23:32Just give it to me.
00:23:34Tell me that I can be a dirty girl.
00:23:38I will be a dirty girl.
00:23:42Dirty, dirty, it's a dirty world.
00:23:45Dirty, I will be a dirty girl.
00:23:49Me, me, I'll be a dirty girl.
00:23:52Me, me, I'll be a dirty girl.
00:23:56I will be a dirty girl.
00:23:58Me, me, I'll be a dirty girl.
00:24:04I made the squad.
00:24:18Okay, congratulations.
00:24:22Hey, you think your mom will quit riding your ass now?
00:24:25Mm-hmm.
00:24:25That's why you tried out, right?
00:24:27Yeah, of course.
00:24:28Mm-hmm.
00:24:30Is this really necessary?
00:24:31Dean Willis observed my class last semester.
00:24:33It's university policy, professor.
00:24:36You know that.
00:24:36What's the school afraid of?
00:24:38That I'm going to use the F word or maybe show one of the co-eds my stimulus package?
00:24:44I find your crass attempt at humor very unprofessional.
00:24:50Watch yourself, professor White.
00:24:51I'm going to have my eye on you.
00:24:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:59You all right?
00:25:00You eat a bad burrito or something?
00:25:02No, I'm fine.
00:25:03Good morning, class.
00:25:05We have a guest observing today.
00:25:08Dean Hinkle.
00:25:08Well, okay, guys, it's time to put your phones away.
00:25:15Put your phones away.
00:25:21Put your...
00:25:22Please put your phones away.
00:25:28Okay, that one hurt.
00:25:30Whoa.
00:25:31Cass, are you okay?
00:25:32So I trust everyone has read their assignment?
00:25:35John Maynard Cain's.
00:25:37Cain's argument that
00:25:38inadequate aggregate demand could lead to extended periods of unemployment.
00:25:45Cain's also said
00:25:46Son of a whore!
00:25:56Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:25:58Get after it!
00:25:59Get after it!
00:25:59My fire!
00:26:00I'm blind!
00:26:02What the hell is it?
00:26:03Ow, ow!
00:26:04I'm blind!
00:26:05Oh, my God!
00:26:06Ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:26:09Did it hurt?
00:26:10It stings!
00:26:12It hurt!
00:26:13Did it hurt?
00:26:14I'm blind!
00:26:16I'm blind!
00:26:18Jesus Christ!
00:26:20Someone's in big trouble!
00:26:23I am so...
00:26:23Thank God this lecture wasn't televised.
00:26:26Why me, God?
00:26:29Why not one of the students?
00:26:31Why me?
00:26:39It's clear.
00:26:40Cass, Kyle's not around.
00:26:43Come on.
00:26:46I got you.
00:26:47I got you.
00:26:48You're okay?
00:26:53Okay, take a seat.
00:26:55Oh, God.
00:26:57Cass, we really need to get you some help.
00:26:59No, I'm fine.
00:27:00I'm...
00:27:01Oh!
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:05No, you're not.
00:27:08Oh!
00:27:09Yeah.
00:27:10Oh!
00:27:10Hey, guys.
00:27:16What's up?
00:27:18Hey, Kyle.
00:27:27Kyle, let me explain.
00:27:31Shit a brick.
00:27:32Are you kidding me?
00:27:33Explain what?
00:27:34You took an experimental compound to impress some pom-pom-waving twits?
00:27:37You should be happy.
00:27:39Renew works better than we imagined.
00:27:41There's just one tiny side effect.
00:27:43Tiny?
00:27:44I wouldn't call this tiny, Cass.
00:27:46You're a she-hulk.
00:27:47Don't forget the tennis ball.
00:27:49Oh, yeah.
00:27:49I can jump really high, and I'm kind of a cheerleading stud.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:53You know what?
00:27:54No.
00:27:54I'm calling Dr. Higgs.
00:27:55We're gonna see if we can flush or renew from your system.
00:27:57No.
00:27:58Yes.
00:27:58No!
00:27:59I don't want it out of my system.
00:28:01Um, Cass, I think a super-dork might be right here.
00:28:06You have no idea what that's doing to your body.
00:28:09I don't care.
00:28:09I've been homely, forgettable, Cassie my entire life.
00:28:12Now people notice me, and I like it.
00:28:16Uh, where are you going?
00:28:19I need a bigger uniform.
00:28:20I want to be hanging with the it crowd.
00:28:27A limousine will take you to a club downtown.
00:28:31I'll put you down.
00:28:31I'll put you down, maybe you just three.
00:28:36You could be with the bees in the water.
00:28:39Do you want to be hanging with the bees?
00:28:42Come on now.
00:28:43Do you want to fly with the aliens?
00:28:46Do you want to fly with the bees?
00:28:53Do you want to fly with the bees?
00:28:57Come on now, do you want to shine?
00:29:00Just like a celebrity, flashing lights from the flower I've seen.
00:29:06Yeah, I feel like I'm on you.
00:29:12Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:29:16Panther, we're here to meet the Panther.
00:29:21We're here to meet the Panther.
00:29:24We're here to meet the Panther.
00:29:34Come on now.
00:29:36You could be with the beast.
00:29:39Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:29:47Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:29:52See you at practice.
00:29:53See you, Kathy.
00:29:56Hey, Kath, what's going on?
00:30:03You haven't answered my calls.
00:30:04I've been busy.
00:30:05Yeah, well, so has your pituitary gland.
00:30:07Okay, it looks like Renu has accelerated the production of your growth hormones, which explains the increased vitality and dexterity.
00:30:13I don't want to talk about this right now.
00:30:14Oh, okay.
00:30:16Well, let's talk possible side effects, like liver failure or cardiac arrest.
00:30:20I feel fine.
00:30:21I feel better than fine.
00:30:22I feel freaking awesome.
00:30:23But for how long?
00:30:25I mean, come on, Cass, be reasonable, okay?
00:30:26At least let us monitor your condition before all this pom-pomming sucks your IQ dry.
00:30:32What'd you say?
00:30:32You heard me.
00:30:34The Cass I knew was a scientist.
00:30:36I get thrown all that away to be some bimbo cheerleader.
00:30:39I happen to like cheerleading.
00:30:41Okay, you know what?
00:30:42Fine.
00:30:42I'm going back to the lab.
00:30:49Hey.
00:30:51Hey.
00:30:52What's that, uh, little guy?
00:30:54Is he, uh, see you bothering you?
00:30:56Not anymore.
00:30:57All right, because, uh, I'll kick his ass.
00:30:59All right, just for you, no problem, free of charge.
00:31:02I mean, not that, you know, you need my help to probably squash that guy like a bug.
00:31:05Are you making fun of me?
00:31:06Oh, no, no.
00:31:06I'm a big fan of the new look.
00:31:08Um, read all about the state press.
00:31:09Something about a weird family gross birth thing, like genetic?
00:31:13Something like that.
00:31:14Gotcha.
00:31:15Um, I saw your picture of your mom, though, at the Zeta house.
00:31:18How come she isn't tall?
00:31:20It skipped a generation.
00:31:22Too bad for her.
00:31:23Because this whole thing is, uh, you look good.
00:31:31Thanks.
00:31:32Um, you're going to do the, you're doing the fun run, right?
00:31:35Me and the other pledges.
00:31:37Okay, cool.
00:31:38Well, uh, I'll see you there.
00:31:40And maybe we could, uh, hang out or something.
00:31:45See you later.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:50Dude, you are a freak.
00:31:54She is like a mountain.
00:31:57Yes.
00:31:57A sexy, sexy mountain.
00:32:01Yes.
00:32:02She is mountainous.
00:32:03And I am going to climb that shit like Mount Everest.
00:32:07Kilimanjaro, that shit.
00:32:08Get the pack ready.
00:32:12Oh, I've got it.
00:32:15I think we need O2 on this one.
00:32:17Welcome to the 12th annual I'm D fun run.
00:32:37Remember, all proceeds benefit to sticular cancer research.
00:32:44So screw you, cancer.
00:32:46Give your hands up our fun.
00:32:47Oh, my God.
00:32:48Oh, my God.
00:32:48Oh, my God.
00:32:49Oh, my God.
00:32:50Oh, my God.
00:32:51The race will begin momentarily.
00:32:53But first...
00:32:55See you at home month is almost over.
00:33:01To celebrate, we thought the pledges deserved a little treat.
00:33:06And don't forget the whipped cream.
00:33:12Hold them down, girls.
00:33:14Okay, that's enough.
00:33:30We want to make sure that the pledges have plenty of fluids during the race.
00:33:35You need to kill this before the end of the run.
00:33:40Are you on a Zeta moon?
00:33:43But I'm too young to die.
00:33:45Yeah, me too.
00:33:46I can't fit that in my mouth.
00:33:49I don't know, Britt.
00:33:50That's a big bottle.
00:33:52It's not safe.
00:33:53Every last drop.
00:33:58Are you on a Zeta moon?
00:34:00Make your choice.
00:34:02The race is about to start.
00:34:03Screw it.
00:34:33Is that what you want?
00:34:45See?
00:34:46That's what I'm talking about.
00:34:47That's what I'm talking about.
00:34:49Right there.
00:34:50There it is.
00:34:52What do you think you're doing?
00:34:53I'm sick of being your bitch so you can feel a few inches taller.
00:34:56But Helmuth is almost over.
00:34:58No one ever quits Zeta moon.
00:35:01Watch me.
00:35:03Run, bitches!
00:35:08Yeah!
00:35:08Hey, Cassie.
00:35:18That was awesome!
00:35:21Seriously, you're like my hero.
00:35:23Where did that even come from?
00:35:25Like, you were...
00:35:27What's wrong?
00:35:28You all right?
00:35:29You all right?
00:35:31Hey, talk to me.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:36I think I'm my earl.
00:35:40And this is not helping.
00:35:42You know what?
00:35:43Um, I just had a good idea.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:45My room is like right down the, you know, over there.
00:35:48And you can shower and...
00:35:51You want to get me out of these wet clothes, don't you?
00:35:53What?
00:35:54No.
00:35:55I mean, I just want you to be, you know, clean and everything.
00:35:59And yes, I want you out of those clothes.
00:36:00Shut up.
00:36:11I didn't know you were this type of girl.
00:36:15Neither did I.
00:36:16I kind of used to be the one in control here.
00:36:18Okay, okay.
00:36:41When I said take sharks, this is not what I was talking about.
00:36:44Not that you're getting bigger.
00:36:46Why are you getting bigger?
00:36:48Shit, what the fuck?
00:36:50What is that?
00:36:55That's a fucking spider.
00:36:57Is that a giant spider?
00:36:58That's a fucking giant spider.
00:36:59That's a fucking giant spider.
00:37:01What?
00:37:02What?
00:37:04Burn it!
00:37:05You're bigger on that, Cassie.
00:37:06You're on your own.
00:37:07Shit.
00:37:08Shit.
00:37:11Oh.
00:37:12Run down.
00:37:13What the fuck?
00:37:15Oh.
00:37:16Oh.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:27Thanks.
00:37:27Appreciate it.
00:37:28Uh.
00:37:29All right.
00:37:29Take care.
00:37:31I'm playing with you.
00:37:33You look great.
00:37:34Yeah.
00:37:35Better.
00:37:56Yeah.
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:58Son of a...
00:38:05Sorry.
00:38:07It's okay.
00:38:08It's not like you just spat hot coffee in my eye.
00:38:10Wait.
00:38:11Yes, you did.
00:38:13This is okay.
00:38:15We can...
00:38:17Yeah, we can fix this.
00:38:18No problemo.
00:38:19Really?
00:38:20I look like slutty Statue of Liberty, and you say no problemo?
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24I could have said,
00:38:26Oh, dear God.
00:38:27You're a ginormous freak.
00:38:28I'm sorry, Kyle.
00:38:31About everything.
00:38:32I just...
00:38:33I just wanted to be pretty.
00:38:37I know.
00:38:37It's...
00:38:38It's okay, Cass.
00:38:40All right?
00:38:40We'll...
00:38:41We'll do what we can.
00:38:42I'll call Dr. Higgs.
00:38:44We'll figure this out.
00:38:46You better make that call quick.
00:38:47We've got a mess to clean up.
00:38:50Hey.
00:38:51Hey.
00:38:51No.
00:38:51Stop.
00:38:52Stop it.
00:38:53Stop.
00:38:54Pulling around.
00:38:54Stop.
00:38:55Okay?
00:38:57Let's just go.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:05Where is she?
00:39:05In the pool?
00:39:06Yes, but listen.
00:39:07The renew has sped up quite a bit.
00:39:11And she's growing a lot faster than I anticipated.
00:39:12So, how much?
00:39:14I'm not sure the calculation, but...
00:39:16How you doing?
00:39:19I think my aorta just crapped its pants.
00:39:26You grew again?
00:39:27My little piggies look like fat hogs.
00:39:32The renew compound must have altered my hypothesis.
00:39:36Yes.
00:39:37Resulting in extreme gigantism.
00:39:42It's truly amazing.
00:39:44Be amazed from over there, Dr. Feelgood.
00:39:46Oh.
00:39:47Okay.
00:39:49I'm sorry, Doc.
00:39:50The renew compound must be making me more spontaneously aggressive.
00:39:54Yes.
00:39:55Among other side effects.
00:39:58How is that counteractive agent coming along?
00:40:01You're working on the antidote?
00:40:03Well, yeah.
00:40:04I mean, once the renew started showing adverse effects, I hit the lab, but...
00:40:07It's not going so well, Cass, okay?
00:40:11I mean, once the renew roots itself in your cells, it digs in deep.
00:40:15So, what do we do?
00:40:18Okay, okay.
00:40:20Look, I'm gonna call them, Cam, because they're the only ones with enough resources to help us.
00:40:25But in the meantime, you hide her a little better.
00:40:29There's eyes everywhere.
00:40:30Yeah.
00:40:30What are you...
00:40:31Hide?
00:40:35I have nothing to wear.
00:40:36Okay, I have an idea.
00:40:39But I'm gonna need your help.
00:40:41Fine, but no peeking.
00:40:43Oh, right.
00:40:45The rest of the world is just freakishly tall.
00:40:58Ah!
00:40:59Me!
00:41:00Me!
00:41:01What the hell, Brandon?
00:41:02Come down, okay?
00:41:04Fuck somebody.
00:41:06All right.
00:41:07So, I'm with Cassie, and there's this spider, and she starts growing.
00:41:11Like, growing.
00:41:13She gets huge.
00:41:14And I ran, and then I passed out, and...
00:41:19Oh, God.
00:41:19I think I'm...
00:41:20I think I'm gonna be...
00:41:21I'm gonna be...
00:41:22I'm gonna be...
00:41:23Oh, my God.
00:41:23I'm almost...
00:41:24Oh, my God.
00:41:24I'm almost...
00:41:25Oh, my God.
00:41:25Oh, my God.
00:41:26They're all numb.
00:41:27Okay.
00:41:28Oh, my God.
00:41:32It's terrifying.
00:41:33Okay, the spider had these fangs.
00:41:36Okay?
00:41:37These fangs were like...
00:41:38We're like...
00:41:39Oh, okay?
00:41:40And it's like...
00:41:41And it's all like...
00:41:42And I was like...
00:41:43Freaking out.
00:41:45And she's getting huge, and I just ran, and I passed out.
00:41:48I have no idea what happened.
00:41:50Enough about the spider.
00:41:52Tell me more about Cassie.
00:41:53It's game day, and the stage is set for a homecoming brawl
00:42:10between Iron Coast University and their rivals, the Panthers.
00:42:16With two undefeated records on the line, anything can happen.
00:42:21This is Sophia Long reporting.
00:42:24Hey!
00:42:25Oh, really, dudes?
00:42:26Get out of here.
00:42:27Just stop.
00:42:28Get out of here.
00:42:30We're gonna have to do it over.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:43Uh...
00:42:44Hey.
00:42:50What's going on here?
00:42:51Oh, uh, didn't Animal Control call you guys?
00:42:54Yeah, uh, uh, a pack of, um, giant pygmy, uh, uh, howler monkeys.
00:42:59They, uh, escaped from the lab.
00:43:01You know, they infested the whole gymnasium.
00:43:02Really?
00:43:04Really?
00:43:05Nobody told me about it.
00:43:07I better take a check.
00:43:08Oh, oh, okay.
00:43:08Well, hang on a second.
00:43:10If you're gonna go in there, you might...
00:43:12I want to wear this.
00:43:14I want to wear this.
00:43:17What for?
00:43:19Well, uh, two words.
00:43:21Okay?
00:43:22Explosive diarrhea.
00:43:24Yeah, some, some laxative company were, uh, were using monkeys as test subjects.
00:43:28Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
00:43:29It's like a poop apocalypse in there.
00:43:36I don't need no monkey shit today.
00:43:38I'll tell you what.
00:43:39Tell Animal Control I was here.
00:43:41Okay?
00:43:41Yeah, you got it.
00:43:43Will do.
00:43:43I'll just, I'll lock, lock this up.
00:43:45Take care.
00:43:53Okay.
00:43:55They won't be bugging us anytime soon.
00:43:57What's up?
00:43:58I'm not sure.
00:44:00But I think your antidote may be working.
00:44:02Check out these G8 levels.
00:44:03Okay, okay.
00:44:04Inside voice, please.
00:44:11No, I can't tell.
00:44:14Okay, let's take another sample.
00:44:24Oh, you think that's funny?
00:44:29Maybe.
00:44:30That's really funny, isn't it?
00:44:31Yeah.
00:44:31Yeah.
00:44:32You think it's funny?
00:44:35Oh, my God.
00:44:38I'm so sorry.
00:44:39Sure you are.
00:44:40What are you doing here?
00:44:42I thought my roomie could use some non-nerd company.
00:44:45What's up, big mama?
00:44:47Nothing much.
00:44:48Just growing into a gigantic mutant.
00:44:50You?
00:44:51Better than you.
00:44:53Sit up.
00:44:55That keeps happening.
00:44:58Hey, Cass.
00:44:59Check this out.
00:45:00You're right.
00:45:00The spider's GH levels are getting lower.
00:45:05What's that?
00:45:06It's an artificial antibody.
00:45:08Hopefully, it'll target the altered cells like an antigen.
00:45:11And disable the renew compound.
00:45:13Will it work?
00:45:14I don't know.
00:45:14Let's find out.
00:45:23Should something be happening now?
00:45:25Look, I'm...
00:45:31I'm sorry.
00:45:33Whoa.
00:45:34Uh, guys?
00:45:34Guys, you kind of want to see this.
00:45:38Woo!
00:45:39Oh, yeah.
00:45:40Ha!
00:45:40Who rocks?
00:45:41Huh?
00:45:41Me.
00:45:42You rock, Kyle.
00:45:43You rock.
00:45:44Where are you going?
00:45:45Back to the lab.
00:45:46I got more antibodies here.
00:45:48You know, he's kind of cute in a nerdy puppy kind of way.
00:45:51You notice that too, huh?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:55It's a shame you'd have to go spelunking to have sex with you, though.
00:46:00Hmm.
00:46:00Hmm.
00:46:00What are you doing?
00:46:18Blending in.
00:46:19What's it look like?
00:46:20You want a dog?
00:46:21No.
00:46:22Listen, I thought Zimcam was sending specialists to help pass.
00:46:25They did.
00:46:25These guys would have been my idea.
00:46:28Now they can run all over campus and everybody will think they're just big fans.
00:46:32I was expecting medical professionals and scientists.
00:46:36Who are those guys?
00:46:38Zimcam security.
00:46:39Ex-military, mostly.
00:46:41Nice fellas.
00:46:42Why don't you get to know them?
00:46:43Listen, this is not necessary.
00:46:45Cassie is not a threat to anybody.
00:46:47Oh, really?
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:49Really?
00:46:49The 50-foot cheerleader with a superhuman strength isn't a threat.
00:46:52She's a dying grad student.
00:46:54You know, I'm so glad you cleared that up.
00:46:57Let's roll, boys.
00:46:58This isn't right.
00:47:00Listen, you egg-headed pussy.
00:47:03There is no right or wrong.
00:47:05Just profit and loss.
00:47:08And right now, your freaky cheerleader has profit written all over her perfect, gigantic ass.
00:47:15So she's going with us one way or the other.
00:47:17Now get in the goddamn van.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:24Shotgun.
00:47:25Okay.
00:47:25I'll just walk in the van.
00:47:27Or get in the van.
00:47:30You're the, um, cheerleader, right?
00:47:54Shouldn't you be getting ready for the game?
00:47:56I am getting ready for the game.
00:47:58You see, the cheer squad has this tradition.
00:48:09For every homecoming game, we pick one lucky guy and we strip more.
00:48:15Um, you do what now?
00:48:18Guess who I picked?
00:48:20Um, no, listen, you, you can't get out of here.
00:48:28If you want me to leave, you need to manhandle me.
00:48:31Please, just, I don't have time.
00:48:33Okay, go away.
00:48:34Uh, listen, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't freak out, don't freak out.
00:49:01Hey, please, just, just.
00:49:10Calm down.
00:49:11Uh, shit.
00:49:16Oh, Brittany.
00:49:17Brittany, come here.
00:49:19No!
00:49:20Stop!
00:49:21Stop, please.
00:49:23Hey, Brittany.
00:49:24Wait, wait a second.
00:49:26Hey!
00:49:27oh shoot that's not good
00:49:33excuse me excuse me watch out so you want to tell me what's bothering you what are you talking
00:49:42about well kyle found a way to make you normal again shouldn't you be doing like big ass car
00:49:48wheels or something maybe i don't want to be normal so you'd rather be gigantor the sex bitch
00:49:52no i just don't want to be me in case you didn't notice being me sucked
00:49:57cass your mom's skyping you again you have to talk to her sometime fine but adjust the camera
00:50:06she'll crap puppies if she sees me like this okay
00:50:09ready yep
00:50:18cassie it's me mom but you're so pretty that's some great parenting mom
00:50:29i'm your mother i'm supposed to say you look pretty but this time i really mean it you look beautiful
00:50:38i found a good stylist near campus better than good this guy's a miracle worker i mean i've had my
00:50:46stellar work in the past also but look what they had to work with okay mom i mean you you you could
00:50:53say that rome wasn't built in a day in your case okay mom wow really this guy should get a nobel prize
00:51:01or something okay we're done here oh but i haven't told you my good news yet i'm coming to homecoming
00:51:08isn't that great i'm overcome with joy my daughter makes the cheer squad and now this i couldn't not
00:51:17come i'll see you on the field
00:51:19wow it's like life is taking a steaming pee on my birthday cake would ice cream help
00:51:3320 gallons mint chocolate chip
00:51:36all right well that's gonna take a few trips
00:51:39i'll be back
00:51:41kassie kass kassie kass get out of here
00:51:56mr gray what is this
00:52:08taking you to remote installation miss strafford we can run some tests i hate to admit this but that
00:52:15outfit is giving me just a tiny little chubby
00:52:18ew
00:52:19hey jen kass you guys all right
00:52:21hey dr higgs what's going on
00:52:22it's okay
00:52:24kassie
00:52:25kassie
00:52:25zamkem has the resources to help you
00:52:28we don't
00:52:29if they're trying to help me then why are they armed
00:52:31there's no need for concern
00:52:33they're only tasers for our own protection
00:52:36protection from what
00:52:38we're afraid that the renew might compromise your mental stability
00:52:42your wardrobe for example
00:52:43no no you know what that's it
00:52:44i'm calling the fda or something
00:52:46why don't you set your phone to shut the fuck up
00:52:49kyle
00:52:51okay that's it no more screwing around bring me the big boy
00:52:58you're going with us
00:53:02you're going with us girlie or you're eating 500,000 votes
00:53:06kassie they will lock you up like a lab rat
00:53:09run
00:53:09don't do it
00:53:11son of a bitch
00:53:15that is one hell of a stride
00:53:19look at you
00:53:24you could have had it all
00:53:26you could have been swimming in money and drowning in hookers
00:53:29but no
00:53:30you threw it all away
00:53:32and for what
00:53:33tough luck kid
00:53:42by now her vagina is a freaking echo chamber
00:53:46you're just going to be yodeling in the canyon
00:53:49let's get cracking doc
00:53:56college kids
00:54:02cover me
00:54:17where you gonna hide kassie
00:54:23you're 50 feet tall
00:54:25and we got eyeballs everywhere
00:54:27i will not be zimkim science experiment
00:54:30well you should have thought of that
00:54:32before you ejected company property
00:54:35off your ass
00:54:36capisce
00:54:39ha
00:54:40ow
00:54:48you know if you want something done right
00:54:58get the winches hooked up
00:55:15gotta get her out of sight
00:55:16but first
00:55:18somebody take my picture
00:55:20over here boss
00:55:21no wait wait wait hold on
00:55:25one more for safety
00:55:26hi
00:55:34uh is brit here
00:55:35ah i'm afraid miss andrews is upstairs
00:55:39ah
00:55:39young man
00:55:41follow me
00:55:44okay
00:55:46you know of course that no
00:55:56dude conduct
00:55:58is loud
00:55:59in this house
00:56:00of course
00:56:02yes ma'am
00:56:03so
00:56:06i expect you to be on your best behavior
00:56:09because if your crank sees the light of day in there
00:56:12i will cut it off with a rusty pipe wrench
00:56:15tea
00:56:20no thank you
00:56:22no
00:56:23no
00:56:23no i'm i'm good
00:56:24okay
00:56:32okay
00:56:32you can't stop it
00:56:35one
00:56:36two
00:56:38brit
00:56:39are you in there
00:56:42are you like waxing your pubes or something
00:56:56no you idiot
00:56:58what's going on in there
00:57:01nothing
00:57:02absolutely
00:57:03absolutely nothing
00:57:04okay uh
00:57:16you know what
00:57:17something crazy just happened
00:57:18coach just called me
00:57:19i gotta be at the practice field
00:57:21so i'm gonna
00:57:21i'm gonna see you later
00:57:23promise
00:57:24you're not going anywhere
00:57:28huh
00:57:30cas
00:57:34cas
00:57:36you alright
00:57:36oh creep
00:57:37she's gonna be fine
00:57:40vitals are very strong
00:57:41you sold her out you piece of shit
00:57:44oh i wouldn't be too hard on him kid
00:57:47sim camp can't afford another company finding her
00:57:51they get cassie's blood
00:57:52they get renew
00:57:53so what are you gonna do
00:57:54are you gonna sneak her out
00:57:56it's homecoming there's thousands of witnesses
00:57:58who said anything about sneaking
00:58:00we're flying around
00:58:02plain sight
00:58:23on the blimp you're crazy
00:58:24no believing a woman could grow into a 50-foot giant
00:58:27that's crazy
00:58:29we are floating over the stadium
00:58:32with zemchem pharmaceuticals new mascot
00:58:35a 50-foot plastic cheerleader
00:58:40but what about cassie's
00:58:41what about cassie's stopping all over campus i mean people had to see her
00:58:44ah it's a special effect
00:58:45hologram or some shit
00:58:47part of a publicity stunt that promotes zemchem
00:58:49listen to me kid look around ya
00:58:52your peers have got their noses buried so deep into their smartphones
00:58:56i could stage this year's cheerpalooza with a hundred cassies
00:59:00and unless it's on this
00:59:02and unless it's on this
00:59:03your peeps just don't care
00:59:06no i don't believe that
00:59:21well you better believe it buster
00:59:24because it's simple and logical
00:59:26and most people are freaking morons
00:59:28who believe anything the internet will tell them
00:59:30okay boys
00:59:32let's bag this big bad barbie up
00:59:35take these two to the lab
00:59:37do a clean swing
00:59:38cass i'll be back for you i promise
00:59:39no he won't
00:59:45you're on your own now kid
00:59:47hey
00:59:48that's what you came to college for isn't it
00:59:52all right
00:59:57all right
01:00:01come on
01:00:03let's show these panther fans
01:00:06what it's like
01:00:06oh
01:00:13Brenda girl you look fantastic
01:00:16hello well you know my motto
01:00:18set of moves never get old
01:00:21we just get better plastic surgeons
01:00:22let's go
01:00:23let's go
01:00:24let's go
01:00:26oh
01:00:30oh i hate their chocolate thunder
01:00:33want to go down under
01:00:34what a lovely school
01:00:41i am so glad you made it
01:00:44you know i never miss a homecoming game
01:00:46well
01:00:47sure but
01:00:48we thought you're gonna skip this year
01:00:49after we heard what happened to cassie
01:00:50what happened to cassie
01:00:53you don't know
01:00:54no
01:00:54oh honey
01:00:55my daughter said
01:00:57cassie quit his aid as a week ago
01:00:58and hasn't been to cheerleading camp
01:01:00oh really candy
01:01:04if that's true heads are gonna roll
01:01:07how could she do this to me
01:01:09those douchebags take cassie
01:01:12why no we won't
01:01:13okay check it out
01:01:14it's for elephants
01:01:16we're gonna inject her with the antidote
01:01:17i thought you said it needed more testing
01:01:19well we don't have any time
01:01:20okay
01:01:21oh this is great man
01:01:35hey what's up brandy
01:01:36i remember my run
01:01:39hey
01:01:44what
01:01:45what
01:01:47all the cows
01:01:48holy shit
01:01:49holy shit
01:01:50really
01:01:51hey
01:01:54grant you know
01:01:55you're looking tall
01:01:57good
01:01:57really good
01:01:58listen
01:02:00Listen, all right, in the heat of the moment, I said some things, I think you may have,
01:02:04you know, misunderstood them a little bit.
01:02:06You called me a freak!
01:02:07In a good way, like, what's up, you sexy freak, you know, like, come on, we're good.
01:02:14You knew the times, memories, there, no, no, I'm gonna eat you right now, no, I'm gonna
01:02:22eat you, no, no, there you go, babe, have a beer, have a beer, there you go, relax.
01:02:27Hey, how about this, he gets up on the podium, and he says, um, I've synthesized metabolic
01:02:45acids, I've re-engineered cell walls, but I've forgotten to-
01:02:49But you forgot to extrapolate the data.
01:02:52You heard it before?
01:02:53All right, um, uh, you distract Cassie, I'll inject her.
01:02:57Okay.
01:02:58And then take out Dr. Hicks.
01:02:59Okay, good, because I really want to have time.
01:03:00Good.
01:03:01Okay, let's go.
01:03:02All right.
01:03:03Uh, maybe being big won't be so bad.
01:03:08I mean, after all, you won't have to look for skirts anymore, you can just use a tent.
01:03:12Oh, oh, listen, there's no need for violence, okay?
01:03:17How about this?
01:03:23We'll find you a guy we could advertise in large and tall women weekly for you.
01:03:31Or not.
01:03:32You want to suck some volts?
01:03:35Didn't think so.
01:03:39Hey, stop it!
01:03:40Ugh!
01:03:41Ugh!
01:03:42Ugh!
01:03:43Uh!
01:03:44Oh!
01:03:45Oh, no!
01:03:46No!
01:03:47Cassie, no!
01:03:48Ugh!
01:03:49Ugh!
01:03:50Ugh!
01:03:51Ugh!
01:03:52Ugh!
01:03:53Ugh!
01:03:54This stinks!
01:03:55Ugh!
01:03:56Ugh!
01:03:57Better late than never.
01:03:58Let me give you a hand there, Superman.
01:03:59Ugh!
01:04:00Ugh!
01:04:01Ugh!
01:04:02Ugh!
01:04:03Ugh!
01:04:04Get a kick to the stomach, it's highly overrated.
01:04:05Oh, Kyle, are you okay?
01:04:06I'm great, too.
01:04:07Thanks for asking.
01:04:08Oh, oh, hey, hey, Cass, wait, wait!
01:04:09Don't do that!
01:04:10Okay, listen to me.
01:04:11I'll, I'll inject you with the antidote.
01:04:12You'll shrink back to normal size, you'll slip right out of those, okay?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14Oh, hey, hey, Cass, wait, wait, wait!
01:04:15Don't do that!
01:04:16Okay, listen to me.
01:04:17I'll, I'll inject you with the antidote.
01:04:18You'll shrink back to normal size, you'll slip right out of those, okay?
01:04:19Yeah.
01:04:20Okay, listen to me.
01:04:21I'll, I'll inject you with the antidote.
01:04:22You'll shrink back to normal size, you'll slip right out of those, okay?
01:04:24Yeah, I'll help.
01:04:25Or not.
01:04:26No, I don't want it.
01:04:27Don't you get it?
01:04:28Gray is, is just afraid you're gonna go to a rival company, alright?
01:04:30If we eradicate Renew from yourselves, you know, he'll leave you alone.
01:04:32I heard about Brittany's rampage.
01:04:33Renew is not going to be a good thing.
01:04:34It's not going to be a good thing.
01:04:35It's not going to be a good thing.
01:04:36It's not going to be a good thing.
01:04:37It's not going to be a good thing.
01:04:38It's not going to be a good thing.
01:04:39It's not going to be a good thing.
01:04:40It's not going to be a good thing.
01:04:41What do you think?
01:04:42Renew is just afraid you're going to go to a rival company, alright?
01:04:44If we eradicate Renew from yourselves, you know, he'll leave you alone.
01:04:48I heard about Brittany's rampage.
01:04:50Renew made me more aggressive.
01:04:52But in her, it'll put the bitch factor way past 11.
01:04:55No way Zim Kim's man can stop that.
01:04:58But I can.
01:05:01We're moments away from kickoff here at Iron Coast University Stadium.
01:05:07As you can see, fans are streaming into the stadium.
01:05:10Oh, come on.
01:05:12Again?
01:05:13This is network television, you stupid hobbits!
01:05:16Huh?
01:05:17What you got, man?
01:05:19Whoa!
01:05:20God!
01:05:21Look at him!
01:05:38So help me, Bob.
01:05:39If you're not getting this, I'll turn your nutsack into a coin purse.
01:05:41I'm getting it.
01:05:42I'm getting it.
01:05:45Do you have a statement?
01:05:46Is there anything you want to say?
01:05:48Uh...
01:05:53Oh, my God.
01:05:54Oh!
01:05:57Come on, a little Hen.
01:05:58Put your thumb on me.
01:05:59Come on!
01:06:00Come on, get over him!
01:06:01Oh, Ben!
01:06:11Oh!
01:06:12Oh!
01:06:13Let's move it!
01:06:14Oh, Lord!
01:06:15Oh, he's another song!
01:06:16We're the only guys who can help you.
01:06:18We're also the guys who can cut you down to size.
01:06:21So what's it gonna be, sister?
01:06:27I've never missed a game, and I'm not about to start now.
01:06:46Can we talk?
01:07:05You think they scared her off?
01:07:07Oh, God, did she kill him?
01:07:10Lower.
01:07:11No, he's breathing.
01:07:16Well, where is she, then?
01:07:21Right now, the eyes of you, Buccaneer, makes the rest.
01:07:27That might jump your shit out of me, take your fear.
01:07:30What?
01:07:31Holy Toledo?
01:07:33Is that a giant cheerleader?
01:07:35Oh, my God!
01:07:37No, no, no, you're not.
01:07:38Just announce your chin.
01:07:39Not see that, Tommy.
01:07:40And I've seen a lot.
01:07:41Thank you very much with this context.
01:07:46It felt like an earthquake.
01:07:47Oh, please.
01:07:48Marvel.
01:07:49Come on, you guys.
01:07:50Where's your spirit?
01:07:51Let's do the wave.
01:07:53Whee!
01:07:57I got spirit.
01:07:58Yes, I do.
01:07:59I got spirit.
01:08:00How about you?
01:08:02Woo!
01:08:03I see you.
01:08:04Number one.
01:08:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:08:07Come on, you guys.
01:08:08Don't you want to see me cheer?
01:08:10My name is Brittany.
01:08:12Don't mess with me.
01:08:13I run, say, and move.
01:08:14I'm the queen of ideas.
01:08:16Woo!
01:08:21You guys are so loud!
01:08:24Woo!
01:08:26Woo!
01:08:27Woo!
01:08:28Woo!
01:08:29Woo!
01:08:30Woo!
01:08:31Woo!
01:08:32Woo!
01:08:33Woo!
01:08:34Woo!
01:08:35Woo!
01:08:36Woo!
01:08:37Woo!
01:08:38Woo!
01:08:39Woo!
01:08:40Woo!
01:08:41Woo!
01:08:42Woo!
01:08:43Woo!
01:08:44Woo!
01:08:45Woo!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:47You've been at my butt since the day we met.
01:08:49What did I do to you?
01:08:50You were the nerdy little science girl, but it wasn't enough.
01:08:53Well, you are leaving now, Baz.
01:08:55You are going to miss the knife down drag out of the city.
01:08:59You are the no-
01:09:00Wow!
01:09:011.
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01:09:2610.
01:09:27You've got to step into my world.
01:09:57She's sitting on her face.
01:10:07Yee-haw!
01:10:21Oh! Excuse me!
01:10:23Look out!
01:10:27Okay, are you going to use that thing or not?
01:10:37Woof! Woof!
01:10:38Thanks, Mom.
01:10:42Hey.
01:10:44Hey, guys. Check it out.
01:10:47Hey!
01:10:48Hey!
01:10:53Looks like your antibodies worked.
01:10:55I guess it'll take a while to whip up another batch.
01:10:58Well, it's a good thing I have these.
01:11:03Now, you are aware. This will reverse all the renew effects.
01:11:06That's okay. I think I like the old me better.
01:11:08Didn't I tell you she was a great cheerleader?
01:11:18Okay, let's go.
01:11:34We've never looked better.
01:11:36better. Wait. What's wrong? I think we might have messed up the dosage of antibodies we
01:11:55gave Brittany. I'm sure it's fine. Yeah? Guys, I'm pretty sure it's not fine.
01:12:03What's going on? Brittany? Are you okay? Is she in there? I don't want to be. It is Brittany.
01:12:18Hey, Brittany. Oh, gosh. Brittany, stand up. I am standing up.
01:12:33Why didn't you come with my Happy Meal? You're not Snow White anymore. Now you don't want to be born.
01:12:41You're gross.
01:12:45No!
01:12:48No!
01:12:49No!
01:12:50No!
01:12:51No!
01:12:52No!
01:12:53No!
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