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Andy Richter Controls The Universe Season 1 Episode 3 4-2-02 "Little Andy In Charge" Keith,Jessica,Byron,& Wendy Scene 3 Part 3

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00:00And there you have it.
00:05Oh, hey.
00:07Want to do something tonight?
00:08Yes, please. No dinner, no conversation.
00:11Just take me straight to bed.
00:12Boy, your life really is easy.
00:14No, I mean I need to get some sleep.
00:17Jessica has dragged me out four nights in a row.
00:20She just won't stop.
00:21She's like the Terminator, except she's not from the future,
00:23and she likes to dance.
00:25Oh, hey, honey, come here. It's okay. You're safe.
00:28It's just so awful.
00:30Hey, guys, I did it again.
00:32Remember how good I was yesterday?
00:34Well, double that.
00:35Now add six, multiply it by five,
00:37and your original number was 22.
00:42Are you all right?
00:43Oh, I won't lie to you.
00:45I haven't gotten a lot of sleep lately, and I'm a little weird.
00:48This is all my fault.
00:49I never should have made you come out with me the other night.
00:51No, no, no. It's working for me.
00:53I feel more spontaneous or something.
00:55Like today, the Thursday meeting.
00:56I'm sitting there like I do every Thursday, knowing that it's pointless.
00:58But today, I said something.
01:00I said, guys, the Thursday meeting is pointless.
01:04And Miller totally agreed with me.
01:05Nick, who feels a little threatened by me,
01:07started to say something, but before he could even get a word out,
01:10I said, buddy, drink yourself a glass of shut up juice,
01:13because we're done here.
01:14There was some applause,
01:15and we all took a danish and left, except me.
01:17I took an ashtray, and stuck to the bottom,
01:20I believe this is your card, the four of clubs.
01:28That's amazing.
01:30You never picked a card.
01:33Still, though, she's walking around with an ashtray,
01:36with the four of clubs stuck to the bottom.
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