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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:12Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:24Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:31Really?
00:00:32A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night you won't forget. And your death will be settled.
00:00:40I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:49Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:52Mom? Mom? You can't mind! Don't do it! Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:06Tonight, 9pm. The Intercontinental Hotel. You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:15You don't even think about backing up. While you and your mama... don't fly.
00:01:23And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:38We will make America strong again.
00:01:41Okay, news cut!
00:01:44It's really good. Thank you.
00:01:49It's really good. Thank you.
00:01:51As for now, I'm watching some people hang out.
00:01:52How do you think of which city's city has a place to go outside?
00:01:55It's really good.
00:01:56What do you think of the city?
00:01:57I just left the city's city has a place to go outside.
00:01:58How you doing?
00:01:59I mean, how do you think of the city has a place to go outside?
00:02:00I mean, how do you think about it?
00:02:01I don't think of this city's city.
00:02:02I'm considering the city.
00:02:03We need to, like, once.
00:02:04I've been in the city's city and the city.
00:02:05I was one to the city.
00:02:06I'm for my security convention.
00:02:08I'm for sure.
00:02:10Tim, I'm for my sister.
00:02:11He has a place where I'm in.
00:02:12That big shot coming through?
00:02:42Who's that?
00:02:47You.
00:02:48Go around back.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:03:04The White House isn't safe.
00:03:12Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:29We're in service.
00:03:34Let me fuck you.
00:03:39Get out.
00:03:44Do you feel it?
00:03:46It's a new drug.
00:03:48A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:50And a true serum.
00:03:53You won't be able to resist.
00:03:56I can try.
00:03:57I can try.
00:03:58I'll be able to help you.
00:04:11I'll be able to help you.
00:04:15I'll be able to save you.
00:04:17I'll be able to save you.
00:04:20you don't even think about backing out or you and your mama done for where is he
00:04:37um i'm i'm so sorry i must be in the wrong room i'll i'll i'll leave
00:04:52are you okay
00:04:57please don't go
00:05:04help me
00:05:34don't go
00:05:41who is he
00:05:46where the hell are you
00:05:51hi welcome to just for chicken here's our menu what can i get for you today
00:06:11sir we've captured the russian spies last night we need to keep our guard up
00:06:21we're gonna try something again soon
00:06:24go sir are you okay are you hit i'm fine i'm fine go go go stay down head down head down
00:06:34stop stop here go go go go out out out quick get out
00:06:43show behind the car behind the car
00:06:47what the
00:06:59what happened
00:07:07why is he here oh my god are you okay
00:07:14i'm so sorry there's no time to explain
00:07:38oh my god you really need to go to the hospital like right now
00:07:42if the media finds out it'll cause a panic i can't
00:07:46okay then just let me help you okay
00:07:47are you pretty good at that
00:08:04i um i grew up on a farm
00:08:07it's not that much different than bandaging a cow
00:08:10so your name's claire huh i want to know your name
00:08:17uh yeah yeah my name's claire
00:08:20claire
00:08:22and william
00:08:25it's nice to meet you
00:08:29these russian mercenaries
00:08:35nothing but pawns foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders
00:08:39if they want to come after me
00:08:45let's hit back harder
00:08:48yes sir
00:08:49one more thing
00:08:52the girl
00:08:54the one who saved me
00:08:56bring her to my hotel room tonight
00:08:58sir you've never been interested
00:09:00and he won't end your arm
00:09:02i mean it might
00:09:03just bring her to me
00:09:05sorry to keep you waiting
00:09:11have a seat
00:09:14i wanted to thank you
00:09:19for saving me
00:09:20twice
00:09:23if there's ever anything that i can do for you
00:09:29just ask
00:09:31will you marry me
00:09:38marry you
00:09:45if we get married i won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy
00:09:53yeah i mean
00:09:55i mean it'll just be temporary
00:09:57and i really won't cause you any trouble
00:09:59would you
00:09:59please do me this favor
00:10:02you don't know who i am
00:10:06should i
00:10:06he really doesn't know who i am
00:10:10has anyone ever told you to look like the president
00:10:18oh my god wait are you the president
00:10:25no
00:10:26uh
00:10:27yeah they're wrong i'm just
00:10:29his double
00:10:30uh
00:10:31his double
00:10:33yeah being the president is dangerous
00:10:35oh so
00:10:36like what happened this morning
00:10:38being his double is also dangerous
00:10:41exactly
00:10:41are you sure you want to marry me
00:10:46i mean i don't mind
00:10:48due to the confidential nature of my job
00:10:51we can't have a wedding
00:10:53you okay with that
00:10:57i don't care about any of that anyway
00:11:00now that we're married
00:11:08you'll live here
00:11:09don't worry i've
00:11:11set up a room for you
00:11:13i'll pay off my loan as soon as i can
00:11:15i don't want to drag you into this
00:11:17make yourself at home
00:11:18all right
00:11:19well um
00:11:21i'm gonna go take a shower
00:11:23thanks
00:11:26i don't want anyone knowing about my marriage
00:11:32or my
00:11:33wife
00:11:35i need to keep her safe
00:11:37i need to know if she's up to something
00:11:42you turn this thing on
00:11:46you okay in there
00:11:53you okay in there
00:11:57uh yeah i'm fine
00:11:59you sure
00:12:00this is so embarrassing
00:12:05oh
00:12:06actually
00:12:07i twisted my ankle
00:12:09and i'm um
00:12:10i'm naked
00:12:11oh
00:12:12oh no
00:12:14um
00:12:15i'll
00:12:16i'll cover my eyes
00:12:17okay
00:12:18okay i'm coming in
00:12:23okay
00:12:34i'm
00:12:35i'm
00:12:39i'm
00:12:39i'm
00:12:40i'm
00:12:43i'm
00:12:43i'm
00:12:44I'll be right back.
00:13:03Where is she?
00:13:14Oh, um, it's okay. My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:24Uh, what is that?
00:13:25I'm sorry. It's just your shoulder. It's burnt.
00:13:32Uh, you know what? Actually, I can... I can do that. Thanks.
00:13:37Get some rest.
00:13:39Yeah, goodnight.
00:13:41Goodnight.
00:13:44You imbecile!
00:13:51That woman, she let me sit in there. All night. Alone.
00:13:57That's your fault. I should kill you.
00:14:01I'm sure, sir. Please calm down. I can explain.
00:14:05Where is that wretched woman? Where?
00:14:08Don't worry, sir. I'll get her for you. For life.
00:14:13The beard.
00:14:14The beard.
00:14:19He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:20What?
00:14:21What?
00:14:22What?
00:14:29What are you...
00:14:31This is too good. Oh, dear.
00:14:34I went to the hotel in that dress. What more do you want?
00:14:38This is about much more than money. You pissed off some careful people. Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:43I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband. So let me go or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:50He sure has. Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:14:57Get my helicopter ready to play the SWAT team now.
00:15:04Ivanov, if you harm her, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:11Ivanov, if you harm her, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:25Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:26SWAT team's 5-0.
00:15:29Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:32What?
00:15:33You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:41Alright, boys. Before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:15:45Stay away from me.
00:15:49Poor girl. No one will find you here.
00:15:54And you can forget about your cousin saving her.
00:16:01I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:03And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:18No! Stop! Please let me go!
00:16:22Follow me.
00:16:24No! No! Please, please!
00:16:33You're so dead.
00:16:49I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:50You actually came after me.
00:16:52Of course I came. Your husband.
00:16:57Boss, isn't that the president?
00:17:00The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:04You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:06She messed with the Big Show first.
00:17:09The CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:17:10You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:14You mean this clown?
00:17:22Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:24You idiot!
00:17:26You didn't check her background?
00:17:27We're all gonna die here today!
00:17:29That's it.
00:17:30That's it.
00:17:32That's it.
00:17:34I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:37Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:39Shoot him!
00:17:40Shoot him!
00:17:57I'm sorry!
00:17:59We didn't know she was your wife!
00:18:03Taste of your own medicine.
00:18:04Oh, what? No!
00:18:05Jesus!
00:18:06Right!
00:18:07You can't do this!
00:18:08Who are you?
00:18:10No, Paul!
00:18:11No!
00:18:12Please!
00:18:13Don't do this!
00:18:14No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:16No!
00:18:17No!
00:18:26Don't look back.
00:18:27Put your eyes on me.
00:18:32Put your eyes on me.
00:18:47Did that scare you?
00:18:51Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:19:02Let's go.
00:19:10Right, sir.
00:19:11The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:13Politicians, foreign ambassadors,
00:19:15celebrities alike will all be in attendance.
00:19:16Thank you, Mike.
00:19:17And don't forget, sir, we made a plus one.
00:19:21Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:28Come in.
00:19:33Mr. President, here's the new education performed proposal.
00:19:40Thank you, Senator Thompson.
00:19:42I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:45Is there anything else?
00:19:46Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind,
00:19:50I can be your date for the party.
00:19:53That's very nice of you.
00:19:56But I already have someone in mind.
00:20:01Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:03I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:10How is that possible?
00:20:12The President has always been single.
00:20:14Hey, can you find something else for me?
00:20:23Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:27Let's book her for the party.
00:20:29Yes, sir.
00:20:29Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:48Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:49Where?
00:20:50The White House Banquet.
00:20:52Oh, the White House.
00:20:54Yeah, too bad.
00:20:55I heard it's her last show.
00:20:56Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:02My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:05He didn't get an invite.
00:21:06You think you're getting in?
00:21:08No, I was just saying.
00:21:09With all that grease on you,
00:21:11the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:17Here's your chicken.
00:21:20Who's that?
00:21:22Miss Jones?
00:21:23Yes.
00:21:26Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:28No, I'm okay.
00:21:28Thank you, though.
00:21:30I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:31We're going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:40Me?
00:21:41Yes.
00:21:42You.
00:21:42Here.
00:21:43Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:48Okay?
00:21:48Uh-huh.
00:21:49Keep going.
00:21:49What is going on?
00:21:54Hey, um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:21Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:25Huh?
00:22:26The president likes to avoid social events,
00:22:29so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:37And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:39But this is, like, a White House event.
00:22:43And I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:44I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:47You're going.
00:22:51You're going.
00:22:54You're my wife.
00:22:55I want you there.
00:22:59Don't worry.
00:23:01I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:03I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:13We're both solid.
00:23:16Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:18Yes, yes.
00:23:19We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:24What?
00:23:26See?
00:23:26First lady.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:30I'm so sorry.
00:23:31This is such an honor.
00:23:32I'm so sorry.
00:23:39Hi.
00:23:40Um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:48Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:55Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:23:58But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:24:00Who cares about that?
00:24:01We're getting ready to serve the first lady, Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:06Come on, let's go.
00:24:11Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:12Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:22This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:24:25We only serve important people here.
00:24:27Get out.
00:24:28Don't waste my time.
00:24:29I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:35I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:37I'm Barris William.
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:41You must be Claire.
00:24:45Sorry, and you are?
00:24:46A fashion icon M.
00:24:48Duh.
00:24:49He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:52He only works with celebs.
00:24:54Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:24:57Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:25:00This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:04Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:05My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:08How is that even possible?
00:25:19Ow!
00:25:19You idiot!
00:25:20I am so sorry.
00:25:25No.
00:25:31We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:34Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:35Thank your husband.
00:25:37He's the one who called us.
00:25:38Oh, William.
00:25:43Hi.
00:25:44Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:48I mean, Empson's really, really expensive,
00:25:49and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to.
00:25:52Don't worry about the cost.
00:25:54Your husband is...
00:25:55I want a raffle.
00:25:57I work.
00:25:58This is all free.
00:26:00Yes.
00:26:02Yes, it's our anniversary special.
00:26:05I forgot.
00:26:06Oh, my God.
00:26:10This...
00:26:11This is perfect.
00:26:15But you will need a necklace.
00:26:17I don't...
00:26:18I don't have a necklace.
00:26:19Maybe it'll look great without one.
00:26:20How about this?
00:26:26How about this?
00:26:28Oh, my God.
00:26:29I know this necklace.
00:26:31It's...
00:26:31Mr. President, there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:41We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:44One is in our national museum.
00:26:47The other, we give to our queen.
00:26:50And this one, we give to you.
00:26:56It's gorgeous.
00:26:58Wait.
00:27:00William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:03We can't afford this.
00:27:05It's Frank.
00:27:06Don't worry, man.
00:27:07Hello?
00:27:18Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:22Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:26What?
00:27:26I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live, but I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:56I'm really sorry, but I'm not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:28:00Can you tell me why?
00:28:02Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care.
00:28:08And the doctor said that she only has a few more days left to live, and I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:21I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:24I just really can't.
00:28:25I'm not angry.
00:28:27I'm upset.
00:28:28Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:30And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:35Did you forget we're married?
00:28:36I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:40You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:44I will get this sorted.
00:28:46Everything's going to be all right.
00:28:47I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:28:53No money's no object.
00:28:54Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:06I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:12Mrs. Jones?
00:29:17No way.
00:29:18Am I dreaming?
00:29:23Oh, my God.
00:29:27Are you the president?
00:29:30Is that really the president?
00:29:32Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:34Who's the president?
00:29:37Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:39Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:41Okay, Mom.
00:29:45I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:51I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:29:55Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:00No, Mr. President!
00:30:02Mrs. Jones.
00:30:04I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:07I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:11The president?
00:30:12You married President Walton?
00:30:14No, he's not actually.
00:30:17Yes, ma'am.
00:30:19I'm the president.
00:30:23That's wonderful.
00:30:25Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:37It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:40Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:42And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:50Oh, my God.
00:30:50Are you President Walton?
00:30:55You see, it or not seems to recognize the president.
00:30:58How come you didn't?
00:31:00Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:06Or him.
00:31:06Those greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:31:15Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:17Hey.
00:31:27Hey, William.
00:31:28You won't believe what happened.
00:31:30Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:34I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:35Wait, listen.
00:31:37Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:38You're a lifesaver.
00:31:40You saved our lives.
00:31:41Really?
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:42I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:48He's all right.
00:31:49All right, well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:52I'll see you then.
00:31:55I have another meeting.
00:31:57Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:31:59Yes, sir.
00:31:59Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:07Oh, no problem.
00:32:09Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:11I promise.
00:32:14Whoa.
00:32:15Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:19Ms. Jones, why?
00:32:20Could you please come with us?
00:32:21We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:24That's so nice.
00:32:25Oh, my God.
00:32:48Mr. President.
00:32:50I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:52We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:56So am I.
00:32:57Cheers.
00:33:01Excuse us.
00:33:05Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:07I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:13I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:15And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:20Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:22It's a good job tonight.
00:33:38Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:39Claire's on away.
00:33:40Yep.
00:33:40Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:43I'm sorry.
00:33:44I'm sorry.
00:33:45I'm sorry.
00:33:45I'm sorry.
00:33:46I'm sorry.
00:33:46I don't know.
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:46You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:52Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:55Wait here.
00:34:56I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:01Pretty girl.
00:35:03All alone.
00:35:05I am Alexei.
00:35:06Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:14You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:17So sorry, President Walton.
00:35:19I did not know she was with you.
00:35:21I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:24Yes, of course.
00:35:30Thanks.
00:35:31I wish you a nice evening with our President.
00:35:42So, this is your date?
00:35:48This is your date?
00:35:49She has a name.
00:35:52Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:55Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:36:00You as well.
00:36:00You don't know any of these people.
00:36:04I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:07Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:13This is...
00:36:15Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:18And Miss Moreau.
00:36:19Enchanté.
00:36:20I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:23We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:25Merci.
00:36:26I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:29C'est magnifique.
00:36:31When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:36I would love that.
00:36:37President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:42Souvenement.
00:36:45I fouled at you.
00:36:48Mr. Dubois.
00:36:50Mr. Dubois.
00:36:52Mr. Dubois.
00:36:54Miss Moreau.
00:36:56Miss Moreau.
00:36:59You're just full of surprises.
00:37:01I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:04I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:08I'm so excited.
00:37:15Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:26Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:37:29Yeah, of course.
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:30Hey, are you okay?
00:37:38What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:41I'm sorry, what?
00:37:42Don't play dumb.
00:37:44You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:37:46It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:49Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:52You're mistaken.
00:37:54Mistaken?
00:37:55This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:37:59And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:03It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:07Claire?
00:38:08You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:13Take it off.
00:38:14What are you doing?
00:38:16You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:19Take it off.
00:38:19I'm right now.
00:38:20I'm right now.
00:38:28Claire!
00:38:38no, no, no, it wasn't me, it's just me.
00:38:40Go get help now.
00:38:44No, it wasn't me, it's just me.
00:38:46Go and get help now.
00:38:48Oh.
00:38:55Shit.
00:38:56Get medical here ASAP.
00:39:08you okay yeah i'm fine i'm fine you sure take miss jones to the car and wait for me
00:39:37yes mr president
00:39:44mr president please you have to just stop stop talking you cross the line tonight your political
00:39:50career it's over no no no you have to let me explain
00:39:59i'm so sorry claire putting you in danger no you said your job was dangerous i understand
00:40:07what happened oh it's just an old war wound did it hurt
00:40:22don't come so close why
00:40:30i won't be able to control myself
00:40:38you're soaked
00:40:48maybe you want to have a show i um i can't uh get out of this by myself
00:41:00could you um help me
00:41:09could you um help me
00:41:22i'll be quick
00:41:39uh william where did you get all of that money come here sit down
00:41:45because i went to the party on behalf of the president he gave me a bonus wow that's such a
00:41:54nice boss and i plan on using this money to help you open your own shop
00:42:01oh william i can't that's that's way too much money and plus you've got it like risking your life so no
00:42:07i i can't accept it look it's it's not a gift it's an investment you make a profit i get a share
00:42:16i know you've always dreamt of having your own shop wait you really think i can do it absolutely
00:42:26the president also heard that your necklace broke so he got us these rings
00:42:37i won't let anyone question your place again will you thank the president for me
00:42:55uh wait a minute there's one more thing it's important
00:42:59yes sir today is the grand opening of claire's chicken shop
00:43:03keep me updated on how it's going yes sir
00:43:20hello welcome to our grand opening new owner huh
00:43:25well no wonder you don't know about the rules
00:43:26hey what are you doing you can't do that here listen
00:43:35bitch the street is mine you want to make money you cut me in
00:43:44sir
00:43:48delay the meeting in five minutes yes sir
00:43:50officer smith i thought you had the street under surveillance
00:43:59don't worry sir we have it all under control
00:44:03leave or i'm gonna call the place call them you think i'm scared of those boys
00:44:11so you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker
00:44:13tough guy we're not gonna do anything what are you gonna tell huh
00:44:24what were you saying no no no no no no
00:44:32no no no please
00:44:33you have no idea who she is please no you know what to do now right
00:44:46spread the word to everyone this place is under our protection nobody's gonna touch your chicken shop
00:44:51thanks
00:45:03congratulations to the grand opening of our new chicken shop
00:45:10hold that thought
00:45:13yeah mr president about the 10 billion dollar arms deal do you want to review it again
00:45:17it's a small deal you can handle it yourself well i've got to report to the investor
00:45:30we made 200 today that much on the first day
00:45:38you're amazing look don't worry i'm gonna work extra hard to make more money
00:45:42so that you can uh you know put your dangerous job and live peacefully thank you clara
00:45:53i appreciate it
00:45:59i actually think that's the most that i've had to drink
00:46:02really oh yeah i mean my job does require me to stay pretty sharp
00:46:07i've never gotten a tattoo before
00:46:16come on
00:46:21hey we're about to close
00:46:28holy crap are you the president
00:46:30yeah i am
00:46:33yeah i am
00:46:36nah you're tricking me
00:46:38you're the president's body double right yeah he's pretty convincing huh
00:46:43shit man
00:46:46yeah you look just like him
00:46:48mom what do you want
00:47:04this one looks like my puppy when i was little his name was ferdy
00:47:08this one
00:47:08mom you sure
00:47:17all done
00:47:17so cute thank you
00:47:23hey wait
00:47:25can i get a photo with you
00:47:26uh
00:47:32ten dollars a photo
00:47:35no problem
00:47:36mom dad get off
00:47:38did you see that that was a great business opportunity
00:47:42it was a very clever idea
00:47:46oh my god we mean so much
00:47:47what did that kiss me
00:48:14what did that kiss mean
00:48:20uh
00:48:21it
00:48:23it's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see clearly and our lips just
00:48:27happened to like
00:48:29brush past each other's accidentally
00:48:32no
00:48:34i see
00:48:44why were you able to pick me up today
00:48:52i finish work early
00:48:54oh i see
00:48:56this is where we kissed last night
00:49:04now we won't have trouble seeing
00:49:09what
00:49:14no excuses today right
00:49:30how did you do that
00:49:32magician never reveals their secrets
00:49:34what
00:49:39what no come on tell me
00:49:50why didn't this delivery include a room number i guess i could ask room to room
00:50:02mr president
00:50:04mr president we've got the league
00:50:12so you've been selling information about me and my wife
00:50:19looks like i've been too merciful with you
00:50:20hello did you order fried chicken
00:50:27hello claire's fried chicken
00:50:31what has to be one of them
00:50:35i'm sorry you you don't have to do this
00:50:38it's too late
00:50:42mr president i'm mr president you don't have to do this you don't have to do this
00:50:47william
00:51:07william william william what's going on why are you putting a gun at someone
00:51:10why are you putting a gun at someone
00:51:16the president he was he's he's he's why is he calling you the president
00:51:21didn't you say that you had work off today
00:51:26this is just just a training exercise uh with the doubles of of my colleagues uh just to make
00:51:35things look more realistic uh no yeah no let's just practice really
00:51:52um i'm the white house general secretary's double um just
00:51:57little plastic surgery i'm the defense minister's double i do
00:52:07neighborhood security oh god wow you have really scared me i thought you were in trouble
00:52:16well thank you so much for uh taking care of my husband i really appreciate it
00:52:27oh you guys should really come by our chicken shop i mean i would really love if you guys could stop
00:52:33by i love french chicken and because you're william's co-workers i'll give you guys 30 for zen off
00:52:41thank you okay well i will let you guys get back to your practice oh can't forget this
00:52:51wait what now what now can we take a picture
00:53:10get going come on everybody say chicken chicken
00:53:21claire's fried chicken
00:53:26oh we got a lot of new customers today mr president thank you get on your knees now
00:53:36thank you for playing along feel free to have the rest of the day off thank you mr president get him
00:53:44out of here let's go
00:53:49mr president that was extremely close sir i worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much
00:53:54longer i trust her now so i'll tell her the truth about my identity soon
00:54:01oh good you're back could you please help me balance this month's accounts i'm having like a really hard time
00:54:18let's see
00:54:30our monthly profit is 3786.60 wow that's amazing you're smart as the president
00:54:41would you
00:54:42would you
00:54:45would you want me to be the president
00:54:50would you want me to be the president
00:54:57i just mean if i was really the president would that make you happier oh no i said the wrong thing
00:55:05no no i don't want you to be the president
00:55:09well actually actually i hate the president you do yeah my uh
00:55:19my dad died because of him he he was in the military you know and it was because of a decision that
00:55:26he made claire i'm sorry now we probably won't think too much about it
00:55:36i'll be right back
00:55:42what
00:55:44done
00:55:45hey sweetheart i'm out of prison i miss you and your mom a lot
00:55:52how dare you even mention mom you were in prison because you put her in a coma
00:55:58and all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away
00:56:01i've changed i want to make things right with you both can meet me tomorrow
00:56:15am i sorry about that
00:56:17is everything okay yeah it's just spam call you know if something happened you can tell me
00:56:27yeah i know william i won't drag you into this
00:56:32dad why are you needing here
00:56:47leopard
00:56:49this is my daughter
00:56:54did you cover my gambling debts
00:56:55dad seriously i'm your daughter how could you do that
00:57:00i gave you life and raised you and do what i want
00:57:05damn
00:57:06bitch i know you
00:57:09you got my brother killed
00:57:13we'll settle all our scores tonight
00:57:14call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and i'll let you go
00:57:37no no he's just an ordinary guy he doesn't have that kind of money
00:57:39is that so your ring looks pretty pricey let's see how important you really are to him
00:57:48our latest warship is ready to be deployed we're actually considering names at the moment
00:57:55let's name it claire good name i like it claire keeping america safe
00:58:03excuse me gentlemen sir we have a serious serious situation sir what is it it's miss jones
00:58:09she's been kidnapped by the russian mother holding her in an underground casino right now
00:58:14i've been looking to take care of these assholes looks like now's the time
00:58:18there's a little more to it sir uh they want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to
00:58:23kill her
00:58:30i can handle my own no mr president that's too dangerous the entire country relies on you yes
00:58:35mr president the future of america rests on your shoulders yeah i wouldn't i'd really reconsider this
00:58:47my gun
00:58:53i've made my decision mr president are you really doing this for a girl
00:58:58she's not just any girl she's my girl
00:59:11contact traffic control now clear me a path
00:59:19where is he my patience is running thin leopard it even if your husband doesn't show you she's still
00:59:26worth something right you know what you're a real piece of
00:59:28shit time's up and since your husband isn't coming you're mine now
00:59:47who's this idiot
00:59:48president don't come any closer who the hell are you no no no he's he's not the president he's just
00:59:57his double
01:00:01that makes sense the real president when you come here alone search him
01:00:16william why would you risk coming here
01:00:27because you're my family
01:00:30so you married this fried chicken girl you can't be the president
01:00:35you have me scared there for a moment it's okay everyone he's just a stunt man
01:00:39what are you looking at what are you looking at now you want to see me have some fun with your wife
01:00:48fine by me
01:00:58you
01:01:07you still want to play impossible you took us all that more yourself
01:01:24only the real president could do that i saw him on the battlefield he went out bullets and still
01:01:32fought off 10 men he's a killing machine
01:01:36i don't ever want to see you kind on american soil again we'll leave i promise
01:01:43all you
01:01:46if you ever mess with my wife again
01:01:48i will make sure you die in prison i won't i promise
01:02:00william who are you really
01:02:02william
01:02:18claire why did you lie to me
01:02:20told me your dad died
01:02:23i'm your husband
01:02:23if you can't trust me who can you trust yeah and what about you you haven't told me the truth from the very beginning
01:02:39william
01:02:43who are you william
01:02:47are you really the president
01:02:48yes
01:02:54i am
01:03:00i am
01:03:04you don't deserve to be by his side
01:03:08what did you think that if i knew your true identity i would just cling to you and make it impossible for
01:03:14you to get rid of me or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me
01:03:19what are you even saying
01:03:22you can't see how much i adore you
01:03:27you really can't feel it
01:03:30i don't
01:03:38please
01:03:44a delivery to the white house
01:04:14why are there so many reporters
01:04:30today
01:04:32in front of all of america
01:04:35i want to say i love you
01:04:38i love you for who you are
01:04:40and i want everyone to know your name
01:04:50claire
01:04:54will you marry me
01:04:54no
01:05:09because we're already married
01:05:10i want everybody
01:05:11i want to be married
01:05:12they are
01:05:13you know
01:05:15i want to know your name
01:05:16i want to be married
01:05:17so
01:05:19they get married
01:05:21so
01:05:23i want to be married
01:05:24i want to be married
01:05:28so
01:05:28yeah
01:05:29i want to be married
01:05:32because i want to be married
01:05:33so
01:05:34that's what the life
01:05:35is
01:05:36America, please welcome your First Lady.
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