Andy Richter Controls The Universe Season 1 Episode 3 4-2-02 "Little Andy In Charge" Keith Part 3

Andy Richter Controls The Universe Season 1 Episode 3 4-2-02 "Little Andy In Charge" Keith,Jessica,Byron,& Wendy Scene 3 Part 3

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00:00And there you have it.

00:05Oh, hey.

00:07Want to do something tonight?

00:08Yes, please. No dinner, no conversation.

00:11Just take me straight to bed.

00:12Boy, your life really is easy.

00:14No, I mean I need to get some sleep.

00:17Jessica has dragged me out four nights in a row.

00:20She just won't stop.

00:21She's like the Terminator, except she's not from the future,

00:23and she likes to dance.

00:25Oh, hey, honey, come here. It's okay. You're safe.

00:28It's just so awful.

00:30Hey, guys, I did it again.

00:32Remember how good I was yesterday?

00:34Well, double that.

00:35Now add six, multiply it by five,

00:37and your original number was 22.

00:42Are you all right?

00:43Oh, I won't lie to you.

00:45I haven't gotten a lot of sleep lately, and I'm a little weird.

00:48This is all my fault.

00:49I never should have made you come out with me the other night.

00:51No, no, no. It's working for me.

00:53I feel more spontaneous or something.

00:55Like today, the Thursday meeting.

00:56I'm sitting there like I do every Thursday, knowing that it's pointless.

00:58But today, I said something.

01:00I said, guys, the Thursday meeting is pointless.

01:04And Miller totally agreed with me.

01:05Nick, who feels a little threatened by me,

01:07started to say something, but before he could even get a word out,

01:10I said, buddy, drink yourself a glass of shut up juice,

01:13because we're done here.

01:14There was some applause,

01:15and we all took a danish and left, except me.

01:17I took an ashtray, and stuck to the bottom,

01:20I believe this is your card, the four of clubs.

01:28That's amazing.

01:30You never picked a card.

01:33Still, though, she's walking around with an ashtray,

01:36with the four of clubs stuck to the bottom.