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Date: 23rd April 2026


An inebriated David arrives home to a candlelit living room and romantic music. He slinks upstairs to bed and kisses who he assumes is Shona. When Jodie turns around, he's horrified. Jodie explains that she was napping after a bath and accuses David of taking advantage but David isn't having any of it, saying she must have known what was happening as she said his name. Seeing Shona's phone on the worktop, he realises that Jodie hearted his message and calls her deluded. Sarah arrives at David is kicking Jodie out of the house. She isn't sure who to believe at first but when Jodie accuses David of playing the victim like he did with Josh Tucker, she sides with David. Jodie leaves No.8. Jodie retrieves her trophy box from the house and trashes the living room. When Sarah walks in on the scene and sees the box, Jodie whacks her from behind, knocking her out cold. David receives to a voicemail from Jodie demanding he stop pestering her out of respect to Shona.

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00:00Ready or not, here I come.
00:17I don't think much of your hiding place.
00:22I'm not complaining, though.
00:39Oh, you smell lovely.
00:43Like a sexy sweet shop.
00:48Oh, I'm loving the silky silks.
01:09David.
01:14You're you, you're not Shona.
01:17What the hell are you playing at?
01:19Me?
01:20You were the one snogging my face off.
01:22I was snogging Shona.
01:24Yeah, right.
01:25What are you even doing in like a silky silks?
01:28I mean, what are you doing in our bed?
01:30I had a bath.
01:31I borrowed Sho's dressing gown and I thought I'd get 40 winks.
01:34Looks like that shot to hell.
01:36Your brain is insane.
01:38You're drunk.
01:40I mean, did you not hear me come in?
01:42Trying to lure me in with your candles and your music.
01:45Er, no, you're weird. I was if I'd do that.
01:48Come on, David, take some accountability.
01:50You saw me lying there and you thought you were quitting.
01:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:54That is not what happened.
01:55I, I, I didn't know you were you.
01:58My sister has just had your baby.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:03OK?
02:04We're going to have to tell her.
02:07Hang on.
02:07Wait, wait, wait a minute.
02:09You said my name.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:12When, when we were in bed, when we were kissing, you said my name.
02:17He went, David.
02:19Yeah.
02:20No, I didn't say David.
02:23I said David?
02:25Question mark.
02:26As in like, what the hell do you think you're doing, David?
02:30Nah.
02:31No.
02:33We've got this connection, vibe, whatever you want to call it.
02:36I'll call it absolutely nothing and I'll call you deluded.
02:40Oh, come on, stop.
02:40That's what I'll call it.
02:41Shifting the blame.
02:42Look, I'm, I'm saying I get it, alright?
02:45And, and, I forgive you.
02:50Look, I know, I know you've been under a lot of pressure with Harper and, and it can't be easy.
02:56But come on, you've got to resist your urges.
02:58There are no urges here.
03:00There's, that's Shona's phone.
03:04Yeah.
03:05And?
03:08So I sent a message to Shona's phone and it was love-hearted back.
03:13You love-hearted my message back.
03:16What?
03:17Yeah.
03:18No, I never.
03:20Oh, and it's gone now.
03:23Maybe it was never there.
03:25Oh, Jodie, stop messing with my head, please.
03:29Either way.
03:31Shona needs to know what's going on here.
03:35Right.
03:36Your bags are packed.
03:37It's all off in the box.
03:39I haven't done anything.
03:41Go and buy someone else's bunny.
03:42Alright, we're all stocked up here.
03:44Shona wants me to stay.
03:46Well, she won't after this.
03:47It should be you getting thrown out after what you did.
03:50Me?
03:50Are you throwing her out?
03:52She's mad as a box of frogs.
03:54So you don't get what you want and I'm out on the streets?
03:56Is that it?
03:56What is it you want?
03:57Nothing.
03:58You tried it on with me?
03:59No, you never.
04:00Now, why would I do that?
04:01Well, I'm not being funny, David, but come on, look at her.
04:04Oh, well, yeah, I can imagine that coming from you.
04:06Why?
04:06What's that supposed to mean?
04:07Well, it's why you're going out with a jolly green giant, isn't it?
04:11I mean, he's easy on the eye.
04:12There's not much going on behind him.
04:13He's very intelligent, I'll have you know.
04:15Is he?
04:16You're not part of this conversation, thank you.
04:19Alright.
04:20Come on, David, just admit what you did.
04:22Yeah, because I cop off with all of Shona's crank sisters.
04:25Oi!
04:26I am not a crank.
04:27And yet, you did try to cop off with me.
04:29In your dreams, Glenn Close.
04:31Now do one.
04:31Yeah, but you know in Fatal Attraction he is actually having an affair.
04:35Whose side are you on?
04:35I don't know yet.
04:37Tell her that you kissed me.
04:38And tell her that you said I smelt like a sexy sweet shop.
04:42Right, no, only because I thought, I thought she was Shona.
04:46Oh, yeah, that old chestnut.
04:47Sarah!
04:48I'm sorry.
04:49Yeah, that was his best defence, you know, once I'd turned him down.
04:51How?
04:52I was disgusted the minute I saw it was you.
04:55I ran out the room.
04:56And Shona's gonna kill you when she finds out what you've done.
04:59She'll kill you, more like.
05:01No, she won't.
05:02Believe me, she's not gonna want you anywhere near her.
05:04I know about the stuff that happened with your mate.
05:09Josh, was it?
05:10You know, your friend.
05:14What's, what's that got to do, what, what you on about?
05:17Well, it just goes to show that things can get twisted.
05:24But I haven't twisted anything.
05:26Yeah, he wasn't his friend either.
05:27Oh, David, come on, when are you just gonna stop playing a victim?
05:30You can't go on like this all your life.
05:32No, not victim, I didn't mean...
05:34Oh, okay, I think it's time for you to go.
05:37Come on, out your pot.
05:40And go where?
05:41No-one cares if you live or die!
05:44Now get out of my house!
05:48Sorry.
05:56I had to be fine!
05:56Growing up like this.
05:56Oh no.
05:57.
06:16Här...
06:23I don't know.
07:07David, will you just shut off?
07:16Oh.
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