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00:00What would people say if they found out that Captain Ryan was a big, gay, pilot?
00:12You wouldn't dare.
00:19You know, Tonya, I think you should leave.
00:21Well, if I'm gonna leave, you're gonna have to let go of me.
00:26Do you wanna let go of me, Captain Ryan?
00:30On board, you can call me, Captain.
00:37Here.
00:39It's boss.
00:52Oh my god, Captain Ryan's here.
00:55He's so dreamy.
01:00Whoa, he's even hotter in person.
01:09Elena, is my breakfast ready?
01:12Morning, Captain. He'll be ready in just a sec.
01:14Welcome aboard.
01:25Thanks, Doyle.
01:45Breakfast is ready, Captain.
01:51I wonder how the passengers would feel if they knew America's most dangerous drug lord was running his empire from 35,000 feet.
01:58Cobra thanks you for your service, Elena.
02:01My pleasure, Captain.
02:03Where the hell's my wine?
02:08Man, shit! You fucking idiot!
02:14Till is here...
02:21Of course.
02:22I'm so sorry.
02:24Uh! I'm...
02:25Mr. Sanchez!
02:26This is our highest tiered frequent flyer. This is unacceptable...
02:30Tony, apologize right now.
02:31I'm so sorry sir. That was absolutely my fault.
02:34That suit probably cost more than your entire existence.
02:37I'll have to deduct six months of your salary from this.
02:39salary for this. Yeah. It's okay, John. No need for all that. I'm sure a pretty little thing like
02:48him can find other ways to repay me. Mr. Sanchez, as captain of this flight, I'd like to formally
03:01apologize for any inconvenience you've experienced, and in a spirit of good faith, we'll gladly
03:06provide you with a $500 travel voucher for your next booking. However, should you continue
03:11to harass my crew, I'll have no choice but to escort you personally off this aircraft.
03:17No. We leave in 10 minutes with or without you. Your choice.
03:22Fine. But make sure you keep your little puppy on the leash next time.
03:28Captain? Thank you for helping. I hope I can make it up to you somehow.
03:46Keep dreaming. If you think he'd ever be into you, our golden boy is as straight as a pencil.
03:54I've been asking him out for decades, and weirdly, he always turns me down.
03:59But I'll keep trying. You know, I bet that he can't say no to my family's fortune.
04:07So what makes you think that you would ever stand a chance?
04:12Don't you have toilets to go clean?
04:13No, I'm not to blame, even though I make these mistakes.
04:29Oh, it's all your fault.
04:32It's simply because I'm mistreated by the state.
04:37And I can't be held accountable to...
04:45Captain Ryan?
04:46Tony! What are you doing here?
04:50I thought you were straight.
04:51Why did you just walk into my room without knocking?
04:53I mean, it's said to come here on the app. Room 419, right?
04:57Are you cockpit confidential?
04:58No, that's not me, I swear.
05:00Really?
05:01Looks like you've been busy, Captain.
05:10All right, well, this was a mistake, all right?
05:14A mistake. A confession.
05:18What would people say if they found out that Captain Ryan was a big, gay pilot?
05:25You wouldn't dare.
05:37You know, Tony, I think you should leave.
05:39Well, if I'm gonna leave, you're gonna have to let go of me.
05:44Do you want to let go of me, Captain Ryan?
05:45No, I don't know.
05:50No, I don't know.
05:55Is this what you want?
06:15This is Captain.
06:17On board, you can call me Captain.
06:21Here?
06:22It's Boss.
06:25Tony, this stays between us.
06:53Only on certain terms.
06:55So what?
06:59You're blackmailing me?
07:01I think blackmailing is kind of an ugly word.
07:04I would call it...
07:06Mutually assured discretion.
07:10I think we should be friends with benefits.
07:14Exclusively.
07:17Huh?
07:18What? No, no.
07:19Wait.
07:21That's not my style.
07:22Hey.
07:22Come on.
07:26I was just teasing.
07:29Hmm?
07:31Why are you so afraid of coming out?
07:33Look, Tony, you don't understand.
07:36I'm not just a pilot.
07:38I...
07:38being gay could ruin everything I've built.
07:45Look at me.
07:47I'm gay.
07:49And I'm out.
07:50And I'm happy.
07:52Yeah.
07:53Yeah, but for you, it's different.
07:56You're young.
07:57you're a flight attendant you've got oh so because I'm a flight attendant I'm
08:01expected to be gay is that what you're saying no no that's it's not not my
08:08meant look I got responsibilities okay people people depend on me if I were to
08:19come out as well I think you're just afraid to accept yourself no I accept
08:26myself just fine I'm sorry I shouldn't push you to do something you're not ready
08:37to do oh Tony it's just how do you make it look so easy I don't know I guess I
08:50just like myself enough to be honest about who I am and
08:56that kind of self-love is magnetic
09:08you know I've never really met anyone like you Tony
09:16hey do you want to get brunch I still owe you for that whole wine mishap that
09:22happened on the flight no I think you've more than made up for that let me treat
09:28you
09:32hey I think our baggage has got mixed up can I have mine back I'd like to change
09:38before the shuttle gets here oh you want your suitcase back after you stole my
09:42invitation ruin my night all so you can get a taste of what it's like to not be a
09:46low-class bitch can you believe they just let anyone work here now
09:52oh well
09:53Jung's family owns a airman he can fart this trash whenever he wants
09:58hmm that's right daddy just made the sole heir just last month
10:02I just wanted to help you out since you love putting yourself on display so much now you
10:16can really give them a show this is a direct violation of company policy it's
10:20it's harassment meant company policy I am company policy as the sole heir
10:26everyone at this airline answers to me mmm he is right I mean John wrote the
10:33entire employee handbook let's see what HR has to say about this HR let me give you
10:39a little reality check I am HR I control every department every position
10:46every pathetic little flight attendant who thinks they matter face it honey rules
10:53don't apply to people like John and since you're so concerned with uniform
10:57policy why don't you put your uniform on right now
11:00let us help you with that
11:02get off of me stop this is what happens when you forget your place in the food chain
11:08stop it get your hands off him now
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