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00:00:00Visitation, Ty. The Traitor's Kid is here. Bring him in.
00:00:09Hey, buddy.
00:00:10I know it's not much. It's kind of hard to get toys in here.
00:00:15Happy birthday, son. Open.
00:00:19An F-A-18 Super Hornet? This can go Mach 1.8 and hold up to eight missiles.
00:00:25Thank you, Dad. I love it.
00:00:27You really are my son.
00:00:31Okay, time's up. Let's go.
00:00:33I love you, buddy.
00:00:36I'm gonna be a fire pilot just like you, Dad.
00:00:39I'm gonna be the best in the world.
00:00:41What the hell is going on here?
00:00:59Damn it, Cole.
00:01:01I told you stop touching my old Navy equipment.
00:01:04Thug a shoe out of breath with an oxygen tank.
00:01:09It's not happening, Cole. No chance.
00:01:12You're never gonna be a fighter pilot.
00:01:14Ever since you got back from prison, you just make me feel like shit.
00:01:17Because that's what you are, Cole.
00:01:21Shit.
00:01:22If your mother was still alive, she'd be ashamed of you.
00:01:25You're never gonna be a fighter pilot.
00:01:32Because you're just not good enough.
00:01:35Seven years you've been in the Navy and you're nothing but a fucking janitor!
00:01:48Dad was never like this before prison.
00:01:56Mr. Summers, you don't have to be so hard on him.
00:02:00He can't help it. He's weak.
00:02:02You think I'm holding him back because he's not good enough?
00:02:08Cole's the best fighter pilot I've ever seen.
00:02:10What?
00:02:11He didn't even realize that oxygen tank's empty.
00:02:20That's impossible.
00:02:22Well, that would mean that...
00:02:23He did that entire workout while suffocating himself.
00:02:28And there isn't another pilot walking this Earth who can do that.
00:02:32What?
00:02:33Why are you lying to him?
00:02:36Because I have powerful enemies who will kill him if he ever becomes a pilot.
00:02:40And if he hates me, then he hates me.
00:02:44I need to make sure no one knows how good he really is.
00:02:48Not even Cole himself.
00:02:52Summers!
00:02:53You moron, mop maggot!
00:02:55You're late again!
00:02:56Sorry, sir!
00:02:57I was at home training, sir!
00:02:59Training!
00:03:00There's no way in hell you'll ever be a pilot!
00:03:03You're the child of a drunk fucking traitor!
00:03:08Look at you.
00:03:09You've been in the Navy for seven years and you're still a janitor.
00:03:25Now clean this mess up!
00:03:29Mop maggot!
00:03:30Yes, sir.
00:03:31Test mission failed. Powering down.
00:03:32The enemy's long range missile facility will be up and running in three days.
00:03:36If we don't find a pilot that can destroy it by then, they are going to bomb America back into the Stone Age.
00:03:49I don't know what else to do, sir.
00:03:50I don't know what else to do, sir.
00:03:51The top secret flight simulators have been sent to every base.
00:03:54But the situation is bad and we're running out of time.
00:03:55And every top pilot who has attempted them has failed miserably.
00:03:57Maybe I'll never be a pilot.
00:03:59But this is a chance to see what I could become.
00:04:02I don't know what else to do, sir.
00:04:03I don't know what else to do, sir.
00:04:04The top secret flight simulators have been sent to every base.
00:04:07But the situation is bad and we're running out of time.
00:04:10And every top pilot who has attempted them has failed miserably.
00:04:15Maybe I'll never be a pilot.
00:04:22But this is a chance to see what I could become.
00:04:36Simulation starting.
00:04:40Simulation starting.
00:04:41There's not another run scheduled.
00:04:42Who's in there?
00:04:43Contact that CO.
00:04:44You shut this down right now.
00:04:46This is a top secret mission.
00:04:47No.
00:04:48Wait.
00:04:49Look.
00:04:51What?
00:04:52He's...
00:04:58He's approaching the third turn at Mach 1.
00:05:01Oh, my God.
00:05:02Four seconds to go.
00:05:03Approaching death bend.
00:05:07Two seconds.
00:05:10What?
00:05:11Shit.
00:05:12What happened?
00:05:13That was a level one mission and I could barely do it.
00:05:16And that's right.
00:05:17I'm not good enough.
00:05:18I'll never get to fly for real.
00:05:19Bring it back up.
00:05:20Now.
00:05:21He did it.
00:05:22Oh, my God.
00:05:23Oh, my God.
00:05:24We've got a pilot who could fly the mission and hit the target.
00:05:28Who is it?
00:05:29Uh, database says Cole Summers.
00:05:30Yeah.
00:05:31He's an unexceptional enlisted janitor.
00:05:32No way.
00:05:33I don't believe a janitor could fly that mission.
00:05:35That base is holding top gun trials this week.
00:05:36Get him in the trials.
00:05:37Find out how he cheated.
00:05:38I'm not putting the fate of the world in the hands of a janitor.
00:05:39Down.
00:05:40Two.
00:05:41Down.
00:05:42Two.
00:05:43Down.
00:05:44Three.
00:05:45Down.
00:05:46Three.
00:05:47Down.
00:05:48You've got to be kidding me.
00:05:49They must have mixed up the pilots with a piece of shit.
00:05:51Janitors.
00:05:52You've got to be kidding me.
00:05:53They must have mixed up the pilots with a piece of shit janitors.
00:05:56What are you doing janitor boy?
00:05:57You're here to mop up our pissing shit?
00:05:58I'm here to get into Top Gun.
00:05:59Clean up my spit mop boy.
00:06:02You've got to be kidding me.
00:06:04You're here to mop up our pissing shit.
00:06:09I'm here to get into Top Gun.
00:06:15Clean up my spit mop boy.
00:06:17I'm here to mop up our pissing shit.
00:06:20I'm here to get into Top Gun.
00:06:23top gun clean up my spit my boy look at him he's gonna cry summers as in the son of rick summers
00:06:30the one that's in jail for treason i don't know who you had to give hand jobs to to get in here
00:06:35your technique must be amazing you learned that from your convict daddy attention i'm on deck
00:06:42you are here to test for the strike fighter tactics program aka top gun
00:06:54and i'm admiral yeager time to show my dad who i am joining us on this trial is the head of senate
00:07:00naval council tony dubois i had to come when i found out the son of a traitor somehow got in this trial
00:07:08you are the best pilots of the navy all but one before we fly we need to test your strength
00:07:16mental toughness and the dedication these tests are designed to break the weak
00:07:21any questions i have a question
00:07:30why are you trying to kill my son
00:07:31he's not even a pilot how could he possibly handle top gun dad oh paul's traitor daddy came to
00:07:40protect him what are you doing here this is a secret navy trial not a soup kitchen please
00:07:49i've saved the lives of half the soldiers on this base all right security oh wait wait
00:07:57let rick watch his son make a fool of himself a janitor with the blood of a traitor at top gun
00:08:10america is done
00:08:12you better hope cole shits his pants because if he flies i will personally kill him unless my son does
00:08:27it first boy please welcome gunner the giant dubois best pilot in the navy and my son
00:08:37is that the stench of dirty shit water or is it treason i'm gonna break you into a cripple just like
00:08:49your traitor old man
00:08:53oh go ahead hit me bitch you can join drunk daddy dearest in prison control yourself
00:09:00first trial the opposing g-force is to make it feel like you're being ripped apart to simulate that
00:09:10the hella trial here's how it goes the helicopter will lift off and you're gonna try to hold down
00:09:15yourself as long as you can first up captain paul daniels call sign bugger begin
00:09:30oh buckeye 5.3 seconds well done next
00:09:394.7 seconds 4.5 seconds next up we have lieutenant mina rylans call sign nightfall good luck
00:09:51don't think she's gonna wet your mom
00:10:006.1 seconds nightfall takes the lead next up the giant
00:10:30you
00:10:39ladies and gentlemen we have a brand new leader gunner the giant dubois
00:10:44with 10.1 seconds and finally we have cole summers call sign
00:10:52mop bucket admiral i'm requesting a moment with my son
00:10:55will you at least drink this you look like you're about to pass out i'm fine
00:11:02son don't do this
00:11:05just quit why would i do that because all you're gonna do is make a complete ass out of yourself you
00:11:11are not good enough you have no idea what i'm capable of
00:11:15you happy colt don't do this colt think about it i can't mess this up i might not get a chance like
00:11:31this again but why do i feel so weak
00:11:45you
00:11:544.3 seconds my bucket
00:11:56that means you're in last please
00:12:02i drugged him with enough tranquilizers to put a horse to sleep
00:12:05but yet he held on as long as the others i'm sorry col i'm doing this to save your life
00:12:14my son
00:12:16it's unbelievable
00:12:20see i knew he couldn't do it pretty much what i expected from a janitor
00:12:29what's the matter sweet pea you look a little woozy
00:12:32just drop out of mop maggot
00:12:40what
00:12:41summers i think you've been drugged
00:12:43those fuckers
00:12:47how do i shake it for a mystery drug
00:12:50you need an adrenaline shot but that could kill you we have to go to the er
00:12:55not today
00:12:57second trial who's ready for a swim
00:13:00colt don't do it you'll drown
00:13:02then i'll drown
00:13:04the houdini trial this is to test your spatial awareness pressure under fire and your determination
00:13:11your mission is to free yourself before you drown as you can see you're tied behind your back with
00:13:17some nice thick rope and your right hand is a remote press it and we will rescue you but you will be
00:13:24disqualified you okay summers of course he's not okay
00:13:29he had 10 tranquilizers 20 minutes ago never been better sir then begin
00:13:46the giant first place
00:14:03come on cole just quit
00:14:05knifeball second place
00:14:22buckeye concedes bring them up
00:14:27concede bring them up
00:14:28press the button and quit i'd rather die than quit
00:14:41that's enough save him no no don't touch him until he presses the button he's gonna drown
00:14:48that's what happens when you try to play with the big boys
00:14:51someone help him
00:15:02oh my book third place still on the run he passed out like his drunk daddy
00:15:10son
00:15:14well cole may not have the skills but he sure has got the grit grit is not gonna save the world
00:15:21what the hell were you thinking you could have died when it's next try
00:15:33it's still in the running
00:15:35the remaining pilots nightfall giant will go head to head in the next dog fight
00:15:44winner has a place in a strike fighter tactics program
00:15:47pilots engage
00:15:58i can't see him anywhere right behind you princess
00:16:02i'm quite distraught he's in control
00:16:05giant you two clothes back up
00:16:09i'm going into a tailspin
00:16:11eject nightfall eject
00:16:17nightfall what happened
00:16:22is she okay you fucking idiot you could have killed her
00:16:26well it's not my fault she flies the way daddy here walks
00:16:29now if you'll excuse me i have to go to top gun unless you can sober up enough to fly a jet
00:16:35my bucket
00:16:38son
00:16:40after today i hope you finally realize the truth
00:16:43you are never going to be a pilot
00:16:54need an adrenaline shot but that could kill you
00:16:56what are you doing janitor boy here to mop up our piss and shit just drop out
00:17:18mop maggot you're never gonna be a fighter pilot because you're just not good enough
00:17:25cool what are you doing
00:17:33cool stop
00:17:44don't that could kill you
00:17:46why not
00:17:47i'm gonna be a fire pilot just like you then
00:17:56yeah spell it out for
00:17:59little traitor rick top gun belongs to my son not yet it doesn't
00:18:05this isn't
00:18:13this isn't over
00:18:16i'm gonna blow you out of the fucking sky
00:18:18well in about three minutes your family is gonna have not one but two disabled ex-pilots
00:18:39that's great for parking
00:18:43i told you if your son became a pilot i would kill him but now i may not have to my son may do it for me
00:18:51you might want to take a look at the screen you might want to take a look at the screen
00:18:55bright taken
00:18:56bitch
00:18:59how's it flying like that
00:19:01what the hell
00:19:13where are you my bucket
00:19:16i'm right behind you
00:19:17someone's nearly took him out under a minute this can't be happening
00:19:29it's a lucky start
00:19:31you're out of your league janner boy you don't stand a chance i've trained with the best i am
00:19:39the best giants luring him in for the kill and blow
00:19:43keep talking fried boy keep talking
00:19:46you
00:19:48jander
00:19:49that's a son of a traitor you should have drank your bleach and flushed yourself down the toilet
00:19:56he's making his move
00:19:59say goodbye my bucket
00:20:05where'd he go
00:20:09you know
00:20:11i have always hidden the cold side mop bucket
00:20:17but the good news is i think i figured out a better one
00:20:21giant tail
00:20:27direct hit direct hit
00:20:31the giant eliminated
00:20:33there's no fucking way
00:20:34die
00:20:35god
00:20:37summers wins
00:20:40he's a genius
00:20:42oh my god he actually did it
00:20:45back to base gentlemen
00:20:49how do you do that i've once been able to beat the giant in a dog fight in five years
00:20:54it is time to meet cole summers and have him stop world war three
00:21:07you can fly summers i'll give you that summers
00:21:20or you were doing things up there that i've never seen before
00:21:23there's a place for you to strive out a detectives program
00:21:27if you want
00:21:29yes sir
00:21:30did you see me out there
00:21:38did you see me out there i told you i could do it
00:21:41i know you're good enough
00:21:43i've always known you were good enough
00:21:52i'm gonna be a fire pilot just like you dad
00:21:54you think i'm holding him back because he's not good enough
00:21:59call is the best fire pilot i've ever seen
00:22:02you really are my son
00:22:05you're the best pilot i've ever seen
00:22:07you were born to own those guys
00:22:18you have no idea how long i've waited to hear you say that
00:22:30i'm sorry son i've always wanted to tell you sooner
00:22:33but i couldn't why not
00:22:40because of me grab it
00:22:46i warned you rick leave him alone this is on you dad what's going on cole summers you are under arrest
00:22:57cole summers you are under arrest for what for sabotaging u.s military equipment
00:23:02does anyone think a lowly janitor could beat the top fighter pilot in the navy
00:23:09he sabotaged gunner's plane that's bullshit
00:23:16i knew it and my plane wasn't handling right it's the only way the mop bucket could have beaten me
00:23:22you little bitch i beat you fair and square
00:23:24that's cheating my son could have been killed up there
00:23:31fuck you tony your fight is with me not my son
00:23:36my fight with you is over it has been since i put you in a chair and framed you as a traitor
00:23:40what is he talking about
00:23:46the son of a bitch ruined my fucking life
00:23:50it all started with him wanting me to sabotage a mission to protect his crooked donors
00:23:57what you're asking is treason and murder thousands of lives would be lost
00:24:06thousands of people die every day you can't think about that
00:24:11rick how long have we known each other if nothing else do it as a favor to me rick
00:24:16rick i will make you an admiral
00:24:23you can go to hell i will not betray my country
00:24:33then you'll die serving it
00:24:42approaching the base
00:24:46the base
00:24:48sorry summers but you should have done what i said
00:24:53now you die
00:24:58my systems are down everything this one did
00:25:17you son of a bitch
00:25:19you sabotaged my plane
00:25:22that's the least of your worries
00:25:24every crime i've committed will be pinned on you
00:25:28you will rot in prison as a traitor and a drunk
00:25:34that's what you get for playing hero
00:25:38you're gonna pay for this
00:25:39but he didn't pay because the rich never do
00:25:46i just would have listened to the senator
00:25:50i could have been there for you growing up
00:25:53instead of becoming this embarrassment of a father
00:25:56dad you're not an embarrassment you're my hero
00:26:10i wouldn't be so sure of that son
00:26:11i've been sabotaging you becoming a pilot for years
00:26:17i'm the one who drugged you
00:26:19what why he said if your son ever becomes a pilot i'll make sure
00:26:33he dies on his first flight
00:26:37he said he'd kill you if you ever became a pilot
00:26:40and i understand if you hate me son
00:26:44but i wasn't just gonna let you die
00:26:46i understand you were just trying to protect me
00:26:50you're captain rick summers
00:26:52you're the best pilot this country has ever seen and i am proud to be your son
00:26:56i love you dad nothing can keep me from the skies
00:27:03i hate to break up this trashy little love fest but i promised if you ever became a pilot
00:27:09i'd kill you and what what can i say i'm a man of my word oh you bastard just let him go
00:27:18or what you're gonna roll over my foot
00:27:26dad put him down
00:27:41i'm gonna break you like i broke your daddy
00:27:48less than 30 clicks out sir oh good we have no time to spare we need to prep summers for his mission
00:27:54the world depends on it
00:28:14what the hell is going on here watch your tone i'm a u.s senator and i don't give a
00:28:19fuck about your rank admiral this traitorous janitor sabotaged my son's plane that's bullshit
00:28:28the thought of my son sabotaging a plane is ridiculous not half as ridiculous as a
00:28:34low-level janitor with no flying skills beating the top pilot in the navy
00:28:39prepare for landing all right let's meet this coal summers
00:28:52my men are going to take him into custody and nobody has the power to stop me
00:28:57who the hell are you well i am agent smith this is my associate agent jones we're cia
00:29:23and we are now in charge i am a u.s senator and don't you dare if you'd like to remain a u.s
00:29:32senator and not a prisoner at guantanamo bay you'll stay the out of our way
00:29:40and that goes for the rest of you here we're cia and we're in charge and if you've got a problem with
00:29:46that contact your superior who's then going to contact their superior and they're going to tell
00:29:51you exactly what i said you can't do that to my dad he is a very important
00:30:01dubois tell your little pup here to calm down we're going to take him out too shut the hell up gunner
00:30:07but i said shut the hell up cole summers cole summers yes sir we need you to come with us to prep
00:30:19prep for what to save the world
00:30:26i need you to come with us to black site delta to prep for your mission there is no way i'm in charge
00:30:33you that's for what you did to my dad well it looks like the senator fell and hit his head
00:30:41wouldn't you say admiral yeah you should be really careful this is when my dad wakes
00:30:50this is for what you did to nightfall
00:30:53now escort your boss off of my base before i have him court-martial so are you ready to save the world
00:31:11i've been ready my whole life
00:31:23nothing like a little slim before saving the world i'm just uh trying to get the poison out of my
00:31:29system
00:31:33you were amazing up there today how do you fly like that so effortless instinctual
00:31:42everything in my life has been a struggle i have to fight for a lot of things but
00:31:46since the first time i went up into the sky i just
00:31:51feel fearless i'm free and i don't really think about it too much
00:31:57well thanks for standing up for me too to block are you kidding you would have done the same for me
00:32:04how are you feeling warm in need of recovery mind if i join you no
00:32:16how are you feeling warm in need of recovery mind if you're going to save the world huh
00:32:24so you're gonna save the world huh i'm gonna try well if you fail
00:32:46call me why would i call you if i fail well if it's gonna be my last night on earth i could
00:32:53think of a few ways we could stand it
00:33:05i don't pay you millions of dollars to come back to me with problems seems the navy
00:33:35has a pilot who can fly that mission what i thought that mission was supposed to be impossible
00:33:42it was somehow rick summer's boy snuck in and completed it if they complete that mission then
00:33:50they will soon realize that i was the one that supplied the weapons i'll be ruined but i will take
00:33:58you down with me i am working on it not fast enough where are they flying out of cia's black site delta
00:34:06then that's where we'll be going and once i'm there i will annihilate that pilot myself
00:34:13i can't believe mr oxblood got us sworn in as navy lieutenants he had to i mean only navy
00:34:25officers are allowed down here besides we deserve it we are definitely smarter than those high school
00:34:31dropout soldiers meatheads our drones will be what saves this country i heard they finally found
00:34:40someone who can lead on this mission whoa whoa whoa what are you doing in here this is a restricted area
00:34:48no grunts allowed go play your gi joes the real heroes are at work actually i'm here
00:34:56what the hell is that c-man you're supposed to salute when addressing an officer
00:35:04yes sir wow how about this little puppet having to do everything that we say it must suck to spend
00:35:14all your life working so hard to be in the navy only to be made completely obsolete by iron machines
00:35:21drop and give me 20. are you now
00:35:33kiss my feet while you're down there
00:35:37i'm not gonna do that did i say you could speak grunt you are nothing nobody
00:35:43i mean we've been in the navy for all of a day and we're already higher ranked than you'll
00:35:50ever be okay look i don't have time for this you do not talk back to your betters
00:35:57you're going to the brakes you put me in the brig and the fate of the world is in your hands
00:36:01all right it's time for you both to know who i am and what i'm doing here i'm done with you
00:36:16don't try to dance if you don't know the steps are you resisting a rest semen i'm not resisting
00:36:22anything please go tell your boss that cole summers is here what an idiot does he think anyone cares who
00:36:27he is i'm so happy that we don't have to deal with these meatheads all the time my supervisor
00:36:33hasn't arrived yet but he's about to lead one of the most important and dangerous missions of all
00:36:38time so i don't think he gives a about you cole summers she doesn't realize i'm the one leading
00:36:43the mission i'll give you three seconds to get out of here three two just listen to me
00:36:51put the gun down slowly if you don't get the out of here the hell are you doing
00:37:04lower your firearm now
00:37:10i don't have to listen to you i'm a very important part of this project
00:37:15what the hell is your problem who are you jaeger admiral jaeger
00:37:25and you absolutely have to do what i say now i don't give a damn if johan oxblood pulled strings
00:37:31for you if you ever talk to a ranking officer like that ever again i will personally send you to your
00:37:36maker understood yes sir it's just that this enlisted grunt tried to get into this high security room
00:37:45this grunt is cole summers and you will treat him with the utmost respect understand me he's just a
00:37:52basic seaman of nobody yeah he doesn't belong here with us officers you know they do have a point
00:38:06congratulations cole summers you've now been promoted to captain
00:38:15thank you sir
00:38:21now salute your captain now furthermore you will do whatever he says
00:38:29what the hell is what the hell is he doing in here who are you i'm len penzi formerly the chief technical
00:38:38officer of oxblood weaponry and as of today admiral of the u.s navy so they made a tech exec in admiral
00:38:47well desperate times calls for desperate measures especially when fools like you
00:38:52are allowing sons of traitors into these private meetings you don't know what the hell you're talking
00:38:57about don't i look up rick summers
00:39:06oh my god
00:39:13his father went to prison for betraying his country
00:39:16he's here to steal secrets just like his commie old man this unpatriotic bastard should be tossed
00:39:26off the side of this cliff i'd like to see any of you stolen valor weaklings try
00:39:31oh stop it i will not be ridiculed by a traitor how stupid are you military dumbasses you mouth
00:39:41breathers just let him run around while threatening the real talent yeah i mean it took us all of what
00:39:48one second to figure out he's a spy from a family of traitors call me or my father a traitor again and
00:39:54i will show you what the difference is between a real soldier and a tech bro who plays dress up
00:40:06summer should have been back from the situation room by now i hope those oxblood idiots haven't
00:40:10given him too much trouble brown get in here listen you need to go to the situation room right now and
00:40:17make sure that that mission leader has everything he needs yes sir and brown do not be afraid to crack
00:40:24some skulls if you need to admiral are you just gonna let this anti-american spy speak to a superior
00:40:36officer like that yeah i think i am did you hear that this so-called admiral is conspiring with a
00:40:50filthy traitor i'll have you both court martial for this take them away now
00:41:01you don't look at me oh you're all disgraced to the uniform just give up pinzi you don't have the
00:41:08power to have us arrested i don't have the power this is my technology these are my and this is my base
00:41:17admiral the pacific fleet on deck
00:41:27now can you give me one good reason why i don't make you just disappear
00:41:34you can't talk to me like that gentlemen escort admiral pansy ass out of my situation room
00:41:50it's it's it's pinsy wait hey hey you can't go i'm i'm land pinsy i'm gonna be i'm the one in charge
00:41:59whatever captain cole summers it is my honor sir the honor is mine sir you've got to be kidding me
00:42:08why is the man in charge of the entire pacific fleet giving so much respect to this lowly crater
00:42:15maybe he really is the person who's going to lead this mission
00:42:21this is this is oh shit i was promised by oxflat himself that i would be in charge
00:42:30i am supposed to be leading this mission
00:42:36listen you need to go to the situation room right now and make sure that that mission leader has
00:42:41everything he needs you're the leader of this mission yes i am except for some
00:42:50bullshit meatheads in marriage trying to take me away from doing the job i was born to do
00:42:56don't worry sir i'm here to help
00:43:03listen up eyes front
00:43:05this is captain cole summers the finest damn pilot this country's ever seen the man now in charge of
00:43:14this mission captain captain look i i am so oh sorry i was fed wrong information i have nothing but
00:43:25respect for sorry didn't you just tell me to kiss your feet two seconds ago
00:43:30and you drew your firearm on your commanding officer i i i i can't trust either of you and
00:43:39you're clearly incompetent you're off this mission you can't clear out now that's enough
00:43:44who the hell are you watch it fly boy real power's in the room real power son i am admiral baldwin
00:44:03commander of the pacific fleet and you are not in your chain of command and i don't care who you are
00:44:12my name is agent brown cia i am in charge of this unofficial and top secret mission and we are the
00:44:24ones who call the shots and if anyone wants to have a pissing contest with me i promise you you will lose
00:44:32now i understand that some of you have decided to throw out admiral penzi the leader of this mission
00:44:38that's because admiral peewee is not the leader of this mission i am i designed the drones i'm in
00:44:44charge your drones are only designed to assist the pirates you really think a human can navigate and
00:44:52run this mission the era of meathead sky jockeys is over let the geniuses take over now
00:45:02this makes so much more sense why would they put the fate of the world in that guy's hand
00:45:06maybe back in world war 2 or something but this is the digital age we are the real heroes now but
00:45:13don't feel too bad i tell you what if you're a real good boy i'll let you fly my private jet
00:45:21you could be my chauffeur oh hey look don't take it personal i support the troops hey i almost joined the
00:45:31reserves in the military doubt it but right now the real men need to work so that means you and your
00:45:40bosses with their little medals need to get the out of my situation room i'd worry much less about what
00:45:48my bosses who are both decorated veterans who have served this country long before you were even born
00:45:53are doing and worry more about what your bosses are going to say what are you talking about i'm talking
00:45:59about your bosses agent smith and agent jones how did you know my boss's names
00:46:14where the hell is brown you should have reported him by now leave it to that
00:46:19fucking ivy league asshole to up a simple task come on we got to go to the situation room right now
00:46:29i thought you knew everything cia i asked you a question how did you know my boss's names
00:46:39are you really the leader of this mission moron no do you think that your bosses are going to put a
00:46:46redneck pilot in charge he probably got that information from his commie connection a traitor
00:46:53just like his father he's a spy that's gotta be a i'm on your shit and this patriot can't be fooled
00:47:02by stupid commie traitors like you that's enough idget you are way out of line you and your men stand
00:47:11down and leave do you hear this now do you hear him he's trying to forcibly take over this mission
00:47:18so that his stupid outdated navy can take all the credit not only is this behavior reckless it's treasonous
00:47:28and i will not let it stand
00:47:37i swear to god if brown does anything to summers i will have his head on a spike
00:47:43just call smith and jones they'll tell you what's going on i don't need to talk to them i am perfectly
00:47:48capable of handling a couple of four these are admirals in the u.s navy exactly and if they are
00:47:54actually smart they would be in the private sector do you realize that i make billions of my stock options
00:48:01alone brown have your soldiers get rid of them now you heard the man we do not have time for this
00:48:12bullshit we have a mission to prepare for brown if you do this you will regret it for the rest of
00:48:19your life that sounds like a threat the cia does not respond kindly to threats cut him down now
00:48:28sir he's unarmed too much of a pussy fine i'll do it
00:48:34this is what you get when you with me just put the gun down
00:48:38bro what the hell is going on
00:48:47what the hell are you doing huh no need to worry sir these navy cavemen tried to sabotage admiral
00:48:53penzi's mission but i've taken care of them finally some real leadership here i'm lynn penzi and as of
00:49:01yesterday i am an admiral in the navy are you i am but don't worry i'm from the tech world and spend
00:49:10my days shitting some bunker in the middle east wow brown i understand that you forcibly took the power
00:49:20from these men and you just handed it over to admiral penzi yes sir just doing my job
00:49:28yeah no need for a promotion or anything
00:49:34arrest this fucking idiot with this motherfucker what what hollers is the mission leader here
00:49:40you lip dick motherfucker
00:49:47you're the actual leader of this mission i tried to warn you and i'll get him out of here
00:49:53no i am so so sorry i'll do anything forgive me i was wrong oh take him away get out of here
00:50:01no go on please want yourself a ticket to guan pa
00:50:09oh where are you going admiral huh are you gonna arrest me of course not i'm not gonna arrest you
00:50:17i mean you're an admiral in the u.s navy yes i am
00:50:28which now means you come under my command admiral pansy s and yes i will court marshal you
00:50:39get him out of here oh you cannot do that i am very important i'm very important yeah bye-bye now
00:50:49admiral this is cole summers the greatest pilot in the world and he is also our last best hope so
00:50:59everyone in here is going to do exactly as he says anybody have a problem with that
00:51:05i know you're the best fighter pilot on the planet but i'm still your father you're about
00:51:23to go on one of the most dangerous missions in u.s military history i thought you could use a familiar
00:51:28face even if it's a rough one like mine what are you doing here just here for moral support
00:51:41nothing else and captain summers if you the bed i'm your backup
00:51:47i'm sorry for what i did to you son it's okay i know you were just trying to protect me but i didn't
00:51:58protect you i held you back but not anymore i was briefed about this mission if there was any other
00:52:06pilot on the planet it would be impossible but not with you you can do this you're the only one and i'm
00:52:13gonna be here every step of the way to watch your back you all right kiddo
00:52:21yeah i'm good let's do this kick their ass
00:52:28oh so sweet sorry to spoil the party but cold summers will no longer be part of this mission
00:52:38oxblood what are you doing here i supply the weapons so of course i'm going to come here and
00:52:49see if you're using them correctly and if you think this punk is going to fly with my drones you're in
00:52:56for a rude awakening mr oxblood cole is the best pilot admiral baldwin why is your secretary talking to me
00:53:05that secretary is one of the best pilots in the u.s navy show some respect watch your tone boy you are
00:53:12talking to the man who is single-handedly responsible for protecting our country like even these cia
00:53:20boogeymen they know to respect him he's the real patriot more than any of you so in the future please
00:53:28remember that this is a high priority security meeting not a gathering of the cole summers fan club
00:53:38as a member of this high priority security meeting i'd like to remind you that we are hours away from
00:53:43an attack that'll decimate every major u.s city cost tens of millions of lives and plunge us into world
00:53:48war three i'd also like to remind you that the only human capable of preventing that is cole summers so yeah
00:53:54i'm a part of this fan club and if you valued your life you would be too
00:54:04and there it is the only human capable of preventing it gentlemen oh and lady
00:54:14are we going to allow human error to be a factor in the fate of the world not on my watch
00:54:23and fortunately we don't need to not when the bombs can be deployed by my new mark 6 drones
00:54:31are you serious you actually think a squadron of your m6 drones can get to the enemy base unescorted of
00:54:40course they can't but by then me and my allies will be safe in my bunker no one will find out i'm supplying
00:54:47the enemy my drones can destroy the enemy base with ease no we cannot just have the fate of the world
00:54:58with some unproven tech thank you for your cute little opinion but this time you've been overruled
00:55:06the congressional security council had an emergency meeting this morning and i quote due to the drones
00:55:15ability to outperform any human pilot the drones will be completing this mission
00:55:21this is absolute bullshit this operation is no longer your concern i had a little chat with our
00:55:35dear friends at the joint chief of staff and they said that the cia is no longer part of this operation
00:55:44you can't be serious guards get them out of here look no no this is not going to be necessary we can
00:55:51find our own way out summers it's up to you now don't let us down
00:55:59actually summers you will be letting him down your services are no longer required
00:56:18you can't do that you are way out of line actually summers your promotion was based on
00:56:24flying this mission and since it's abundantly clear that my weapons are totally superior to anything
00:56:33you can provide then you're no longer needed for this mission no mission
00:56:42no promise
00:56:45not now son i'm sorry cole he'll get your chance
00:56:49i'll give you my word the hell he will he assaulted me i'll have you dishonorably discharged before
00:56:57the end of the day just like your traitor dad
00:57:05oxblood team deploy the drones
00:57:09get this mop jocky out of here
00:57:39How are you holding up, son?
00:57:41Yeah, Dad, I'm great.
00:57:42It's awesome to be behind bars on my last day on Earth.
00:57:45I brought you something.
00:57:49Might cheer you up.
00:57:52Is that your old helmet?
00:57:54Updated.
00:57:56With your...
00:57:58new call sign.
00:58:01Legacy.
00:58:02If you like it, it would be a real honor for the family.
00:58:05It would be a real honor for me.
00:58:10I'm honored to be your legacy, but...
00:58:12I failed.
00:58:18Dad, I'm grounded. It's over.
00:58:25There's still time.
00:58:26You can still fly this mission.
00:58:29I'm grounded.
00:58:30Those two Despois guards standing behind me.
00:58:35are the only thing standing between you
00:58:37and a fully loaded F-18
00:58:40with enough range
00:58:41to get you to that enemy base.
00:58:43Are you crazy?
00:58:44You want me to steal a jet?
00:58:46I'd be kicked out of the Navy.
00:58:48You stole
00:58:49our neighbor's plane
00:58:52when you were 10 years old.
00:58:55It wasn't the end of the world.
00:58:57If you don't steal that jet,
00:59:00it could quite possibly be
00:59:02the end of the world.
00:59:03Let's go, Janet, boy.
00:59:13Take us back to the States.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:44Sorry, boys.
00:59:46I've got a plane to catch.
01:00:01Where the hell is Oxblood?
01:00:03These are his goddamn drones.
01:00:05Oxblood and Dubois left last night along with his techies.
01:00:08We don't know where.
01:00:09Damn it.
01:00:10We'll have to send them in without coal.
01:00:14Launch the drones.
01:00:17Drones to play, sir.
01:00:21If you believe in God, start praying.
01:00:35I can get used to this.
01:00:37Well, you had better.
01:00:39We're gonna be here until the nuclear fallout is cleared.
01:00:42And then...
01:00:44The world is ours.
01:00:45Drones approaching the run, sir.
01:00:46Send them in.
01:00:47They're not fast enough.
01:00:48They'll be shot down by the surface-to-air system.
01:00:49We'll accelerate, goddamn it.
01:00:50They're not gonna make it at this speed.
01:00:51I'm trying, sir, but they're at max speed.
01:00:52We've lost one drone.
01:00:53We'll override their speed regulators.
01:00:54If I do that, we could lose control.
01:00:55I don't give a good goddamn.
01:00:56They're gonna fail if you don't.
01:00:57Affirmative.
01:00:58Overriding speed regulators.
01:00:59We've just lost another one to anti-air fire.
01:01:00Push them faster.
01:01:01Yeah.
01:01:02We've just lost another one to anti-air fire.
01:01:03Push them faster.
01:01:04Damn it.
01:01:05Sir, we're not running, sir, but they're at max speed.
01:01:08We've lost one drone.
01:01:10We'll override their speed regulators.
01:01:12If I do that, we could lose control.
01:01:13I don't give a good goddamn.
01:01:15They're gonna fail if you don't.
01:01:17Affirmative.
01:01:18Overriding speed regulators.
01:01:20We've just lost another one to anti-air fire.
01:01:27Push them faster.
01:01:28Damn it.
01:01:32Sir, they're starting to shut down.
01:01:34How far out are we?
01:01:35Still two clicks away, sir.
01:01:37Push, push, push!
01:01:41One just collided with the valley.
01:01:43Only two left.
01:01:45They're approaching the deathbed.
01:01:47Come on, come on, come on.
01:01:50Another drone down.
01:01:52Final drone coming to the deathbed in three, two, one.
01:01:59Come on.
01:02:04Come on.
01:02:05Get through it.
01:02:06Come on, let's go, let's go.
01:02:11Final drone down.
01:02:12Mission failure.
01:02:13I repeat, mission failure.
01:02:15Damn it.
01:02:20To the new world, where we will be kings.
01:02:37So that's it?
01:02:38There's nothing we can do?
01:02:39I'm afraid not.
01:02:40What if I try?
01:02:41I can take one of the gents and then I...
01:02:42No.
01:02:43The enemy Luke's launched in less than three minutes.
01:02:45You're never making it, huh?
01:02:46There's gotta be something we can do.
01:02:47It's too late.
01:02:48The only thing left is to let the men know.
01:02:54Men and women of Blackside Delta, this is Admiral Baldwin.
01:03:01I have an announcement I hope I never, never have to make.
01:03:05In a few moments, this base, as well as most strategic targets, all major US cities, will be destroyed.
01:03:13This is Captain Cole Summers.
01:03:17I'm approaching the target.
01:03:30Cole?
01:03:31I thought they took you back to the States.
01:03:33Yeah, about that one.
01:03:35You're gonna find the two Dubois guards having a nice little nap in my jail cell.
01:03:39Really?
01:03:40You knocked out two of the Senator's men?
01:03:43Also, I hope it's okay that I commandeered this $70 million jet.
01:03:47Figured if I save the world, we can call it even.
01:03:50We got a deal, son.
01:03:51Pull up his coordinates.
01:03:52Let's get this man some support.
01:03:56Location up.
01:03:57He's fourth place from the start of the run.
01:03:59All right now, Captain Summers.
01:04:00This will be harder than the VR simulation.
01:04:02Because of the drones, they'll know you're coming.
01:04:05Roger that.
01:04:06Accelerating to Mach 1.
01:04:09F-18 entering enemy territory.
01:04:12What the hell's going on?
01:04:14Summers.
01:04:17Captain Summers, you're almost to death bend.
01:04:21What the hell is going on there?
01:04:23Senator, we don't have time for this bullshit.
01:04:26A disgraced comm steals a jet and goes on an unsanctioned mission?
01:04:31And you dare to talk to me like that?
01:04:33If you don't abort this mission right now, I will get the president himself involved.
01:04:39I think the president's maybe a little busy dealing with the end of the world, Senator.
01:04:43All right, smartass.
01:04:44We know you're nothing but a thief.
01:04:45Who can't fly an F-18?
01:04:46Potion base.
01:04:47You die today.
01:04:48My systems are down.
01:04:49Everything just went dead.
01:04:50Medic!
01:04:51Medic!
01:04:52And something tells me janitor boy is going to crash right now.
01:04:56Now.
01:04:57Everything's stable, approaching the valley.
01:05:03And something tells me Janitor Boy is going to crash right now.
01:05:13Now.
01:05:16Everything's stable. Approaching the valley.
01:05:22Before I commandeer this here jet, I did a thorough investigation of all the systems,
01:05:27and I found this little microchip embedded into its coating.
01:05:31So I took it out.
01:05:34Oxplint has a kill switch?
01:05:36And my guess is that if you look at my dad's plane that he flew in that mission all those years ago,
01:05:41you'll find the same kill switch installed.
01:05:43Listen, you Janitor shit, I will destroy you and everyone you love.
01:05:48And you Admirals will be tried for treason when this is over.
01:05:52I'm a very powerful man, and I...
01:05:57Whoops.
01:05:58Must have accidentally terminated his feet.
01:06:01So be me.
01:06:02Captain Summers, you're clear for the mission.
01:06:05Godspeed.
01:06:06What?
01:06:07That's a suicide call, please.
01:06:08What?
01:06:09What?
01:06:10That's a suicide call, please.
01:06:13When you're up there...
01:06:15Just trust your instincts.
01:06:16Just let go.
01:06:17And soar.
01:06:18Heat flashes through the surface air system.
01:06:19Too fast to track.
01:06:20You're at the death bend danger zone.
01:06:21Slow down.
01:06:22Eight seconds until the enemy rockets are operational.
01:06:47Seconds till the enemy rockets are operational.
01:06:52No.
01:06:54You'll crash.
01:06:55Five.
01:06:56Four.
01:06:57Three.
01:06:59Two.
01:07:02One.
01:07:06What happened?
01:07:08The icon disappeared.
01:07:09Does that mean Cole crashed?
01:07:10We don't know.
01:07:10We have no satellite signals in that area.
01:07:13No either.
01:07:14Either he made it to the base or he's failed.
01:07:16But the enemy nukes are already launched.
01:07:19Come on, Cole.
01:07:21Captain Summers.
01:07:26You can do this, my boy.
01:07:29Captain Summers.
01:07:31Captain Summers, do you read me?
01:07:33Cole!
01:07:33Cole, are you there?
01:07:36I'm afraid that...
01:07:38Cole!
01:07:41Directed!
01:07:43Enemy base destroyed.
01:07:46Time to...
01:07:48Yes!
01:07:49Yes!
01:07:53Yes!
01:07:54Yes!
01:07:55Yes!
01:07:56Who's my boy?
01:07:58Heading back to base.
01:08:01This means nothing.
01:08:03You disobeyed direct orders, and you'll all be court-martialed and tried for treason.
01:08:07I don't think so, Senator.
01:08:10And you better find a good rock to hide under, because I'm coming for your treasonous ass!
01:08:17Who do you think the U.S. government's going to choose?
01:08:20Rogue officers or me, who supplies the entire advanced weapons stockpile to the United States?
01:08:26And the enemy.
01:08:28How the hell did you get in here?
01:08:33We're CIA.
01:08:35You know, we devised a way into your bunker before it was even finished.
01:08:38You two are trespassing, and I'm going to have you arrested.
01:08:42I don't think so.
01:08:43You see, the video footage from Summer's jet confirmed what we had long suspected, that
01:08:50the two of you are arming the enemy.
01:08:53Good luck making that stick.
01:08:56I'm a U.S. senator, and I am a very powerful man.
01:08:59Not anymore.
01:09:01As of 30 seconds ago, the president himself disavowed you as a traitor.
01:09:06You have no allies left.
01:09:08Take him away!
01:09:09Now!
01:09:10No!
01:09:12Don't you-
01:09:12Ah!
01:09:13Get your hands off me!
01:09:14I'm a U.S. senator!
01:09:15I'm a very powerful, powerful man!
01:09:18Well, he might not be able to protect himself, but I can.
01:09:22I know all the secrets involving national security.
01:09:27I am too big for you to arrest.
01:09:28Oh, you might be too big to arrest.
01:09:32However, you are not too big to accidentally overdose.
01:09:38What?
01:09:38No, no, you can't!
01:09:40You wouldn't!
01:09:41Sorry, Mr. Oxblood.
01:09:43It's a matter of national security.
01:09:47Open wide.
01:09:48No!
01:09:49No!
01:09:51No!
01:09:51No!
01:09:55Captain Cole Summers, present yourself!
01:09:58No!
01:10:28Here, even a janitor can become a hero.
01:10:58God bless America.
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