Andy Richter Controls The Universe Season 1 Episode 3 4-2-02 "Little Andy In Charge" Keith Part 4

Andy Richter Controls The Universe Season 1 Episode 3 4-2-02 "Little Andy In Charge" Keith,Andy,& Byron Scene 4 Part 4

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00:00I mean, I feel terrible. Leslie is a total bigot.

00:10Dump her.

00:10Let me finish. And the most beautiful woman I've ever been with.

00:14Then keep her.

00:16Maybe you could try to help her to be more accepting of people.

00:19That's good, too.

00:21Well, I tried. I told her about all the great contributions that Jewish people have made to civilization.

00:26You know, Einstein, Freud, five of the six three stooges.

00:31Shep?

00:33No matter what I said, though, she wouldn't change her mind.

00:36So we just kept having sex.

00:40I hate myself. What should I do?

00:43Dump her.

00:44No, seriously, what should I do?

00:47Andy, you know it's wrong to stay with her.

00:49So you may have to go without sex.

00:51But you can hold your head up high while you, you know, take care of your own needs.

00:54Gosh, that sounds like fun.

00:58Andy, staying with this woman is immoral.

01:00And you have to do the moral thing.

01:03How about if I keep having sex with Leslie, but I do a different moral thing to make up for it?

01:10I don't know.

01:10That sounds kind of weird.

01:12Byron and Keith were exactly right.

01:14I could keep dating Leslie if I could just find a way to balance the moral scales.